#joey tribbiani headcanon

[godjustkys]

Could you do Joey Tribbiani dating headcannons please?

| FRIENDS headcanons

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RATING: SFW/NSFW.

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STATUS: In a relationship.

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Pairing: AMAB!reader x Joey Tribbiani

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Warning(s): so, it's. A lot. Slight exhibitionism, mentions of overstim and bondage,,

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A/n: i love that goofy mf so much, good god. And I did this request so quickly for some reason..

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1 - Joey was awkward around you at first. Not only were you his bisexual awakening, but you're the first man he's ever dated. He wasn't ashamed of it, nor you. He was just.. trying to figure out how to be in a relationship with you, how to keep you. Joey thought that it was soo different from dating a girl, but it really wasn't.

2 - Once he came around and got significantly more comfortable around you, he would religiously speak about dates he wants to go on with you. He would come up with new, weirdly-adorable ideas each time, yet he would never execute them.

3 - Whenever you praise him, even if it's just a simple 'good job' leaving your mouth, he acts like that ↑. All flustered and sheepish, almost coy.

4 - BACK HUGS. he adores physical touch to the core, but hugs from the back are his go-to move. He would also say 'boo' with a grin when he'd hug you from behind. Joey thought it would scare you - it never does.

5 - Flirts with you at any chance he gets. Cheesy, corny pick-up lines in the middle of a serious moment cause he thinks you look attractive when angry/arguing.

6 - you cannot tell me this dude does not dance at random times, anywhere. He hears music he likes? Dancing. It's quiet? He dances to the music in his head, even if his movements are stiff and subtle.

7 - speaking of music, Joey will SHAME you for your music taste if he doesn't like the song. He'll go on a full rant, argue with you about it, then leave mid argument because he realized you were winning. He, exactly like in the gif, did the L sign to you as he left.

8 - After serious arguments, which you rarely have, Joey will apologise first, although very hesitantly. Either he's coming to you with a gift in his hands for compensation or he speaks to you in a soft and somber tone, giving a full speech. Needless to say, he's only stubborn when he doesn't feel guilt or regret.

9 - When you're talking and he's listening, he's really not. He's staring at you, admiring to the fullest. His gaze will never leave your figure. The moment you ask "are you listening?" Joey shrugs his shoulders because he knows for a fact he didn't listen to a thing you said, but then again he doesn't want to lie to you. You'd see right through him anyway.

10 - He's not shy in public, not about you nor your relationship. He is not afraid of PDA. Actually, he almost always holds your hand or has an arm around you. He loves spoiling you as well.

11 - He's so touchy. So so so touchy, even in public. One time, when you were at a restaurant, Joey started jerking you off under the table. Ecstatic feeling, truly, but so glad no one ever found out.

12 - Joey is not that sensitive, he lasts long and is proud of it. He brags about that to you, almost like he's begging for you to overstimulate him. Hence the fact, you did, once. Best night of his life - regrets not trying something like that sooner.

13 - LOVES you touching his pecs, oh my god. Despite not being sensitive, he is vocal and rambles during sex a lot. Nothing but praise, not fond of degradation.

14 - FOREPLAY IS SO IMPORTANT TO HIM. He wants to get riled up before sex, he wants to need it from you. He'd beg if you asked him to — generally obedient.

15 - Night shower sex = best sleep of your life after. His aftercare is good, really good. Makes sure you're okay, that you're clean, comfortable, gets you a drink or food if you want it. It is your aftercare that Joey longs for. He doesn't know why but you do it so much better than he does (in his eyes), even though your aftercare isn't vastly different from his.

16 - When Joey asks for a massage from you, it'll most definitely end up in sex if only you're in the mood for it. He moans and grunts when you massage him ONLY for the sake of you getting you hot and bothered.

17 - He hasn't tried a ton of kinks that he thinks he might have, but you ended up agreeing with his request to try bondage. Not the full BDSM type, but you had his wrists tied during it. Joey hated it because he couldn't touch you properly, but at the same time, he loved the thrill of it. He had bruises on his wrist the next day..

18 - he's all for quickies. Whether it would be after a stressful day, or just during a trip, in a secluded area. Not afraid of getting caught, at all.

19 - blowjobs. He doesn't care if he's the one receiving it or if he's the one giving oral. Just, blowjobs. He says it feels like "putting on warm fuzzy socks after a long walk on a cold winter day."

