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jaybirdluvr73 · 1 year ago

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Jay's Fic Recs

One Piece, HotD, JJK,

One Piece

Zoro

Just a little longer by @sleepymarimo

One time where Zoro pushes your affections away and another time when he begrudgingly accepts them.

The one that (almost) got away by @loguetowns

it takes him 12 hours to realize

Baby, let the games begin by @irisintheafterglow

Reader is a pirate hunter who used to compete with Zoro, before he joined the Strawhat crew. They reunite after Zoro joined the crew.

Got me spinning like a ballerina by @mydearlybeloathed

zoro doesn't dance, but he has no issue in watching you twirl yourself off your feet. so long as you twirl back to him when your feet get tired.

Ultimatum by @undiscovered-horizon

Zoro hits you with a "fine, I'll be your boyfriend" when you try to break off your casual situationship

Shanks

Jolly Sailor Bold by @httpwintersoldier

your curse leads you to a certain red-haired pirate that ends up taking you hostage for the rest of your life. And you very much agree with the decision.

Sanji

Puzzled by @mynewblackdress

Due to your insecurities, you thought Sanji was making fun of you whenever he complimented you until you realized he wasn’t.

Go Fish! (series) by @honnelander

reader and Usopp are playing a card game when Sanji finds them. teasing ensues.

House of the Dragon

Aemond

Be Quiet by @youraverageaemondsimp

DILF!Aemond Targaryen x Babysitter!Reader

Duty, Sacrifice by @ewanmitchellcrumbs

Her and Aemond have always loved to play hide and seek, however, the night he returns from Storm's End, their game takes a much more sinister turn.

Catalyst by @oneeyedvisenya

Your job as Dr. Targaryen's lab assistant becomes far more hands on than you expected.

His Love by @valeskafics

When Aemond finds you after you ruin Aegon's coronation, he is in for a surprise.

To have and to hold by @lilibethwrites

Reader goes to Storm's End, and instead of claiming Lucerys's eye, he makes reader his wife.

Jujutsu Kaisen

Nanami Kento

Professor by @fairyhub

The Princess by @classyrbf

sometimes being a princess comes with strict rules and responsibilities so why not have a little fun with the man who was assigned to protect and defend you

Ex Husband Nanami by @classyrbf

Headcannons about ex husband Nanami

everything i was looking for by @awearywritersworld

when nanami became a salaryman, jujutsu wasn't the only thing he left behind. four years later, he's got his job back and he wants you back too.

Natural (series) by @justauthoring

you fit into their little family, perfectly - naturally.

Gojo Sataru

"do you like me?" "nope." by @awearywritersworld

even yuuji realizes that gojo has a crush on you, but you're oblivious as ever

I wanna show you off by @gojonanami

when you accompany your friends to a bar rich men and women frequent, you catch the eye of a certain white-haired rich

Is it over now? ft. Geto by @gojonanami

suguru thinks the only way you'll leave him is if he lies to you about cheating on him - and it is. but turns out, you're not so easy to leave -- for him and his best friend.

the cutest couple on the Internet by @osaemu

steamer!au - you flirt with his rival

Toji Fushigoro

stay as long as you need by @awearywritersworld

toji can't stop hanging around his new neighbor, even though she has a boyfriend. oh well, he knows he's better for her anyway.

Geto Suguru

One of your girls by @fairyhub

you can’t help your feelings for your brother’s best friend

Is it over now? ft. Geto by @gojonanami

suguru thinks the only way you'll leave him is if he lies to you about cheating on him - and it is. but turns out, you're not so easy to leave -- for him and his best friend.

Sukuna Ryomen

Men are so quick to blame the gods (series) by @awearywritersworld

your boyfriend is a heavy sleeper, leaving you to form an unlikely relationship with the curse occupying his body during the late hours of the night.

Death is no more by @rinhaler

you know you shouldn't be here, right? what would possess you to visit an underground fight club? one of the fighters is kinda cute though...

How you get the girl by @yuujispinkhair

He knows how ironic this is. He is Sukuna, the guy who is known to always wear a smug smirk on his tattoed face and have a snide remark ready at all times. And yet, when you stand in front of him and confess your feelings to him, he is at a total loss for what to do.

The brat and the child that comes with him by @mysicklove

Sukuna might not be the best older brother, but at least Yuuji doesnt seem to mind.

Best friends (older brother) Sukuna by @seeingivy

Lullaby for the past by @poe-daydreams

#one piece #opla x reader #sanji x reader #zoro x reader #shanks x reader #house of the dragon #aemond targaryen x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #nanami kento x reader #gojo satoru x reader #geto suguru x reader #toji fushigro x reader #fic rec #fanfiction #jjk fanfiction #one piece fanfiction #hotd fanfic #sukuna ryomen x reader

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lilsocksiswriting · 11 months ago

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Fandom: Jujitsu Kaisen

Paring: Sukuna X Fem!reader

Summary: Holidays back home are here, Sukuna makes you cum harder.

Warnings: NSFW, No Beta, minors DNI,

Tags: College/modern Au, hurt/comfort, phone sex, orgasm denial, Sukuna likes to be called sir, Sukuna pep talks, mutual masturbation

Word Count: 4.04K

Master list

Chapter Six || Chapter Eight

Y/N: I have landed in the land of layovers! Now it’s time for food!

Sukuna: Overpriced fast food? How exciting.

Y/N: A land of layover delicacy.

Y/N: I landed home.

Sukuna: good, you managed to get home without falling out of the sky.

Sukuna: Morning doll.

Sukuna: Do not look at the image Yuji sends you

The gang(but we aren’t like a gang gang)

Yuji: Y/N! We went to go see the Christmas lights and I got bro to ride the littel kids' train with me!

Yuji sent a pic

Y/N: omg

Nobara: look at him! Ha! He barely fits! How did you manage to get him to go???

Megumi: He looks pissed. He’s going to scare the children.

Yuji: …He did make a few cry.

Megumi: Did he go on the train ride just to make small children cry?

Yuji: I told him it would make Y/N smile.

Sukuna: Morning again

Sukuna: That littel shit ate all the cereal again.

Sukuna: I. fucking. Hate. The supermarket. This time of year is the worst. They’re all like littel bugs scurrying about in a panic, but I really want that cereal.

Sukuna: What are you up to tonight? Any fancy parties?

Sukuna: I swear to god the barista was someone from the club. I flirted with him a bit in case you wanted to take him home one night.

Sukuna: It’s pretty nice out today.

Sukuna: Keep leaving me on read, ok

The moment you got off the plane it was dinner with your mother’s roommate for college. The next morning it was brunch with your grandparents on your father’s side at the country club followed by a late afternoon tea. That evening it was a Christmas party at your mother's law firm.

You did manage to sneak a peak at your phone to see the most adorable picture of Sukuna, squished into a child-sized seat little train ride full of kids and their parents. He had his arms crossed and a deep, pouty frown. What a humbug. God, he was so cute!

You have just enough time to send a quick reply in the group chat before you have put your phone away and pretend as if nothing happened. Your mother finding out that you had a boyfriend was the last thing that you needed right now. And one that did not meet her standards? You don’t even dare fathom the response she would have. Your relationship was already strained from transferring to a university not her choosing. You will be the first L/N not to graduate from the private university of your hometown.

For the rest of the evening, you do the same thing you had been doing since the moment you stepped off the plane, pretend. You pretend to be elated to see your old friends from high school, your old roommate, relatives, and your parents’s coworkers. You pretend to laugh along with their jokes and jabs about you going to a state university now.

All the while feeling more and more alone and desperate for just one genuine thing. A real smile, a real compliment, or real merry anything! But what would be the use of that? Wasn't looking pretty and perfect enough?

When you get home you're pooped but you cannot sleep. You toss and turn in your sheets. You feel weird. You feel so lonely and disconnected from the real world. In the darkness of your childhood bedroom, you wonder if your university was even real.

