#john andre liked hamilton

[jhoca]

Oh can I seriously request something from you? Gosh you must be so full of requests

Remember the letter Hamilton sent to Laurens about John Andre, we never got to see Laurens reaction, I think it would be hilarious, and also how Hamilton would (or wouldnt) try to justify himself afterwards

Oh my goodness gracious - this one had me reeling!!

For those who don't know, you can easily find this letter online; I read it here - it has helpful section headers for context (because Hamilton just writes so much lmao).

I'd like to draw more of this, but for now, here's dismayed Laurens + bonus hamliza (who were probably writing to each other and not talking face-to-face, circa October 1780):

[toastytrusty]

fundamental amrev experience is being assigned the legend of sleepy hollow as required reading in your highschool english class and freaking out A. because it's by washington irving, who was discussed extensively in that one nancy isenberg essay about aaron burr's sexuality, and B. because it Won't Stop Talking About John André, who, of course, is john andré

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BroZone headcannons please cause I saw your Poppy/Viva one and it was so cool!

Aww, Thank you so much I’m super busy today but This just made my day haha 💕✨ (so I’m writing this on my busy schedule today)

Brozone Headcanons:

Jonh Dory:

-Dude has a Perfectionist problem

-his personality reminds you of Eric Andre

-During his younger boy band days he would mess around with his little brother but he mostly like to mess around with Rosiepuff

-Grandma Rosiepuff mostly yells at John for causing chaos

-dude is obsessed with Rhonda

-His literal senior quote is “Perfect,perfect perfect 100%”

-He likes to mess around with king peppy back in his boy band days

-Has OCD

-He has baby pictures of all of his brothers he once try to make those kpop photo cards of embarrassing pictures of his brothers and sell them to fans his brother were not happy about it

-Will embarrassed the Sh*t out of his brothers no matter how old they are

-branch and Floyd is literally embarrassed to be around John

-Clay just hide whenever John comes to the Putt-Putt trolls village to pay him a visit he would make viva tell John that he was dead

-Bruce once slap the Living Sh*t out of Jonh Dory cuz he keeps calling Bruce —-> Spruce so John thinks twice before calling his name

-since bruce slap John He is deadass scared of saying Bruce name afraid that he’ll mess up again so he just call Bruce Vacay dude with a tall wife and 13 children

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Bruce:

-Had super dad power

-knows when his kids or wife needs something

-he always mentioned “My wife” when ever he hangout with this bros

-he will slap the Living out of you if you dare disrespect his wife and children meaning talking bad about them

-since he’s a dad now he will dad his brother meaning he will cook, feed them put them to bed etc.

-he can surf

-he once taught Floyd how to surf but it failed don’t ask why Floyd rather not talk about it

-he and Floyd has the best brothers relationship beside clay

-He still baby branch around

-when ever John Dory was being a bit to much Bruce would just put a pacifier to shut him up or just put John to bed the other brother thank him for that John can go on for hours on being perfect

Bruce: come on you big baby I think is time for your nappy maybe you’ll stop being cranky

-he definitely listen to Broadway music like Hamilton and others he also listen to smooth jazz

-he is a charmer not even his wife could be angry at him

-back in his band days he would brings a bunch of random girls back to their pod and make out w them he would threatened both clay and Floyd if they ever tell grandma Rosiepuff he would [Beep] their heads off so clay and Floyd just shut up

-He Secretly wants to adopt tiny diamond because he never had a troll size kid of his own before

-He would attempt to kidnap tiny diamond before but got caught by branch

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Clay:

-Definitely a John Dory biggest #1 Hater

-Clay would attempt to murder John but Bruce stopped him

-license CPA put some respect on his name fools

-definitely listen to Kid Cudi he would play it Day N night

-He regret leaving baby branch and Floyd but mostly branch

-He still loves to baby branch around no matter what even in front of Queen poppy

-is in a sad book club

-Clay would often get in trouble w grandma Rosiepuff

-April fools is his favorite holiday his brother and even grandma would get out of the house or won’t go near the house on April fools day

-He once try to sell Floyd and branch for some money but got in trouble

-He try to sell branch again but got in trouble again

-Clay once drew on John Dory and Bruce face during their band days while they were asleep with permanent markers so they couldn’t wash them off so they had to perform like that

-Clay left Floyd behind at a supermarket that one time Floyd was crying so much when a troll brought him back to grandma Rosiepuff

-Clay loves his older brother John Dory despite being his biggest hater he still care about John but he hates it when John push him and his brother past their limits

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Floyd:

-Definitely listen to troye sivan & Lana del Rey

-he even dressed like troye sivan

-he stalk troye sivan so badly that troye sivan wants to put a restraining order on Floyd poor dude T-T

-He wants to marry troye sivan so badly cuz he’s troye Sivan biggest fan

-he loves his brother so much

-he once gave troye sivan flowers but then troye sivan threw them in the trash ;-;

-he still stalks troye sivan doe idk y his brothers would stop him and constantly apologize to troye of Floyd behavior he isn’t like this so maybe being locked up in a diamond prison made him go nuts

-Floyd can’t feel his legs after being free from the diamond prison

-Floyd when branch was born he hated branch a lot but he sooner warm up to branch

-Floyd once got his brother to do the Troye sivan “Got me started dance” and it blew up even troye Sivan was impressed that his number one fan/ stalker killed it at his dance

-Floyd always helps his grandma around the house even taking care of baby branch

-he really regrets leaving branch and his grandma behind because she loved them dearly

