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so i lost my mind and made a kenmaid playlist bc he's my special little guy
#see.. him face#john cena my beloved#kenmaid#barbie#barbie (2023)#barbenheimer#rose shut up#playlist#spotify
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me when i first got my glasses in first grade:
#LEGIT THOUGH!!#i had blue hello kitty ones tho- so its kinda different#but donnie my beloved <3#donatello#tmnt mutant mayhem#just watched this movie its so GOOD!!!#ICE CUBE AND JOHN CENA??!?? IN THE SAME MOVIE?!?!
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punk is the victim of a good old fashioned house show game of: "Bully the Heel"
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#i bet Punk had been dying to have an excuse to do the green mist#also love the selling on the cobra#really rung his bell#he barely looked conscious as he was standing up to take it#cm punk#john cena#santino marella#my beloved#zack ryder#beth pheonix#rey mysterio#there's like 500 people in that ring#Youtube
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My oc as John cena doodle also I think I’m gonna start posting hazbin stuff as this is the one social I don’t have my friends on (they’re uncomfortable with hazbin understandably) so I’m gonna use this as my doodle dump 😈
#digitalart#digital art#trans artist#john cena#my ocs my beloved#my ocs <3#my oc shit#my oc stuff#oc artist#oc artwork#oc art#oc art tag#hazbin hotel
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JOHNNNN SWEET BELOVED BABY
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according to fast x, dominic toretto is a rocket league champion & a committed sedevacantist. sadly the film does not explore the obvious implication that he is addicted to reddit & instead fumbles around doing a weird homophobic bit & being really boring
#disappointing!#my beloved fastchise betrays me by: being pretty bad#john cena was good in it tho#maybe movies are not so good most of the time. have we considered this?
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If one were new to watching NXT and wanted to catch up with all the trickunov promos and matches... where does one start
Oooo you came to the right place, you know she got the full encyclopedia for those two 😩 but heads up, it's LONG
Carmelo is obviously gonna be all over this thing because this storyline was a three-way feud for a long time and Trick's relationships with him and Ilja paralleled each other for a long time.
Sidenote that I'm only pointing out the stuff relevant to the Trickunov relationship and the characters interacting with it, but there was a lot of fun "ship-friendly" stuff going on in NXT at this time that you can keep an eye out for in case you happen to enjoy it and want to follow it too - some examples are the Axiom/Nathan partnership (my beloved comic book bfs and the only duo that's still together today 🥲), the Lyra/Tatum toxic yuri saga, the creation of the Wolf Dogs, Tiffany vs Fallon etc.
For all the Trickunov canon thus far, we're starting in February of 2023 with their very first on-screen interaction - below is a list of pretty much all the moments that directly or indirectly impacted their rivalry:
February 07 - Carmelo (w/Trick) vs JD McDonagh
February 14 - Ilja backstage interview + in ring promo w/ Trick + Trick and Melo backstage segment
February 21 - Ilja vs Trick I + locker room segment w/ Trick, Melo and Tyler
Then they both get caught up in other stuff for a bit so you can skip ahead to:
July 11 - opening segment + Ilja vs Bron (much better than the one we just had on raw AND it had important stakes) + main event tag match w/ Judgment Day
July 18 - opening segment + backstage segment with Schism
The Great American Bash 2023 - Carmelo vs Ilja I
July 25 - Melo, Trick and Ilja vs Schism + post-match backstage angle + backstage segment with Trick and Melo + main event segment.
