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identity-library · 7 months ago

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Diverse Sexuality (TV Shows)

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013)

José "Joey" Gutierrez (Gay)

Marcus Benson (Gay)

All Saints (1998)

Charlotte Beaumont (Bisexual)

American Dad (2005)

Greg (Gay)

Terry (Gay)

Andor (2022)

Cinta Kaz (Unspecified WLW)

Vel Sartha (Unspecified WLW)

Arthur (1996)

Nigel Ratburn (Gay)

Patrick (Gay)

Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Felix Gaeta (Bisexual)

Big Mouth (2017)

Ali (Pansexual)

Charles Lu (Unspecified MLM)

Connie LaCienega (Pansexual)

Elijah (Asexual)

Jayzarian "Jay" Bilzerian (Bisexual)

Jessica "Jessi" Glaser (Bisexual)

Matthew MacDell (Gay)

Maury Beverly (Pansexual)

Megan (Bisexual)

Mona (Bisexual)

Nadja El-Khoury (Lesbian)

Shannon Glaser (Lesbian)

Simon Sex (Bisexual)

Sonya Poinsettia (Bisexual)

Tyler Pico (Pansexual)

Bob's Burgers (2011)

Natalie "Nat" Kinkle (Unspecified WLW)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013)

Jenny Gildenhorn (Bisexual)

Jocelyn Price (Lesbian)

Kevin Cozner (Gay)

Raymond "Ray" Holt (Gay)

Rosalita "Rosa" Diaz (Bisexual)

Chicago Fire (2012)

Clarice Carthage (Bisexual)

Darren Ritter (Gay)

Emily Foster (Bisexual)

Leslie Shay (Lesbian)

Chicago Med (2015)

Lawrence Dayle (Unspecified MLM)

Peter Kalmick (Unspecified MLM)

Terry McNeal (Gay)

Code Black (2015)

Carla Niven (Lesbian)

Malaya Pineda (Lesbian)

Noa Kean (Bisexual)

Community (2009)

Craig Pelton (Unlabeled MLM)

Frankie Dart (Unspecified WLW)

Craig of the Creek (2018)

Alexis (Pansexual)

Courtney (Lesbian)

George (Gay)

Jasmine Williams (Lesbian)

Kelsey Pokoly (Lesbian)

Laura Mercer (Lesbian)

Raj (Gay)

Secret Keeper (Gay)

Shawn (Gay)

Stacks (Lesbian)

Tabitha (Lesbian)

Dead End: Paranormal Park (2022)

Barney Guttman (Gay)

Logan Nguyen (Gay)

Norma Khan (Bisexual)

Zagan (Pansexual)

Doom Patrol (2019)

Kay Challis/Crazy Jane (Lesbian)

Larry Trainor (Gay)

Dr. Who (2005)

Adric (Pansexual)

Bill Potts (Lesbian)

Canton Everett Delaware ||| (Gay)

Chris Cwej (Bisexual)

Clara Oswald (Bisexual)

Elizabeth "Liz" Shaw (Bisexual)

Heather (Lesbian)

Jack Harkness (Omnisexual + Polyamorous)

Jennifer "Jenny Flint" Scarrity (Lesbian)

Madame Vastra (Lesbian)

Melony "River Song" Pond (Bisexual + Polyamorous)

Nyssa of Traken (Bisexual)

Oliver Harper (Gay)

Olivia "Liv" Chenka (Bisexual)

Patricia Haggard (Lesbian)

Rogue (Gay)

Tania Bell (Lesbian)

Tegan Jovanka (Bisexual)

Toshiko Sato (Bisexual)

Yasmin Khan (Queer)

Equestria Girls (2017)

Sunset Shimmer (Bisexual)

ER (1994)

Courtney Brown (Lesbian)

Kerry Weaver (Lesbian)

Kim Legaspi (Lesbian)

Maggie Doyle (Lesbian)

Sandy Lopez (Lesbian)

Euphoria (2019)

Cal Jacobs (Bisexual)

Elliot (Unlabeled MLM)

Jules Vaughn (Unlabeled WLW)

Nate Jacobs (Unspecified MLM)

Rue Bennett (Lesbian)

Ever After High (2013)

Apple White (Unspecified WLW)

Darling Charming (Unspecified WLW)

Glee (2009)

Adam Crawford (Gay)

Alistair (Unspecified MLM)

Blaine Anderson (Gay)

Brittany Pierce (Bisexual)

Dani (Lesbian)

David "Dave" Karofsky (Gay)

Elliott Gilbert (Gay)

Hiram Barry (Gay)

Kurt Hummel (Gay)

Leroy Barry (Gay)

Santana Lopez (Lesbian)

Sebastian Smythe (Bisexual)

Spencer Porter (Gay)

Grey's Anatomy (2005)

Amelia Shepherd (Bisexual)

Arizona Robbins (Lesbian)

Callie Torres (Bisexual)

Carina DeLuca (Bisexual)

Dayna Knox (Lesbian)

Eliza Minnick (Lesbian)

Erica Hahn (Lesbian)

Levi Schmitt (Gay)

Mika Yasuda (Bisexual)

Nico Kim (Gay)

Taryn Helm (Lesbian)

Teddy Altman (Bisexual)

Harley Quinn (2019)

Basil Karlo/Clayface (Gay)

Edward Nygma/The Riddler (Gay)

Frank (Asexual)

Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn (Bisexual)

Leslie Wills/Livewire (Lesbian)

Mari McCabe/Vixen (Bisexual)

Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy (Bisexual)

Selina Kyle/Catwoman (Unspecified WLW)

Sylvester "Sy" Borgman (Bisexual)

Hazbin Hotel (2024)

Alastor (Aromantic, Asexual)

Angel Dust (Gay)

Charlotte "Charlie" Morningstar (Lesbian)

Cherri Bomb (Bisexual)

Husker (Pansexual)

Sir Pentious (Bisexual)

Vaggie (Unspecified WLW)

Valentino (Pansexual)

Vox (Bisexual)

Heartbreak High (2022)

Darren Rivers (Gay, Queer)

Donald "Ca$h" Piggott (Asexual)

Dustin Reid (Unspecified MLM)

Malakai Mitchell (Bisexual)

Missy Beckett (Bisexual)

Quinni Gallagher-Jones (Lesbian)

Rowan Callaghan (Bisexual)

Sasha So (Lesbian)

Heartstopper (2022)

Ben Hope (Unspecified MLM)

Charles "Charlie" Spring (Gay)

Darcy Olsson (Lesbian)

Isaac Henderson (Asexual, Aromantic)

Nick Nelson (Bisexual)

Tara Jones (Lesbian)

How I Met Your Mother (2005)

James Stinson (Gay)

Human Resources (2022)

Claudia (Lesbian)

Danielle (Lesbian)

Flanny O'Lympic (Bisexual)

Van (Lesbian)

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir (2015)

Alix Kubdel (Aromantic)

Caline Bustier (Unspecified WLW)

Gisèle (Unspecified WLW)

Juleka Couffaine (Unspecified WLW)

Marc Anciel (Unspecified MLM)

Max Kanté (Asexual)

Nathaniel Kurtzberg (Unspecified MLM)

Rose Lavillant (Unspecified WLW)

Zoé Lee (Unspecified WLW)

Modern Family (2009)

Cameron Tucker (Gay)

Gil Thorpe (Gay)

Mitchell Pritchett (Gay)

Pepper Saltzman (Gay)

Ronaldo (Unspecified MLM)

Mom (2013)

Bonnie Plunkett (Bisexual)

Ray Stabler (Gay)

Rudy (Bisexual)

Nanbaka (2016)

Jyugo (Bisexual)

New Amsterdam (2018)

Elizabeth Wilder (Bisexual)

Iggy Frome (Gay)