-he and barb would become best friends

-Floyd always act like a big brother to John,clay and Bruce whenever they are fighting he is so mature for his age

-Floyd is the family therapist

-Floyd along with branch has the best vocalist

-Floyd has gone through phrases (don’t ask him he’ll die from embarrassment but John definitely has pictures of it so don’t ask John unless you want to die )

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Branch:

-After saving Floyd from the twins he been following Floyd every movement

-Has major abandonment issues

-he will cling onto his brother legs if they leave

-he will not let Floyd or any of his brothers leave he most likely will keep them hostage cause his abandonment issues are real

-he sounds like Justin Timberlake

-He still hold grudges against his brother for leaving him but mostly at John

-he treats his big brother like he owns this place

-He definitely listen to all kind of genres of music

-he’s a Bts army and a blackpink blink (I feel like he is honestly don’t argue with me plz)

-He also listen to NSYNC his favorite member is Justin

-he hates being called bitty B but he somehow let poppy call him that

-he’s a cat person for sure he’ll even act like once towards his brothers

-he will hiss at them if they dare leave

-Bruce couldn’t leave so he would have to explain to his wife for hours why he can’t leave ;-;

-poppy once came to his bunkers and saw his brother tied up in a chair she started to get worried about branch behavior she knows viva has abandonment issues but is not as bad at branch

-She demand to let his brother go but branch wouldn’t let go of his big brother

-even John Dory was crying scared for his life

-when branch was a baby he would get away with anything even murder

-everyone try’s to kidnap branch when he was a baby back in his bands days but John Dory is protective of branch

-He caught Bruce trying to kidnap tiny diamond that once time he would tell guy diamond but then again he threatened Bruce if he saw Bruce try to attempt to kidnap tiny diamond again he would tell

-he is Creek number #1 hater

-he still doesn’t trust Bergens

-he once saw Floyd chasing troye sivan in the streets so branch would restrain Floyd from going after troye

“That troll is Delulu!” Troye said

“He’s my older brother” branch said

“Well your older brother is crazy!” Troye response backing away and running off

“You’re welcome that I restrain him for ya!” Branch shouted while rolling his eyes

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CLOSED! Preliminary Hot Vintage TV Men List

Alright folks! We have one week left on submissions for the Hot Vintage TV Men's Bracket! As promised here is a list of all the Hot Vintage TV Men who have been submitted and passed our preliminary eligibility checks. There are a handful of guys on this list and one or two not on it that we are currently still debating on so reminder that this list is not final and subject to change.

Currently we have 231 Hot Vintage TV Men!

Also in advance of the competition I'd like to remind anyone submitting propaganda for someone that starred in a show that aired only partially during our timeframe or was under 18 for a part of a shows filming, to please make sure you are only submitting propaganda that is from within our timeframe and when the actor was 18 years or older. This is also just good to keep in mind in general as several people submitted actors for shows that aren't eligible for our tournament either because it was outside our time period or in one case the actor was underaged for the entirety of the show (though many were eligible for other shows they were submitted for). We do our best to screen for these things but sometimes it's hard to tell or it’s a show we don't personally know well enough so we appreciate help from y'all letting us know if you do catch anything.

