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tbh i think the only reason mattie’s name isnt “jones” is because “the jones brothers” sounds too much like “the jonas brothers”

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it’s been awhile since i doodled a canadia

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RIP all those good animes that never got optioned for a 2nd season

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Hetalia screencap challenge yeahh

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“Mattie, you’re the best!” (^ヮ^)

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FACE Family

England: Somebody go get America for me.

France: How? He's probably asleep.

Canada: Hold on, I got this.

Canada: Ahem.

Canada: I'M TOO HOT

*loud thumping noises*

*America bursts in wearing only American flag boxers*

America: (hot damn)

England:

France:

Canada:

America:

England: How the bloody hell did you say ( )?

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Have you any aph Canada headcanons?

1. Matthew’s a teensy bit taller than Alfred. Not very obvious, though, but he is taller. 

2. Competitive as heck when it comes to hockey, especially with Alfred or Ivan. Most of the time, they’re brothers through and through, but when it’s hockey season or the Winter Olympics….it’s Only One Can Live and I’ll Fucking Destroy You. He can skate really well. Good at winter sports.

3. He’s pretty used to Alfred hogging all the spotlight, and it’s not something he’s jealous about or anything. He knows all too well how that kind of attention and power Alfred has comes at its own price. He (and the other Americans) are more or less used to it as a fact of life. They do however, have a chat group to complain about that… tsk. 

4. Absolutely obsessed with Kraft Dinners. He hoards them jealously. (’Food of the gods, you heathens.’) He may eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner on some days, nevermind the horrified wails of Francis. 

5. A crack shot. He’s good at hunting. Outdoors kind of person too, good at hiking, knows how to start fires without any matches kind of thing and to live off the land etc. 

6. Not at all a shrinking violet. He’s just quieter and more reserved in comparison to the other Americans, but he’s very much willing to speak his mind when he feels a need to. He’s just more inclined to be less loud about it. 

7. One of the few who probably isn’t scared of Alfred’s power, and who isn’t afraid to be brutally honest with him. ‘Cause’s known him for so long and they’re so close. He’s probably the only person Alfred has consistently got along well with…(’Well you tried to invade me in 1812′ ‘I said comparatively! Remember the Bay of Pigs fiasco? Or the whole thing with Texas??? And the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo…’ ‘Yes, I’m the only neighbour you haven’t…poked in the eye recently.’)

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AU?

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Random APH Fact of the Day #288

According to Himaruya, Canada has always been a good tactician as shown during the American Revolution when he sent America a sign on a box of England’s letters that read “There is food inside” (x) (x) (x)

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I am in Hetalia hell

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Body swap 

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aph nerds with hoodies

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He’s got that summertime sadness

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ζ([6]ω[6])＜僕と一緒に冒険しようよ！

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