20 - Pinning him to a wall and acting dominant makes him hard very quickly. Melts under your touch, shivers, stutters, his breath gets heavy and erratic, is stiff and tense. Absolutely adores it though.

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niam. :3

[hayleythesugarbowl]

joey tribbiani x reader headcanons

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a/n: hope you guys enjoy this, i had a lot of fun writing it and i love joey so much <3💌🍒

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dating joey would include…

ok so he met you at central perk

you were another victim of “how you doin?” obviously 

he finally introduced you to the group after you’d been dating a little while

they all thought you were just another one of his two-week relationships

but he’s been dating you for months now and they all got to know you really well

he calls you “the one”

his entire family knows everything about you

insists on buying you a drink every time you go to the coffee shop  

(even if he has to borrow money from chandler to do so)

he tells everyone how you’re so smart and he doesn’t know what he would do without you 

‘(y/n) is great. i mean, she taught me what rectify meant. i always just thought it was another way of saying a—’

you and the girls become besties of course

rachel loves going shopping with you 

(and joey loves tagging along to try to watch you try stuff on)

and monica cooks for you

(and joey begs her for ‘just a little bit, (y/n) can’t eat all that!’)

phoebe gives you free massages 

and chandler loves you too 

like sometimes you’ll wake up before joey when you’re staying at their apartment and you and chandler will just talk

he caught you guys once though and he still hasn’t let you live it down

ross let’s you hold ben

joey loves just waking up next to you

unless you’ve knocked hugsy off the bed

and he’ll make sure he doesn’t wake you up as he covers you with the blankets and goes to make you breakfast

you and joey have movie marathons and during scary movies he insists on holding you close “in case you get scared”

but really it’s cause he’s terrified

he would actually do anything for you 

when you guys go out to dinner he even lets you share his desert 

‘alright fine, just don’t take a big bite!’

loves it when you run your fingers through his hair 

he once tried to cook you your favorite food for your birthday and almost burned his apartment down

you help him read lines all the time to practice for upcoming auditions

and he always picks ones with romantic scenes just for an excuse to kiss you 

‘and it says here dr. drake is supposed to kiss mr. roberts? hey, i don’t know, i don’t write these things.’

he is so gentle it’s adorable 

you guys cuddle all the time

calls you baby occasionally 

he’s a flirt

but he also gets super jealous and protective of you if someone hits on you

he always makes you smile when you’re having a bad day

he loves you so much and you guys are just so happy together <3

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[truly-yours-matilda]

𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 (𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧)

summary: dating monica would include…

pairing: monica x fem reader 🫶

warning: small, little sad moment but nothing big <3

• you and monica met while she was shopping in her favorite store

• you worked behind the register and your breath absolutely flew out of your lungs when she stood in front of you, buying her clothes

• monica felt the same lack of air in her lungs when she first saw you

• she ended up leaving with her clothes and your number

• when you got home that same day, you anxiously waited for her to call you

• she eventually did and after a while of talking, you decided to meet up and have a coffee together

• a week later, you were sitting in a café, smiling and talking with this stunning woman

• it all felt natural and easy

• you couldn’t stop staring at her in awe

• after three weeks of meeting up, you begin dating

• you finally meet her group of friends not so long after you make your relationship official

• they all thought you were one of her two-week relationships

• but seeing you and monica together for two months convinced them that your relationship is something real

• monica tells you that she loves you and you sit there, mouth slightly open and eyes slightly wide before you break into a smile and say it back <3

• you and the friend group become very close

• you become besties with rachel and phoebe

• you often shop with rach

• and you love baking with pheebs, it’s always an adventure

• ^^ massages and game nights with pheebs as well

• chandler loves you

• you’ll wake up and he’s just there in monica’s apartment and you two will just talk for hours

• ross let’s you hold ben, even babysit him

• you and joey watch tv and suddenly you’ll look at each other with a smirk when a beautiful woman comes on screen

• (you’re still incredibly loyal and faithful to monica though)

• you absolutely love cooking with monica on friday nights, music in the background as monica stands behind you, hands on your waist as she teaches you to cook dishes you didn’t even know existed

• both of your love languages are physical touch

• you’re always seen holding hands or leaning into each other

• you cuddle all the time

• she calls you honey constantly, and every time it makes you melt

• she calls you baby occasionally

• you call her sweetheart and she loves it

• you have so many beautiful memories with each other

• but it’s not always happy

• you often find yourself holding monica, her crying because of her mother’s nasty comments

• you’re always there for her and she couldn’t be more grateful for you

• she’s always there for you too, even when she’s busy with her career

• she always has time for you

• you both love each other more than words can describe and you’re both so very happy together <3

[dead-arcane-detectives]

Friends Headcanons (edited)

Monica - Bicurious - Heterosexual

Rachel - Bisexual

Joey - Omnisexual

Chandler - Bisexual - Trans(he/him)

Phoebe - Pansexual

Ross - Demiromantic - Heterosexual

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I love how queer and neurodivergent Friends is. And how many characters have anxiety, depression, etc.

