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Dammit JoJo I'm coming! I realized I missed you so much! You beautiful bastard!

#i miss you joseph joestar#joseph joestar#jjba#joseph joestar my first jojo love#yes im aware its 12 am and im 31 stfu
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CaeJoseWeek 2025 Day 7: Free Day
Some disjointed thoughts about Caesar discovering Josuke and coming to terms with the fact that he still loves the man he married, for better or worse.
#CJCWeek2025#caejoseweek2025#jojo's bizarre adventure#jjba#battle tendency#diamond is unbreakable#caejose#joseph joestar#caesar zeppeli#josuke higashikata#shizuka joestar#I LOVE the 'joseph cheated on his wife' plotline I fear.#it's my personal hc that Caesar practiced Hamon all the way up until Joseph's first old age health scare#at which point outliving him became too real and he made the choice to stop
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steady breathing now, jojo!
(this is a redraw hehe)
#jjba#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo’s bizarre adventure#caejose#caesar zeppeli#joseph joestar#jjba fanart#anime#jjba part 2#jojo fanart#jojo part 2#jjba battle tendency#jojo battle tendency#shounen#gay people#i just think the hamon mask is a very uhhhhhhhh versatile device#redraw#anyway i just think the leap from 2019 to 2024 is cool#can’t believe i drew that five years ago that’s nuts#it feels like yesterday but also it’s so bad#IF YOU LIKE IT THATS COOL BUT HHHAJBFBJG IM SO BOTHERED BY HOW I DREW CAESAR HAHAA#clearly i think this is way better clearly#but also it’s really sweet that so many people liked the og in the first place#I think even catney lang monarch of caejose either liked or reblogged it#it shattered my entire earth#anyway peace love hearts xoxo#$wag money
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i am thinking, once again, about Jojo's pt.3
#i just... love it so much#everytime i rewatch it i love it more???#same for jotaro himself- didnt much care for him on the first watch - now he is my son#love the whole cast tho especially u old man joseph joestar#read a fic yesterday with the tag 'big dicks run in the joestar family and thats canon' and ive been thinking abt that all day#like... the only joestar i wanna fuck is old man joe but.... its probably true right#jotaro kujo basically invented 'big dick energy'???#anyway#jojo
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Heck yeah I'd love if Joseph did that!
But let's be real. He'd be out cold and snoring. 😬
Imagine falling asleep in your F/O’s arms. They’ll stroke your hair and maybe hum softly to you, and they’ll hold you close to them, happy to be close to you. Of course, they think you look cute while you’re asleep.
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Just My Type

FT. Jonathan Joestar, Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, Josuke Higashikata, & Giorno Giovanna
Pt. 1 | Pt. 2
WARNINGS: Sexually explicit content under cut. Minors and ageless blogs dni. Fem!Reader. Stalking, panty stealing, inappropriate use of stands, pervy jojos, masturbation, accurate to their individual timelines. Don Giorno and Cop Josuke. NOT PROOFREAD!!
SUMMARY: Perv headcanons for the JoJo’s up through part five. Might make one for the JoBros-
JONATHAN JOESTAR
Out of all of them, he feels the most guilt
He’s a gentleman, after all
First it starts out with him eyeing your body, taking subtle peeks throughout the day
It then escalates to him brushing against you gently, and it kills him
There’s not much he can do outside of watching you and getting off to you before bed
SPEAKING OF THAT-
He humps his pillow
God he’s so desperate and needy too
Especially when you have no idea. For whatever reason, it makes his heart swell
But he feels so bad about it. What if you ever found out? What would you do? Do you feel the same way about him??
Once saw you riding your horse and was genuinely never the same after that
There was something about how determined you looked, with that wistful look in your eyes that just turned him on
He’s so down bad that he asked Dio for advice
“Get her drunk and convince her to stay. She’s stupid enough anyways.” “Grope her… duh…”
Dio does NOT give two shits about wether not his advice is legal
However, Jonathan follows through with the alcohol one
It’s his only chance to get close to you outside of studying alongside you
And to his surprise, you come over and share some wine with him
Thankfully, you wind up getting tipsy first, which gives him the chance to make his move
“Ah, y/n. It’s not safe for you to travel back to your estate in such a condition. Allow me to provide you with somewhere to spend the night.”
He lets you stay in his bed, and even convinces you to wear his clothes to bed
Snuck into the room while you were asleep and just watched you
Oh how he wanted to touch you, to feel you, but he couldn’t. It felt like he couldn’t do anything about his feelings for you and it bothered him so
Also practically ruined his clothes once he got them back. (Listen man sometimes it’s hard to get cum stains out-)
Dio never lets him hear the end of it and proceeds to give him shitty advice
JOSEPH JOESTAR
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- this man is a WHORE‼️
He has no shame whatsoever and refuses to keep his feelings for you a secret
In fact, you can barely tell if he’s kidding or not when he hits on you
He steals your clothing
Shirts? Gone. Bras? Never to be seen again. Panties? Oh he’ll steal them, ruin them, and then slip them back into your dresser when he’s over
He loves the idea of getting away with it, and it turns him on to know that you’re just as clueless as ever
Slips pictures of himself into your house, leaving them on the counter to make you think of him
Honestly thinks he’s so smooth (Caesar thinks he’s fucking weird)
Has no problem with smacking your ass out of the blue
Also really likes to pick you up and bury his face in your chest
Has collected various photos of you and gets off to them almost every night
Like it’s just a pic of you smiling and he’s hard as hell
While Jonathan whimpers and begs, Joseph moans and mutters
On the loudness scale he’s about 13/10
He does not give a flying FUCK about who hears him
Talks dirty while he fucks his hand, closing his eyes to picture your beautiful face between his legs, smiling up at him
Yeah he likes to take sneak peeks of you in the bath, so what?!
