#joothis

[aurkitnarulaoge]

Things my friend group has said that made me question my life choices:

*imitating Daya bhabhi* "He Ma Majati!!... Bhala kare pitaji..."

"Bhagwan bhi banane ka copyright nahi leta, maa-baap to phir bhi insaan hain."

"Nark me maroge." "Yamraj se flirt kar lenge."

"Titanic kaise dubi thi?... dub dub dubbak dub."

"Haye rama ye kya kya hua kyu— muskaan joothi hai~~"

*to english teacher* "Roz roz kyu chale aate ho ma'am?"

*to our physics teacher* "aye haye chunri teri lageni gulabi sharara"

"Bas college degree mil jaye— phir ek amir bap ki aulad ko dhamkake shaadi kar leni hai maine"

*to class topper* "Tu to bewajah badnam hain, ye physics wali to zyada pakati hain."

*to English teacher* "Principal se taarif dilwaenge to games doge?"

"Bas ek bar MLA ban jana hain." "Kyun?" "Wo lal batti wali gadi ke andar parde kaise lagate hai dekhna tha."

"Drugs ka dhandha karenge. Paison se science degree khareedkar chief minister ban jaege— main Kerela ki tu Tamil Nadu ki." "Ghar se bohot door nhi padega?" "Helicopter helicopter~~"

"Aao kabhi haveli pe."

"Padhai? Wo kya hai?"

"Johnny Johnny?" "Yes papa?" "Doing drugs?" "Yes papa." "Tabhi gender nhi bta pa raha mera baccha..."

"Jaanwar janwar mat kr fir katungi to rona ayega."

"<name> mera bhai hain. Desh ka sipahi hain. Bolo mere saath <insert gaaliyaan>"

"Abe <censor> ki <censor> ki <censor> <censor> ke <censor> <censor> <censor> ke choohe!!! Himmat hain to samne aakr bol!!!"

"Bottle mein daaru bhar kr aate ho kya? Ye kaisi harkatein kar raho ho?" "Dekha? Ishiliye sasti lene ke liye mna kiya tha."

"He bhagwaan hai kaha re tu?"

*to maths teacher* "Bas ek aur baar wo question repeat kar do to bell baj jayegi."

*to bio teacher* "nanna re nanna re nanna re na na re class me mat aana class me mat aana~~"

*in basketball court* *to boys* "half court ki line de hi u-turn le lo aaj hum 3X3 khel rahe hain."

*leaving class to go home* "Itni khgushi... itni khgushi mujhe aaj tak nhi hui— are hamari prem bhai kidhar gayi?"

"HAMARE JAISA BOLO!!! BOLNA SEEKHO!!! BHUKH ANDOLAN KARO!!!"

"Dono taraff pahadon ka vaas hain."

"Chemistry ab nhi hota. Chalo sanyaas lete hain. Sab apna apna katora leke aana."

"Gaaliyon aur song lyrics yaad karne me phd ki hai."

Etc. Etc.

[kyorru]

i told my mom to use my name if she wants to make a joothi kasam and she took it so seriously she was so mad

[mad-who-ra]

Shraddha’s outfits in Tu Joothi Mein Makkar though-

[istoleherheart-3008]

Joothi kasme

Joothe wade

Mujhe inglis mein ratta kar

Kaaha chaldi kaha chaldiiii

[shortansweet]

They're watching tu joothi me maakar abh rip my sleep

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Famous Local Markets and Shopping in Himachal

Shopping is always interesting if you are a person who loves to go to different shops and buy the things of your choice.

The best thing about Himachal Pradesh is that this state attracts people of all ages and economic as well as aesthetic preferences.

There are a lot of things you can buy at Famous Local Markets where you visit while on the trip.

You should discover places to visit in Himachal Pradesh that redefine shopping.

Popular Markets to Visit

Markets of Himachal Pradesh offer great shopping opportunities for tourists. They can buy all types of traditional items, like clothes, food items, jewelry, and other accessories. Most himachal tour packages include popular markets in their itinerary.

They can take home superb souvenirs in the form of exclusive items. Let us explore some of the famous markets where you can shop.

Manu Market Manali

Manu Market of Manali is the best street market where you get traditional items from Himachal Pradesh. This is a small market located near the Bus Stand of Manali.

You can find a large number of shops selling all types of Himachal and Tibetan artifacts.

There are several food shops also where you can taste homemade doughnuts, momos and sausages, cheese croissants, noodles, thupka, and many more items.

The Mall Shimla

Your trip to Shimla is incomplete without going to Mall Road.  It is flooded with Handlooms items, handicrafts, Bakery items, fresh fruits, and fresh fruits items.

Kotwaali Bazaar McLeod Ganj

Kotwaali Bazaar of McLeod Ganj is another popular street market in Himachal Pradesh. You will be amazed by the variety of things there.

Different types of statues of Buddha, such as Sleeping Buddha, Health Buddha, and Peace Buddha.

McLeod Ganj has numerous shops where you can find traditional clothes and other accessories.

Gandhi Chowk, Dalhousie

Dalhousie is called the “Switzerland of India”. If you are going there, then you should go to the clustered shops in the Gandhi Chowk Area of Dalhousie.

You can shop in the Tibetan Market where you find ample stock of handicrafts, bags, shoes, jewelry, dolls, carpets, rugs, and many other Tibetan artifacts.

Shopping from the street markets of Himachal Pradesh would definitely be a memorable experience.

Handicrafts and Souvenirs

Himachal Pradesh is quite rich in art and culture. Not only local artists but migrated artists from neighboring states have also enriched the cultural landscape of the state.

The most famous thing of Himachal is the art of carpet making. The market is full of variety. You can get intricately embroidered Kashmiri carpet with floral designs.

The geometrically patterned Kullu rug is another type that will attract you. Kanga carpets are famous for their miniature-inspired designs.

These carpets are priced according to the complexity of the artwork and the material they are made from.

Some exclusive varieties of carpets are lamb wool carpets and carpets made from Yak wool. They will take a bohemian touch to your home.

Your Himachal Pradesh trip is incomplete without buying exquisitely beautiful carpets in the State.

Other things that you can buy in Himachal Pradesh are miniature painting, Thangka making, metalwork, or artistry in wood.

The handkerchiefs of Chamba are woven over on both sides with mirror effect images. The headscarves of Chamba are also famous for their stunning beauty.

You can also have a pair of intricately designed dry grass slippers or Kinnauri Joothis in your collection.

Local Clothing and Woolens

The climate of Himachal Pradesh is very cold, therefore, it requires people to wear heavy woolen items, such as shawls, caps, mufflers, and pullovers.

Every place in Himachal Pradesh is unique and different. It has specialties and that is the reason every tourist finds something or other.

Shawls are an all time favorite.  In the northern part of the state, you find Kashmiri stitch shawls.

They are usually white, or cream-based, but the entire body is filled with intricate flowers of bright colors.

But if you search for colored shawls, then it is possible to find them in the other parts of the state. These shawls have birds and fruits embroidered on them.

If you are going to Kinnaur then the best thing is to buy cute and colorful Kinnauri topis.

Fresh Produce and Spices

Himachal Pradesh is not only famous for its breathtaking scenery and landscapes, but also for its delectable cuisine. You can find unique flavors and aromas that will certainly tantalize your taste buds.

The state is home to many spice plantations where you can buy several aromatic herbs and spices.

A spice tour in Himachal Pradesh will take you on a journey through the valleys and villages where you can see the cultivation, harvesting, and processing of these spices.

Cardamom is often referred to as the "Queen of Spices".  it is grown in the higher altitudes of the state.

Asafoetida, known as hing is a resinous gum. It is extracted from the Ferula plant.

Ginger is a versatile spice, which is widely used in Himachali cooking. It adds a warm, earthy flavor and aroma to dishes like soups, gravies, and curries.

Turmeric is not only a spice but also a natural dye. It is widely used in Himachali cuisine for its earthy flavor. It also adds colors to dishes.

Bargaining Tips and Tricks

Well, like any other market in the world, there is always a chance to save a few bucks in these markets of Himachal Pradesh.

You need to follow these tips and tricks.

Try to find shops where there are fixed prices. Then compare the product price of the same article in other shops. If you can get a better price, then grab the opportunity.

Always try to offer a price that is half of the original price proposed by the shopkeeper. Thus, you will have room to bargain.

The goods in Himachal Pradesh offer a unique blend of traditional workmanship and modern flare.

Are you planning to book any of the himachal tour packages from Mumbai? Now you have detailed information on local markets in Himachal Pradesh.

[mannythougths]

Kehne ko toh kuch nai

Par keh lene do

Khichad pe jo pau rakh kar

Nishan bane hai use

Use seh lene do

Kehne ko toh kuch nai

Par vo joothi baate keh lene do

Voh khichad ko dariye ki ret bata lene do

[annoyingbitch83]

JOOTHI LIARRRRRRRRR

[mashedqueens]

[fanficparker]

Bheegi bheegi sadkon pe main

Tera intezaar karun

Dheere dheere dil ki zameen ko

Tere hi naam karun

Khudko main yoon kho doon

Ke phir na kabhi paaun

Haule haule zindagi ko

Ab tere hawaale karun...

Not me missing haz quite badly 😢😢😢 all those edits just reminded me something 🤧🤧

-(h-n-h)

Just wait... Because—

Tu sabra to kar mere yaar

Zara saans to le dildaar

Chal phikr nu goli maar yaar

Hai din zindadi de char

Haule Haule ho jayega pyar chaleya

Haule haule ho jayaga pyar

Haule Haule ho jayega pyar chaleya

Haule haule ho jayaga pyar

🙈🙈🙈 He will come back 🙈🙈🙈

Aur dil ki baat kabhi joothi nhi hoti 🙈🙈🙈

[hotsaucenct]

🥟🍟🍔 for da jaem pics ... if i could get joothies (jaemin toothies) 🤲🏼 that would b even better

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Off The Road : Some of the Unusual Things To Do in Jodhpur

1. Wildlife Spotting

Go wildlife spotting in the deserts of Jodhpur. Or take a Jeep Safari at Machia National Park. Expect to bump into  some blue bulls, rabbits, desert foxes, monitor lizards, deers and more!  Shoot them with your iPhone or DSLR, of course.

2. Lend Your Ears to Folk Music

Listen to the haunting tunes of the Rajasthani folk music and lose your mind in the voices and instruments that sprout out from the terrain of Jodhpur! One such genre is the Maand. One of the best occasions to experience the musical side of Jodhpur is during one of its music festivals; like the Jodhpur RIFF!

3. Picnic at Balsamand Lake

Picnics are unheard of these days. But hey, the people of Jodhpur still love it! Dine with your family/friends on the banks of the famous Balsamand Lake. Watch a peacock come near you and ask for some food. If you want to visit here then you must have the best Taxi Service in Jodhpur.

4. Picnic at Mandore Gardens

One of the must do things in Jodhpur is to visit the Mandore Gardens. This is not a typical garden where you can cavort and have fun. The Mandore Gardens are the site of several cenotaphs of the Rathore Rajput royal families. You can visit this place by Cab Service  Jodhpur. 

5. Bishnoi Opium Ceremony

Let’s spice things up! Wait, what? The Bishnoi Opium Ceremony? Not sure what I am talking about? Well, this is an opium drinking ceremony where visitors are treated to a few grams of opium. Also known as bhang, many Hindus offer it to Lord Shiva, hoping that they will be blessed by Him! Don’t worry; it is not as intoxicating as you think.

6. Choori and Jutti Shopping

Yo laydees! Shopping and eating always figure in the list of top things to do in Jodhpur for any traveller. For the diehard shopper in you, we’d recommend the Sardar Market which is a traveller’s delight. Colourful chooris, bright saris and odhnis, pagdees, joothis, etc are available at affordable places in this market. Jodhpur Taxi Service can help you out by taking you to this marketplace and do shopping 

7. Street Food at Clock Tower Market

For eating, we would recommend the Clock Tower Market in Jodhpur which has some awesome eateries in the city. Street food best partakes in the company of strangers, who smile, chat and talk frankly in the bye-lanes of Jodhpur.

[unleashself]

Zindagani samajhne ko.. tere bichadna bhi zaroori tha.. yeh waqt thehrgya jo ek roz guzarna bhi zaruri tha.. ki nazar milni zaruri thi... nazar ka badalna bhi zaruri tha.. meri khamoshi bhi zaruri thi... tera parda zaruri tha.. ki ek manzil zaruri thi.. ki tera fesla zaruri tha... woh joothi kahani zaruri thi... mera yakeen karna zaruri tha..

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Best local shopping places in Jaipur

Jaipur se shopping ka soch rahe ho?

Jaipur, the ‘pink city of India’ is better known for its royalty and beautiful monuments, aesthetics, style, art, and everything in between, they offer. But, very few people are aware of the list of endless things that make it a must-visit shopping destination. Indeed, some phenomenal local shopping places in Jaipur can enrich your total shopping experience tenfold.

If you’re a shopaholic, don’t look elsewhere for a shopper’s utopia! The unique beauty and the traditional touch on things will leave you smitten in no time. You don’t need to wonder which places to visit in Jaipur for local shopping. This Jaipur shopping guide will answer it all and make you find the famous shopping places in Jaipur.

Local shopping places-

Bapu Bazaar — For All Jaipuri Items, Johari Bazaar — For Jewelry, Chandpole Bazaar — For Handicrafts, Kishanpole Bazaar — For Textiles, Sireh Deori Bazaar — For Street Shopping, Tibbati Market — For Local Souvenirs, Anokhi — For Colorful Garments, Gaurav Tower — For Local Products, Aravali Bazaar — For Home Decor Items, Purohit Ji Ka Katla — For Wedding Items, Teatro Dhora — A Stylish Multi-Brand Store, Jaipur Pink — A Designer Souvenir Store and there are soooo many more!!

The best nearby local market in Jaipur to visit for shopping is Bapu Bazaar, which is a one-stop destination for all the Jaipuri items as you could almost buy anything for a reasonable price. If you’re looking for the best wholesale place, then this is a famous market in Jaipur for cloth.

This bazaar stands out for the moderate prices of items like textiles and Joothis. You can easily find one of the best shops in Bapu Bazaar, Jaipur. Here you can enjoy the novelty of street shopping in Jaipur. Plus, the bazaar lies in an adorable backdrop and you could get to catch the ‘pink’ side of the city!

By chance, you want the same items and products of Jaipur, but with a twist, that is, you want them online, from the comfort of your abode, then go ahead and log on to LMO, also known as Local Market Offers, which is an online shopping app, that gives out offers and discounts directly through the local vendors.

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The Unspoken Popularity of Handicrafts in Rajasthan

Jaipur, the Pink City is notable for its handcrafted makes from one side of the planet to the other. A vivid city with rich culture should be visible even in its everyday life. It draws in numerous craftsmans and experts to it. A destination for individuals love fine expressions and specialties.

Well known Handicrafts in Jaipur:

Gems:

One can find the Rajasthani ladies wearing an assortment of gems from head to toe. The broadly utilized and made jewelley in Jaipur are Meenakari and Kundan adornments which generally utilize gold however presently days, they are being done on different materials. The silver adornments is additionally one of the undeniably popular Jaipur gems. Jaipur is likewise a widely acclaimed provider of valuable and semi valuable stones.

Calfskin works:

Jaipur is notable for their high quality cowhide shoes called joothis. Weaving done on velvet which is subsequently covered on cowhide shoes gives a creator appeal to the footwear. The other cowhide things accessible are belts, safeguards, caps, totes, satchels and lampshades.

Marble painstaking work:

Marble fine art is one of the famous crafted works in Jaipur that is perceived around the world. As they have great quality marble, the specialists with expertise use it to make show-stoppers which include the resolutions of Gods, creatures, bowls and containers. They are generally welcomed from one side of the planet to the other.

Miniature Paintings:

The miniature paintings, which are a handily made, can be traced all the way back to tenth century. They are amazing with the extraordinary detailing of every single viewpoint like noses and wings of birds, petals of blossoms, body lines, folds in clothing types and so on The craftsmen use tones produced using normal materials like shells and minerals. They additionally get their shadings from insects and vegetables. A wide scope of materials are utilized as surfaces to paint which include marble, sheets made of wood or high quality paper and ivory. The fine subtleties of strokes and lines are given using the fur, squirrel hair and so on The boundaries are beautified accordingly with gold, flower plans and so on It requires a long time for a craftsman to finish a miniature painting.

Blue Pottery:

The famous blue pottery of Jaipur has its name from the color they used to shading the artistic. Initially they utilized it to make tiles to involve them in design structures and later began to involve it in pottery for making pots, bowls, bloom containers, debris plate and tea sets. The plans that are painted on them generally comprise of nature like birds, blossoms and creatures. Adornments boxes, smell diffusers, lights (oil lights), containers, mugs made of blue pottery in Jaipur are accessible in market now a days.

Veneer works:

Veneer is utilized for making amazing vivid bangles and crafted works in Jaipur. Lac adornments is inexpensive and frequently involves old techniques that are followed from ages. Lac bangles can be viewed as in various shadings and plans regularly enhanced with glass pieces and metal wires. The other accessible lac painstaking work in Jaipur are pens, incense stands and hand mirrors.

The other famous Handicrafts in Jaipur are Metal works, Puppets and square print.