#join my hateclub

[iloveyanderes]

Warning a bunch of swears and inappropriate stuff.

I just played al-haithems story quest and I know my most hated npc's

You see these two bitches.

I hate them, I fucking hate them so god damn much, I hope you die the most painful death possible but it still wouldn't be enough to relinquish my hate.

The female bitch on the right is fucking disgusting, she literally targets him for telling the fucking truth, all because she wanted this research project, is she saying that she didn't care someone fucking killed themselves because of there work getting stolen.

But nothing can compare to the male bitch on the left, first of all he completely disregards that someone killed themselves but that isn't where my anger comes from, it's from the fact that he wished the guy who killed himself could have "waited a little longer"

I hate them, I hate them, I hate them, I hate them them, I hate them, I hate them, I hate them, I hate them, I hate them, I hate them.

These two little pieces of shits are only bested by Albert, let me say this one last time I HATE THEMMM.

Alright thanks for letting me blow off steam, have a good day!

[mr-frohickys-adopted-kid]

Dad reveal!!

[aspirateur-killeuse]

Kenstewy brainrot is real. I am thinking about writing a Thanksgiving fic for the "My brother's Keeper" series.

Connor finished his ambassadorship and is back to NY. He hosts Kendall (who brings Stewy) and Roman for donner. And a few days before the dinner, Shiv informs him she is divorcing Tom and implying that she would like to join them with her daughter. Her and Ken have not seen each other since the vote. Shenanigans happens. Stewy is still team Ken and head of the Tom hateclub. Connor has to make sure his siblings don't kill each other... Or maybe they have evolved in a good way outside of the Waystar toxic environnement ?

[alisversionnn]

swimming through it all

i - [april]

dive into literature until i feel stupid

on a piano, i collect what's in my head

wrote some love letters no one ever read

ignore i have no one to treat me like that

can't calm down, can't sleep to forget

spend hours tellin' kids fairytale lies cinema

stories i don't mean half the time

unknown-faced, i fit into the crowd fine

like i'm blue lines drawn into the ocean

but then i'm invisible as i'm going quiet

stuck in an after concert depression

but i've never been to one in my life

i'm told to be myself but who is that?

who knows me if not even i get it right?

i go and watch the clock pass time away

it's skipping hours while i lie awake

if there's good to come, then i can't wait

better times are kept in a room unsafe

and i can't wait for them to escape it

if i don't get the key, i swear i'll break in

i think i found that hateclub i can join

same one i've founded against myself,

it's always two sides of the same coin

and if i drown, you might not get help

which, honestly, i would understand

cause you'd have to do it again and again

can't blame me for thinking we're friends

i know we're not but i sit and pretend

nostalgia is running through my veins

replaying memories and for god's sake

i swear i speak along the lines by now

but if i try something new, i'll feel pain

can't start the future i hopefully await

if i don't do anything for better days

i have to learn how to get on by myself

cause no one's gonna bail me out of jail

i can only count on me if i wanna escape

by now i should know better

than to pray for some damn stranger

who doesn't even know my name

to get me out of my common mistakes

i have to save myself, so that someday

i'll look back with a smile on my face

and i'll happily be in that kind of place

were i laugh about a mess i once made

someday, you'll return and i'll be okay.

[blorb-el]

allgremlinart: also... want to join my Bruce Timm hate club?? we are accepting members

where! are the membership cards. where are they!

