#jokes aside this is very sweet

[shittyutmv]

Your blog. tastes like. marshmelow. And cracekrs but not saltines. Like. graham cracker. and. Water from the washing machine (moldy). And. and yellow. Yellow things. Peeps. Flowar. Your blog tastes like flower on a field in sunny day while the birds chirp and it's raining but not hard enough to be umbrella worthy. And there is a rainbow in the sky just because. And. Picnic blanket with the little basket, and it has fruit inside and sandwiches. And. The sandwiches aren't really that good but it's good because you're with someone you love and they made it for you

Does any of this make sense

hey. hey anon??????? this is my silly skeleton joke blog and you’re not allowed to make me feel like baby crawling into a woodchipper. ok.?

[monokumis]

i like you 😁

Can we take ibuprofen together? 🫣

[vaguely-concerned]

having seen at least the rough outlines of all the romances now I have to say that I think emmrich's is probably objectively the best in terms of coherence and completeness of story arc (with the understanding that ultimately the 'best' romance is whichever one makes YOUR heart sing anyway so objectivity is a silly thing to claim that way, it just felt like it's the arc with the most well-paced focused content and the least dangling threads)... but lucanis' is my favourite haha. just. the whole kneeling before your beloved full of reverence but without any of the distance that usually implies??? his complete undramatic certainty and calm in every scene with rook after this, having spent the whole game caught between fear and longing???? mr. lives in a pantry but it says nothing about my psyche don't worry about it it's purely for tactical reasons that I keep myself contained in a small dark room not entirely unlike a cell, love among the parsnips -- finally coming to rook in their room and it's so comfortable and comforting???? after all the times rook supports and comforts him through the game he's finally able to return the same to them when they need it while being so calm and steady and it's so fucking sweet and feels so effortless and with no price attached?????? he basically assigns himself the role of your bodyguard and he WILL stab a god over it??????????????? the turn to protector (which was in his heart all along longing to get out and find a place) of it all????? he sounds like he's found himself unexpectedly stumbling into such a soul-lightening state of revelatory existential relief, full on 'you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves' mary oliver style, and he goes and he shares that with rook and protectively envelops them in it when they're hurting??????????????????????????? hello for the maker's sake hello can anyone hear me?????

[dailyjermasparkle]

not to be dramatic but i’d die for you dailyjermasparkle

[kosmogrl]

really tired of these anons treating you like shit. ur like a bestie to me. 😭💘 get behind me kosmogrl!!!

you and me right now

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A Blorbo You Treat Nicely, Right?

[clickityweasel]

Feel a weirdly strong desire to be your friend despite us having approximately nothing in common. I guess you just seem like you'd be a nice person to be friends with.

anyone who wants to be friends has to sign a waiver promising not to hit me so so hard when i make my millionth terrible pun of the day (none of my current friends have signed said waiver) (this is a cry for help)

[did-dracula-daily-update-today]

39 days since we last heard from our good friend Jonathan Harker.

0 days since Mina undressed Lucy to get her back to bed.

[meezer]

you can save so much money on therapy by just not going

[sigurdjarlson]

I always found that sweet how a lot of the time in TLG Med would jump to reassure Khadgar or even apologize after snapping at him

And yet in some ways the cruelest thing Medivh said to Khadgar in my opinion was correcting him when he called Karazhan “Our Tower.” And reminding him he was there at his whim and he could send him away at any time.

And he never did apologize for that one and honestly I don’t really blame Med for that per se? It is his tower and Khadgar can’t tell him who is allowed there. What I mean is going by JUST the power dynamic they have as mentor-apprentice, Khadgar is absolutely out of line there

In some ways could have come off quite spoiled and entitled but the thing is I don’t think that was the case at all.

He’s become so comfortable in Karazhan he’d started thinking of it as his home. Then Medivh has in one conversation reminded him it very much was not his home and he could send him away at anytime if he so wished it

He’d finally found someone who cared about him, respected him and treated him as a person. He found a place where he felt he belonged for once in his life and…

No wonder he was so jealous of Garona for a while after that. He’d been reminded that all of it could be taken from him at any moment and here was someone stealing his Master’s attention.

Just thinking about how that jealousy so obviously comes with feeling like he’s not enough and insecurity about his place in Med’s life.