August 01 - Backstage segment w/ Trick and Melo + Ilja promo package (this one is easy to miss - it plays at the very end of the episode, after the main event match)
August 08 - In-ring promo between Trick and Ilja
Heatwave 2023 - Ilja vs Trick II
August 15 - nothing too relevant in this episode but I like the backstage segment between Melo and Wes for how it hints at Melo becoming a heel + Trick makes a silly dragon pun after his match with Gulak + there's a short hype package for their match that plays before Tyler vs Joe;
August 29 - Ilja in-ring promo (where he starts by singing Trick's praises and ends up getting bullied by Meta-Four lmfao)
September 05th - Ilja vs Oro post-match segment w/ Wes and Melo + backstage segment w/ Trick and Ilja
September 12 - Ilja vs Wes Lee + backstage segment between Trick and Melo
September 19 - Ilja backstage interview + Trick & Dom backstage interaction + Melo vs Dom (w/ Ilja on commentary) + Melo parking lot interview
No Mercy - Carmelo vs Ilja II
September 26 - Trick vs Gacy post-match interview + Backstage segment w/ Trick and Melo + Fatal Four-way match + Melo and Ilja contract signing
October 03 - In-ring segment between Ilja, Trick and Melo + Trick vs Dom
October 10 - this is the famous crossover episode extravaganza but watch the opening segment + Ilja vs Dom (w/ LA Knight as the ref lmfao) because it's messy fun and Trick makes an appearance. The Trick & Melo segment with John Cena is also important foreshadowing
October 17 - Carmelo in-ring promo feat. multiple "guests" + Trick's backstage attack + main event match
Halloween Havoc (Night 2) - Ilja vs Melo III
You can skip a bit again while Ilja deals with Corbin and Melo continues to act shady but please watch Ilja vs Nathan from the 28 November episode - it's short but it's great and it displays how volatile Ilja was during his feud with Baron Corbin - it's even on YT in full here. Then watch Deadline for the Men's Iron Survivor match and the brief post-match angle after Ilja vs Corbin (I'm not a fan of this match but the promo package is very good in giving Ilja some more depth, so check that out too)
December 12 - Two opening segments + medical room promo + main event segment
December 19 - Backstage segment between Trick and Melo + Ilja in-ring promo + backstage segment between Trick and Ilja + another one with Trick and Melo + Ilja vs Ridge Holland post-match angle (tw for like REALLY good selling - a lot of people thought it was legit when it leaked from audiences at the tapping)
December 26 - Backstage segment between Melo and Trick + Contract signing segment between Trick and Ilja (plays after the main event match)
January 02 - New Year's Evil is just extra story development with a few fun cameos - watch Kelly's backstage report after the opening match + the segment between Melo, Trick and a surprise Grayson Waller + another segment later between Melo and Trick + Trick vs Grayson (feat. another great cameo)
January 09 - Backstage Melo & Trick segment (also PLEASE watch the Fallon and Tiffany segments even if you're not following their story, they are GOLD)
January 16 - Opening match (optional) + Melo, Trick and Ilja backstage segment + another Trick and Melo one later on discussing Vengeance Day
January 23 - Ilja backstage interview + Trick and Melo backstage segment + Trick vs Briggs w/ Ilja on commentary + Trick and Melo backstage after the match
January 30 - Melo and Trick backstage segment + main event promo between Trick and Ilja
Vengeance Day - Ilja vs Trick III
Feb 06 - Opening segment + Ilja in-ring segment + Melo's in-ring promo + Ilja vs Dijak
Feb 13 - Not much here, just Melo defeating Gacy in a match and mouthing off at the camera to taunt Ilja
Feb 20 - Melo promo + Ilja promo
Feb 27 - Ilja & Melo in-ring promo + Ilja & Ava backstage + Melo promo + main event segment (Ilja was so unserious here and I live for it. also lots of Paxlyra on this one)
Not much happens between Roadblock and Stand & Deliver (April 06) - watch the post-main event promo from Trick on March 19 and the final confrontation between him and Melo on the April 02 main event segment. The Ilja vs Tony feud isn't mandatory viewing but the segments are fun and so was their PLE match. Trick vs Melo sadly wasn't that great, so you can choose to just watch their actual final match later on instead
Road Block - Melo vs Tony
April 09 - Main event segment between Ilja and Trick
Here you'll notice WWE started WILDLY rushing things due to the upcoming Draft (because ofc they'd fumble near the finish line).
I believe the final Trickunov match was originally supposed to be at Heatwave - marking exactly 1 year since the match that, in-storyline (and irl) started Trick's rise to stardom. This is based on the abrupt shift in storyline flow and the original Heatwave marketing, which prominently featured them both, as well as Lyra and Carmelo (it has since been updated to remove the three who got drafted).
