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if you haven’t already, come see this clown in mamma mia tonight, tomorrow, or sunday!!

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Mason: I don’t even know dude. Like the chances of making the NFL are so fucking slim. I’m not gonna get my hopes up for it to all work out.

Theo: i mean i get that dude, trust me i do. but there are other things u can be. ur enrolled at a pretty decent school. u can get a degree in something u like and do something with ur life. it doesn't have to be football or military.

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Mason: it’s fine. We were gonna have to talk anyway. I just haven’t talked to her besides seeing the baby

Theo: are you nervous about it or do u think everythings gonna be chill n shit?

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SMS / 𝗟𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗡 & 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗢 !

LEMON: i know the shows aren't for a couple more days but i just wanted to tell you good luck and that you're literally going to kill it!!

LEMON: i cannot wait to see you on stage!! im so excited

THEO: woooooooow u rly are the best

THEO: i love u thank u

THEO: i'm pretty pumped tbh! this show is fun as fuck

THEO: u did such a good job with the choreo everyone is gonna be so impressed. i'm proud of u

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lemonsterling​:

As they walked out of the room and over to the elevator, Lemon attempted to peer over Theo’s shoulder. “Want me to Venmo you?” She asked, looking up at him and bashfully fluttering her eyelashes. She knew Theo worked for her money which she loved and appreciated but she also felt bad when he’d pay for something when her bank account was flooding with monthly allowances from her dads. Once they were in the elevator and Theo brought up Ivy, she pondered on what to say about everything. She didn’t want to give up Ivy’s secret because it meant so much to Lemon that Ivy would even ask her to do any of that but she also sucked at keeping secrets from Theo, re: Trace’s college secret. “Yeah, they really did,” she nodded slowly, chewing on the inside of her cheek, a habit she’d developed whenever she was nervous. “I guess we should have seen it coming. They just weren’t on the same page with each other which,” Lemon shrugged. “They are two completely different people,” and she left it vaguely at that. It wasn’t a complete lie and really, Lemon didn’t know why they broke up but given the timeline she could connect the dots. Once they left the elevator and outside, Theo moved on the conversation which was a relief to her but her breathing only hitched again when the name Leia was dropped. She was trying to leave that all in the past but with the upcoming musical and her and Theo were understudies that would have to kiss, it made her a little nervous. “Yeah?” She replied, faking a soft smile to be the dutiful and understanding girlfriend. “What about?”

“Nah,” he started, glancing down at her as he squeezed her hand, “you can get the next one.” Theo and Lemon had fallen into a groove early on in their relationship in terms of who paid for what. Even though his girlfriend had money, he still liked to treat her. On the flip side, she was independent and a feminist and it was important to her to defy those gender roles, which Theo was cool with. It worked for them. When he casually brought up Ivy in the elevator, he could see Lemon thinking about it. He’d noticed that she and the younger cheerio had started hanging out more, which was dope because he always dug Ivy, but maybe they weren’t as close as he thought. “Yeah, they were crazy different,” he agreed as the elevator dinged and they stepped out of it, “I just thought maybe you knew something since you guys have been like chilling and stuff. I feel bad for her. Or...well, I just kind of assumed he broke up with her because,” he thought about it for a moment, “I don’t know I guess she just seemed more into him. Am I off base with that?” Theo knew little to nothing about Leo, but he’d seen enough of the guy around to note how disinterested he seemed in everything—including Ivy. But maybe he was wrong. Whatever, it didn’t matter that much. As they settled into their uber, what mattered was clearing the air about Leia. “With the musical and all that stuff coming up,” he started explaining, finding Lemon’s big blue eyes and smiling at her as their gazes locked, “I didn’t want us to be on like...bad terms. I don’t wanna lie to you...I miss having Leia around. Like as a friend, obviously. So we just kind of apologized to each other at Schuester’s house at that cast party and things haven’t totally gone back to normal yet...but part of me thinks that’s because I haven’t really gotten your opinion on the whole thing.” Theo was rambling a bit, but ever since him and Lemon had made their relationship official, he felt way more at ease talking to her about his feelings and being candid with where he was at. “So, I don’t know,” he sighed out, mindlessly playing with her fingers, “how do you feel about her at this point?”