List below the cut

Preliminary Hot Vintage TV Men List

Dick Van Dyke

Alan Alda

Hugh Laurie

Peter Falk

Adam West

Donnie Wahlberg

Kevin McDonald

Scott Thompson

David Duchovny

Henry Winkler

Leonard Nimoy

Scott Bakula

James Garner

Tom Selleck

Dave Foley

John Astin

Joe Lando

Patrick Troughton

William Shatner

DeForest Kelley

Michael Ontkean

Russell Johnson

Kyle MacLachlan

Bruce McCulloch

William Hopper

George Clooney

Jeffrey Combs

Michael Horse

Mark McKinney

Jensen Ackles

Alejandro Rey

Mitch Pileggi

David Cassidy

Jeremy Brett

Anthony Head

George Takei

David Selby

Rod Serling

Paul Gross

Desi Arnaz

Tom Baker

Richard Dean Anderson

David Keith McCallum

Richard Chamberlain

Charles Shaughnessy

David James Elliot

Vincent Van Patten

Darren E. Burrows

David Hyde Pierce

Randolph Mantooth

Ricardo Montalban

Gene Anthony Ray

William Hartnell

Patrick McGoohan

René Auberjonois

Alexander Siddig

Reece Shearsmith

Michael T. Weiss

William Shockley

Spencer Rochfort

Danny John-Jules

David Hasselhoff

Conner Trinneer

Patrick Stewart

Jonathan Frakes

Paolo Montalban

Scott Patterson

Armin Shimerman

Anthony Andrews

David Schwimmer

Blair Underwood

Sylvester McCoy

Andrew Robinson

Pierce Brosnan

Thorsten Kaye

Anthony Starke

Darren McGavin

Clint Eastwood

Joseph Marcell

Michael Vartan

Richard Ayoade

George Maharis

Michael J. Fox

Dwayne Hickman

John de Lancie

Andre Braugher

Robert Carlyle

Dean Stockwell

Matthew Perry

Robert Fuller

Michael Hurst

Dana Ashbrook

Jonathan Frid

Dirk Benedict

Martin Milner

Demond Wilson

Robert Conrad

Telly Savalas

Peter Davison

Michael Praed

Jason Bateman

David Tennant

Brian Blessed

Miguel Ferrer

Micky Dolenz

Wayne Rogers

Mike Farrell

Michael Dorn

Cesar Romero

Eddie Albert

Nate Richert

Nicholas Lea

Brent Spiner

Dick Gautier

John Corbett

Jeremy Irons

David Suchet

Raymond Burr

LeVar Burton

David Wenham

Clint Walker

Larry Hagman

John Goodman

Matt LeBlanc

Tom Smothers

Erik Estrada

Jeremy Sisto

Colm Meaney

Stephen Fry

Ted Bessell

Ron Perlman

Luke Halpin

Ted Cassidy

Kevin Sorbo

John Cleese

Colin Firth

Colin Baker

Fred Rogers

Ben Browder

Keir Dullea

Randy Boone

Kent McCord

Jimmy Smits

Mark Lenard

Jon Pertwee

Fred Grandy

Mark Hamill

Ted Danson

Adam Brody

Noah Wiley

Eric Close

Lee Majors

Jamie Farr

Tony Danza

Kabir Bedi

Seth Green

Rik Mayall

Hal Linden

Diego Luna

Peter Tork

Sean Bean

Sam Neill

Eric Idle

Ted Lange

John Shea

Ron Glass

Tony Dow

Mr. T

John Hurt

Avery Brooks 

Billy Dee Williams 

James Marsters 

Robert Vaughn 

Kevin Smith 

Davy Jones 

Luke Perry 

Robert Duncan McNeill 

Simon MacCorkindale 

Keith Hamilton Cobb 

Chad Michael Murray 

James Earl Jones 

Bruce Boxleitner 

Timothy Olyphant 

Andreas Katsulas 

Valentine Pelka 

Peter Wingfield 

Sebastian Cabot 

Michael Nesmith 

Timothy Dalton 

Michael Shanks 

Joshua Jackson 

Michael O’Hare 

Robert Beltran 

Simon Williams 

Paul Johannson 

Daniel Dae Kim 

David Boreanaz 

Boris Karloff 

Robert Wagner 

Brandon Quinn  

Walter Koenig 

Richard Hatch 

Christian Kane  

Francis Capra  

Nathan Fillion 

John Forsythe 

Patrick Duffy 

Tony Shalhoub 

Ioan Gruffudd 

Garrett Wang  

Joe Flanigan  

Rider Strong  

Michael Tylo 

Bruce Willis 

Skeet Ulrich  

Jeff Conaway 

Paul McGann 

Scott Cohen 

Mario Lopez  

Martin Kove 

John Stamos 

Judd Hirsch 

Johnny Depp 

Tom Welling 

Matt Bomer 

Grant show 

David Soul  

Bob Crane  

Tim Russ 

Rob Lowe 

Neil Patrick Harris 

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💖 ◆◆ Ranking King George Depictions I came across ◆◆💖

Well as you know KGIII is one of my fav historical figures, because I find him interesting.

I got hooked because of queen Charlotte ok 😭

And thats when I decided to research him more.

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I'm going to rank them according to how likeable they are, and how well the actor portray them. You know an actor is supposed to make us 'feel' the character they're portraying. We have to connect with that character/figure.

For me, I look for mannerisms, monologues, or something that just makes me laugh~ tbh.

While I rank, I'll tell you why I love that version.

(This isn't a bad to worst list. All are amazing)

Anyways, enjoy my banter~

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1) Queen Charlotte and Hamilton (tied)

George from Queen Charlotte is so fine😭. There. I said it. Are you going to give me the John Andre treatment?

Oh hell yea I'm your favorite subject 🤣/j

As for Hamilton's King George. Well obviously I love that version. This is the reason for my account here.

Hes adorable!!!! (Everything is illegal in the Fandom, so Pardon me for saying that King George, played by Jonathan Groff and other actors after him, is adorable)

Thats my cutie patootie, cinnamon roll strawberry right there.

2) Prince Regent.

Nigel Devonport was absolutely remarkable! He's the best, and I have a lot of respect for him.

I just love how he portrays the decline of King George's mental state. It seemed so natural.

3) Madness of King george.

Much respected! I don't know what else to say (should have put him at 6)

But I love that movie. And this is when I started feeling really sorry for him.

4) Horrible Histories.

✨️Banana✨️/ref

I love love love this version😅 (and I want more. I KNOW I was robbed.)

5) Beau Brummell (cameo)

"Mad" King George just showed up for a few minutes and he was HILARIOUS.

Well actually he was dramatic for now reason. Playing the harpsichord, then running and hiding in the darkness of Windsor castle like some sort of vampire 🤣. Like why, George. Why. But at the end, I felt sorry for him again.

6) Mrs Fitzherbert.

Ahhh....workaholic King George. He's always at a desk, in every scene 😄. (Why do you write like you're running out of time.....)

I like the fact that he's happy (let's just forget that he throw a vase across the room, and Prinny had to dodge it)

7) William Pitt movie.

He's so happy go lucky! And this is one of my favs. He had planted radishes, and he commented that they're plump as a Bishop's cheeks. Obviously when HE SAID THAT I thought of a certain Seabury.

8) Blackadder

Yes he was random, but the scene was too short!! And how dare you do that at the end of season 3, when you know season 3 is the Georgian Era 😤. Well it's more Regency, as it's revolves around George iv, who's the Prince Regent. (I love him too and will Rank my favorite Prinnies next) (Prinnies or Prinnys? I like Prinnies) however ill Rank George iv harder 😈

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Thank you 💗

[yr-martyr]

Amrev people (?) as things my friends have said part 5

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Hamilton: I’M GOING TO ASEXUALLY REPRODUCE!