Lauren Bloom (Bisexual)

Leyla Shinwari (Lesbian)

Martin McIntyre (Gay)

New Girl (2011)

Melissa (Unspecified WLW)

Reagan Lucas (Bisexual)

Sadie (Lesbian)

Peacemaker (2022)

Christopher Smith/Peacemaker (Bisexual)

Leota Adebayo (Lesbian)

Private Practice (2007)

Amelia Shepherd (Bisexual)

Raising Dion (2019)

Kat Neese (Lesbian)

Roswell, New Mexico (2019)

Alex Manes (Gay)

Allie Meyers (Unspecified WLW)

Anatsa Mufaro (Unspecified WLW)

Blaire (Unspecified WLW)

Forrest (Gay)

Isobel Evans-Bracken (Bisexual)

Michael Guerin (Bisexual)

Shivani Sen (Unspecified WLW)

Runaways (2017)

Karolina Dean (Lesbian)

Nico Minoru (Bisexual)

Xavin (Pansexual)

Safe (2018)

Pete Mayfield (Gay)

Saving Hope (2012)

Bree Hannigan (Lesbian)

Maggie Lin (Bisexual)

Sydney Katz (Lesbian)

Shadowhunters (2016)

Alexander "Alec" Lightwood (Gay)

Aline Penhallow (Unspecified WLW)

Magnus Bane (Bisexual)

Olivia Wilson (Unspecified WLW)

Samantha (Unspecified WLW)

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)

Adora (Lesbian)

Bow (Bisexual)

Catra (Lesbian)

Double Trouble (Gay)

Entrapta (Bisexual)

George (Gay)

Glimmer (Bisexual)

Huntara (Lesbian)

Kyle (Bisexual)

Lance (Gay)

Light Hope (Lesbian)

Lonnie (Bisexual)

Mara (Lesbian)

Mermista (Bisexual)

Netossa (Lesbian)

Perfuma (Unspecified WLW)

Rogelio (Bisexual)

Scorpia (Lesbian)

Sea Hawk (Bisexual)

Spinnerella (Lesbian)

Station 19 (2018)

Amelia Shepherd (Bisexual)

Carina DeLuca (Bisexual)

Dayna Knox (Lesbian)

Eli Stern (Bisexual)

Emmett Dixon (Gay)

Maya Bishop (Bisexual)

Michelle Alvarez (Lesbian)

Nikki (Bisexual)

Pam Williams (Lesbian)

Travis Montgomery (Gay)

Steven Universe (2013)

Bismuth (Lesbian)

Dogcopter (Gay)

Harold Smiley (Gay)

Pearl (Lesbian)

Peridot (Asexual, Aromantic)

Ruby (Lesbian)

Sapphire (Lesbian)

Stumptown (2019)

Dex Parios (Bisexual)

The Babysitter's Club (2020)

Dawn Schafer (Unlabeled WLW)

Janine Kishi (Lesbian)

The Magicians (2015)

Eliot Waugh (Gay)

The Owl House (2020)

Amity Blight (Lesbian)

Darius Deamonne (Gay)

Eda Clawthorne (Bisexual)

Gilbert Park (Unspecified MLM)

Harvey Park (Unspecified MLM)

Hunter (Bisexual)

Lilith Clawthorne (Asexual, Aromantic)

Luz Noceda (Bisexual)

Willow Park (Bisexual)

The Resident (2018)

Jake Wong (Gay)

The Rookie (2018)

Jackson West (Gay)

Gino Brown (Gay)

The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy (2024)

Klak (Unspecified WLW)

Slug Girl (Unspecified WLW)

The 100 (2014)

Bryan (Gay)

Clarke Griffin (Bisexual)

Eric Jackson (Gay)

Lexa (Lesbian)

Nathan Miller (Gay)

Niylah (Lesbian)

Zev (Gay)

Titans (2018)

Tim Drake/Robin (Bisexual)

Total Drama (Franchise)

Bowie (Gay)

Raj (Gay)

9-1-1 (2018)

David Hale (Unspecified MLM)

Evan "Buck" Buckley (Bisexual)

Henrietta "Hen" Wilson (Lesbian)

John Russo (Unspecified MLM)

Karen Wilson (Lesbian)

Michael Grant (Gay)

Tommy Kinard (Gay)

9-1-1: Lone Star (2020)

Carlos Reyes (Gay)

Tyler Kennedy "TK" Strand (Gay)

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sansalicents · 2 years ago

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top 10 romantic relationships in shows or movies

thanks for the ask 🫶🏻

if we're only counting canon ships then:

1. brienne of tarth x jaime lannister (game of thrones)

2. blair waldorf x dan humphrey (gossip girl)

3. amy santiago x jake peralta (brooklyn nine-nine)

4. joey potter x pacey witter (dawson's creek)

5. jessica day x nick miller (new girl)

6. blaine anderson x kurt hummel (glee)

7. jesse st james x rachel berry (glee)

8. ben gross x devi vishwakumar (never have i ever)

9. gamora x peter quill (mcu)

10. jay hogart x manny santos (degrassi)

if we're also counting crackships then:

1. brienne of tarth x jaime lannister (got)

2. rachel berry x santana lopez (glee)

3. blair waldorf x dan humphrey (gg)

4. steve rogers x tony stark (mcu)

5. amy santiago x jake peralta (b99)

6. joey potter x pacey witter (dawson's creek)

7. james rhodes x tony stark (mcu)

8. jessica day x nick miller (new girl)

9. bonnie bennett x damon salvatore (tvd)

10. blaine anderson x kurt hummel (glee)

#asks #seancamerons

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limamuckraker · 4 years ago

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THE MUCKRAKER : ELEVENTH EDITION ( JULY 27TH, 2040 )

THERE’S NEVER A DULL WEEK IN LIMA, OHIO. READ THIS WEEK’S EDITION BELOW TO STAY IN THE KNOW OF LIMA’S HOTTEST GOSSIP

MOMMY ISSUES TO THE MAX. (pg 2)

it’s no secret @haydengrace-anderson has no issue bringing up her own issues when it comes to having grown up without a mother, but as it turns out there may be more of a reason as to why she’s been hyperfixated on motherhood lately! a trustworthy source reported in to us that they spotted hayden at the book store eyeing what to expect when you’re expecting among other parenting books. the last thing lima needs is another hummel-anderson running about, but this story will be one to watch closely!

OFFEND ONE THEATRE KID, GET THE WHOLE GLEE CLUB. (pg 4)

some lessons, unfortunately, are only learned the hard way. @harperpucks tries to act mysterious and aloof, but finds himself in a fair amount of twitter beef for such a cool and unfeeling kid. most recently, he tweeted about being free from the annoying musical theatre kids only to have both rory slade and ivy st.james clap back at him. as much as i agree about this past weekend having been peaceful, it’s not worth the embarrassment to get so riled up on twitter.

BAD BOYS ON THE LOOSE! (pg 6)

sources say that lima’s resident twink @joeyhqs was seen scampering around new york with @archerxcs after curfew to presumably hook up! this plan was incredibly stupid and unsafe which leads me to believe this undoubtedly had to be a joey hummel-anderson original. these two were lucky to not get stabbed and all i can say is that i hope the dick was worth it.

(S)MOTHER(ED) (pg 8)

@bbpuckerman is undoubtedly kind of a loose screw and whether that’s because she comes from an actual a nuthouse of a home or has no actual friends is up for debate. i personally think it’s a combination of the two and quinn fabray-puckerman’s helicoptering of her youngest daughter isn’t doing much to help the bad case of the cuckoos baby has come down with! my advice? cut that cord and get your own life, baby!

