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wade wilson body worship. can anyone hear me
#he makes one too many self deprecating jokes about the way he looks and Logan is like āalright enough of thatā#drops everything and TAKES HIS TIME showing that silly little shit just how hot Logan thinks he is#of course Wade would just keep cracking jokes - trying to deflect#because Logan is being so gentle with him and looking at him Like That and holy fuck itās making him feel way too much#and Logan is eventually like āhey. just shut the fuck up and pay attentionā#bc he is notttt letting Wade go until he gets it through his thick skull that Logan genuinely finds him desirable#idk#i canāt stop thinking about it#i just think he deserves to be taken care of and told heās a whole goddamn snack#because HE IS#poolverine#wade wilson#deadclaws
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"the average beatle can survive ten stab wounds" factoid is actually just statistical error. the average beatle can survive no stab wounds. Harrison Georg, who was stabbed 40 times after shouting "hare krishna" at a home intruder and leaping onto his back, is an outlier and should not have been counted
#'he certainly wasnāt auditioning for the Traveling Wilburys' hfdjkahfdjkh#i feel like we don't talk about how this happened enough. thank god olivia was there to hit the guy over the head with a lamp#to be clear george actually did yell hare krishna and tackle him thats not part of the meme#george seemed to take it in stride so it feels okay to joke about. he doesn't even believe in death anyway#also. not to distract attention from the injured party#but how fucked up of a phone call must that have been for paul to get#george harrison#the beatles
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i always feel bad when i see how the point of a lot of saiki's personality traits flew right over the heads of a lot of fans due to him being an unreliable narrator and a tsundere lol.. so a lot of things he says are immediately proved to be untrue and often just him putting up a front, but some people dont pick up on it..
like i see a lot of "haha saiki would never want to watch a romance movie" guys there is an entire chapter (170) dedicated to him being like "i much prefer mysteries to romance stories.." and then immediately becoming absolutely enamored with a romance story.. he was lying, guys, LMAO
less specific ones include:
"i hate children, they annoy me" *goes out of his way to help kids, comfort them, be kind to them, etc.*
"i only use my powers for self gain/my own convenience." "anyway my mama told me to never use my powers selfishly so i always use them to help people and i try my best not to use them for personal gain<3"
"those guys are so annoying, i would never hang out with them willingly." "yeah it took them about two sentences to convince me to go with them. their thoughts seemed like they really wanted me to go, so i did. i didnt want them to be upset. not that i care about them or anything."
(sorry i post about this kind of thing a lot, i just giggle a lot at how the entire manga is so easily misinterpreted and thousands of people have watched the show but didnt pick up on the main characters most defining character traits and frequent bits.. i think there needs to be a masterlist or something disproving all the extremely common misconceptions about saiki k lol)
#not hating lmao its just silly#i once saw one of those 'how saiki k characters would drink their coffee' posts and for saiki it said 'black coffee'#and i giggled#what do you mean you think the guy who only smiles during really sweet moments or when hes eating sweets would drink black coffee#thats so out of character but they obvi were just going by personality which u guess is funny#that mf prob would make homemade pumpkin spice lattes drowned in sugar and creamer and whipped cream and sprinkles#hey genuine question to people who watched the anime this way: how was it still funny ?#him being a liar tsundere unreliable narrator is often the MAIN bit.. like in EVERY chapter..#did u only pay attention to the silly mini jokes within the episodes and those were somehow still enough to make you love the show ?#or like.. what was it ??? IDK I GENUINELY DONT GET IT#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post#meownalysis
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āHavenāt You Noticed (Iām a Star)ā from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rottmnt leo#rise leo#listen itās morning now and I havenāt slept so bear with me for the sudden unwarranted lyric analysis haha#a lotttt of the lyrics work so well for him#not even just the overall theme the words just work great#first lyric is literally āI canāt help it if I make a sceneā which is one to one with āLeoās makin a sceneā from the rottmnt opening like-#āIām turning heads and Iām stopping trafficā -> Leo has not made it a secret that he values his looks a LOT#-not just his looks but also his ability to get peopleās attention#āwhen I pose they scream when I joke they laughā -> I feel like this speaks for itself#-posing and joking for the crowd and himself#āIāve got them dazzled like a stage magicianā -> works both with Leoās canonical love of magicians and his aptitude with tricks in general#āwell everybody needs a friend and Iāve got you and you and youā -> I just think itād be cute to imagine his friends here just as his bros#āI got you and you and youā = āmy brainy guy my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guyā#āhavenāt you noticed that Iām a star?ā -> Leo loves attention and especially loves when his feats and efforts are acknowledged#+ he loves glam rock and sci-fi and being a champ and - listen he has a LOT of star symbolism with him#āhavenāt you noticed I made it this farā - Leo is well aware of how dangerous situations get and thinks himself only a part of a whole#-so hey itās notable that heās survived this long yeah?#ānow everyone can see me burningā -> self-sacrificing with his family bearing witness + all his star and flame symbolism in general#+ how attention naturally goes to him - including bad attention where his mistakes are highlighted and burn bright#also even the limo lyric-#obviously this boy has never and will never own a limo but one of his main secondary colors IS pink so even that#okay that one is just a joke but he would#(on that note though I think the other colors the boys gravitate to outside THEIR color are fun to notice)#I donāt actually know too much about Steven universe beyond the songs and some eps but I like the music#and this just came to my tired mind so here you go anyone whoās interested#may draw something with these lyrics dunno yet#itās a good song in any case even though itās super short
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I love that no matter how many fucking times alison gestures to exactly where the ghosts are mike will still look up in the air for them. the fact that he makes an attempt to interact directly with them instead of just always looking to alison is so charming. but also adhd king.