Like Chandler is definitely bisexual and autistic with a bunch of anxiety and depression

Phoebe is definitely pansexual and autistic with depression

Joey is demiromantic and has ADHD

Monica is maybe bisexual or heteroflexible and has Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder (OCPD), anxiety, a history of disordered eating, and possibly autism

Ross is gender-nonconforming with anxiety and possibly autism

Rachel is possibly heteroflexible or bisexual and has a bunch of anxiety

[yourfaveisafearavatar]

Joey Tribbiani from Friends is an Avatar of the Flesh.

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Friends (1994-2004) Tickle Headcanons

I have been rewatching Friends recently and felt like doing some writing, so here's a few headcanons.

Monica Geller

Ever the competitive soul, Monica is a terrifying force to be reconned with. She does NOT lose, especially not something as childish as a tickle fight, so make absolutely sure you are prepared for what comes next if you try roping her into one.

Growing up, she was a downright brutal tickler. Ross had the size advantage, so Monica was forced to hone her tickling techniques if she wanted any chance of bringing him down, a skill she has carried with her into adulthood.

From the day Monica discovered Chandler is ticklish, he has never known a moment's peace again. She adores sneaking up behind him, tasing his sides or blowing a ticklish puff of air against his neck just to watch him squirm.

Monica gets violent when tickled, arms flailing and legs kicking in a desperate bid to get away. On more than one occasion, she has given Ross a busted lip or a black eye, but the man never seems to learn from his mistakes and keeps trying to sneak attack her.

If you get her laughing hard enough, she snorts, a trait she shares with both Ross and Chandler.

Whenever Monica was seeing somebody but didn't want to say who, Rachel and Phoebe would gang up on her to make her talk. After her marriage to Chandler, these interrogations shifted to focus on date night details (where did he take you, how romantic was it. etc.).

The neck and sides are her weak spots; anywhere else will get you a few giggles at most.

Revenge is a guarantee with Monica. The second you finish wrecking her, I highly recommend running for your life.

Ross Geller

The king of denial, Ross will deny that he is ticklish until the day he dies, despite everyone knowing good and well that he's lying.

At first, Monica and Carol are the only ones who know he is ticklish, but over time the secret slowly gets out and soon everyone in his immediate circle is aware of his sensitivity.

Just like Monica, Ross is incredibly competitive when it comes to tickle fights, though he is FAR less likely to actually win them. He only stands a chance if he is able to catch his lee off-guard (or if it's Joey; the poor guy is just too ticklish for his own good).

Such a smug ler, making comments about how easy it should be for his lee to get away and how they MUST be enjoying themselves. He is also the type to start rambling on about the more scientific aspects of tickling, such as why certain spots are more sensitive than others.

When tickled, his laughter is super wheezy and high-pitched, filled with snorts and vague threats of revenge.

The moment he suspects you're going to pounce on him, he will start pulling out every plea and bargain in the book in an attempt to delay the inevitable.

His long limbs do him no favors when he is getting wrecked, flailing about like fish out of water with no sense of coordination whatsoever.

Ross' kill spots are his neck, ribs and knees (rib counting in particular is especially flustering for him).

Rachel Green

Tends to reserve tickling for certain situations (getting what she wants, making someone stop annoying her, etc.), avoiding tickle fights altogether the majority of the time.

Once she starts dating Ross, tickling is her go-to method of mellowing him out when he is stressed or knocking him down a couple of pegs.

Not as evil of a ler as Monica but less merciful than Phoebe, sitting somewhere in the middle. While she will stop immediately if you beg her to, she won't go easy on you before that.

"Hm, that was a funny sound. You aren't hurt, are you, Joey? No? Well, I guess I'd better scratch between those ribs again, just to make sure..."

Her laughter usually consists of giggles and squeals, only occasionally drifting into the cackly range.

The hips and feet are her worst spots, with the armpits coming in as an honorable mention.

While Rachel doesn't love being tickled, she doesn't hate it either, so long as it's in small amounts with someone she trusts.