Does all of this with the mentality of “she’ll be mine eventually, so I’m entitled to a head start-“
JOTARO KUJO
Feels a little guilty about it at first, but never feels that way ever again once he gets ahold of a Polaroid of you in a bikini
Carries that shit around with him EVERYWHERE
He has also collected various photos of you, and has a mini photo album that’s dedicated to pictures of you smiling
Sorry but I think he’s into dacryphilia
Sure he loves to see you happy and enjoying yourself, but he just thinks you look so pretty when you cry
He fucking loves it when you come to him in tears, taking it as his chance to wrap his arm around you and bring you in closer to him
He constantly tells you that you’re annoying, but would smash you in a heartbeat
Enemies to lovers bs but he’s in love with you from the start
He prefers to steal your bras over anything else (he seriously has a thing for tits-) and DOES NOT give them back until they stop smelling like you
He also (occasionally) steals your shirts and replaces them with his own. The idea of you walking around in one of his shirts when it’s too big for you really gets him going
Loves to take you out for drinks and then escort you back home
Even better if you’re a lightweight
It gives him a reason to carry you back to your place and tuck you in bed
Once found your ‘special drawer’ while snooping around and fucking stole your vibrator
Granted, he bought you a much better one and snuck it into your drawer, but you were pissed when you noticed it’s absence
He has, and will continue to, use Star Platinum/The World to stop time and get his hands on you
Even if it’s just for a few seconds, he’ll be thinking about it all day
Oh god and Star Platinum loves you too
Grabs and holds you. 10/10 cuddler, even if Jotaro is incredibly embarrassed
You’ve always just seen it as ‘Jotaro’s lonely side’ and nothing more, so you don’t tell off Star
Star has been known to sneak away from Jotaro just to hang out with you
If you and Joot ever end up sharing a hotel room together for any reason, Star will hump you in your sleep
Now, Jotaro lets out low grunts and moans, but is typically quiet when getting off. STAR PLATINUM???? Fucking whimpers and whines like there’s no tomorrow
This man is hanging on by a thread
JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA
Man
On the guilt scale, he’s second place for sure
Feels HORRIBLE
But is also like his dad with the “yolo” mentality
Steals your shirts and shorts, sleeps in them (even if they’re too small), and refuses to give them back
Like your clothes just keep vanishing and you’re like ???
Has used Crazy Diamond to sneak into your place and has no real intentions of stopping
Has a shit ton of photos of you sleeping hidden away in his room
Really just wants to hear you call him a good boy
When he’s needy, he is NEEDY. Humps his pillow, whimpers, whines, the whole ass package
His hand just isn’t enough for him anymore
Unlike his father, he’s not brave enough to get close to you or touch you. My guy can’t even hug you without turning a bright shade of red
Oh and if you come over to play games with him, he’s a total goner
Absolute mess of a man
Can’t do shit without being embarrassed, so he’s a lot less weird than the others
But by god what he would give to hear you call him a good boy
It’s like his one dream
Rohan once used Heaven’s Door on him to get more dirt on him and has (some) no regrets. Will never let Josuke hear the end of it.
“Ohoho you like y/n? Josuke you good for nothing pervert. Give the woman a break.”
Prays that one day you’ll be in trouble and he’ll be the officer sent out to save you
GIORNO GIOVANNA
He’s one second away from going full blown yandere
You can’t change my mind
He’s got everything he needs at his fingertips, and could easily take you away without having to lift a finger
Openly flirts with you, but treats you with such respect that you can’t tell if he’s just being nice or not
Also spoils you
Buys you anything he’s ever seen you take interest in
Even if you don’t really want it, it WILL show up at your door eventually
Makes sure to sign his gifts to you so you don’t forget who it is that’s spoiling you like this
Kisses your hand and cheeks in a way that he claims is platonic
Loves it when you trust him enough that you can come to him for anything. Gossip? Do tell. Something bothering you? Just let him know and he’ll have it all sorted out in no time
I shit you not he makes you sit on his lap while you tell him about your day
You think it’s because the two of you are such good friends, but he actually just loves the sight of you pressed against him
His voice gets higher pitched when he gets off, and he begs a version of you that doesn’t exist to let him cum, pleading with you over and over
Eventually, he’ll start to feel bad about it, but he’d much rather live in the moment
#you can tell which ones I like the most#I’m living for perv Jotaro#jojo’s bizarre adventure#x reader#jjba x reader#jojo smut#jjba smut#jotaro x reader#jotaro kujo smut#jotaro imagine#jotaro kujo#jonathan joestar#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo’s bizzare adventure x reader#jonathan joestar x reader#jonathan joestar smut#joseph joestar#joseph joestar x reader#joseph joestar smut#josuke higashikata#josuke higashikata x reader#josuke smut#giorno giovanna#giorno giovanna x reader#giorno x reader#josuke x reader#giorno giovanna smut#giorno smut#star platinum#star platinum x reader
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This is my first time requesting something uggghh I'm nervous.
