#josh dun imagines account

[odetolaneboy]

hello!

hello friends :) i’m here to apologize for the lack of actual imagines lately, i’ve had some majors writers block plus i got wrapped up in a new tv show (bates motel has taken my life, shit). but! someone sent me a request that i’ll be working on, plus i have ideas now and feel actually motivated to write. oh, also, if you have a request, here’s some info! :) :

1) pls send in my ask box! it’s easier for me to keep track of plus it’s easier for all of you to see the prompt, y’know? i haven’t said this before so don’t feel bad at all if you’ve sent me your requests through private messaging, it’s completely on me for not saying anything. and if you’d really rather feel comfortable messaging it to me, please do it! my goal is for everyone here to be comfortable and happy! :)

2) i usually do y/n x j or t and i’d just like to say i will do joshler, jyler, jebby, etc. if you do request it! one of my favorites to write is joshler, so i’d love some requests! i will basically write any ship! (i’m going to put up a panic! and 5sos imagines page, i’ll let y’all know when that’s a thing haha!) :)

3) on the note of writing anything, i do not usually do smut. BUT i will do making out/grinding/teasing/fluffy smut, but no kinky things bc personally that makes me very uncomfortable to write. :,( 

okay now that that’s over! i love you guys so much and want you guys to have someone you feel you can talk to, so here’s my other social medias!

twitter: addictwithagun

snapchat: ehorwin01

ig: emilyyhartmann and hopefully i’ll have a tøp account soon haha 

dm me any time, i know what it’s like to feel alone and i don’t want any of you to feel alone. i will send you cute videos of my dogs over snapchat lol 

also follow my wattpad! addictwitha_gun, i have a tyler fan fic up and i’m working on a beebo and jish one, and then a joshler one.

i love you guys, please let me kno if there’s anything i can do for any of you, thank you for all the reblogs, likes, comments, and follows, it means the fucking world to me that my writing is getting to fucking 900+ people, it blows my mind. i’ve always loved writing, and to finally have people who like my writing makes me so, so, so happy and motivated to write more. you guys are the reason i still write :) i love y’all so much, please stay alive |-/

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TØP Weekly Update #121: What I Miss? (12/6/19)

So much happened while I was away. Josh Dun got a TikTok account. Tyler Joseph got sponsored by pasta and ketchup. New summer festival dates were announced left and right. Let’s talk about it.

Tyler celebrated his birthday by once again chucking balls at people to prove his dominance. He also let us know that the creek he used to roam was actually his birthplace. Honestly getting sick of this man. He and Jenna better keep posting cute pictures of themselves doing adorable couple shit or I’m dipping.

We’ve got a whole host of announcements regarding the band’s summer plans. They will be playing at festivals all over Europe, such as the Netherland’s Pinkpop, Ireland’s Summer in the City, Switzerland’s Open Air, Poland’s Open’er, Belgium’s Rock Werchter, France’s Main Square, and Czech Republic’s Colours of Ostrava. In addition, the band will play their first ever show in Romania at Electric Castle. With all of these performances, it seems pretty clear that the band isn’t planning on slowing down their current run to work on another project, though I imagine Tyler’s taking the next few months off to enjoy becoming a father.

Over on our friends at Billboard’s Year-End recaps, Twenty One Pilots did... pretty well! Trench was in the Top 10 for Alternative and Rock charts. “Chlorine” was the sixth best-performing rock song of the year, and “My Blood” and “The Hype” also posted pretty solid numbers through the year. The Bandito Tour was the 36th biggest of the year, drawing in over 700,000 people over 62 shows to gross the band an estimated $50 million. And, of course, “Heathens” and “Stressed Out” remain some of the most-streamed rock songs around for the fourth consecutive year.

This weekend will see the band return to the stage in San Jose (SAP Center; 19,190 capacity) and Anaheim (Honda Center; 18,325) for some Christmas radio shows. And wouldn’t you know it, I’m actually gonna be at one of them... expect a full report this time next week.

Power to the local dreamer.

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[5sosbitchfest]

Okay. I know you’ve all been waiting patiently for us to talk about the Michael and Crystal engagement, and since it’s been three days we feel like we’ve gathered enough information that we can talk about it. We know this came as a shock to some people, but honestly it didn’t come as a shock to any of us. We knew this was coming. And after it happened, all the puzzle pieces started to fall into place. I, Link, will be heading up this post. I’m going to talk about all of this. It’s all going to be under a cut because this is going to be a very image heavy post. 

So let’s go:

This started well before the Guess trip with Michael’s post on IG on NYE

With the statement that it was going to be “the best year of all of our lives”. Forget the fact this doesn’t sound like something Michael would say because whatever. I didn’t think much of it at the time, but after the engagement happened it seems he was very heavily hinting that something big was coming. 

They of course, got to Bali for the DesitnationGUESS trip and more and more pics were released of Michael and Crystal throughout the trip. They focused extremely heavily on Michael and Crystal despite the fact there was at least one other couple on the trip. Yes, it could be argued that this is because Michael is the most famous on the trip, but that argument in my opinion is weak because he’s just not that famous. Not only did Guess focus heavily on Michael and Crystal, but so did the people on the trip. Michael and Crystal were also featured heavily on the stories of the ambassadors on the trip. Like...very heavily. There were at least six stories posted from people about Michael and Crystal “singing” together, all with little messages about them being their favorite couple or the cutest couple, etc. Now, I don’t know about you...but I don’t know anyone who is that obsessed with another couple. People just don’t do that unless in the case of clout. Interesting right? 

So let’s take this moment to talk about the elephant in the room: the Guess trip being an all expenses paid promotional trip. Yes, Michael proposed to Crystal on a trip to Bali that neither of them paid for. How romantic right?? I know that’s what I would want...to have the “love of my life” propose to me on this sort of trip. They claim it’s because Bali is where “it all began for them” when yet again...that was another all expenses paid trip and she was cheating on her boyfriend, Spencer, at the time (if you believe the official narrative). LOL. Really, bitch? And y’all actually support her knowing she’s also a racist, fat shaming xenophobe. Amazing.

So that brings me to the engagement announcement.

Now, I would like to point something out. This announcement was made FIVE DAYS after the alleged proposal happened. According to US Weekly, Michael proposed on January 11th. 

This was two days after Slapgate happened. And for the next several days, Crystal didn’t wear the ring because you know...they were hiding it. The article then goes on to talk about Guess, the resort, they name several of the Guess ambassadors, the 1975 and even the chef that cooked the dinner for this evening! WHY? Why does anyone care about that? They don’t. This was all promotion. 

Oh, of course there’s this as well

A picture of Michael and Crystal sharing a kiss while all the Guess ambassadors look upon them adoringly. 

Friends celebrated this special moment with the couple, but there are three very important members that are missing: Luke, Calum and Ashton. Michael’s three best friends since childhood who weren’t even invited to this “special moment”. 

One more quick thing I wanted to point out: note the name of the photographer, Ryan Fleming. 

Ryan Fleming is Crystal’s close friend and, for all intents and purposes, personal photographer. He has shot several of Michael’s and Crystal’s “couples” photos over the course of their relationship. He’s been part of this farce since the beginning.

Okay, moving right along to the plethora of articles this “engagement” spawned. 

Not seconds after Michael posted about the engagement that US Weekly posted an article with an exclusive of the proposal and unseen photos. SECONDS. This was planned. Now, okay...lots of celeb couples sell their pics to articles for the publicity. That’s not unusual. What is unusual; however, is the amount of publicity that Michael and Crystal got

At least ten highlighted articles spawned from this engagement, including one with an exclusive. I want to draw attention to this because I want you to keep in mind that Crystal is literally a nobody. She is in no way famous, and Michael is a C list celeb at best. They got ten articles while Josh Dun and Debby Ryan (who I am using as comparison because they’re the most recently engaged couple I can think of) got four. FOUR. Four articles about a couple that include two people who are exponentially more famous than Michael and Crystal with no exclusives. None. They each posted about their engagement a day later with little fanfare. And yet these two...get ten highlighted articles?

And then this happens:

Guess posts a story (the top pic) about the engagement happening and the story is linked directly to the US Weekly article. Then they make an IG post all about “reliving the magical moment” of this engagement in a post. 

Wow. Talk about massive promo for Guess because now they’ve got the attention of a LOT of people. I wasn’t aware that designer brands were so invested in the relationships of their ambassadors. I’ve literally never seen such a thing before. 

So okay, we’ve got the syndicated articles, the Guess promotion, the fans falling all over themselves about this engagement and you think...well this is it right? 

But oh it isn’t! Because then this happens

Do you know what that is? THAT IS A FUCKING NEWSPAPER ARTICLE!

A newspaper article! I’m sorry, but did Michael and Crystal become the Carters while I wasn’t looking??? Or perhaps the West-Kardashians??? What the hell is happening here? How does a nobody and a C list celeb get a newspaper article about their engagement??? Can you even believe??? (FYI, I don’t know what newspaper article this is. I haven’t been able to find the source yet. I got this off a tea account on IG.)

This sparked my interest and I did a Google search only to find even more articles about this engagement. There are at least 30 articles about this engagement, including articles in publications such as The Knot and Brides, who usually only cover A list celeb weddings. 

So please...someone explain to me how this happens??? Clearly, Crystal and Modest forked out a lot of money for this kind of publicity because Crystal isn’t famous and Michael isn’t famous enough for this kind of exposure. Something is very, very off with this. 

So how does this tie into the Lie To Me video being released? Well, funny you should ask because this was posted just before the premiere of LTM, garnering a lot of attention. Conveniently, Crystal was silent about this entire thing (save for one story about being so grateful for all the support wank wank) until after the release of LTM. One hour later, she posted about the engagement. How very, very convenient that is. Of course, Michael liked the post within moments, but has yet to actually post anything about LTM because you know...why would he support his band? So far, it’s only been retweets which is just like...the bare minimum amount of promotion he can do.

So let’s move onto the next section: Ashton’s shade. 

Thirty minutes before Michael’s post about their engagement, Ashton posted this. It was deleted a little bit later. A song in Russian called Te Amo. Te Amo is Spanish, not Russian. What I think is that Ashton was equating this fake song to a fake romance: Michael and Crystal. Ashton has never been quiet in reference to how he feels about PR stunts. He’s spoken about them with disdain. Of course, this Tweet could be up for interpretation, but that’s what I think. Ashton is very good at throwing shade. 

This is the next Tweet we got from Ashton, just a little while before the LTM vid premiered. You can clearly read what it is he says. I believe Ashton was referencing the PR stunts these boys are forced to go through. I think he was not only speaking about Arzaylea and Luke, but about Michael and Crystal as well. I don’t care what anyone says, Arzaylea and Luke were just as much PR as Michael and Crystal and now Luke and Sierra. It wrecked Luke because Arzaylea was a terrible person to him, even though their whole relationship was contrived. But guess what...she was Crystal’s protege. Yeah, chew on that. 

So now Ashton has to watch another one of his best friends be wrecked by this bullshit. Just because these relationships are business doesn’t mean they aren’t toxic. Toxic relationships aren’t just romantic, they can be platonic and business as well. 

But it seems that not everyone is convinced that this wasn’t a total con. The following is an excerpt from the Jezebel article:

Huh. Imagine that. Not everyone is looking at this through rose-tinted glasses, and even if this author doesn’t believe that their relationship is fake she still recognizes the “spon-con” for what it is. You can read the whole article HERE.

Of course, one of my favorite things about this whole sham is how fucking awkward Michael is with Crystal, like so

Hella YIKES. Be more awkward, pal. We realize you’re not used to kissing her because you know...she’s your co-worker and all, but damn. Where those acting skills you learned from that acting coach you hired?

And then of course, there’s this gem which was the pic posted in US Weekly zoomed in

Why does he look like he’s in physical pain to be doing this? 

Now we’ve come to the last part of this whole charade that is the biggest red flag for me:

NONE OF HIS BANDMATES HAVE COMMENTED, LIKED, OR CONGRATULATED HIM PUBLICLY ABOUT THIS ENGAGEMENT.

Oh, I can hear the arguments about this now that will include “they don’t have to, they can do it privately” or “maybe they were just busy” or “why does it matter?” 

Except that all of those arguments are fucking weak because with the amount of famous people that took time out of their busy day and schedule to congratulate them is paramount. Even Doug the fucking Pug congratulated them. So you mean to tell me that Luke, Calum and Ashton couldn’t take a few seconds to comment or even like the post? On either IG or Twitter? They have been dead fucking silent about this whole thing. Why? Because they obviously do not like Crystal. They haven’t for awhile, and she clearly doesn’t like them. Which is hilarious considering she’s their PR manager. 

There is a very obvious disconnect between Michael and his best friends/bandmates right now. It’s been three days and they’ve been totally radio silent about this. This disconnect is because of Crystal, I guarantee it. When I call her the Yoko Ono of 5sos, I mean it. I find it funny that all these people are predicting things like 5sos in tuxes and who’s going to be the best man. Do you guys really think any of them are going to be in the wedding party if there’s an actual wedding? I highly doubt it. They weren’t even invited to the engagement event. Hell, at this point I’m pretty sure they weren’t even invited to Michael’s last birthday party and ended up crashing it. If Crystal has to choose one of them to be in the party, it’s likely the one she hates least and I think that’s Calum, personally. 

I don’t know what this is going to mean for the future of the band. I don’t know if Michael is going to leave the band at some point or not. He seems to be quite caught up in his influencer life all of a sudden. I can’t say I’m not worried because I am. I’ve tried to deny the separation between him and the rest of the band, but I really can’t anymore. 

In conclusion, this changes nothing that I believe or think. I still believe this is a massive PR stunt. I still believe it’s partially to cover up Luke and Michael’s relationship, and I think it’s going to get even more ugly before it gets better. 

Alas, my co-admins and I aren’t going anywhere. We’re going to see this shit through till the end. 

ETA: Crystal read the article that Jezebel posted about their engagement being a spon-con and promptly emailed the writer to “clear up” the perception. 

It’s just...so laughable that it’s almost sad. She got so offended by an internet article that she felt the need to email them and clarify that all that was said wasn’t true. If you ask me...that’s just more proof that that is is FAKE AF.

[paperclipninja]

Younger Season 6 Official Trailer warm-up ramble

Ok, I have had every intention of writing a bit of a ramble about the Younger season 6 official trailer since it was released 3 weeks ago and now here we are, one week out from the premiere (how has the time gone so quickly?? But also, I have re-watched the entire series four times since last season ended and started an Instagram account solely dedicated to the show to get me through the hiatus so it has also been FOREVER...also I may possibly need to find some other hobbies (she says as she writes an essay about a promo trailer)...) So I thought I’d better dust off the ol’ over-analysing part of my brain in preparation for the new season because it has been a while since I’ve rambled or reviewed.

Frankly, there is so much to take in in that 2 mins of gloriousness that this is guaranteed to be incoherent at least some of the time, so let’s just start with the beginning and that moment on the brownstone stoop when Charles is telling Liza he has had feelings for her for 16 years and seriously, straight out of the gate, I’m not coping. I mean, I know in my brain that Charles and Liza are now a couple but seeing it, actually SEEING them standing there in broad daylight being all couply and flirty, my feelings were not ready. I am also not ready for the moment I have been waiting for with an absurd amount of anticipation, the Maggie/Charles meeting. Yet here is a glimpse, them sitting all comfy and barefoot on the couch just chatting away, Maggie giving him the bff once-over as appropriately ominous music provides the required effect of DRAH-MAH. I can’t wait to see that scene properly, I just have such high hopes for a Maggie/Charles friendship and I will be waving that flag this whole season.

Through the rest of the Maggie voice-over part of the trailer we get some Amato wisdom about two people who have been through a lot being perfect for each other or dragging each other down like anchors but honestly, at this point I’m finding it hard to concentrate because we have some ‘man coming up behind woman as she’s getting ready for work’ trope in play, which is very distracting for a number of reasons. And then there’s the Liza casually telling Charles she loves him thrown in and EXCUSE ME, for this I was 0% prepared (as was Liza it seems) and 26 seconds in, my deceased status is not boding well for actually making it to the June 12 premiere.

We also get confirmation that everyone at work finds out about Liza and Charles. I am HERE for the ‘it’s ME’ moment because who doesn’t love an open plan office workplace affair reveal (p.s. who ARE all those staff in the office? Where have they been the past 5 seasons? Do they know where Josh’s friends are?)? I’m loving the fancy looking event, this show rocks the glam and Diana, Enzo, Charles, Liza in a room together, seeing them all out and plus-1ing it, I want it all. 

I too want to hear about the regime change Redmond, thank you for asking and this Quinn situation looks every type of intense and I cannot wait! I just LOVE that they’ve made her book suck. The editing of the music to coincide with Quinn’s table taps in the restaurant is just too much, and honestly, the ‘guess who wrote a masterpiece, it will be our first release’ chant, that random lady joining in, Liza asking what’s happening = pure 24 carat tv gold. 

The Kelsey/Zane situation seems like it’ll continue to play out in season 6 and I hope we keep getting to see more sides to Zane because I felt like I was finally beginning to get a more filled out version of the character in season 5. Lauren continues to be Lauren it seems and that is exactly as it should be because she is perfect and I hope we see her do Heller good this season with all that ambition and drive she has.

The big cliffhanger from last season, the Josh/Clare baby ‘who’s the father’ scenario is still front and centre and look, I said it last season and I’ll say it again, I just cannot see why they would bring pregnant Clare back if the baby wasn’t Josh’s. It would be so unbelievably awful to Josh’s character, who just wants to love so wholly and is a refreshing representation of a young guy openly yearning to be a father, that I just can’t imagine the writers of this show going the whole ‘he thinks it’s his but then it isn’t’ route. And after the somewhat stagnant storyline for Josh’s character last season, I would love to see this character have the happiness he deserves and to develop as a stand-alone character whose purpose and development isn’t tied solely to him wishing he was with Liza. I big L LOVE Josh’s friendship with Maggie so I’m happy seeing him chatting to Liza and Maggie about what he should do. 

