#josh sauchak headcanons

[prismuffin]

Josh Sauchak Relationship Headcanons !!

A/n: Just posting some Josh Sauchak headcanons @ Midnight cause why tf not? gn!reader!!

Type of fic?: Headcanons

Warnings?: Light swearing, talk of guns, explosive devices, drugs but not really, and sexual topics (NSFW is separated and marked!)

!-! More Under The Cut !-!

Relationship!SFW:

-Physical contact can be a bit weird for him at first and you'll have to wait for him to initiate a lot of the contact, or you'll have to ask so you can know what he's comfortable with

-^After a while though he becomes more comfortable with the thought of it and doesn't mind when you do certain stuff without giving him a heads up first

-Cuddling Josh in the beginning of your relationship was mostly just simple spooning

-^The more your relationship develops the more he enjoys sleeping in the same bed as you

-^^MOST DEFINITELY IS A LITTLE SPOON IDCCCC!!!

-^^^Won't admit it to your face but it is a bit hard for him to fall asleep without you there

-Kissing is something he grows to enjoy over time

-^He prefers cheek or forehead kisses more than mouth to mouth kisses

-^^If you do kiss him on the mouth he'd rather them be short and sweet

-His PDA levels are usually very dependent on where he is

-^In pure open day public it is very low, he'll let you hold his hand but that's pretty much it.

-^^In HQ he's a bit more lenient; he'll let you kiss him and hug him and all just don't be embarrassing

-Do not bother him when he's working oh my godddd

-If you talk to him while he's working he'll respond back but he'd much rather prefer it if you didn't try to talk to him right now

-He'll ask you to bring him energy drinks while he's working

-^You have to monitor how much he has cause he will chug them like water

-Getting him to take breaks by bringing him lunch

-Dates with Josh usually happen in HQ or in your apartments

-He's a picky eater for sureeee also textures can mess him up

-^If his pancakes are too soggy from the syrup cause he took too long to get off his computer, he can't eat them

-If you home cook good meals for him he'll be so goddamn happy

-^Will ask you to make him food ALL THE TIME

-^^Hates eating fast food after eating your meals everyday but he'll do it if you can't cook for whatever reason :(

-If you do physical hacks for Dedsec like Marcus he'll be worried for your safety

-^Gives you awkward hugs before you go off on a mission and then tells you to be careful

-^^Poor baby can't stand seeing you get hurt, if he's watching over cams and you and Marcus are getting shot at he has to look away

-^^^He still hears everything through comms though and if you get hurt he'll frantically look for a way to help from his position at base

-If you come back from a mission hurt he's immediately on you with a medkit, guiding you to the couch so he can help with your wounds

-Even though he's worried he'll still scold you if you complain or whine (If the injury isn't that bad)

-^ "Yeah, well, you wouldn't be in pain if you'd just listened to me and waited"

-If your injuries are serious he'll try and convince the team to bring you to the hospital

-^If they can't cause of some cTOS shit then he'll hover over you

-^^Will move his computer near wherever you're resting so he can work and watch you at the same time

-If you work with explosives and destructive materials like Wrench he's definitely scared of and for you

-^Every little hiss of pain initially has him on alert but after a while he knows it's just you fucking with burning wires

-If he hears an explosion from your room or little space in HQ he'll check on you immediately

-If you ever lose something like a finger while messing with explosives he is totally apprehensive about you working with explosives after that

-^He will be trying to convince you to stop and pick up hacking a bit more or something else that's less dangerous but still helpful

-Jokes fly over his head half the time because of his Aspergers so it can take him a minute to get them

-Once he does get the joke he'll laugh to himself and might even repeat it back to you

-If you say "I love you" to him first he'll probably stare at you for a second while fighting back a smile that eventually slips by anyway and will nod

-^He might not say it back right away but when he does he'll mean it.

-If he says "I love you" to you first he's probably high off his ass at a festival or something 💀

-No but seriously, if he says it first he'll probably say it while looking down, he'll fidget a bit as he waits for your response

-If you don't say I love you back to him after he tells you he can overthink it for a little while

-If you do say it back after he tells you he'll be very happy and very smiley

-If you ask him to take off his beanie he'll just deadpan stare at you for at least a minute before looking around and asking why

-^You say you wanna see his hair and he just...slowly...removes it..?

-^^Has totally slept with the beanie but if he does take it off he doesn't mind you messing with his hair but it's far too short for you to do anything like braiding or putting it up

-If he randomly walks up to you and shoves his face into your back or chest and hugs you HUG HIM BACK RIGHT AWAYYYYYHDYWGDIWB

-^He only does that when he's overstimulated or very very tired and its usually the latter

-If he's overstimulated for any reason just try and get him away from the area and to a more quiet one and comfort him as he needs

-Definitely on the aro/ace spectrum

-^It's not that he can't feel romantic attraction he's just more Adfomantic/Aliquaromantic (he can only feel romantic attraction in certain circumstances)

-^^It's the same thing for him when it comes to him being ace, it's not that he can't feel it but he needs to have a strong connection to feel any sexual attraction

-Luckily he has a very strong connection to you 😉

Relationship!NSFW:

-As stated above, he is on the ace spectrum so it was probably a little while into the relationship before you guys had any sexual interaction

-If you had a conversation about having sex with him before he was comfortable he'd probably realize in that moment that he's on the ace spectrum whether it was you who suggested it or not

-The sexual attraction probably grew over time

-When he was officially ready he'd go out of his way to buy condoms before telling you

-^He just like randomly leaves at sundown and then comes back at night while you're in the kitchen or something and tells you then that he's ready

-If you're up for it that night then cool but if not then he'll probably schedule a time when you both are free

-^He'd prefer if it were soon so he doesn't overthink it too much and change his mind

-Whether he's topping or not he'd definitely want things to go a little slow at first but would get/would ask to get faster as time goes on

-Josh has breathy moans for sure, in fact you might not even hear him until he cums

-Finds out he has a praise kink

-Lovessss it when you praise him, he loves to pleasure you and that soon becomes his focus whenever you two have sex

-Doesn't really mind getting or giving head but he kinda likes giving more than receiving

-Isn't really that sexually adventurous but if you beg him enough to try anything he might give it a go- but, if he doesn't like it you'll owe him

-If you want him to degrade you he'll try his best but praises may slip every now and then

-Post nut clarity hits him HARDDDDD

-If he has cum on him after sex it will drive him crazy after a while and he'll have to get up and clean it off

-If you want to cuddle after sex he's down, in fact half the time he crashes anyway especially if you were rougher on him

-His sex drive is also relatively low!

!-!

Thanks for reading, Have a nice day/night

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Masterlist

[artem1sc0re]

I’ve reached the stage of watch dogs brainrot in which I’ve began to headcanon them as secondary school (highschool) students; including deciding on the subjects they’d do, what they get up to, etc.

I’ve spent the entirety of my week doing this so I hope the brainstorming somewhat stays accurate to the characters (if not criticism is accepted!)

So ermmmmm here’s the appearances

Clarification; I’ve had to make a couple of almost drastic altercations to Ray’s, Clara’s and Sitara’s designs because of uniform regulations; their canon styles are flashy/unprofessional and wouldn’t exactly be good representation of the school, as well as Ray’s hair possibly being too long/disheveled (because uniform regulations where I live are THAT strict that they dress code hair length on boys as well), so I apologise if there’s any inaccuracies with the characters🤧🤧

Here’s their year and the list of subjects they’d do (just as context before you read the transcript):

Aiden is a lower sixth; on his first year of A levels:

A level - Sociology, IT, Chemistry

GCSEs - IT, Double science, Home Ec & H&S

Ray is an upper sixth; studying A2 level:

A levels - IT, Design and technology, Physics

GCSEs - IT, Physics, History, Chemistry, Design and Technology

Jordi is a lower sixth; studying AS level (most of his GCSE subjects were filler):

A levels - IT, Chemistry, Spanish

GCSEs - IT, double science, Spanish, further math

Clara is a lower sixth, studying AS level:

A levels - Art, IT, sociology

GCSEs - Art, IT, design and technology, double science

Watch dogs 2 dedsec:

Marcus is repeating his first year of GCSEs (partially to get another chance at a better score, another part to stay by his friends):

GCSEs - IT, Media studies, History, Politics, single science

Wrench is repeating his first year of GCSEs (his scores were ridiculous /neg)

GCSEs - IT, Media studies, geography, Double science

Josh is repeating his first year of GCSEs (he’s a perfectionist and as much as resitting exams exist, he insists on staying back 1 year):

GCSEs - IT, Media studies, HE, Double science

Sitara is studying the second half of her GCSEs:

(Chosen) A levels - Art, H&S, Media studies

GCSEs - IT, Art, H&S, single science, further math

Horatio is studying the second half of his GCSEs:

(Chosen) A levels - English language, H&S, IT

GCSEs - IT, H&S, History, double science

Transcript for those who cannot read my handwriting:

(Photo 1)

Aiden

- face is always cold so he wears the mask to keep himself warm (and possibly to accessorise)

- cut thumbholes into his jumper/sweater for comfortability (had to get Clara to stitch it evenly)

- has a natural resting bitch face, makes it almost difficult for him to be read emotionally via expression

- if he isn’t revising for chemistry or doing IT coursework during lunch, he’s hanging in the art rooms with Clara

- low-key has a crush on Clara… (Jordi frequently teases him about it)

- confrontational; if it affects him or the people he knows he WILL stand up for himself/them, even to teachers if he has to

- shares chemistry classes with Jordi (who frequently yaps to him in those classes)

Ray Kenney

- has acne w/ growing beard/stubble

- couldn’t style his hair so he stuck with a mullet

- goes to a different school but turns up for shared education classes

- makes a business of selling his study notes (basically photocopying them then selling them)

- IT prefect

Jordi

- definitely was some form of a greasy kid during his first few years but then had the craziest glowup during sixth form -> no one bullied him because of his tendency to bite back. Hard.