'that's stupid Y/N of course it's real.'

You remind yourself of all the hard work you put into the last semester and how you deserve a break. But when could you take that? It's so much work not making any waves here back here at home. Making sure that the holiday remains jolly and all that. Had it always been this hard?

You remind yourself that you have friends. You scroll through the group chat reading what everyone is up to. This was a bad idea. They all lived in the same town, and they all were enjoying the break together. They didn't have to pretend like everything was fine and great and like they were not becoming the disappointment of their families.

You make a bigger mistake by clicking on Sukun's messages. He gave you these cute littel updates that slowly stopped which made sense since you had not replied to any of his texts since landing. Not much sense in doing so now since it was later in the time zone he was in.

But, fuck, you missed Sukuna. You missed Nobara, Yuji, and Megumi. You missed how Sukuan's bed smelled. How you could hear Yuji and their grandpa in the mornings. You miss how lived in and warm the house felt. you missed feeling happy.

It was stupid but you called Sukuna. It rings and rings.

rings and rings.

"Oh, so you can't return a simple text but you can call me at three in the goddamn morning?"

you swallow a knot in your throat. God, just hearing his pissed-off, groggy voice made you relax under your comforter.

"I'm sorry, I've barely had time to check my phone," is the excuse you gave to him. You keep your voice quiet, paranoid that your mom can come knocking at any moment.

"Oh, too busy being all rich and distinguish to give your low-life boyfriend a text?" he sneers.

"It's not like that, my mom-"

He does not give you a chance to explain your actions, "Would be appalled that you're dating a guy like me?"

"No- well yes, but it's more than that. She is already mad at me-

"Mad?” his laugh and dark and sends a shiver down your spine. “About what? Did you use the wrong salad fork? Did she find out that you fraternizing with someone so being your wealth? " his voice is now shaper, cutting into your feelings and getting straight to the bone.

No, no, hearing Sukuna's voice was supposed to make you feel happy and remind you that there is an end to this long trip home.

"It's not like that...." you trail off. What was it like to go back home, to feel so hesitant to tell everyone about your boyfriend, and your friends, and how much you are enjoying your degre program??

"Oh, I think it very much is Doll. You see all your rich friends and their rich parents with their nice cars and nice-"

"No!" your voice rises and becomes tighter, "It's not like that at all and you sound like yo-you don't understand at all."

"Than make me," he threatens.

Oh, oh that littel shit was good. It was one of the oldest's tricks in his book. He pesters and angers you until you tell him exactly what it is that is bothering you.

"It's all so fucking fake Sukuna...." the dam breaks and tears well up in your eyes. "It's been one gathering after the other where I felt like I have to act like everything is fine and the whole family doesn't see me as this..this disappointment for not choosing the university they went to. And everyone here is so fake too. I don't that one person has genuinely wished me a merry anything. And you know what I want to gush about you. I wanna tell everyone how you make me swoon and laugh I want to save that cute picture of you in that tiny ass train seat as my lock screen. I want to tell them about my friends and the things we all get up to…. but I can't because.... because...I'm scared of dealing with ramifications. "

you were scared of what your mother might do.

But she would never...

would she...

"Doll?"

"I'm scared of what she might do if she finds out I have friends there....if I have you....a-and I'm afraid she might...." your voice was shakey as things came together. It is still not all there, but the feelings are.

"Doll keep talking to me," you hear Sukuna encourage.

"I-all this time I thought it was so ridiculous that me going to a different college bothered my mother so much. b-but I get it now, that's wh-why I'm hiding all of you... I'm afraid she'll take it away from me."

Sukuna scoffs, "Oh she can try doll. but I'd hunt you down no matter where that wench tries to hide you."

he can't see you shake your head," No...you don't get it.... This is what she does. If I choose something that that's not up to her standards she doesn't just take it away or hide it from me... She'll- she'll make me give it... I-I do want to give you up. Sh-she so manipulative that way I’ve fallen for it so many times.”

"Hey,” god his sift voice was killing you in the best way. You could melt into it. Just become lost in that deep tone forever. You cling to it like a lifeline. You'll continue clinging to it until you can find your way back to him. "Don't get choked up on me.... just breathe with me for a bit."

you try, you really try. God what if your mom passes by? What if she makes out your hushed tone? You can hear the things she would say.

'Baby, why are you crying?'

'No, no, baby, a good boyfriend wouldn't make you cry.'

'Well the fact that you have to hide him tells me you know this is a bad relationship to be in.'

"Su-Sukuna...."

"Yea Doll?"

"C-can you just talk to me? just- don't want to think. I just wanna hear your voice, please?"

"Yeah," and Sukuna goes on the tell you about his day, about the appointments he had at work, and what he's eaten. There we go, you breathing clams. When Sukuan can't hear the sobs and hiccups he starts to ask you questions.

"So you have to tell me how about all the crazy rich people shit that’s been happening."

“Wait hold on! You mean she dated twin A all throughout school, had this man's child, then left him for Twin B! And no one really bats an eye because it's his name in the law firm?"

When Sukuna hears you giggle he can finally relax. He made a note to ask you more about your home situation, mabey torturer some information out of his younger brother. But right now he just doesn't want to hear you like that again with him being so far away.

"So what are you wearing?"

"Oh my god Sukuna really?" you giggle again and it was so fucking cute how you sounded.

"I'm in nothing"

"B-bull," he can hear the flusteredness in your voice.

"Well I am now", he says kicking off his sweats. "So know what you know what I'm wearing..."

"a slik pjay set,” You answer. “Just a shirt and shorts. Nothing really special.”

"Fuuuck," his hands slip down his bare stomach, "That pretty pink one you 've worn to sleepovers ?"

"Yeah- you remember what I wear to sleepovers?"

"Oh, i remember that little set."

you squeeze your thighs together grab your AirPods from your nightstand and pop them in so your hands feel to play with yourself.

"Why?" you ask

On the other end Sukuan smirks. his hand reaches his soft cock that's already getting hard at your timid inquiry.

"Why? Are you really asking me that? you really don't have a clue what you do to me? You’ve got to have soem idea doll. Did you ever think it was odd that I took one look at you in those little shorts and wished all you little shits a good night then headed up to my room?"

A hand finds itself between thighs. your fingers being rubbed yourself over your shorts. "I-I just brushed it off as Sukuan being Sukuna. What did you do up there, while we were all just downstairs?"

"I stroked my fat cock like am now, " he tells you.

"Oh," you moan.

"What are you doing right now doll?"

"I'm touching myself, th-through my shorts," you tell him feeling hot and needy all of a sudden. That's just the effect that Sukuan's deep, shameless voice has on you.

"Over your clothes? That doesn't sound too fun. Be a good girl and put your hand down your shorts, slip your fingers between those pretty lips, and tell me how wet you are."

Getting so caught up in his playful and authoritative voice you obey. Your breath hitches when your cold finger slips under the waistband of your panties. You hear Sukuna hum on the other end.

"Fuck Doll I'm already so hard for you, missed your sweet cunt squeezing around my cock. "

"Su-sukuna..." You push your fingers between your lips and gasp, "Oh-oh my god, i-i'm wet."

You hear a raspy giggle, "I fucking knew that needy pussy missed me."

"So much," you mumble gathering up the slick and rubbing it over your clit. "A-are you still....."

"Mhm, going nice and slow. Taking my sweet time and enjoying all those sounds you making for me."

You giggle," I've barely made any noise. I'm trying to be as quiet as I can."

His voice grows stern, "Don't you fucking dare doll. Don't keep one sound from, I wanna hear it all."

"o-ok"

"Ok sir," he corrects you.

Your pussy throbs at the authority in his voice, "Wh-what?"

"Tonight, you call me sir and follow my orders. If you do that, be my good girl, then you'll get a reward."

"Damn, " is all your mind can muster. your boyfriend was so hot.

"What was that?"

"y-yes sir."