Which brings me to the scene I have joked about in the past but never thought I’d actually see and that is Charles and Josh laughing together (I’m assuming alcohol is involved) and I tell you, I want that image printed onto canvas and hung on my wall. I mean look, the writers of this show are smart and also, Josh and Charles have to at least get along civilly because otherwise the story is stuck. If Josh doesn’t want to engage with Charles or remains bitter towards him, then Liza is put into a really difficult position, as she would be if Charles took issue with her being friends with Josh or if he didn’t want anything to do with him. The show can’t move forward properly with that kind of set up IMO so I can’t believe that I’m now saying this and it could be a possibility (because I wrote about it as a far-fetched wish at one point), but I would love to see Charles and Josh strike up a friendship and I can actually imagine them chatting about fatherhood and there being a respect there for the fact they both care about Liza. I have no idea of the context of that laughing scene but I’m 99% sure that I will be playing it on a loop after it’s aired.

Ok, before we wrap things up (and lawd knows we need to, I mean, all these words from the trailer, heaven help us once the episodes start again!) there is an axe-throwing, police line up Diana and Kelsey situation that I am going to need much time to absorb once I see it in full but I already know that it’s going to be everything and nothing I expect *praise hands* 

Speaking of scenes that are everything and nothing I knew I wanted, whatever the dance sequence is with Liza in the white dress twirling into a very dapper Charles, I can only assume it’s some kind of dream/hallucination type thing (unless they somehow get roped into a dance competition somewhere??...will reserve my theories and predictions for another day) I am legit so excited to see it because it looks like nothing we’ve ever seen on this show before and after last season’s Cabaret gem, I’m all for these delightful nuggets and love that Younger continues to find new ways to surprise us 6 seasons in.

I think the big emphasis of the ‘you are running my ideas past Charles’/’are you questioning my loyalty?’ indicates some workplace tension between Liza and Kelsey and that Liza trying to balance her relationship with Charles and Kelsey is going to be a real challenge. Not to mention that ominous end to the trailer in which the music cuts out and we hear Charles say ‘I left my company to be with you’ *dun-dun-dunnnn*. My hope is that we see Liza continue to be the strong manuscript dropping boss woman from season 5 and to tell Charles that she never asked him to do that. I mean, I’m sure there’s a whole lot more to the convo, but where would the drama be in that?

As always, Younger have managed to cut together a premium trailer with the appropriate amounts of intrigue, suspense, misdirection and general excellence we have come to love and expect.  

So buckle in and get ready, the countdown has begun. Bring on Season 6!

[blurry-fics]

Sleepy Snapchats

Pairing: Josh Dun x Reader

Warnings: Some angst and self-deprecation

Word Count: 1327

Request: Josh imagine where he snapchats the reader sleeping on his chest after a long day, reader gets mad at first but seeing the caption just makes her realize how much she really does love and cherish him -Anon

Author’s Note: I feel like there’s been a lot of angst lately, so here’s a nice fluffy imagine for you guys! 💕

“Finally,” you sighed as you flopped dramatically onto the bed. “I was beginning to think that this moment would never come.”

Josh laughed as he walked out of the bathroom. The two of you had been out an event all day talking to people, walking around, and promoting the new album. As much fun as it was, you always ended up exhausted afterwards.

“Well now we have the whole night in front of us to do whatever we want.”

“Good,” you said, rolling onto your side and snuggling up with a pillow. “I’ll talk to you in the morning.”

Josh walked over and laid down next to you on the bed, resting one hand lightly on your hip.

“And here I was thinking that you would actually watch a movie with me,” he laughed.

“What movie?” you asked, looking at him over your shoulder.

“Whatever you want.”

Your mouth widened into a smile, “I’ll think of one while I get ready for bed.”

You walked into the bathroom so that you could wash your face and change into comfier clothes for bed. It was nice to finally be out of your event clothes and in one of Josh’s oversized t-shirts.

“I’ve decided what to watch,” you announced as you walked back into the bedroom and took a seat on the bed.

“Which is?”

“A Marvel movie,” you beamed.

“Again?”

“Yes. That way I won’t miss anything that I haven’t seen if I fall asleep, which I inevitably will.”

“Fair enough,” Josh said, grabbing the TV remote to turn on the movie.

“I know, I’m a genius.” You made yourself comfortable on your side of the bed.

“What are you doing all the way over there?”

“Laying down?”

“Are you not going to cuddle with me?” he asked, sticking out his bottom lip.

“Alright, I’m coming,” you smiled, scooting over and resting your head on Josh’s chest.

“Thanks for watching a movie with me.”

“Of course. There’s no better way to celebrate another successful event.”

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

Sure enough, you had fallen asleep barely half an hour into a movie. You woke up the next morning now sleeping on your own pillow with Josh nowhere to be found. He had probably woken up early to go running, a part of his morning routine that you rarely joined him in.

You reached over and grabbed your phone, deciding that getting out of bed could wait until you finished checking social media. Josh had posted on his Snapchat story at some point while you were asleep, so you decided to see what it is that he had to say.

Much to your surprise, the Snapchat was a picture of you asleep on his chest. His face was just visible in the corner of the screen, the smile on his face was evident. He had written a caption that said, “Spent all day at an event with this one only to have her fall asleep twenty minutes into the movie we’re watching. Wouldn’t want it any other way.”

You hardly paid attention to the sweet caption that he had written, instead you were scrutinizing your appearance in the photo. Your hair had partially fallen in your face and your mouth was wide open. Even your skin didn’t look good since it was still somewhat shiny from the product that you had used on it. Thankfully the next Snapchat on his story was just a picture from his run, not another of you looking terrible while you slept.

You switched over to Twitter to try and take your mind off of the number of people that had probably seen the photo. There were enough nasty comments thrown at you even when you were fully dressed up and posing for a photo, you didn’t need to give them more ammo by having them see one you hadn’t even known had been taken. Unfortunately for you, the Snapchat photo had already made its way to Twitter and was being reposted with comments from the few clique accounts you followed. No social media was safe, it seemed.

You tossed your phone down on the bed and rolled back onto your side. It would probably be a good idea to get out of bed and get ready for the day, but you were just too comfortable to move.

The door downstairs opened, followed closely by the sound of Josh closing it and walking up the stairs. He walked into the room a few moments later. His hair was stuck to his sweaty forehead and his face was bright pink. Despite this, he was smiling.

“Good morning,” he said.

“Hey.”

His back was turned to you as he messed around with his headphones.

“You doing ok?” he asked, taking a second to look over his shoulder.

“I guess,” you sighed. “I saw your Snapchat story.”

“Yeah?”

“I look really bad in that picture, Josh. You shouldn’t have posted it.”

He turned around completely now, his eyebrows knit together, “What are you talking about?”

“Did you even look at the picture before you posted it? I look awful. My face is shiny and my hair is a mess and my mouth…”

“I thought you looked beautiful,” Josh said quietly. “I just wanted to show how much I love you.”

You shrugged and stared down at your feet, trying to ignore the mental image of the picture in your mind.

“If you really want, I can take it down,” he said.

You shrugged again, “It’s already spread to Twitter. You might as well leave it up.”

“Ok,” Josh sighed. He was visibly upset, which only made you feel worse about the whole situation. “I’m going to go shower.”

“Ok.”

Josh walked into the bathroom and closed the door. You laid back down and grabbed your phone, deciding to get over your self-loathing and take another look at the picture. It was completely possible that you were remembering it much worse than it actually was.

The second time you looked at the picture wasn’t too bad. There were definitely worse pictures of you that existed, and those didn’t even have sweet captions that accompanied them. It didn’t take you long to realize your mistake in lashing out at Josh. He truly was just trying to be sweet.

You had finally gotten out of bed and changed into everyday clothes by the time that Josh walked out of the bathroom, now clean and dripping water instead of sweat. He avoided eye contact with you as he walked over and tossed his clothes into the laundry hamper.

“Hey, Josh,” you said, nervously twisting your hands together. You hated that you had to apologize to him, although that was only because you were upset with yourself for even lashing out in the first place.

“What?”

“I’m really sorry about what I said earlier. I let my self esteem get in the way of what really was a sweet gesture. You didn’t have to post about me at all, and I should just be happy that you love me enough to tell the world.”

Josh shrugged, “I just want you to see yourself the way that I see you. No matter what you’re wearing or what expression you’re making, I’m always going to think you’re the most perfect person in the world.”

“I know and I love you for that. I’m working on it, I really am, and I need to remember that when you post those pictures.”

“And I need to remember that you aren’t used to having your face spread across the internet the same way that I am.”

You smiled and nodded. Josh walked over and pulled you into a hug, resting his chin on top of your head.

“I love you so much. And I’m sorry again for how I acted.”

“Apology accepted. I love you too, and I want you to remember that,” he said, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead.

“I will.”

[nopethatsnotembarrassing]

1: What was the first Twenty One Pilots song that you heard?

- That I remember, Fairly Local

2: How did you first hear about Twenty One Pilots?