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mason: she's still fucking pissed

theo: shit dude

theo: i fucked up i shouldn't have said anything

theo: u just stressed me out with ur military talk and we were out to coffee and it just kinda slipped out

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who is the coolest guy you know? is it kap lake or kap lake?

shit...I think it might be...kap lake? lmao ur a fuckin clown dude

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favorite thing about your brother?

he’s kind

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what are your actual plans for the future? football?

nah prolly not. i haven’t figured it out yet exactly but like...maybe politics? idk

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if you had to choose between saving your brother and your girlfriend, who would you choose?

damn...pass

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bro if i were you i’d tap leia’s ass, not lemon’s

good thing you’re not me then. fuck outta here

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HELLO LIMA LOSERS!

i’m sure all of you are wondering just where your beloved muckraker is today and to that i have one simple answer. it’s not coming! after much deliberation, i’ve come to the conclusion that weekly releases of the muckraker have just become too difficult for my perfect hands to craft and publish at the rate that i am! so instead, i will now be posting the muckraker every other week. besides, i think i’d like to build a little more anticipation for when i do drop the hottest gossip. 

that being said, with a new bi-weekly system of the muckraker being posted, in addition to doing the typical work of answering your questions and racking up your tips, honesty hours and the posting of ask memes will occur in the weeks without the muckraker. 

so, now that that’s cleared up, anyone who’s interested in participating in lima’s first ever honesty hour please reblog this post.

x JBI JR.

p.s: for those who don’t know what honesty hour is, it’s free game on any and all who reblog this post! go into their askbox and harass them with those burning questions i know we all have. all i will say is be sure to reblog this post today if you are looking to participate! good luck, and be sure to be brutal everyone!

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lemonsterling​:

Lemon had oddly enough seen a lot of the world. Her dads loved travelling and typically every summer or fall they would go somewhere warm and out of the country; Cancun, Bahamas, Punta Cana, but oddly enough she had never been to Los Angeles. Her dads just preferred travelling out of the country which was significantly more fun in Lemon’s opinion which also meant that she had been on a buttload of planes in her almost nineteen years of life and was not scared of planes at all which was probably for the best given how anxious Theo had been and it was quite… sweet that he was nervous. She wouldn’t encourage fears but Theo never seemed scared of anything and it was interesting to learn that planes were not his strong suit. Almost like how sad movies were not his strong suit either. When she laid down, she watched her boyfriend as he unpacked, waiting for him to finish up. When he finally did and laid down beside her, she turned her body to face him. “Unfortunately, I think you’re right,” all jokes because in reality she’d love to go run around and hang out with Theo but a nap? Would also be lovely. At his suggestion, she nodded and grabbed his hand, lifting herself off the bed. “Awe, not everyone is going to want to be around me. It’s Ivy’s celebration too,” she pointed out, standing on her tip toes to press a kiss to his kiss. “You know I’ll make time just for you tomorrow,” she added, releasing Theo’s hand to grab her purse off one of the drawers, swinging it over her shoulder. “Come on, loverboy,” she teased, walking over to the door and holding her hand out for Theo to take.