"Good girl," his voice was like melted honey in your ears, "Take off those shorts so you can get to that cute cunt better. "

You kick off your comforter then push your shorts and panties down your hips. They wind up somewhere beside your bed

"it sounds like you enjoying yourself doll."

"I am," you answer and quickly remember to add, " sir."

"You catch in so quick." Sukuna rubs his thumb over the head of his cock.

"Permission to ask a question, sir?" you ask before your mind becomes too muddled that you forget it.

"yes, doll?"

"W-what did you think about? When you were upstairs jerking off?"

Sukuna hums, the noise going straight to your core makes you moan softly.

"Curious thing aren't you? why should I divulge my secret fantasies to you?"

Of course, Sukuna was teasing you. And of course, you getting so caught up in the way he makes you feel so lot and good that you play into this sir kink he has.

Honestly, Sukuna would love to tell you all the lewd fanatics that he had since you first called him an ass to his face.

"B-because they have me in them?"

"mmm, try again~,” he teases.

"Because I wanna know what makes you feel good sir."

He smirks, his hands flicking over his head and smearing pre-cum down his shaft. "Mainly I think about you under me, fucking into you so rough your titis bounce under that silky top. Yes, making ride my thigh until your cryin' and creaming though the shorts making a big wet spot all before a fuck anther orgasm out of ya."

"Oh god," you gasp. Your body responds to his deceptions. “Remind me to wear that more when I get back. Can I go faster sir, please?"

“Of course doll," he tells you but don't register the sly tone. You wanna hear more of his voice and let him make you feel so good that you do not that think that there mighty a catch."Tell me how it feels."

You spread your legs wider, leaning your head back as you described the ecstasy coursing through your body as your fingers work at your clit faster," So good sir, my pussy sounds so wet for you. I miss you so much. My hole’s clenching around nothing sir.”

Sukuna lets out a ragged breath, fisting his cock faster ."That’s a good girl, Don't leave that tight cunt out, fuck yourself on your fingers for me."

"Ye-yes, sir," you were so wet at this point that your index and middle finger slipped right on in.

"Oh god, s-sir I can fit in two so easily."

Now it's Sukuna's turn to throw his head back. "And what about three?"

The noises you make are so cute m, so lewd, and shameless. Just how how lies to have you. You push in another, "Yes"

"And a fourth?"

"Mmm, makes me feel so full sir."

"That's good, that's good. Now fuck yourself like that was my cock filling you."

" y-yes sir, haa~ sir, feel so good, I can feel myself squeeze around them, so tight 'n' hot sir."

"That's it, that's my good girl,” he purrs. Sukuan swallows. He hopes that you can hear the quick fapfapfap of him stroking his cock. God did his body miss you did it crave to feel your touch again. He swears he can cum just knowing that he is not the only one craving sex.

The heel of your palm now scrapes over your clit making you tremble and moan Sukuna's name. you feel an orgasm growing and the world falling away.

"That’s it, that’s my good girl," he praises you making you feel so warm and happy. "Now stop."

"Sir~" You've graon but do as told.

Sukuna gets a rise out of this and laughs at you.,"Not so soft am I now?"

You blink up at the ceiling of your bedroom, fingers sit soaking in your cunt. soft? soft-" Are you serious? you bringing that up now?"

"I told you I wasn't going to forget that."

"Ugh, you are so evil."

His voice talks in that authoritative tone again, "I'm sorry what was that?"

"You are so evil, sir."

He hums. Sukuan grips the base of his cock. It weighs heavily in his hand, matching the weight he feels in his balls. They are filled with cum he wants to spill into your clenching hole and not his hand.

“Poor Y/N, “ he coos,” So hot and needy from her boyfriend's words, but he’s being so mean make you sit there with that needy cunt filled with her fingers.”

The wine that you make makes Sukuna groan, “That’s it doll, cry for me soem more. Beg for it.”

"pleeeease sir," your hole needy cut squeezes around your fingers, "Please let me fuck myself on my fingers for you. need it so bad. Please, sir."

Holy fuck are you a fast learner. In his state, the thought that you could be a succubus who knows just what to say makes his cock hard, and aching crosses his mind. Sukaun lets a low moan rumble through his chest, That’s it doll, more. G-give me more."

You inhale a wobbly breath, straining to keep your fingers still inside yourself. “It's so hard not to move sir. Not to curl my fingers inside me the way that you do. Miss the way you fuck me so much. Miss you so much, sir. I-i don’t think I can make myself cum the way you make me do.”

“You sound so patient right now,” Sukuna mocks you as he starts to stroke his erection again. “Can’t even make herself cum, you have to have me ther to do it for you. It's only been a few days and you already miss this fat cock stuffing you cunt. Fucking you full of my cum until you’re screaming.”

“Sir please,” you beg.

You hear Sukuna’s harsh breath on the other end,” fuck, sound so good when you beg like th-Ah! That Doll. You wanna cum with me?”

“Yesyesyes,” you nod eagerly even though he can’t see you. Your cunt is just as eager squeezing around your fingers.

“Then go on, fuck yourself for me doll, let me hear all those cute noises you make as you cum imaging those fingers are my cock fucking you like your my little sex doll.”

Finally being given permission to pleasure yourself, you began pumping your fingers in and out of you. Ecstasy runs rampant through your system. Your soft cries of pleasure sound so good to Sukuna. He groans pumping his fists faster.

“That's is doll that's is, that's it, fuck you gonna cum for me?”

“Yes, " your fingers curl and manage to find that spot inside you that makes you arch your back,” Please master let me cum, need to cum so bad.”

There is an amused moan from the other end before Sukaun taunts you,” Yea you need to cum that bad? You think you can get there with my voice alone?”

“Yes, please let me cum sir,” You plead feeling the pressure build in your gut, but you're somehow staving off an orgasm until Sukuna says which is madding. “I need so bad. Please, sir.”

Having you pleading like that and knowing he has so much power over you at this moment makes him feel so good. He curses as his hips jerk.

“My desperate little slut being such a good girl waiting for me to give her permission, “he says in a breathless voice.

You whimper this time making his eye roll back, “Yes I’m desperate to cum Sir. Please, please i need this. “

“Then cum,” Sukuna demands bucking his hips into his fist, “Hard.”

Your whole body feels light, your ass floating off the bed. You ruthlessly shove your fingers knuckle deep in your sopping wet pussy. Your palm ruts into your clit as you feel yourself become flooded with pleasure and ecstasy.

On the other end of the phone, Sukuna moans your name as cum covers his closed fist. He feels his cock twitch against his palm as spurt after spurt leaks from the tip and over his fingers.

As you float back down to your bed you barely register any of the lonely feelings of being home again.

“You still with me doll?” the softness of Sukuna’s voice for the other end begins your voice back.

“Yeah,” you give a small uncomfortable noise as you slip your finger out of yourself, “just, wowed like always.”

“How you feelin’?” he asks reaching over to grad some tissue for his nightstand.

“Great, I think I really need that….and to just hear your voice. Thank you for picking up.”

Sukuan throughs the tissue into the trash leaving the two of you in silence before replying, “Even if I’m annoyed with you for designing your ghosting shit… I’ll always pick up Y/N”

“Thank you.”, your voice wobbles a bit,” I’m sorry for haunting you.”

Sukuna rolls his eyes “Come on don't start crying again.”

“I’m sorry it's just a lot harder when I’m home.”

“God stop apologizing you sound so pathetic,” Sukuna scoffed then addressed you in a stern voice,” Listen y/n, stand proud. You are strong. You will continue to smile and endure your family knowing that you will come back here. When you do come back then you can let out all those emotions, to me, in my arms. Understood? “

“Yes sir,” you confirm wiping away your tears,” But can you do one more thing for me? Well, two actually.”

His automatic reply is, “Anything.”

“Can you stay on the line until I fall back asleep? And, can you keep giving me those cute little updates about your day? They kind of make mine.”

