#moral orel confessions

[themoraltongazette]

Everyone imagines Orels emo phase to be like the classic all-black attire, but I personally see Midwest emo Orel,DOES ANYONE SEE MIDWESTERN EMO OREL LISTENING TO MCCAFFERTY AND ALEX G PLEASE ??

[moralorelconfessions]

the fact that a old balding reverend has a punk lesbian daughter and they actually have one of the healthiest relationships in the show is just the coolest fucking thing ever

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CONFESSION

orel is such a tame character, he isnt THAT interesting compared to other characters in this show.

[moraltonsnastyconfessional]

[moralorelconfessionsrebornn]

moraltons if they had a pregnancy 

clay: “this lustguard thing is a scam!!” no he's actually so broken up about it. men getting pregnant? that goes against man like 100x fold. he gets it secretly aborted in sinsville, but he can't help reflect on his momma and all her lost children. (its also 100% danielles) 

bloberta: she is unasumed at this point. doesnt really care who the dad is, it's all the same rigamarole she's been through. she ends up just keeping and having it again, and pawning it off on clay. she's been soley detached from her body and doesn't care. she does infact flirt with mr. potterswheel mid contractions though. any excuse to have another man touching her nether regions. 

danielle: he is thrilled. he has to keep quiet about it. is excited, because he'd never think he'd have the opportunity to have any. (not a huge fan of kids, but has a soft spot as a gym coach. and as an uncle who never got to interact with his nephew properly.) becomes detached from religion as he considers his pregnancy as an act independent from any religion. keeps fit and blends in with the yoga moms and just “the gay guy who's also here.” really hopes it's a boy.

censordoll: at first she doesn't believe it. she's paralyzed with this information and doesn't even humor the idea. but as her pregnancy goes on, and she can feel the baby/she swells and get nausea/cravings, she breaks. she has a whole meltdown over it, her entire life a slave to this one concept of never being able to bear children, and now suddenly some act of God has gifted her one? is this even an act of God? is this just some trick of her faith? A fake pregnancy designed to make her question her faith and belief in the Lord? she is too hysterical about it, and ends up just playing with her clit while thinking about pregnancy in her own home. deep down she is Really excited to bear a child, and keeps a strict healthy protein exclusive diet to keep the baby healthy. she also toys around with insertion of eggs and pretends to birth them. while rubbing her tummy and cooing. 

putty: similar to censordoll as he sincerely considers it a test to his faith. but as time goes on and he gets actively more noticably pregnant, he can't help but feel Violated by the Lord. he cancels some of his sermons and just lays in bed. he feels so dissociated from real life, he doesn't even have the drive to jerk off or indulge in any kind of sexual urges. he feels devoid of them. all his morals feel like oxymorons that contrast each other. no man shall fall pregnant, getting an abortion is against the Lord's will. he doesn't know what to do. he ends up just drinking himself half to death in his office, and the next day he wakes up with a large blood stain in-between his legs. he knows what this means, and even with how molested, and dirty and wrong he felt. he can't help but mourn his dead baby. he can only confide in stephanie. who he cries into for weeks, before slowly returning to sermons. claiming a nasty stomach bug in June.

stephanie: she is honestly excited. similar to danielle this was never a thing she could've considered with her sexuality. and she did feel very maternal when it came to people like Orel, so it wasn't like she Didn't want to be a mom. she just knows she'll struggle. with people in moralton questioning who the father is, and not taking “nobody” for an answer. she doesn't want her sexuality questioned, but she's honestly just excited to have a new stepping stone in her life. she knows she'll have some support from the church , at least her father in the endeavor. she takes it's very casually. censordoll does infact protest her sex shop (againx(xyz)) from her newfound pregnancy intermixing with her taboo job. but she doesn't listen. just cares for her sweet baby. secretly wishes it was a boy. sometimes putty comes over and cooks/cleans for her when her energy is low. 

papermouth: retardedly thinks is alien, shoots stomach then dies. 

nurse bendy: she feels panicked at first. with a school nurses salary and her last pregnancy concepted from rape. she's not sure what to do or feel. she actually talks about it with danielle And Joe. danielle claims that he's happy for her, even if she feels violated. and claims that if “Mary had a miracle baby, anyone can.” (he really only says this to sate her panic, as he really thinks it's from principal fakey nefarious activities. but this does comfort her). Joe claims “who'd want some stupid baby brother BLEHH.” but nurse bendy just finds this cute, imagining her son getting all jealous and affection needy after she gives birth. it all sets off her motherly feelings that she never got to live out, so she ends up keeping it full term. she takes the time to play house and teach Joe how to be a good big brother. here Joe grows up a little as he learns to help out his mid pregnant mom. with little tasks like, taking out the trash and cooking. miss secondoponionson is also around to lend a hand. knitting little baby hats and cleaning up after bendy.

sculptham: abortion number 2 baybe. actually represses this even harder. she doesn't like the implication that she might've been raped again, even if it was a magical pregnancy. her anxiety is just spike 200% more. 

fakey: claims his wife cheated on him in his delusional haze. throws her out again. 

figurelli: yay! another child to put to work in the family! everyone in the figurelli household lends a hand in his pregnancy.. has weird pica pregnancy cravings for cat litter.

Creepler : absolutely Over Joyed. doesn't have to chase around little boys when he can just.. have his own! as his bump gets bigger he only gets hornier with the influx of new hormones. has a socially acceptable reason for people to touch him now ; begs doughy to touch his baby bump.

This is rlly interesting is this the cockvore anon again???

[xxvioletvinesxx]

More of the MLP x Moral Orel AU 🎀💖✨️👍

[asubakaa]

I rizzed up adult Orel on c.ai(as Christina) am I cooked

[fandomlife-confessions]

[sobbinghorses]

I like making my friends watch an episode or two of morel orel because I know it’s one of those shows that kick around in your brain every so often randomly. Like a ghost ship appearing before being consumed by fog once more

[themoraltongazette]

idk why but i'd like to think that orel knows about crocheting or knitting (bc of bloberta) and does it in his past time for funsies or as clothing! in typical moral orel fashion, i'd imagine bloberta would be super mad at him for using/'wasting' her cloth and clay saying it's a 'woman's job' (BIG YIKES) anyways, have a good year y'all!! :D

[themoraltongazette]

My fave rare pair is Lwky dolly x Steph, I like it more than bendy and Steph tbh 😭

[themoraltongazette]

this is orel in a nutshell /silly

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[themoraltongazette]

I think Orel would steal Clay’s belts post Arthur during his ‘goth’ phase to make cuffs and shit out of spite since he seemed to be pretty crafty throughout the show lolll

[themoraltongazette]

Me and many others like to think that Orel is autistic, and I really agree! I see a lot of traits in him, and that’s why I kin Orel because he acts like me a lot!! :33333 if he did get diagnosed, I bet he would have Asperger’s/Low needs autism like I do!

[themoraltongazette]

HC: Clay can’t take care of plants FOR SHIT😭😭 Do NOT let this man near your pretty daisies, it will wither like his love for women

[themoraltongazette]

CHAT HEAR ME OUT!! I feel like Stephanie would be into video game collecting, think like Mario Games, etc. If in the modern world, she'd love Animal Crossing and Orel would ABSOLUTELY visit her island!! Orel would def love each and every one of his villagers and make his town BEAUTIFUL cuz he would be the best cult leader (I wonder if Orel would lecture people about time travelling on Animal Crossing/s)