#joking but also

[ganondoodle]

seeing posts about the damage that skyward sword did to the nuances of lore in zelda games (bc the whole thing with demise and hylia in canon really is the start of flattening the lore down to always be extremely black and white with no grey in between-)

and wholeheartedly agreeing but also thinking about how i have written the storyline in destiny and it putting a whole other context on it all and kinda wanting to know how other people think of seeing it that way when i just only got the first chapter done and its still just my cringy fanfiction and most people probably not being interested anyway (thats ok) and it not mattering anyway bc you can make up anything you want anyway so its got no impact on the lore anyway-

but also i cant help but feel like i need to defend demise in a way bc i KNOW his introduction did alot of damage to the lore but feel like its not really fair to pin it all on him as a character bc he also suffered from that one-note thing all games past skysw have, he also is a one note villain with no lore other than -is evil- and similarly dubious design decisions, but with even less characterization and even LESS screentime so naturally people dont like him or care about him at all bc after all he also negatively impacted the way more beloved villain (gan) and people not liking demise bc of everything is absolutely justified but i still feel sad about it bc he is my blorbo and somehow feel responsible for making him into an actual character with a background that isnt just -evil demon- and attempt to change how people feel about him but i would never butt in on someone elses post so i am wiritng it here instead

[cat-with-a-keyboard]

guys wait i think im a demon of some kind. think about it

-afraid of marian apparitions

-nightmares about the vatican

-slightly afraid of churches

-mischievous urge to torment good christians

[freakoutgirl]

You watch a few relatable videos and suddenly the Instagram algorithm is diagnosing you with autism 🙄

[braisedhoney]

Catain, why is narrator so badass and making me blush help-

-Sleepy anon

it's a trap! he isn't suave at all, he's just in it for the long con in order to get you to buy the stanley parable ultra deluxe game on consoles AND pc! don't fall for it, he'll just take your money and dump it into his next swimming pool fund—NOOOOO!!!

[comradeboyhalo]

i victim blame with bads pranks its on YOU for still believing this chronic liar

[goatpaste]

were all joseph haters until pillar fam is on

[winterstaryu]

I managed to get my chest to sit comfortably in my binder today everybody clap

[tylerrnol]

My life peaked when I saw Ghost in Asheville and it’s been downhill since then

[identitty-dickruption]

what have YOU done to get more autisticer on this fine saturday?

[rhysnolastname]

If you were actually bad bitch you’d venture forth with an all rogue party :/

[dorykinny]

Rip stanley you would have loved Avon

[apocalypsegay]

i don't think he clicked through

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

[kensatou]

i'll let phie-san say it: