#joseph princess diaries

[fangirlforeversthings]

People be like ugh i want what they have😩

Well i want what they have 🥺

[thekingofspin]

just a warning to everyone don't watch your favourite movie/tvshow with your mum because she will notice when your smiling a little too much at a middle aged man.

[sullyfortress]

Disney gives us all this garbage that nobody asked for - remakes and money grabs that make me cringe - but what I need - we NEED

I NEED A MOVIE ABOUT YOUNG QUEEN CLARRISE TEARING IT UP IN GENOVIA.

Think about it, shes a dutiful young princess who has an arranged marriage to the young handsome King Rupert, but odd sexual attraction between her and her new bodyguard Joseph.

It writes itself.

Headcannon Rupert and Jo are best friends and Rupert knows that they are basically a throuple- and is on board.

I will be drawing the fanart

Disney why do I have to do you job for you.

[maineshewrote]

Same word, different font

Soft comfort character persuaded to give an uncomfortably impromptu performance of a sweet familiar song which changes entirely in the middle of the performance thanks to an extremely lucky otherwise pointless side character who gets up to sing with her idol in a stage-like setting in a living room with no planned choreography which turns out beautiful

[astro-tag-9]

hii, i have a couple request!!

i am a capricorn sun and moon, and aquarius rising

he is a virgo sun, scorpio moon, and gemini rising!!

💕Queen Clarisse and Joseph💕

From the Princess Diaries 😊

[lordofthevegetablepatch]

Joseph and Clarisse is Disney’s best love story no I will not be taking criticism on this matter

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Shut up! Look, I put Eddie in the Princess Diaries! 😍

[potatowithahat]

Yeah you know that 'smash' cake meme? Me and one of my friends decided to do more of a smash ultimate Cake

Yes we finished it at two thirty in the morning. All characters listed under cut

Sun drop (fnaf)

William Afton/Dave miler (fnaf)

Young Gravy

Karnes (bg3)

Miguel o'hera (into the spider verse)

Hobie Brown (see above)

Alastor (hasbin)

Hannibal Lector (Hannibal)

Will Graham (Hannibal)

The punisher (punisher)

Shota Aizawa (mha)

Lt. Dan (forest gump)

Viktor (Arcane)

L (death note)

Kinger (Tadc)

Geronimo Stilton

Enver Gortash (bg3)

Henry of Wales (red white and royal blue)

Alexander Clairmont whatshisfuck (see above)

Serious black (heary potta)

Magnus Rasmodius (Sdv)

Captain Hook (once upon a time)

The Narrator (tsp)

Steede bonnet (ofmd)

Spider noir (into the spiderverse)

Blackbeard/ edd (ofmd)

Crowley (Good Omens)

Hannibal Lector (Silence of the lambs)

Aziraphale (Good Omens)

Astarion (Baldur's Gate 3)

Harvey (Stardew Valley)

Gale Dekarios (Baldur's Gate 3)

Nicholas Devereaux (Princess Diaries 2)

Fenris (Dragon Age 2)

Rowan Whitethorn (Throne of Glass)

Xaden Riorson (Fourth Wing)

Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)

James Buchanan 'Bucky' Barnes (Marvel)

Satoru Gojo (Jujitsu Kaisen)

Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride)

The Emperor (Baldur's Gate 3)

Loki Laufeyson (Marvel)

John Hancock (Fallout 4)

Kaiden Alenko (Mass Effect)

Manon Blackbeak (Throne of Glass)

Pietro Maximoff (Marvel)

Robert Joseph MacCready (Fallout 4)

Alistair (Dragon Age Origins)

Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect)

Zevran Arainai (Dragon Age Origins)

Haymitch Abernathy (The Hunger games)

[thekingofspin]

you know when your watching something and a character is so perfect you start to cry?

[royal-diaries-podcast]

His life story is amazing and it’s being turned into a movie!

In the 2004 shooting script for Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette, Marie Antoinette is described as sitting for a portrait holding a rose when she is told that her brother, Joseph II, has arrived at Versailles. [Top image: A screenshot from The Fabulous Life of Vigee-Lebrun.]

In the final version of the film, Marie Antoinette is instead playing music with an unknown gentlemen; the gentlemen is likely meant to represent Joseph Bologne, the chevalier de Saint-Georges, a composer and fencer whose music Marie Antoinette admired. He was sometimes part of the queen’s private circle, as he was invited to play music in her private apartments, and the queen was known to attend some of his concerts.

[storiesforallfandoms]

Masterlist 3!

Here’s the third masterlist for all of my works! If you want to check out more of my work, here’s the links for masterlist one and masterlist two Imagines marked * are smutty imagines! Imagines marked ` are requests! Imagines marked ⭐ are personal favorites!

IMAGINES

STRANGER THINGS small ~ jim hopper` dance with me ~ eddie munson ⭐ starry night ~ steve harrington* (part five) ⭐ at the hip ~ steve harrington` ⭐ triple date ~ steve harrington (part six) ⭐ the freak ~ steve harrington (part seven) ⭐ oblivious ~ eddie munson ⭐ jason doesn’t know ~ eddie munson ⭐ this is music ~ eddie munson` ⭐

SUPERNATURAL strange human feelings ~ castiel` cleaning ~ dean winchester`

HANNIBAL into fiction` sob story ~ hannibal lecter

THE BOYS obsession ~ billy butcher* ⭐ herogasm ~ soldier boy* ⭐ alone on christmas ~ billy butcher can’t get too close ~ billy butcher ⭐ change in a heartbeat ~ billy butcher ⭐ the bad room ~ homelander ⭐

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY life father ~ diego hargreeves` rescue mission ~ klaus hargreeves’ ⭐

THE LAST OF US (HBO) friendly neighbors ~ joel miller ⭐ too sweet ~ joel miller

BARRY attraction ~ barry berkman` treat him better ~ barry berkman

AMERICAN HORROR STORY late night sins ~ xavier plympton (1984)*`

VICTORIOUS lost dog ~ tori vega` junker ~ beck oliver

HEMLOCK GROVE i don’t ever wanna see you with him ~ roman godfrey ⭐

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES roses are red ~ damon salvatore` ⭐

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH captive ~ blackbeard/ed teach ⭐

PEAKY BLINDERS moved on ~ thomas shelby

FUTURE MAN winner ~ josh futturman* ⭐

GAME OF THRONES littlest lion ~ oberyn martell (part one) ⭐ freedom ~ oberyn martell (part two) ⭐

THE WITCHER destiny ~ geralt of rivia

DOCTOR WHO looks of a princess ~ eleventh doctor ⭐

BRIDGERTON by the lake ~ benedict bridgerton

HEMLOCK GROVE important buisness ~ roman godfrey* ⭐

THE GENTLEMEN the assistant ~ raymond smith ⭐

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN spirit of nature ~ jack sparrow`

THE MAZE RUNNER i’ll keep you safe ~ newt`

MARVEL how things are now ~ marc spector and steven grant` ⭐ kneel ~ loki* the most wonderful time ~ bucky barnes fast ~ pietro maximoff ⭐ shared trauma ~ logan howlett making amends ~ bucky barnes

1917 early morning ~ will schofield*`

THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT happy birthday ~ javi gutierrez ⭐

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S i need someone older ~ william afton ⭐ the ice cream girl ~ mike schmidt

SALTBURN new toy ~ felix catton ⭐ partners ~ oliver quick ⭐

THE SANTA CLAUSE santa’s sister-in-law ~ bernard the elf

8 MILE one of the guys ~ jimmy smith jr ⭐

THE FALL GUY the space cowboy and the pa ~ tom ryder

A QUIET PLACE i’d find you in any life ~ eric ⭐

GLADIATOR II betrothed ~ emperor geta ⭐

DON’T WORRY DARLING a perfect world ~ jack chambers ⭐

PETE DAVIDSON your gift` favoritism`

HARRY STYLES the perfect tree a star in the making` sleepy head`

MACHINE GUN KELLY baby mama` ⭐ my queen*` getting your attention*` all the mistakes` not what it looks like` can’t keep doing this*`