Like Monica, Rachel is BIG on revenge, and if you've somehow managed to get on BOTH of their bad sides? You might as well just accept your fate.

Joey Tribbiani

As much as he tries acting like a big, tough ler, Joey crumbles the second you get a your hands on him. The guy is the DEFINITION of being unable to take what you dish out.

When he IS the one dishing things out, he is super playful, cooing little teases at his lee while he tickles them to pieces.

Gets into tickle fights with Chandler over the dumbest stuff; who gets the remote to the television, who gets the last piece of pizza, etc.

Joey is the MASTER of raspberries and tickle bites. Seriously, do not let this guy near your neck or stomach, you will DIE.

Whenever he is feeling down about not getting a part he auditioned for, his friends love to gang up on him and tickle him until he is feeling better.

You know how I said Joey is really good at tickle bites? Well, that may be so, but the guy absolutely CANNOT handle them himself. If you want to utterly destroy him, just give his tummy a few nibbles and he will be GONE.

He is the polar opposite of Monica, his body going completely limp when tickled as opposed to trying to escape or fight back.

Joey's laughter tends to his firmly in the belly laugh range, though you can pull some giggles out of him if you know the right spots (his ears and knees).

Phoebe Buffay

Phoebe is the "ticklish everywhere" type. No matter where you try, you are bound to get at least SOME reaction. Despite this, she is still a formidable adversary in a tickle fight, so don't make the mistake of thinking she will be easy to push around.

She loves everything about tickling, viewing it as a fun way to bond with those she cares about.

Claims to be able to read her lee's aura and tell when they have had enough; Ross is convinced this is utter nonsense.

"Aaaw, I didn't know you could squeak like that! You sound like a baby mouse! Let me hear it again!"

Her laughter resembles a stereotypical witch's cackle when tickled, fluctuating rapidly in volume and pitch depending on which spot is being targeted.

The only one of the six who will outright admit to enjoying tickles; the woman has no shame and I envy her for it.

You will need to be careful if you go after her feet (her worst spot); she is a major kicker.

Not very ticklish to rougher touches; you will need to be gentle if you want to get a reaction out of her.

Chandler Bing

I may be a bit biased since Chandler is my favorite character, but this guy is SO TICKLISH. Like, he tries his best to downplay it, but the moment you get your hands on him it is game over.

His strategy in tickle fights is to wear out his opponent enough to where they will not have the energy to retaliate; this rarely ever works.

Instead of traditional teasing and baby talk, Chandler likes to make little puns and smug comments to his lee, which usually ends up being even MORE flustering than the regular thing.

He goes after Joey the most, but every so often, his ler moods get so bad that he will attack anyone within arms reach.

When you get him laughing particularly hard, little hiccups and squeals start to slip out of him. To his utter dismay, Monica loves them and refuses to let him hide behind his hands when he gets to this state.

Super susceptible to teasing, no matter what kind. All it takes is a couple of words or a few wiggling fingers to reduce him to a flustered, stammering mess.

The neck, ribs and hips are death spots for him, though the armpits produce some downright PRECIOUS giggles from him.

Skulks off and pouts after getting wrecked, trying to act upset despite the giant smile still plastered to his face.

[writerspirit]

Friends Headcanon #1

How They React to You Telling Them You’re Pregnant

Monica:

Kisses your stomach.

Talks to the baby every chance she gets before screaming to the others that she’s going to be a mom.

Goes to the balcony where she screams out to anybody listening.

“I’m going to be a mom!”

Rachel:

Almost chokes on her food when you tell her.

“A baby. Wow.”

She gets up and hugs you.

“Rach, you’re hugging too tight.”

Phoebe:

Gets happy to the point of tears.

“I’m just so happy!”

“Yay, yay, yay, yay!”

Ross:

At first, he doesn’t know how to react.

He seems happy and nervous.

“A baby? Is… is… are we happy about this?”

When you nod, he envelops you in a hug, whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

Joey:

Shocked.

Goes for the condoms he carries in his pocket.

“Joey, what are you doing?”

“I’m calling the condom company and telling them their products don’t work.”

Chandler:

Panics at first, but then starts to giggle.

He dances around the apartment.

“We’re having a baby.”

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bisexual // polyamorous (two flags) // autism // age regressor

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☁️FRIENDS: Monica x Rachel☁️

Before dating-

They definitely had "movie nights" but, conveniently forgot to invite Phoebe.