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Tallmadge: *wearing Andres coat*

Andrè: TRAITOR

Andrè: it’s ok I am too

Tallmadge: I’m having my John Andre moment.

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Shippen: can I tell you a secret *whispers* your hair looks horrible

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Hamilton: do you want a vegan hotdog? They’re horrible.

Laurens: sure!

Hamilton:*aggressively feeds Lauren’s a chunk of a vegetarian hotdog*

Laurens: *The most ew wtf I wasn’t expecting that look ever*

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Meade: OH SHUT UP YOU CHERRY LOLLIPOP!

Hamilton: ATLEAST I TASTE GOOD!

Hamilton: *realizes what he said*

Tilghman: *looks at Laurens*

Laurens: *looks back like stfu*

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Hale: hey knowlton, thanks for checking in I’m terrible!

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Tallmadge: There’s crabs everywhere, Arnold’s back for some reason?!

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Hale: SOMEBODY BETTER THROW ME A ROPE

Rodgers: *throws a rope at him*

Hale:

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Patrick Henry: GIVE ME SHRIMP OR GIVE ME DEATH!

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Washington: and if you look over here-

Washington, in a deep southern accent: WILL YOU SHUT UP

Washington: sorry, my origins came out there.

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Hamilton and burr: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-

*hamilton trips over himself and falls flat on his face*

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Burr: IM GONNA SUE YOU!!!

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Laurens abt Tilghman: inbred hick

MacHenry: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!

Laurens: calm down, I… definitely totally love inbred hicks

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Hewlett to Simcoe: WILL YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP ABOUT CANADA?!

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Hale: Nathan should go to sleep or he’ll be weird in the morning…

Tallmadge: please for the love of god go do that

[ollieoliveoboelo22]

Turn Week 2024: Day 3 - Different Time Period.

Now is the perfect time for me to bust out the College Band AU that's been invading my head for over a year. All because the sax TA looks like Benedict Arnold from TURN... I kid you not that's the origin. Is this a stretch for the prompt? Maybe but you get it anyway. Shout out to @phociian for jumping on my AU and rolling along with it.

There are a lot of characters, so I'm gonna cut down the list quite a bit for TURN characters. I also made most of them music majors because if I have to suffer music theory and aural skills, so do they.

George Washington: The Director of Bands

Everyone loves him, they show up to practice for him. His office hours usually have students in there just to chat and get some good advice. Also conducts the Wind Symphony.

Horatio Gates: The Assistant Director of Bands

The band director everyone loathes and makes them consider quitting. Usually a group of students decides to protest if they find out it's just him for a rehearsal and will get milkshakes or chug milk to get sick during rehearsal.

Lafayette: Drum Major

He was an international student his first year and decided to full on move and transfer to the United States. The Washington's usually host him. Has a ton of money, but everyone thinks he's broke because he only eats ramen.

Benjamin Tallmadge: Horn/Mellophone

Music and History Major. Absolute history nerd, but we love him for it. He's either usually in the library researching or in the music building practicing. Due to his friends he knows all the drama in the band but he wants nothing to do with it.

Caleb Brewster: Percussion (tenors)

Music Major. Caleb does gigs all over town at bars and clubs, usually with Jack Custis. He's only really in college to keep playing because he loves it. He's roommates with Ben, and their apartment basically became the designated hangout space.

Anna Strong: Color Guard (flags)

Journalism Major. Anna overhears a lot of gossip from the color guard. She's the reason why Ben knows so much. That and Abe usually causes some sort of drama that she has to drag him out again with the help of Mary.

Alexander Hamilton: Trumpet

PoliSci and Music Major. The very epitome of a trumpet personality. Along with John Laurens, they get up to far too many shenanigans. Including taking shots during a performance on stage.

Peggy Shippen: Majorette

Communications Major. Peggy has a long distance boyfriend, John Andre, at their rival school. Usually a good bit of jokes are made, but they're a very cute couple and take pictures together at the rivalry football game. The only reason she came to this university was because her father insisted on it. Though she transfers going into her Junior year.

Benedict Arnold

Saxophone TA (the thing that started it all). Arnold is really good at running the sax section through rehearsals and they're one of the best on the band. Even argued with Gates when he was crossing the line with comments towards students. And due to the music department (Congress) he left and went to the masters program at their rival university. (Still working on the flaws on this plot line)

Yes I know there are people missing, I haven't gotten to them as I have a lot on the aides and the other generals. I know not all instruments were covered, they are in my master doc. Yes, the specific details come from real life events. Thank you for reading

[stenka-razin]

in 2023 I watched some movies

I was gonna catch up on all those best picture nominees from the last 5 years, but watched crap like Caligula 2 instead

