#bohot ho gaya hai iska bhai

[zeherili-ankhein]

Humare yaho do saalo se bas sports day karwa rhi hai jab ki sabko fest chahiye aur nachna gana hain... Aur wo fest kya fest hain 💀 bakwas sa choreography aur kuch bhi...

9th wale mein hum kar rahe the sab wo ghatia dance/exercise thingy, jo dance teacher thi unhone pucha kaisa lag rha hain ye choreography? To main ek dost ke sath chugli kar rhi thi..

Mujhse puchhi to maine bol di bakwas ha pasand nahi aya.. 💀 to unhe bura lag gaya (i thought ahe asked for an opinion bruhh wo to bura bhi hota hain...)

Aur fir unhone mujhe kaan se pakad ke sabke samne le gayi aur puchhi bolo kyu pasand nahi aya zindagi itni bakwas hain kya jo aise kuch pasand nahi aata... To maine thod afake cry kar di.. aur jhut mut ka boldi ki haa mummy se ladai ho rhi hain to zindagi jhand hain 💀

Chod di mujhko us din..

Me and bro talking about our school principal like uncles talk about the current politics lol

[gobind-631]

…..[Note no 3.12]..[Post date/day…6/1/2025 …Guru Gobind ji’s Jayanti t’day]

Ek opposition party ka grassroots worker mila tha recently..…isi eatery main mila tha…kehta hai/kehne laga..

Him:sir ji ..main toh bohot hi zyada disappoint hua hoon..meri mehnat..ek tarah se (bekaar)jaati rahi..

Ab main bilkul hi samajh gaya hoon..main aaj tak..losers..(ek tarah se langde ghodon).. ko back karta aaya tha/hoon..maine bohot badi galti ki hai yahan pe..main khud ko kabhi maaf nahi karpaonga..ab se main politics vegera se door rehne wala hoon (hamesha ke liye)..

Secularism main vishvas rakha karta hoon..isliye inn logon ko unconditionally back karta ja raha tha aaj tak(mujhe toh lagta hai..koi troll/influencer vegera raha hoga yeh vyakti ..kisi opposition party ka)…

Sir ji jab mehnat(lagataar)fal nahi laati hai na..tab usi waqt samajh jana chahiye ki..apne khud ke baare main sochne ka ab waqt aa gaya hai/aa chuka hai..

Me:zara vistar se batayie darahsal hua kya hai aap ko..kyon itna pareshan dikhai de rahe ho aap..

Him:sir jab se woh Loksabha elections declare hue hai (aur baad main Hariyan ..aur ab maharashtra ke results bhi)…yeh sab/saare ke saare..ek tarah se litmus tests(ke natije)jaise sabit hue hai..

Aaj/ab hum wahan par khade hai..jahan se sab kuch saaf saaf nazar aane laga hai..shaq vegera ki toh ab koi baat bachi hi nahi hai..

Ek baat hai..joh kuch main dekhpa raha hoon..opposition walon ke senior leaders woh sab kyon nahi dekhpa rahe..(lag toh kuch aisi hi raha hai mujhko..ki nahi dekh pa rahe)..ek tarah se ashcharya sa ho raha hai..inn leaders ki/ke attitude ko dekh kar..

Chaliye aap ko ginata hoon ab ..ki main kya kya dekhpa/saaf saaf dekh raha hoon iss waqt..

A. Pehla outcome(inn results sambandhit litmus tests ka)…

Lagta hai democracy vakai khatre main hai..

Vakai main lag raha hai ki democracy naam ki cheez ab bachi hi nahi bhai..sm/internet vegera main joh kuch main padh raha hoon na agar inn baton main tanik si bhi sachchai hai toh sach main joh main soch raha hoon woh sab sahi hi hai..

Ab hamare cji ji retire ho chuke hai shyad..unke tenure ko leker log tarah tarah ki batien kar rahe hai..(sm/internet vegera main)..jab main yeh sab padhta/dekhta /sunta hoon tab tarah tarah ke prashn uthne lagte hai mere mann main..

Ab loksabha ke natije aaye the..(baad main hariyana ke aur ab maharahtra ke bhi)..sab ke sab surprising results rahe hai mere hisab se toh ..tarah tarah ki baatien kar rahe log..inn machines vegera jaisi cheezon ko lekar..aajkal..

Toh ek baat toh saaf dikhai de rahi hai iss waqt..inn natijon ke baad..

Hamari democracy ki health ko lekar kaafi kuch sochne lage hai ab log..aise lag raha sab kuch theek nahi bhai..iss front pe..

2.learning/outcome no 2..

Lagta hai inn surprise results ke piche..baat hi kuch aur si raha karti hai(hamesha)..jaise ki kai log aajkal keh rahe hai..

Kai log inn surprise results ke piche machine /processes ka bataa rahe hai..internet/sm vegera main easily padha ja sakta hai aisi baaton ko..

Yeh dekhiye inhe(below links)..inn reports ko shayad esteemed citizens dwara publish kiya gaya tha..(Loksabha elections ke natijon ke turant baad)

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/report-claims-5-crore-vote-discrepancy-india-bloc-would-have-won-maximum-seats-in-lok-sabha-congress/amp_articleshow/112059094.cms

https://m.thewire.in/article/government/lok-sabha-polls-sharp-spike-in-final-voter-turnout-greater-than-thin-victory-margin-for-nda-in-79-seats/amp

http://adrindia.org/content/report-reveals-vote-count-discrepancies-2024-lok-sabha-elections

(kitni sachchai hai inn baton main iska toh khas pata nahi mujhe)

Kyon bhai aisi reports ko lightly kyon liya gaya /ja raha hai..opposition dwara..lagta hai..tumhi ko diya ja raha hai ..yeh mandate(junta dwara)aur tum hi ko interest nahi hai/aa raha aisi baaton main/iss main(aisi reports main)…..kamal hai..main kuch samajh nahi pa raha hoon..

Mujhe toh lag raha hai lightly liya gaya tha inn reports ko..(waise Chhattisgarh mp Rajasthan ke election results ko dekh kar bhi log kaafi kuch kehne lage the(uss waqt/samay))…ab jab aise kiya gaya..(..jab inn reports ko ignore kiya gaya..)tab wohi hona tha joh hua hai..

Aap samjho ..Hariyan aur Maharashtra usi waqt har chuke the..aise karke..

(samajh ke bahar hai Hariyana natijon ko kaise ignore kiya tha aap ne…yeh bohot kuch bataa raha hai ki kitne serious ho aap/rehte ho aap ..apni politics/desh ko lekar..

kaun advise kar raha aap ko kai saari /aisi /iss kisam ki cheezen ..joh aap karte hue dekhe ja sakte ho..iss waqt)..

C.”Narrative war aap jeet chuke ho ab”...

Bhai..woh daily to n/fro se sambandhit narrative wali baat main kar raha hoon..aise lag raha hai..yeh lok sabha ..hariyan ..maharashtra ..yeh sab ke natije aap hi ke favour main aaye the(unn teen states main bhi logon ka sunn ke aise hi lag raha hai..ki aap log hi jeete the inn jagahon main bhi)..inn sab elections main ..on ground sentiment vegera bhi aap hi ke favour main hi raha tha..

bas logon ka mandate hi reflect nahi ho raha inn elections ke final results main/kisi tarah /vajah se victory main translate nahi ho pa raha(ab pad yatra ..daily to /fro se kya fyada…bhai aap ko nahi lagta yeh sab overkill sa ho chuka hai ab..yeh daily to fro/yeh pad yatra vegera..kaun aap ko advice kar raha aisi cheez..aap ke to/fro se nahi logon ki aankhen khuli hai..10 years kaafi hote hai..logon ko akhirkaar sab samajh main aa hi jaata hai..ek shelf life hoti hai har ek cheez ki..uske baad log inn oft used tricks ko bhali bhaati pechan hi liya karte hai..ruling wale bhi jaante hai/the ki aisa /aise hone hi wala tha..kyon ki woh bhi jaante hai log bewakoof nahi..lekin aap abhi bhi lage ho ..wohi to/fro ..woh hi padyatra vegera main…kaun advice kar raha ..main kuch samajh nahi pa raha hoon..

Kahi aisa toh nahi consolation prizes se hi aap khush ho jaya karte ho..iss to/fro ..narrative/counter narrative wale game main hi mazza aane laga hai ab aap ko..pm banne ka confidence hi nahi aap main..

Toh kehne ka matlab hai narrative war lagta hai aap jeet chuke ho ab..sirf logon ka mandate nahi reflect ho raha ..final results main..yeh narrative walla chalte rehne main koi burayi nahi..lekin aap ki express priority kai aur ki honi chahiye iss waqt ..ie ..logon dwara diye jaane wale mandate ko guard karne ki..yani ki election ki integrity ko ensure karpane ke taraf concrete steps ko liye jaane ki..

Agar aap ko abhi bhi koi narrative war main phasane ke chakkar main hai..toh samajh lena mila hua hai ….phir toh woh…ab chahe woh aap ka apna kyon na ho..

4..Test outcome…Yeh log Ayodhya haare the..shayad yeh batata hai..kisi khaas ideology ko lekar/se jude nahi hote logon ke mudde..unko toh bas apni daily problems se jude issues se hi lena dena hota hai..toh agar koi ab propaganda walla kahne lage..yeh walla issue…woh walla issue(ideology se sambandhit)..factor raha hai ..inn surprise results main..toh aise baaton ko bhai ..ab se..hame shaq se dekhne ki zarrorat ho jaati hai..

5.Janta ki attitude se bhi main kaafi naraz hoon..

Kya woh stakeholder nahi..iss democracy ki..kya unki zimmadari nahi banti ..(..apne hi diye gaye mandate ki raksha karne ki..)

Bhai aapne ek democracy main janam liya tha..aise main ..iss se associated/jude benefits ko toh aap ne khoob milk kiya..aur ab jab baat aa gayi/jaati hai iss democracy ki raksha ki..tab aap piche hat liye..

Aajkal toh yeh bhi chalne laga/dekhne main aa raha hai bhai..jiss vyakti (ke dwara implement ki gayi kuch policies)ke chalte..aaj joh aap kaafi/bohot kuch pa sake ho..aise insaan ko condolence dene/depaane ki bhi taquat nahi paida karpa/jutaa pa rahe ho aap..

Bata do koi aur ek aisa desh..jahan ke log aise/iss kisam ke ho chale ho..maaf karna bhai..aisi cheez pe hasi bhi aati hai..aur shyad rona bhi..(kyon ki comical bhi hai..saath main tragic bhi hai yeh/aisi cheez)

Bhai citizenry ke dum pe hi toh chala karti hai democracy..ab jab citizenry hi apni iss zimmedari se nazrein churane lage..kapoot sabit hone lage …tab iss baat ko tragic nahi kaha jayega toh kya kaha jayega bhai..

Main yahan pe kisi ek desh ki baat nahi kar raha..jahan jahan democracy khatre main hai…iss waqt…(kisi bhi desh ki)…uss desh ki aisi durdasha ke liye ..uss desh ki citizenry ki mansikta ko hi doshi samjha jaana chahiye…(agar imaan ke pukke hote veh/log..toh aisa/aise kabhi nahi ho paata ..uss desh main..hai na?)..

Ise bhi ek tarah se litmus test jaisi cheez hi samjho aap(apne apne desh ki democracy ko bachapane ka litmus test bhai)..

kya fail kar rahe log..iss wale litmus test main/ko bhai…aaj kal..)

Bhai joh kuch Palestine main chal raha iss waqt..aap dekh sakte ho kaise duniya wale iss cheez/insaani zimmedari se bhi nazare chure rahe hai..sare aam chal raha hai wahan pe bohot kuch..

Sab dekh rahe hai …kaise kuch desh..ek unconditional sa..3 pronged kisam ka (active)support de rahe hai ..ek desh ko..(3 pronged support …yani ki..paise se support ..ya phir arms se support …ya phir diplomatic support..ya phir inn teeno se support karna)..

Bhai ise bhi ek tarah se ek litmus test jaisi cheez hi samjha jaye..kya iss main bhi fail ho rahe ..yeh duniya wale..(**waise bhailog..yeh dono batien/baat ..ie ..democracy se aur palestine se sambandhit litmus tests wali baat…hamare Mahamatma ji bhi aksar daurahya karte hai..

Note karne lyak wali baat yahan pe yeh hai ki veh bhi (jaise ki main pehle hi keh chuka hoon)ek secularist/woke/leftist wali mansikta rakha karte hai…toh yeh joh baatien/baat yeh bhaisahab kar rahe the(..ie ..palestine aur democracy se judi baatien)..iss sab main…kuch bhi toh surprising nahi bhailog)..

Me:Bhai democracy khatre main nahi hai..opposition propaganda hai yeh sab..courts fair hai..elections fair aur transparrent tarike se conduct kiye jaate rahe hai…press bhi free hai..aap galat bol rahe ho..

Log opposition propaganda ko bhali baati pehchante hai..woh jaante hai aisi baaton ke piche ki asliyat/sachchai ka..bewakoof nahi log…

Opposition walon ka election season main kya slogan raha tha …aap toh bhali bhati jaante hi hai..jee haan “democracy khatre main hai..” main iss wale slogan ki hi baat kar raha hoon..aapne bhi zaroor khoob propagate kiya hoga iss wale slogan ko..hai na?…hahaha..

Ab aap khud sochiye..6 months ho jaate hai..(iss third term ke)…kya aayi democracy khatre main…kya aap ko kabhi aise laga..nahi na?…bhai..sab(aap jaise)haare hue logon ka propaganda hai..main phir se kehta hoon…elections fair raha karte hai …..courts bhi nisandeh fair hi raha karte hai..

US main bhi yehi slogan raha tha democrats ka …election season main/ka..ab aap khud dekhoge …wahan bhi…democracy koi khatre vatre main nahi aane wali..

Kaunsi narrative war ko jeetne ki baat kar rahe ho aap bhai..log jitaate aaye hai ruling walon ko ..unke kaam ki vajah se/ke basis pe(khush ho kar)…aajtak…

(kaam…jaise ki ..numerous welfare schemes..majority ki/ke interests ka hamesha aage rakhna/priority dena ..booming economy..growing gdp..start up economy..etc etc..)

Billionaires club ko belong karne wale logon ki sankhya bhi din pratidin badti ja rahi hai..hamari ek standing hai aaj duniya main..ek taquat banke ubhara hai Bharat..chchoti baat nahi yeh..log yeh sab bhi toh dekh rahe hai na..

Bhai machines processes ko hack nahi kiya ja sakta hai..sore loser na bane aap..seekhne ko bohot kuch hai..iss haar se/iss lagataar chalti haar se…sikhiye aur aage badhiya..dont b a typical roone dhone walla secularist..samjhe bhai…

Woh reports woh saara ka saara opposition propaganda material hi hai ..bas samjhlo…..jhole wale intellectuals ..jee haan wohi communist/leftist kisam ki mansikta wale log….inhi ka maloom hota hai yeh sare ka saara propaganda..baat aur kuch nahi..

Courts fair/functioning hai..courts ke faisle hamesha se proof ko maddenazar rakhte hue/rakh kar diye jaate rahe hai..false propaganda se baat nahi banti..

Bhai..condolences ko kya hamesha internet ke madhyam se hi express kiya jaana chahiye kya..kya vakai main aise sochto ho kya aap bhai..sunkar yakeen hi nahi ho raha..

Ho sakta hai…in person..ya phir phone /private message vegera ke madhyam se condolences vegera offer kiye gaye ho kuch /inn logon dwara…aap kaise keh sakte ho ki aise nahi hua hoga..har cheez ko public domain main rakha jaana koi zaroori toh nahi bhai..

Agar koi vyakti..kuch nahi toh ek silent prayer hi express kar deta/leta hai(devangat atma ke liye)..yeh soch kar ki jaana walla /joh chala gaya woh dekh hi raha hoga…toh ise bhi ek tarah se shok/condolence express karne jaisa hi maan lena chahiye hai…toh kehne ka matlab..yeh bhi ek tarika ho sakta hai jaane wale ke prati..condolence/shok vyakt karne ka…

Jiss ideology ko reject kiye jaane wali baat kar rahe ho na aap..sir ji majority ki sentiments usi se(uss ideology se) judi hui hai..inn sentiments ka khayal rakha jaata raha hai aaj tak..inn logon ke dwara..tabhi toh jeette hi jaa rahe hai/ aaye hai..yehlog…(Dus varshon se bhi zyada samay se jeete ja rahe hai..fyi..)

Aur haan jahan tak woh loser opposition..aur woh loser leader wali baat hai na ..yahan par toh aap bilkul hi sahi ho..loser log hote hai vakai main…yeh log..

Politics ko chodne ki zarrorat nahi..balki party(aur dhrishtikon ko)badalne ki zarrorat hai aap ko..bas itni hi si baat hai..sahi logon ke saath aap lag jayiye..aaj se..(phir dekhna kaise maza aata hai) ..inn logon ke saath nahi..aap hi ke/ki bhalai ke liye bol raha hoon main bhai..

Bhai public jaanti hai..elections fair aur transparent tarike se conduct kiye jaate rahe hai..toh kyon phir bother karegi aisi baaton se hai na..sir…galat samajh rahe ho aap bohot/sab kuch..

Him(completely ignoring/sidestepping all dat..dat i way saying):Haan..ek aur baat..(outcome no 6 )..do parties ka sahara lekar ruling party walon ne satta bachayi hai apni..

Agar opposition walon ki jagah ruling wale hote..tab aap toh jaante hi ho saata main aane ke liye kaisi mehnat kar rahe hote iss waqt..numbers vegera bana pane ke liye..

Aise kuch nahi karte hue dekhe ja sakte hai yeh opposition wale..na hi numbers banane ki baat karte hai..aur na hi diye gaye mandate ki raksha ki..pata nahi kya baat hai..lag raha opposition main kai log satta walon se mile hue hai..aur galat advice jaan bhooj kar dete rehte hai apne leaders ko..jaise ki..for eg…”sir ji..apni hi galti ki vajah se haare hai humlog…machines vegera ka kuch nahi hota…sir ji..abhi sarkar weak ho gayi hai inki...do shoulders ke sahare pe khadi hui hai..isse aap ek tarah se apni jeet hi samjhein..abhi numbers vegera ka nahi ho payega..baad main dekh liya jayega..waise bhi aage aane walon main aap ki jeet pucci hi samjho..aage aane wale do teen states ke elections jab hum jeet jayenge(iss baat ko aap ek tarah se guaranteed hi samjhein)..uss waqt yeh (sahare wali sarkar)aur kamzor ho jayegi..tab uss waqt zyada aasan hoga..asani se numbers jutaa/bana paoge aap..uss waqt..

Iss numbers wali baat main aaj na pade toh behtar sir…”

Agar koi aapko iss kisam ki advice de raha tha uss waqt..tab ho sakta hai woh mila hua tha..

Use shayad pehele se hi maloom tha ki bhai..aage aane walon ko toh aap jeetne se rahe..woh log nahi..balki aap log aur kamzoor hone wale ho..in d comming times..hahaha..

Bhai matr speculation hi hai yeh sab mera ..aur kuch nahi…koi proof nahi mere paas dikhane ko..iss baat ko lekar..(aur na hi machines/processes/election manipulation wali baat ko lekar)..bas chalte phirte/internet/sm vegera pe dekh/sunn /padhkar keh raha hoon..

**Ya phir kahi aise toh nahi opposition senior leaders hi khud jaa mile ho..ya phir daraa diya gaya ho inhe kisi baat ko lekar..jaise ki..”2009 main humko toh lagta hai aap logon ne zaroor kuch gadbadi ki thi/booth capturing vegera nahi hota tha kya aap ke raj main..vegera vegera..”(waise kai tariko se logon ko daraya ja sakta hai)

Sunne main aaya hai kuch opposition wale leaders kaafi saare paise pe baithe hue hai..toh aise main veh soch sakte hai..koi bhi power main rahe hame kya..hamara joh aise taise guzara chal raha hai..wohi bas chalta rahe..bas itna kaafi hai..

Pata toh chale sadan galan/infection sirf democracy ke khatam ho jaane tak hi seemit hai…ya phir baat iske aage bhi jaa chuki hai ab..jaise ki for eg…desh main ab koi opposition vegera naam ki/jaisi cheez hi bachi nahi..yah phir opposition wale khud jaa mile hai..aur sab milkar (opposition wale aur ruling wale)janta ko murkh bana rahe hai iss waqt(yeh wali baat bhi keh rahe kuch log aaj kal..inki galti nahi waise..jab mahaul hi kuch iss tarah ka ho chala hai…tab aise main..bohot kuch soch sakte hai log)

Aap khud kehte rehte ho..elections ko manipulate vegera kiya ja raha hai..toh iss hisab se aap shyad jaante ho kahi na kahi..narrative war toh hum jeet hi chuke hai..bas ab ek hi baat bachti hai..ie..kisi tarah se elections ko fair aur transparent tarike se conduct karwapane wali baat..

Toh kehne ka matlab hai ek hi baat bachti hai ab..le deke (log toh baithe hi hai jitaane ke liye..bas inke dwara diya gaya mandate aapki victory main translate hi nahi ho pa raha)..woh hai..bas kisi tarah se iss election/machines/processes wale issue ko resolve kar liya jaye..

Top priority honi chahiye ab yeh wali baat..baki sab ka toh matlab hi nahi banta..(khaas kar woh daily to/fro narrative wali baat ..woh top priority nahi ho sakti iss waqt..balki yeh elections se judi baat aap ki top priority honi chahiye ..iss waqt(ie..agar aapki niyat main koi khot nahi tabhi aap aise karoge))

“Elections fair nahi”..yeh aap har samay kehte jao…aur iske saath saath..unn aane wale elections ko aap ladte bhi jao..aap yeh/aisa nahi kar sakte.

Agar vakai main aap ko aise lag raha hai..manipulation vegera chal rahi hai..tab aapko toh phir aane wale elections ko toh bycott kardena chahiye..uss waqt tak..jab tak..yeh mamla hamesha ke liye resolve nahi ho jaata..agar aap aise nahi kar rahe tab iska matlab hai aap jaante ho sab kuch fair tarike se hi hota aa aaya hai..bas aap hi jhoote ilzaam laye ja rahe hote ho(logon ke votes ki prapti ke liye/haar ke embarrassment ko chupane ke liye(galat baat baat hojaati hai yeh..phir toh..agar vakai main aap aise karte aaye ho toh))

Aap media walon aur patrakaron ko(saath main..inke influencers/trolls/it cell wale/volunteers..etc ..ko bhi) sold out types wale/bikau vegera vegera kya kya nahi kaha karte ho/kehte phirte ho..

kehte ho…yeh sab …ki nahi ?..ki yehi log zimmedar hai..unn sab baaton ke liye..jisse aaj desh guzar raha hai..yeh saare ke saare active enablers/participants ke roop/role main rahe hai aajtak…aur inhi ke/ki aad main kiya ja raha hai sab kuch/bohot kuch..yeh har galat kaam main cover diya karte hai…inke dwara kiye gaye har ek galat kaam inko /inn logon ko barabar ka partner/participant /hissedar maana jaye..

Aap ne toh yaha tak/yeh bhi keh diya tha ki Manmohan ji ke unfortunate demise ko bhi politicise kiya gaya tha..inn main se kuch logon/besharmon dwara…

Sharam ki baat hai..agar aise main bhi/aise sochne pe bhi ..aap inn media walon se ..aaj bhi interact kar rahe ho(jinhe aap zimmedar thairate aaye ho kaafi cheezon ke liye aaj tak)…

Aap ko toh bejhijhak bycott kar dena chahiye..aise sab media walon ko jinhe aap regular basis pe zimmedar thairate aaye aaj tak..kaafi cheezon ke liye..

Agar yeh nahi karte ho aap..tab iska saaf matlab ho jaata hai..aap jhoote ilzaam lagate phirte ho..inn media walon pe..

Yani ki election..press ..courts ..vegera ..sab ke sab hamesha fair hi raha karti hai…aur desh ki democracy main bhi sab theek thaak hi sa hai…bas aap hi hamesha jhoote ilzaam lagaya karte ho..har waqt…apni rajneeti ko chamkane ke liye…(yeh wali baat toh theek baat ho hi nahi sakti…agar vakai main aap aise karte aaye hai toh)..

Ab kya aap aane wale Delhi ke elections ko bhi ladne wale ho…isi tarah se..(ie bina is manipulation wali issue ko resolve kiye hi)..kehne ka matlab hai ki ..ho sakta hai aap ka koi apna..ab aap ko keh raha ho/advice de raha ho.. ..”hum yeh election ladenge bhi ..aur saath main jeetenge bhi..hamare iss aane wale election ka slogan hoga....”democracy khatre main hai..kyon ki..elections ke natije fair nahi raha karte..sc fair nahi..press bhi free/fair nahi..”..hahaha..

Phir toh bhai ..aise main..iss baar bhi parinam/results wohi aane wale hai/jinke aane ki..main abhi se…poori poori..umeed karta hoon …yani ki jiss tarah ke natije aate aaye hai aaj tak…pucca hi samjho bas..iss baat ko ki..bilkul usi tarah ke natijon ki prapti hone jaa rahi hai..aap logon ko..iss baar bhi/toh bhai aise main results bhi wahi aane wale hai…joh aate rahe hai aajtak…hahaa..

Bhai maaf karna mujhe…main ab aur nahi jhel sakta/paonga yeh sab..aaj..balki abhi se ..main inn opposition walon ka..(ab)supporter nahi…(..balki yun kehlo ki ..politics vegera ka hi nahi sochne wala…aaj ke baad se…main..)

**Bhai jaise ki main pehle bhi keh raha tha..top priority di jaani chahiye uss election wali baat ko lekar…

Aur jahan tak woh narrative counter narrative wali baat hai na…

kya kabhi (bhi)…muddon ki kami rahi hai..aap ke paas…

Lagbhag daily basis pe (aaj dus saal honjaate hai iss baat ko)..inn pichle dus saalon main…inki hyperactive propaganda machinery..kaafi kuch “under d carpet” sweep karti aayi hai..

For eg/jaise ki…woh saare ke saare uncomfortable mudde…jinko lekar inhe squarely responsible thairaya ja sakta hai..(..kyon ki veh hi toh rahe hai satta main..inhi ke/ki decisions ke chalte /fal swaroop janam liya hai inn muddon ne…inn pichle 10 yrs main..)..aise muddon ko inki propoganda machinery..from time to time…underneath d carpet sweep kardiya karti hai(..ie..away from public gaze/so as to b able to (successfully)avoid public scrutiny of all dat uncomfortable stuff..dat may surface from time to time..)

Internet vegera pe darj ho chuke hai…yeh saare ke saare mudde..simple search operation dwara…ya phir kisi ai tool ke isstamal se/dwara…obviously quite easily ..search kiya ja sakta hai..(pichle 10 yrs main janme) … inn saare saare ke muddon ko..

Itne saare mudde dhoond sakte ho aap(aap bhi jaante ho)..ki inka hisab lagapana hi mushkil sabit hone wala hai/ho sakta hai.. aap ke liye…(agar achche se dhoondoge ..toh shyad …har dinn se jude (minimum)ek naye mudda ko toh dhoond hi loge aap..haha)…

Inn main se har ek ko(ek consolidated tarike se )rakha ja sakta hai..logon ke samne..

Kehne ka matlab hai…”got swept underneath d carpet” types wale mudde bhare pade hai…inki/aise muddon ki koi kami nahi …inhe bhi samne laya ja sakta hai…

Baat yaha pe lekin yeh bhi hai ki ..muddon ki kami nahi rahi hai aap ke paas..lekin kya aap ..aaj tak…ek ko bhi successfully pin karpaye ho…inn ruling walon ke kandho pe..

Yeh bhi nahi hopaya hai aap se waise..

Me:phir se bhai…aap ne maachines ki baat ki ..aisa kuch nahi hai bhai..aur jahan tak woh kandhon wali baat hai na..teesri baar aaye hai yeh log…isse chchoti baat nahi samjhe aap bhai..

Purani baat ho chuki hai yeh wali..ab inhone make up bhi toh kar liya hai..iss dauraan ..dekh toh rahe ho na aap..kaise hariyana jeete hai..uss ke baad phir kaise maharashtra jeete hai..

Yeh saari ki saari victories..achchi ranneeti..achi policies..achi governance ka natija rahi hai/ke chalte possible ho saki hai bhai..

Doosre side ko aajeye ab aap ..jald se jald..bas yehi advice hai meri aap ko..theek hai na bhai..?..

Joh kuch ho..bas politics main bane rehna aap…theek hai na?…

*****

Bhailog…yeh bhai sahab phir se mile the (kal mile the..isi jagah pe mile the)..kehne lage..

Him:jahan tak mujhe pata hai..(ho sakta hai batane wale ne galat bataya ho mujhe)..5th jan woh last date thi(read deadline)..jiske beyond(iss date ke beyond)…inn maharashtra elections ke natijo ko aap challenge hi nahi kar sakte /challenge hi nahi kiya ja sakta/ko lekar appeal vegera kiya hi nahi ja sakta…

Opposition wale toh inn natijon ko lekar kaafi shor vegera macha rahe the…kya inn main se kisi ne bhi bother kiya hai(ie inn natijon ko challenge kiya hai/tha)…agar nahi kiya tha(mujhe pata nahi kiya tha ya nahi)toh aap khud samajhdar ho…iss sab ka kya matlab nikaala jana chahiye…ya toh app khud mile hue ho..yah phir galat ilzaam lagaya karte ho aap har samay…ya phir ho sakta hai paise hi nahi aap ke paas aisi cheezon ke liye(phir toh bhai party hi kaisi tumhari..agar paise hi nahi…sad sad thing…if dis really happens to be d case)..

[australian-desi]

Kahaan Hum Kahaan Tum ~ Episode 72: Of Coin Tosses and ‘Friendship’

This episode is hands down one of my top 5 episodes in this show. I absolutely loved every bit of it. Also I realised I prefer doing these type of mini summaries/liveblogs rather than a full on liveblog (it takes so much longer idk how @ishqsa and @tellywoodtrash do it for every episode. I applaud their efforts). But this turned out to be quite long coz again, got carried away with the feelzzz 

AAHHH THE AWKWARDNESS, man Rohit Sippy sucks at small talk #relatable 

The hand grab, when he thanks her for the night before <3 <3 

Girl’s resolve is breaking, ‘itna toh kar his sakti hoon tumhaare pyaar ke liye’ good coverup with the, I mean for you and Raima 

And we’re back at the ‘ache dost’ 

Trust Rohit to do a coin toss rather than to just say what he wants, and then lose the coin in the process 

Sonakshi hits him with the ‘it was nice dating you’ and forwards her hand to shake his, LOLLLL THIS LOOKS LIKE THE END OF A BUSINESS MEETING 

Also the use of Do Pal, very apt, hit the feelz 

Deepa confronting Rohan 

Does Deepa know that Rohan cheats on his wife on the regular? 

Proud of her for not stepping down when he hits her with his ‘you’re not family bs’ but also Rohan is an outright dick, I mean she cares more for your wife than you ever will, so basically more family than you

Fkn hell, Akaash always coming to put is tang in matters that don’t require him. Just go make some food or something 

YASSS AA GAYA MERA CUPID, AJIT, IN DO GADHO KO RAASTA DIKHANE 

You guys, Rohit would be fucked without Ajit 

Ajit being all like, ‘I’m so excited you were about grow a pair and talk to her, but alas, you’ve disappointed me, yet again’ 

“main kya apni feelings force karoon uske upar...” OMG a tellywood hero, understanding that he cannot force his feelings/decisions on the heroine 

Am I in a parallel universe? 

Is this actually happening? 

Does Rohit Sippy actually exist, or is he just a figment of our imagination, because we got sick of MCPs? 

I never knew I would live to see the day that a tellywood male lead would think this way 

Rohit is becoming my ultimate favourite tellywood male lead 

LOLLL AJIT HITTING HIM WITH THE “aap bade hain, isliye mooh pe gadha bhi nahi bol sakta” 

Ajit inn dono ki love story set karte karte khud buddha ho jayega 

YEH TOH 6 MONTHS MEIN SONAKSHI KI SHAADI PE PAUNCH GAYA

Omg shaadi bhi karadi, pregnant bhi kardiya, bache bhi kardiye bechaari ke, aur bhai ka funeral tak paunch gaya yeh idiot 

But hey, at least it shook Rohit enough to take action 

Omg he actually found the coin and ofcourse it’s tails 

Why does this dude need messages from God, kismat, his alter ego etc. to take action, very Parvati-esq of him

Yaar, ab YK ki maa bhi tapak padi, I can only deal with one stereotypical regional mother, either Raima’s Bengali mother or YK’s Punjabi one, you cannot hit me with both, I do not allow it 

LOOK AT THE HAQ THAT HE GOES TO HER CAR WITH AND TELLS HER TO LISTEN TO HIM BECAUSE IT’S ‘VERY IMPORTANT’ 

If he says it today, I will personally fly to india and hug the writers, thanking them for a show where fanfiction tropes come to life 

Omg WHY IS HE STILL STUCK ON CALLING HER A FRIEND EVEN RAVI IS DONE WITH HIS SHIT 

dosti ke aage badh, nahi toh dono ke dono tum akele maroge jaise ajit ne bola 

Okay we’ve gone from ‘you are my best friend’ to ‘you are my special friend’ #progress 

“Tumhaari bohot keemat hai mere dil mein, meri life mein” 

UMMM YES NOW WE’RE TALKING, JALDI BOL 

OOH BOI IS SELF AWARE, WITH ACCEPTING HIS RUDENESS, SHORT TEMPER AND SELFISHNESS

“I know tum mujhe like karti ho, matlab ‘like like’ nahi, but like...”

Is Rohit a teenage girl, with his whole ‘she doesn’t like like me. you know’ 

I mean have you seen her face when you enter the room, it lights up like a bulb, god men are so dumb 

Agar isne ek aur baar apne aap ko iska dost bola toh main, Sona, Ravi aur Ajit iska gala daba denge 

YESSS HE’S FINALLY SPITTING IT OUT, “Lekin main tumhe like se ziada karta hoon” HE SAID IT AS A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL, BUT HE SAID IT, AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS 

“Main tumhe ‘like like’ nahi karti? Rohit please, dekho meri aankhon mein, kya dikhaya deta hai?”

OMG THE STARE, THE CHEEK CUP!!!!!!! KISSSSS ALREADY GO MAKE OUT, YOU HAVE TWO EMPTY CARS JUST GO FOR IT 

Sorry for the Tharak, I just got carried away. I’m still reeling in this excitement that the lack of precap isn’t even getting to me 

[howimetyourmum]

#macky yaad hai jab hum ek bar pashchim vihar zameen pe so rahe the, tune pucha “kon hai bhai, bata de, bhai ko nahi bataega?” 

ye wohi hai, 

#momdad yaad hai main ek baar jab roya tha, kisi ke liye roya tha

ye wohi hai, 

meri shadi to bohot pehle hi ho gahi thi, aur ye din mere liye bohot special tha, isliye, aaj tak iska kisi se zikr bhi na kar paaya. samet ke rakh kar chalta tha apni jeb me, in choti choti khushio ko, jo meri life me khushiya layi aur aaj apko aakhir pata chal hi gaya ki is khushi ke peeche raaz kya hai :)