LIMA DRUG SCENE ESCALATES INTO FULL BLOWN WAR?! (pg 10)

unassuming @nikolcscs has a dark secret and that’s actually that he’s a drug lord! a reliable source has fed us information that his heart of gold is simply an elaborate coverup for the skeleton’s in his closet. the source also says young upstart in the industry, @eli-stjames has made nikolas mad in things in lima are about to get messy! stay safe, lima!

WEDDING BELLS ARE RINGING! (pg 12)

as it turns out, this weekend @lemonsterling swapped some pom-poms for a bouquet and eloped with her high school sweetheart @tj-beiste in new york of all places! the only surprising thing about this is that lemon has yet to change her instagram handle to lemonbeiste. as vomit inducing as this union is, we can only hope the fact it came so early means we’ll be seeing an annulment before they start popping out any kids.

CHECK BACK NEXT MONDAY FOR THE MUCKRAKER (ISSUE #12)

#hayden hummel anderson #harper puckerman #baby puckerman #joey hummel anderson #archer clarington smythe #eli st.james #nikolas clarington smythe #lemon sterling duval #theo beiste #glee rp #glee next gen rp #glee family rp #oc rp #town rp #gossip blog

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tj-beiste · 4 years ago

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closed starter @joeyhqs

Theo was on cloud nine thinking about graduation. Football conditioning would be starting up soon, him and Lemon were going to the same college, and he just felt like things were all lining up the way they were supposed to. In just a few days, he and the rest of the class of 2040 would say goodbye to McKinley forever. Well, most of them. Theo was at the North Hills mall trying to find something nice to get Lemon for their grad ceremony when he spotted Joey. “Yo super senior!” he called out, stepping out of the jewelry store he was previously in to wave the cheerio over, “come help me with something!”

#para #p: joey hummel anderson #Joey Hummel Anderson

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muckrakerhq · 4 years ago

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THE MUCKRAKER : EIGHTH EDITION ( APRIL 26TH, 2043 )

THIS MONTH’S EDITION OF THE MUCKRAKER MUCKRAKER IS HERE TO HELP YOU KEEP UP WITH THE LATEST GOSSIP! READ THE MARCH EDITION BELOW TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON FOR THESE LOSERS AND LEGENDS.

AND REMEMBER, IF I HEARD IT, IT’S PROBABLY TRUE…OR SOMETHING.

JBIJ’S MONTHLY RANKING ( PG. 1 )

this month’s ranking includes jacob ben israel ii’s favorite establishments based on wedding attire for the puckerman-remington union…paired with commentary.

LINK - self appointed flower boy @lincolnonline pulled out all the stops with his outfit to the wedding. dare i say more heads turned his way than to the bride? we LOVE a shit stirrer!

IVY - nepotism is treating @ivystjamess well! while i’m not convinced she can pull off the whole pastel thing yet, she sure did look good as she chased julien schuester out of the venue in distress!

NOAH - noah didn’t stand out in her bridesmaids dress in the slightest, but @puckermanoah certainly proved that she could be the hot sister after changing into a little red ensemble for the reception! one question noah, where’d you get the money for a dress like that?

ELI - not sure if @eli-stjames got the memo that this was a wedding, not a funeral, but one of lima’s ex-grungiest looked absolutely stunning in black this evening. eli undoubtedly shattered the hearts of het men all over that reception!

JOEY - men typically don’t dress well and @dumbofassjoey further proved most men will go with a regular suit and call it a night. however, in comparison to his other, plain, peers, he wore it the best.

COVER STORY ( PG. 3 )

arguably the best ( or worst ) spot you want to end up on if you ever receive the HONOR of being in the muckraker. this is THE juiciest story jbi jr. could get his hands on and he promises to deliver it with integrity to his devoted readers.

NEW WWE VENUE ANNOUNCED: THE LIMA BEAN!

like most people who hail from lima, you’re stuck in that godforsaken mass text finn schuester created in high school. if you were fortunate enough to actually unmute it and check, you were able to see the events leading up to the smackdown of the century between @zoepuckerman and @ljholliday. word on the street is lj is obsessed with zoe, her ex-boyfriend, and her friends. it got so bad lj took sterling duval to visit her sneaky link, THEO BEISTE. additionally, lj was so obsessed, she banned, eli, zoe, and most hot people from the party she threw with sterling. zoe, in a very rationally way, defied that order and attended the party anyhow. within five minutes of walking in the door, she reminded partygoers just who she is by physically handing lj her ass. here in lima, we appreciate a fight, love a good girl fight, and adore zoe puckerman even more when she’s punching weirdos! lj tried to fight back, but, meh. i once again commend zoe for acting in honorable fashion, and condem lj for being a stalker. if anyone has a video of the fight, please email it to [email protected], we’d love to post it!

MORE HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS SPLIT, JOEY MOVES ON RAPIDLY!

earlier this month, one of few gay couples to make it out of that godforsaken town called it quits! eyes and ears have given little confirmation as to why @angel-alexanderr and @dumbofassjoey went their separate ways. as intriguing as that is, the juiciness of the story doesn’t end there though. apparently joey bounces back just as quick as he throws his ass back, because sources say he’s got himself a little nyc rat. @ziggilbert is a bartender and nyu student. talk about a mysterious hottie! the two were spotted together at callbacks and while we at the muckraker can’t say we’re wishing them the best just yet, we can say that we appreciate their ability to be messy. and to dearest angel, don’t cry too hard, what did you think was going to happen after you and “hoey” hummel-anderson broke up?

RUMOR MILL ( PG. 5 )

it’s common knowledge the muckraker operates under the assumption that if something is said it MUST be true, but in the rumor mill jbi jr acknowledges the top EIGHT rumors that he’s heard going around in a few concise bullet points. because if he’s heard it, the student body should have to hear it too!

did you hear @phoenixharper saved 7 kids from a burning building this weekend? i heard she started the fire because she’s an arsonist, but that was nice of her!

@meadowsbukowski is reportedly providing cannabutter with the breadstix she’s serving. all you have to do is ask for her number!

rumor has it @samuelchangx hasn’t released any promotion for his new album because he’s still hung up on some hottie from lima.

@heidianderson didn’t come home for the wedding, not because she wasn’t invited, but because she’s got a bun in the oven.

another competitor in callbacks open mic night told us @frannyfeltera steals her jokes.

@rockyremington claims to have some hot new arm candy, but showed up single to the wedding. what’s wrong, rocky? does she go to another school?

sources close to @kadenfabray say he’s been replaced by a clone!

@sterlingduval is finally going to do something with her life by starting up her own company of sex toys that she’s calling daddy issues!

COME BACK NEXT MONTH, IN THE MEANTIME, KEEP STIRRING UP MUCK!

#muckraker #lincoln clarington-smythe #ivy st.james #noah puckerman #eli st.james #joey hummel-anderson #lj holliday #zoe puckerman #angel puckerman #ziggy gilbert #phoenix harper #meadow bukowski #samuel chang #heidi anderson #franny feltera #rocky remington #kaden fabray #sterling duval

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thechoir-roomhq · 4 years ago

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JOEY HUMMEL-ANDERSON is looking for ROMANTIC INTEREST. they might look like ANY MALE FC and be 16+ and go to WMHS. please remember that you DO have to contact the writer first! [Pedro]

#wanted connection #wc #glee #glee rp #joey hummel-anderson #submission

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princessstarkid · 6 years ago

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Tedgens as my other favorite couples/ships (my opinions, I’d love to discuss!!)

