#john tucker must die sentence starters

[vanosslirious]

BBS Dialogue Prompts #224

BBS & Alias Prompts and Sentence Starters: [ 5 ]

SMII7Y

What do I look like while I’m doing this, John?

John, we have a problem.

There’s some here, John, trust me.

Come here, John, come here.

John, John, John…

What does that mean, Matt?

Puffer, I need you to react appropriately, the plane is going down.

How is Matt the most normal looking person in this fucking truck, dude?

Aye, you want a hug, Grizzy?

Tucker, pick up the meat.

H2ODELIRIOUS

Can you make it, Moo?

Alright, Vanoss, if you can't make it, you're dead.

Wildcat has already chosen one.

Alright, Wildcat, the bridge of doom.

Hey, punch me, Nogla, punch me.

Jump, Nogla!

Come on, Vanoss, at the same time, you want to go?

Bryce, don't cut his throat.

What are you doing, Bryce?

Vanoss, where you at, you're just chilling somewhere, just watching.

TERRORISER

Poor Delirious, doing his own little thing.

It must hurt, Nogla, it must hurt.

Good job, Delirious.

It has nothing to do with Evan, I just love you being miserable.

Nogla's getting mad, Nogla's going to die!

Lanai, don't look at this.

Evan actually did something, holy fuck.

Let's go, Lanai.

I thought you were Delirious.

One shot, Brock, coming in for the kill.

NOGLA

Wildcat, this is actually an extremely good spot where no one will find you.

What's funny, Vanoss needs footage, what's funny?

There's one way to find out where Moo is.

Brian, what are you doing?

Wait, Wildcat, are you actually a good person?

This is what Delirious is doing right now.

I got worse from you, Brian, shut the fuck up.

I think we might be in a competition here, Evan.

I think this is making Evan like Delirious more.

Brian's talking so much shit, and Evan's like, 'I love Delirious.'

BIGPUFFER

That's all I had, SMii7y!

Grizzy, don't skip me.

SMii7y, you fuck!

Yeah, SMii7y, you just went flying.

Hold on, SMii7y, give it a minute.

Matt, you didn't hear that?

What does Grizzy have?

Here you go again, SMii7y, no, I lied.

Thank you, Nelson!

Alright, Matt, you can go.

[theworldaccordingtomemes]

JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE: SENTENCE STARTERS

“Dude, I’m deep. I’m dating the Poetry club.”

“I’ll let you in on a secret though. My mom says I’m special on the inside.”

“I’m so tying so hard, but I’m out of plays.”

“I don’t think she’s your type.”

“Girl is my type.”

“Oh! Girls! Peace and love! Come on!”

“I was just breathing. I breathe a lot.”

“I guess I was invisible for so long that it felt good to be noticed.”

“You know, for you, I don’t have to give up all meat.”

“Define anyone.”

“I’m so depressed, I couldn’t even enjoy the break-up sex.”

“Man, you whipped!”

“Or…my really nice butt?”

“I’m losing tone?”

“Just be careful who you pretend to be. I mean I’d hate if you forgot who you are.”

Let’s get back in the game.”

“Oh. You’re the other (insert last name)?”

“I’m…not quite ready to order.”

“(name)’s still in the truck.”

“(first and last name), there’s only one guy out there for me, but you are not him.”

“How exactly did he get burned?”

“You can’t really hum to Cheap Trick.”

“We all want to kill (insert name).”

“‘Live and let live’ is whar I say, (insert name). Takes all kinds to build a freeway.”

“You mean he was able to be intimate without being…intimate?”

“I’d hit him with my car if he wouldn’t make body cats a fashion statement.”

“He’s probably just in town for a layover and he’s just looking for someone to lay over.”

“Chocolate makes everything better.”

“‘Jerk’ isn’t really my type.”

“This guy is cheating on all of you and instead of taking out on him, you’re beating the shit out of each other?”

“When he speaks to you, count to three in your head before you answer him.”

“What are you girls doing?” // “Destroying a man.”

“Maybe I come on too strong, but…I don’t know. I just have to put my whole heart into things.”