Just very interesting how I think it could very well have went over Med’s head as not that big of a deal too? One of those things he’d be like huh oh yeah I said that? Meanwhile Khadgar is spiraling about it

He could of also been absolutely aware of how harsh it was because Medivh does lash out like that on occasion (especially towards the end of the book as Sargeras gets harder and harder to fight) he can be a little shit we know this

(Don’t really blame him for that given being possessed by the demon lord Sargeras is probably just a teensy bit tiring /s)

Also seen valid and honestly very possibly canon interpretations where he’s also trying to push Khadgar away cuz he knows what’s coming and what Khadgar is going to have to do.

The more attached to him he is the more difficult it will be for Khadgar to do what needs to be done.

What better way to push someone away then hit them right where it hurts?

And yet even then I think those words hurt Khadgar deeper than he’ll ever know :(

[scarletttbitch]

i Do have the ability to be normal abt sports anime i really do i promise... just not oofuri

[minibunz]

This aint even my NSFW blog but holy fuck where have you been all my life

Ahaha welcome, I’ve been hiding below eyesight since I’m 4’10 it’s easy to miss me 😋

[invinciblerodent]

oh sometimes i'm overcome with the realization of just how sentimental a bitch i am

like i really am straight up just playing make-believe with these characters like they're digital barbies

okay so in Iona's inventory, i've had this necklace

since very early in act 1.

it was in Aradin's chest at the Grove, and it was the first thing "we" managed to get with the "I distract them with conversation/busking and you steal everything that isn't nailed down" act/trick I had thought up for her and Astarion. I thought it'd be kinda cute for him to, at the end of this test run, present it with a ~theatrical flourish~ once just out of earshot of its original owner, and for her to ~graciously allow~ him to drape it around her neck, as a hamfisted and silly act of mock-courtship they both know is false. (it was kind of a... "we both know what this is all about and where it's headed, but wouldn't it be fun to play make-believe and pretend it's something entirely different" type of thing.)

I thought it'd be cute, if a touch bittersweet for her to keep it, just slotted away in her little "sentimental items" pouch, like.... next to the dog toy, her old wedding band, and the other useless junk she couldn't bring herself to throw away or sell.

and then today, i found this as I was selling stuff in the Glittering Gala.

it's the same design. and i like to describe Iona's eyes as "amber" when I write about them (they're kind of a reddish/yellowish, pretty medium brown). and she looks much better in golds and reds than she does in blues and silvers.

so. um.

guess who got this bloody thing "sneaked" into her inventory at the long rest.

if you think i won't 1.) exit a trading screen abruptly, 2.) switch controlled characters, 4.) buy a silly and utterly useless junk item AS that character (thought about just picking her pocket but.... we have 35k gold. why would i.), and 4.) keep it in that character's inventory until it "seems like" the PC isn't "paying attention", and then 5.) drop it into their inventory "unnoticed", all for LITERALLY NO GOOD REASON other than just to act out a silly little gesture and support the little fanfic in my head, well.

you'd be very wrong.

((and i was grinning and giggling downright embarrassingly the whole time too))

[philiponmycracker]

In this dark time, as a little consolation... Presenting this beautiful, soul-crushingly pretty scene of "brotherly love" (that's right) with Tom Hulce and Ray Liotta, from Dominick And Eugene (1988)

[stormyoceans]

a selection of wet boobs for you that your day was wonderful, monbonbon 💜

https://x.com/bbyunfirsty/status/1841363913973322099

I WOULD LOVE TO SAY THAT THE FIRST THING I LOOK AT IN A MAN IS HIS HEART AND THE FACT THAT HIS TITS ARE IN FRONT OF HIS HEART IS NOT MY FAULT BUT. WELL. THE TRUTH IS THAT WE DO LOVE A FINE PAIR OF TIDDIES IN THIS HOUSE. SO RESPECTFULLY, BUT ALSO VERY MUCH DELIBERATELY....................👀

im actually glad to have this opportunity to show jimmy some appreciation because im very aware i get way too easily distracted by sea but god. jimmy is so beautiful it honestly feels criminal like how does someone get to be so funny and smart and charming and talented AND pretty on top of it all?????? and i can't even say that god clearly has their favorites because this boy has worked so hard for everything he's achieved, including his perfect skin and very nice body

MR DOCTOR AND KNOWN METHOD ACTOR JIMMY JITARAPHOL POTIWIHOK TRULY OUT THERE SETTING STANDARDS

[thelien-art]

Ayo, your art is fIRE AS FUCK

NO YOU!! YOU ANNON! YOU´RE FIRE AS FUCK!!!!!!