Those "movie nights" were just them kissing and talking trash about everyone else-

They were almost caught several times by Joey and Chandler.

(Chandler definitely knew what was up though-)

Anytime one of them has a date with some guy to hide their relationship the other makes sure to comfort and cuddle the other, as well as having a whole debrief on what they didn't like about the guy.

After dating-

So. Many. Romantic. Dinner. Dates. Filled with candles, fancy tablecloth, and the whole nine yards.

Rachel steals Monica's clothes so often, anytime she's confronted about it though she'll deny it.

Monica loves seeing Rachel's sketches and fashion ideas, she just likes hearing Rachel rant about what she loves.

They had a huge wedding, though most of it was planned by Monica. Monica made sure the bouquet was lilies and the centerpieces for the tables.

Whenever Rachel had Emma, Monica was so scared yet so happy because she finally got a kid of her own. (She also beat up Ross but we don't talk about that-)

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Joey and the one with the birth

Phoebe & her brother (S02 E06) +Reblog

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logan “underlining” kendall’s name

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╰┈➤ Joey Tribbiani ♡

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╰┈➤ Rachel Green ♡

╰┈➤ Monica Geller ♡

╰┈➤ Ross Geller ♡☽

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Oh Chandler definitely tackled Joey and tickled him to pieces 💖

[gojos-thot-patrol]

i DEFINITELY want more Frat Boy Sukuna!!! 😍😍😍😍

Oh man, you're twisting my arm so hard here nonnie, what ever will I do?

I guess I'm just going to have to post some headcanons and frame work I have for the up coming part 2 (Of which you can get on the tag list for it: here!) Oh! And if you want a refresher, you can find Seven Minuets in Heaven Here!

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Some supplemental reading if you will ;)

Ok, lets start with just some basic information on our boy

Hes in the Alpha Beta Omega frat, or the ABO frat. The entire Frat is very quick to point out they’ve been around longer than ABO when you bring it up, minus Ryomen. 

He just tells you he’s an Alpha and asks if you’re trying to be his Omega. It normally gets whatever reaction he wants

He’s majoring in business against his will (Remember this: It will come up) with a minor in he’s really about: History

If taking over his fathers very lucrative business (Again: This will come back up later) fails, he wants to be a history teacher.

He often bonds with Nanami over hating their shared major and being annoyed with Gojo and Geto making out in the most inconvenient places.

He sells drugs on the side to supplement his income, but nothing harder than weed because “Weeds not even a drug when you think about it.”

Is known for being the biggest manslut in the manslut frat. But hey, at least he gets tested regularly. 

Ok, so now I want to start with a little bit of his background because it informs a lot about how I characterize him.

He’s Yuji’s older brother by about 4 years. Both of them look almost exactly like their father. The man really said Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl V. 

Their father left when they were 7 and 3 respectively. Yuji doesn’t remember, but Ryomen very clearly remembers how horrible their father was to their mother. To him, it was a relief when that asshole finally abandoned the family for good.

The family moved in with their Grandpa, who was one of the very old school “I will only tell my kids I love them on my death bed” types. He also died when the boys were only 13 and 9.

Meaning our boy never really had a good role model for how to perform masculinity, and now that he’s an adult he finds himself pretending to be the type of man media told him he was supposed to be. Somewhere between Tyler Durden and Joey Tribbiani. He doesn’t think he’s very good at this performance. 

The moment he turned 16, he started getting piercings to try and look less like his dad. The moment he turned 18 he got his tattoos to really separate himself from his father. Yuji thinks it’s insane, but Ryomen thinks it’s worth it to be able to look in the mirror without wanting to punch it.

His father reached out to him his senior year of high school. He offered to pay for 100% of Sukuna’s college tuition, as long as he majored in business and took over the “family” company once he graduated.

Yea, turns out dear old dads new wife couldn’t conceive, and his smoking had finally caught up with him in the form of lung cancer. Faced with an inevitable death, he was desperate for an heir. 

Ryomen may have despised his father with everything in his being, but he realized how stupid it would be to throw away not only a free education, but also a guaranteed career. So he agreed.

OKAY now that that’s outta the way, let’s get into how he is in a relationship 😈

You are his first real relationship. He’s had “relationships” that lasted officially about 2 weeks at the longest. He’s had a plethora of situationships where he’d make promises he had no intention to keep. But as far as actually, serious, relationships you’re number one. 