So what ended up happening was the last match was booked for Spring Breakin' instead so Ilja could be called up immediately after. The same thing happened to Lyra and her story with Tatum and I'll be forever bitter about it. Back to viewing:
April 16 - Trick vs Melo (the "real" end to their feud + Ilja shows up at the end too)
Spring Breakin' April 23 - Ilja vs Trick IV
Bonus: backstage footage of Spring Breakin' included in this video package that honestly feels so in-character that I'm simply choosing to consider it kayfabe-compliant lmfao + Ilja's draft to RAW feat. a very funny reaction from Trick and the post-draft interview where you can see Trick in the background listening in and smiling + reacting and laughing when Ilja says sharing a roster with Gunther is "destiny" and I thought it was cute?
And that's it!... for now 🙏
Extra bonus moments post- Spring Breakin':
Trick thanks Ilja
Meta-Four make fun of their relationship
#trickunov#trick williams#ilja dragunov#if you think i went too deep just know i considered adding an analysis of every segment but im exercising self-restraint 😌#carla answers a thing
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as someone who is v unfamiliar with john cena could you explain the punkcena dynamic? All I can gather is that cena is a golden retriever of a man and punk is a shitty little bitch to him
Yeah, Cena is that Golden Retriever boy, he's the company man, forever annoyingly face to the point where some fans grow sick and tired of him, he's an overgrown boy in shorts, he is beloved by children, he salutes the crowd, he also comes across as kind and jovial (he's no face MJF) and just mildly amused when confronted with Punk's heel antics. And, well, Punk is covered in tattoos and piercings, of a more normal human stature (and viciously mocked for it), beloved by older fans, and he cuts a mean promo as an antihero who criticizes the company that Cena is the poster boy of (if you believe wrestling is real, ofc).
That's the kayfabe thing, the shoot thing is that Phil bosses John around in the ring and gives him the very illegal verboten go to jail piledriver and John despite Phil's controversial nature, and him being Vince's bravest soldier, just doesn't seem to mind that. It's the wife guy vibe of, yep, that's my beautiful nemesis, yes he did bite my ankle, isn't he adorable.
Also after Punk's firing he did still bring him up in promos on occasion and I don't recall him speaking ill of him, or vice versa.
So basically it's a sweet himbo jock/rancid bad boy porn trope. Also, look!
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Most Beloved WWE Wrestler Tournament: Round 2 Statistics Dump
Followers: 251
Total Votes: 22,087 + 13,398 = 35,485
Times I realized I was not in-depth enough with my checking of wrestlers and forgot at least one which I only found out because I heard an old wrestler was being accused of murder and the name didn't sound familiar so I checked and it turns out he isn't included but have to remind myself that if no one mentioned him being missing from round 1, he probably isn't the most beloved anyway: once, thank god
Beloved By Gender:
We started with a split of 81.7% men to 18.3% women, which moved to 75% men to 25% women after the first round. After the second round of voting, our percentages are:
Voting Trends:
During round 2, the voting totals ranged from a low of 360 votes per day to 554, with the average rising from 387 votes per day to 462 votes per day (Also I figured out how to add a date marking line how cool is that??)
The 100%ers:
While all the 100%ers from Round 1 have since gotten a vote against them, there were a couple of wrestlers in Round 2 who got through unscathed
Billy Gunn (138 + 50)
Taz (53 + 51)
Asuka (58 + 60)
R-Truth (57 + 71)
Public Opinion:
A great many more publicly adored favs have been voted out, so here are the updated lists
Sports Illustrated’s 101 Best Wrestlers Of All Time (2016)
Ric Flair (18, lose)
Shawn Michaels (53 + 57, win)