“As long as you don't call them cute, then yes.

You pull up your shorts and settle back under the comforter. You get lulled back to sleep by his soft voice and more stories about what everyone has been up to since you left. And just when you are on the edge of falling asleep ask,” Oh, and doll?”

“Hmmm?”

“Happy holidays,” he says and wants to say more, but he thinks neither of you is ready for those words, at least not yet.

You make a happy hum on the other end of the phone and Sukuna only ends the call when he can hear your even breaths and a slight snore here and there.

#sukuna #sukuna smut #sukuna x reader #jjk college au #jjk imagines #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk #jjk sukuna #privet stacks #jujutsu kaisen

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saitama-vs · 1 year ago

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Gir from Invader Zim 61.5%

Gnome Ann from Xkcd 85.6%

Gorgeous Freeman from Gorgeous Freeman 56.8%

Gotrek Gurnisson from Warhammer Fantasy 63.1%

Hatsune Miku 73.8%

Holly Jolly from Sleepless Domain 72.6%

Homura Akemi from Madoka Magica 28.1%

Imposter from Among Us 50.5%

Ingo and Emmet from Pokemon 47.7%

Isca the Unbeaten from X-Men 3.1%

Jailbot from Superjail 46.2%

Jerry from Tom & Jerry 89.7%

Joltik from Pokémon 68.7%

Kabal from Mortal Kombat 23.2%

Kanade Yoisaki from Proseka 33.3%

Karl the Raccoon from Bungou Stray Dogs 84.9%

Kira from Death Note 16.9%

Kirby 86.8%

Kobeni from Chainsaw Man 53.4%

Kyubey from Madoka Magica 20.6%

Lamb from Cult of the Lamb 51.5%

Larry the Cucumber from Vegetales 48.2%

Leeroy Jenkins from World of Warcraft 37.2%

Link from The Legend of Zelda 22.0%

Luigi, While Doing Nothing 79.3%

Luo Binghe from Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System 43.4%

Macbeth 15.6%

Madoka Kaname from Madoka Magica 49.0%

Magda from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 67.0%

Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy 52.6%

Maxwell from Scribblenauts 75.4%

Melissa Foddebrat from Beware the Villainess 40.5%

Metal Cat from The Battle Cats 51.6%

Mindy from Animaniacs 58.4%

Minimoose from Invader Zim 82.3%

Mio Naganohara from Nichijou 80.3%

Mister Invincible from Mister Invincible 76.3%

Mister Miracle from DC Comics 37.0%

Mob from Mob Psycho 100 41.2%

Monkey D. Luffy in Gear Fifth 25.6%

Monokuma from Danganronpa 16.1%

Mosquito from One Punch Man 76.1%

Mr. Bean from the Mr. Bean Show 51.1%

Nahida from Genshin Impact 15.4%

Neco-Arc from Tsukihime 70.9%

One of Every Pokemon 44.5%

Orko from He Man/Masters of the Universe 53.4%

Peegue from Return to Wonderland/Wonderland Secret Worlds/the Wonderland Adventures trilogy 59.1%

Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney 57.4%

Percy Jackson from Percy Jackson and the Olympians 10.1%

Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb 66.4%

Pikmin from Pikmin 77.4%

Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony 90.4%

Plank from Ed, Edd, N' Eddy 74.7%

Plankton from Spongebob 29.1%

Pop Fizz from Skylanders 41.6%

Princess Tutu from Princess Tutu 63.4%

Prismo from Adventure Time 61.2%

Q from Star Trek 33.3%

Raku-Chan from Nyan Neko Sugar Girls 42.1%

Reigen Arataka from Mob Psycho 100 41.5%

Remy from Ratatouille 54.2%

Rick Shades from Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic 16.6%

Rio Mason Busujima from Hypnosis Mic 29.6%

Roadrunner from Looney Tunes 93.8%

Roger Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit 66.1%

Ryan, the 'I Like Trains' kid from ASDFMovie 68.1%

Saiki Kusuo from The Disasterous Life of Saiki K 65.7%

Saint from Rain World 56.4%

@saitama-vs 30.3%

Sans from Undertale 51.3%

Santa Claus 64.2%

Saxton Hale from TF2 43.5%

SCP-682, The Hard-to-Destroy Reptile 24.2%

Shedinja from Pokemon 72.5%

Sissel from Ghost Trick 68.3%

Six Balls from Scum Villains Self Saving System 70.1%

Socioeconomic Inequality from Real Life 72.3%

Spider Ham 53.0%

Spies from Spy vs Spy 45.3%

Squirrel Girl from Marvel Comics 83.5%

Stanley from The Stanley Parable 49.0%

Starchild Dave Bowman from 2001 34.7%

Steve from Big Top Burger 81.7%

Stuart Little from Stuart Little 23.7%

Swarm of Bees from Real Life 83.5%

Tenma Tsukasa from Project SEKAI 39.9%

The Animaniacs 86.9%

The Cabbage Merchant from Avatar: The Last Airbender 33.6%

The Djinn from Twisted: the Untold Story of a Royal Vizier 86.5%

The Great Gazoo from The Flintstones 55.7%

The Goose from Untitled Goose Game 94.3%

The Gopher from Caddyshack 79.4%

The Groke from Moomins 73.5%

The Midnight Crew from Homestuck 23.9%

The Monty Python Rabbit 64.8%

The Penguins from Madagascar The results of this one are complicated

The Pink Panther from The Original Pink Panther Cartoons 87.5%

The Swan from Hot Fuzz 90.7%

The TF2 Mercs The results of this one's complicated

The Tick from The Tick (1994) 34.7%

Tom Bombadil from Lord of The Rings 80.5%

V1 from ULTRAKILL 65.9%

Vriska from Homestuck 36.2%

Xi Ping/Xi Shiyong/Tai Sui from Tai Sui 34.2%

Yonah from Nier Replicant 28.6%

You 22.6%

Youngster Joey's Top Percentage Rattata 37.9%

#not saitama poll

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basilly · 2 years ago

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jolly holidays || jujutsu kaisen

|| ➼ cute boyfriend holiday activities

characters: gojo satoru, megumi fushiguro, yuji itadori

warning: no pronouns, fluff!

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ gojo finds it absolutely hilarious to catch you off guard by placing mistletoe above the two of you. tightly held between his fingers in the plush pocket of his coat, he follows you a couple steps behind. with his lips curled in a cheeky smile, he would tap his cheek with an expectant look. if you tried to walk away, he would stop you so fast and pout that you're wounding his soul. though you roll your eyes, you place a small kiss on his cheek every time.

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ megumi finds comfort within having you around him, especially in his apartment with a cup of warm tea. carefully holding two steaming mugs of your favorite holiday drinks, he treads towards the couch where you sat, all curled up in a blanket. after outstretching your mug towards you, he settles besides you. he has a habit of automatically leaning towards you- he truly just gravitated towards you. your heat just radiated, leaving him so contented this holiday season.

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ yuji dragged you outside like a child rushing to rip open his gifts when he saw it snowed a couple inches. ill-prepared for the weather, his bare hands shaped rough spheres with the white powdery snow before aiming them your way. it was game on. though many had missed, you made your own solid amount of hits. somehow the two of you ended up on the floor, giggling the entire time, shoving snow in each other's faces. the next 48 hours would be spent in bed, recovering from a cold- but the memory was one to last many winters ahead.

a/n: surprise! first jjk fic and late xmas LOL

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spicywhenspeaking · 1 year ago

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not all of my writing is explicit but a lot of it is so please only interact if you're 18+

I do write RPF so if you don’t like that don’t read lmao.

But I’d like to write characters too!

So feel free to send requests and I will try my best ! my inbox is open!