[diamondswordupyourass]

i love will so much

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

"you need to give them space" fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck off you stupid old man

[sirmix]

#especially when said man came up to her door and was like#i wanna summon your sister to escape any blame for this situation#she didnt go looking for him. he came to her#He brought the gun#if he didnt want to die he shouldn't have been asking for it

tags curtesy of @/abluescarfonwaston but YEA i didnt even include the part where the man who caused the whole thing wanted YOU to accept blame for HIS stupidity and absolve him of all the blame, and if you didn't accept full responsibility for HIM overworking you and ruining your life he was planning to kill you

yea we dont talk ab how fucked up a reunion, a turnabout is often enough. i don't mean morgan fey trying to kill her niece but imagine you're an overworked sleep deprived nurse bc u have a dumbass shitty boss. because ur sleep deprived, you mistakenly kill FOURTEEN people in a horrendous medical accident. in the next few days when the actual legal proceedings are being arranged, you, still being sleep deprived, get into a car crash and kill your baby sister and ON TOP of that ur favorite fancy expensive European car is destroyed in said car crash that killed ur baby sister. ON TOP of that every time you look in the mirror u see ur baby sister who you killed bc the plastic surgeons got the wrong I.D.

did we expect her to NOT kill the man directly responsible??

[moralorelconfessions]

People who think Coach Stopframe has justifiable qualities are you ok??? The man's only reason to not sacrifice Orel, not only a child, but his lover's fucking son, was that the satanists were kinda gross to him. And how he treated Bloberta?? HOW HE TREATED JOE AND NURSE BENDY?? WHY NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THE FACT HE JUST DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HIS SISTER AND HER KID FOR A SINGLE BIT.... "you're only half right" ARE YOU SERIOUS??? He knew about everything ALL ALONG, and could introduce them to each other at any given moment he just. Didn't care. Also his obsesion with Clay is kinda creepy, and he didn't initially care about Orel getting shot at all, only taking him seriously after he got jealous and heartbroken, the hell. And also he's generally shitty to all the other kids. And probably had sex with a dog. The fuck. Anyway join my Coach Danielle Stopframe hateclub we meet up every Sunday after church / hj

[dxmedstudent]

Answer the even ones 50+

Yessir!50: what's an odd thing you collect?Answered :)52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?Years are meaningless to me, but of the recent memes? Absolue units. 100% good content every time.

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?Enthusiasm, kindness, a dorky sense of humor.

58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? Hahaha well I wouldn’t out them on tumblr, but I can deffo imagine who is the occasionally tipsy mom friend and vodka aunt XD

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?I do! I have lots of faves, but I’ll just say that when I’m in a foul mood I often end up picking up an old volume of Blake and reading it. Something about melodramatic poets is soothing when you’re mad.

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?No, I drink coffee in the morning. When it’s not a work day then I don’t really bother with coffee.

64: what color is the sky where you are right now?Dark because it’s the middle of the night. Not much of a moon. A little cloudy.

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?Just answered :)

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?Hey, I’m from the UK, so that’s like 90% of our weather! I don’t like dingy days particularly, but they end. Misty days can be nice because it’s more atmospheric. What I really don’t like is when it gets dark really early, and being cold.

68: what's winter like where you live?Just answered :)

