#johnny mortal kombat

[mrshesh]

HEEEHEHEE

johnny cage x reader (gn plz) flirty intro banter heheheheheh TYYYY

intros with johnny cage - flirty banter

overview: intros the reader could have with johnny cage - flirty banter edition!

pairing: johnny cage x gender neutral reader, romantic

genre: fluff, spice

a/n: i was hoping for someone to send in a request like this one! anon, i love you forever and ever - thank you for sending this in. i hope you love this as much as i love you.

Johnny Cage: Happy to see your favorite stuntman? 

(Y/N): I don’t see Tom Cruise anywhere.

Johnny Cage: Ouch. 

(Y/N): Where’d you get it?

Johnny Cage: The awesomeness? The handsomeness? The-

(Y/N): The audacity. 

Johnny Cage: I’m thinking of getting a new tattoo. 

(Y/N): You should get a tramp stamp of my name. 

Johnny Cage: Close to the ass for a reason!

(Y/N): I don’t understand why you’ve got so many fans.

Johnny Cage: C’mon, I break the handsomeness scale.

(Y/N): Which end of the scale?

(Y/N): What’s up, butterface?

Johnny Cage: The ceiling- wait, what?!

(Y/N): That shut you up real quick.

(Y/N): Your stamina needs some work.

Johnny Cage: Care to help me with that, baby?

(Y/N): God, I hate you.

Johnny Cage: You, me - there’s a connection. 

(Y/N): Your body count is higher than Genghis Khan’s. What do you mean “connection”?

Johnny Cage: Jeez Louise, no need to get all jealous!

Johnny Cage: I’m feeling brave today!

(Y/N): Like when you forced me to hold your hand when you got vaccinated?

Johnny Cage: That was one time. One!

(Y/N): Hey, handsome. 

Johnny Cage: Hah! I knew you couldn’t resist me!

(Y/N): Why do I even bother?

Johnny Cage: (Whistles) Someone’s lookin’ sexy.

(Y/N): Let me guess, you?

Johnny Cage: Bingo! You know me so well, honey!

(Y/N): Relax, Johnny.

Johnny Cage: I do my own stunts too! What’s so great about that fella?

(Y/N): Very bold of you to compare yourself to Tom Cruise.

Johnny Cage: The things you do to me, sweetheart. 

(Y/N): Like kick your ass?

Johnny Cage: Ooh, I’m scared. 

Johnny Cage: The things you do to me, sweetheart.

(Y/N): Watch your mouth, Cage. 

Johnny Cage: What are you gonna do? Date me?

Johnny Cage: Relax, honey. I’ll be careful with your pretty face. 

(Y/N): Don’t hold back, Cage. I can take it. 

Johnny Cage: Kinky. 

again, i love these so much, please send more in aaaaah!

[lovefromlaura]

[draymon-r0]

Johnny: — Oh, relax Kenshi. we're just doing a slow dance, huh..

Takahashi: — then why do I feel your hands going lower and lower?

/папы мои/

[soykichaa]

SI ME SALIÓ, ME CUESTA TANTO HACER UN EDIT PEQUEÑO 😢

[joetastic2739]

Ok, here you go👍

Bonus Curly frames without the broken glass:

[barkbre]

Big beefy men who are lowkey pathetic for thick women >>> best trope known to man.

[bencata]

*referenced a gay couple account I follow on ig called matthewandpaul… (#^.^#)

[zg0nuwa]

i’m not switching between my hyperfixations because i’m autistic, i’m just a whore

[wilde0710]

When the non-wounded is more dramatic.

Original

[norithelord]

more Animality doodles ideas :3

damn... im a heartless monster

[partycatty]

how many donuts can you stack on it

i feel like ive got this down to a science.

warnings: describing fictional characters' peanits in length.

notes: this is what i come back with to post (1 donut = 1 inch)

[ masterlist ]

liu kang > he's got a bioweapon in motion and form, truly. it's so big and thick you might actually die if you try to take it all. 9 donuts. he'll let you do anything to it, silly or not, if it makes you crack a hungry grin like you did when you counted.

bi-han > idk i feel like its not that big, but it's got good thickness.... 4 and a half donuts. finds it stupid, won't agree to putting donuts on it at first, but gives in just so you'll stop. he's embarrassed.

kuai liang > husband length. humble but knows he can get the job done... thinks he could be bigger but you dont complain. 6 donuts. he's too kind and sweet to really have a problem with it.