My biggest hyper fixations include

Bad Omens

Jujutsu Kaisen

Baldurs Gate 3

Avatar The Last Airbender

Teen Wolf >o<

ACOTAR & CC & TOG

let me know if you'd like to be tagged in anything :)

If I’m There : Noah X OFC Natalie

19/? chapters available

Noah and Natalie meet in high school and developed a relationship through their love of music and art. Falling in love, innocent and young, they think nothing can keep them apart. However, sometimes in the pursuit of your dreams the things we love the most get left behind

tags: angst, violence, depiction of sex, fluff, alcohol use, depression -> more to be added

Noah ->

Lost & Found : Noah

Smut/Fluff

you’re surprising your husband Noah while he’s on tour! It’s literally just SMUT

Crush Crush Crush : Fluff

you’re Folios sister and you have a crush on Noah and Noah keeps asking you about who you like with no idea its him.

Heater’s out : Fluff

just some fluff about you and Noah dealing with a power outage during your weekend getaway.

Backstage Fun: Smut

Noah F+$KS

Lake House Vacation Smut/Fluff

Noah missed you after months apart and couldn't wait any longer....

Folio ->

High Folio 👋🏼 : Folio X Reader : Fluff

this fic is 420 friendly and includes the recreational use of cannabis 🍁

Kissing

wine drinking and kissing

Jolly ->

Käraste Smut

based on a moodboard from @madomens

Nicholas ->

Hired to kill but falls in love Fluff

based on a moodboard from @madomens

Love Confession Prompt Fluff

You and Nicholas confess your love in the rain ☔️

Leaning onto each other, just being close, was enough. Fluff

surprised Nicholas on tour and you missed being in each other arms

dividers from here

#noah sebastian #noah sebastian fic #noah sebastian fanfiction #If I’m There Noah #bad omens fanfiction #bad omens fic #noah sebastian fluff #bad omens rpf #bad omens smut #noah Sebastian smut #noah sebastian x reader #nick ruffilo #jolly karlsson #noah sebastian bad omens #bad omens cult #my fic #jolly x reader #nicholas ruffilo

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moongirlcleo · 5 days ago

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Getou Suguru/Reader, Getou Suguru/Haibara Yu, Haibara Yu/Reader Characters: Getou Suguru, Haibara Yu (Jujutsu Kaisen), Reader Additional Tags: Top Getou Suguru, Getou Suguru is Whipped, Getou Suguru Lives, Soft Getou Suguru, Facials, Semi-Public Sex, Polyamory, Getou Suguru Has a Big Dick, Knifeplay, Phone Sex Summary:

Suguru has a lovely Christmas trip planned for his significant other in the city of love…

Enjoy this x reader fic I wrote last year!

#jjk #cleo writes

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monsterr-menagerie · 9 months ago

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WELCOME TO THE MENAGERIE!

Hi, hi! The name's Mabel—charmed to welcome you into my little corner of the interweb!

This is my main blog where I post and reblog anything that catches my many eyes. Heads up, this is a multi-fandom blog so there will be quite the variety of media I post about! Many of them are of the following;

(★) My own story and OCs ☾ * . ☄︎ *.⭐︎

(★!!!) Goosebumps: Escape from HorrorLand FMV

Eerie Indiana

Are You Afraid Of The Dark?

(★) Alice in Wonderland

(★) Beetlejuice (cartoon & movie)

Gravity Falls

(★) Persona (3R, 4G, 5R)

Devil May Cry

Undertale/Deltarune

Jujutsu Kaisen

Wolf's Rain

Attack On Titan

Studio Ghibli

Silent Hill

Digimon

(★) Pokémon (all gens)

note: this list is prone to change

note(2): stars indicate current fixation(s)

TAGS

I'll mostly post/reblog things that fall under the "family friendly" category, but that doesn't mean this is necessarily a PG account. I'll say and post some mature content, so proceed with caution whilst on your blogging endeavors!

#the ghoulery—🎨 (art tag)

#hall of horrors—📚 (writing tag)

#cranial cavity—🧠 (text tag)

#rebloggin'—🔄 (reblog tag)

CONTENT & AESTHETICS

💀- I'm a gigantic nerd for canon x reader/oc stuff, so if you're a big fan of that, then feel free to poke around! If it's not your cup of tea, then that's all good! Just be sure to remain respectful and we'll all have a jolly good time. ^^

🩸- Aesthetics: grunge, goth, y2k, dark academia, scenecore, clowncore, nostalgiacore, weirdcore, frutiger aero, and cybercore

Whelp, that should just about cover everything! If you're interested in talking with me, don't be afraid to send in an ask, comment, or pm! I'm more than happy to indulge in conversations with you guys. :]

Anyhoo, I wish you well on your internet-surfing! Have fun and beware of strange, unexplainable creatures along the way.

——— ( ´ཀ` )

HorrorLand (GB) ask blog

ao3

straw.page

#intro post #the ghoulery—🎨#hall of horrors—📚#cranial cavity—🧠#rebloggin'—🔄#monsterr-menagerie

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grigasmoshi · 11 months ago

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“With this mistletoe I summon, 8 reindeer yo-ho-ho divergent high elf, Mahoraga”

Megumi: “I’m gonna go deliver my presents now”

*Mahoraga smacks him out of the North Pole and onto Santas moving sleigh*

https://tenor.com/view/megumi-fushiguro-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-jolly-gif-4421522628605837829

#jjk memes #christmas memes #funny

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jollybone · 20 days ago

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Another one! His name is Keiji Okada, he's a teacher at Jujutsu Tech in Tokyo. He's nice :)

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jujutsu kaisen oc #jjk oc #oc #original character #digial art #artists on tumblr #jolly art #keiji okada

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the-silver-peahen-residence · 11 months ago

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||The cursed king doll||

Hi everyone, Peahen mom here with a little funny drabble for fun. After some asks from anons about a little punishment for a certain king. However, this one is for fun so lets get into it.

||Drabble Summary||

Lets say today was Christmas finally where everyone was enjoying the holidays and taking a break. However, what would happen when Sukuna sent a gift to NYC but it went too far? Seems a certain dragon had enough and asked a special someone to aid her in a little help. The result? Read to find out.

||Warning||

~This is half funny/adorable type of drabble

~crying/freaking out is present in drabble

~scared but adorable Sukuna plush is present in this drabble

((Guests in this drabble))

Taz Hellion, Kinie Ger, and Kisho belong to my amazing friend @demon-blood-youths

Sukuna Ryomen, yuji itadori, nobara kugisaki, megumi fushiguro, and gojo satoru come from the anime jujutsu kaisen but their also muses I rp with.

((Grammar mistakes and errors will be seen and noticed in this but it’s written for fun. I hope you understand but with that, please enjoy <3))

Today was a jolly happy Christmas day, seeing the jujutsu high school being on break while they are spreading cheer and holiday goodness. However, for a few, that was different. Right now, Yuji and KIsho was trying to not laugh while heading to class but their was a angry growling in Yuji's bag while he was walking with him.

Megumi was already in class with Nobara, Taz, Miko, and Yuria wondering where the two boys were.

"Are you sure they are not over sleeping again? I mean, they would be here with you right?" Yuria asked and yet Megumi sighed with a shrug of his shoulders.

"They would be yes but they told me to go ahead and they will see us later when class starts." he looks to the girls but sees Taz tilt her head with Kinie on her head too.

"Maybe their just being lazy again and wasting time. I know my king would not like that." she said simply but grins. "Or maybe chasing them for a good hunt will wake them up."

"Kinie.." Taz sighed.

"Umm..w..well, I'm sure they have a reason...it shouldn't be too bad." she mutters with Gojo wondering where the two were indeed.

"Well, I'm sure they will show. Though, we can wait a bit longer before-" as Gojo said this, the door opens showing Kisho and Yuji had finally arrived.

"Oh! You guys made it!" Taz smiled to her big brother and Kisho though they close the door to walk in but they were trying not to laugh while sitting down.

"Uhhhhh, are you both alright?" Nobara asked but Kisho tries to calm down with snorts and giggles slipping out.

