#jokes on him he likes the attention
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otto-doctavius Ā· 3 months ago
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wade wilson body worship. can anyone hear me
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asurrogateblog Ā· 4 months ago
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"the average beatle can survive ten stab wounds" factoid is actually just statistical error. the average beatle can survive no stab wounds. Harrison Georg, who was stabbed 40 times after shouting "hare krishna" at a home intruder and leaping onto his back, is an outlier and should not have been counted
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oceanwithouthermoon Ā· 10 months ago
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i always feel bad when i see how the point of a lot of saiki's personality traits flew right over the heads of a lot of fans due to him being an unreliable narrator and a tsundere lol.. so a lot of things he says are immediately proved to be untrue and often just him putting up a front, but some people dont pick up on it..
like i see a lot of "haha saiki would never want to watch a romance movie" guys there is an entire chapter (170) dedicated to him being like "i much prefer mysteries to romance stories.." and then immediately becoming absolutely enamored with a romance story.. he was lying, guys, LMAO
less specific ones include:
"i hate children, they annoy me" *goes out of his way to help kids, comfort them, be kind to them, etc.*
"i only use my powers for self gain/my own convenience." "anyway my mama told me to never use my powers selfishly so i always use them to help people and i try my best not to use them for personal gain<3"
"those guys are so annoying, i would never hang out with them willingly." "yeah it took them about two sentences to convince me to go with them. their thoughts seemed like they really wanted me to go, so i did. i didnt want them to be upset. not that i care about them or anything."
(sorry i post about this kind of thing a lot, i just giggle a lot at how the entire manga is so easily misinterpreted and thousands of people have watched the show but didnt pick up on the main characters most defining character traits and frequent bits.. i think there needs to be a masterlist or something disproving all the extremely common misconceptions about saiki k lol)
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turtleblogatlast Ā· 4 months ago
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ā€œHavenā€™t You Noticed (Iā€™m a Star)ā€ from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rottmnt leo#rise leo#listen itā€™s morning now and I havenā€™t slept so bear with me for the sudden unwarranted lyric analysis haha#a lotttt of the lyrics work so well for him#not even just the overall theme the words just work great#first lyric is literally ā€˜I canā€™t help it if I make a sceneā€™ which is one to one with ā€˜Leoā€™s makin a sceneā€™ from the rottmnt opening like-#ā€˜Iā€™m turning heads and Iā€™m stopping trafficā€™ -> Leo has not made it a secret that he values his looks a LOT#-not just his looks but also his ability to get peopleā€™s attention#ā€˜when I pose they scream when I joke they laughā€™ -> I feel like this speaks for itself#-posing and joking for the crowd and himself#ā€˜Iā€™ve got them dazzled like a stage magicianā€™ -> works both with Leoā€™s canonical love of magicians and his aptitude with tricks in general#ā€˜well everybody needs a friend and Iā€™ve got you and you and youā€™ -> I just think itā€™d be cute to imagine his friends here just as his bros#ā€˜I got you and you and youā€™ = ā€˜my brainy guy my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guyā€™#ā€˜havenā€™t you noticed that Iā€™m a star?ā€™ -> Leo loves attention and especially loves when his feats and efforts are acknowledged#+ he loves glam rock and sci-fi and being a champ and - listen he has a LOT of star symbolism with him#ā€˜havenā€™t you noticed I made it this farā€™ - Leo is well aware of how dangerous situations get and thinks himself only a part of a whole#-so hey itā€™s notable that heā€™s survived this long yeah?#ā€˜now everyone can see me burningā€™ -> self-sacrificing with his family bearing witness + all his star and flame symbolism in general#+ how attention naturally goes to him - including bad attention where his mistakes are highlighted and burn bright#also even the limo lyric-#obviously this boy has never and will never own a limo but one of his main secondary colors IS pink so even that#okay that one is just a joke but he would#(on that note though I think the other colors the boys gravitate to outside THEIR color are fun to notice)#I donā€™t actually know too much about Steven universe beyond the songs and some eps but I like the music#and this just came to my tired mind so here you go anyone whoā€™s interested#may draw something with these lyrics dunno yet#itā€™s a good song in any case even though itā€™s super short
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natjennie Ā· 10 months ago
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I love that no matter how many fucking times alison gestures to exactly where the ghosts are mike will still look up in the air for them. the fact that he makes an attempt to interact directly with them instead of just always looking to alison is so charming. but also adhd king.
