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the princess of light has drunkenly ordered another text to the princess of darkness

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have the last five years been just a complete blur for anybody else

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been thinking about appearances and stuff

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i love solar beam,

water pokémon 5 to 10 levels below me prepare to feel the unmatched power of the sun.

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i'll do it for sam

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snort...

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I miss legit winter so much. The fuck is this

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can I stay in bed until 2025

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Honestly, part of why it irritates me when people act performatively shocked at the homophobia in 2000s media is it wasn't just media. "Can you believe this aired in 2008" buddy, in 2008 I was having shit thrown at me from moving cars for having long hair, and you wanna get worked up about sitcoms?

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Annual reblog of the liminal spacemas from instachaz

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awesome video my brother made for me in 2009 bc i kept commenting "gay" on peoples videos from his account

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people always try to play the "but you're a lesbian" card whenever i say odd shit about men and i think that's because people are too cowardly to accept the truth: these are pure, objective observations. i don't have a leg in this race. when i say Gene Wilder has a kind of evil warlock's raw sexual charisma in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory you can't write me off as being too horny. because i'm literally not. i'm making a statement of fact here. and you'll just have to cope with it.

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my new years resolution for 2025:

1. get hotter

2. lesbian sex