Anyways, I think it would be so cute if your wrote how the jojos would confess to their crushes!
i love the way you write so ik you'll do them justice
𝙞 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪
𝘫𝘰𝘫𝘰𝘴 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳
summary: how the jojos confess
notes: THIS TOOK SO LONG MY HAND FELL ASLEEP 😭😭 but really i hope you enjoy it!! i swear i wasn’t being that lazy over easter break
jonathan joestar
i feel like jonathan is the most romantic out of all the jojos
he’d definitely bring you some place nice
like a tree on a hill during sunset
he’d also make it a picnic
after you two talk for a good bit is when he’d speak up
if you agree to his confession he’d let out a sigh of relief, as well as a big grin
6pm, he told you to meet you by the tree where you usually hang out, you adored that tree, it was rural. once you arrived you noticed he was there before you, sitting underneath the tree with a cute little picnic basket beside him. you sat down to his left, he took out some sandwiches you assumed he made and the two of you began eating, quickly falling into your usual banter.
after awhile, he cleared his throat, causing you to look up at him with confusion. “i.. have something i wish to tell you.” he spoke up, he sounded nervous, you had never heard him sound like that before. you perked up, signalling for him to continue. “i have feelings for you, (name). and i hope you’d accept them” you could feel your cheeks heat up, which caused his to do the same.
you nodded, “i do, jojo!” he grinned, a sigh escaping him as relief washed over his entire body. he placed his hand atop of yours, as you both gave eachother an adoring look
joseph joestar
joseph’s a smartass
it definitely starts with him teasing you
then when you ask him why he likes teasing you specifically is when he shuts up
he admits it quite casually
like its nothing
leaving you quite flustered
“c’mon, cutie! give me a smile!” he smirked, he adored the way your eyebrows looked as they furrowed when he spoke. he loved the way your face turned the slightest shade of red and how you tried to hide how he actually got a reaction out of you. he loved it all. “shut up, jojo!” you scoffed, trying to hide the blush that crept up onto your face
“why do you always tease me? why not suzie q?!” you spoke up, you weren’t angry, just genuinely confused. did he like seeing you so angry? he then playfully rolled his eyes. “because i love seeing that look on your face! i mean, who wouldn’t? you’re gorgeous yknow?” you scoffed once more before crossing your arms
“it’s because i love you, (name)! and i know you can’t resist me” he grinned, his usual stupid grin. you looked back over at him. it seemed he was waiting for you to say something to him, instead you placed a small kiss on his cheek. that seemed to finally shut him up
jotaro kujo
it honestly depends on which jotaro
part 3 jotaro isn’t the kinda guy to confess his feelings to you
he’d just hope and pray you had that confidence to speak up first
if you don’t though, and the feeling is getting too much for him to handle he’d trap you in a hotel room and force you to listen to him
very rare to hear more than a few words with him, let alone hear what he FEELS
you sat on the hotel bed, reading a cheap magazine you found in one of the drawers in the bedside table. you were sharing a room with jotaro, you only really shared with him or kakyoin, since you three were the only teenagers with the group. jotaro had just gotten back from being in the bathroom, he sat on the bed to your right.
“(name).” he spoke, his voice soft, yet still with the usual firmness that usually has a grasp over him. you looked over to him, closing the magazine over and placing it beside you on the bed. “yes, jotaro?” he paused, the air seemed different. not the usual feeling you had while rooming with him.
“you’re.. not awful.” his voice was now that of a mumble, as he used the brim of his hat to cover his face. at first you were confused, until it hit you, he was trying to tell you how he felt about you. he just couldn’t get the right words out of his mouth
josuke higashikata (4)
josukes confession is probably the most fun out of them all.
i feel like he’d take you somewhere fun like bowling
you’d be kicking his ass at it
and once you finished up your game and we’re walking home
thats when he’d tell you
and if its cold he might even lend you his coat
you shivered as the two of you walked home after a long day of bowling. you two played about 4 rounds, you won 3/4 of those games, which you were quite proud of. you felt something heavy land across your shoulders, you looked down. josukes coat? you then turned your gaze to him, he seemed to be looking in the opposite direction of you
“thanks, josuke” you spoke up, getting rid of the silence between you too. he hummed, kicking a rock as he walked. “hey, uhh” he paused before speaking up once more. “i gotta tell you something, and don’t get angry at me for saying this!” you chuckled at that, you couldn’t get angry at him
“i.. think i might like you. thats a lie. i know i like you” you pulled his coat closer around you as you grinned, this day seemed to be getting better and better..
giorno giovanna
giorno definitely took you to a fancy restaurant
he is the don, he has that kind of money
he’d probably buy you something fancy too.
he’d just say it outright, like it was something he said everyday
you two sat across from eachother at the fancy restaurant, both of you in your fanciest attire. you two stared at a menu, deciding what to get before the waiter arrived, notebook and pen in hand. once you ordered, and the waiter was gone, giorno looked over at you. he pulled out a tiny box placing it on the table and sliding it over to you
“giorno, no” “i insist, (name)” he interrupted. you sighed, picking up the box and opening it. a necklace lay inside, laced with what you could only assume were real diamonds. you looked up to him in shock. “giorno, i can’t take this..” he shook his head
“you must, you’re the only person i’d want to spend this kind of money on, so please. let me buy you things from now on” he gave a small, meaningful smile towards you, which only made you smile. you took the necklace out of the box, placing it around your neck. “you look stunning, mí amore”
jolyne cujoh
okay. we all know how lesbians are
she’d definitely confess buy playing a song for you, then saying that it reminds her of you
you two would just be in her bedroom
and she’d suggest listening to music
then she’d play the song and say it reminds her of you two
you two sat on jolynes bed, you’d been friends for years, so long in fact, you two had began to develop feelings for eachother. even though everyone around the two of you knew, you two didn’t. “hey.. let’s listen to some music!” jolyne suggested, you nodded. that could be fun, you always enjoyed her music
she grinned, standing up from the bed and heading towards her cd collection. she picked one up, then placed it into the cd player. it took a few seconds for the song to boot up but once it began she then hurried back over to sit beside you in her bed. “what song is it?” you asked, she only grinned at you. “you’ll see”
as the song began to play, it seemed like something jolyne never would’ve usually listened to. you began to recognise the song as time went on, ‘this kiss, by faith hill’ as you began to wonder why she picked this song, she spoke up. “this song, reminds me of us..” her face was slightly red as she spoke
Johnny Joestar
johnny and you were put on a ranch
yous were just together tending to your horses
it was silent, peaceful
that’s when johnny would admit to having feelings for you
it definitely took him awhile to do that
he’s not the most open when it comes to how he feels
you fed your horse, johnny stood beside you, doing the exact same to slow dancer, his horse. it was comfortable, you two enjoyed eachothers company and the silence between you wasn’t awkward in the slightest, at least for you anyways.