“It’s not even my date and he still gets me out of my skirt!”

“I can’t believe I ate meat for him.”

“You’re perfect (name)...and so far not flammable.”

“Get out of here, you little perv.”

“Where is everyone?”

“We share a vegan/non-violent outlook on life.”

“No, I knew a guy like him – Skip.”

“Wow. Okay.”

“Stop – with the rhyming.”

“(name) and I belong together. He’s the varsity captain, and after all, I AM the head cheerleader.”

“So did you like the flowers?”

“Well I didn’t have a pen…”

“So you’re lab partners with (name) right? What’s her deal?”

“It’s always about me. (name). (name). (name).”

“You weren’t at that party last night. Where were you?”

“Slut in truck.”

“I think this belongs to you (name). I found it in my bed.”

“Show’s over ladies. Back to your room.”

“Dude, those are for ladies.”

“So I’m not just some ‘82 Bordeaux you want to uncork and pork?”

“Who do I make my check out to?”

“It doesn’t work like that with your hormone production.”

“Normally, I’m opposed to the slaughter, but in (name)’s case, I’ll make an exception.”

“Holy Jamma Lamma. Kiss her again.”

“I wish it could just be simple, like a retro pop song, ‘I want you to want me’. Boom. End of story. We all live happily ever after. But it’s never like that, is it?”

“She’s right. He’s always making me feel guilty.”

“Well, it’s totally on the DL. I mean, not fit to print. I’m dating…(insert name).”

“(name), what are you wearing?”

“Don’t show any interest. Don’t even look at him too much.”

“You know what, that was no accident!”

“What the hell is your problem?”

“LANGUAGE!”

“Yeah, yeah, I know. We all hate each other.”

“You came early to dentention?”

“Sorry, what kind of cheerleader?”

[lghtpulledarch]

@fearedreign​​​ sent :    “ you weren’t at the party last night . where were you ? ”     »    JOHN   TUCKER    MUST    DIE    SENTENCE    STARTERS .   

gaze   slips   across   to   the   princess ,    a  slight  look  of  bewilderment  on  his  face  at  the  confidence  she  has  in  speaking  to  him .    “ i  did  not  mean  to  cause  you  any  offence ,  princess . ”  he  says ,   respect  for  her  quickly  growing  as  he  tilts  his  head ,  taking  her  in  properly .   “ we  arrived  later  than  anticipated ,  and  your  father’s  advisors  wanted  to  talk  over  some  things  before  our  meeting  this  morning .  those  discussions  ran  quite  LATE  into  the  night  and  i  figured  by  that  point  most  of  your  guests  would  have  already  retired  for  the  evening . ”   it’s  the  longest  explanation  he’s  ever  offered  anyone ,  but  there’s  something  about  her  and  her  family  that  makes  him feel  the  need  to  try  to  be  POLITE .   

[winteirsa]

@starlcved​  ( nora )  sent :     “ he will say that it was my fault , but i clearly said : ‘ dear god , man , you’re on fire . run for your life .’ ”       »      JOHN  TUCKER  MUST  DIE  SENTENCE  STARTERS . 

“ i’m  not  even  sure  why  you  bothered   giving   him  a  warning . ”    she  muses ,   something  dark  flickering  in  her  eyes  when  she  turns  to  face  her  friend .   “ he  shouldn’t  have  tried  interfering  in  the  first  place .   it  clearly  didn’t  concern  him ,   and  he’s  only  made  a  fool  out  of  himself  for  trying  to  stop  the  inevitable . ”   her  lack  of  sympathy  has  come  from  years  of  putting  the  blame  of  her  actions  onto  her  victim’s  shoulders ,  and  she’s  reached  the  point  where  she  cares  very  little  for  the  collateral  damaged  caused  when  someones  tries  to  get  in  her  way .   shrugging  her  shoulders ,  she calmly  steps  over  the  body ,   gaze  focused  ahead  of  them ;  out  to  the  end  of  the  forest .   “ leave  him ,   i’m  sure  he  will  be  found  come  morning .  i  have  far  better  plans  for  my  evening  than  burying  a  body . ”