- My best friend loved them and recommended them

3: What is your favorite Blurryface theory so far?

- ohh I've put some on my main blog before. But I love all theories cause the clique is an imaginative and smart bunch

4: Tyler Joseph or Josh Dun?

- I'm more like Tyler I think but Josh has Jim so

5: Which song are you most looking forward to hearing on Blurryface?

- oof this is an old ask list huh? But I really liked Tear in my Heart

6: What is your favorite Twenty One Pilots vine?

- I dont remember many but the one I do is where they are both facing each other asking if the other was making s breakfast vine

7: Pick one; Fairly Local music video or Tear In My Heart music video?

- Fairly Local cause it's very aesthetically pleasing

8: Reply with a link to the best Twenty One Pilots cover you have heard?

- I can't think of one

9: Do you have/want any Twenty One Pilots tattoos?

- yes, its gonna be a kitchen sink

10: Which album is your favorite so far?

- Burryface or TRENCH

11: Which lyric(s) has the most meaning to you?

- "Are you searching for purpose?

Then write something, yeah it might be worthless

Then paint something then, it might be wordless

Pointless curses, nonsense verses

You'll see purpose start to surface

No one else is dealing with your demons

Meaning maybe defeating them

Could be the beginning of your meaning, friend" or "Death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit"

12: Have you ever seen Twenty One Pilots live? If so, where?

- yes, in Chicago

13: Can you rap the second verse of Ode To Sleep?

- I've never really tried but I'm sure I could if I wanted, i mean i can so the opening to Heavydirtysoul

14: What’s the largest amount of money that you have spent on Twenty One Pilots merch?

- probably like $50 for their skeleton hoodie

15: If you met Josh & Tyler, hug, handshake or fist bump?

- I would love to hug if they were comfortable enough that day but a fist bump would be good too

16: What is your favorite tweet from either Josh or Tyler or the band account? ones that were lyrics before the songs were written

17: Which of Josh’s hair colours do you like the most?

- I liked the red/pink on him

18: Which song would you sing to serenade someone?

- depends on the intention of the serenading

19: What is your favorite Twenty One Pilots mash-up?

- idk what constitutes as a mash up

20: Which of Tyler’s tattoos is your favorite?

- the one on his forearm that looks like a bunch of blocks but seems to say "carpe noctem" which means "seize the night"

21: Self-titled album or Regional at Best?

- Self-titled

22: What was the first Twenty One Pilots song that you learned all the lyrics to?

- probably Fairly Local or Stressed Out

23: Have you made any good friends through the skeleton clique?

- not through it but some I have found out are in it

24: Do you have either the self-titled album or Regional at Best on CD?

- sadly no

25: Have you ever been recognized in public for wearing Twenty One Pilots merch?

- yes but it was on the way to the concert

26: How many of their albums do you have on CD or vinyl?

- 2

27: Would you rather see Twenty One Pilots in a small venue, a big venue or at a festival?

- I think small would be incredible but big venue means a lot more people can share the experience

28: Have you ever been recognized by Twenty One Pilots on social media?

- no but I'm always excited when others are

29: What is your favorite Twenty One Pilots song?

- probably Jumpsuit

30: Have you introduced Twenty One Pilots to any of your friends?

- no cause most know who they are already

31: What is your favorite quote from Josh or Tyler?

- I'll have to think on that ⚠️

32: Can you rap Zack’s verse of Kitchen Sink?

- all but the one line "I'm winning a momentary sinning a moment passing after

A re-beginning moments mending memories" I can do pretty well

33: Who is your favorite Twenty One Pilots Tumblr blog?

- oof I have to check my normal account for a couple ⚠️

34: Ukulele or piano?

- Ukelele cause it's kinda unique to them

35: How many Twenty One Pilots shirts do you own?

- gonna put me on blast like this okay, I think like 7 which is the most band merch I own

36: Which song do you want to see a music video for?

- I dont know, most I like already have one

37: Goner or Truce?

- Truce it's more hopeful

38: Are you seeing Twenty One Pilots live this year?

- not unless I win that poster contest

39: On a scale of 1-10, how much do you love Jenna Joseph?

- 20, shes the best

40: What is your favorite thing about Josh Dun?

- how he's getting more comfortable talking during interviews and being sassy.

Twenty One Pilots Asks

1: What was the first Twenty One Pilots song that you heard?

2: How did you first hear about Twenty One Pilots?

3: What is your favorite Blurryface theory so far?

4: Tyler Joseph or Josh Dun?

5: Which song are you most looking forward to hearing on Blurryface?

6: What is your favorite Twenty One Pilots vine?

7: Pick one; Fairly Local music video or Tear In My Heart music video?

8: Reply with a link to the best Twenty One Pilots cover you have heard?

9: Do you have/want any Twenty One Pilots tattoos?

10: Which album is your favorite so far?

11: Which lyric(s) has the most meaning to you?

12: Have you ever seen Twenty One Pilots live? If so, where?

13: Can you rap the second verse of Ode To Sleep?

14: What’s the largest amount of money that you have spent on Twenty One Pilots merch?

15: If you met Josh & Tyler, hug, handshake or fist bump?

16: What is your favorite tweet from either Josh or Tyler or the band account?

17: Which of Josh’s hair colours do you like the most?

18: Which song would you sing to serenade someone?

19: What is your favorite Twenty One Pilots mash-up?

20: Which of Tyler’s tattoos is your favorite?

21: Self-titled album or Regional at Best?

22: What was the first Twenty One Pilots song that you learned all the lyrics to?

23: Have you made any good friends through the skeleton clique?

24: Do you have either the self-titled album or Regional at Best on CD?

25: Have you ever been recognized in public for wearing Twenty One Pilots merch?

26: How many of their albums do you have on CD or vinyl?

27: Would you rather see Twenty One Pilots in a small venue, a big venue or at a festival?

28: Have you ever been recognized by Twenty One Pilots on social media?

29: What is your favorite Twenty One Pilots song?

30: Have you introduced Twenty One Pilots to any of your friends?

31: What is your favorite quote from Josh or Tyler?

32: Can you rap Zack’s verse of Kitchen Sink?

33: Who is your favorite Twenty One Pilots Tumblr blog?

34: Ukulele or piano?

35: How many Twenty One Pilots shirts do you own?

36: Which song do you want to see a music video for?

37: Goner or Truce?

38: Are you seeing Twenty One Pilots live this year?

39: On a scale of 1-10, how much do you love Jenna Joseph?

40: What is your favorite thing about Josh Dun?

[birdyrxe-blog]

confusion (a josh dun imagine)

a/n: this imagine is not by request (obviously) but something that i felt the need to write about. enjoy.

—– confusion : a josh dun imagine

warnings : depression and a little anxiety

smut : none, i don’t usually write smut

word count: 1,791

abbreviation meanings : h/s/n - her sister’s name, y/n - your name, y/b/f/n - your best friend’s name, h/s/f/n - her sister’s friend’s name, y/b/f - your best friend. —–

it had been a while since you and your best friend had had a sincere conversation without mention of your favorite band, tøp, or it’s members, tyler and josh. sometimes you wished you had never introduced them to her, because that was all she talked about lately.

of course, as soon as that thought came around, you instantly felt guilty, as if she could hear what you were thinking about. she couldn’t, but it didn’t stop you from feeling that way.

you finished up the dishes, and wiped down the dirty counters and stove, stains left over from remnants of dinner.

‘if only fixing my problems was as easy as cleaning this stove’, you thought sadly, and put the towel over the handle on the oven.

you grabbed your phone from it’s place on the window sill and unlocked it to stop the music. you went to the dining room and plugged it up, shutting it off and placing it on a surface to charge.

“night, mom,” you called before walking into your bedroom. you hesitated at the doorway, waiting for her response.

she was at the computer as usual, working on school work, so it was a few minutes before she said,

“night, y/n, i love you!”

you smiled a weak smile before heading into your bedroom.

it was a mess, as usual, but you agilely stepped over the piles of dirty clothes, ripped sketches, and who knows what else.

you turned on the a/c, and got dressed for bed in a blue tank top and a pair of baggy mickey mouse christmas themed pajama bottoms.

you turned the light off at the chain, leaving the fan going, and lay in bed, facing the wall.

of course, anxious thoughts crept up in your brain as soon as you tried to fall asleep.

thoughts of, ‘she’s gonna leave, she’s gonna leave’, and thoughts about why this would happen.

because you and her had decided, early on, that you wanted to be in a band together. you had asked her, knowing the risk of what was layered in the question.

she had agreed, much to your suprise, and you felt whole and complete when she did.

a couple of months later, she came back from hanging out with (h/s/n) and (h/s/f/n), she told you she had come up with a new band that they would be in.

it stabbed your heart a little, but the wound was quickly healed when she said it was just a joke, nothing personal.

then, the day after the fourth of july, an instagram account had requested to follow you. it was called (whatever cheesy band name you want it to be). you clicked on it and saw the profile pic was of (y/b/f), (h/s/n), and (h/s/f/n). you exploded at her over text. you thought it had all been a joke, when, truly, she was plotting behind your back to leave you.

as you thought about this whole situation for the thousandth time in bed, the hurt of the past was brought back as a realization came to your mind.

even though it was riddled with anxiety at the moment, it managed to put one coherent thought together:

'this isn’t the first problem i’ve had with her, and it’s only going to go downhill from here. i have to end the friendship.’

tears didn’t come as soon as you thought they would, but all your memories together did. and soom after, the tears DID come.

you ended up crying yourself to sleep, and woke up in the morning, the same realization burned into your brain.

you got up, sick of all the confusion she had caused you. you grabbed your backapack and stuffed it with everything you need, or rather, as much as it could hold.

since you didn’t want to fix your problems, you had decided to run away from them.

you walked out of your room, and quietly grabbed your cell phone and charger. you were suprised no one was awake.

you unlocked your backdoor, and opened it, locking it before walking lut and shutting it behind you.

you ran as fast as you could to the nearest restaurant, which happened to be a coffee shop.