Steve Austin (29 + 18, lose)
The Rock (23, lose)
The Undertaker (53 + 55, win)
Dusty Rhodes (46 + 42, win)
John Cena (47 + 51, win)
Hulk Hogan (10, lose)
Sting (51 + 53, win)
Andre The Giant (56 + 38, win)
Randy Savage (37 + 32, win)
Roddy Piper (54 + 33, win)
Chris Jericho (27 + 31, win)
Harley Race (17 + 18, win)
Mick Foley (58 + 47, win)
Bret Hart (52 + 59, win)
Randy Orton (58 + 48, win)
Kurt Angle (45 + 36, win)
Antonio Inoki (28 + 38, win)
Ricky Steamboat (28 + 47, win)
Daniel Bryan (61 + 51, win)
Triple H (31 + 12, lose)
Buddy Rogers (21 + 17, win)
Edge (41 + 49, win)
Bob Backlund (26 + 22, win)
Brock Lesnar (23, lose)
Stan Hansen (22, lose)
Bruno Sammartino (30 + 6, lose)
CM Punk (57 + 40, lose)
Ted DiBiase (27 + 26, win)
Bruiser Brody (33 + 31, win)
Hideo Itami (34 + 35, win)
Rey Mysterio (48 + 40, win)
Vader (32 + 17, lose)
Dory Funk Jr (17 + 17, lose)
Mr Perfect (37 + 25, win)
Eddie Guerrero (53 + 43, win)
Jake Roberts (32 + 29, win)
Arn Anderson (25 + 30, win)
The Sheik (31 + 30, win)
AJ Styles (40 + 46, win)
Goldust (70 + 34, win)
Samoa Joe (61 + 84, win)
Terry Funk (27 + 37, win)
Verne Gagne (14, lose)
Mil Mascaras (10, lose)
Rob Van Dam (43 + 45, win)
Tatsumi Fujinami (25, lose)
Rick Rude (35 + 29, win)
Owen Hart (56 + 41, win)
Jeff Hardy (52 + 32, lose)
Goldberg (23 + 22, lose)
Ivan Koloff (15, lose)
Chris Benoit (17, lose)
Larry Zbyszko (4, lose)
Ultimo Dragon (9, lose)
Scott Hall (44 + 40, win)
Trish Stratus (38 + 42, win)
Dean Malenko (37 + 29, win)
Ultimate Warrior (28 + 20, lose)
Fabulous Moolah (18, lose)
William Regal (62 + 45, win)
Gene Kiniski (14, lose)
Scott Steiner (44, lose)
Rick Steiner (26 + 9, lose)
Chyna (68 + 49, win)
Seth Rollins (55 + 54, win)
Kane (40 + 29, win)
Jimmy Snuka (9, lose)
Davey Boy Smith (22 + 24, win)
The Iron Sheik (49 + 40, win)
Pedro Morales (20 + 9, lose)
Michael Hayes (10, lose)
Johnny Valentine (14 + 4, lose)
Shinsuke Nakamura (58 + 60, win)
Diesel (39 + 35, win)
Batista (53 + 54, win)
Lita (46 + 65, win)
Christian (56 + 47, win)
Ron Simmons (25 + 33, win)
Big Show (41 + 60, win)
JBL (10, lose)
Christopher Daniels (26 + 10, lose)
The Miz (34 + 30, win)
PWI Wrestler Of The Year
Pedro Morales (20 + 9, lose)
Jack Brisco (17 + 13, lose)
Bruno Sammartino (30 + 6, lose)
Terry Funk (27 + 37, win)
Dusty Rhodes (46 + 42, win)
Harley Race (17 + 18, win)
Bob Backlund (26 + 22, win)
Ric Flair (18, lose)
Hulk Hogan (10, lose)
Randy Savage (37 + 32, win)
Sting (51 + 53, win)
Vader (32 + 17, lose)
Diesel (39 + 35, win)
Big Show (41 + 39, win)
Lex Luger (25 + 4, lose)
Steve Austin (29 + 18, lose)
The Rock (23, lose)
Brock Lesnar (23, lose)
Kurt Angle (45 + 36, win)
Chris Benoit (17, lose)
Batista (52 + 54, win)
John Cena (47 + 51, win)
Triple H (31 + 12, lose)
Randy Orton (58 + 48, win)
CM Punk (57 + 40, lose)
Daniel Bryan (61 + 51, win)
Seth Rollins (55 + 54, win)
AJ Styles (40 + 46, win)
Adam Cole (47 + 40, win)
Dean Ambrose (58 + 54, win)
Roman Reigns (51 + 64, win)
PWI Woman Of The Year
Joyce Grable (30 + 24, win)
Susan Green (21 + 27, win)
Stephanie McMahon (26 + 4, lose)
Lita (46 + 65, win)
Trish Stratus (38 + 42, win)
Victoria (27 + 23, win)
Candice Michelle (24 + 39, win)
Mickie James (47 + 46, win)
Michelle McCool (29 + 10, lose)
AJ Lee (48 + 46, win)
Sasha Banks (44 + 47, win)
Charlotte Flair (45 + 42, win)
Asuka (58 + 60, win)
Becky Lynch (58 + 53, win)
Bianca Belair (34 + 66, win)
Top 10 Voted In Round 2:
Samoa Joe (84)
Damian Priest (81)
Big E (78)
Sami Zayn/Rhea Ripley (77)
Jey Uso (74)
R-Truth (71)
Bianca Belair (66)
Lita (65)
Roman Reigns (64)
Iyo Sky (63)
Top 10 Voted Overall:
Naomi (223)
Billy Gunn (188)
Damian Priest (150)
Samoa Joe (145)
Rhea Ripley (134)
Sami Zayn (130)
R-Truth (128)
Big E (125)
Jey Uso (123)
Asuka/Shinsuke Nakamura (118)
Thank you so much to everyone who's been voting thus far. We've got less than 300 wrestlers left to sift through and the competition is starting to seriously heat up. Keep an eye out for Round 3, starting tomorrow!