70: have you ever used a ouija board?No. I’ve had superstition ground into me, and you don’t mess with the dead in case they mess with you in return. 72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on. Yes, I prefer to note thigns down; my memory for trivia is bloody incredible, but at work we often have to remember a lot of important stuff that I can’t afford to half remember. There’s a saying where I’m from that translates to ‘only the crazy ‘remember’; the smart write things down’. So even though at work I remember a good deal, I still try to jot everything down, because you process a ridiculous amount of information in medicine. I’m forever disposing of my notes in the confidential waste. 74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. I think I just answered an ask about a friend neutrally, so I’m not going to repeat that. 76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?Blissfully, no. I’ve been doing a lot of revision but am guilt-free at present. 78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?Neither. They are cute, annoying, and not more of either of the above than many other uh...ficitonal inventions. 80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?My room at my parent’s house is purple (lavender/lilac, really) because I wanted it to be relaxing, and it was, I love that colour. Most places I’ve lived in after I moved out have always painted everything magnolia, to the point where I’m bored of that colour; so my past several bedrooms have been pretty similar for the most part. If I ever get my own place, I don’t think there will be a magnolia room in the entire house. 82: are/were you good in school?I was ‘naughty’ in primary school (but I was really just bored and put upon by some of the other kids), and got bullied by most of the class when I joined my second school and found it hard to make friends for ages. But in secondary school I worked hard and played by the rules; inherently I . Compared to a lot of the teenagers, I gave them minimal trouble (I don’t think recurrently forgetting my French homework counts), and fell in with the geeky high achievers even in an already pretty high-achieving school.84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?I wish! Not right now. Hmm... I would have to think long and hard before committing an image to my body for the rest of my life, because I’m a fickle artist, and I fear I’d be bored of it/want to change it/want to get another one after a week. 86: do you like concept albums? which ones?I like the concept of concept albums. The idea of tracks working in harmony to create one artistic piece. However, I’m also a compelte musical phillistine. My new flatmate is a complete hipster; he’s always playing artsy vinyls of bands I’ve never heard of; I’ve looked through his entire music collecion and recognised maybe like, 3 artists I know. I think half of it sounds awful to my ears, but hey, he can enjoy what he wants. I’ll be listening to Mozart and Sia on my earphones like a cranky old millennial. 88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?I will festoon my walls with Art Nouveau intol I die. 90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.The last place I went to for a proper holiday was Krakow, and I really love seeing the various cities in Europe. I loved learning about local hisory (and I’m a sucker for museums and palaces).  There’s a lot to see in Poland, but I went to a torture museum, and that’s my stick-out memory for that city. 92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?My previous answer will make this clear, but CHEEESE RULES. I won’t lie, I try to be healthy, so sometimes I include no cheese at all in my pasta, and usually I include less than I want. But in my soul? I am drowning in cheese. 94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?A friend I haven’t seen for a long time because she lives in the States. She’s super smart and kind and hilarious, and I wish she visited more often. I sort of inadvertently set her up to be friends with my sister (they were in the same year at school a few years below myself, but I knew them both before they knew each other) and I’m so glad they hit it off as friends because she’s a good egg. 96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?I try to be good. I also end up doing the IT upkeep for my family’s computers sometimes.

98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?I go on regular walks, but hiking not so much. The last time was right after my grandmother died; my cousins took me up a local mountain in my hometown to cheer me up and distract me. It worked. Though I was worried my uncle would get eaten by a wild boar when he got out of the car to take a closer look at the wild piglets.

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?Answered just now :)

[itswhay]

you are going to hate me but... 1-100 :>

lmAo okay... 

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

Cereal 

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?

yes actually 

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?

shoe laces and ripped paper 

4: how do you take your coffee/tea?

sweet as fuck 

5: are you self-conscious of your smile?

I never smile w my teeth so I guess 

6: do you keep plants?

I gave a lil succ named John Stamos 

7: do you name your plants?

^^^^^

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?

Photography ? I guess I also write on a p blog everyday 

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?

yeah ig

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?

side 

11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends?

you wouldn’t get it 

12: what's your favorite planet?

Saturn 

13: what's something that made you smile today?

This girl said my outfit was cute 

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?

cozy 

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!

All of space is completely silent 

16: what's your favorite pasta dish?

probs anything w cheese and tomatoes and ground beef 

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?

I dont lmao #beentheredonethatoverit

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

Nothing im perfect lmaooooooooo 

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

yeeeeeee and none ya fckn biz... but like for real I write about my day in detail and how im currently feeling about people bc I forget things really easily and I want to remember my life ????? 

20: what's your favorite eye color?

i don have one all y’alls eyes are beaut

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.

I have like this embroidery elephant bag that got at a festival when I first moved to colorado 

22: are you a morning person?

lmao no 

23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

I like to sit on the back porch on the couch and drink coffee and nap 

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?

yes @ daron 

25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into?

my own house damnnn gurrlll willldddd

26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?

currently pink hightop converses but the shoes I had for the longest time was a pair of purple low tops 

27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor?

