#johnathan coulton

[lastoneout]

when florence and the machine said "I find that happiness is an extremely uneventful subject" and when romeo x juliet said "a simple life with you would be paradise" and johnathan coulton said "it's okay, I like you in glasses" and everything everywhere all at once said "in another life I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you"

(edit: I made a longer thing with more examples here)

[lola-bo-bola]

Dinobot Tribute

UH beast wars spoilers i love him so much

[slow-clap-processors]

Can we take a second to recognize that Johnathan Coulton is the perfect person to write for GLaDOS. like, OF COURSE he would write for her. HALF OF HIS SONGS are sarcastic/ironic songs sung by weirdos (affectionate) who don’t know how to love people but are trying their best.

[fr-likes-chocolate]

Because I have been listening to Christmas music that is essentially different covers of the same five songs since November first (thank you whoever did that at my workplace, your demise will be slow) I have compiled a small list of Christmas adjacent music that is different from Mariah Carey and Jingle bells.

Chiron Beta Prime by Johnathan Coulton. This song is about celebrating Christmas with your robot overlords protectors

Dream Sweet in Sea Major by Miracle Musical. Its not a Christmas song but with the jingle bells its close enough for me.

Girl Next Door and Lost Girl by Toby fox. These songs are from Deltarune chapter 2 and are for the girl who is Christmas themed so what more could you want?

That's all lol, you can reblog with your own Christmas adjacent songs id you want. I reccomend checking out other songs from all three artists because they are pretty good.

[weeb-dweeb]

code monkey kill manager with rock

[hhayfever]

There is possibly a world where I make a neater and better version of this. But we’ll see.

[snandorthegreat]

btw if you were wondering what they were, they’re “Aurora Borealis” by Lemon Demon and “Chiron Beta Prime” by Johnathan Coulton

there should be more apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic christmas songs I think. like I can only think of two and that’s not enough

[wybienova]

found a petrigrof song in the car today

[thecheshirerat]

any playlist can be a Crowley angst playlist if it tries hard enough

[lastoneout]

glasses - johnathan coulton // in this corner of the world - dir. sunao katabuchi // no choir - florence + the machine // up - dir. pete docter // romeo x juliet - dir. fumitoshi oizaki // wolf children ame and yuki - dir mamoru hosoda // le lit - henri de toulouse-lautrec // garden - noah gundersen // everything everywhere all at once - dir. daniel kwan and daniel scheinert

[glacioclasm]

THIS IS SERIOUSLY DR. BOROUS IM GONNA THROW UP AND CRY

[kaffykathy]

I call her Cree P. Dahl.

[tracfone]

🤝🤝🤝 to all of this tbh

Also, i bought portal 2: the final hours recently and happen to have this screencap on hand!

When you were never much a fan of The Addams Family so you never watched it and are just learning now that Gomez is always calling his wife Cara Mia and this is how he “flirts”

Sensing that this was used as an intentional ChellDOS nod by Valve

GLaDOS is Gomez

testing IS flirting,

[redrumrose]

*I trip over the music rec post*

*All of these come flying off of my lunch tray*

* Another Believer - Rufus Wainwright

* Lysergide Daydream - Will Wood and the Tapeworms

* Skullcrusher Mountain - Johnathan Coulton

* Summer Breeze - Seals and Crofts

* A Little Thunder - Vulfmon

* Brand New Key - Scary Pockets

* Посмотри В Глаза - Natalya Vetlitskaya

* Nebula Gazer - Flamingosis

* Obey the Groove - No More Kings

* Как не думать о тебе - Leonid Agutin

* I Love The Stars - The Orion Experience

* I am Alone - They Might Be Giants

* Gimme! Gimmie! Gimmie! (A Man After Midnight) - Brian David Gilbert

* Kuhmilch 74 BPM - Vulfpeck

* Like Sexy Dynamite - The Orion Experience

* Weird Science - Oingo Boingo

* You're On Fire - They Might Be Giants

* Hot to Trot - 10cc

* Sonora - Spendtime Palace

* Hey Lover - The Daughters of Eve

* Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones) - Will Wood and the Tapeworms

* Moskva-Odessa - Vladimir Vysotsky (*on some platforms Odessa is only spelled with 1 s)

* I Can't Decide - Scissor Sisters

* Coquetterie Dancer - Yuu Miyashita

* MAD - Caravan Palace

* Fugue State - Vulfpeck

* The Dismemberment Song - Blue Kid

* BlackboxWarrior - OKULTRA - Will Wood

* Feel It Still - Scott Bradlee's Postmoder Jukebox

* Spiderwebs - Scott Bradlee's Postmoder Jukebox

* [And just the entire "Retro Poland" album by Maromaro]

YEEEESSSS!!!!!!! ANOOON OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! I'm gonna be eatin so good!!!! I can't wait to go through these!! (doing so right now x3) I shall report back on this post!

And also!!! *hands you my lunch money* Here's some songs I've been listening lately ^^

Bossa Nova Baby (Viva Mix) - Elvis Presley

В памяти навечно - сова (they have a few bangers ^^)

Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel

Pins and Needles - The Birthday Massacre

outer space - Freezepop

[chirpchangeling]

5, 6, 12, 21 for J0hn? (you don't have to do all those dfsjlskdsdf)

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

First song that comes to mind is probably johnathan coulton's Artificial Heart, i still remember so fondly that bit of art bubbly made for it in relation to the j0hn playlist. Im not sure its the song that fully encapsulates him best but it is a favorite of mine

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

we're Fixers. Being able to Apply ourself hands on, practically, in the solution or prevention of problems helps us feel more comfortable and in control of stressful and anxiety inducing situations 👍

Also massive fucking nerds about media but thats a given

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

While Larry/FL Man was a 'maybe this is just a phase?' baby gay as seen in the nccts i think john was a 'i always sorta knew i was different™️ and- especially before i knew how to label how- that was alienating and scary to confront or acknowledge' baby gay. Seems thematically in line with his whole 'knows exactly who he is and who he wants to be' thing and the fact he percieves and feels prism's attempts at changing his words as 'anxiety'

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

I LOVED writing j0hn for Hour Hand, I love trying to express a character through writing how they think about their circumstances and he comes very naturally to me as a POV character because he seems to think through his circumstances pretty thoroughly, which lets me explore a lot of things easily that writing other characters faithfully makes hard. cough dantoinette and crimson you annoying little avoidant fuckheads cough

In terms of things i dont like thinking of appropriate J0hnisms (awkwardly phrased 'buddy i know what you mean but what do you mean' coolguy shit like 'i can hack this for breakfast' or 'she was a total lamo to my whole body') on purpose is hardddddd :( fumbling a phrase on purpose in a way that feels natural in writing is harddddddd :( which makes me sad because theyre one of his most charming features to me

[cosmereplay]

Urithiru Tower - Stormlight Archive parody song

A parody cover of Skullcrusher Mountain by Johnathan Coulton, with Raboniel as the mad scientist and Navani as the love interest because it just fits. Cover art by @comiclysmic, posted with permission. Find the original post to the art here! Cover art described here!