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JOHN CENA IS HERE???? HI MY BELOVED
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A ScaryNoah draft once more…. AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA *trumpets start playing in the background* @totaldramaenthusiast
SCARYNOAH MY BELOVED CHILD 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
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okay I no longer have the energy to finish this, pls enjoy a third of pinof react #3 and my rereaction
oh wow immediate smack with literally zebras and conclussy— DAN
when they said dapwe pinof my reaction was ‘nobody’s called it that’ and then I think someone did so
I fucking love their conversation about the algorithm
their outfits do in fact suck in pinof 7
nose pressure <3
“Spock sideburns” FUCK OFFFFF YOU’RE RIGHT BUT NOW I WANT TO KNOW YOUR TREK OPINIONS (I have already said this but I reiterate it anyway)
“oi!!” *Phil laughs in the background*
I’ve paused on a very Dan derp of his I’m way too tired for this
Phil: *attempts to explain himself and gives up* (dork)
what the fuck is going on in the bottom of Google
grass hair babey!!!!
Dan’s hair evolution apparently boils down to side parting straight to side parting curly
what even were those boxers Phil
piss mention
Phil fails at the singing but not entirely the Scottish accent, nice
fuck the stress mushroom!!!! I’ve never seen how truly gross it was until now tho ewwwww
they make fun of them moving to Dan’s room and then their only reaction to it is that the lighting sucks, okay
wish they’d reacted to the king of the universe moment
Dan fails maths, and worse, I believed him in that second because I was sleepy and on my way to work LMAO
god bless the John Cena memes
phulge 🙄
rubber chicken scream my beloved!!!!
LADDERS YEAHHHHHHHHHH
SOUND BARRIER I keep referencing it in my fics help, it’s up there alongside ‘stay still’ ‘stencil’ from the bloopers
the fucking heart hole— 😭
the nacho fic makes me incredibly uncomfortable
Phil shut the FUCK UP we KNOW you’re touching (affectionate)
I’m trying to read their reactions to Phil saying exhaust pipe sexily and currently I’m just getting gay disgust
Phil’s Grandma’s Lore is fucking iconic
hand thing
boys shut the fuck up
I cannot fucking believe their window was open
I also can’t believe Dan actually trusted Phil enough to do a trust fall
old merch talk!!!!
sneeze fetish 😭
love that the sneeze fetish site is not only in New Zealand, but that it’s a government site
pinof 8!! my first pinof!! their haircuts are fucking awful
ADORE the outfits tho
they say that haircuts make them look startled— yeah that tracks
fucking cowards, Bork and Boof are both heckin valid
did we even fucking realise that they were probably trying to get that ad bc I distinctly remember we were just excited to get so much content
Phil can’t spell <3
weird soft launch
pokescream
YAS CAT!!!! YAS CAT!!!!!!!!!!
violence, “we touch very early in this one” shut the FUCK UP
tiny dan on Dan’s thumb is so fucking funny
C H O M P
WHY DIDNT THEY REACT TO THE INHALE A KOALA QUESTION AAAAAAUGH
Dan is INCREDIBLY violent as a lawnmower
can’t believe Phil said yaoi
Dan meanwhile is just a horny mess who likes Wang™️ (and can I blame him? nah)
the boys, upon hating the mannequin challenge: fuck it we sleuthing
I am too tired to figure out what film posters are hanging up
the weird water edit leading into the boys talking about how they used to edit together 🥺
also fuck I’m only a third through and it’s a quarter past one in the morning, I’m doing the rest of this tomorrow
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So John Cena. How did he meet Shawn and the Undertaker? What is age difference between him and the kids? I have an idea for a fic ...