#mike cooper my bestie mike cooper#when julian records him talking about the house and he looks up and goes 'thanks julian'#like... he knows that means he's there and he believes enough to interact with them even when alison isnt there#like. he means so much to me#it would be so easy for him as a character to just always be the straight man#and be going along with it for alisons sake but then roll his eyes#but he doesnt!!! he trusts that they're there! he tries to talk to them when she's not there~!!#yeah maybe he's a little bit scared of them at first but then those are his wife's family!#that's his wife's group of friends and he wants to be included!!#he wants to know their inside jokes. he pays attention. he knows which one is which.#when alison says mary is gone he says#'the one that smells like toast and spies on me in the toilet' like. yeah she had more personality than that#but he remembers who she is!!!!!!!!!!#and acknowledges that alison needs to mourn!#i'm gonna sobBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#bbc ghosts#i cant watch ghosts high i get so emotional
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the way el said "he's my first boyfriend" when max asked if mike was a good kisser is so silly of her. babygirl he is going to be your only boyfriend. you are a lesbian
#inspired by a post I saw on my dash about how she says that which is proof she didn't really see a future with mike#and isn't serious about their relationship. vs will. who obviously did see a future with mike and is serious about him#which is like. true obviously I just giggled and was about to tag it like#āoh he is going to be her only bf actuallyā and then decided that was a joke better saved for my own post#stranger things#el hopper#byler#<- give me attention
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Oh how I love this man. I adore every part of this man.
I won't lie, my 5-year ago self would be screaming if she saw me now on her knees crying 'why' and all I could be saying is "he silly"
#king candy#gotta love how I started this blog for KCB and just focused on Kc#meanwhile Turbo is over there on the corner like a wet sad cat#like SORRY HUN ILL GET TO YOU EVENTUALLY#maybe#hhhh I need to smooch him#god looking down at me fawning over fictional characters when he made real life ppl: š¤Ø#ok ok but jokes aside he just makes me so happy<3#he's awful but I love him like-#MAYBE if he had a different outlet#maybe if he just...... got laid. he would chill tf out#//yes I'm referring to that one video#cuz like............ if he had OTHER people's attention and love and praise instead of having to focus solely on racing attention#m a y b e he could chill tf out#I could fix him#or make him worse if he wanted to#it's way too early for this I'm sorry yall aldjkskdksmd#simp rambles
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I feel like Keith and Lance are both ND but in different ways. Keith is the kind of guy who would really like physical contact and words of affirmation as love languages. He's pretty good at telling Lance how he feels about him later in the series. He'd probably appreciate the lack of ambiguity and take things at face value/put trust in I love yous.
Meanwhile Lance grew up in a big family so they might not have had as much money. Receiving gifts was a really big deal for him growing up. I can imagine Keith giving Lance a cool blue shell he found at an alien market and being all confused, thinking Lance doesn't like it when he goes still. Like he wants to take it back and is disappointed that Lance doesn't like it. But he does, he's just a bit overwhelmed by the gesture. Trying to show why he thought getting some silly shell was a good idea, Keith meekly tells him to look at this pretty part of it, turning it over in Lance's hands, pointing out an opalescent part that's all different kinds of blues. Says it reminds him of Lance's eyes.