•Amy Santiago/Jake Peralta (Brooklyn 99) -I feel like it’s debatable which one is which

•Rapunzel/Flynn Ryder (Tangled) -Henry is Rapunzel for sure

•Tootsie Mega-Girl/Mega-Girl (Starship) -Henry’s Mega-Girl and I will not be taking criticism

•Sally/Joey (MAMD) -Henry is totally Sally

•Evan Hansen/Zoe Murphy (Dear Evan Hansen) -Ted just SCREAMS Zoe Murphy to me

•Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson (Glee) -TED IS BLAINE 3000%

•Jeremy Heere/Christine Canigula (Be More Chill) -uM Henry is such a Christine

•Troye Sivan/Jacob Bix (kind of obscure but I love them, troye’s a singer, jacob’s a model) -Henry is Troye

•Elphaba Thropp/Fiyero Tigelaar (Wicked) -this one is also debatable

•Ja’far/Scherezhad (Twisted) -Henry is Ja’far, I’ll defend this opinion forever

•Meredith Stepien/Brian Holden (it’s not weird since they’re actually engaged, I don’t take real person shipping seriously at all, chill) -but Meredith has such a loving/dorky seeming personality so I think she’s Henry. Brian is also really sarcastic, he’s Ted

•The couple Jason SweetTooth Williams and Katrina Rose Dideriksen play in that one song Nerd Love by Joe Iconis (possibly the most obscure on this list) -Henry’s Katrina’s character

•Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter) -Aw I’m soft for this, Henry’s Luna

-John Mulaney/Annamarie Tendler (another real person ship, they’re married irl and I’m only including another one of these for one reason) -John posted something saying that when he proposed, before he could say ‘will you’ she asked if he had on sunscreen and for that reason alone, Henry is Annamarie

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lanawinterscigarettes · 3 years ago

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Characters I write for (updated on: Nov. 15th, 2024)

Note: I also write for poly relationships, so don't hesitate to request one if you'd like

Marvel

Too many to put, if you're unsure whether I write for someone feel free to ask <3 (sidenote: anything written for Yelena Belova will only be platonic as she's canonically aroace and I wish to respect her identity)

Scream

Sidney Prescott

Billy Loomis

Tatum Riley

Stu Macher

Gale Weathers

Jennifer's Body

Jennifer Check

Needy Lesnicki

Colin Gray

Heathers

Veronica Sawyer

Jason Dean

Heather Chandler

Heather McNamara

Heather Duke

Once Upon A Time

Emma Swan

Regina Mills

The Umbrella Academy

Luther Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Allison Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Five Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves

Viktor Hargreeves

Lila Pitts

Marcus Hargreeves

Sparrow! Ben

Fei Hargreeves

Alphonso Hargreeves

Sloane Hargreeves

Jayme Hargreeves

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington

Nancy Wheeler

Jonathan Byers

Robin Buckley

Eddie Munson

Chrissy Cunningham

The Breakfast Club

Claire Standish

Andrew Clark

Brian Johnson

John Bender

Allison Reynolds

Friends (note: I will not be writing for Ross because I really dont like him lol)

Monica Geller

Rachel Green

Phoebe Buffay

Chandler Bing

Joey Tribbiani

The Office

Jim Halpert

Pam Beesly

Karen Filippelli

The Vampire Diaries (I only just started the show, so this list will probably expand as time goes on)

Elena Gilbert

Stefan Salvatore

Damon Salvatore

Bonnie Bennett

Caroline Forbes

Katherine Pierce

Wednesday

Wednesday Addams

Enid Sinclair

Xavier Thorpe

Bianca Barclay

Rowan Laslow

Yoko Tanaka

Tyler Galpin

Ajax Petropolus

The Craft

Sarah Bailey

Nancy Downs

Bonnie Harper

Rochelle Zimmerman

Doctor Who

Ninth Doctor

Tenth Doctor

Eleventh Doctor

Twelfth Doctor

Thirteenth Doctor

Fourteenth Doctor

Fifteenth Doctor

Dhawan! Doctor

Rose Tyler

Jack Harkness

Martha Jones

Amy Pond

Rory Pond

Clara Oswald

River Song

Bill Potts

Yasmin Kahn

Ruby Sunday

Simm! Master

Missy/Gomez! Master

Dhawan! Master

Whittaker! Master

The Toymaker

The Maestro

Rogue

Torchwood

Jack Harkness

Gwen Cooper

Ianto Jones

Owen Harper

Toshiko Sato

Saw

Lawrence Gordon

Adam Faulkner-Stanheight

Amanda Young

Mark Hoffman

Peter Strahm

House MD

Greg House

James Wilson

Lisa Cuddy

Eric Foreman

Allison Cameron

Robert Chase

Remy "Thirteen" Hadley

Bridgerton

Anthony Bridgerton

Benedict Bridgerton

Colin Bridgerton

Daphne Bridgerton

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Simon Basset

Kate Sharma

Penelope Featherington

You

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Blair Waldorf

Nate Archibald

Chuck Bass

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Quinn Fabray

Santana Lopez

Brittany Pierce

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sunnyoldbear · 7 years ago

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I recently got into Glee and on the episode Darren came on for the first time, I screamed, fell off my bed, started crying on the floor and throughout the rest of the episode I cried seven more times. All because I kept seeing him. It was 2:00 am. I'm not even kidding. It felt weird because I couldn't see Joey or Lauren or another Starkid bounding after him or singing with him but hohhhh man I loved it.

#Starkid #Darren Criss #glee #glee season 2 #never been kissed #blaine anderson #kurt hummel #a very potter senior year #a very potter musical #a very potter sequel #team starkid #Joey richter #lauren lopez #joe Walker #please save me why am i like this dear god

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backslashdelta · 3 years ago

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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: xmeggiemoox

@xmeggiemoox

Favourite character: Kurt Hummel

Least favourite character: Blaine Anderson

Favourite season: Season 1

Least favourite season: Season 5

Mean song rating: 6.71

Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 8.23

Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 8.5

Mean song rating season 1: 6.72

Mean song rating season 2: 7.14

Mean song rating season 3: 6.93

Mean song rating season 4: 6.06

Mean song rating season 5: 6.44

Mean song rating season 6: 7.07

Songs rated: 702

[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by Meganmagicalarts , illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by Meganmagicalarts . 10 was assigned 70 times, 9 was assigned 116 times, 8 was assigned 122 times, 7 was assigned 98 times, 6 was assigned 71 times, 5 was assigned 96 times, 4 was assigned 56 times, 3 was assigned 37 times, 2 was assigned 25 times, 1 was assigned 11 times, and 0 songs were not rated.]

About the Project | Results Masterpost

Ranking:

1. (10) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)

2. (10) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl

3. (10) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On

4. (10) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity

5. (10) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)

6. (10) - S1x12 - Jump

7. (10) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going

8. (10) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade

9. (10) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You

10. (10) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes

11. (10) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer

12. (10) - S1x16 - Beautiful

13. (10) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run

14. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn

15. (10) - S1x20 - Bad Romance

16. (10) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody

17. (10) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)

18. (10) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

19. (10) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand

20. (10) - S2x04 - Lucky

21. (10) - S2x05 - Time Warp

22. (10) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella

23. (10) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over

24. (10) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like

25. (10) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)

26. (10) - S2x14 - My Headband

27. (10) - S2x16 - Blackbird

28. (10) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know

29. (10) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye

30. (10) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty

31. (10) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?

32. (10) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely

33. (10) - S2x22 - My Cup

34. (10) - S2x22 - Pretending

35. (10) - S3x01 - Big Spender

36. (10) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star

37. (10) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

38. (10) - S3x07 - Perfect

39. (10) - S3x08 - We Are Young

40. (10) - S3x08 - ABC

41. (10) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You

42. (10) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

43. (10) - S3x10 - Summer Nights

44. (10) - S3x13 - Love Shack

45. (10) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love

46. (10) - S3x17 - How Will I Know

47. (10) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door

48. (10) - S3x18 - Shake It Out

49. (10) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light

50. (10) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now

51. (10) - S4x04 - The Scientist

52. (10) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound

53. (10) - S4x09 - Being Alive

54. (10) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love

55. (10) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love

56. (10) - S5x03 - If I Die Young

57. (10) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy

58. (10) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)

59. (10) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here

60. (10) - S5x15 - Colorblind

61. (10) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight

62. (10) - S6x02 - Home

63. (10) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend

64. (10) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You

65. (10) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been

66. (10) - S6x11 - We Built This City

67. (10) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church

68. (10) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)

69. (10) - S6x13 - I Lived

70. (10) - S6x13 - This Time

71. (9) - S1x01 - On My Own

72. (9) - S1x01 - Rehab

73. (9) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows

74. (9) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love

75. (9) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II

76. (9) - S1x07 - Hate On Me

77. (9) - S1x09 - Proud Mary

78. (9) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell

79. (9) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin

80. (9) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart

81. (9) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home

82. (9) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl

83. (9) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine

84. (9) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream

85. (9) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk

86. (9) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love

87. (9) - S1x22 - Faithfully

88. (9) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U

89. (9) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music

90. (9) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion

91. (9) - S2x03 - One of Us

92. (9) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot

93. (9) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High

94. (9) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

95. (9) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet

96. (9) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are

97. (9) - S2x08 - Marry You

98. (9) - S2x09 - Valerie

99. (9) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

100. (9) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas

101. (9) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

102. (9) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll

103. (9) - S2x13 - Sing

104. (9) - S2x14 - Tik Tok

105. (9) - S2x15 - Landslide

106. (9) - S2x16 - Misery

107. (9) - S2x16 - Hell to the No

108. (9) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me

109. (9) - S2x18 - Born This Way

110. (9) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep

111. (9) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination

112. (9) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York

113. (9) - S2x22 - For Good

114. (9) - S2x22 - Light Up the World

115. (9) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

116. (9) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat

117. (9) - S3x03 - Cool

118. (9) - S3x04 - Candyman

119. (9) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl

120. (9) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive

121. (9) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

122. (9) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things

123. (9) - S3x10 - We Found Love

124. (9) - S3x11 - Bad

125. (9) - S3x11 - Human Nature

126. (9) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal

127. (9) - S3x11 - I Want You Back

128. (9) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You

129. (9) - S3x14 - Here's to Us

130. (9) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

131. (9) - S3x14 - Glad You Came

132. (9) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know

133. (9) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing

134. (9) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

135. (9) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song

136. (9) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied

137. (9) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions

138. (9) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches

139. (9) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again

140. (9) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me

141. (9) - S4x02 - 3

142. (9) - S4x04 - Mine

143. (9) - S4x08 - Come See About Me

144. (9) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young

145. (9) - S4x10 - White Christmas

146. (9) - S4x12 - Love Song

147. (9) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home

148. (9) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today

149. (9) - S4x15 - Footloose

150. (9) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted

151. (9) - S4x20 - At the Ballet

152. (9) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life

153. (9) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You

154. (9) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are

155. (9) - S5x07 - Into the Groove

156. (9) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend

157. (9) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love

158. (9) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade

159. (9) - S5x09 - Brave

160. (9) - S5x11 - America

161. (9) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

162. (9) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars

163. (9) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass

164. (9) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity

165. (9) - S5x12 - Toxic

166. (9) - S5x12 - Valerie

167. (9) - S5x13 - I Am Changing

168. (9) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)

169. (9) - S5x14 - Rockstar

170. (9) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield

171. (9) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile

172. (9) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood

173. (9) - S5x19 - Lucky Star

174. (9) - S5x20 - Pompeii

175. (9) - S6x02 - Tightrope

176. (9) - S6x02 - Take On Me

177. (9) - S6x03 - It's Too Late

178. (9) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move

179. (9) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles

180. (9) - S6x10 - Rather Be

181. (9) - S6x10 - Rise

182. (9) - S6x11 - Chandelier

183. (9) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away

184. (9) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart

185. (9) - S6x12 - Popular

186. (9) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer

187. (8) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat

188. (8) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane

189. (8) - S1x02 - Take a Bow

190. (8) - S1x04 - Taking Chances

191. (8) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine

192. (8) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me

193. (8) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself

194. (8) - S1x10 - Lean On Me

195. (8) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell

196. (8) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

197. (8) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl

198. (8) - S1x15 - Burning Up

199. (8) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This

200. (8) - S1x19 - Dream On

201. (8) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow

202. (8) - S2x01 - Telephone

203. (8) - S2x01 - Billionaire

204. (8) - S2x01 - Listen

205. (8) - S2x02 - Stronger

206. (8) - S2x02 - Toxic

207. (8) - S2x03 - I Look to You

208. (8) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water

209. (8) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy

210. (8) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?

211. (8) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me

212. (8) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream

213. (8) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind

214. (8) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)

215. (8) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister

216. (8) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life

217. (8) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs

218. (8) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love

219. (8) - S2x13 - Baby

220. (8) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine

221. (8) - S2x15 - Animal

222. (8) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart

223. (8) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way

224. (8) - S2x19 - Songbird

225. (8) - S2x20 - Friday

226. (8) - S2x21 - Back to Black

227. (8) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight

228. (8) - S3x03 - It's All Over

229. (8) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night

230. (8) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself

231. (8) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another

232. (8) - S3x07 - Constant Craving

233. (8) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror

234. (8) - S3x09 - Let It Snow

235. (8) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas

236. (8) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash

237. (8) - S3x10 - Without You

238. (8) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye

239. (8) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish

240. (8) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup

241. (8) - S3x14 - Stand

242. (8) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing

243. (8) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay

244. (8) - S3x17 - So Emotional

245. (8) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango

246. (8) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful

247. (8) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away

248. (8) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry

249. (8) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory

250. (8) - S3x22 - I'll Remember

251. (8) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again

252. (8) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

253. (8) - S4x04 - Don't Speak

254. (8) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)

255. (8) - S4x07 - My Dark Side

256. (8) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero

257. (8) - S4x07 - Some Nights

258. (8) - S4x08 - Whistle

259. (8) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over

260. (8) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad

261. (8) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

262. (8) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock

263. (8) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire

264. (8) - S4x13 - Hung Up

265. (8) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite

266. (8) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl

267. (8) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way

268. (8) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia

269. (8) - S4x17 - Copacabana

270. (8) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours

271. (8) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life

272. (8) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame

273. (8) - S4x22 - Wings

274. (8) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love

275. (8) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun

276. (8) - S5x02 - Get Back

277. (8) - S5x03 - No Surrender

278. (8) - S5x04 - Marry the Night

279. (8) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball

280. (8) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child

281. (8) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take

282. (8) - S5x10 - Gloria

283. (8) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'

284. (8) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling

285. (8) - S5x12 - Happy

286. (8) - S5x13 - Be Okay

287. (8) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life

288. (8) - S5x14 - Downtown

289. (8) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman

290. (8) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love

291. (8) - S5x17 - Lovefool

292. (8) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up

293. (8) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London

294. (8) - S5x19 - Memory

295. (8) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head

296. (8) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour

297. (8) - S6x03 - So Far Away

298. (8) - S6x04 - Bitch

299. (8) - S6x07 - All About That Bass

300. (8) - S6x07 - Time After Time

301. (8) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk

302. (8) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free

303. (8) - S6x09 - Break Free

304. (8) - S6x11 - Mickey

305. (8) - S6x12 - Pony

306. (8) - S6x12 - I'm His Child

307. (8) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl

308. (8) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All

309. (7) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling

310. (7) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer

311. (7) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You

312. (7) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach

313. (7) - S1x11 - True Colors

314. (7) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)

315. (7) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want

316. (7) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye

317. (7) - S1x14 - Hello

318. (7) - S1x15 - Express Yourself

319. (7) - S1x15 - Vogue

320. (7) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart

321. (7) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp

322. (7) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream

323. (7) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust

324. (7) - S1x21 - Loser

325. (7) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer

326. (7) - S2x07 - Forget You

327. (7) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina

328. (7) - S2x10 - Last Christmas

329. (7) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas

330. (7) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling

331. (7) - S2x11 - Need You Now

332. (7) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me

333. (7) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)

334. (7) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass

335. (7) - S2x16 - Only Child

336. (7) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me

337. (7) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth

338. (7) - S2x19 - Don't Stop

339. (7) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

340. (7) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen

341. (7) - S2x21 - Some People

342. (7) - S2x21 - My Man

343. (7) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There

344. (7) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual

345. (7) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)

346. (7) - S3x05 - America

347. (7) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love

348. (7) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True

349. (7) - S3x08 - Control

350. (7) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping

351. (7) - S3x09 - River

352. (7) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas

353. (7) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)

354. (7) - S3x11 - Scream

355. (7) - S3x11 - Black or White

356. (7) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita

357. (7) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman

358. (7) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive

359. (7) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You

360. (7) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling

361. (7) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me

362. (7) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give

363. (7) - S3x22 - Glory Days

364. (7) - S3x22 - Forever Young

365. (7) - S4x01 - It's Time

366. (7) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements

367. (7) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy

368. (7) - S4x02 - Womanizer

369. (7) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)

370. (7) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks

371. (7) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

372. (7) - S4x09 - Something Stupid

373. (7) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

374. (7) - S4x11 - No Scrubs

375. (7) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven

376. (7) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)

377. (7) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now

378. (7) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)

379. (7) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough

380. (7) - S4x15 - Shout

381. (7) - S4x15 - Come What May

382. (7) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone

383. (7) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass

384. (7) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker

385. (7) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

386. (7) - S4x17 - Wannabe

387. (7) - S4x20 - Longest Time

388. (7) - S4x22 - I Love It

389. (7) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain

390. (7) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

391. (7) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree

392. (7) - S5x13 - Party All the Time

393. (7) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway

394. (7) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone

395. (7) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is

396. (7) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)

397. (7) - S5x20 - American Boy

398. (7) - S6x02 - Problem

399. (7) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet

400. (7) - S6x05 - All Out of Love

401. (7) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now

402. (7) - S6x06 - Alfie

403. (7) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name

404. (7) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited

405. (7) - S6x09 - Cool Kids

406. (7) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown

407. (6) - S1x02 - Push It

408. (6) - S1x03 - Mercy

409. (6) - S1x04 - Tonight

410. (6) - S1x05 - Last Name

411. (6) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On

412. (6) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline

413. (6) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You

414. (6) - S1x16 - Home

415. (6) - S1x17 - Physical

416. (6) - S1x19 - Safety Dance

417. (6) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World

418. (6) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

419. (6) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You

420. (6) - S2x02 - The Only Exception

421. (6) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young

422. (6) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?

423. (6) - S2x04 - Sing!

424. (6) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite

425. (6) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)

426. (6) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

427. (6) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight

428. (6) - S2x15 - Kiss

429. (6) - S2x16 - Candles

430. (6) - S2x17 - Turning Tables

431. (6) - S2x19 - Dreams

432. (6) - S2x22 - Yeah!

433. (6) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do

434. (6) - S3x02 - Somewhere

435. (6) - S3x04 - Bein' Green

436. (6) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl

437. (6) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

438. (6) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero

439. (6) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts

440. (6) - S3x15 - Up Up Up

441. (6) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes

442. (6) - S3x18 - School's Out

443. (6) - S3x20 - Mean

444. (6) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up

445. (6) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard

446. (6) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind

447. (6) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout

448. (6) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

449. (6) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want

450. (6) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do

451. (6) - S4x09 - O Holy Night

452. (6) - S4x09 - All That Jazz

453. (6) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years

454. (6) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year

455. (6) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits

456. (6) - S4x17 - My Prerogative

457. (6) - S4x21 - Superstition

458. (6) - S4x22 - Clarity

459. (6) - S4x22 - To Love You More

460. (6) - S5x01 - Yesterday

461. (6) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night

462. (6) - S5x02 - Something

463. (6) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek

464. (6) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

465. (6) - S5x11 - Vacation

466. (6) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star

467. (6) - S5x20 - Girls on Film

468. (6) - S6x01 - Sing

469. (6) - S6x01 - Let It Go

470. (6) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love

471. (6) - S6x05 - My Sharona

472. (6) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

473. (6) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping

474. (6) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You

475. (6) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come

476. (6) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love

477. (6) - S6x10 - Far From Over

478. (5) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)

479. (5) - S1x01 - Respect

480. (5) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time

481. (5) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night

482. (5) - S1x11 - Imagine

483. (5) - S1x18 - One

484. (5) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud

485. (5) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations

486. (5) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind

487. (5) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time

488. (5) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature

489. (5) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag

490. (5) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh

491. (5) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

492. (5) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills

493. (5) - S2x11 - She's Not There

494. (5) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me

495. (5) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers

496. (5) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again

497. (5) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know

498. (5) - S2x22 - Bella Notte

499. (5) - S3x03 - Spotlight

500. (5) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own

501. (5) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You

502. (5) - S3x05 - Tonight

503. (5) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart

504. (5) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

505. (5) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One

506. (5) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires

507. (5) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

508. (5) - S3x11 - Ben

509. (5) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You

510. (5) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You

511. (5) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It

512. (5) - S3x13 - You're the Top

513. (5) - S3x13 - Home

514. (5) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing

515. (5) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno

516. (5) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love

517. (5) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You

518. (5) - S3x16 - Night Fever

519. (5) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night

520. (5) - S3x22 - In My Life

521. (5) - S4x01 - Never Say Never

522. (5) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend

523. (5) - S4x02 - Everytime

524. (5) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning

525. (5) - S4x07 - Heroes

526. (5) - S4x10 - The First Noel

527. (5) - S4x11 - Tell Him

528. (5) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You

529. (5) - S4x13 - Diva

530. (5) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen

531. (5) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me

532. (5) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody

533. (5) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes

534. (5) - S4x18 - Your Song

535. (5) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)

536. (5) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know

537. (5) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You

538. (5) - S4x20 - Little Girls

539. (5) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life

540. (5) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)

541. (5) - S4x21 - I Wish

542. (5) - S4x21 - Higher Ground

543. (5) - S5x01 - Help!

544. (5) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

545. (5) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

546. (5) - S5x02 - Let It Be

547. (5) - S5x02 - Revolution

548. (5) - S5x05 - On Our Way

549. (5) - S5x06 - Honesty

550. (5) - S5x06 - My Life

551. (5) - S5x06 - You May Be Right

552. (5) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation

553. (5) - S5x09 - Breakaway

554. (5) - S5x11 - I Love LA

555. (5) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason

556. (5) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young

557. (5) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around

558. (5) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby

559. (5) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now

560. (5) - S5x17 - NYC

561. (5) - S5x19 - I Melt with You

562. (5) - S5x20 - No Time At All

563. (5) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air

564. (5) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally

565. (5) - S6x05 - Father Figure

566. (5) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme

567. (5) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises

568. (5) - S6x07 - Same Love

569. (5) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!