EMINEM may the best artist win*` too close for comfort` ⭐ when it’s wrong but it feels right` in the dressing room*` he’s acting different` we have to stop meeting like this` every inch*` let’s surprise the world` i’m sorry i let you down` public service announcement`

GOODGUYFITZ wake up call*`

CORPSE HUSBAND letting go` they forgot` ⭐

ASHTON IRWIN home life` cover me*`

CONAN GRAY pushing`

MATTHEW LILLARD accidental drunk confessions` an out there request (w/ skeet ulrich)*`

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE feeling good*`

ALEX TURNER more than a song*` ⭐

BO BURNHAM can’t handle this right now ⭐ look at me*`

KRISTEN STEWART special customer`

TARON EGERTON he already has my approval ⭐

ROBERT PATTINSON my favorite superhero

GERARD WAY good girl*`

GWILYM LEE history repeats itself`

RYAN GOSLING play date`

JOSEPH QUINN bad idea, right? ⭐ icdiwabh ⭐

RANBOO fluffy haired gamer boy`

JACOB ELORDI height advantage`

MOTLEY CRUE she is mine ~ mick mars`

CHRIS EVANS not used to normal` ⭐

SWAGGERSOULS our next step`

JSCHLATT too far ⭐ the hotel room* ⭐ a winter night at rockefeller

JOHNNY DEPP just for us`

TRAVIS BARKER the parent trap`

SKEET ULRICH an out there request (w/ matthew lillard)*`

DAMIEN HAAS our own after party

SHIPS

family reunion ~ hermione granger x draco malfoy` another man in a red suit ~ deadpool x spider-man ⭐

HEADCANONS

showing pedro pascal fan edits ⭐ sitting on jschlatt’s lap ⭐ surprising ted and tucker during chuckle sandwich (jschlatt) billy butcher’s secret pleasure ⭐

NSFW ALPHABET

rook (jp capellette)*` eddie munson* ⭐ billy butcher* ⭐

[merlyn-bane]

where is my princess diaries au where ahsoka is mia and obi-wan and cody are clarisse and joseph

[iseltwalds]

Awww 🥹 I feel bad for the both of them! It’s sad how ‘Telli had to force herself to put some distance between them after Duchess Anne’s death even if she obviously does not wish to do so.

I love how Frank wasn’t one to quickly back down and tried his best to fight for their relationship, even offering her his support despite her choosing to distance herself — and then not seeing each other for almost two decades. It pretty much explains why they bantered quite like an old married couple who have had enough of each other but care for one another very much as well XD.

Thank goodness that engagement happened or else multiple lovelives would be ruined and ‘Telli and Frank’s would be on top of the list XD.

Frank: Have you ever had a boyfriend? 

Donatelli: No. 

Frank: *generally surprised* HOW?! 

Donatelli: *shrugs* Never asked, never been  asked. 

Frank: *under his breath* But you’re so beautiful. 

Donatelli: What? 

Frank: *blushes* What?!    

[enchantedlandcoffee]

me: has three fics and an essay that they should be working on

also me: starts planning out a Princess Diaries 2 1D AU with Harry as Mia, Louis as Nicholas, Niall as Queen Clarisse, Zayn as Joseph and Liam possibly as Andrew or Lily 😅

[archduchessofnowhere]

Elisabeth's grand mistress of the court [Oberhofmeisterin], Countess Esterházy, with whom she had never felt comfortable, remained in Vienna. Archduchess Sophie had no say in the choice of Elisabeth's travel entourage. She complained to Franz Joseph's brother Karl Ludwig about the lack of trust: the advice she had given Franz Joseph had been nothing more than “fruitless attempts”. Thus Sisi was not accompanied to Madeira by her grand mistress of the court, but by her new deputy, Princess Mathilde Windisch-Grätz. The latter had only been appointed as Elisabeth's lady-in-waiting in 1860 and had endeared herself to her from the very first moment. Mathilde's husband had died in the Italian campaign of 1859; the empress had shown compassion for the grieving young widow, left with a small child, and the two became friends. Mathilde's brother was not surprised that she had agreed to go: “That Mathilde would comply with the Empress' wishes was to be expected, given the personal relationship between the two, but the responsibility for this undertaking, so infinitely serious in every respect, is great”. The appointment of Mathilde as deputy grand mistress of the empress's court aroused some astonishment. Archduchess Therese was furious: “Countess Esterházy is being sidelined in a very strange way. In her place, the young Mathilde Windisch-Grätz goes to Madeira; it is also strange that the latter leaves her small child behind”.