Lance says something like "How would you know what colour my eyes are" because eye contact is not Keith's forte, but there's no bite behind it, and Keith doesn't get the joke anyway, just looks nervous. Keith just says they're pretty, as if he couldn't not have noticed. Lance puts it down on his side table gently. Keith says "You don't like it?" Lance gives him a super tender kiss. They kiss for a while holding each other, and Keith hugs him, sighing with contentment into lance's shoulder. Says "Holding you feels like home" then Lance dies on the spot
#klance#voltron legendary defender#keith kogane#lance mcclain#I'm normal about autistic!keith pay no attention to my URL#Idk I think theyd have some really cool overlap/interactions with their love languages. Imagine that Keith would be a bit shy#to initiate physical contact at first but then gets confident and does it in public which Lance finds really embarrassing but secretly#endearing. I have another scenario for that too............ mb i should poste it...#whereas keith just lets lance know how loved & valued he is. How he thinks of him all the time. I LOVE THEM#Keith would become a limpet tho. He would become ATTACHED to Lance. He has an emotion and the first thing he does is go to find Lance#like a safety blanket or to share the excitement#fight me/train w me/hold me/lemme hold you/i gotta tell you this joke shiro said (its not funny)/I didnt sleep well/can we nap/#/look at this cool shell I found (for you)
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by the ring. straight up ābetsinā on it. And by āit,ā haha, well, letās justr say. My losing dogs
#cal.txt#cal scribbles#my art#spn#supernatural#spn art#jack kline#jack kline fanart#mitski#i bet on losing dogs#I hope you guys like my caption I think it was hilarious personally#gonna tag mitski just to get some attention for it sorry#see the joke is that jack is the losing dog and he is very sad to hear about this#dog motif#if you squint#havenāt drawn him in Forever itās because I suck really bad at doing it#doodle#spn doodle
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sideyshowy bobby
#sideshow bob#robert terwilliger#simpsons fanart#my art#self insert#me#self insert shipping#thedorfmirrin#s/i and fandom blogs may interact lols#i knew he existed as a kid but its one of those situations where i instantly fall for a character many years later-#the moment i look at them again#like with maleficent and ursula :33#so exactly 1 week ago#i met sideshow bob#how do i even begin?? i cant remember how it even happened- i was looking at someone's tumblr notes bc i like to look at comments sometimes#then i saw someone's username which i liked the ring of#then i saw more images of this guy#and now u know the rest#why is he so cute and funny#the dichotomy of a snooty thespian who loves to play up his villainy (because he cant do ANYTHING without going above and beyond to get the#attention of the whole world#while also having goofy clown tendencies#im head over heels for him#so is my partner mirrin (thanks to meeeee >x3 )#and hes a simpsons character. not at all in a bad way bc i do not ever judge anyone's f/o crushes-#it was just. SOOO unexpected for me bc i tend to not pay attention to that show for personal reasons#just goes to show that theres a character to love for everyone in every piece of media#also this guy made me appreciate the show and its art direction a lil more than before despite my harbored feelings#and some of its silliness like genuinely it can be so funny (when there isnt a fat joke thrown in every 5 seconds anyway..#so everyone winz
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why do i feel like erik would get a little jealous at how attached charles is to the cat and how much attention itās getting from him
erik 'michael' 'magnus' 'max' lehnsherr is above getting jealous over a cat ok he knows charles loves him more than a silly lil furless furball
Magneto however.
