giraffeseatingcake
Giraffe Flavored
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☆ Giraffe ☆ 26 ☆ Bi NB Trans Masc ☆ They/Them ☆ He/Him ☆ Masc/Neutral language ☆ Aquarius ☆ Transphobes unplug your computer ☆
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giraffeseatingcake · 2 days ago
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if you ever wondered how trainers start their journey when they don’t live nextdoor to a professor….this is it
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I really hate when people mystify intelligence as some innate or supernatural ability rather than the willingness to read books and consider different perspectives. Anyone with enough time, training, and preparation could become a professor. Stop seeing knowledge as arcane rather than as a skill anyone can develop.
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giraffeseatingcake · 2 days ago
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There isn't any context, he just is having a hard time.
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giraffeseatingcake · 2 days ago
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hey guys does anyone else have this impossible to satiate desire to crawl into your own mouth and go spelunking around your teeth and gums or have i developed some sort of insane complex
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three horsemen of the apocalypse
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giraffeseatingcake · 2 days ago
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Jerry plot: I want to fuck this girl but I forgot the name of her dog.
George plot: Steinmeier wants me to bring peace to the middle east or I'll get fired!
Kramer plot:
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Your best is not the same as your 100% capability. If you always go 100% you will burn yourself out. It’s okay to be doing your best and giving your 75% or 50% or 10%, whatever makes it so you can keep going. Your best differs from day to day and that is alright.
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giraffeseatingcake · 2 days ago
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🦐A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TO JOBS, WHO LOVES HER KIDS BUT NEVER STOPS🦐
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giraffeseatingcake · 2 days ago
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*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?
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there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech
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giraffeseatingcake · 8 days ago
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