johnny was busy thinking about you, he wanted to tell you how he felt, he knew he owed it to you to be honest, but it was just scary. he was afraid of rejection from you. even though he knew deep, deep down that you most likely liked him too
“hey.. (name)?” he finally spoke up, he felt as if his heart was in his throat. you turned to look at him, giving him a hum to continue. “i just wanted to say that i.. like ya, i have for awhile now. i just.. wanted ya to know” he looked away, embarrassed
josuke higashikata (8)
josuke just blurts it out
like its NOTHING
he doesn’t get social cues tbh
it leaves you shocked
like really shocked
you two were probably just sitting in a part when he just says it
you sat on the park bench with josuke, you both had gotten an ice cream, it was a very warm day in morioh, so ice cream was the only solution the two of you had. as you both sat, enjoying your ice cream, you looked over to josuke, who seemed to be enjoying his delicious sweet treat
“isn’t this nice, josuke?” you spoke up, he only nodded enthusiastically, continuing to lick the cone. you chuckled at him, giving him a smile. which seemed to make him stop eating? he stared at you, in an almost creepy way. you’d be creeped out if you didn’t know him
“i’m in love with you” he says, before going back to his ice cream. you stared at him, in shock. “what?” you gave him a confused look, where you dreaming? hallucinating even? did he really just say that to you?
#jjba#jjba x reader#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojos bizarre adventure x reader#jojo’s bizarre adventure x reader#jojos x reader#jjba stone ocean#johnathan joestar x reader#joseph joestar x reader#jotaro kujo x reader#jotaro x reader#josuke higashikata x reader#giorno giovana x reader#jolyne cujoh x reader#jolyne x reader#johnny joestar x reader#gappy higashikata x reader#phantom blood x reader#battle tendency x reader#stardust crusaders x reader#diamond is unbreakable x reader#vento aureo x reader#steel ball run x reader#jojolion x reader#jonathan joestar#joseph joestar#jotaro kujo#josuke higashikata#giorno giovanna
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Rereading Battle Tendency and I'm shocked by how little the fandom discusses the family dynamics. Speedwagon and Erina have different parenting styles, and that has a huge impact on shaping who Joseph is. Joseph was raised to be a little shithead!
Open to read more! 👇

From the very beginning of BT, it's established that Joseph's attitude is VERY different from Jonathan's. We're shown a flashback of Joseph's childhood.
When I first watched jjba, this scene surprised me. Joseph acts so aloof!! But now that I'm rereading it, I think Speedwagon told Joseph not to get involved beforehand. Or, as one of my followers on Bluesky mentioned, Joseph may have been acting like a brat in order to draw the robbers' attention away from Speedwagon.
Joseph snaps when the clothes Erina had given him get ruined. Joseph tells Speedwagon he'd do anything to protect them, as they're the only family he has.

From here on, Speedwagon is shown enabling Joseph's behavior. He's aware of Joseph's temper and bratty habits. But never once do we see Speedwagon scold or reprimand Joseph in any meaningful way, even when he's being reckless.
Speedwagon consistently responds in two ways. Giving Joseph a sideways glance or raising his voice...
"JoJo!" "JoJo..." "🥺" "😨"



In contrast to this... Erina is shown PHYSICALLY reprimanding Joseph when he steps out of line after he jokes about the implications of Speedwagon and Jonathan's relationship / Speedwagon and Erina's relationship (varies by translation)

However, Erina ALSO enables Joseph's behavior. But instead of Speedwagon's method of letting Joseph do whatever he wants, Erina guides Joseph on how to beat up a racist in public with STYLE. Joseph's sense of justice makes him wild & careless, so she teaches him how to stay in control while still doing the right thing.


Erina's background of an upper-class childhood, nursing career / teaching career, and her experience living as a woman in the 19th century shaped how she raised Joseph. Joseph inherited Erina's social intelligence, class, and kindness.
Speedwagon lived the majority of his life in the slums of London and was involved in organized crime. Speedwagon was also an oil tycoon. He's mastered the art of bartering. Joseph "inherited" Speedwagon's rebellious nature, street intelligence, and loyalty.
Joseph has a strong sense of justice, something ALL Joestars inherited from Jonathan.
But that sense of justice is what ultimately killed Jonathan and George. Erina and Speedwagon knew that Joseph was destined to get into trouble.

I believe that Erina and Speedwagon raised Joseph in such a way that he could survive the worst. And he did. Joseph is the only Joestar in the entire series that is shown to live into old age. He survived all that because of Erina and Speedwagon's love for him.

#character analysis#character dynamics#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#phantom blood#battle tendency#stardust crusaders#diamond is unbreakable#joseph joestar#erina pendleton#robert speedwagon#robert e. o. speedwagon#speedwagon#jonathan joestar#george joestar#jonaeri#jonaeriwagon#jonawagon#sniffle sob sob#i love themb....