The 1989 World Tour - Live (2015, dir. Jonas Åkerlund) Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022, dir. Rian Johnson) Flight 666 (2008, dir. Scot McFayden and Sam Dunn) Dracula (1931, dir. Todd Browning) Moonraker (1979, dir. Lewis Gilbert) The Pez Outlaw (2022, dir. Bryan Storkel and Amy Bandlien Storkel) Encino Man (1992, dir. Les Mayfield) Star Trek: Insurrection (1998, dir. Jonathan Frakes) Once Upon a Time in… Hollywood (2019, dir. Quentin Tarantino) Cleopatra (1963, dir. Joseph L. Mankiewicz) The Alligator People (1959, dir. Roy Del Ruth) The Silence of the Lambs (1991, dir. Thomas Demme) Godzilla vs. Megalon (“ゴジラ対メガロ” 1973, dir. Jun Fukuda) Invasion of Astro-Monster (“怪獣大戦争” 1965, dir. Ishirō Honda) Breaking a Monster (2015, dir. Luke Meyer) Terror at Orgy Castle (1971, dir. Zoltan G. Spencer) Wake in Fright ("Outback" 1971, dir. Ted Kotcheff) m.A.A.d. (2014, dir. Khalil Joseph) Reservoir Dogs (1992, dir. Quentin Tarantino) Kung Pow! Enter the Fist (2002, dir. Steve Oedekerk) House (1977, dir. Nobuhiko Obayashi) Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981, dir. Steven Spielberg) Dunkirk (2017, dir. Christopher Nolan) Final Destination (2000, dir. James Wong) Glitch: The Rise & Fall of HQ Trivia (2023, dir. Salima Koroma) Basic Instinct (1992, dir. Paul Verhoeven) Pee Wee’s Big Adventure (1985, dir. Tim Burton) Caligula 2: The Untold Story (“Caligola: La storia mai raccontata” 1982, dir. Joe D’Amato) La noche del terror ciego (1972, dir. Amando de Ossorio) Rocky IV (1985, dir. Sylvester Stallone) Saw IV (2007, dir. Darren Lynn Bousman) House of Wax (1953, dir. Andre DeToth) Thir13en Ghosts (2001, dir. Steve Beck) Kashchey the Immortal (“Кащей Бессмертный” 1944, dir. Aleksandr Rou) Ghost Ship (2002, dir. Steve Beck) The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971, dir. Piers Haggard) The Face of Fu Manchu (1965, dir. Don Sharp) The Brides of Fu Manchu (1966, dir. Don Sharp) The Vengeance of Fu Manchu (1967, dir. Jeremy Summers) The Blood of Fu Manchu (1968, dir. Jesús Franco) April Fool's Day (1986, dir. Fred Walton) It's Pat 1994, dir. Adam Bernstein) The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969, dir. Jesús Franco) Adam and Eve Meet the Cannibals ("Adam ed Eve, la prima storia d'amore" 1983, dir. Enzo Doria & Luigi Rosso) The Mountain of the Cannibal God (“La montagna del dio cannibale” 1978, dir. Sergio Martino) When Harry Met Sally… (1989, dir. Rob Reiner) Beetlejuice (1988, dir. Tim Burton) Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (2001, dir. Peter Jackson, Long as Shit Version) The Hobbit (1977, dir. Arthur Rankin Jr. & Jules Bass) The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920, dir. Robert Wiene) The Wicker Man (1973, dir. Robin Hardy) The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974, dir. Tobe Hooper) House of 1000 Corpses (2003, dir. Rob Zombie) Chopping Mall (1986, dir. Jim Wynorski) Basket Case (1982, dir. Frank Henenlotter) Cube (1997, dir. Vincenzo Natali) Cube 2: Hypercube (2002, dir. Andrzej Sekula) Practical Magic (1998, dir. Griffin Dunne) Tropic Thunder (2008, dir. Ben Stiller) Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015, dir. J.J. Abrams) Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017, dir. Rian Johnson) Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019, dir. J.J. Abrams) Eyes Wide Shut (1999, dir. Stanley Kubrick) Superbad (2007, dir. Greg Mottola) Bruce Almighty (2003, dir. Tom Shadyac) House of Flying Daggers (“十面埋伏” 2004, dir. Zhang Yimou) Saltburn (2023, dir. Emerald Fennell) Grandma’s Boy (2006, dir. Nicholaus Goossen) Five Nights at Freddy's (2023, dir. Emma Tammi) Caligula and Messalina (“Caligula et Messaline” 1981, dir. Bruno Mattei) The Wizard of Oz (1939, dir. Victor Fleming, King Vidor, George Cukor, and Norman Taurog) A Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Alex Zamm) A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding (2018, dir. John Schulz) The Knight Before Christmas (2019, dir. Monika Mitchell) Goldfinger (1964, dir. Guy Hamilton) Total Recall (1990, dir. Paul Verhoeven)

[turnwashingtonsbaddies]

Hi, this is cursed but here’s turn men and could they find the (l¡+

Ben: had to be told and was also too scared to ask, I feel like did understand after a little bit (I feel since his first relationship was with a dude and then Ik you ship him with Caleb he wouldn’t have know

Abe: hahah nope, I feel like Anna would have told him but he just completely ignored that

Robert Townsend: he’s too gay, he probably doesn’t know what that even is, I’m so sorry but this man has never seen a woman naked. (That’s not to say he’s inexperienced)

Simcoe: he knows

Hamilton: he knows

Lafayette: he probably knows

Champe: I have no clue but he gets no rep so I just wanted to mention him

Akinbode: yes he can

Hewlett: Anna told him, and unlike Abe, he knew exactly what to do with said information

Nathan: he’s barley a character but like… he’s one of my all time fav dudes! And he can’t find it. Even if girls like him, which some do, he’s never touched any of them. Man can find any part of a guy (namely Ben) with his eyes closed (which he probably has) but he couldn’t find the (l¡t.

first things first obsessed with such a creative way of typing clit lmaooo.

honestly no notes. anna telling both hewlett and abe but only one of them (and not abe) actually listening to her feels canonical to ME.

no notes honestly, except i do have some additions:

caleb knows where it is (he's the pussy eating champ after all)

john andre knows where it is too (he's very experienced with pussy)

benedict arnold does not know where it is and doesn't even believe in the female orgasm as a concept at all

and for that one person who asked about robert rogers head game, i am gonna say that rogers knows where the clit is. who's to say what he does with that knowledge, but he does know how to find it

[monicozslastbraincell]

speedrunning turn week 2023

i figure i just start from day 1 and catch up to today lol, i’m 5 days late

i’m not very good with re/blogging stuff hehe

Day 1: Origin story/What made me fall in love with the show?

