#jokes on him he likes the attention

[otto-doctavius]

wade wilson body worship. can anyone hear me

[asurrogateblog]

"the average beatle can survive ten stab wounds" factoid is actually just statistical error. the average beatle can survive no stab wounds. Harrison Georg, who was stabbed 40 times after shouting "hare krishna" at a home intruder and leaping onto his back, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i always feel bad when i see how the point of a lot of saiki's personality traits flew right over the heads of a lot of fans due to him being an unreliable narrator and a tsundere lol.. so a lot of things he says are immediately proved to be untrue and often just him putting up a front, but some people dont pick up on it..

like i see a lot of "haha saiki would never want to watch a romance movie" guys there is an entire chapter (170) dedicated to him being like "i much prefer mysteries to romance stories.." and then immediately becoming absolutely enamored with a romance story.. he was lying, guys, LMAO

less specific ones include:

"i hate children, they annoy me" *goes out of his way to help kids, comfort them, be kind to them, etc.*

"i only use my powers for self gain/my own convenience." "anyway my mama told me to never use my powers selfishly so i always use them to help people and i try my best not to use them for personal gain<3"

"those guys are so annoying, i would never hang out with them willingly." "yeah it took them about two sentences to convince me to go with them. their thoughts seemed like they really wanted me to go, so i did. i didnt want them to be upset. not that i care about them or anything."

(sorry i post about this kind of thing a lot, i just giggle a lot at how the entire manga is so easily misinterpreted and thousands of people have watched the show but didnt pick up on the main characters most defining character traits and frequent bits.. i think there needs to be a masterlist or something disproving all the extremely common misconceptions about saiki k lol)

[burningcheese-merchant]

Checked Burning Spices leaked affection system voice lines and… (Don't read if you don't want to get spoiled)

"You see, a world of abundance can be built only on the ruins of the past"

Oh my god Burning Spice, stop trying to convince her she needs your pathetic ass, pack it up boy, we get it😒/j

I saw that 😭😭😭 don't worry I know all about the affection leaks, I've heard all of Burning Spice's already lol. That line in particular is SO unnecessary, like... Boy. Just get her some cheese lotuses, apologize for hurting her, and ask her out like a normal person. This is SO sad. He wants her so fucking bad that he's gotta allude to it in every conversation. And so clingy, so obsessive... Abundance needs Destruction. You need me. My brother in Christ cease this simp behavior at once

The line "Do not grieve for things bygone. Nothing is meant to last" feels targeted as well. I might be delusional, buuuuuut it's not the first time he's said things in direct relation to Golden Cheese so... Idk you tell me. Personally I think he's exhibiting "down bad" behavior and it's very embarrassing

Also... Forgive me, all of you. I just can't help myself.

"Yes... You, too, have a seed of destruction in you. One day, it will bloom."

- Burning Spice after he cums inside of Golden Cheese and is subsequently banished from her bedroom because who the fuck says that shit to their wife's face immediately after having sex with her 💀💀💀 what does he even mean?? The seed within her will bloom? ARE YOU TRYING TO KNOCK HER UP, BRO??? ARE YOU TRYING TO PUT COOKIES IN HER OVEN 💀💀💀

[turtleblogatlast]

“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo

[natjennie]

I love that no matter how many fucking times alison gestures to exactly where the ghosts are mike will still look up in the air for them. the fact that he makes an attempt to interact directly with them instead of just always looking to alison is so charming. but also adhd king.

[rotisseries]

the way el said "he's my first boyfriend" when max asked if mike was a good kisser is so silly of her. babygirl he is going to be your only boyfriend. you are a lesbian

[anxiouslowercase]

sas rh: let eoin survive the fall au » the astronomer philosopher, the earth and the moon

[simpingforcys]

Oh how I love this man. I adore every part of this man.

I won't lie, my 5-year ago self would be screaming if she saw me now on her knees crying 'why' and all I could be saying is "he silly"

[keithsautism]

I feel like Keith and Lance are both ND but in different ways. Keith is the kind of guy who would really like physical contact and words of affirmation as love languages. He's pretty good at telling Lance how he feels about him later in the series. He'd probably appreciate the lack of ambiguity and take things at face value/put trust in I love yous.

Meanwhile Lance grew up in a big family so they might not have had as much money. Receiving gifts was a really big deal for him growing up. I can imagine Keith giving Lance a cool blue shell he found at an alien market and being all confused, thinking Lance doesn't like it when he goes still. Like he wants to take it back and is disappointed that Lance doesn't like it. But he does, he's just a bit overwhelmed by the gesture. Trying to show why he thought getting some silly shell was a good idea, Keith meekly tells him to look at this pretty part of it, turning it over in Lance's hands, pointing out an opalescent part that's all different kinds of blues. Says it reminds him of Lance's eyes.

Lance says something like "How would you know what colour my eyes are" because eye contact is not Keith's forte, but there's no bite behind it, and Keith doesn't get the joke anyway, just looks nervous. Keith just says they're pretty, as if he couldn't not have noticed. Lance puts it down on his side table gently. Keith says "You don't like it?" Lance gives him a super tender kiss. They kiss for a while holding each other, and Keith hugs him, sighing with contentment into lance's shoulder. Says "Holding you feels like home" then Lance dies on the spot

[soullessjack]

by the ring. straight up “betsin” on it. And by “it,” haha, well, let’s justr say. My losing dogs

[musicalmoritz]

There is not a single straight bone in Mitsuba’s body like I genuinely believe that man could never like a woman. Sousuke I know what you are

[clonedchaos]

He wants to be held too, Audrey :(

Allison: “Okay. We need to do something clever. Something unprecedented. Something Wilson’s goons won’t see coming…”

Audrey:

“Never let them know your next move, Allison.” 😤😤 *proceeds to immediately drop him and faceplant*

Ink: 👁️👄👁️

[beverlymarsh33]

Richie messing with Eddie (cause that’s the only way this emotionally stunted moron knows how to flirt):

[marc--chilton]

(mgv) house walking into the conference room with his pupils super dilated and foreman asks straight up if he's high. house just chirps, "nope! just caught a glimpse of wilson's ass before he covered it up with a coat." and goes to make coffee

the ducklings shake their heads or roll their eyes but when wilson comes in later for his own cup -- because whatever the diagnostics team does with their coffee is more palatable than anywhere else in the building -- they all try to get a glimpse out of sheer morbid curiosity. house snorts into his mug when he sees them all, which catches wilson's attention, but when he looks they are Very Aggressively Not Looking At Him. foreman and cameron at picking through case files (cameron is holding hers up to her face so her blush is hidden) and chase is staring Very Hard at his crossword.

then wilson shakes his head, goes, "actually, i don't wanna know" before he turns to house with a "see you at lunch?"

house purrs out that "it's a date" which just has wilson scoffing out a laugh on his way out

[clowningaroundmars]

my absolute fave thing to read in punkflower fics is lovesick puppy hobie brown

cool-as-a-cucumber hobie overthinking miles' every move, leaving lingering touches on him, longing glances thrown his way

certified BAMF hobie hanging by a doorway or window just a second too long before leaving miles

"skinny-hot" hobie refusing to believe someone as ✨️cool✨️ as miles would be into someone like him

badass punk hobie just yearning and pining and practically draping himself all over miles in desperate attempts but then pulling back all scared when anyone even hints that they should get together

god, i need pining lovesick loser hobie like AIR rn 😭