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May i request...the jojo protags with a reader who basically comes to them crying. As if something horrible happened, but in reality, it was something harmless like a spider LMAO
hahaha totally- thank you for requesting! hope you enjoy and here are the headcannons :3
Jonathan Joestar
The moment he sees you crying, he drops everything and rushes to your side like the true gentleman he is.
“Good heavens! What happened? Are you hurt? Who did this to you?” he asks, full of concern, already preparing to throw hands.
When you hiccup through your sobs and finally tell him it was a spider, he blinks in confusion. “A… spider?”
He lets out a relieved sigh and gives you a warm, comforting hug, gently patting your back.
“I see… Well, don’t worry, I’ll take care of it for you,” he assures, proceeding to carefully relocate the spider outside like the kind soul he is.
Joseph Joestar
“OH MY GOD! WHO DID THIS TO YOU?!” Dramatic and loud, just like you.
He’s already on edge, scanning the area, ready to unleash a Hamon punch on some imaginary attacker.
When you finally blurt out “I-it was a spider!” between sniffles, he stops mid-motion and just… stares at you.
Silence. Then
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH!” He’s exasperated but also laughing.
“Jeez, you really had me worried! Don’t do that again!” But he still squashes the spider for you (after teasing you about it first).
Jotaro Kujo
Sigh. The moment he sees you crying, he’s immediately on alert. “Tch. What happened?”
His eyes narrow, scanning the surroundings for any threats.
You try to explain through sobs, and when the word “spider” finally comes out, he just… stares at you.
He looks at you, looks at the spider, then looks back at you. His soul is tired.
“Yare yare daze… You’re seriously crying over this?”
He ends up getting rid of the spider for you, but not without calling you a “pain in the ass” (softly, though).
Josuke Higashikata
“Oh my God! Babe, what’s wrong?!” Immediate panic mode.
He’s so worried and doesn’t even think- he just hugs you, rubbing your back.
“Who do I need to beat up? Tell me right now!”
The moment you sob out, “It-it was a spider!” his concern turns into disbelief.
“Wait. Wait. A SPIDER? ARE YOU FOR REAL?”
He groans, flops back dramatically, and mutters about how he thought it was something serious. But he’ll still kill the spider for you like the good boyfriend he is.
Giorno Giovanna
Stays completely calm even as you run to him in tears. “What happened?” he asks gently.
He’s mentally preparing for the worst. enemy Stand users, some tragic accident, etc.
“G-Giorno, there’s a s-spider…!”
He blinks. Once. Twice. Then
“Oh.” He’s visibly relieved but doesn’t say anything to make you feel bad. Instead, he calmly finds the spider and… turns it into a butterfly. Problem solved.
“There. It won’t bother you anymore,” he says, patting your head with a small smile.
Jolyne Cujoh
“What?! What happened?!” She’s already in fight mode, fists clenched, ready to throw down.
When you finally tell her it was a spider, she just stares at you.
“You had me thinking you were DYING over a goddamn SPIDER?!”
Absolutely roasts you for it but still deals with the spider because she loves you.
“Next time, just tell me so I don’t have a heart attack, alright?” she huffs, crossing her arms- but you can see she’s still amused.
Johnny Joestar
“Oh shit, what happened?!” Immediate panic, already bracing for the worst.
He’s gripping his hat, breathing heavily, waiting for the bad news.
“…It was a spider.”
He just squints at you like, seriously?
“You’re messing with me, right?”
He sighs dramatically but still flicks the spider away. “You owe me for this. I almost had a damn heart attack.”
Josuke Higashikata (Gappy)
“Huh? Why are you crying?” He’s already super confused.
He’s racking his brain for any possible reason you’d be this upset. Did someone hurt you? Did you remember something tragic?
“A-a spider…”
He just stares. Then slowly tilts his head. “That’s it?”
Softly sighs but then has Soft & Wet remove the spider for you. “There, all gone,” he says with a little smile.
He’ll still give you a hug, though.
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Down - Jay Sean ft. Lil Wayne
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a/n: Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!! I hope that no matter your relationship status you all love and treat yourselves well because you deserve it! I did Lupin the Third and Gang and figured I'd also try my hand at the roster of Jojo characters I write for lol, enjoy~
Reader Asking Various JJBA Characters to Be Their Valentine
Jonathan Joestar
- Instantly flattered, stumbling over his words.
- Jonathan will likely tease you about how it was his job to ask you first..
- However, he will let it slide as long as you let him treat you-
- Treat you to what? Well, a proper Valentine's Day date of course!
- He was going to treat you even before you asked, but now he's definitely got to make the plans and
- It's a gentleman's duty to sweep the object of his affection off their feet, you know!
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
- Speedwagon is rendered speechless.
- Just how in the hell do you manage to be so damn adorable.
- He couldn't say no even if he wanted to, which by no means would he ever turn you down to begin with.
- When he accepts, it's with an abundance of joy that causes him to pick you up and twirl you around effortlessly.
- Speedwagon's mind is reeling over the next steps-
- Where to take you out, what gifts to get you, what flowers you said were your favorite if you had any…
- Speedwagon couldn't wait to spend the special day with you as your special person.
Joseph Joestar
- Well, Duh! That wasn't already a given?
- Besides, even if you didn't ask Joseph–he already assigned himself the role.
- Will definitely rub it in everyone's face
- (especially Caesar if he's in the picture)
- Through all his teasing, Joseph is deep down extremely grateful.