Give me your fictional family history for Shawn and the Undertaker.
So I did do a single dad au for shawn in which he was a teen dad that ended up with John after the mothers parents bascially said she has more of a future than you so you have to have the kid. Then obviously taker and shawn meet in the wwe and Leon and cassie come along. In that au there would be a 18 year gap between Leon and John. As Leon is born in 2000, cassie 2005 and John 1982. So yeah, it is a big age gap but taker and shawn only get serious after shawn gets clean and well Leon comes along.
But obviously I'm down to hear your idea because in literally any other au I have never thought about how John fits in at all.
Fictional family history? Buckle in because its gonna be a long one.
Takers family tree (without shawn)
(obviously we have no last names for them. I mean taker doesn't even have a proper first name.)
Thomas ??????- Father
Athena ?????- Mother
Undertaker - well him
Kane ?????? (Is his last name technically bearer?)-step brother
Paul bearer- Step father. (Ew gross, I hated writing that)
Shawns family (without taker)
(Bare in mind, I never use his family, they dont get mentioned by name as shawn cuts them off once he gets away from them, kayfabe obviously though i do have beef with shawns actual father)
Mr Michaels- Father
Ms Michaels- Mother.
?????? Michaels- oldest brother.
?????? Michaels- sister
????? Michaels- brother
Shawn Michaels- well..him.
Now the family of destruction. Our beloved, family.
Athena and Thomas- very deceased grandparents. (Blood relative)
Paul bearer- Step Grandfather (Leon hates it)
Vince Mcmahon- Grandad (they question it sometimes, don't we all, but he's always been there)
Linda Mcmahon- Grandma (wonder what she's up to these days)
The Undertaker- Dad
Jose lothario- the best grandpa they got.
Sensational Sherri- the best granny they got
Shawn Michaels- Papa
John Cena- Eldest son (either adopted by Shawn once he joins wwe or yk single dad au, which then his name is John Cena Michaels)
Leon Michaels- Middle Son (makes sense honestly)
Cassidy Michaels- Youngest Daughter (slayyy)
Kane- Uncle (the only blood one.)
Charlie doggo- their immortal German shepherd.
Now, it gets long and messy. Let's go.
Aunties-
Chyna
Stephanie Mcmahon
Goldust
Uncles-
Kevin Nash (Leon's fav)
Scott Hall (cassies fav. Him and hunter argue)
Hunter Hearst Helmsley (against his will, but he's cassies fav, him and Scott argue)
Sean Waltman
Goldust (yes he gets two spots. Fight me)
Stone cold Steve Austin (barely mentioned but takers gotta have people here too.)
Shane Mcmahon
Special mentions-
Randy orton, Dave Batista both view the kids as their siblings, as they are close to hunter they basically also saw the kids grow. (Taker does not let the kids be alone with flair. I make the rules here.)
Leon sees Finn Balor as a brother. That demon connection tbh.
Leon views Alexa bliss as a little sister.
Cassie sees Adam Cole as a brother, jokes he's Shawn and Hunters love child making them step siblings.
She also views liv Morgan as a sister, claiming she's the sister she always wanted.
And I believe that's everything. The kids grew up in the business so they've basically always viewed everyone as a big family, especially some of the older guys like roddy and pat. It's just this list is the real main guys that I include in my stories.
Oh, even more special mention.
Leon's eventual husband- Drew Mcintyre
Cassies eventual girlfriend- Rhea Ripley
#no. i am not tagging all of them. just the main peeps#wwe#shawn michaels#the undertaker#wwf#hbtaker#undertaker x shawn michaels#shawn x undertaker#leon michaels#cassidy michaels#the family of destruction#charlie doggo
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Random things I love about Barbie(2023) :
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- Every time Ruth appears
- The dog that poops in weird Barbie’s house ( are those Kinder chocolate egg??)