"M..Morning Nobara and everyone else Pfffhh.....*snickers* Were good just having a nice Christmas." he said.

"Uh huh...." Megumi said. "And you too Yuji?" he asked seeing him nod.

"Yep..all good. No worries at all!" he said smiling even if he was lowering his head snickering with Kisho still giggling. The girls blinks now confused while Gojo confused too.

"Itadori is something funny?" He asked.

"No???" the two said snickering more while snorting loudly. Yeah, something was seriously up right now. But now that makes sense, others in school were snickering or giggling about something and the teachers didn't know what was going on. It was rather strange indeed.

For a bit, the two just kept snickering and giggling before Nobara sighing. "Alright that's it. What are you two laughing about!? You been giggling non stop for a while so what is it. What is making you two so giggly?!" Nobara asked before Yuji and Kisho just look at one another before breaking out laughing falling on the ground holding their stomachs.

"????????"

"Uhhhhhh..." Miko and Yuria was confused.

"Big brother?" Taz said confused and Kinie really confused.

"What the hell?! Why are you two laughing!? What is it!!" Kinie said demanding what is going on.

"Seems like it's pretty funny but were missing the joke here." Gojo said with a pout.

"Not funny Gojo sensei. Guys will you say what is going on?! What is so funny!!" megumi said only for Kisho to show a letter Yuji got to have him read it.

"Huh?" Everyone looks to the letter. Here is what the following letter reads:

'Dear King of Curses, Someone told me that you have been naughty and you like curses so much that you became the King of them. Therefore, here is my gift. You are now someone to toy with and play with. Hope you enjoy the week till the New Year or the upcoming spring....who knows.... Merry Christmas Signed By - Krampus

Megumi was silent reading this as the others were wide eyed then looks at him then at the other two laughing their butts off on the floor. "Hold on....Krampus?" he mutters before something caught Miko's ears.

'Yujiyoudamnidiot! getofftheflooryourfuckingcrushingme!!' said a angry toy like voice that sounded familiar.

"Uhhhhh, guys? Did you hear something?" Miko asked as Taz, Yuria, and Nobara blinks.

"Hear something?" Nobara asked but now the girls were hearing the angry yelling but Yuji hear to sit up but still was laughing catching his breath.

"H..Hold on, hold on.." he said snickering to reach into his bag and sets it on the table but their was movement inside the bag! This made Megumi, Nobara, Taz, Yuria, and Miko tense moving away a bit to see this. What was in the bag????

Gojo blinks to look but that's when something crawls out on all fours showing some sort of doll that looked like Sukuna. "Ughhh...damn brat..." he hissed but he looks seeing he was in a room but noticed the others seeing him.

'Oh damn it..'

"........Uhhhh, is that a doll?" Nobara asked.

"...That is a doll...and it sounds familiar.." Megumi said.

"Yeah...very familiar." Yuria said with Miko agreeing.

"True..." Taz mutters and Kinie looking at it.

Seeing this, Sukuna looks at them but grumbles as he tried to look menacing but couldn't. "What? You haven't seen a stupid doll before?" he said that the other blinks to look.

"......HUH!?!"

Both Yuji and Kisho bursts into laughing again falling on the ground with Eito squawking around with tears in it's eyes too to fall rolling on his back too.

"Damn it you three, shut up already! It's not funny!!" he said.

"..W..wait, isn't that...." Miko started but Megumi looks to the letter then to the doll that his eyes were in shock.

"You have got to be kidding me........." he said with his eye twitching.

"Uhhh M..Mr. Sukuna? Is that you?" Taz said worried.

"....Sadly yes Pup...it's me. Damn that stupid Krampus. He'll pay for this insult!" he growls but Kinie was more shocked that she looks to her king.

"My king! What the hell happen to you!?" she said.

"..Don't look at me princess! I look ridiculous in this stupid damn stuff toy!" he said that everyone was shocked but he kept hearing the boys still laughing except for Megumi who looks seeing the girls blink to the doll.

"Honestly I...so it was true? Krampus did this to you?" Yuria said but Miko blinks worried.

"What do you think!?" he shouted.

"Now now, don't shout. That's not nice." Gojo said. "Though, you look adorable as a stuffed doll." he said poking his cheek that Sukuna growls.

"STOP POKING ME! I'M STILL THE DAMN KING OF CURSES!! NOT SOME DOLL YOU CAN PUSH AROUND! I-" that's when Gojo picks him up to smile.

"But your adorable though!" he said holding him in his hands.

"LET ME GO YOU FOOL!!" he warns but Nobara takes him.

"You know, he looks so cute like this. Really cute." she said smiling while squeezing him gently.

"Will you stop with the squeezing girl! I demand you stop that or else I'll-" But as he said this, they were not prepared for what happened. A cute like squeak came from Sukuna followed by an adorable tone playing a Christmas song. When it finished playing he said, "

"I Luw you <3"

"o.o" Megumi was silent.

"O.o" Nobara was speechless

"........" was the only thing Yuria said.

"........" Miko was silent covering her mouth.

"........" Finally Taz was quiet to blink.

The group was speechless but Nobara blinks but in a moment...

"Awwwwww!!! That was adorable!" Nobara said squeezing him again hearing the cute squeaks.

"Stop that! Stop-"

"I luw you <3"

"Stop squeezing me you damn-"

"I love huggies and cuddles..."

"Damn it you wench stop-"

"Merry Christmas I love you all.."

"STOP SQUEEZING ME DAMN IT!!"

Nobara had hearts over her head squeezing and hugging the Sukuna Doll with a smile. "So adorable. This is too cute!!" she giggled that even Miko and Yuria was finding it cute. Even Taz too!

Kinie was in shock but she did admit he was adorable.

"Wow, this is new. I guess Krampus is punishing you for being a naughty boy this year Sukuna-"

"FUCK YOU GOJO!!" he shouted still being squeezed. "PRINCESS HELPPPPPPP!!" This snaps Kinie out of it before she quickly moves to snatch the doll away from the girls to hold the doll in her teeth.

"HEY!"

"Enough already! I think you made your point!" Kinie said but Gojo blinks seeing Kinie being cute too. "Besides, you guys need to act like adults here!" she said but as she said this, she looks to her king.

"Are you alright my king?"

"Nooooooo..I feel so humiliated being as this stupid stuff toy." he said.

"Don't worry, we'll find a way to turn you back-"

"You can't. Seems from this letter he's stuck in that doll till new years or till spring....." Megumi said but Sukuna growls angry.

"Damn it!" he said. "Ughhhhh...I hate this." he said.

"Don't worry my king. I'll be here to protect you so don't worry." However, as Sukuna was about to speak, Gojo picks Kinie up who blinks but sees him hold her.

"HEY! PUT MY PRINCESS DOWN!!"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Kinie hisses but Gojo was having hearts over his head too while nuzzling her.

"So adorable! You look so cute too Kinie!"

"Uhhh.."Taz was not expecting that while Kinie was struggling.

"Unhand me right now you idiot teacher! I only belong to my King!" she hissed but he still finds it adorable. Before Sukuna could help her, the girls grab him now squeezing and giggling.

"STOP SQUEEZING ME YOU VILE HARPIES!!!! STOP!!"

"But your soooo cute!" Nobara said hugging and still squeezing him hearing more squeaks.

"Yeah he's seriously cute!" Yuria said poking his cheek and Miko watching.

"Yep, so cute!" Gojo said happy.

"LET ME GO YOU DAMN TEACHER!!" Kinie hisses but bit his hand to jump down but he chases her with a smile.

"Come back! I want more cuddles!"

"LEAVE ME ALONE YOU IDIOT!"

Megumi and Taz blinks seeing this going on but he sweatdrops to do a face palm. Still hearing Yuji, Eito, and Kisho laughing even worse.

"...Why? Just fucking why?" Megumi said with Taz sweat dropping too.

This was going to be a while.....While for Sukuna, deep down he was furious.

'I'll kill that damn son of a bitch but I'll punish whoever did this to me. Ohhhh I'll make sure they regret doing this to me...but why do I get the feeling I might know who..' he thought but cute squeaks and hissing was heard in the room but again this might take a while.

#IC #silver roses #Drabble/short or long stories #silver butterfly mun #peahen mom #the mansion owner #the cursed king doll #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #kinie gur #daichi #ryomen sukuna #kisho #the fractions of NYC #demon-blood-youths #peahen writer #fraction adventures au #jujutsu sorcerers au

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hopeluna-archived · 2 years ago

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𝐹𝐼𝐶 𝑅𝐸𝐶𝑆

Some of my all time favourite works from some incredible writers in one place!

Some of these contain smut though!

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.𖥔 ݁ ˖ My Hero Academia

Trick or Treat by @bakugoyelling

(Tamaki Amajiki x Reader)

Summary: Wearing matching costumes, your family celebrates Halloween by giving out candy.

FILL MY LITTLE WORLD (RIGHT UP) by @shibaraki

(Aizawa Shouta x reader)

synopsis: you are employed by aizawa shouta to nanny for his vulnerable adoptive daughter eri while he’s at work. as time passes you find yourself equally smitten with them both, longing for a more permanent place in their family.

pretty white dress by @gaybybirth

(Dabi x reader)

Synopsis: You're shelving books like normal at work when a new face comes into the store. And in a small town where everyone knows each other, a new face really stands out. Especially when it's one that makes you burn in ways you never have.

please save me by @hitoshiyoshi

(Platonic!young!shimura tenko x reader)

synopsis: you save shimura tenko

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Jujutsu Kaisen

"in your arms tonight" by @suna-reversed

(Sukuna Ryomen x reader)

pomegranates and death by @suna-reversed

(Toji Fushiguro x reader)

pomegranate blossom by @mrs-kurooo

(Prince!Megumi Fushiguro x reader)

synopsis: star crossed lovers are fated to be met with tragedy

I'd crawl home to her by @strawberrystepmom

(hades!geto suguru x persephone f!reader)

about: the god of the underworld brings his most valued prize home at the risk of tearing the realm itself apart.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Stranger Things

Not Wholly Evil by @uglypastels

(Pirate!Eddie Munson x reader)

'Do not worry; we shall release you straight back into your father's arms– for a reasonable price, that is,' he looked around at his men, who all once again erupted in a jolly sea of laughter, matching his much softer depiction of humour. 'But for now….' He dramatically removed his hat as his unbrushed locks grazed the floor. When he rose back up, his grin had spread to the widest corners of his mouth, and his dark eyes were filled with menacing mischief, freezing your core at the thought of what he could possibly be holding back in his mind. 'Welcome aboard the Hellfire.'

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Bridegerton

Five senses of love by @libraryofloveletters

(Anthony Bridegerton x reader)

Right In Front Of Me by @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69

(Anthony Bridegerton x reader)

Summary: The only way he could rationally find a suitable wife was by removing love from the equation all together. Courtship was game of jumping through hoops he really did not want to play, and he was a Viscount. Surely there would be a father with a more than suitable daughter he could simply ask for your hand and get it. Or the one where your arranged marriage with Anthony Bridgerton isn’t a loving marriage… until it is.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Marvel

Wanting by @coalix

Yes its a whole masterlist....go read it. They have like the best Matt Murdock content I swear by @courtforshort15

like a wrecking ball by @chvoswxtch

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greycaelum · 3 years ago

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Can we have more [Mafia Gojo X Ex-Assassin Reader] it's so good omg 😫🤌🤌

Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo Satoru X Reader

(Kaleidoscope Series: Covet Me)

[And today's friends can be tomorrow's enemies. Today's opponents can be your allies tomorrow.]

[Note and Warnings: Psychological abuse, toxic, betrayal, mentions of death, smoking, light fluff at the end]

Caprice

Blinking dim lights, eerie whistling of the wind, and moldy smell of the dirty cold basement. It was to be expected out of being captured by Gojo Satoru, after the failed assassination. Moreover, she already accepted she won’t even get her death certificate sealed and thrown into the ocean.

And yet she never thought of waking up in a spacious grand room, with floral scent wafting her awake, crystal chandelier hanging on the high ceiling. She lay on the center of a California King bed covered by the thick duvet up to her chest. Roaming her eyes around, she notices the priceless pieces of vases and paintings in the room which she could recognize being sold in auctions both legal and underground, from the top of the ceiling to the corners of the room scream of grandeur and wealth. To the side is a veranda, open and free.

Did she miss something? Before she lost consciousness the muzzle of the gun pressed on her head is still fresh within her memories.

The organization must’ve saved her… Of course! The organization is the only one she could trust. She has only been ever loyal and obedient to them, they would never abandon her.

“Finally awake? I brought you lunch.” The door opened and she almost choked on her own saliva when the person turn around and walk to the bedside. “You’re asleep for two days.” A hand waved before her eyes but she refuse to move or make a sound. “Hey, are you deaf?”

Frowning she clutches the duvet and observes every move the man makes. Any suspicious movement she’ll strike him down.

“Look, I know that my face is a sight to behold, no offense taken there, continue admiring me. Gojo Satoru is my name, nice to meet you after failing to assassinate me, Miss?”

She blinked, still observing him and his ramblings. It’s not every day for a sniper to be captured and her target treats her to a bedroom that can put a five-star presidential suite to shame, and even deliver her lunch. What kind of sick joke is this?

“Okay, I knew I’m breathtaking but I didn’t think my face alone could leave you speechless. Point taken, anyways! Eat.” He glance at the small tray filled with a sumptuous meal he held earlier set on the bedside table. “The bathroom is there, after you freshen up press this intercom and ask them to bring you to my office. Later~” Just like that he left while humming a jolly tune.

“Did he inhale helium?” Befuddled, she stood and smell the coffee. Shrugging, she down the cup and sputtered. “Fuck! What kind of sugar is he using?” Violently coughing she reaches for the glass of water to wash the extreme sweetness of the coffee, she doesn’t think it’s qualified to be called a coffee, more like a concentrated sugar syrup underneath the façade of black liquid.

Rationally thinking if Gojo Satoru wanted her dead he wouldn’t waste time keeping her alive until today if he did put poison in her food and use the antidote as a prize to make her confess that’s sad for him. The organization trained their body and built their immunity to poison over the years. She’ll just hear what he has to say and escape later, that way she can bring information back or if luck favors her she can kill him along the way.

She washed up, taking her time to think which route to take going back to the headquarters. In the first place, it’s her fault for hesitating to pull the trigger and kill Gojo Satoru that landed her in this predicament.

Why did I hesitate at that time?

Even in her first kill she never hesitated to pull the trigger of the gun, so why?

Walking out of the bathtub and dried herself off. There’s a piece of clothing prepared on the sink. Frowning she eyed the kimono prepared on the marble counter. She knows what a kimono is, but she doesn’t know how to wear one. Several knocks alerted her followed by a woman’s voice if she needs help putting on the kimono. Putting on the underwear first, she grumbled how big the bra is compared to her size. “Darn him, he likes them big huh?” She grumbled at how loose the bra is. No other options left she opened the door and an elderly lady smiled to help her put on the traditional clothing.

“You look beautiful Ojou-sama,” the woman praised her pinning her hair with a white wisteria hairpin matching the dark blue kimono and white obi tied around her waist. She tried asking the old lady where this place is but only got a smile and handed her the intercom to call someone to lead her to the lord of the mansion’s office.

“Gojo-sama is waiting for you inside,” the butler opened the oak door and gestured for her to go inside.

The path they took earlier was too long and she never saw any doors leading outside. But one thing she realize was the layout of the place is like that of those old European castles perched on the hill.

“Did you like my gift? My nephew designed those coffins I buried them in.” She flinched at the voice and turn around but found no one. The voice seems to come from the other door. She pressed her ear to the wood and listened.