- sells contraband around the school building -> no proof that he does sell it as he’s always subtle with his locations, changing around where he sells and hiding his stock pretty well

- the type of guy to shove you ten times harder in the corridors if you shoved him (intentional nor unintentional, and yes, people shoving people in the corridors is quite common at least in my experience 😭😭)

- can be a class clown but the teachers have no reason to tell him off as he gets work done and has surprisingly good test scores

Clara

- is pretty neutral when it comes to the dress code, even subtly bending the rules to her liking

- busy asf doing art or studying, though does appreciate the company given from time to time whilst she works

- shares sociology classes with Aiden

- organises revision sessions for IT with Aiden (and Jordi; he seems like the type of guy to third wheel for the shits and giggles but also to study too)

(Photo 2)

Josh

- NEVER wears his blazer; finding the material to be too heavy

- always wears his beanie; if told to take it off he’ll proceed to put it back on the next class

- always ends up in the SEN (special educational needs) office frequently due to lack of co-operation

Marcus

- ABSOLUTE hype man during exam season

- Always instigates study sessions with the dedsec group

- mostly because he himself barely studies and usually he’ll sacrifice sleep to study

- Debate club member

Wrench/Reggie

- was able to get privileges to wear his mask

- most of the time gets dress coded for his pins or any other accessory he decides to wear almost on the daily

- decorates his blazer and bag with pins and patches

- when given an assistant under the name of ‘entitlement’ even when he declined, it painted him as an absolute ass due to his aggressive behaviour and lack of co-operation

- same as Josh usually ends up in the SEN office due to lack of co-operation

- draws on arms and hands frequently when bored + to retain attention

Horatio

- Similar to Sitara, is the more studious one of the group and makes sure to remind everyone of homework, school events + staff training days

- school council rep

- same as Marcus; is a debate club member

- Seems like the type of guy who’d know a lot about the teachers and would be able to hang around them due to being on their good side

Sitara

- Similar to Horatio; is the more studious one of the group

- has learned ways with bending the rules of the dress code with subtly hiding highlights, piercings and makeup

- Reminds the group about homework but usually sends the answers if nobody has it done

Some extra headcanons:

- Sitara uses sparkly highlighters when making revision stuff

- Wrench gets agitated with crowds in the cafeteria so Marcus helps get his food

- Jordi partnered with Aiden in chemistry classes primarily because Aiden low-key has leverage over him (by leverage I mean he basically knows the location of his batches of contraband)

- Marcus thrives in English language, especially in speaking exams because of his infectious nature and confidence

- everyone asks Josh for help in IT classes due to how good he is at it (they all share the same IT classes)

- if the WD2 dedsec all in separate classes, they have a collective oneNote document to make shitposts on and contact eachother with

- Wrench goofs off at various instances during revision sessions, even singing brainrot or catchy revision songs that pop into his head

- Marcus is NOT subtle with taking his phone out, that guy’s on it during break where teachers can see

- Ray knows what cars the teachers drive.

- Jordi never keeps his opinions on everyone and teachers to himself. Bro would not care if the teacher was right behind him. They call him a motor mouth for a reason

- Give Josh a swivel chair in a computer room and he will NOT stop spinning on it unless the teacher is talking

- if there’s a substitute, Marcus and Wrench watch stuff on YouTube during class

- Wrench doodles on textbooks that get reused (on a novel, he leaves comments and small doodles)

- Sitara vandalises science tables

- when Jordi, Clara and Aiden do revision sessions, Jordi tries to tease Aiden’s feelings towards Clara whilst the both of them drown him out; if he’s not doing that he’s studying with them and being the one asking the questions and shooting one or both of them a shit eating grin when they get an answer wrong

- Wrench does exams in a separate venue

- Marcus cannot study by himself unless he’s with the company of his friends, or unless he’s pulling an all nighter for a subject he cares about

- Marcus and Sitara take the same bus and stop at a local shop to buy sweets and snacks for everybody; tldr they are walking food banks

- Aiden is secretly a choir kid

- Jordi the type of guy to steal his friends’ food if he’s too broke to buy any or if he just couldn’t be bothered

[ghostbroh]

Josh got his first piercing (ears) n both sitara and wrench came for moral support

Bonus thing,T-bone sees Josh's ears,this is a /j type of headcannon,I think it would be pretty funny if T-Bone were the type to cry when he's drunk

[thatonechickkaratekid]

..Wrench is 100% the Reddit Guy of Watch Dogs…and that’s 100% the real reason why him and Zane got a divorce. I will forever stand by this.

[Source: Realized the other day that the artist of Cbat (Hudson Mohawke) is the same artist who made the original score for Watch Dogs 2]

[defalt-ate-my-uncle]

Marcus, Josh and Wrench be like;

[shianhygge-imagines]

Watch Dogs 2 Headcanon [Customer Escalations]

|Masterlist|

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If you’ve worked retail, you’ve had to deal with people like this.

The situation at hand: Our lovely character of choice was scheduled to work the registers for an hour or so during the shift. While ringing up the customers, one individual waits in line to do a simple return. They want to return an item that is past the period of time that the return policy can guarantee a full refund, and according to the policy for online orders, would only get the items returned as store credit.

Our character kindly informs the customer the problems that have arisen.

“What do you mean I won’t get a full refund back to my account? It’s just money, it should be able to be returned straight to the account I paid with. And your return policy didn’t say anything.”