I discovered the show by the time it had ended, in about 2018, maybe 2019. (My parents actually found it on Netflix and we watched it) I was going through a massive history phase because of Hamilton the Musical so this obviously didn’t help. Pretty British men on screen taking part in a Revolution? Yeah, I’ll watch your show. 

I ended up loving all of the characters and the plot, despite any dramatized historical inaccuracy. But it did make me do research to know what the truth was. I have been very attached to it since. I even made this animated video which you may or may not have seen floating around on YouTube.

Day 2: Content creator appreciation: 

I know @rhogeminid on here and that’s it lol. Go follow them for Simcoe shenangians

Day 3: Favorite villain/good-gone-bad

I have two contenders. 

Simcoe, because he is an absolute menace whenever he’s on-screen. He has this mastermind-ish vibe about him behind that icy blue stare. He’s always scheming something or attempting to plan or backstab his way to get what he wants, even if he’s not even saying anything. I felt uneasy when he was on-screen in season 1, and was really rooting for him to perish at the end of season 4. Cold, calculating, manipulative stinker.

Also, Benedict Arnold. Not that he’s necessarily a villain (I mean he kinda is, but not at the start), but because his personality and his downfall. Owain Yeoman really sells his character to have this better-than-thou presence (derogatory) whenever he enters a room. Watching his whole traitor arc is interesting once you pick up on all the little details about what brought him to that, and how he’s just so stubborn that he keeps on going, even if it means he has to somehow “fight” his way through. He’s so pompous and bull-headed that the dramatic irony kicks in and you know he’s gonna get his just deserts eventually.

Day 4: History nerdery (you can correct me if i’m wrong anywhere)

Most of the nitpicks I have with Turn are kinda silly, like the ages of the characters. Historically, Anna and Selah were married with many kids already, and Anna was older than Abe by like 10 years, if I’m not mistaken. I thought it was silly that Abe and Anna had a relationship in the show, but I guess whatever draws in that romance audience. 

Similarly, Abe being a bachelor throughout the spying years, and Thomas not existing in any shape or form in Abe’s family tree. Just weird little things. I understand it raises the stakes and gives something for Abe to fight for, but... he’s literally just a guy. A guy who’s given this extraordinary task. I’d watch a show about a little guy doing little guy things.

Day 5: Turn Dinner Party???

Assuming they don’t pounce on each other the second I look away: Ben Tallmadge, Caleb Brewster (life of the party), Mary, Hewlett, Anna, Peggy, John Andre, George and Martha Washington (I hear George was a good dancer), Lafayette, Bucephalus (I want the horse at the party), Abigail, Akinbode, Cicero. MAYBE Simcoe if he’s not being goofy. 

Abe can stay at home and think about his life. He doesn’t need to have all this drama.

[ask-chubby-hamilton]

My favorite characters in Turn: Washington's spies, as the end of season 3, which was a rollercoaster.

⚠️ spoilers!

1. Major Hewlett (I don't care if he's a snitch, he's my star boy and i love him, he's so adorable)

2. John Andre (His story in the show is so sad. I hate that he died, he just wanted his love :[)

3. Benjamin Tallmadge ( he's so Ahhh- 🥰🥰🥰)

4. Peggy Shippen (Love her so much, oml. It's sad that she had to watch Andre die 😭)

5. Abigail and Cicero (EEEEEE, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, ESPECIALLY CICERO)

6. Hamilton (He knew what Washington was thinking just by LOOKING AT HIM, i love him and I've only seen him once)

7. Washington (He's the best)

8. Anna strong (I don't care if she's a h*e, i love her too much. Anna x Hewlett is so my otp, i don't care if it didn't sail.)

9. Mary Woodhull (Shes such a good wife, just like Eliza Hamilton)

10. Samuel Townsend (i like him, plus he punched Caleb which i think was a W move)

[pettyshippen]

Ok Class is Back In Session Cause I’m Drinking Boba Tea and Watching Liberty’s Kids

Bostonians

I just chocked on my boba

What if James and Sarahs first time boning was in a coach while the soldiers were asleep?

“You’ll see them after we’re married.” She tells him to make him anticipate the wedding day even more

BEN CAN WIGGLE HIS FUCKING EAR?

JoHn QuInCy

Henri burned his finger lmfao

Cute little family reunion that Sarah watched from a window

“What do you know about French?” BECAUSE HE IS FRENCH DUMBASS

Henris found his match with John Quincy.

So James is cool just traveling the colonies by himself for newspaper articles.

Yeah Abby is disappointed with John

James is just casually riding with men burning wheat fields

Make Henri and John Quincy look more like teenagers, it will instantly become the hottest ship of the fandom

Wow, Abigail is giving off Eliza Hamilton. Take a fucking break John.

Oh fuck they burned that village tf

Attacking an indigenous village over some misinformation is so fucked up

Alright were catching toads now

“You see with a white mans eyes” BURN

“I will fill your belly with a tale if the English”

This could have been a moment where Abigail started praising Sarah for being so brave all her life despite everything she had been through.

Wait Indigenous people went to Europe?

How in the FUCK did they tie a fucking FLY to a twig!

“I dub thee King George” RIBBIT 🐸

Well at least John asks his wife for her opinion

And she lets Henri read her letter

And then John said bye fam it was lit

Benedict Arnold

*internal screaming*

The villain of Sarahs story

SPIES

That reminds me, I just started watching Turn and I love it so far. I still haven’t gotten to any Benedict or Peggy scenes yet.

Peggys wig

“How many rats is in that nasty weave of yours”

Ah so they’re splitting up

James is fascinated af with spies probably thanks the Nathan

Omg I’ll totally have breakfast with you George

Benedict Arnold could definitely be a Disney villain.

Gaston combined with Frollo

God damn it Arnold.

Oops, bye Andre

The moment James realizes Arnold switched sides, he realized he would need to protect Sarah from him.

“I never argue with my wife” I think you do

“Why did General Arnold just ride off now?”

That gasp

Imagine the shot where you see Sarahs reaction to Arnolds betrayal and you can see angry tears

And then she goes on to write one of the most passionate articles in American history where she compares Arnold to Judas.

“He seemed so thrilled when I told him I had become a patriot. I wonder if he had already become a traitor.”

“You did it for liberty. Arnold did it for money and ambition and he didn’t care who would suffer or die for it.”

Dear I am a pest ok that was funny

[readingforsanity]

An American Marriage | Tayari Jones | Published 2018

Newlyweds Celestial and Roy are the embodiment of both the American Dream and the New South. He is a young executive, and she is an artist on the brink of an exciting career. But as they settle into the routine of their life together, they are ripped apart by circumstances neither could have imagined. Roy is arrested and sentenced to 12 years for a crime Celestial knows he didn't commit. Though fiercely independent, Celestial finds herself bereft and unmoored, taking comfort in Andre, her childhood friend, and best man at their wedding. As Roy's time in prison passes, she is unable to hold on to the love that has been her center. After five years, Roy's conviction is suddenly overturned, and he returns to Atlanta ready to resume their life together.

This stirring love story is a profoundly insightful look into the hearts and minds of three people who are at once bound and separated by forces beyond their control. An American Marriage is a masterpiece of storytelling, an intimate look deep into the souls of people who must reckon with the past while moving forward - with hope and pain - into the future.

An American Marriage follows young newlyweds Celestial and Roy Hamilton. After meeting briefly in college, they came together after reuniting in New York City, becoming a couple and eventually marrying. They had been married for a year and a half when Roy suffered a case of mistaken identity and was accused of raping a white woman while he and Celestial had been staying in a hotel in Eloe, Louisiana visiting his parents.

Roy was convicted on the crime, despite having told the prosecution and police that he had been with Celestial the whole time this woman had been attacked in the room next to theirs, and Celestial confirmed this. But, this didn't matter to them...and Roy went away with a 12-year sentence.

At first, Celestial remains by his side: visiting him as often as she could, sending money to his books and writing letters. But, the more time Roy spends time behind bars, the further Celestial pulls herself away from him. She eventually stops visiting, and writing, and even sends Roy a "Dear John" letter informing him that she can longer be his wife.

After five long years in prison, Celestial's "Uncle Banks" was able to get Roy's conviction overturned and he will be released from prison shortly before the Christmas holidays. For Celestial, this is terrifying news. She has begun a new relationship with her neighbor and childhood friend, Andre, who was also a good and close friend of Roy's while they were in college and who was the one who initially introduced them.

Roy prepares to leave behind the life he has in prison for the life he has imagined the entire time he was behind bars. While in prison, he was reunited with his biological father, who ran off when he was a child and he was later adopted and brought up by Roy Senior, and he became Roy Junior. Despite initially being angry with his biological father, the two of them have gotten close after being bunk mates, and Roy later learned that Walter had requested that the two of them share their cell.

After getting out, Roy is met by his father and returns to his hometown. The two of them bond after so many years apart, and Roy goes to visit his mother's grave, Olive having passed away two years before due to lung cancer. He eventually decides that he needs to return to Atlanta to figure out what is going on between him and Celestial. All the while, Andre is preparing to head to Louisiana to bring him to Atlanta after the two of them talk like men.

But, without his knowledge, Roy ends up in Atlanta right before Christmas Eve and reunites with Celestial, although their reunion isn't anything like what Roy had in his mind. When Andre returns home the next day, exhausted, the two get into a fight and Celestial feels like she has an obligation to try to make it work with Roy. But, that Christmas, Roy understands that what he is doing is unfair to her, and that expecting her to wait for him had been unreleastic. The two of them part ways amicably.

In the epilogue, Roy writes to Celestial to inform her that he is once again getting married, to a woman he had a brief encounter with after his release from prison. Her name is Davina, and the two of them are making a family. While he won't have the children he so desperately wanted for himself, Davina has an adult son that he will become a stepfather too.

For Celestial, she and Andre have no desire to get married and are happy with where their relationship is now. She informs Roy that she is pregnant with a little girl, and hopes that he will pray for her family and the baby until her arrival and even after. Roy promises to do so.

[pagetreader-archived]

This self-destructively detrimental behavior wasn’t entirely for her misery. Major Tallmadge deserved to be deprecated, to be brought to shame for what he’d done to her. He should be the one hanging from the noose, not John. Tallmadge needed to suffer, even if it was brought to fruition by her hand alone. 

