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The average 5e playe sees themselves as a temporarily embarrassed Critical Role

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vivziepop: so, they're all white? and they say slurs? sure, i'll make your tv show

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“you’re so quiet” yeah i’m rewriting the same 3 sentences in my head while imagining a dramatic betrayal between fictional people. i’m BUSY

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tiktok mental health content is like

signs youre dealing with a narcissist. #1: someone is mean to you

why all schizophrenics are abusers

is a DARK EMPATH more powerful than a LIGHT EMPATH?

why YOU should ask your partner of 4 years who has never knitted if they would knit you a sweater (if they say no, BREAK UP! THEY ARE GASLIGHTING YOU!!)

why ALL WOMEN are narcissists #alphapodcast #podcast

top ten traits that automatically mean youre autistic. #1: you have interests and enjoy things sometimes

why bpd makes you evil and how to escape from a (EVIL) bpd person

my mom had this mental illness and also sucked therefore everyone with this mental illness sucks and acts the exact same way. BE CAREFUL!

i filmed my autistic toddler having a meltdown instead of doing literally anything else. please feel bad for me in the comments!

having an ocd moment! #springcleaning #cleaningmyroom

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lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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that's the mood for tonight amirite fellas

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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

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agreed to do a homestuck book club with my friends so i’m sorry in advance if revisiting it now that im no longer 13 changes me forever

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The problem with long term isolation is you become insane and weird and unpalatable and unrelatable and it's seemingly impossible to ever forge meaningful connections with people ever again

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Sure since adopting self checkout they got rid of 99% of grocery workers and if something goes wrong you gotta just stand there for 20 minutes while the employee managing 30% of the store singlehandedly tries to juggle helping you with their other responsibilities. But at least groceries are less expensive now right. Why are you trying to whisper in my ear I have a girlfriend

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"X identity queer people don't belong in Y identity queer spaces" girl what spaces??? The gay & lesbian bars that are closing down & being replaced with ✨ absolutely nothing ✨? The pride parades that are losing funding & getting smaller?? Those queer spaces???

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yeah sure i could write spideytorch fic from media where they actually interacted. but i find shows / movies where they couldnt because of the rights issues far more compelling.