570. (5) - S6x08 - At Last

571. (5) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath

572. (5) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together

573. (5) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children

574. (4) - S1x05 - Cabaret

575. (4) - S1x07 - No Air

576. (4) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl

577. (4) - S1x10 - Crush

578. (4) - S1x11 - Bootylicious

579. (4) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love

580. (4) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again

581. (4) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet

582. (4) - S2x08 - Sway

583. (4) - S2x09 - The Living Years

584. (4) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone

585. (4) - S2x16 - Get It Right

586. (4) - S2x17 - All By Myself

587. (4) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way

588. (4) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts

589. (4) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat

590. (4) - S3x02 - Something's Coming

591. (4) - S3x03 - Fix You

592. (4) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I

593. (4) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup

594. (4) - S3x15 - Fighter

595. (4) - S3x18 - Cry

596. (4) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe

597. (4) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin

598. (4) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good

599. (4) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You

600. (4) - S4x07 - Superman

601. (4) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough

602. (4) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him

603. (4) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre

604. (4) - S4x16 - Closer

605. (4) - S4x18 - Say

606. (4) - S4x18 - More Than Words

607. (4) - S4x19 - Outcast

608. (4) - S4x19 - Next to Me

609. (4) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

610. (4) - S4x22 - All or Nothing

611. (4) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection

612. (4) - S5x01 - Drive My Car

613. (4) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There

614. (4) - S5x04 - Wide Awake

615. (4) - S5x04 - Applause

616. (4) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man

617. (4) - S5x06 - Piano Man

618. (4) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend

619. (4) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)

620. (4) - S5x10 - Danny's Song

621. (4) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On

622. (4) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me

623. (4) - S5x14 - People

624. (4) - S5x18 - Story of My Life

625. (4) - S5x20 - All of Me

626. (4) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away

627. (4) - S6x02 - Viva Voce

628. (4) - S6x06 - Baby It's You

629. (4) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

630. (3) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane

631. (3) - S1x05 - Alone

632. (3) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants

633. (3) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love

634. (3) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over

635. (3) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)

636. (3) - S1x18 - Pink Houses

637. (3) - S1x20 - Poker Face

638. (3) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction

639. (3) - S2x12 - Firework

640. (3) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness

641. (3) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher

642. (3) - S3x07 - Jolene

643. (3) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You

644. (3) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E

645. (3) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf

646. (3) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain

647. (3) - S3x19 - Dinosaur

648. (3) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

649. (3) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break

650. (3) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive

651. (3) - S4x12 - Torn

652. (3) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By

653. (3) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up

654. (3) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)

655. (3) - S4x17 - Creep

656. (3) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)

657. (3) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts

658. (3) - S5x02 - Hey Jude

659. (3) - S5x04 - Roar

660. (3) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

661. (3) - S5x10 - The Happening

662. (3) - S5x10 - Hold On

663. (3) - S5x10 - Barracuda

664. (3) - S6x01 - Uninvited

665. (3) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster

666. (3) - S6x04 - Whip It

667. (2) - S1x02 - Gold Digger

668. (2) - S1x10 - Endless Love

669. (2) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home

670. (2) - S1x16 - Fire

671. (2) - S1x20 - Beth

672. (2) - S1x20 - Funny Girl

673. (2) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good

674. (2) - S2x08 - Ohio

675. (2) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls

676. (2) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine

677. (2) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend

678. (2) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love

679. (2) - S3x21 - Starships

680. (2) - S4x01 - Sister Christian

681. (2) - S4x02 - Gimme More

682. (2) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing

683. (2) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

684. (2) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero

685. (2) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back

686. (2) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man

687. (2) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger

688. (2) - S5x08 - Love Child

689. (2) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart

690. (2) - S5x18 - The Rose

691. (2) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song

692. (1) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up

693. (1) - S1x08 - Bust A Move

694. (1) - S1x08 - Thong Song

695. (1) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby

696. (1) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

697. (1) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation

698. (1) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly

699. (1) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style

700. (1) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines

701. (1) - S5x07 - The Fox

702. (1) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

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Summer’s Almost Over (So Come Spend it with Me)

Day Twelve, Side A: Exacerbate

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Blaine Anderson’s never been lucky in love.

His first crush was in third grade on Jim Hawkins from Treasure Planet. Oh he’d almost burned the DVD out from watching it too much. His crush ended when his brother accidentally broke the disc and Blaine couldn’t watch the animated teen anymore. Plus, all of the other little boys were crushing on girls, ones that were real and not animated. Most importantly they were girls. So he put crushes on the backburner for a while.

His next crush was in seventh grade, on Joey Partmon. Joey was new from Texas, which may have well been a foreign country to him and the other private school kids Blaine went to school with. He was tanned under his school mandated uniform, with dark freckles and floppy red hair. Blaine loved his deep southern accent and the way he twirled his pencil around in his hand when he was bored. They weren’t close, Blaine wasn’t outgoing enough to say ‘hi,’ and Joey moved away that summer. But he did dream about kissing him on more than one occasion. That’s when he realized he was gay.

Freshman year’s candidate was Ryan Night.

He went to a public school then. He and Ryan were the only two boys in their choir, which already put a huge target on their backs, not to mention the fact they were both gay. Blaine still doesn’t know if it’s a blessing or a curse, but he was able to hide it. Ryan wasn’t as lucky. But it didn’t matter, they were friends, brought together by this horrible thing they had to deal with. The whole situation turned into something beautiful. So when Blaine asked Ryan to homecoming, he expected everything to go fine.

He’d be proved wrong, of course. So he took a break from crushing for a little while. In fact, he took a break on everything, for about a year.

Everything was different when he came to Dalton. The kids, the students, the zero tolerance bullying policy. It all kept him safe. So he joined the Warblers and became their leading man, not because he was gay or straight, but because he was good. They kind of idolized him, and he suddenly had this giant group of friends. That’s when he met Jeremiah.

Maybe it was because he was finally out and proud, but his crush on Jeremiah felt so different. It was almost like love. He was older and wiser than Blaine, and so so cute. And as the days ticked on and the boy was all he could think about, he decided he had to do something, and he had to do something big.

Safe to say that totally backfired. Blaine promised himself to never let a crush get that serious again, not until he was sure. And that plan had worked, until now. Because he met Kurt Hummel.

They actually met at NYADA, at a Midnight Madness competition.

Blaine had been dragged there by his friend Leslie, who wasn’t actually a singer but a dancer, she just liked drama. So he went, dressed in sweatpants and a Dalton hoodie, and sat in the back. The whole place was honestly just a giant fire hazard, and the heat from the candles was making him sweaty. They were waiting on someone apparently. Rachel Berry, the senior who had won last year. Blaine knew she had a reputation of being a diva, but good Lord she was taking forever. The crowd of theatre geeks was becoming antsy.

“Wait!” The door opened and shut in a swift motion, blowing out a few candles by the entrance. The young man’s chest heaved, like he had just run all this way. “Rachel’s out sick. But I’m here, I’ll do it in her place. The dim light blocked out most of his face, but Blaine could see the outline of him; slim and tall with a smile that lit up the room. Was it weird to be attracted to a shadow?

The moderator nodded. “That’s fine, Kurt, we just need someone to challenge you,” he said. Kurt stepped into the ring in the center of the room and took Blaine’s breath away.

It had to be illegal to look this good at twelve in the morning. Whereas everyone else was dressed in casual clothes and pajamas, Kurt wore tight jeans and a cream sweater so soft Blaine wanted to reach out and touch it. His pale skin was painted tan from the candlelight and his hair stood so high and perfectly coiffed on his head Blaine was sure it must have taken hours to fix.

“I’ll do it,” Blaine offered, cringing at himself when every pair of eyes turned to him. He could have smacked himself in the forehead. He didn’t come here to compete, he didn’t even come for the drama. He was going to horribly embarrass himself and be forced to switch careers. Slowly and on shaky legs, he made his way to the center of the room.

