#joker leaks

[waynzel]

[glitter-stained]

Prompt:

After Red Hood stopped killing and someone leaked footage hinting that he's the second Robin, he expected to fight for every morsel of territory, for everybody to desert him and the murder attempts to triple.

And, well. It's not like he doesn't find himself in a rigged warehouse on Monday, walking off that one explosion with singes on his back. It's not like on Wednesday, a bullet pierces through a hole in his armour and he's losing half his blood in an alley. And sure, someone takes advantage of him throwing his helmet away on Friday (he was out of grenades and needed a bigger bomb) to fear gass him, but it's fine, he can function normally under fear gass nowadays.

Except. Except nobody deserts him. By Monday, the attempts have completely stopped. He walks into a meeting with his men and sees his goons' hands won't stop shaking, and even his lieutenant won't look him in the eyes.

Jason is confused, and so are the other bats, but soon the rumours reach their ears: you can't go after the Red Hood, because no matter what you do, once you've targeted him it's over, like a dog with a bone, he'll get you eventually- no matter how you shoot or how many explosives you use. It doesn't matter that the Red Hood doesn't kill, because the Red Hood doesn't die.

[upsidedownlurker]

omgggg that moment when melvin get married in the local village near the three waterfalls!!! so cute you guys im crying!!!!!! they look so happy!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

[leopardom]

nice now can Nace come forward and say what’s the “some guitar” he played in Stephanie

[almayver]

The way I can tell I will be having the time of my life in the finale

[somnyanbulism]

Lute's playing card is criminally underrated

[firequeensrules]

Some Batman 138 leaks...Yikes!

At least for once Damian get his ass beaten by Tim and Dick goes feral for Jason Todd's sake! Batman possessed or not is not getting a pass hopefully this time 😔!!

[marciliedonato]

A bitch goes away for a few hours and suddenly all the girlies (gn) are theorizing mcr is breaking up again.... Pull the trigger piglet

[maythebaebewithyou]

You wanna know how I got these scars??

[fantomevoleur]

He sit on lap like littol babby

[fire-gift]

I mean, so far only ben daniels has been officially announced as santiago by variety, deadline etc etc and i think, if amc gets the iwtv cast at sdcc 2023, they're going to announce the rest of the new cast at their panel 🙏

[ratgingi]

occasionally i get tempted to write down a list of why im the physical manifestation of gingi in our world and then i realize how weird that would be

[webbedphantom]

"Y'know, it's funny... I actually ditched my glasses a while back."

"My aunt gave them to me before I left. Thought they'd make me seem more approachable."

"Obviously, that didn't exactly... work. Even if it would've, having my record leaked before the semester began meant it didn't matter how approachable I seemed, most people weren't really going to give me a chance."

"I kept wearing them for a little while anyway, but eventually I gave up on 'em. Not like it was a bad look for me. It just... wasn't for me, y'know?"

"Basically all I'm saying is, if Makoto wants them, she can keep 'em. Certainly pulls 'em off better than I ever did."

[kilowogcore]

He's just bad at everything, poozers. Absolutely everything. No billionaire's good fer th' world, but Musk ain't good fer anything even on th' tiniest micro-level. Let's just overthrow capitalism so we never have ta think about him ever again.

[hellsdaydreamwastaken]

I genuinely respect Vera Drew and love her stuff but like... girlie... stop tweeting James Gunn about The People's Joker. He doesn't care. He'll never care. I know you still think that man who wrote Tromeo and Juliet is still somewhere deep inside him, but he isn't. He's a corporation now.

[mossdeep]

i cannot describe how much this makes me want to throw up