#joséphine jobert

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Some of the MENA actresses suggested for Trillian Astra based on 6DOSW’s episode of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, all of whom were active in 2005 when the film was released. Trillian was portrayed by white actresses in the television series and movie, however the book described her as “slim, darkish, humanoid, with long waves of black hair, a full mouth, an odd little knob of a nose and ridiculourly brown eyes; [with] her red head scarf knotted in that particular way and her long flowing silky brown dress she looked vaguely Arabic”.

Freema Agyeman

Sarah Shahi

Necar Zadegan

Golshifteh Farahani

Zaraah Abrahams

Zuleikha Robinson

Athena Karkanis

Sofia Boutella

Leïla Bekhti

Joséphine Jobert

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Alek Wek

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Joyeux anniversaire Joséphine ♥️

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Farewell Neville? All change on St Marie?

With one episode to go, it seems DI Neville Parker (Ralf Little) is leaving St Marie. Newly returned DS Florence Cassell (Joséphine Jobert) unable to leave the island of St Auguste before Nevill boards his plane out in the lowest key ever departure from Death in Paradise. Or is it… what about the TO BE CONTINUED? Series 13 so far We’ve had a surprise departure for Marlon (Tahj Miles), the…

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Joséphine Jobert as Florence Cassell DEATH IN PARADISE | Season 13, Episode 8

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Hudson and Rex S02E10 - The French Connection

The episode from which I found out that there are some islands close to Canada that belong to France somehow. And apparently now there's also a crime show set in those islands?

From Wikipedia: Saint-Pierre is a Canadian police procedural television series, slated to premiere in the 2024–25 season on CBC Television. The series stars Alan Hawco as Donny "Fitz" Fitzpatrick, a police officer with the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary; after one of his investigations gets uncomfortably close to the corruption of a powerful local politician, he is exiled to the French territory of Saint-Pierre and Miquelon, where he partners with local police officer Geneviève "Arch" Archambault (Joséphine Jobert) to to solve local crimes.

Now, wait a second. That's about half the plot of this Hudson and Rex episode!

Anyway, on to the episode.

A girl carrying baguettes on a bicycle???

"I hope he's not some pretentious Godard-quoting chain smoker." Just once, look around before you speak.

I got you now, mister Black Coffee. That's more milk than what I put in my latte.

We've already established some of the most popular stereotypes for French and Canadian people. Valerie is already snobbish and Charlie has already apologized once.

While on duty?

Oh my god his face when the dude spits out the gin in the spit bucket lmao

I like many kinds of drinks but I admit that gin leaves me uninterested. I don't know what it is about it.

Well, hello there, Aaron Ashmore, twin brother of Shawn Ashmore. For anyone who doesn't know, this not the guy who's on The Rookie, but he is the guy who was on Killjoys, with Mayko Nguyen.

People keep handing Valerie drinks and Charlie keeps saying "we're on duty". Just give up.

Why does he look so happy to be digging through trash???

Claire just said that there's no law against lying to the police. What?

Valerie, when you doubt Charlie, it's funny. When you doubt Sarah and Rex, you sound like a twat.

Well, don't sound so proud about it.

"You're more comfortable with dogs than people". Probably, but that's because people are often twats.

Charlie's face is pure comedy in this episode. So funny.

Sarah gets to go undercover AND drink gin. Well, if we call that drinking.

She says "you guys" but only looks at Charlie. You're not even subtle.

Charlie: Oh, hell to the no. This is a trap.

Valerie is not wrong here. That's gross, not to mention unsanitary. He'd put so much milk in it that it must have gone bad by now. And judging by his reaction when he takes a sip, it probably has. Never drink coffee with dairy that's been left out for more than two hours, folks.

I only wish I could capture the following scene with Sarah and Jesse competing on who's going to deliver the new evidence that they have found out. But I think Sarah's "I'll fucking murder that twink" face is very telling.

Now, cognac, I like. Although, according to google, the most expensive cognac is Henri IV, not V. I'm sure they've written that intentionally. The real cognac is worth up to 2 million dollars, by the way. People are crazy.

Charlie does not understand any of this and to be honest, neither am I. Any bottle of wine that costs more than 20 Euros is a scam. Any clear alcohol like whiskey, gin, rum, vodka, that costs more than 50 Euros is also a scam.

"No CCTV cameras anywhere. You might say that it's the perfect place for murder". I don't remember a lot of cases outdoors that were solved by watching CCTV cameras either way. Which makes sense. I mean, how many CCTV cameras does a city like St. John's need?

This is such a funny episode, really.

We must do this at least once in any Rex adaptation. I bet it's in the contracts lol

Joe: *counts* One [Valerie], two [Charlie], *skips Jesse* three of you [Rex] are going on a trip. lol poor Jesse.

*tries to speak French and gets guns pointed at him* Come on, it wasn't that bad, was it? (Yes, I'd have put that line in there if I could.)

That's why he'll move soon!

The chase scene was good too.

Ugh, Valerie has her finger on the trigger. No.