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rotisseries Ā· 2 years ago
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the way el said "he's my first boyfriend" when max asked if mike was a good kisser is so silly of her. babygirl he is going to be your only boyfriend. you are a lesbian
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simpingforcys Ā· 2 months ago
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Oh how I love this man. I adore every part of this man.
I won't lie, my 5-year ago self would be screaming if she saw me now on her knees crying 'why' and all I could be saying is "he silly"
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keithsautism Ā· 1 year ago
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I feel like Keith and Lance are both ND but in different ways. Keith is the kind of guy who would really like physical contact and words of affirmation as love languages. He's pretty good at telling Lance how he feels about him later in the series. He'd probably appreciate the lack of ambiguity and take things at face value/put trust in I love yous.
Meanwhile Lance grew up in a big family so they might not have had as much money. Receiving gifts was a really big deal for him growing up. I can imagine Keith giving Lance a cool blue shell he found at an alien market and being all confused, thinking Lance doesn't like it when he goes still. Like he wants to take it back and is disappointed that Lance doesn't like it. But he does, he's just a bit overwhelmed by the gesture. Trying to show why he thought getting some silly shell was a good idea, Keith meekly tells him to look at this pretty part of it, turning it over in Lance's hands, pointing out an opalescent part that's all different kinds of blues. Says it reminds him of Lance's eyes.
Lance says something like "How would you know what colour my eyes are" because eye contact is not Keith's forte, but there's no bite behind it, and Keith doesn't get the joke anyway, just looks nervous. Keith just says they're pretty, as if he couldn't not have noticed. Lance puts it down on his side table gently. Keith says "You don't like it?" Lance gives him a super tender kiss. They kiss for a while holding each other, and Keith hugs him, sighing with contentment into lance's shoulder. Says "Holding you feels like home" then Lance dies on the spot
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soullessjack Ā· 3 months ago
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by the ring. straight up ā€œbetsinā€ on it. And by ā€œit,ā€ haha, well, letā€™s justr say. My losing dogs
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ribbonpinky-art Ā· 7 months ago
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sideyshowy bobby
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xxplastic-cubexx Ā· 1 day ago
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why do i feel like erik would get a little jealous at how attached charles is to the cat and how much attention itā€™s getting from him
erik 'michael' 'magnus' 'max' lehnsherr is above getting jealous over a cat ok he knows charles loves him more than a silly lil furless furball
Magneto however.
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clonedchaos Ā· 1 month ago
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He wants to be held too, Audrey :(
Allison: ā€œOkay. We need to do something clever. Something unprecedented. Something Wilsonā€™s goons wonā€™t see comingā€¦ā€
Audrey:
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ā€œNever let them know your next move, Allison.ā€ šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤ *proceeds to immediately drop him and faceplant*
Ink: šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø
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musicalmoritz Ā· 4 months ago
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There is not a single straight bone in Mitsubaā€™s body like I genuinely believe that man could never like a woman. Sousuke I know what you are
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beverlymarsh33 Ā· 1 year ago
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Richie messing with Eddie (cause thatā€™s the only way this emotionally stunted moron knows how to flirt):
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marc--chilton Ā· 7 months ago
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(mgv) house walking into the conference room with his pupils super dilated and foreman asks straight up if he's high. house just chirps, "nope! just caught a glimpse of wilson's ass before he covered it up with a coat." and goes to make coffee
the ducklings shake their heads or roll their eyes but when wilson comes in later for his own cup -- because whatever the diagnostics team does with their coffee is more palatable than anywhere else in the building -- they all try to get a glimpse out of sheer morbid curiosity. house snorts into his mug when he sees them all, which catches wilson's attention, but when he looks they are Very Aggressively Not Looking At Him. foreman and cameron at picking through case files (cameron is holding hers up to her face so her blush is hidden) and chase is staring Very Hard at his crossword.
then wilson shakes his head, goes, "actually, i don't wanna know" before he turns to house with a "see you at lunch?"
house purrs out that "it's a date" which just has wilson scoffing out a laugh on his way out
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nyxronomicon Ā· 4 months ago
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nanami but he's the accountant at your work that everyone HATES working with bc he's so picky and won't take anything less than perfect. everyone but you, of course, bc you follow his clear and concise instructions and turn it in correctly every time...
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