#snap chats#ik max his birth name but the alliteration was right there ....... sue me officer i love me some alliteration .....#evil helmet talking to him like the green goblin mask tho like 'crash a yacht so charles has to pay attention to you'#i think erik donning the magneto persona just to get charles' attention is the funniest shit i can conceive of at 1AM on a school night#like bro he is not replacing you with a cat ... i prommy .... put the boat down#put the boat down change outta your outfit and go have a wine night with your husband There Problem Solved#the cat cant drink wine .... checkmate ....#anyways i legally cant write another story about a man getting jealous over a cat but we can definitely crack jokes about it#spaekin of stories ... ao3 time ... my ass aint even readin cherik tf wrong with me#if im gonna dick over my sleep schedule can it at lesat be topical Never. Absolutely Never#good night everyone i will see you all in a minute :}}}#that smile so evil .. wht is that... :} lil frog mouth ... a frog aint evil i rescind that adjective#ok bye bybe :}
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He wants to be held too, Audrey :(
Allison: āOkay. We need to do something clever. Something unprecedented. Something Wilsonās goons wonāt see comingā¦ā
Audrey:
āNever let them know your next move, Allison.ā š¤š¤ *proceeds to immediately drop him and faceplant*
Ink: šļøššļø
#Can you imagine#she tried once#She sprained her ankle#Never tried it again after that#If she could sheād scruff him like a kitten if he misbehaved#Audrey is the middle child but acts like the older sibling#Ink needs attention#He wonāt admit it tho#Have more homemade memes#bendy and the ink machine#bendy and the dark revival#batdr#batim#audrey drew#the ink demon#ink demon#ink bendy#bendy memes#bendy the dancing demon#batim bendy#batim memes#BatDr memes#Iām feeling rather goofy today#I laugh at my own jokes#Ink can hold his siblings at the very least#*gently holds*#Allison doesnāt understand why Audrey does stupid stuff#My memes#my stupid random stuff
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There is not a single straight bone in Mitsubaās body like I genuinely believe that man could never like a woman. Sousuke I know what you are
#mitsukou#gay panic#gay gay gay#mitsuba is so gay#good for him and also same#just know that i am NOT joking when i call myself a toxic mtsk shipper i may ship them with other ppl but iām still toxic trust#āhmm idk there are no girls i like ig iām just the cutestš„ŗā you are trying to get attention from other men#only character that rivals him in his 100% gayness is mei she is a girlkisser#my dream is to be known as āthat annoying toxic mitsukou shipperā#i donāt think iām problematic but i hope someone someday makes a hate post abt me specifically for that it would be so nice#i think iāve earned a little toxicity as i am That Bitch on mitsukou ao3#soukou#kousuke#teru also rivals his gayness but he does dabble in bisexuality at times#iām only half-serious abt the toxic tags btw dw#someone did block me once for telling them not to ship mitsuba with women but in my defense i was right#sousuke āi donāt want to die unless my boyfriend kills meš„ŗā mitsuba would not date a girl#thatās all
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Richie messing with Eddie (cause thatās the only way this emotionally stunted moron knows how to flirt):
#That one post that said Richie hads a āpigtail pullingā style of flirting was so right#Also Ik the one with the well wasnāt rlly Richie making fun of Eddie but I like how he specifically called Eddieās attention towards him#Making a joke during a scary situation#Richie just loves teasing his boyf#reddie#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#it 2017#it 2019#it
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(mgv) house walking into the conference room with his pupils super dilated and foreman asks straight up if he's high. house just chirps, "nope! just caught a glimpse of wilson's ass before he covered it up with a coat." and goes to make coffee
the ducklings shake their heads or roll their eyes but when wilson comes in later for his own cup -- because whatever the diagnostics team does with their coffee is more palatable than anywhere else in the building -- they all try to get a glimpse out of sheer morbid curiosity. house snorts into his mug when he sees them all, which catches wilson's attention, but when he looks they are Very Aggressively Not Looking At Him. foreman and cameron at picking through case files (cameron is holding hers up to her face so her blush is hidden) and chase is staring Very Hard at his crossword.
then wilson shakes his head, goes, "actually, i don't wanna know" before he turns to house with a "see you at lunch?"
house purrs out that "it's a date" which just has wilson scoffing out a laugh on his way out
#house md#hilson#theyre naturally that flirty with each other and the ducklings are mostly desensitized to it#because they know house is just fucking with them. and wilson is probably letting him make passes because he too#finds fucking with house's ducklings Very Fun sometimes#also they're both just. so fuckin weird. like yeah that's house and wilson if house can't joke about wanting to rail wilson weekly he'll di#and wilson likes the attention even from a stalker so like. don't worry about it they're best friends#mgv
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nanami but he's the accountant at your work that everyone HATES working with bc he's so picky and won't take anything less than perfect. everyone but you, of course, bc you follow his clear and concise instructions and turn it in correctly every time...
#you're in his dms. hes in my teams messages complimenting my attention to detail. we are not the same#takes months to get him to come to happy hour/coffee in a group but he only talks to you. even stays late bc he prefers you alone#the first time he cracks a smile is after two beverages and you start joking about the higher ups#he vents WHY he needs it turned in the way he does and some ppl actually start doing it correctly (like you) (he credits you with this)#still. he's rare at group outings but he'll ask you to coffee 'just the two of us' from time to time
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