Kurt smirked and said, “You’re going down.” But his eyes were gleaming with mischief. Blaine almost smiled himself, but the moderator whispered that Kurt will go first and Blaine could sit back down. The song is announced, or whisper-yelled, to be “On My Own” from Les Mis.

The music started and Kurt took a moment to close his eyes, drinking in the silence before performing. And then he sings. He floated atop the song like a leaf across water, dipping in and swirling through the melody. He sounded like he might cry, and Blaine felt a tear threatening to slip out of his eye. That’s when he knew he wouldn't win. Emotional ballads had never been his thing. And when only fifteen people gathered on his side of the room and waved their hands in silent applause, he didn’t care.

“Hey, Blaine is it?” Kurt asked when Midnight Madness had ended and students poured out the doors and back home or to bars. Blaine’s eyes went wide. Leslie spotted his fear and left without him, blonde braids swishing behind her. He was going to kill here.

“Yeah,” he replied, breathily as he turned around and finally got a good look at Kurt’s eyes. Icy blue and gorgeous, Blaine felt stripped down under his gaze. “You were really amazing, I mean obviously since you won but…”

Kurt bit his lip to hide his smile, and Blaine guilty pocketed the moment for a later time. “Thanks, but you were great too. I couldn’t imagine being a freshman and being able to sing like that.”

“Ah, I’m actually in my third year,” Blaine said, rubbing at the back of his neck. It wasn’t his fault, he didn’t do too many extracurriculars at NYADA, not any he imagined Kurt would also be a part of.

“Oh! I’m so sorry,” Kurt apologized, face flushing pink. “Um, I was wondering if you wanted—”

“I should go,” Blaine interrupted, feeling more and more embarrassed as this whole ordeal went on. He honestly just wanted to go home and forget the whole thing even happened.

Kurt actually looked a bit upset for a brief second, but he caught himself quickly and went back to his bright smile. Props of being an actor. “Right, well, it was nice meeting you, Blaine.” He nodded and walked off and out of the glass double doors.

This time, Blaine did smack himself on the forehead. He was so stupid. Kurt was going to ask him out, wasn’t he? Or at least for coffee, everybody drinks coffee super late. He trudged out of the doors and down to the subway, trying his best to not think of himself as a total screw up when it came to love. But he did check Kurt’s Instagram on the ride home. Just to look.

“I’m going out! It’s my grandmother’s birthday and she misses me,” Leslie said even though Blaine already knew she was leaving. The red party dress he helped pick out popped against her dark skin.

He closed his journal and glanced at his roommate.“Tell her ‘happy birthday’ for me!” Leslie just kissed his cheek in response and shut the door behind her, leaving Blaine alone for another quiet evening.

It was finally summer, another year of college completed. Blaine had decided to stay in the city instead of going back home like a lot of students did. Not that he didn’t enjoy Ohio or his parents, he just didn’t feel like the cold small talk that would follow him the entire summer. The only thing he missed was the weather. It was a scorching summer this year in New York City, and Blaine had always preferred the cooler months. The whole city felt as though it had been placed in a boiling pot, and Blaine and Leslie spent most of their days inside at work or avoiding the heat. Their nights were spent partying on Leslie’s part, or curling up to watch a movie for Blaine.

If he were being honest with himself, he had no idea what he was going to do after college. Being a Broadway actor was no guarantee, if he would even make it there. He had heard of graduates from NYADA, bright eyed and filled with dreams, fizzle out like burning stars and end up in jobs that they didn’t even major in. Blaine couldn’t end up like that, he’d be proving his dad right.

So he had a moleskine journal filled with songs. The kind of music he sang in the shower. Poppy love ballads and short and brash breakup songs, even though he had never been broken up with before. The other people who had ever heard them were Leslie and Will, an ex-fling who he had mistakenly let get closer than he should have.

A set of sharp knocks at the door snapped him out of his thoughts.

“You have keys, Les!” Blaine yelled but got up anyway. She probably forgot her keys. The knocking didn’t stop until Blaine swung the door open, gaping at the sight.

“Hi,” Kurt gasped, looking just as surprised as Blaine probably did. His hair was dripping wet, and he had...shower shoes on?

“Are you okay?” Blaine asked. “How do you know where I live?” He ushered Kurt inside.

“I don’t, and I am,” Kurt said, running a hand through his hair. “I saw Leslie leave and asked if she could help me and she said her roommate was home? I didn’t know you two lived together…” He glanced around their living room.

“Oh, we’re not dating, I’m gay.” Kurt’s eyebrows knitted together, that wasn’t what he was asking at all. What was it about this guy that turned Blaine into a complete idiot?

“Um, what did you need help with?”

“My shower isn’t working, and I have a date in an hour,” Kurt groaned. Blaine tried to make his heart stop freaking out at the mention of a date. They hadn’t spoken beyond Midnight Madness, save a nod in the hallways on the off chance they passed each other. “Can I use yours, please?” He pouted and poked his lip out, as if Blaine wouldn’t have said yes before.

He gulped. “Yeah, yeah. Of course.” He squeaked despite his best efforts and led Kurt to his bathroom. At least he didn’t have to worry about it being dirty. Leslie was a bit flighty, but they both shared their germaphobe tendencies.

“You just turn the water on like this.” Blaine twisted the knob left then right until it clicked to get the water to the hottest setting. When he turned back around, Kurt had already taken his shirt off. Blaine’s mouth went dry. When his biceps flexed when he moved to unbutton his pants, Blaine covered his eyes and shut the door as fast as he could, not wanting to further exacerbate the situation.

He was almost at his room, ready to bury his head into his pillow and just scream, when Kurt knocked on the bathroom door and said, “Stay?” So soft and barely loud enough over the rushing water that Blane just had to stay.

“I’m here,” he smiled and slid down the other side of the door until he was sitting. “What’s up with your date?” he asked, trying not to sound so bitter.

Water splashes the ground and Kurt yells through the door, “Oh, some guy kept asking me out, for like months. And I eventually just said yes.” Blaine heard a groan from inside the bathroom, and ignored the way all the blood rushed to his face. And other places.

“Do you even want to go out with him?” He didn’t mean to be nosey, truly. But the way Kurt described him, the guy kind of sounded like a dick.

It was a moment before Kurt responded. “I guess. It’s been a while since I’ve been on a date, so…” There was a soft click and the water stopped pouring.

“I get that. I’ve actually never had a boyfriend before, so the only dates I’ve had are usually followed by a messy hookup,” Blaine said. He didn’t know what it was about the whole ordeal that made him want to spill all of his secrets out. His head eventually caught up to what he said though. “Sorry, that was inappropriate.”

“Come in here.”

Blaine shook his head from the narrow hallway. “No, no it’s, that’s–”

“Blaine. Come inside.” Kurt’s voice was deep and stern, but when the door opened, he was laughing softly. Blaine thanked God he was dressed, because he was totally prepared to faint if he wasn’t.

“I have a deal for you,” Kurt said, drying his hair with a towel. “If my date goes terrible, I’ll call you. If it goes well, I’ll still call you.” He grinned and handed Blaine his phone.

It was crazy how contagious his smile was. Blaine felt his lips tug upwards as he typed a smiley face next to his name. “What’s in it for you?”

Kurt rolled his eyes with that same smile on his face and took his phone back. “Getting to hear your voice, or course.” He squeezed past Blaine, who’s limbs had temporarily planted into the floor. “Thanks for the shower, Blaine.” He winked, freaking winked, and Blaine heard the door shut softly behind him.

He smiled alone to himself in his foggy bathroom and turned his ringer all the way up.

#spaceorphan’s sophisticated challenge: exacerbate #tan lines and tan hands #glee #blaine anderson #kurt hummel #two shot #klaine fanfiction #i’m back to writing oblivious blaine #my specialty

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