“Sorry, man. It says here,” our character points to the paragraph on the receipt. “-in the return policy that you get 90-days to return the products to be guaranteed a full refund, AND you paid with Paypal, which means I can only give you store credit back.”

The customer, a man, slightly shorter than average and dressed in a crisp white dress shirt despite the 90 degree weather outside, upturned his nose at our main character. “Well, it’s not like I read all the terms and conditions when I buy something online.”

The man, our main character was convinced that he was another entitled white kid, turned to look to his girlfriend for backup, who lifted her head from her cell phone and nodded, “Yeah, this is ridiculous.” She was taller than her boyfriend, with bleached and highlighted brown hair... and a tan that made her look too orange to have been natural.

Our main character has begun to lose his patience now. Still smiling, they insist that it’s all that the company policy would allow them to do.

“I’d like to talk to your manager.”

Inwardly, our protagonist rolls their eyes. Because, yes, calling for the manager often got you what you wanted from stores. But...

Marcus: (*raised a brow) Sorry man, I’m the manager. Unfortunately, if you want the full refund to your account, you’ll have to ship it back using the prepaid label.

Wrench: One moment please.... Hi! I’m the manager, I’m not sorry. The company return policy is final. [should the customer continue to complain] This sounds like a you problem and not a me problem. You and your entitled ass can go fuck off for all I care.

Sitara: You’re looking at her. Sir, the return policy is clear, so I’m sorry if your English isn’t advanced enough to understand.

Josh: ... [nothing.... I would never be able to imagine Josh working a job that requires human interaction 98% of the day]

And obviously, all of them might take the opportunity to hack the customer’s ass and rob them blind. -.-

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[urfaveisautistic]

Your fave is autistic: Josh Sauchak from WatchDogs 2!

[danielsarmand]

headcanon that dedsec members are super into group cosplays being the nerds they are but they always make sure everyone can fully participate in said cosplays meaning they search for ones that have masked characters to include wrench and so they end up cosplaying the true lives of the fabulous killjoys and he’s kobra kid which he reminds me of so much and then i was thinking horatio (alive and well) could be jet star, josh could be fun ghoul and sitara party poison and marcus could be the m!version of the girl (because he’s the newest member and i know there’s an actual girl in the group but does it really matter now) and even ray would join in because try tell me he wouldn’t be the perfect dr. death defying,

[prismuffin]

Masterlist:

Masterlist 2 (If any links are broken please let me know!)

Marvel:

Miles Morales x male!Reader: “You knew it was going to snow, right?” Miles Morales x gn!Reader: Protection / Confession Miles Morales x gn!ninja!Reader: "You're a nin-what?" Miles Morales x male!genius!Reader: Observant Miles Morales x fem!spider-woman!Reader: Coincidence Miles Morales x mute!male!Reader: Grateful

Peter B. Parker x male!detective!Reader: Distraction

Peter Parker (any Spider-Man) x male!spider-mutant!Reader: Love and Affection

mcu!Peter Parker x black!male!witch!Reader: Best One Yet

tasm!Peter Parker x touchy!gn!Reader: Physical tasm!Peter Parker x kryptonian!male!Reader: Jealousy, Jealousy

Scott Lang x male!Reader: "Out of Milk"

Steve Rogers x male!Reader: "Mine."

Steven Grant x trans!male!reader: Long Day Steven grant x asexual(spectrum)!gn!Reader: Normal

Yelena Belova x gn! Reader: “Dont fuck it up.” Yelena Belova x ftm!Reader: "You’re looking quite masculine tonight"

Stranger Things:

Nothing yet!

The Umbrella Academy:

Luther Hargreeves x male!himbo!Reader: Jacked Dumbasses [Headcanons]

Criminal Minds:

Nothing yet!

Hitman Trilogy:

yandere!Agent 47 x gn!Reader: Patience // Garden yandere!father!Agent 47 x gn!reader: Escapade

Lucas Grey x gn!Reader: "You..."

Mission: Impossible:

dad!Ethan Hunt x son!Reader: “Talk to Me.” dad!Ethan Hunt x son!Reader: "You're My Son." Ethan Hunt x agent!male!Reader: Can't Lose You Ethan Hunt x male!Reader: Someone He Could Trust

FarCry 5:

Jacob Seed x gn!Reader: “Chapstick”

Valorant:

Nothing yet!

Detroit Become Human:

Connor (Rk800) x male!engineer!Reader: Overheated

Elijah Kamski Fluff/SFW Alphabet (gn!Reader)

Markus (dbh) x fem!human!Reader: A Helping Hand

Simon (dbh) x human!loving!gn!Reader: You are my sunshine Simon (dbh) x human!gn!Reader: Turning Blue

Our Life Beginnings & Always:

Nothing yet!

Error 143:

Nothing yet!