PoLaR iCe 

28: sunrise or sunset?

Sunrise 

29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?

lmao ummmmm Nicole holds your hand when you sit near her 

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?

lmao yea 

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.

I nEVer sleep in socks. But like socks are sick, never only wear white socks 

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.

lots of things that if im being honest i dont feel like reminiscing about rn bc im tired  

33: what's your fave pastry?

muffins 

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

I had this GiaNT mouse I mean lik e it was huge 

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?

I love... I write letters and postcards to people 

36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now?

Probs Elvis like always 

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?

I like it clean but usually it messy

38: tell us about your pet peeves?

People hiding things, acting like a different person than who they are, being a bad friend bc you want to seem cool to someone else 

39: what color do you wear the most?

Pink and Black prob

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you?

yeah boi The longest amethyst pendant I wear my grandma gave me, the shorter one my mom gave me. I used to have this moon necklace I would wear literally everyday and was very important to me but I lost it at a show and Im still sad about it  

41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving?

Joel Grey’s book 

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!

Mutiny !!! its really sick and there mochas are so good and they have good heckin shows (also im obvi a starbucks bitch so...) 

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?

myself bitch I tell the moon to protect my loved ones every nite 

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?

On the beach in Savannah like pls take me back  

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?

100%

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.

Imagine if you would hit the clock in the morning and the clock would hit you right back. -I think it would be truly alarming. 

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

Ketchup 

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

Needles and yea 

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?

Cds uhhhh last was probs placebo 

50: what's an odd thing you collect?

Musiclas on VHS 

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

person not named -- song: hold on to me placebo 

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

the blinky guy

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?

lmao yea they good 

54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?

I heard it in there voice too and it was last week and It hurts to see someone so sad 

55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point?

well i can say that I did not join the frisbee team to prove a point 

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?

lmao being nice and happy at least some of the time passionate about things and seeks to be happy and fulfilled 

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?

yeah but also that song makes me sad 

58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?

Im both fuck me up 

59: what's your favorite myth?

my love life *that weird drum sound thng when some1 makes a joke* 

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?

yeah 

61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received?

to tired to answer this 

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?

orange 

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?

leave em be 

64: what color is the sky where you are right now?

dark 

65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with?

yeah I was supposed to see zack but then it fell through so that should happen soon 

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?

d a i s i e s 

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?

I like it 

68: what's winter like where you live?

bad gross cold snow 

69: what are your favorite board games?

clue 

70: have you ever used a ouija board?

nah son dont fuck w that shit 

71: what's your favorite kind of tea?

rasberry 

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?

yea 

73: what are some of your worst habits?

got lots of them 

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

They are small short fuckn nerd but 

75: tell us about your pets!

I l o v e them 

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?

sleeping > 

77: pink or yellow lemonade?

pink 

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

I hate those yeloow bitches 

79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?

ew

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?

theres like this giant mountain mural... mountians... just mean,,,, so... much to me, lmao no we rent  

81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.

pine tree w golden light shining through 

82: are/were you good in school?

this semester im doing pretty good 

83: what's some of your favorite album art?

lmao idfk 

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

yea a tcb in new mexico 

85: do you read comics? what are your faves?

yea wonder women ones like the old ones 

86: do you like concept albums? which ones?

?????

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

Boy meets girl (my heart ) and girl happy 

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?

im s o tired im sorru 

89: are you close to your parents?

yea 

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.

Savannah 

91: where do you plan on traveling this year?

lots of places actually 

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

drowns 

93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most?

short and out of the way 

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?

Carla

95: what are your plans for this weekend?

work and I have a thing on sunday 

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?

i ignore them 

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

idr aquarius im slytherin  

98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?

yes i did 

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

nooooooo 

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

neither thats a horrible question live life in the present and understand that each day is different and you should just enjoy what you can of them :)))

you right i do kinda hate u but its ok