- Every time a Ken did he’s little flick with his head, there’s glitter effects
- GLITTER✨✨✨
- The way Barbie gives Gloria the heart eyes when they first meet
- That one kid who tried to stop Barbie from talking to Sasha( she tried ™)
- “Ken is me”
- THE MUSIC slaps holy fuck
- Emma and Ncuti’s Barbie and Ken(can you tell I watch Sex Education)
- The John Cena Jumpscare cameo
- Just how babieland in general looks
- Not to be bisexual but MARGOT ROBBIE AND RYAN GOSLING
- When President barbie swears
- The one Mattel employee who sucks at roller-skating ( poor dude lol)
- The barbie ambulance my beloved
- ( that fact it opens and becomes the clinic/hospital thingy?! Love that shit)
- I am not a fashion expert but those barbie outfits are gorgeous
- How dumb the Mattel employees are( top tier comedy fr)
- The first time barbie cries
- Just how plasticky everything looks in Barbieland
- that scene when barbie interacts with the old lady in the bus stop( or it’s just a chair I don’t remember
- as someone who refuses to wear pink irl I actually quite like it here
- the opening sequence( it’s just giving Cinema
- love it when barbie said she want to be the one who give life meaning ( can’t remember the exact wording but that whole scene is making me feel things
( might add more later but that’s it for now because my brain get destroyed by Oppenheimer :/ )
#I didn’t play with barbie as a kid but I kinda love her now#barbie#barbie 2023#random things I love about _
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Freelance Movie (2023) Alert: John Cena’s Exciting Role
Summary
Freelance Movie: Director Pierre Morel is bringing a new movie for you in which you will see comedy along with action. WWE wrestler John Cena is going to be seen in the lead role in this movie. He has left a different impression in the hearts of the audience by playing his role in many movies till now. In this, Alison Brie and Alice Eve are also going to be seen in a new character and a different style. Let’s talk about freelance movies.
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Freelance Movie Plot
Mason Petits (played by John Cena), a former Special Forces operative, finds himself stuck in a mundane desk job. However, his life takes an unexpected turn when he reluctantly accepts a freelance job providing private security for Claire Wellington (played by Alison Brie), a once-prominent journalist who is now on the decline. Little does she know that Claire’s interview with immaculately dressed dictator Juan Venegas (played by Juan Pablo Raba) will be a game-changer. As a military coup strikes, just as they are on the verge of a career-changing opportunity, this unlikely trio must traverse the treacherous jungle, working together to ensure their survival and escape danger.
Freelance Movie Cast
John Cena
John Cena’s name is Mason Petits in this movie and he plays the character of a retired Special Forces operator.
John Cena is a versatile American talent, known for his wrestling talent in WWE, having held 16 world championships. Beyond the ring, he is a well-known actor, having appeared in films such as “Trainwreck” and “Fast & Furious 9.” Cena’s iconic phrase, “You Can’t See Me” and his philanthropic work, particularly with the Make-A-Wish Foundation, has made him a beloved figure. He is praised for his dedication, humility, and positive influence, making him a role model for many and maintaining a lasting legacy in both sports and entertainment.
Alison Brie
In this movie, Alison Brie’s name is Claire Wellington who is playing the role of a journalist.
Alison Brie is a versatile American actress, best known for her roles in “Community” and “GLOW.” With a talent spanning both television and film, Brie has showcased her acting prowess in projects like “Mad Men,” “BoJack Horseman,” and “The Disaster Artist.” Her ability to portray diverse characters has earned her critical acclaim. Brie’s charming personality and advocacy for women’s empowerment also make her a respected figure in the entertainment industry, leaving an indelible mark on both TV and cinema.
Alice Eve
In this film, Alice Eve is playing the role of Mason Petits (John Cena)’s wife.
Alice Eve is a British actress known for her captivating performances in film and television. She gained prominence with roles in “She’s Out of My League” and “Star Trek Into Darkness,” displaying her acting versatility. Eve’s talent extends to various genres, from comedy to drama, and she has appeared in projects like “Black Mirror” and “Iron Fist.” Her striking beauty and compelling on-screen presence have garnered her a global fan base. With her talent and charisma, Alice Eve continues to leave a lasting impression in the world of entertainment.
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Freelance Movie Release Date
Freelance movie starring John Cena in a lead role. This movie will be released on October 27, 2023.
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When we interact just know that in the back of my mind I know there’s a possibility that you’re my beloved anon. Like I’m not looking for them, but know that it hovers over me. It could be you. It could be anyone. It could even be John Cena fucks sake idk
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