Mathilde was an intelligent and thoughtful woman who did not allow herself to jump to conclusions about people. She tried to look at Elisabeth without prejudice and not let herself be influenced by the opinion of the court society. During her stay in Madeira she kept a diary: reading it would be instructive, as the young deputy to the grand mistress of the court gained a deep insight into the empress's nature. But she was in doubt as to whether she would pass on her private notes on Elisabeth to posterity, who would hardly get a correct idea of her complex personality. That is why she left his brother to decide whether or not the diary should be kept. The comments on her relationship with Elisabeth and her character contained therein are, in their frankness, more interesting than what most contemporary women were able to report. “If you think,” Mathilde wrote to her brother, “that what I have written is detrimental to the existing opinion of her [Elisabeth], see to it that no one else but yourself can read it; and do not judge her too harshly; tell yourself that if, after the undeniably difficult hours she has given me, I still cling to her with such a warm and intimate love, there must be more in this woman's nature than the public can recognise. One has to know her exactly as I do, at least as long as I have lived in close contact with her world, to be able to correctly judge some of her faults, unfortunately, but also the qualities of her character. God bless her, I have few more ardent desires”. Alfred Windisch-Grätz eventually decided to destroy his sister's diary.

Winkelhofer, Martina (2022). Sissi. La vera storia. Il camino della giovane imperatrice (Translation done by DeepL. Please keep in mind that in a machine translation a lot of nuance may/will be lost)

Pictured: Princess Mathilde with her daughter Eleonore, by Ludwig Angerer, circa 1862 (left); Empress Elisabeth, by an unknown photographer, circa 1860 (right). Via the Wien Museum.

[partiallyderived]

zb1 members as iconic american teen movie characters from the 2000s (late 90's as well) with little to no explanation

these are thoughts i had. @incorrectzbone gave feedback. it was for fun. please do not send hate (whether active aggressive or passive aggressive). thank you :)

also i haven't watched these in forever. heheh.

1. sung hanbin — the french guy that mia and lily spend maybe three seconds admiring in the princess diaries 2: royal engagement when trying to find a suitable husband. reason being that that character was described as being a "delightful dancer" (julie andrews portraying clarisse renaldi) and also he had a boyfriend.

2. kim jiwoong — nicholas devereaux from the princess diaries 2: royal engagement. reason being whyever the fuck not.

3. zhang hao — cady heron from mean girls.

4. kim taerae — we both agreed that taerae would be laney from she's all that. also, gretchen in mean girls.

5. seok matthew — joseph gordon levitt's character in ten things i hate about you: the kid that was trying to woo bianca.

6. shen ricky — remember that model douchebag that was trying to woo bianca as well? the one who carried around pictures of himself and showed it to everyone? sorry to break it to you, folks, but the vibes are vibing.

7. kim gyuvin — the guy from she's the man.

8. park gunwook — emmett from legally blonde. uncontested.

9. han yujin — casper from casper the friendly ghost. this is neither a teen movie, nor from the 90's or 00's. however, i am not wrong :)

misc. mentions:

haruto as damian (mean girls)

seowon as karen (mean girls)

woongki as regina (mean girls)

lee jeonghyeon as aaron (mean girls) because jaw.

lee seokhoon as the principal (mean girls)

solji as tina fey's character (mean girls)

park hanbin as patrick verona (ten things i hate about you)

everyone say thank you to @/incorrectzbone for feeding my delusions because i am currently in an enemies to one-sided lovers relationship with park hanbin. it's all very kat of me.