Sally Face:

Sal Fisher x male!reader who’s into witchcraft; Little Dark Age Sal Fisher x gn!reader; I'm Here

WatchDogs Trilogy:

Josh Sauchak Headcanons !! (gn!Reader)

Sitara Dhawan x mute!younger!sibling!reader: Simple Mistake

COD: Modern Warfare2:

Alejandro Vargas & Rodolfo Parra x trans!male!Reader: Deserving (smut included)

John Price x top!male!Reader: "PRICE?!" John Price x Simon 'Ghost' Riley (req drabble): Sleep

John "Soap" MacTavish x Sly!Flirty!Gn!Reader (headcanons)

Poly!GhostSoap x airhead!male!reader: Idiot Boyfriend

Poly!Alerudy treating male!reader like Morticia Addams

The MW2 boys reaction to you calling them pretty boy (gn!Reader)

The MW2 boys reacting to male!Reader dying on the field (alejandro, rodolfo, soap)

The Imperfects:

Nothing yet!

Encanto:

Nothing yet!

Girl From Nowhere:

Nothing yet!

Metal Lords:

Hunter Sylvester with a Stoner s/o (Headcanons)

Dc Universe:

Barry Allen with a male!forensic psychologist!Reader

Dick Grayson x jealous!male!reader

Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) x quiet!male!Reader: Discretion

John Constantine x black!male!Reader: Cuddle-Bug

Tim Drake (Robin) x affectionate!male!Reader: Loverboy Tim Drake x gn!crow-like!reader; Catch me if you can

Kid Flash x male!Reader: Joy Ride Kid Flash x male!Reader: Denial Kid flash and flash (seperate) with a rich!male!Reader (Kid Flash) Wally West x gn!alien!Reader: Scent

Superman x male!detective!reader: Intrigued

Young Justice Squad x fem!aroace!reader (soulmate AU); Cursed

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[artem1sc0re]

It’s my birthday today so Josh doodles to celebrate 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

[ghostbroh]

MY PERSONAL JOSH HEADCANNONS CAUSE HE'S JUST LIVING IN MY BRAIN

I think he likes tea, I feel like he would keep it around frequently, his favorite would probably be chamomile

He got SUPER into making bracelets during quarantine, definitely made the group matching ones

Follow up to the above headcannon,Josh and Wrench make cool stuff with beads together sometimes

Josh had or still has a creeper hoodie. I don't think I need to explain myself for this

Mans is not cis, I can't explain how I know this but trust man I can feel it

Sitara and Wrench convinced him to get his ears pierced (I totally didn't make a post about this before whattt no way/sar)

They went to a professional since it was his first time, Sitara was in supportive mom friend mode™,she was like "you're doing great sweetie" meanwhile Wrench was like "LETS FUCKING GOOOO"

Afterwards bro could not stop smiling at ALL,he was so happy

They also convinced him to dye his hair,he went for a green highlight

Wrench and Josh most definitely worked on his drone together but kept it a secret

Loves we bear bears,ice bear is his favorite,watches it a lot when he's sad n junk

Seriously if u wanna make his week just get him a ice bear plush bro will be BEAMING

I feel like Josh would be the type of dude to get too focused on what he's doin n chug like 5 energy drinks without realizing until he litterly cannot type cause he shaking too much

Wrench and Sitara got him into SpongeBob,he wasn't allowed to watch it as a kid

Has a goofy laugh

Like if you make him laugh hard enough he will be folded over on the verge of TEARS just gasping for air,while the funniest noises come out of his mouth

His laughs are hella contagious

Josh definitely bakes and my god is he good at it

Like he'll bake stuff all the time n bring it to the outhers, EXPECIALLY if he feels bad about something

Like I think they all played uno and Wrench pulled out a +4 on him n Josh was like "I hate you" n then later he felt bad so the next day he showed up with a cake that said "sorry for what I said during uno"

Had a reddit phase as a teen but ssSSSH WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT

Wrench n Josh definitely do parallel play with eachouther, sometimes Wrench puts on storytime videos as background noise while they game or something

Just before quarantine Josh and Wrench moved in together

The two of them got SUPER into Friday night funkin,then eventually the two of them started beeping as a stim

I imagine Josh would walk into the kitchen n be like "beepbopbap" and Wrench would beep right back from the front room or something

He can and will kick everyones ass in Mario cart

He plays The Sims 4 religiously

One time Wrench set his kitchen on fire in the game

"I WAS GONE FOR 2 MINUTES WRENCH WHAT DID YOU DO??" -Josh, coming back to the shenanigans Wrench pulled

[thatonechickkaratekid]

Just a little Headcanon of mine...(Based off a potential Canon theory)

This is probably super far-fetched and downright outrageous, but I thought about it while daydreaming at work and now I can’t stop thinking about it:

- I can’t remember what mission it was (The Name Game maybe, something like that). Anyway, the mission in WD2 when Marcus accesses a bunch of files (I think FBI) and obtains a bunch of names, and then after Wrench asks if his real name was there and Marcus jokes about it being “Reginald”, WELL, my mind came up with a little *kinda sad/kinda funny* theory

- What if Wrench’s real name really is Reginald? -It’s highly unlikely given the whole point of Wrench is him being this cryptic, mysterious, and entirely anonymous force, but hypothetically speaking!-

- I don’t know about you, but when I hear the name Reginald, I don’t think of a little shy, abused, and insecure boy living in the slums of San Francisco

- I think of a little shy, abused, and insecure boy living in the rich part of San Francisco

- (I promise there’s a point to this, just bare with me)

So my theory is this:

- “Reginald” (whatever the hell his last name might be) was born to some rich ass family in a fancy part of California