“dammit, i don’t drink coffee,” you growled to yourself. you looked around you, and saw that you had run a suprisingly long distance. nothing looked familiar, in fact, you didn’t think you were in your hometown anymore, which didn’t surprise you because your hometown was small.

you were really out of breath and needed some directions, so you decided to head inside anyway.

the bell rung over your head, and you walked in a few feet, checking to see who was in there.

you knew none of your family would be in there, but you still felt paranoid, all the same.

the only other person that was there was a man that had bright yellow hair (yes i know he shaved it but i don’t care) and a beanie. his whole left arm was covered in tattoos, and his right arm, although it didn’t have nearly as many, had tattoos as well. he was dressed in a tee shirt, skinny jeans, and a pair of vans.

you didn’t want to think this way about a stranger, but you also noticed he was very muscular and sort of attractive, from the behind, at least.

you noticed you were still in the doorway, letting the cold air in, so you let the door close and walked in.

you walked up to the counter and saw that the workers were busy in the back, so you rang the bell and heard a, “i’ll be with you in a minute”.

you decided to sit in a comfy bean bag, and opened your backpack to actually look at what you had thrown in there in your haste.

you had thrown all your money in there, which didn’t seem like much now that you were out in the real world.

the next item brought tears to your eyes. it was a picture of you and (y/b/f).

you suddenly didn’t care that you were in a public place. you let the tears fall and started all-out bawling.

the photo fluttered to the ground, and your backpack fell over, the contents spilling on the ground.

you pulled your knees to your chest, for it felt like your heart was being torn in half and you needed to hold yourself together. you didn’t want your body being torn in half in front of everbody. you didn’t want the hurt to make a mess on the floor.

“miss, are you okay?” someone asked, and they seemed to be at your side. you shook your head no against your knees, not wanting to look up.

“i need you to look at me.” they said calmly.

you shook your head no again.

“please?” they pleaded. and without waiting for an answer, they put their hand under your chin and lifted your head up.

you saw it was the yellow-haired stranger you had seen when you walked in.

he searched your face, probably seeing the gross red streaks that came from crying and probably seeing strands of hair stuck to your wet cheeks. you felt like you were unacceptable to look at.

he brushed the hair from your face, and you were glad your cheeks were stained red because you blushed.

“what’s wrong?” he asked softly. just then, the barista said, “okay, who needed me?” and you knew you either had to get up to pick up your belongings, or to answer the barista.

you decided to ignore your mess, much like you did at home. you regretted thinking about home, for it brought more tears to your eyes.

you used your sleeve to wipe your face and smoothed your hair, walking up to the counter.

the barista gave you a sympathetic look, and their expression changed from, 'it’s-an-early-morning-and-i’m-working’ to, 'she-looks-like-she’s-having-a-morning-much-worse-than-mine’.

“what can i do for you?” she asked sweetly. “um… i…”, you hiccuped a sob, “need to know where i am. and i also need some food and a drink.”

the barista nodded and grabbed a piece of paper and a pencil, and asked, “can you write your name down, honey?” as if you were suddenly crippled from all the crying and couldn’t even write your name.

you nodded, and wrote down your name, and slid the paper back over to her.

“what would you like?” she gestured back to the menu.

your eyes scanned it, and you decided, saying, “hot chocolate and a donut, please.”

“your directions and order will be ready in a few.” she smiled at you, and you tried to reciprocate, but failed.

you decided you had to go back and confront the strange man, so you walked back to the bean bag chair and saw that your stuff had been picked up and sat next to it, the photo of you and (y/b/f) on top of your back pack. you sat in the chair, and looked to see the man was in the chair next to yours.

you pretended to ignore him, but he spoke up before you could look like you were preoccupied. “you wanna talk?” he motioned to the picture, and you sighed. you figured he wasn’t gonna let you go.

you took a deep breath and told him everything. even though he was a complete stranger with a nose piercing and tattoos, you trusted him. and as you explained it to him, you noticed he had pretty mocha eyes that held a world of pain, knowing, somehow, he knew how you felt.

“wow. so you ran away?” he asked. you but your lip. “yes, i did.” it was the first time you had spoken since your cry, and your voice sounded hoarse.

“well, i’m sorry something this awful happened to such a pretty girl like you.” he smiled, as if his attempts at flirting would make you feel better.

but then you realized the he was FLIRTING with you. the hot guy from the coffee shop was flirting. with. you.

you blushed and said, “life isn’t fair.”

he seemed saddened by that and said, “well, i may not be able to fix your problem, but you can… come live with me until you sort it out?“ he asked. you had no idea what to say, but once again you were interrupted by the barista. "that’s me, i’ll be right back.” you said, and got up to get your food and saw that there was a hand drawn map on a peice of paper. you headed back, and said, “yes. i’ll stay with you.” josh (he told you while you were talking) smiled. —–

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Story of Doom

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2xNA1kk

by AandMProductions

Also known as the (mis)Adventures of Snooky the Fairy Dragon (the first in a trilogy!)

What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly. There's something for everyone: original characters and borrowed ones, cats as well as dogs, gay relationships as well as straight ones, battles in space and battles in the courtroom, country music as well as pop and dubstep, and of course your charming and wonderful authors. This work by AandMProduction's Scatteredplot Press is the first in a set of three (in the works since 2012), and has its own glossary, character chart, map, and playlist. Stay tuned for these add ons, and enjoy the show!

As seen on scatteredplotpress.wordpress.com

Words: 5149, Chapters: 1/16, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Trilogy of Doom (Bad Things Come in Threes)

Fandoms: Original Work, Puff the Magic Dragon (Song), The Hobbit - All Media Types, Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Real Person Fiction, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Star Wars - All Media Types, E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Les Trois Mousquetaires | The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas, How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini, Warriors - Erin Hunter, Doctor Who, Frozen (2013), Rise of the Guardians (2012), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Mulan (1998), Die unendliche Geschichte | The Neverending Story - Michael Ende, Drachenreiter | Dragon Rider - Cornelia Funke, Arcade Fire - Fandom, Twenty One Pilots, Tin Can Brothers, Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Redwall Series - Brian Jacques, Avenue Q - Lopez/Marx, Monty Python's Spamalot

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Snooky the Fairy Dragon l Puff the Magic Dragon, Snooky the Fairy Dragon, Puff (Puff the Magic Dragon), Stanley The Snail, Camel the Camel, Thranduil (Tolkien), Thranduil's Deer, Buster Posey, Mrs. Euphemia Dromidaria Camel, E.T., Toothless (How to Train Your Dragon), Saphira (Inheritance Cycle), Mushu (Disney), Firedrake, Fírnen (Inheritance Cycle), Smaug (Tolkien), Gimli (Son of Glóin), Aragorn | Estel, Legolas Greenleaf, Frodo Baggins, Gollum | Sméagol, Bilbo the Raccoon, Park Ranger - Character, SWAT Team Leader, Elsa (Disney), Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Gandalf | Mithrandir, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Alastor “Mad-Eye” Moody, Yoda (Star Wars), Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent, King Arthur - Character, Sir Lancelot, Prince Herbert (Monty Python and the Holy Grail), Nicky (Avenue Q), Rod (Avenue Q), Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Sir Battering-Boom of the Seaside, Batrina Boom, Belinda Boom, Bonald Boom, Anna (Author), Miranda (Author), Alexander, Angela (Inheritance Cycle), Solembum, Arya Dröttningu, Eragon Shadeslayer, Artemis Fowl II, Artemis Fool, Oil Drum, Athena (Percy Jackson), Dionysus (Percy Jackson), Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Batman, Superman, Domino Felix, Everette Felix, Oreo Felix, Rosa Felix, Dudley Dursley, Cats Are Weird - Character, Edgar Allan Poe, Ernest Hemingway, Oscar Wilde, Éomer Éadig, Fairy Janitor, Ginny Weasley, Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax, Gytha "Nanny" Ogg, Joe, Rex, Scout, Sky, Mia, Warren, John Boy, Vermilla, Squat - Character, Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean), Jack Sparrow, Joey Richter, Brian Rosenthal, Lucius Malfoy, Mathilda Smythington II, Penelope, Ron Weasley, Sauron | Mairon, Sanaaro, Rita Skeeter, Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Teenage Girls - Character, The Accountant, The Backpacker, The Muggle Waitress, The Squirrel, The Three-Year-Old, Tyler Joseph, Josh Dun, Vermilla l FOX GIRL, Zach, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Quirinus Quirrell, X'roxel, Steve Jobs, Sergey Brin, Katy Perry, Starstar, The Padawan, The Padawan's Mentor, Anakin Padawalker