Unpacking didn’t take that long since Theo was a pretty light traveler. He brought just the right amount of stuff and in no time, he was throwing his empty bag into the top of the closet until he needed it again at the end of the trip. Once he was done and it was decided that they’d spend their afternoon together in Santa Monica, Theo watched with hearts in his eyes as Lemon hopped off the bed and kissed him quickly. He rolled his eyes playfully and put his arm around Lemon at her modest comment, giving her a squeeze as he planted a kiss on the side of her head, “you better make time for me.” He released her briefly while she grabbed her purse and quickly found her hand again when she extended it towards him. Theo pulled his phone out of his pocket as they walked towards the elevator together, quickly calling an uber so they wouldn’t have to wait long once they were down in the lobby. “Speaking of Ivy,” T started once they were on their way down to the ground floor, “what’s up with her lately? Did her and that Leo guy really break-up?” he asked casually, intertwining his fingers with Lemon and mindlessly rubbing his thumb across the back of her hand as the elevator door dinged. He led the way out of the elevator and then briskly walked them out of the hotel towards their car. “Also,” he started once they were in the vehicle, “completely unrelated but I’ve been meaning to talk to you about something.” Theo got situated in the backseat of the car with Lemon after politely greeting their driver, “it’s about Leia. We like...talked, I guess.”

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@tj-beiste: ready to bust down in our hotel room tn to celebrate @lemonsterling and @ivystjames 😤 we twirlin for the birthday girls

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Los Angeles was officially the farthest Theo had ever been from home and before that? The farthest he’d ever been was New York. He didn’t mind that he hadn’t seen that much of the world or the country even, especially now that he was knocking two major cities off his list in a two week span. He figured this was enough travel to last him the next few years, especially after he came to the conclusion that he really wasn’t a fan of flying. Something about a gigantic piece of machinery somehow soaring through the sky really put him on edge, but it was a little more tolerable with Lemon at his side. Whenever he felt himself getting anxious, he reached for her hand and felt grounded again. Once they landed and arrived at the hotel, and more specifically their room, Theo immediately dropped his comically large duffel bag on the ground and plopped down on the bed, happy to chill for a second. He watched as Lemon moved about the room and unpacked her things in an effort to get organized. He thought about just...not unpacking. But as she got closer and closer to being done, he figured he should do the same. With a sigh, he got up and moved around her, putting his own clothes away in their designated spots. She finished before him and he was in the midst of hanging up the last of his shirts when she spoke. “You’re telling me,” he said in agreement, letting out a little chuckle as he moved towards the bed where she was now laying. As she started listing off options for what they could do, Theo kneeled down on the bed and crouched down, quickly kissing the top of her head before he fell on to his back and laid down next to her. “A nap sounds fucking nice,” he admitted, turning to look at her, “but I think we should go do something, right? I was googling shit on the plane and saw that the Santa Monica Pier isn’t too far from here. I think we should go there, you know, just you and me.” He smiled as he stared at her, stealing a kiss before he swiftly hopped off the bed and offered her a hand. “Plus,” he started, tilting his head from side to side in thought, “we gotta celebrate your birthday early because I know tomorrow everyone is going to want a piece of you.”

𝐖𝐇𝐎: Lemon Sterling-Duval & @tj-beiste​

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍: Monday, July 27th. Afternoon.

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄: Their hotel room

Lemon would like to say she was realistic when it came to packing for trips. She normally packed for each day she’d be there along with a couple formal outfits and some bathing suits since they were in LA and there was a pool in the hotel. However, Lemon would then begin to question herself while packing. Like what if she didn’t like her nude flats with that outfit? So she’d pack her black flats instead. Or what if she got cold? Then she’d have to pack a cardigan and in turn it meant that Lemon would typically overpack but she’d tell herself that she’d rather overpack than underpack. She also never took into account that she’d probably shop and bring home more clothes than what she brought. After unpacking for a little bit, she made a quick trip over to Taemin and Drew’s room, and then went back to her hotel room to finish unpacking. Once she got all of her stuff out and placed into drawers and the closet, she draped herself across the bed. “Alright, I’m pooped,” she said, looking up at Theo who now appeared to be even taller than what he actually was. “What’s on the agenda for today? Napping? That could be a good one,” she joked, leaning up from the bed a bit. “I know there’s like that whole beach trip on Wednesday but maybe we could go today instead or like walk on the boardwalk?” She suggested with a smile. “Or I think there’s a pool by the gym that we could also take advantage of.”

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