- (I can just imagine a little Wrench, port-wine birthmark and all, being forced to dress in like, beige khakis and dress shirts as a kid by his mom, he hated every minute of it; a frown never leaving his face, but he endured it for her)

- His mom probably died when he was really young and his dad resented him for it, or something along those lines

- Or maybe he just had really shitty ass rich ass parents, who knows

- So, either way, little fetus Reggie, now being hated on for no reason by his dad (or both parents), just becomes super resentful himself, turning to almost extreme rebellion

- (Idk I just imagine Wrench having a life nobody expects him to have Y’know? always full of surprises)

- I feel like he obviously turned to his little tinkering as a coping mechanism, spending more time tinkering than worrying about making friends

- The tinkering eventually lead him to his love of tech, demolition, etc etc in his later years

- I feel like he was definitely bullied in school, especially if he was sent to a private school and all that shit

- Idk, most of this came from just a mental image of Wrench originally coming from a rich family regardless of what people would expect

- All I can think of now is just Wrench, like mid-teens, no tattoos yet, his hair parted ridiculously down the middle, -cuz it was the only way he could think of to mostly cover his birthmark-, in beige khakis and like a pale pink button up, or one of those fancy private school uniforms

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AN: *edit* Now that Watch Dogs Legion: Bloodline is released and his full name has been revealed/added to the wiki page (haven’t played bloodline yet)... it feels good to basically be right, there’s no way he wasn’t a rich boy with a name like that.

I also Headcanoned his age for a fanfic back when we knew shit all about him in WD2 and guessed solely based on the way he looked in that one face reveal, and to be exactly spot on about that as well...*insert the “it’s tough to be a god” audio* ^-^

[rogueswitch]

some platonic f/o headcanons

I wanted to write out some headcanons for my platonic f/os that are the members of DedSec. i’ll chuck most of it under a cut because it will probably be long

Marcus Holloway

He met Sam through online gaming a few years before they got wrapped up with DedSec. He does less gaming now but still keeps up on big AAA titles.

While Marcus was always had an affinity for computers and hacking, it didn’t really flourish until he was falsely accused of a crime.

a bisexual disaster

maybe has a crush on Sitara? tbh he would probably want to smooch all of DedSec

likes old kung fu and kitschy action movies

he’s probably also a weeb

likes amateur photography. he will often randomly take pictures of his friends and even when its at weird times he finds a way to make the photos look nice

very bad at not making impulse decisions

he calls his grandmother every week and tries to visit her when he can

he hates energy drinks but will drink them anyway because of the caffeine 

Sitara Dhawan

she has family that lives in India who she tries to visit every year

she can speak Hindu fluently

she still enjoys wearing fashionable headscarves as a cultural practice even though she is not particularly religious. she is still pretty connected to her Indian heritage

KICKS ASS at karaoke and ddr. dances as a hobby and exercise

also enjoys free running and skateboarding

has an online shop selling her original art pieces. also does spray paint murals to hide hate speech and racist graffiti

has most definitely borrowed climbing gear from Horatio to put her and DedSec’s tags on places otherwise pretty unreachable

she has had a rough relationship with Sam and has a hard time fully trusting them due to various circumstances

not sure what she is but i don’t think she is straight or cis. probably just calls herself ‘queer’ but otherwise it’s not too bothersome to her.

she was the one who did some of Wrench’s more complex tattoos

really likes fancy teas and baking cheesecake

Horatio Carlin 

doesn't die. nope, fuck you ubisoft he’s not dead

despite the fact that its a corporate job, he actually likes his job at Nudle and tries to make positive changes there (both through bureaucratic and less-then-legal means)

DJ’s as a side hobby and will take DJ jobs for free for things like weddings, birthdays, etc. just to be nice

he’s a coffee snob and a foodie, he also takes nutrition and healthy eating seriously

he’s also a rock climber

not big on fashion, just likes to be comfortable

he loves Christmas and the holiday season. he wouldn’t be caught dead not hosting some kind of thanksgiving meal for his friends. He has a collection of ugly holiday sweaters and has gifted each DedSec member at least 1. sometimes more.

favorite food is sushi

he and Sam call one another by their screen names; Sam calling him ‘Ratio’ while he calls them ‘Were’ (a shortened version of their alias). He also gets along really well with Sam because they both have a ton of similar likes and hobbies.

He is the only one in DedSec that is straight and cis

loves d&d

he has a beanie baby on his desk and will talk to it to help solve issues with his code, à la rubber duck debugging

Josh Sauchak

he’s autistic! he enjoys textural stimming and likes tangle toys and scratching soft fabrics.

he also likes the worms on a string/squirmles and has one that stays at his workstation. their name is Button and they are pink.

he enjoys ASMR but only some triggers and so long as they aren’t too repetitive. 

he likes painting d&d miniatures and set pieces with Horatio. he’s gotten pretty good at it.