And genuinely this new emotion kinda scares the shit out of him. The first time he got love pangs he thought he was having a panic attack, the first time you brushed him off he felt like he shattered. this shit sucks yo, no wonder the Greeks thought it was a mental illness.

He has no idea how to properly love someone, he’s winging this shit: Doing everything entirely based on vibes

In his past “relationships” the moment conflict arose, he would leave. He doesn’t want to do that to you though, so head it is.

I’m not joking, the moment you have an issue he’s taking you to bed to try and distract you. And he’s always shocked when you still want to, ya know, communicate about issues you’re having after the fact. And he’s always even more shocked when you don’t just leave the moment conflict arises. 

Did I mention he has no real concept of how healthy relationships work?

He’s trying though. He’s trying harder to make this work than he’s trying to keep his grades up. 

Often catches himself flirting with other girls without even realizing it, it’s just second nature to him. He’ll always disengage the moment he realizes

Oh he’s jealous. Oh he’s so jealous. He sees you just talking to another guy and he’s spiraling in his head. He’s immediately getting involved and planting hickies on your neck right in front of whoever you’re talking to, because you’re his god damn it.

As such he loves to buy you jewelry. His dad’s got fuck you money, and he plans to spend it all on you. His current favorite thing to see you wear it a dainty, golden chain, with a ruby encrustedfrat b R hanging from it. It looked gorgeous on you, and marked you as undeniably his. 

Suguru has 1000% had to talk him out of getting a tattoo of your name, this man is down so unbelievably bad. He’s never really been in love before, and now that he’s feeling it he’s overwhelmed by it.

This man really thought he was above getting pussy drunk until he hooked up with you. Now he realizes he’s is Not. At. All immune to it, and is actually quite prone to it!

Ultimately, his goal is to marry you after graduation, even though his fraternity brothers are highly against it. Not because they don’t like you, quite the contrary, they love you! But they all know that marrying your first love probably isn’t the move, and that the two of you have a lot of problems to work through. They want him to at least wait a few years before popping the question.

Still, every once in awhile he catches himself looking at rings and day dreaming about the future.

[l0verboyxoxo1111]

𝕽𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖗𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 & 𝖜𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌:

Hello everybody and welcome to my writing blog! :) I wanted to write down here, what are my rules and what will I write for.

What I will write for:

• X reader’s

• Headcanons

• Fluff

• Smut

• NSFW

• Agnst

• all genders of readers

• Kinks (only ones who aren’t harmful)

• Ships

• Fanarts

What I will not write for:

•Rape

Characters I will write for: * if the character is gay I will not write them as straight.

Harry Potter | Marauders Era

• James Potter

• Lilly Evans

• Peter Pettigrew

• Remus Lupin

• Severus Snape

• Sirius Black

• Regulus Black

• Narcissa Black

• Bellatrix Black

• Andromeda Black

• Lucius Malfoy

Harry Potter | Golden Trio Era

• Harry Potter

• Hermione Granger

• Ron Weasley

• Draco Malfoy

• Luna Lovegood

• Neville Longbottom

• Fred Wesley

• George Weasley

• Pansy Parkinson

• Blasie Zabini

• Tom Riddle

• Adult Version Sirius Black

• Adult Version Remus Lupin

• Adult Version Severus Snape

• Also I will write for: Mattheo Riddle, Tom Riddle as brothers ( i will also Write for Tom as young Voldemort) Enzo Lorenzo, Theodore Nott

Gotham:

• Edward Nyggma

• Oswald Cobbelpot

• Fish Mooney

• Jerome Valeska

• Jeremiah Valeska

• Barbara Kean

• Bruce Wayne

• James Gordon

• Selina Kyle

• Poison Ivy

• Victor Zsasz

• Tabitha Galavan

• Harvey Bullock

• I will also write for DC characters who aren’t from the Series, as: Harley Quinn, The Joker, Roman Sionis Etc.

Friends:

• Rachel Green

• Monica Geller

• Phoebe Buffay

• Joey Tribbiani

• Chandler Bing

• Ross Geller

Hazbin Hotel:

•Angel Dust

• Charlie Morningstar

• Vaggie

• Cherri Bomb

• Sir Pentious

• Husk

•Alastor

•Vox

•Velvette

•Valentino

•any other character from that fandom

Helluva Boss:

• Stolas

• Blitzø

• Asmodeus

• Fizzarollie

• Loona

• Millie

• Moxxie

• any other character from this fandom

* you can ask me to add more fandoms, I will add them if I know them <3

That’s all hope you Enjoyed :)