- Joseph feels like the luckiest bastard in the world…
- And he may even tell you that today when you two are alone…
- Expect to spend the entire day with him and him proudly claiming to be “your” Valentine.
Caesar Zeppeli
- Caesar is stunned.
- Much like Jonathan, he feels it's him who should be the one asking you!
- Caesar, of course, accepts your offer full heartedly.
- Somehow, his romanticism goes up by 11, considering it wasn't already there to begin with…
- Of course, he has to seal the romantic union with a kiss-
- Which definitely won’t be the last kiss of the day…
- Caesar has way more where that comes from and more ~
Jotaro Kujo
- Jotaro is speechless…he's never really cared for the holiday…
- He feels you should celebrate your loved ones year around and not just put all your eggs in one basket, so to speak.
- Jotaro doubts you’re being serious…
- But he's known you long enough to see signs of you being nervous and anxious…
- Which you were showing the longer he took to respond properly.
- If it was anyone else, he'd likely ignore them or tell them to leave him alone…
- He quietly accepts as he lowers the brim of his cap over his eyes.
Noriaki Kakyoin
- Huh?
- Kakyoin stumbles with his words, almost pure word vomit.
- W-what does he say? Is just saying yes enough?
- Should he say more? He should probably say more…
- It's okay, his brain is short circuiting from his crush, asking him to be their Valentine.
- After fumbling, he does come out on top and accepts your request…
- Kakyoin can't hide his excitement, though, as he holds your hand, and you're both off to spend the day together.
Jean Pierre Polnareff
- May or may not start tearing up from the sheer overwhelming emotion of love for you.
- Polnareff is so deep in his emotions he may forget to answer the question-
- Although his dramatic response serves as a good reference that his normal answer would be yes.
- Polnareff is quick to sweep you off your feet-princess style as he begins spilling some cheesy romantic lines.
- If you aren't already in a relationship, this is definitely the moment that starts it
- Polnareff will do whatever it takes to be your one and only Valentine for the rest of your life.
Hol Horse
- Hol Horse has been a handful of people's Valentine…
- Yet there was something different when you asked him this year round…
- You and Hol have been friends for awhile, sure you two flirted and had a fun banter going on…
- In fact, Hol almost suspects you of teasing him because of it, if it wasn't for the anxious look on your face.
- He accepts, of course, without any other second thoughts.
- The smile you give him is sweet enough to do him in.
- Yeah, this isn't the first time he's been asked to be someone's Valentine.
- But he can't deny that he hopes he can be yours year round…
Josuke Higashikata
- Josuke has definitely had his fellow classmate or two ask him this.
- While he is flattered, of course, he doesn't really accept anyone…
- This does make you a little nervous to ask yourself, you two were friends, and what if this ruins it?
- When you push through your nerves, Josuke is surprised.
- But only for a minute–
- Of course, he accepts!
- In fact, he's been waiting to see if you'd ask before he had to ask you himself!
- You're annoyed at the shit he gives you–
- But the beaming smiles you give each other is well worth it.
Giorno Giovanna
- Giorno is flattered, so much so he's rendered flustered.
- He never thought he would ever be considered to be someone's Valentine…
- However, if it had to be anyone that asked, he's glad it was you.
- Through his surprise, he does accept your offer–
- You'll likely have to take the lead as to what you two do to celebrate the day and union.
- Giorno has always had feelings for you, but after this, he's come to the full realization.
- He absolutely adores you, and he wants to make sure he's your Valentine every year for years to come.
Bruno Bucciarati
- Bruno tries to shake off the surprise, but he is fairly taken aback.
- He also feels like he should have been the one asking you-
- When he does accept, he admits that he did plan on asking you himself–
- Yet, in the end, he's just content that the feelings were clearly mutual…
- Bruno sets out to treat you and spend the rest of the day with you.
- He may not have got to ask you, but he will make up for it with actions instead…
- Bruno will never hear the end of it from the gang, but he can't care less.
- As long as your hand was in his and your smile was caused by him, Bruno wanted nothing more.
Jolyne Cujoh
- (the fact you're attempting this knowing Anasui could pop up anywhere is honestly pretty daring, you have my respect)
- Jolyne is surprised.
- Granted if it was anyone else, she would likely ignore them, like her father would–
- Yet, she does care about you a lot..
- Plus, Jolyne does think it's pretty sweet thst you asked her out of everyone else…
- Her cheeks are dusted a soft pink, but she does accept.
- There's not too much you two can do locked up-
- But spending the day with one of the few people you care about the most–there's really nothing better than that.
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Awwwww :3
Typical joseph
Imagine your F/O hugging a pillow and pretending it's you to fall asleep.
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Hi!! May I please request some headcanons for the Jojos with an s/o that acts like doppio?
Yes, of course!! (Can y'all tell who my favorite jojos are? lol) I had to think about this one, too, because I'm not sure which aspect of doppio's personality you wanted me to convey in the reader.
I just picked up on how he's polite, sorta clumsy, sorta weird, and is always getting himself into dangerous predicaments. Honestly, part 5 didn't give much about him away aside from him being an important plot device. I'm also assuming the reader is a stand user, and a member of whatever respective group each jojo belongs to.
Jojos with an S/O who acts like Doppio!
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Jonathan Joestar -
He finds your weirdness endearing, but he worries about how clumsy you can be sometimes. He really loves how sweet you are and feels you're very polite and respectable. He's such a gentleman. When you inevitably end yourself up in a bad situation, he does his best to keep you safe and get you out of it.