“A sniper and one division to kill me? Bold of you to think that’s enough. Headmaster Gakuganji”

“We will remember this debt Gojo.”

A loud laugh erupted in the room. But she froze in recognition of the organization headmaster’s voice talking to Gojo Satoru. Are they coming to save me? Salvation and gratefulness blossomed in her. I knew they would never abandon me.

“Sure, sure whatever old man. What about your dear lady sniper?”

A scoff echoed.

“I don’t need a failure in my organization. She’s a disgrace.”

Silence reigns over the room. On the other side, her hands trembled and cold sweat ran down her spine. She’s been nothing but loyal, always putting the organization above her life. But now… Her knees wobble losing their strength. She wanted to scream but she doesn’t know what she was feeling is. Despair? Sadness? Disappointment? All she knew was to say yes and follow their orders since a child until now did she only realize how empty and worthless her life was to the people she dedicated her existence. Her life doesn’t weigh anything. She’s but a disposable pawn.

The door opened and strong arms caught her falling body.

“Breathe. Your life doesn’t end here.”

II.

“There are cases like these. My conclusion, it’s a psychological matter. People like her are molded to take orders, their will for themselves are basically non-existent, what matters to them is to carry out their mission that’s all. Hearing her ‘gods’ abandoning her, resulted in her breakdown.” Shoko slips her hands in the pockets of her coat while sharing her conclusion with her friend.

“What will happen to her then?” Satoru frowned.

“I don’t know, it’s up to her when she wakes up.” Shoko looks down at the lady, peacefully sleeping. Until now she can’t understand why would Satoru bring home the person who tried to kill him, he would usually dispose of them as quick as possible. Besides, it’s not like this is the first time a lady was sent to kill him. Gojo Satoru is too smart to fall for those honey traps. So why? “I can arrange for her to be sent to a private hospital,” Shoko added.

“No, she’ll stay here,” Satoru darkly answered and dismissed Shoko. “You disposed of the tracker embedded in her tooth right?”

“Yeah, Suguru and I tossed it to the ocean.”

Nodding, Satoru dismissed Shoko. The door closed and only then did Satoru approach the bed, the IV drip inserted in her wrist and cannula in her nose providing oxygen. He sat at the bedside and watch over her features. He intentionally did the call for her to hear it, but he didn’t expect they would abandon her easily. To some extent, he thought they’d at least threaten him or believe that she can handle escaping him. Was he immature for going that far? He only meant to show her he’s not someone to be taken lightly. For someone killing people on daily basis, he didn’t put a thought to the possibility of her actually having a weak mental state. Now it dawned on him that she was only able to pull the trigger because she was only ordered to. She’s simply emotionally and psychologically dependent on her organization…

So why didn’t she pull the trigger aimed at his head that night? He was curious about her answer, so he brought her home.

“Satoru, I brought you what you wanted.” The door opened and entered a raven-haired man, his long hair pulled into a bun and black piercing adorn his ears, in a formal suit while holding several stipulated paper.

“Suguru,” Satoru acknowledges the one and the only man he entrusts. “Any movement from the organization? They could be bluffing in abandoning her and ambush us.”

“No, they moved north this time. Besides, no matter how strong they think they are, their whole division 5 is wiped out. Gakuganji isn’t a fool to risk more damage.”

“Keep eye on those troublesome folks. They keep sticking their butts in our business.” Satoru grunted. “So, how did the thing I asked you go?”

“Everything is ready, but you need to choose her name.” Suguru move forward and handed Satoru the papers.

Satoru frowned and sigh. “Leave it here, I’ll handle it when she wakes up.”

“Satoru,” Suguru called out in a dark tone. “Remember your place.” The raven-haired man said and left the room and Satoru clench his fists tight.

Suguru steps out of the room and turns to the side where Shoko is leaning, puffing a cloud of smoke from her cigarette.

“What is he planning with the woman?” Shoko questioned.

“He didn’t say anything.” The man scoffed and walk away from the room, Shoko followed. “I should’ve killed her first for pointing a gun at Satoru,” Suguru muttered, forehead creased and an irritated look in his dark eyes.

“Don’t touch her until she wakes up, I’m warning you.” Shoko drawled. “She’s my patient.”

An exasperated sigh left Suguru’s lips, gritting his teeth and rubbing the back of his neck. Why are they being drawn to that woman? What’s so special about her? After what she did, aiming for a crossfire at Gojo Satoru is enough to seal her death certificate but these two kept defending that sniper.

“Darn it,” Suguru clicks his tongue and grab Shoko’s wrist eliciting a groan from the lady. Pulling her hand holding the cigarette to his lips, sucking the menthol smoke to calm down his agitation.

“Fucking get your own stick!” Shoko grab back her hand and grumbled.

“But yours is my favorite,” Suguru chuckled.

III.

She doesn’t have any memory of her parents. She also doesn’t know where she was born. Did she have siblings? When was she born? All she knew is that she was sold in the organization, in exchange for money. The headmaster gave her a name… Though it could hardly count as one, it was more like her identification code between hundreds of other children.

1603, such cold and meaningless digits, but she carried out life and death tasks with one call of her name from the superiors.

“Hey, what’s your name?” The arctic-haired man in his loose white shirt and grey sweatpants asked her while holding a pen and paper. “Do you hear me?” He frowned and lean down inspecting her face.

“Look I know this is weird so the least you could do is help me with this thing and we can get over this,” the man sighed and pushed his black glasses higher.

“W-water,” she uttered with a raspy voice and toes curling from the uncomfortable sensation of the oxygen cannula inserted in her nostrils.

“That’s a weird name, never heard of someone called ��water’” he muttered to himself and shrugged, jotting it down to the paper.

Is he being sarcastic with me? She frowned not understanding the logic and turn to the side, thankfully there was a pitcher and glass. Pushing her heavy and sore body she reaches for the water, hating the sandy sensation of her throat from the thirstiness.

“Shit, you mean water.” Enlightened but her struggling Satoru cursed himself and immediately poured a glass, giving it to her cold hands. He watch her down the glass with a great need to quench the thirst, she look at him and the pitcher, holding out the glass to ask for another and he poured only half this time. She observes him make a call about someone to come over and check on her. Why is he being so generous? Inwardly she understands that along the way he will ask—more like demand something in return from all of this.

After all, there’s nothing as scary as a free lunch.

“So back to what I’m saying earlier.” He sat on one of the expensive chairs, looking at her with waiting eyes. “What’s your name?”

Lying won’t help her anyway. Besides, she has nothing to lose. In the first place, she never owned anything anyway. Not even this so-called thing he’s asking. Quietly she offered the answer with a tired look despite having just woken up.

“I… don’t have a name.”

...

Satoru cleared his throat and inhaled a breath. “Seriously?”

She nod.

“That decides it,” he claps his large hand and scribbles on the paper. “If you don’t have one, then you can make one,” he answered flipping the paper and showing it to her with a smug look on his face. “This will be your name!”

… Swallowing a bitter bile, she muttered.

“I can’t read Chinese.”

“Oi, are you insulting my handwriting? This is Kanji not Hanzi!”

“...” The same thing, she can’t understand any.

The door opened and revealed Shoko in her lab coat and Suguru following behind. He eyed her with a sharp look but it was cut off by Satoru's call.

“Suguru! Look, I pick the perfect name and she doesn’t understand it!”

The raven-haired moves to Satoru’s place and lean down to read the scribbling.

“Halcyon and beautiful…”

“Akina.” Satoru spoke out loud with a proud look on his face.

"Not bad," Suguru mumbled.

"I know right! This is why I told you, I should've named the cruise liner we bought last week!"

"Satoru, even if it's me I don't want to ride a boat with the name meaning grave of the sea, that's sick man."

Someone grumbled and the two men look at Shoko glaring at them.

“Get out, I can’t do my work with your noise.”

—GreyCaelum

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