Relationships: Elsa (Disney)/Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Elsa (Disney) & Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Nicky/Rod (Avenue Q), Sherlock Holmes & John Watson, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Quirinus Quirrell & Voldemort, Arya Dröttningu/Eragon Shadeslayer, Fírnen/Saphira, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Tauriel/Original Female Character, Legolas/Original Male Character

Additional Tags: The Author Regrets Nothing, The Author Regrets Everything, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, San Francisco, San Francisco Giants, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Author loves to chat in the Comments, Cats, Dogs, The Elite Squad, Lawyers, Courthouse Drama, Legal Drama, No Smut, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Fairy Tale Elements, Fae & Fairies, Dragons, Talking Animals, Plot Twists, Crossover, Real Life, No Plot/Plotless, Surprise Ending, Original Character(s), Crazy, dubstep - Freeform, Nonfiction

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2xNA1kk

[roughlybarnes]

Tumblr Trouble-Josh Dun pt.1

Pairing: Josh Dun/Reader Rating: Mature Words: 800+ Warnings: daddy kink, smutty smut, spanking, choking. Request: HIIII CAN I REQUEST A JOSH SMUT IMAGINE WHERE HE FINDS THE READER READING SMUTTY FANFICS OF READER X TYLER AND HE SHOWS HER WHO'S BOSS?

When you get home from a long day at work, you wanted nothing more to unwind. Part of your routine was checking your social media accounts. Setting your laptop on your bed, you scrolled threw twitter. You clicked on a link posted by a fan of your boyfriends band without thinking. It led you to tumblr.

The title read "Kitten".

"Tylers hips touch yours and his lips attach to your neck. His hands grab your hips and you grip the bed sheets. Your eyes roll to the back of your head as you arch your back."

Your face flushes as you realize exactly what you were reading. Smut. About your boyfriends best friend. It was so wrong, but it was so hot and you were already under the tag, right? You continued to scroll and read different stories. You feel yourself getting soaked as you read and you desperetely want to touch yourself, but that would be taking it too far.

The lap top gets placed on the bed and you get up to change out of your jeans, since they were now uncomfortable to you.

"Hey babe." Josh walks in.

Instantly, you became a mess. You looked at the computer, pale.

Josh walked over to the lap top confused.

"No! Josh- Babe." You squeaked out.

"What is this?" He scrunched his nose up.

"So you see-" You got cut off.

"Is this, smut- about Tyler?" He asks.

"Please don't be mad." You frown.

"What you wanna fuck him?" Josh laughs sarcastically.

"No baby."

"Call me daddy." He smirks, reaching out to grab your waist and pull you to him. His sweet brown eyes now taken over by lust.

He sits on the bed and bends you over his lap. Josh pulls down your sweats and panties. He rubs over your ass before giving it a hard slap. You cry out and your teeth sink down on his thigh.

"Count." He demands.

"1." He does it again. "2."

This continues eight more times.

"Ten!" You cry out, and look back at him, pouting.

"Babygirl, you did something bad. You need to be punished." He says darkly.

While kicking your sweats off from over your ankles, you sit up. Your face still beat red from the pain and embarrassment.

Josh goes to the dresser and grabs something. His arms flex and you can't help but moan in anticipation of what is about to happen. You know Josh isn't going to take it easy on you.

"Turn around." He demands.

You timidly follow the instructions.

"Arms behind your back." He ties your hands together.

He walks around you and grabs your neck, kissing you roughly. You struggled to breathe. He leg go and pushed you down to your knees, unbuttoning his jeans and pushing down his boxers. His erect member stood proudly to his stomach. He grabbed the back of your head and practically face-fucked you. His head was thrown back and you took him almost all the way. You wished you could grab the backs of his thighs. Just so you had the slightest bit of control.

Josh abrubtly grabs your hair in a make-shift ponytail and pulls you up. You look at him with doe-eyes.

"Oh, kitten." He smirks, pushing you down on the bed.

"Daddy, please." You whine.

"Spread your legs." He instructs.

You do as told and he kneels down, he kisses up and down your body. He sucks everywhere around your hips. Wetness pools inbetween your legs.

"Please." You beg.

"Look at my little slut. So needy for her daddy. Reading smut about my best friend. Such a little whore." Your face turns pale at his choice of words but it only made you more wet.

"I'm sorry, daddy." You say quietly.

"You're going to be sorry." He shoves him self into you with no warning.

Without giving you any time to adjust, he begins to relentlessly pound into you. You scream out in pleasure as you feel your stomach tighten.

He pulls out long before you can cum. Rough hands toss you over and bend you over the desk. His hands creep down your body to where you want him.

"Baby, this where you want me?" He pushes your head down against the wood and places himself inside you.

You know he is bitting his lip by the muffled sound of groaning. As you do the same to quiet yourself, he notices.

"I want to hear you, your needy whimpers and whines. Don't hold back kitten." He says through grunts.

The room echoed your moans and skin clapping.

Josh burried himself deep inside you as you came together. He pulls out and rests for a moment.

"Can you take the cuffs off now?" You ask, pulling your wrists lightly.

"Kitten, you think i'm done with you?" You nod in response and he laughs loudly. "No where near done, princess."

[fanstanfiction]

welcome to my account!

hi guys! i decided to make an account and write fictional things about josh dun! i will be opening a request box thing soon so i can write some stories/imagines about josh! i hope you all will follow me. i'm new to writing these things so don't judge me if they suck lol.

[superteenwolftrash]

Surprise/Josh Dun Fluff

Most of these are taken from my Wattpad account! (Twtrash01)

Send me requests for the following Fandoms: Teenwolf, Vampire Diaries, Dolantwins, OUAT(Peter Pan, Robbie Kay, Supernatural, Suicide Squad, The 100. Basically I’ll write for any fandom. I’ll write non-smut as well. Be specific in what you want! *I DON’T OWN ANY GIFS*

Request:  Hello! ♡ So, this might not fall within the range of your usual repertoire of requests, but I was wondering if you would be willing to write up a cute Josh Dun imagine where he and the reader have a cozy rainy day in together? I'd appreciate it a bunch! x

"It's raining." I said with a sigh, closing the curtains to Josh's and I apartment. I dramatically threw myself down on the couch where Josh was sitting. Josh let out a laugh as my head landed in his lap. "Babe it's seriously fine." He chuckled, running his fingers through my hair. "California is supposed to be sunny. Ohio is where you get all this dreary weather." I said looking up at Josh, who had an amused smile on his face. "What can I say? Dreary weather seems to follow me." He said leaning down, pressing a quick kiss to my before. "But we can still make a day out of it. Order some food watch some movies?" Josh suggested. He had just gotten home from tour and I missed him terribly. Of course I'd love to spend the day in with him. "Yeah?" He asked, "Yeah!" I said with a smile as I sat up. "I have a surprise for you anyway." I said hesitantly, "A surprise really? You have me intrigued." Josh said, I sat up and he leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees. "But you'll have to wait to find out." I said teasingly as I stood up and when into the kitchen to make some tea. "Pick out a movie you want to watch, okay?" I shouted from the kitchen. I took a deep breath, as I paced back and forth in front of the island that was holding my tea. "You can do this." I whispered to myself, before mustering up the courage to go back into the living room. Josh was sitting on the couch, the movie on the tv paused. He was probably waiting for me, I sat down next to him and he wrapped him arm around my shoulder, pulling me closer to him. The smell of his freshly dyed hair invading my nose, I didn't mind. I was just glad to have him there with me, after a few movies we both decided that we were hungry and we postmated chipotle. After we ate the day was basically done with and Josh and I were just laying on our bed. Talking about everything that popped into our heads, although my mind was pretty scattered. I quickly sat up, "You ready for your surprise?" I asked nervously, "That depends." Josh chuckle as he sat up. "Prepare yourself." I said looking over my shoulder at him, "You're freaking me out a bit. Are you okay?" He asked me, concern laced in his voice. I didn't answer I just leaned down and reached under the bed, pulling out the small box covered in wrapping paper. I turn to face a confused Josh, "We can talk after. Just open it." I say with a small, handing him the box. "Alright." Josh said clearing his throat. "You really didn't have to get me anything." He said with a smile as he looked up at me, ripping off the wrapping paper. One he lifted the lid from the box his mouth dropped, "It isn't really for you..." I said quietly. His wide eyes met mine, his mouth was agape. "Really?" He said, I chewed my bottom lip nervously as I nodded. He held up the tiny twenty one pilot onesie as if he was examining it. "Oh my god." He whispered, his eyes moved back to mine. "We're pregnant!" He said, his eyes laughing up, the most beautiful smile I'd ever seen gracing his face. "I love you so much." He said dropped the onesie, cupping my face and pressing his lips to mine.