Joseph Joestar -
He's a little puzzled by you initially. He assumes you're not very smart because of your demeanor and how you always seem slightly confused. He gets accustomed to your strange ways pretty quickly, though. Honestly, HE'S probably the one getting the both of you into trouble, rather than it just occuring to you. He's quite clumsy himself, too, so you and him match each other's energy.
Jotaro Kujo -
Whenever you fall or get yourself hurt on accident in a fight, he acts like he's just annoyed at you. The poor guy is FREAKING OUT on the inside, though. As stoic as he is on the outside, he's so worried about you and he cares a lot. He just doesn't know how to say it, so he utters a typical "good grief" whenever you get yourself into an unsafe situation and does what he can to fix it. He'd totally throttle anyone who made fun of you for being a bit of a weirdo, too. Also, he can't take how nice you are to him. Most people who are attracted to him are just annoying fangirls, so the way you treat him like your equal and speak to him like he's actually someone you respect, rather than some kind of weird high school celebrity like his "fangirls" do, is a real breath of fresh air for him.
Josuke Higashikata -
Oh, this boy. Bless his heart. You stress him out so bad. He adores how sweet you are towards him, but he's constantly worried about you and you make him extra grateful that he has a stand with healing powers, considering the sheer amount of times you've ended up injured unintentionally, even outside of stand fights. All of his friends are really odd people (which I guess is to be expected, considering they're all highschoolers), so he doesn't mind your quirks at all. He's glad you're a little bit of a weirdo, because you get along with the rest of the duwang gang so well.
Giorno Giovanna -
Even though you're prone to getting into trouble, he trusts you to keep yourself safe enough. He knows that under how air-headed and naïve you seem, you're very smart and you can get yourself out of a pinch when you really need to. You're a very valuable member of the team, having had some pretty good ideas while on the mission to hunt down the boss. He was low-key kind of startled by how recklessly violent and frustrated you can be when you get into the heat of battle, though. He's very impressed by you and he really loves the way your brain works.
Johnny Joestar -
Worried and confused. He doesn't know what to do with you. He just kind of lets you be yourself and do whatever it is that you do, but he'd be really anxious when you got yourself hurt or most likely ended up falling off your horse at one point (much to Gyro's amusement). If we're being honest, you're a good match for Johnny, since he's kind of an asshole. When other people first meet the two of you, it's like when you go visit your aunt and she keeps insisting that her mean old cat hissing at you in the corner of the room is actually really sweet when he gets used to you. You're very outwardly friendly, and he's very outwardly skeptical and "mind your own business and leave us alone"-y. You balance him out very well.
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Howdy everybody. We’re now going to hop to another Part 1 character that I like from JoJo. I’ll talk about Part 1 and 2 for him, so there’s some diversity.
Robert E.O. Speedwagon
Alright! Where to begin? I say his introduction was pretty neat, having the setting to be in a street, Ogre Street to be more exact. Definitely looks like a guy that could kick your butt with techniques and everything.
I mean, having a razor hat? That’s radical. He’s prepared for anything, man. The fact that he struck Jonathan with it, and he was still fine was kinda wild to me when I first watched Phantom Blood.
Speedwagon is definitely one of my favorite Jobros, because he’s so supportive of Jonathan and did whatever he could to help him out, and even Zeppeli. I remembered one scene where Zeppeli’s arm froze by Dio, and Speedwagon tried helping him by using the heat from his own body. Like…he’s such a good lad.
This scene was awesome too. Like, this is the scene where I thought it was the end of Phantom Blood at first sight because the fact that Dio “died”. Speedwagon saw that Jonathan was in danger, so he tried to take care of him.
Speedwagon is very righteous, and the fact he can “smell out” between good or bad is such a neat gimmick. I honestly have this thing too where if I’m around a person, I can get a general vibe from them, and see if I should remain around them or not.
The fact that Speedwagon is the only person not wielding Hamon or any superpower, and just uses weapons is unique to me. Like he can still fend himself because he has to, he’s been in the streets so he constantly fights. Bet you that he got his scar from a street fight too. He fight off a zombie and does just swell.
And lastly, a bit about Part 2 Speedwagon. He’s now a businessman, and does well in the oil industry and later in the Speedwagon Foundation. Like, he’s helped out Joseph Joestar too as a teen, and as an adult. Speedwagon’s death is so significant, because in some shape or form, the Speedwagon Foundation always helped the Joestars. He might’ve been a rich man at this time, but a very good hearted rich man. Something I truly respect from him.
In my opinion, Speedwagon is loved by so many people. There’s nothing to despise about him, he’s just a street lad who did his best in life, supported those he cared for, and carried on that kindness towards the Joestar Bloodline.
Thank you for reading, the next part will be a Part 2 character. ;p
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Hello! I hope you are doing well! If possible, may I please request some Jojo headcanons for Jonathan, Erina, and DIO with an S/O who has a stand that, much like [The World], has the ability to stop Time and… they use it for the most mundane of purposes? Like, no evil plans or anything, they just use it to help them out perhaps? Like if their missing something, they suddenly have it in their hands, etc? Also, I love the idea of non-stand users just meeting a stand user, DIO is there because he’s… DIO lmao.
My first and last ever JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure request! So, let’s do it! Phantom Blood characters. Def favs were Phantom Blood and Battle Tenacity! Joseph is my hero! Thank you dearly
Joestar Jonathan

Jonathan is just shocked and so fascinated… Simple as that; nothing more, nothing less. Are you magic? No. He saw you just sitting there and now, there is a water bottle in your hands from literally nothing? How is that possible!