Josh is aro/ace and he does not really care about gender. he identifies as masculine and calls himself a guy, but he doesn’t necessarily identify with traditional ‘maleness’. because of this, he uses both he/him and they/them pronouns.

he's Jewish!

his favorite food is chili, though he doesn’t like it spicy

his sweatshirt is old and has gotten quite a few holes in it over the years. Josh taught himself to sew so he could elongate the lifespan of his favorite clothes

Josh takes pride in building his robots/drones and will almost always refuse help even if he is stuck on something. he takes part in robot battles

Raymond Kenney

he is the dad of the group and has to remind himself that the rest of DedSec are still barely adults and don’t have a ton of experience. he often needs to be the one to call them out on their bullshit when they are having interpersonal problems.

he’s a master at pranks, though he only does minor pranks on the DedSec crew

he’s an artist and creates scrap metal sculptures in his spare time

he enjoys a good cigar every now and again, though it is infrequent

he really hates social media

but he really likes bad meme shirts and Hawaiian shirts

he still keeps in touch with Aiden Pearce

he speaks like 5 different languages

[shianhygge-imagines]

REQUEST: Sick Week [DedSec/Reader]

Lol, I’ll try not to get sick. No guarantees though. The weather in New York suddenly got cooler, and I tend to get sick with the radical changes in temperature/weather conditions. It sucks. :P I tried to treat all the characters as equals... but I am very biased and uninspired for some of these. I won’t lie. 

|Masterlist|

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Horatio (he’s dead but...)

~ The Situation: Normal flu, bit of a cough, lots of sneezing... Just feeling all around miserable, honestly. You got sick from kissing Horatio when he was sick and you were taking care of him... 

~ But it was your week off, so honestly, you didn’t want to worry him. Your boyfriend already gets enough shit from work, so you didn’t need to drag him away from his job and get him into even more trouble. And besides, Horatio always made time for you, so it was about time that you let him have some time away, yeah?

~ No. Because Horatio notices when you aren’t around. Like he’s innately always looking for you by his side. Whenever he’s not at work, you’re usually next to him, or texting him. You were a constant by his side. So, yeah. Once you get sick enough to not want to go outside or go on your phone, Horatio notices.

~ Horatio will give you a call or two... and then text you. But when you don’t answer after his first few attempts, he’s quick to go to your place, ringing the doorbell until you drowsily shout out for whoever the hell it was to quit it and leave you alone.

~ Your boyfriend is insistent about seeing you. But you’re telling him to go away because you don’t want him sick as well. “Babe... I know you have work, so please just leave me alone, okay?” You care about Horatio a bit too much, and he knows it, so he’s stern in his next course of action.

~ He calls into work and takes the next few days off, ignoring your protests through the front door. And when it’s done, he opens the front door using your spare key. You call him an idiot, but Horatio is all smiles as he hugs you.

~ The world could end, and he’d still be there for you.

Josh

~ The Situation: You probably got sick from some sort of illness that’s been spreading around your university campus. You’d expect that with the amount of money that you payed to stay in Cali for schooling, that the school would go around disinfecting populated areas every night. But no. They don’t do that in my university and they don’t do it in yours. 

~ So now, you’re sick... like dry cough, sore throat, and migraines sick (it sucks. These symptoms together were just awful last year... my head hurts thinking about it). But you know? You’ve only been dating Josh for a few weeks, so letting him know about your being sick feels like you’re inconveniencing him. Plus the fact that Josh has a light phobia of germs, you just didn’t want to bother him. But, your roommate’s gone for a competition that week, so you’re alone... and sick... and you’re not very good at taking care of yourself. The symptoms just get worse... and you kind of end up in the hospital from dehydration... and you’ve been coughing so often that your throat has been scarred and is bleeding just a bit.

~ But here’s the thing... Josh... when he gets into his work, he barely notices how much time has passed. So it’s no wonder that you don’t get a visit from your boyfriend until much later that week. Sitara had pointed out that you had yet to call Josh, and it had been a few days. So, like the hyperfocused and dutiful boyfriend he is, he immediately skips calling you, and tracks you down via data mining... and reluctantly pays you a visit at the hospital.

~ There’s an unimpressed expression on his face, like he’s baffled that you had managed to get sick enough to be sent to the hospital, but he’s also glad that you weren’t in worse shape. He won’t kiss you for a while, but he’ll let you hug him. He’ll also feel bad that he wasn’t there for you, but he’s not comfortable showing it, so you’ll find that your hospital bill has been paid in full. Lol.

~ Give him some love... please... ;.;

Marcus (bit longer because I have literally nothing for our dear, dear Marcus)

~ The Situation: Since I’ve been basing my Marcus characteristics off of Ray Narveaz Jr. aka Brownman’s, playthrough... You kind of got a stomach virus... okay... maybe a really bad stomach virus... From eating tacos... Because your neighbor made tacos, and Marcus is always raving about the damn taco truck. So why not try it?

~ Erm... big mistake... You’re pretty sure the meat was cooked all the way... but you’re not quite so sure that the other ingredients were properly prepared. I would hazard a guess and say that the taco was stored properly by your neighbor after they made it. And if you cool something hot way too fast, or heat something cold way too fast, it’s called “temperature abuse.” And that type of situation promotes bacterial growth. (I’m sorry if you feel uncomfortable now.) So now the microbial ecosystem in your body is out of wack... and... well... diarrhea... and it gets progressively better as the week goes on because you have Pepto in your medicine cabinet... Still, you haven’t called Marcus yet and it’s making him worry a lot...