He’d pleaded for her to wait, but instead flipped her over and harshly pressed her down against the table, nearly knocking the wind out of her. In this position, neither of them had to look at the other and by extension face their shameful actions. Tallmadge shoved himself inside her, prompting a gasping moan to burst from her parted lips as she dug her nails into the wooden surface. 

It was too much. The size of him hurt her terribly. Hot tears welled up in her eyes, spilling over and stinging her reddened cheeks. Louisa slid her hands upward to grip the edge of the furniture, panting and whimpering as he thrust into her while her walls attempted to adjust to the foreign feeling of his length. 

“Fuck…” she hissed, her legs trembling as he drove into her over and over, harder, desperately.  

Though the Major pressed down on her back, the table rattled with each sudden movement of his hips colliding against her. His every push hurt like hell, but ended with a strange sensation of pleasure that she needed to chase. She didn’t want him to stop. No. She wanted him to keep going, to make her physically hurt so she didn’t have to think about the agony in her heart. 

Louisa hadn’t expected him to turn her head and claim her lips, but the action left her mewling into his mouth, stifling her cries as he continued to build up her desire for release. 

That’s when she heard an intruder clear his throat. 

–

As Washington’s chief staff aide, Hamilton was more often than not confined to spaces such as this, though he’d much rather find himself earning a position on the battlefield, even if he was just as skilled with a quill as he was a sword and musket. 

It had occurred to him that the rhythmic rutting he’d heard as he’d passed down the corridor was just another soldier becoming intimate with a camp follower. That wasn’t unusual and as a man with a healthy libido himself, he commended those who seized the opportunity, but the cries that began to emit from the room sounded more like a woman in distress than one who was being pleasured. 

Unable to shake the notion that something was wrong, he abruptly opened the door and prepared to find something dubiously disagreeable. What he saw, however, was something he hadn’t at all expected: the young Tory Louisa Andre and Major Tallmadge in a scandalously compromising position. 

A wave of disappointment for a man he thought better of sat heavily upon his chest as his brow furrowed. Hamilton loudly cleared his throat to make his presence known. 

As the coupling ceased, he noticed the blood running down the back of Louisa’s legs, the tears in her eyes. A troubled twinge shot through his gut, prompting him to glance at Major Tallmadge for some sort of explanation. Not that one was needed. It was evident what had just taken place. 

Louisa's response was hypnotic. Each time he drove his fingers inside her, she gave an ecstatic little yelp, her head tossing and her nails clawing at his arms, his coat, his shoulders as her cunt flexed tightly around every re-entry. A fresh gush of slick enabled Benjamin in moving faster, his merciless pumping causing her to roll up into the harsh assault of his hand.

Their coupling was obscene -- nothing about it felt natural -- and yet for some reason, Benjamin wanted it, he wanted her, and grinding his clothed cock more aggressively into her thigh, he shivered and groaned once Louisa bucked into his shallow thrusts.

“I want your cock,” she hissed at him. Between their bodies, she thwarted further movement and fumbled with his fall flap, intent on bringing herself to completion. “Or has your pego become too soft to fuck me?” 

Benjamin sneered at that. A part of him wished to denounce her, to point out how she was the desperate one in their dance of the damned, and yet he couldn't deny the chance to feel something -- to feel human and alive.

In a moment of roughness, Louisa seized his throat and squeezed. He jerked forward, stunned, and a responsive jolt swelled through his cock once she clashed their lips and licked into his mouth. Sucking on her tongue, Benjamin groaned and impatiently started unfastening his fall flap with brisk, frantic motions.

This wouldn't change anything; this wouldn't bring back the dead, nor right any of the wrongs, but God help him, there was a certain peace in being punished -- in being given pain when it was ultimately what he deserved.

"W-wait," Benjamin gasped into their kiss. But rather than wait, as he so suggested, he took Louisa by the waist and rolled her over, knocking over a bowl and sending her spoon skittering across the table as he pressed her facedown into the wood. He had never taken a woman in this way before. It felt wrong, shameful, which was precisely why he'd chosen the position -- to face his sins was much, much too much in this moment, and with a shuddery gasp, Benjamin started grinding his cock against her sodden slit. Louisa was so warm and wet, and he could feel her throbbing around him each time he shallowly thrust into her heat. "M-may I...?"

“Stop asking and do it,” she growled at him.

Needing little provocation, Benjamin drove inside her with a long, gusting sigh. All at once, he was stricken by how impossibly tight she was. Louisa clenched around him over and over, the trembling of her walls nearly causing his knees to buckle.

"Fuck," he swore, gnashing his teeth. Pressing a hand down between her shoulder blades, Benjamin snapped his hips into her once, twice, before rutting into her with a fierce, frantic desperation. Everything hurt and everything stung, yet he wouldn't acknowledge the lump in his throat -- wouldn't acknowledge how he liked Louisa's sharp, pitiful cries each time he drove more deeply inside her.

Worried that her moans might attract an audience, Benjamin took her by the chin and forced her to look over her shoulder, their gasping mouths aligning before he crashed his lips into hers and devoured her eager, mewling cries.

[princes-but-gae]

ngl fanfics are wild. i'm reading a fanfic in which the first few words ARE CAPITALIZED LIKE THIS and everything is super fancy but the plot resembles yn wattpad stories

[ms-march]

She’s just like me for real