Jonathan is so intrigued by your ‘invisible hands’ that he asks questions. How does it work? Is it magic? Is it psychic? Can anybody get such abilities? Is it like vampirism? He becomes a curious, cute little child as his blue eyes sparkle with hope to learn
Jonathan won’t ever try make you do anything you don’t want but he would be interested to see your invisible hands fight and he even tries to touch your STAND. He simply encourages you and compliments you about your amazing ability in the STAND! You have additional greatness, alongside your amazing personality
Jonathan is mainly just so interested and curious to learn more about a STAND user, everything they haven to offer
Pendleton Erina

Erina is frightened by how you’ll be in one spot before she blinks but once she does, you’re somewhere else. She can’t be seeing things! That’s impossible… so what are you doing? She is kinda too shy to ask about it but the way she acts, it’s obvious she wants to
Erina wonders if this magical ability of yours is dangerous or not as you insist to her it’s harmless whilst making a object ‘float’ in midair. She can’t see it… so what are you referring to? She does believe you as you speak, but at the same time, she just wants to see this creature you have described to her herself
Erina is such a polite girl. So, she keeps most of her questions to herself and she tries to keep out of the way of your STAND but if you have it pick her up from falling over, she will be frightened by the invisible hands but thankful to your own kindness. If you let her, she’ll try touch your STAND
Erina may be a bit suspicious about such a existence, but she does believe you and would love to learn more about a STAND user
DIO
DIO cannot believe your STAND is so much like his The World that he is completely interested in you straight away. You can stop time as well? He must know exactly the limits and abilities of your time-stopping STAND to figure out how it ties to The World
DIO is annoyed by how you don’t use your STAND for the right reasons but for such nonsensical reasons. STANDS are built for battle and you’re using your extremely powerful one to do such mundane tasks since you proclaim; “it is more comfortable for you”. Don’t be such a moron!
DIO may have a matching ability to yours but not even he can predict nor notice you using the time stop. You’ll be somewhere as he turns away then you’ll be gone from the room when he turns back. DIO knows to always be ready as your STAND and The World can openly clash
DIO knows of STAND users but a STAND user with the same ability as his has his undivided attention and fascination
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Round 1


Propaganda Under Cut
Erina Pendleton
Erina is SO MUCH MORE than just a "Generic Love Interest" that was brought in the story to continue the bloodline after everything that happens (and it's made abundantly clear time and time and TIME AGAIN that she means everything to Jonathan, to a point that she was his exact reason to standing up against Dio for the first time) but without fail she's only ever allowed to be the supportive best friend. Or a wingman for Jonathan and whoever he's being shipped with. Or simply supposed to sit there and allow her husband to have a male lover (the amount of posts I've seen of ppl using the excuse that 'it was very common back in the Victorian Era for men to keep male lovers that their wives were aware of and quietly accepted so it isn't a stretch to say that Erina and Jonathan wouldn't be the same--especially given how progressive she's written". Or of course my favorite when they completely erase her from the narrative and pretends she doesn't exist Jonathan's got their son for some reason, but nope she ain't there!
a lot of times ppl who ship her CANON HUSBAND jonathan joestar with speedwagon will put her on the back burner of HER OWN CANON RELATIONSHIP in favor of propping up jonawagon, to the point where 90% of the archive for jonawagon/jonawagon(eri) is either erina giving jonathan and speedwagon consent to be happy together while she acts like a #LoveIsLove wingman OR they'll have the audacity to write fics where erina comforts speedwagon at HER HUSBAND'S FUNERAL
Our hero’s hot wife who was the first (and arguably) only person to give him the emotional support he needed. She’s the only person who never expects him to fulfill some mythical role, she just loves him for who he is. She’s been his best friend and the love of his life since he was 12 years old. When it comes to hero/sidekick ship, she’s forced to be a wing woman for her own husband, either nobly letting him go or peacefully agreeing to an open relationship but only for him!!! She gets nothing out of it, she’s just a good Victorian wife who is “ahead of her time”. Usually, just so she can provide a womb so that the hero/sidekick can be dads and she can conveniently be offscreen. OR she’s written as a lesbian in order to completely and “justifiably” take her out of the equation but there’s a.) no other woman in her vicinity to even ship her with b.) there’s vaguely some faceless, nameless woman we’re meant to assume she’s pursuing, not even a real OC for her.
Suzi Q
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All she's literally ever done is have a few cute exchanges with Joseph and be a sweetheart in the short time we get to see her following her minor introduction, clearly cementing some sort of playful attraction between the two and without fail she's consistently bombarded with extreme mischaracterization to make her seem vapid and cruel (and occasionally homophobic but like in a Completely Oblivious Dumb Blonde way), that she's nothing more than a gold digger who wanted to marry rich, that Joseph only married her because "he lost his actual soulmate and had to settle for her", and that it was HER fault that Joseph cheated on her decades into their marriage. Frankly, everyone who makes jokes at Suzi Q's expense regarding the cheating scandal aren't as funny as they think they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Literally all she’s ever done is be adorable and marry the hero and people either dismiss her completely or demonize her. She’s often ignored or made to play wing woman for the hero/sidekick ship OR she’s a horrible gold digger who only wants the hero for his money and/or she was only ever just a consolation prize for him when he couldn’t be with his sidekick. She also gets blamed for her husband having an affair. People like to say that she wasn’t good enough for him and could never replace his sidekick and that clearly he never REALLY loved her and it’s her fault for never measuring up. Her husband’s infidelity aside, she stayed married to that man for at least 60 years and canonically says she always believes in him and trusts him to save the day and yet people wanna say she doesn’t care about him. Or call her stupid for never imagining that her husband would cheat on her. The victim blaming gets really gross.
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