~ You’ve been dating Marcus since he accidentally tested the bank hacking software on your account. You’d been depositing your recent paycheck after a hard day at work (it didn’t help that your coworkers and superiors were all grade A assholes to you all the time.) And Marcus had seen how hard you work through your online info, and how little you get in return for your work... so he decided to give you money instead of taking money... but he made a mistake, and with a swipe of his finger, he’d given all your money away to needy children. And you, who have to work so hard to pay back for your student loans, pay rent and utility bills, as well as support your family... well, the sudden unfairness of life just caused you to have a mental breakdown at the ATM, just sobbing your heart out because rent was due that day. Marcus felt so bad about what he did, that immediately went into your account and added everything back and then some (like ten times the amount, lol)... and then he went to personally apologize to you... you’d hit him... but the two of you ended up dating so...

~ But anyways! You’re always sending each other memes or he’s always texting you for dates, so it’s an established routine, yeah? But when you’re sick, you don’t really want to deal with phones, people, lights, the cold... So you haven’t contacted Marcus in a while and now he’s worried. After maybe fifty texts from him in a row, you finally answer and tell him that you wish to be left alone. (*cue a picture of a sad puppy) <- that... is what he sends you. And he won’t stop... so you eventually give in and tell him that you’ve caught a stomach virus and are recovering, “Please don’t come over, okay? I just want to get through this.”

~ Eh... nope. Marcus is having none of that. Instead, he shows up on your balcony... he used a lift to get up there... and he has a ton of water jugs and healthy foods... and a teddy bear that says “Get better” on it. Honestly, it’s too sweet that you can’t shut him out and you end up passing your sickness with your devoted boyfriend watching over you.

Sitara 

~ The Situation: Health-wise, there was nothing wrong with you at all. Simply put, all the stress of life just kind of piled onto your shoulders all at once one day, and you’ve been distressed since. You’d tried the adult way, simply working through your seemingly endless responsibilities, balancing work, bills, your relationship, social life, physical health, etc... But it’s simply to say that simply trying to work your way through problems with intense vigor doesn’t really help much. Headaches came and went, sometimes you had to try and fall asleep with a migraine. So, you decided to take a few days off. Mental health days. To take a step back from the responsibilities and reevaluate everything.

~ You let Sitara know of your decision because you know that she would probably go a bit ape shit if you suddenly disappeared off the face of the Earth for a few days. No. It’s simply not right to ghost on your significant other. NEVER. EVER. DO. IT.

~ Of course, Sitara is completely understanding of wanting to take some time away from your responsibilities. She would join you, but work with DedSec is a near 24/7 job. She’ll probably recommend some things for you to do on your time off, but she’ll leave it up to you in the end.

~ Though... if you do request her presence, with you during your off days... She’ll be glad to stay with you. Sitara can do work from your place. Though, expect her to mother hen you a little... or a lot.

Wrench 

~ The Situation: You’re new to this whole dating thing... and your boyfriend is Wrench... you’ve been dating him for only a month so far, so it’s still a fairly new relationship and you’re not really knowledgable about what Wrench is comfortable with, what he’s uncomfortable with... You’re a few years younger than him, but your mental age is higher. So when you come down with a simple cold (coughing, phlegm, stuffy nose, light sensitivity, and bodily aches), you play the ‘responsible’ adult and tell Wrench to leave you alone for a week... or two... depends how good your immune system is.

~ Wrench is... okay with you not being around him for like... the first few days... and then he’s missing you. First, he’ll text you. Then, he’ll call you. And like Marcus, if you don’t call back within the first few hours, then he’s booking it to your home. I don’t think he’ll even knock on the door, he’ll probably pick the lock open to get in... or hack into your apartment building’s security feed to check up on you.

~ You’re a student, and you’ve been too sick to attend lectures, but it still doesn’t excuse you in the eyes of your professors, so you’re probably still doing school work while ill. There’s textbooks spread out in your living room and notes pinned or taped everywhere because you either have exams, projects, research, essays, or homework problems to do... or maybe all at once. And the professor expects you to turn them in on the days they are due... so you still have to leave your apartment to hand shit in. (The professors in my university have no mercy) 

~ But yeah, even when you’re sick you work hard, and when Wrench lays his eyes on your form, huddled in blankets, but surrounded by work, he nearly walks back out and to your university to give your professors a piece of his mind. But you turn around and see him at your door. “Hey, Wrench. Did you come to see little old me? That’s sweet.” And there’s this loving smile on your face that has Wrench changing his mind, shutting the front door closed and strolling over to pull you onto his lap. And he just cradles you to him.

~ Don’t get me wrong, Wrench’ll probably scold you for working too hard because it’s been a few days and you don’t even look the slightest bit better. He’s probably going to stubbornly stick by your side as you do work, while also making you soup and other foods, keeping you hydrated. Because Wrench is used to living alone, so he’s had to know how to take care of a sick person. So, you have Wrench to give you extra lovin when you’re sick. ;3

~ If you don’t get any better though, I think Wrench will be the one to escort you to the hospital. He refuses to fuck around with your health.

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