Joe: "Can anyone explain to me why I was asked to comp a 300 dollar cognac bill?" Justice isn't cheap, Superintendent. Although for that many bottles... I mean, I can't find cognac that cheap here.

We had whiskey glasses in S1, what the hell happened?

Well, I enjoyed that. I didn't remember it was such a funny episode. And I maxed out the image limit again.

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Do you think you'll tell him when you get back? I don't know. Maybe.

Florence Cassell (Joséphine Jobert) and Darlene Curtis (Ginny Holder) in DEATH IN PARADISE | 13.07 (2024)

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Who have you always wanted to edit into padding but haven't gotten around to?

Oh that's a good question and it took me a while to think of someone, but yeah, Joséphine Jobert from Death in Paradise. I have two images of her that I want to edit, but I keep getting distracted

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Hiya, can I please get alt fcs for Danielle Panabaker? I just saw her share a post about the kidnapped Israeli’s by hamas, she has turned off all comments and not posted anything else so im very uncomfortable using her as an fc right now, thank you

Tala Ashe (1984) Iranian.

Troian Bellisario (1985) African-American, Louisiana Creole [African, French, English] / Italian, Serbian.

Janet Montgomery (1985)

Nathalie Kelley (1985) Argentinian, Peruvian [Quechua, possibly other].

Joséphine Jobert (1985) French, Sephardi Jewish, Spanish / Martiniquais, Spanish, African, and likely Chinese.

Alyssa Diaz (1985) Colombian, Mexican, Irish.

Katrina Law (1985) Taiwanese / German, Italian.

Jenna Coleman (1986)

May Calamawy (1986) Jordanian, Palestinian / Egyptian.

Italia Ricci (1986)

Leighton Meester (1986)

Shelley Hennig (1987)

Anna Hopkins (1987)

Elizabeth Henstridge (1987)

Melanie Liburd (1987) Afro Kittian / English.

Melissa O'Neil (1988) Hongkonger / Irish, possibly other.

Candice Patton (1988) African-American.

Jacqueline Sato (1988) Brazilian [Japanese, Unspecified Indigenous, White].

Anushka Sharma (1988) Uttar Pradesh and Garhwali Indian.

Nichole Sakura (1989) Japanese / Irish.

Jane Levy (1989) Ashkenazi Jewish / English, more distant Irish and Scottish.

Hannah John-Kamen (1989) Nigerian / Norweigan.

Phillipa Soo (1990) Chinese / English, Scottish, Irish, Scots-Irish/Northern Irish.

Here you go, anon! I unfollowed her after she posted about the attack being "unprovoked" so I'm sad she's not educating herself and turned off her comments.

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APRIL Celebrity Birthdays & Events

All Month Long: Autism Awareness Month | Black Women's History Month 

April Birthdays

Aries Stars (Mar 21-Apr 19) 1: Cece Show 2: Nikki Perkins, Amber Gray 3: Catherine Lough Haggquist, Jaimi Gray, Sarah Jeffery, Young MA 4: Lorraine Toussaint, Jill Scott, Khadi Don, Maya Angelou 6: Simona Brown, Lauren Ridloff 7: Billie Holiday 8: Skai Jackson, Femi Taylor 9: Jazmine Sullivan, Bianca Belair, Keshia Knight Pulliam, Tanerélle 10: Dana Heath, Jasika Nicole, April Weeden-Washington, Zuri Adele 11: Anita-Joy Uwajeh, Summer Walker 12: Imani Lewis, Janee Michelle, Retta, Suzzanne Douglas, Tracy Camilla Johns 13: Marci T. House, Precious Mustapha 14: Da Brat 15: Ester Dean, Samira Wiley 16: Valarie Rae Miller, Kron Moore, Ebony Obsidian, Tanya Moodie, Jojo T. Gibbs

Taurus Stars (Apr 20-May 20) 21: Gugu Mbatha-Raw  24: Francheska (Hey Fran Hey), Reagan Gomez Preston, Jeanta Godlock, Joséphine Jobert 25: Gina Torres, Jayden Rey, Leyna Bloom 26: Debra Wilson 27: Lizzo 28: Aleisha LaNaé Allen, Simbi Khali, Cheslie Kryst, Madge Sinclair 29: Shahadi Wright Joseph, A'zaria Carter, Jo Martin 30: Jemima Osunde

April Events: 

African American Women's Fitness Month | Celebrate Diversity Month | National Deaf History Month (March 13 to April 15) | National Minority Health Month | Sexual Assault Awareness Month | Stress Awareness Month 

1. ANNOUNCEMENT: WE DO NOT CELEBRATE APRIL FOOL’S DAY HERE, Personal Day of Rest | 2: World Autism Day | 9: Unicorn Day | 11-17: Black Maternal Health Week | 16: Emancipation Day | National Cat Lady Day | 22: Earth Day | 24-30: Lesbian Visibility Week | 26: Lesbian Visibility Day, Alien Day | 28: Superhero Day

30: Black Femme Character Dependency Anniversary: 

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Inédit : "Meurtres dans le Cantal" sur France 3 samedi 2 décembre 2023 avec Alexandre Varga et Joséphine Jobert

http://dlvr.it/SzW2BJ

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Swynrpwrimo 2023 - Task #30 - part 2

SWYNRP Character Wishlist: A list of 10+ characters you’d like to see in the RP - Characters Mak wants to play edition

I need y’all to pick some of these characters up before I do pls

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1. Lyria from Tinkerbell Fairies franchise with a Jodie Whittaker FC

So my idea for her is nothing like her skeleton but!!!! I love it so much!!!! Her app has been DONE for over two years!!!! I just need to find the right time get her.