[odetolaneboy]

ayo

if i made a youtube would any of you guys watch me?? also what should i do lolololol please leave suggestions!! thank you guys ily!!

[topweeklyupdate]

TØP Weekly Update #41: It’s Almost Here (Also, Happy Birthday, Jishwa) (6/18/17)

“Listen. It’s not that we don’t like Coachella. It’s just that we can’t stand it.” -Tyler Robert Joseph, 2017

Holy crap, guys. Tour de Columbus starts this week. That carries with it a whole host of implications that we’ll get to dissecting just under the Read More, and that’s only scratching the surface of what we have to discuss this week. I worked really hard on this one, with over ten total pages of text alone in the word documents before adding images to make sure I captured as much history and as many theories as possible. I’m so hyped. Let’s get to this. 

This Week’s TØPics:

ARTOPIA Announcement

Firefly Recap

UPCOMING: Tour de Columbus Begins, and BLIND SPECULATION OF THE WEEK Returns With Gusto

Major News and Announcements:

The biggest piece of news this week technically leaked last week thanks to social media being a fickle thing, but it got its official announcement this week. In addition to the five shows, Tour de Columbus will be hosting a full art show for dozens of the Clique’s biggest artists called ARTØPIA. It will be held at Nationwide Arena on June 23 from 1-7, right in the middle of the week-long run of awesome things that we’ll be looking forward to later, and will include its own “performance” in the form of a screening of the old Blurryface Live in Oakland concert film. I admit to find that a rather odd choice, but I guess if you were bummed about not getting tickets to a TDC show, this is the next best thing. If Tyler, Josh, and Mark MST3K it, that’d make it more than the cost of admission- only there isn’t a cost, because all you have to do to attend is RSVP. If you can’t make it, it apparently will be streamed in some form on the band’s Facebook.

Honestly, this is just the coolest. I cannot think of any artist at their level as engaged with their fandom in this manner and degree. I truly hope that the boys attend this themselves, but even if they don’t, they’ve given some truly talented and creative friends an amazing opportunity, and it honestly kind of makes me emotional. I’ll be honest, my passion for the band has faded a bit in recent months, but things like this and the upcoming Columbus shows have reignited it by reminding of how truly good dudes these two Ohio boys are. If you’re curious of which artists are being recognized, here’s a Twitter thread that lists most of them.

Interviews, Performances, and Other Shenanigans:

The biggest event of this week was unquestionably the band’s headlining performance at Firefly (for now, you can find the official stream here, though it cuts out the performance of “Polarize” and, oddly enough, “Heathens”). Like both of the other festival shows they’ve played in the last month, this was a unique concert that really casts a light on how Twenty One Pilots is one of the biggest bands in the world right now. Firefly is, by all accounts, an amazing festival, but these two boys’ shenanigans still stood out from the crowd of talent. I can’t wait to see what stuff is in the future for them: they’ve proven themselves these last few years, and you can bet festivals in the future will be fighting for this band when they come back.

Highlights of this show:

As mentioned above, Tyler Twenty One Pilots really came out swinging against the biggest music festival in the world. Not only did Tyler verbally diss it, but the show itself opened with a video of a giant Godzilla-type monster destroying Coachella, complete with this iconic image edited in a gleefully troll-ful manner. As of now, I’m still unsure if this was a thing from the TØP or Firefly camp, but I’m leaning toward the latter, considering that Tyler has voiced his dislike of the Coachella culture before and that the Coachella promoter Goldenvoice also has a hand in putting on Firefly. However, I think Tyler might get away with that faux-pas considering that he used it as a set-up to talk about how Firefly is his all-time favorite festival to play.

After getting an impressive “YEAH YEAH YEAH” response for “WDBWOTV”, Tyler stated, shocked, “See, usually I complain and say ‘You can do better than that’, but that was very, very good, oh my goodness. But because we rehearsed doing it twice, I’ve gotta hear you one more time.” Also, “WHOO DOGGY.”

“Screen” has a nifty new synth track lead-in that I feel like I’ve heard before, but I can’t pin it down, so thought I’d point it out.

Tyler met Weezer, “That was a cool thing.”

Tyler casually brought up Josh’s upcoming birthday, joking “Don’t sing, we don’t care that much.” They crowd couldn’t really join together in a spontaneous rendition, but Tyler said that the seven different ones he heard were all “delicious”, wtf is wrong with this man.

In one of the cooler moments of the show, in celebration of Father’s Day, Tyler brought his dad, looking iconic as always in his white Jordans and his son’s red beanie, to accompany him in playing a Chris Joseph classic (and one of the band’s old favorite covers), DJ Khaled’s “All I Do Is Win”.

Judah and the Lion got brought back on-stage for an abridged return to the old Cover Medley. “They smell so good,” said Tyler.

Speaking of Judah and the Lion, that band also talked about their experience of opening on the Emotional Roadshow with DuJour. The drummer, Spencer Cross, even tells a story of Tyler coming over the band with some “Dad wisdom”, because of course he would.

Here’s a quick little clip from MyMusicRX recorded at Sasquatch a few weeks ago in which the boys discuss their appreciation for The Hamster Dance. Yes, I’m serious.

Upcoming Shows/BLIND SPECULATION OF THE WEEK:

Alright, ladies and gentlemen. This is it. Between this update and the next, Twenty One Pilots will perform all but the very last of their announced shows for the foreseeable future. Let’s look into the venues they’ll be visiting, think back on the memories they’ve made there, and speculate wildly about what might be to come.

BUT, before we get into that, I want to throw a little spotlight on the site of the Clique’s upcoming pilgrimage. Columbus is the capital of the U.S. state of Ohio, with a population of around 860,000 people, meaning that only . It’s one of the nation’s most prominent college towns, particularly when it comes to football, with the program at Ohio State being particularly (in)famous (depends on where you’re from- my mom’s from Detroit, I’ve had to lie about where my favorite band’s from for years). Besides Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun, the city has been home to all manner of famous figures: zoologist Jack Hanna, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Goosebumps author R.L. Stine, musical artists like Attack Attack!, Beartooth, Rascal Flatts, and Eric Clapton, and, most famous of all, Food Network personality Guy Fieri (all of that was according to Wikipedia, could be totally wrong on all of that).

I’ve talked enough about how special and unique this tour is. The last time the band played a full show in Columbus was their first headlining arena concert ever way back in the original Blurryface Tour in September 2015 (technically, they played a tiny private acoustic show at the Roosevelt Coffeehouse in January 2016, narrowly saving them from skipping a year playing music in their hometown). They’ve grown so much in their time away. This really will be a huge homecoming for them- it’s hard to imagine that all the people coming in from around the country/world to see them won’t cause at least a bit of a stir. God, I’m so hyped.

Show 1: The Basement (6/20)

Capacity: 300

The Basement show might be the one I’m most excited for, in all honesty. Twenty One Pilots have played at least four shows in the tiny venue that is literally a bar’s basement, dating back to the pre-Josh days, but they’ve been too big for it since long before their last show, the “topsecret” launch party for Vessel in January 2013 that was highlighted in the “Ode to Sleep” video. 

I have so many questions. Will they play songs from Blurryface, and how will they sound in that setting? All the small shows they’ve done since those early days have been soft acoustic performances- will the setting bring out some of the punk rock elements that influenced their earliest work? Will the incredibly lucky lottery winners get to ask questions and interact more with the band, bringing back an element of the shows that’s been absent most of this era? Will the keytar return? Will Tyler take of his shirt again and make a whole new generation question if a duct tape mic is a sick tattoo? Will the bean scream? WILL THEY PLAY FAKE YOU OUT? (I could really ask that question of all of these shows. And I will.)

Show 2: Newport Music Hall (6/21)

Capacity: 1,700

Just a few miles north, right across the street from the campus of Ohio State University, the boys will play the next night at the historic Newport Music Hall. This is another venue that the band played constantly in their formative years, including one that saw the filming of their first official video (for “Jar of Hearts”) in 2010, the introduction of the song that would become “Ode to Sleep” (and the subsequent vote among the audience to name it), and the first place one Joshua William Dun watched this guy Tyler Robert Joseph play music. Most famously, the final concert the band played here was filmed by Mark and cut up into a series of performance videos that were part of many old fans’ first introduction to the band (I believe this was also the first show that featured the Holding On To You-backflip, but I could be mistaken). These sold-out and energetic shows played a major role in getting the band label attention, and were unquestionably key to their later success.

A few questions for this one. Will its proximity to a major college campus lead to a huge music riot/party in the streets outside? (I hope not, I want the boys to be able to get out and get home, but the imagery is amusing.) Will a full rendition of “Forest” be included? (Better be.) Will they wear all red? (Seems likely.) Most importantly: Will they play “Coconut Sharks in the Water”? Please, Lord, I don’t ask for much. Just give me this.

Neither the Basement or the Newport is set to have openers, but that doesn’t rule out the possibility of special guests from the old days of trekking around Columbus. The biggest I’m thinking of, besides Zach for Kitchen Sink (I think he’s a shoe-in for at least one show), are Jocef for a rendition of “Be Concerned” (a song that has never, so far as I can tell, been played live) or Nick or Chris for a surprise reunion for an old song or two (*cough*TAXI CAB AND SLOWTOWN, FOR GOD’S SAKE, MAN, but also “Trapdoor” and “Air Catcher” and “Isle of Flightless Birds” and “Anathema” would be grand*cough*). I think the latter, especially, would be incredibly well-received by the fanbase, and though I’ve learned to stop getting my heart set when it comes to these things, I still believe in miracles.

Show 3: Express Live! [The LC] (6/22)

Capacity: Outside- 5,200 (Inside- 2,200)

The first of the “big” shows will be at the outdoor amphitheater of Express Live!, better known to the Clique as the old LC, located right next door to the Basement. The LC’s a hugely important venue to the band’s history. Tyler’s job here contributed to his growing passion to one day be on-stage. They announced their signing to Fueled By Ramen and debuted many tracks in development for Vessel here on April 2012. Their October 2012 performance here, with its multi-leveled staging, encompassing (at the time) setlist, and baffling Gangnam Style dance/drum covers remains my #1 choice for “Concert I Would Buy A One-Use Time Machine For”. In 2013, the boys filmed their first official concert film there (a memorable performance itself that featured Zach’s first on-stage delivery of “Kitchen Sink” and the Ohio State marching band helping with “Trees”). The last time the band played the space was over two nights toward the end of the Vessel cycle. 

Now they’re back, with the help of openers Mutemath. We can definitely expect a TOPxMM performance. I wouldn’t expect Gangnam Style, but, ya know, I’d be down. I fully expect people on the roofs of nearby buildings try to see/potentially parachute in. The Clique are nuts.

Show 4: Nationwide Arena (6/24)

Capacity: 20,000

This one’s the only venue the band doesn’t have a real history with beyond the fact that it’s located right across the street from The Basement/LC. Home to the NHL’s Blue Jackets and the annual bodybuilding Arnold Classic, this show will be opened by Public and Judah and the Lion, so we can probably expect another medley with the latter. Hopefully the guys have something planned up to help this show stand out from the rest, whether that be more older songs, more remixes or- dare I even say it- a small taste of what we might be expecting in the next album cycle. Goodness gracious. I can hardly contain my excitement.

Community Spotlight:

This week’s Community Spotlight is a bit different from usual. This time, the community is anyone who reads these updates (I know there’s a handful of you who do). Listen, guys. Tour de Columbus is in two days. As of posting this, “Stressed Out” is just five million views short of passing one billion on YouTube. I crunched the numbers. The video will pass that mark eventually, no question. To make to that marker before the last show, however, it would have to be viewed about 800,000 times every day between now and the Schott show. Now, that’s below what I’ve calculated to be the average daily view count for “Stressed”, but that number’s obviously pretty inflated by the time the song was first breaking through. The Clique’s gotta step if we want to reach that goal, is what I’m saying.

Don’t care if you have to play it on a loop, spam it to all of your family members, or what. Do what you’ve gotta do. Let’s get “Stressed Out” to a billion.

Catch you guys next week with a recap of all of the craziness in Columbus. As always, all the power to the local dreamer.

|-/

[taxicabforcutie]

Twenty One Pilots reader inserts/ imagines blog!

Hello! So I recently made this account, at first just as a fan page/ place to post my art. But, I’ve decided to start writing here instead of Wattpad! 

On this account, I’ll write fluff, smut, take requests, the whole thing, about Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun! (Please note that there are certain scenarios in which I have every right to refuse to do: rape/ non-consensual torture of any kind, certain kinks that are too violent, etc. I will write about mental health if requested, but it will air on the side of extreme caution and labelled as triggering. I won’t write anything that exploits/ romanticizes mental illness in any way. It will be authentic.) 

Please send in any requests if you have any, I currently only have 3 and would love some more! 

Love and Rockets,

-Riley

[nerdyamy99]

Are requests open? If so can you do one where y/n is a photographer on the tour and josh sees her but she is really shy (and short with glasses) and wont talk to him? (She just kind of stutters and blushes around him). Thank you so much! Im pretty new to you're account but I absolutely love what I have seen so far! Xx

Hope this is alright!

http://nerdyamy99.tumblr.com/post/158392861640/josh-dun-imagine-tongue-tied

[ao3feed-doctorwho]

Story of Doom

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by AandMProductions

Also known as the (mis)Adventures of Snooky the Fairy Dragon (the first in a trilogy!)

What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly. There's something for everyone: original characters and borrowed ones, cats as well as dogs, gay relationships as well as straight ones, battles in space and battles in the courtroom, country music as well as pop and dubstep, and of course your charming and wonderful authors. This work by AandMProductions' Scatteredplot Press is the first in a set of three (in the works since 2012), and has its own glossary, character chart, map, and playlist. Stay tuned for these add ons, and enjoy the show!

As seen on scatteredplotpress.wordpress.com

Words: 5149, Chapters: 1/16, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Trilogy of Doom (Bad Things Come in Threes)

Fandoms: Original Work, Puff the Magic Dragon (Song), The Hobbit - All Media Types, Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Real Person Fiction, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Star Wars - All Media Types, E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Les Trois Mousquetaires | The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas, How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini, Warriors - Erin Hunter, Doctor Who, Frozen (2013), Rise of the Guardians (2012), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Mulan (1998), Die unendliche Geschichte | The Neverending Story - Michael Ende, Drachenreiter | Dragon Rider - Cornelia Funke, Arcade Fire - Fandom, Twenty One Pilots, Tin Can Brothers, Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Redwall Series - Brian Jacques, Avenue Q - Lopez/Marx, Monty Python's Spamalot

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Snooky the Fairy Dragon l Puff the Magic Dragon, Snooky the Fairy Dragon, Puff (Puff the Magic Dragon), Stanley The Snail, Camel the Camel, Thranduil (Tolkien), Thranduil's Deer, Buster Posey, Mrs. Euphemia Dromidaria Camel, E.T., Toothless (How to Train Your Dragon), Saphira (Inheritance Cycle), Mushu (Disney), Firedrake, Fírnen (Inheritance Cycle), Smaug (Tolkien), Gimli (Son of Glóin), Aragorn | Estel, Legolas Greenleaf, Frodo Baggins, Gollum | Sméagol, Bilbo the Raccoon, Park Ranger - Character, SWAT Team Leader, Elsa (Disney), Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Gandalf | Mithrandir, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape, Alastor “Mad-Eye” Moody, Yoda (Star Wars), Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent, King Arthur - Character, Sir Lancelot, Prince Herbert (Monty Python and the Holy Grail), Nicky (Avenue Q), Rod (Avenue Q), Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Sir Battering-Boom of the Seaside, Batrina Boom, Belinda Boom, Bonald Boom, Anna (Author), Miranda (Author), Alexander, Angela (Inheritance Cycle), Solembum, Arya Dröttningu, Eragon Shadeslayer, Artemis Fowl II, Artemis Fool, Oil Drum, Athena (Percy Jackson), Dionysus (Percy Jackson), Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Batman, Superman, Domino Felix, Everette Felix, Oreo Felix, Rosa Felix, Dudley Dursley, Cats Are Weird - Character, Edgar Allan Poe, Ernest Hemingway, Oscar Wilde, Éomer Éadig, Fairy Janitor, Ginny Weasley, Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax, Gytha "Nanny" Ogg, Joe, Rex, Scout, Sky, Mia, Warren, John Boy, Vermilla, Squat - Character, Davy Jones (Pirates of the Caribbean), Jack Sparrow, Joey Richter, Brian Rosenthal, Lucius Malfoy, Mathilda Smythington II, Penelope, Ron Weasley, Sauron | Mairon, Sanaaro, Rita Skeeter, Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Teenage Girls - Character, The Accountant, The Backpacker, The Muggle Waitress, The Squirrel, The Three-Year-Old, Tyler Joseph, Josh Dun, Vermilla l FOX GIRL, Zach, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Quirinus Quirrell, X'roxel, Steve Jobs, Sergey Brin, Katy Perry, Starstar, The Padawan, The Padawan's Mentor, Anakin Padawalker

Relationships: Elsa (Disney)/Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Elsa (Disney) & Jack Frost (Guardians of Childhood), Nicky/Rod (Avenue Q), Sherlock Holmes & John Watson, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Quirinus Quirrell & Voldemort, Arya Dröttningu/Eragon Shadeslayer, Fírnen/Saphira, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Tauriel/Original Female Character, Legolas/Original Male Character

Additional Tags: The Author Regrets Nothing, The Author Regrets Everything, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, San Francisco, San Francisco Giants, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Author loves to chat in the Comments, Cats, Dogs, The Elite Squad, Lawyers, Courthouse Drama, Legal Drama, No Smut, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Fairy Tale Elements, Fae & Fairies, Dragons, Talking Animals, Plot Twists, Crossover, Real Life, No Plot/Plotless, Surprise Ending, Original Character(s), Crazy, dubstep - Freeform, Nonfiction, IKEA

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2xNA1kk