johnny cage > he thought he'd be able to fit more donuts... not that the current amount is small. 7 and a half donuts. he might try and cram that second half in, but it falls off and splats on the ground.

kenshi takahashi > confident but quiet about it, the donuts don't stop stacking even when you think you couldn't fit another. 9 donuts. expected it, not surprised, but chuckles dryly at your little gasp.

kung lao > tried it on himself before you even got the chance to ask. 7 donuts after trying multiple times at home. lies and says it was nine donuts when he tried it at home...

raiden > nobody expects it from him, since it's not on the forefront of his mind like his bestie... 9 donuts. just thought everyone could fit that many no problem. you had to explain that he's massive.

rain > doesn't talk about it because there isn't really much to say... 5 donuts. (why doesn't he have a personality ever)

tomas vrbada > you just... kept going.... and before you knew it, 8 and a half donuts sat pretty hugging him as he smiles in delight. at first he didn't get your vision, but seeing the shock on your face was more than enough.

baraka > afraid of showing it, tarkat enhanced... all of his features. nearly a baker's dozen, 10 donuts fit with no problem. he growls to himself, adjusting his hips. maybe his condition had a perk.

geras > won't really get why you want donuts on it... but will entertain your ridiculousness. he stands stock still and firm when you put a whopping ten and a half donuts on him. he raises a brow, wondering what the point was.

syzoth > his tongue flicks in curiosity as you try to balance the donuts on both, squeezing a whopping 14 donuts combined! he grins in satisfaction, wondering how many donuts his true form could hold.

havik > it fell off. 0 donut.

shao > shitting your pants when you put the entire dozen onto it, and still have some wiggle room. shao remains unimpressed but silently pleased with his thickness and length as it balances the treats.

shang tsung > it's cute. 5 donuts was his max, but he seems smug about it. he knows you'll take him either way, and the thought makes him smirk.

reiko > 7 and a half donuts stops him short but he just laughs loudly with his hands on his hips. asks if you're impressed, and then offers for you to eat the donuts right off of him.

ermac > ....would ermac have millions of dicks? or just one in his physical manifestation? how many donuts is that...? you'll be there for a while.

[mrshesh]

I loved your Johnny Cage intros, could you possibly do another between him and a significant other? Maybe more domestic like? Like some “loser does the dishes” type cutesy stuff? Love your work!

johnny cage intros - domestic edition!

overview: intros the reader could have with johnny cage - domestic edition!

pairing: johnny cage x gender neutral reader, romantic

genre: fluff

a/n: hi anon! i love all the johnny cage requests I'm getting. he's a fun character to write for. thanks for requesting. i hope you love it!

(Y/N): Did you break the vacuum cleaner again?

Johnny Cage: Sorry…

(Y/N): This is why I’m always on vacuum duty. 

Johnny Cage: Do I let you win, or do I sleep on the couch? 

(Y/N): For that, you’re sleeping on the couch either way. 

Johnny Cage: Can I at least get the fluffy blanket? Please?

(Y/N): You made the bed before this, right? 

Johnny Cage: Why? Did we get too wild last night? 

(Y/N): Good lord.

(Y/N): Where’s your ring, babe?

Johnny Cage: I don’t wanna break your pretty face with it. 

(Y/N): That’s sweet. You’re not getting that privilege from me, though. 

Johnny Cage: Let’s get matching tattoos!

(Y/N): What if we get divo-

Johnny Cage: Don’t! No, we’re not. 

(I had to add this one. Your example was too good!)

(Y/N): I’m winning this. Easy.

Johnny Cage: Wanna bet on that, sweetheart?

(Y/N): Loser does the dishes. 

Johnny Cage: What’s up with the expensive ass water bill this month?

(Y/N): Unless you wanna stop practicing your acting in the shower, don’t complain. 

Johnny Cage: But that’s the best part of my shower!

(Y/N): The vacuum isn’t working again. 

Johnny Cage: I promise it isn’t my fault this time! I promise!

(Y/N): I think I’ve traumatized you… 

(Y/N): Thank you for cleaning the house before this.

Johnny Cage: I’m such a good cleaner. 

(Y/N): You should consider a career change. 

Johnny Cage: You should let me cook for you more often, honey. 

(Y/N): Well… uhh…

Johnny Cage: I’m that bad of a cook?

🏷️@bluntsandblondes

[lovefromlaura]

[draymon-r0]

dads ☕

[soykichaa]

Como digo, faltan 33 días para navidad 🕴️🎄

[inienil]

shark week ;)