#jonah speaks

[jonahsfinds]

meet tura [they/them]!

sneak peek of my cryptid for @gloomiegalaxie's create a cryptid challenge!

[retconjuration]

I FORGOT TO PUT LENSES IN HIS GLASSES

[danidoesathing]

J.K. Simmons playing J. Jonah Jameson in every timeline has to be one of the funniest running gags ive seen in a movie. anyone can be Spiderman but there can only be one J. Jonah Jameson

[bats4sophie]

me rn cause OUGH my tummy,,,, god take all my suffering and give it to Elias Bouchard pleaseee pretty please

[royaltea000]

Every letter addressed to Jonah Magnus just sounds like several men of good high standing who he’s tricked into giving him their knowledge money and affections realizing that they’ve fallen for a succubus but they can’t find it in them to hate him too hard- like do you know what I mean??? I know it’s just the old timey way of speaking but every statement just sounds like “please my evil twink, I beseech you!” Like this is why I can only imagine him as like very Dorian Gray-esque in my head. Please someone tell me I’m not crazy for thinking this that’s literally their evil bbg that’s sucked them for all they’re worth and thrown em away

[useragarfield]

when you look up the definition of simpdom in their little island kingdom i hope prince eric shows up. i hope dimples mcgee who had his ass saved and decided actually, that's my future wife. TIME MAY CHANGE THE SHORELINE, BUT TIME WILL NOT CHANGE ME. even aside from his kindness to ariel when she couldn't speak, when he found out she was a mermaid, he just held her tighter. dude had his mind made up. married her so fast, man. love me a dimples mcprince ericgee.

[randoaccnt]

It's really interesting hearing what the Magnus Institute looked like from an outsider's perspective.

As far as I remember it was never really mentioned in the original series what the offices or the building looked like.

But this quote from Red Canary really says alot:

It just goes to show how much Jonah tried to keep everyone separate from one another, to the point that the offices are said to look like cells.

Just goes to show that The Eye had a home there just as much as The Lonely did.

[ratatatastic]

our catmin of course is having their fun and by that i mean try to get everyone in trouble with sasha by putting his face on a golf ball and giving it to them to catalogue their varying levels of fear and enthusiasm at the idea of hitting their captain

Cats Classic | 9.16.24 (x)

[a-dumbass-jester]

I forgot to post this here but I made a tma ver of that pixel voice trend

{TikTok ver}

[jonahsfinds]

meet Via Fayde, my attempt at @sikoi's create an occult challenge!

thank you to all the CC creators who made this look possible!

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[asinglesock]

rip biblical prophet Jonah you would've loved weighted blankets

rip Jonah you would've loved life jackets

rip Jonah you would've hated seaworld

rip Jonah you would've loved confessional poetry

rip Jonah you would've loved air conditioner

rip Jonah you would've loved greenhouses

rip Jonah you would've loved AITA posts

[klm-zoflorr]

The beginning of mag 200 is so funny it's literally Jon coming there with badass music going like jonah magnus..... Time to pay for your crimes.... And elias just fell a 30 ft drop high as a kite hungover off his ass woozy as shit mascara smudged bedside hair like whah in the darnest boggin hen is going on my good fellow

You might be wondering hey mei do you have an artistic rendition of this and of course i do here goes

[allthegothihopgirls]

hilarious how JJJ seems to be out on an active mission to ruin all the spider-people's lives in EVERY UNIVERSE. but e616 JJJ completely adores silk because she 'saved' him a SINGLE time. most spiders have put in more effort on their worst attempts to sway him over.

[simpforboys]

the lack of prince eric fics is sickening… LOOK AT HIM!! LOOK AT HIM!!

[thebadchoicemachine]

relistening to both TMA and TMP and insane headcanon: what if Trevor Herbert is Jonah Magnus in this universe

[congregation-of-the-spiral]

do we think the tmagp Trevor Herbert is Jonah Magnus be honest