2. Aphrodite from Hercules with an Anitta FC

So honestly this character is so well formed in my head. She’s from Avalor (our first Lusophone Avaloran, the rest are primarily Spanish-speakers), she was a Pachamama rebel fighter against the dictatorship before coming to Swynlake, and before the civil war was an actress and pop star! Her name is legit Afrodite bc that’s the Portuguese spelling of Aphrodite. I just wanna iron out a few things in her story before I get her.

3. Imelda Rivera from Coco possibly with a Coty Camacho FC

But I’d really want a Hector if I did so. But UGH I have an idea for herrrrr. She’s honestly such a Mak character

4. Vee Hauntley with a Chloe Hayden FC

And if I HC Vee is my immortal autistic honey like this awesome gorgeous smiley autistic FC? What of it?

5. Fairy Gary possible FCs include: Gao Weiguang, Ryan Gosling, Omar Metwally, , Ian Anthony Dale, Michiel Huisman

I think this would be SUCH a neat opportunity to play with the fairy lore we have regarding the family and how the one big family no-no is having children outside of your Promise. But I'd LOVE to play him with the character who is his illegitimate half-fairy half-human child around, and potentially with a character that's either his Actual wife and/or one that's his legitimate child bc THE DRAMAAAAA Y'ALL. Can be any characters already fairies or we can make characters fairies that aren't already! So if aaaaaanybody is at all interested in this plot, hit me up!!! Let's plot it!

6. Lady Rebekah Alhadeff from Elena of Avalor with a Joséphine Jobert FC

Look. I’m just a slut for Avalor, okay.

7. Rama from The Jungle Book with a Sendhil Ramamurthy FC or a Sidharth Malhotra FC depending on how old I made him

Okay so those of y’all around forever ago may remember when Kiara was here, I had Rama and Raksha with her. But tbh…I feel like that time around I came in at the middle of their story and I’d LOVE to take another crack at them from the start with someone! As either Rama OR Raksha! So I’m giving my top FC idea for both

8. Raksha from The Jungle Book with a Kriti Sanon FC possibly

See above.

9. Jasmine from Aladdin possibly with a Yasmine Al-Bustami FC?

I’m trash for worldbuilding! I created Avalor I’d get to create Agrabah! Eeeee!

10. Ember Lumen possible FC include: Song Yuqi, Zhao Lusi, Sun Zhenni, Pat Chayanit Chansangavej, Imada Mio, Uchinaga Aeri (Giselle), Komatsu Nana, Mint Ranchrawee, Prilly Latuconsina, Lee Sung-kyung, Kim Yong-ji

But I'd want at least one of her parents maybe too :3

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Saint-Pierre — Joséphine Jobert's new show

Saint-Pierre — Joséphine Jobert's new show

DS Florence Cassell may have left St Marie in series 13 of Death in Paradise, but Joséphine Jobert will return to the Atlantic to the real location of Saint-Pierre et Miquelon (far North from the Caribbean). Coming to CBC in winter 2025, Saint-Pierre stars Jobert, alongside James Purefoy and Allan Hawco. What’s Saint-Pierre about? It’s more than a little like a Canadian version of Death In…

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Joséphine Jobert

Actrice et chanteuse française

Joséphine Jobert est une actrice et chanteuse française, née le 24 avril 1985 à Paris. Elle est notamment connue pour avoir joué dans les séries jeunesses Nos années pension de 2007 à 2009 et Foudre de 2007 à 2011. De 2013 à 2014, elle fait partie de la distribution de Sous le soleil de Saint-Tropez. 

Date/Lieu de naissance: 24 avril 1985  Paris

Parents: Veronique Mucret Rouveyrollis, Charles Jobert

Cousines: Eva Green, Elsa Lunghini, Joy Green

Taille: 1,68 m

Joséphine Jobert as DS Florence Cassell in Death in Paradise, season 5 episode 3 “Posing in Murder” (2016)

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Death in Paradise Season 8 Review

Series Title: Death in Paradise Season: 8 Episodes: 8 Discs: 2 Network: BBC Cast: Ardal O’Hanlon, Joséphine Jobert, Tobi Bakare, Don Warrington, Shyko Amos DVD: Widescreen DVD (R1, NTSC) This review includes spoilers for Season 8 of Death in Paradise. Death in Paradise is a long-running cozy-style mystery set on the fictional Caribbean Island of Saint Marie (really Guadeloupe). I found…

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We were a little delayed finishing the Christmas episode of death in paradise because we had to keep pausing it but the ending has me like: