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Ok consider: Jon having gender envy for Elias. He has no especially strong feelings re: gender until he claps eyes on the most boring man alive and suddenly he needs to be that. Elias has specific opinions on which briefcase brand is the most reliable and Jon wishes he could be that kind of person so badly. Jon tries multiple times to "subtly" inquire as to where Elias gets his slacks. Jon wants to steal Elias' gender so badly. And he would never fucking express it and if he ever did he would be ruthlessly mocked for it.
#i love seeing jon in cool/fun outfits as much as the next person#everybody who puts jon in a dress i owe you my life forever and ever#but i think deep down in his soul he longs to be perceived as a stock photo of a middle manager#look its actually a sort of desirable gender. if you have the right combination of autism and transgender#this can be#jonelias#if you want it to be#hope this makes sense i'm running on 5 hours of sleep#shoot forgot to tag this for#jonder
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first post here 🤪
jongerry wip
i’ll probably post on ao3 once i’ve got more written.
There’s something wrong.
They can tell as soon as they wake up.
The blanket over them is too thick, thicker than any that they own and musty with disuse. They open their eyes slowly, taking stock of their surroundings. There is a coffee table in front of them. (Are they on a couch?) The table is clean, except for several stains, tea maybe? Or coffee? Their eyes flick up and they jump back, shoving into the back of the couch.
“AHhhh” Whoever is in front of them also jumps back a bit, tripping on the coffee table, and stumbling to catch his balance. “Ah, um, sorry. I didn’t mean to startle you. I-I’m Jon.”
“Right, and where am I?”
“Uh, the breakroom? The Archives breakroom? In the Magnus Institute, that is. I, uh, I was leaving for the day, and I saw you in here?” Right- Gerry remembers, now. Gertrude had them hunting down a Leitner. Except it hadn’t just been a Leitner, whoever came across it had it for too long, and had fully Become by then. It was so far gone that it’d begun growing patchy fur, and its ears were sharp. Gerry’d spent hours running through London, weaving through alleyways until they'd finally gotten a jump on it. Gertrude demanded an update, and as soon as they finished, they crashed on the break room couch.
“And who are you?”
“Right, Gerard, they/them for now. I… freelance, for Gertrude.” Gerry popped their neck, and watched Jon. Instead of the usual confusion that they’d come to expect from the stuffy academic types that seemed drawn to the Magnus Institute, Jon just nodded and stuck out his hand.
“Jonathan Sims, he/they. Just call me Jon, though.” Gerry smirked in amusement.
“Well Jon, nice to meet you, but I doubt I’ll be seeing you with enough frequency to call you anything.” Jon sputters a bit, and grows red in the face (In a way that is totally not cute, shut up brain) and occurs to Gerry that maybe that was a bit rude. “Sorry, I didn’t mean anything by that. I just don't tend to stick around the Institute longer than I have to.”
Jon just raises an eyebrow and looks at Gerry's current tangled-in-a-blanket state. Now it’s Gerry’s turn to blush.
“Well, usually. In my defense, it’s been a long bloody day, and I needed to crash.” Jon looks curious at that, but decides not to ask. A wise decision- Jon would get no answers from them. “Anyway, I better be off.”
Gerry gets up and pulls on their jacket, but pauses when they see the clock.
“Wait, why are you just leaving? It’s like 7:00? And what are you doing in the archives? Nobody ever really comes down here.”
“You’re down here.” Ah so Jon’s a prickly one. Gerry just gives him a Look, and Jon blushes again.
“Mr. Bouchard told me that I’m transferring to the Archives tomorrow, as an assistant. And that was at 5:00, and then I tried to finish up my work so no one in research would be stuck with what I didn’t get done. Then I was about to leave and realized I should probably go meet my new boss… So then I came down here and Gertrude just glared at me a bit before stomping off upstairs. I waited around for a bit, because I thought it might be rude if she came back down like only a few minutes later and I was already gone? But it doesn’t seem like she’s coming back anytime soon. And then I, ah saw you in here? And I didn’t think anybody else was down here, um, ever? So I just came in to look, and now we’re… here?”
Okay, so the rambling is a bit cute, and Gerry has half a mind to be amused, but there are more pressing concerns.
“Sorry, did you just say you’re going to be an archival assistant?”
“Um, yes?”
“Have you signed any papers yet?” Gerry’s properly concerned now, and Jon seems to be getting agitated.
“Yes? I signed the transfer papers?”
“Damn, Gertrude’s not going to be happy with that.”
“Excuse you, what’s that supposed to mean?”
“Oh Gertrude has been absolutely refusing to get new assistants for years. I would have thought Elias would have wanted to avoid pissing her off. No wonder she hasn’t been back yet. She’s probably ripping him a new one” Jon visibly bristles.
“Well excuse me, but I hardly see how having an assistant would be a bad thing. I mean, if the state of this place is anything to go by, then she certainly needs one.”
“Oh try telling her that. Or don’t,” Gerry gives a cynical snort, “she’s going to be right pissed no matter what anyone says.”
“Whatever,” Jon scoffs, “Too late now. She’ll either have to deal with me or take it up with Mr. Bouchard.”
“Oh I imagine she is.”
It isn’t until Jon is storming away, and stomping up the stairs that Gerry realizes that they were probably being rude.
“Well Shit”
#jongerry#tma#tma podcast#tma au#tma-typical meet-ugly#not sure where i’m going with this tbh#current wip#wip wednesday#gender-fluid Gerry#gender-queer Jon#jonder-queer if you will
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I have been possessed by a stronger than average craving for tinkering with Jonathan Harker's genders (Jonders). Jonathan Harker is undeniably and forever my favorite gothic heroine. But, being that there is so much to chew on regarding his potential fluidity when it comes to gender roles within the story--the classic damsel, the willingly submissive half of the couple, the vengeful berserker, etc--it's got me thinking.
Let's take the metaphor out. What would happen to the Dracula narrative if Jonathan Harker was...
First thing's first--she almost definitely gets shouldered out of the Important Solicitor's position due to reasons of Being Girl. But she still has to get to Transylvania to be menaced by Count Bat Bastard. How?
Hawkins! Johanna is working at the firm as a secretary and personal assistant to a still very paternally mushy old Peter Hawkins. When Dracula's request comes around, he can't give up such a lucrative client over his gout and there's no one he trusts to pass it to. He has to go. And it'd only be right to treat his surrogate daughter to a paid scenic vacation have his aide along on the business trip. Especially when she hunted down Carfax Abbey herself! What a lovely outing they'll have.
...or not.
True to form, Count Dracula is very much not to be trusted around pretty young things of any kind. Considering his canon habits, things aren't about to go any easier for Miss Harker. But at least she has Hawkins watching out for her in-person! It all makes for some very tense talk when discussing anything other than the estate purchase; which Hawkins seems as keen to rush as Dracula is to dawdle over. But at least they'll be out of here soon. What's a couple of awkward nights, right?
One in particular has Johanna nervous as she goes to bed. Hawkins had taken Dracula aside with a hard smile, insisting there was a 'delicate matter' he wished to speak with the Count about. The last time a 'delicate matter' was brought up was when he nearly lobbed a typewriter at one of his ex-solicitor's heads for some distinctly unseemly behavior in her direction. She hopes there isn't a storm brewing under their host's roof. She hopes harder that tomorrow they'll be heading back to the Borgo Pass.
Instead:
Oh.
Oh no.
Between this and one requisite nightmare-week in which the joys of womanhood come and go--let's leave it unspoken whether her set of bloodstained cloths stay in her possession or not--Johanna gets put through the wringer. Per usual. But eventually..!
Yeah. No shock there. Deep calming breaths, Jack. Don't let the wonderful diary concuss you.
Part of being one of two (gasp) G I R L S in the Scooby Gang, Van Helsing and company vote Johanna and Mina out of the dirt hunt. Except. Well. Johanna is still necessary to have on the ground here. She's the only one with the location intel--and a surprise willed gift of inheritance and the firm from poor Hawkins, who the Transylvanian locals all vouch for as being 'slain by wolves,' leaving Johanna free of blame--so she's still running around for the crew.
Even so, odds are high that she initially gets sidelined with Mina. Which isn't overly awful. It is good to be side-by-side in this timeline! No needless sequestering from each other! Johanna is already planning to see Mina back to their new house before they have to sleep another night in an asylum.
And then comes the 3rd of October.
Van Helsing: "Madam Harker, is it not somewhat attention-catching to wear trousers in public? We are meant to be unremarkable while we wait on th--"
Johanna, has already smoked through two cigars, kukri in her lap, playing a game of chicken with God: "Do you think I scaled a mountain in three layers of skirts, Professor? No? Then I will not do the same if the rancid bastard tries to escape out the window."
Van Helsing, aside: "Friend John, can you speak sense to her?"
Jack, melting off the side of the bench: "I think I hauve consumption"
Anyway. She very much does get to the Dracula head chopping. And there will be much rejoicing. BUT all that grimdarkness aside, there are other, more hijinks-flavored opportunities to think of with this particular set up. If only because I genuinely believe that Lucy and Art, having two spare best friends on hand and a general vibe that radiates 'ooooh what if triple wedding???', would come up with the following master plan. Some truly Shakespearean folly kind of shit:
Thankfully, Johanna and Mina nix the idea pretty quick. Case in point:
And, last but not least, my final word on the range of Jonders that exist within my very best gothic heroine friend:
ha ha I do that
#here take this giant monstrosity I cannot look at it anymore#my hands are rebelling and my eyes are fleeing to avoid looking at the screen#augh#jonathan harker#johanna harker#mina harker#mina murray#lucy westenra#peter hawkins#jack seward#abraham van helsing#arthur holmwood#quincey morris#dracula#my art#my writing#dracula spoilers#kind of
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jonder crisis
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Jonder Dysphoria
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/ymTapG4 by Ineffable_Ezra Words: 232, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Martin Blackwood, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Additional Tags: Trans Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Set in Episodes 159-160 | Scottish Safehouse Period (The Magnus Archives), Asexual Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, If You Squint - Freeform, Gender Dysphoria read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/ymTapG4
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Don’t mind me just Jondering the horrors
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#the magnus protocol#the magnus pod#using this forever#i Will insert Jon into every aspect of my life for he is me#try me
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ponder my jinfinite jorb......
oh my god i am JONDERING THE JINFINITE JORB. I have been BLESSED. BY THE JORB.
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I ADORE YOUR NAMES AND URL AND THEME ACTUALLY. HELLOOOOOO ily banana <333
<3333 HELLLOO ILY PLUTO TYSM
#a boy (gn) named pluto#i can't find your tag i hate tumblr but !!!!!#jules my jonderful jriend#plududeo <3#verbalization from yours truly
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More thinking about the Jonder (Jon Gender). I imagine Jon discovering it/its pronouns and just being Drawn to them. Jon meets somebody who goes by it/its and can’t stop thinking about it (pun intented) but can never work up the courage to admit it even to themselves so they use they/them in their head or with close friends (read: Georgie) and he/him everywhere else. By the time Jon is ready to use it/its for itself it’s already at the Magnus Institute, a place where they feel a constant need to come off as Professionally As Possible and nobody ELSE is using Neopronouns (for the same reasons as Jon, although it doesn’t know that) and is it even safe to be out as any shade of queer at all so it continues with business as usual pronoun-wise. And then it discovers that it’s turning into an eldritch inhuman monster and its gender feelings get 5000% more complicated.
#obligatory no j//mart or martin since this is going in the main tags and I Do Not Care for either#i don’t mean to be aggressive it’s just unavoidable in the broader fandom but i REALLY want to share my Jonder Thoughts#anyway this IS projection. how could you tell?#only instead of meeting somebody i watched a video where one of the speaker’s used it/its and couldn’t stop thinking about The Pronouns#i still don’t use it/its irl (at least not exclusively)#but they’re what i go by online#and i really really like them#i enjoy feeling like a Creachur living in other people’s phones and computer screens#anyway my thoughts on the Jonder are that Jon is a nonbinary transmasc (possible agender) Just Like Me!!!!#but i embrace and accept any reading of jon (except for cis. i just don’t see it at all. sorry)#i should have a sorting tag for all my jonder posts cause i’ve made a few now#and it matters a lot to me for reasons not unrelated to projection#ok here it is ->#jonder#jon sims#jonathan sims#tma#the magnus archives
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I published my jon/gerry/tim wip! I’ve only posted chapter one so far but i do have the beginning of chapter 2!
#fanfic#the magnus archives#tma#tma gerry#tma au#tma fanfic#jonathan sims#gender queer#gender queer jon#jonder queer if you will#jon/gerry/tim#jongerry#jontimgery#gerrytim#jongerrytim#y’all as a fandom we need to get better at shop names#cuz these aren’t cutting it
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are you still going to do a love letter, alive type thing for jon and melanie?
actually, i don’t think i will? their backstory/identity stuff is more something i’m getting used to incorporating into bigger stories to the point where i don’t really know what i’d do for that that isn’t Repetitive, and i'm also gonna be focused too much on PBR to really be interested or motivated. the georgie fic helped me to establish some lore i’d end up using in other things, but i don’t really see the other two as being quite necessary in a Series for it? if anything i’d do just melanie, but even then i’m not sure i’ll get around to it.
#femmelanie.....jonder........#neela-chaan#asks#edited this bc it took a min for me to be like. nah. im rly not jhbnkm#sorry!
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Alexander: Laurens, I like you alot!
John: S-Senpai.....!
#hamilton#john laurens#alexander hamilton#alexander x john#jonder#hamiltrash#shipping#hamilton ships#hamilton/laurens
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30 Day Drawing Challenge - D12 Pirates
I AM NOT SORRY.
but it’s @altisetsky‘s fault bcs this shit ruins me rn.
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Here is a list of a few “Dere” types for Valentine’s Day! Make sure you know what type of love you are getting into. ;)
#valentinesday#dere#tsundere#yandere#deredere#dandere#kuudere#himedere#oujidere#kanedere#undere#mayadere#sadodere#yoidere#jondere#johndeere#hajidere#kamidere#lovetypes#love#valentine#anime
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He's got looks that books take a page to tell
He's got a face that makes you run for your life
With his Money In The Bank contract in his hand
You would think he's doing alright
But
Like a baby or a stubborn child
He’s still angry
Always looking for someone to fight
Always angry
While you ask if God’s abandoned man,
He’s yelling “you gonna CATCH THESE HANDS”
#braun strowman#MIKA#blame it on the girls#wwe#parody#monster in the bank#mitb#money in the bank#monday night raw#hes 6’8 of stupid and angry and i love him#my big angry man#i also cannot believe they teamed him up with finn balor against KO and jonder mahal last week#poor sunil#hes not even in the match and hes getting his ass kicked by braun
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