#joey b asks

[mamaestapa]

I need to know what would happen if Joe came home from maybe his Super Bowl win & you surprised him with a black & orange lingerie set🥵😍

OOOOH this is such a good idea😩

i have so many thoughts for this(and they’re all nasty af)🤭 do we want a whole imagine or a little blurb??

[tylerjeauxburreaux9]

𝖴𝖭𝖤𝖷𝖯𝖤𝖢𝖳𝖤𝖣 // blurb

𝙹𝚘𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚡 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚏𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝙹𝚘𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚡 𝚛𝚎ader

Summary: When you are force to go to every game with your sister, it turns out to be something you didn’t expect to happen.. imagine your going to a game right and you see the quarterback and he’s hot not like you imagine him to be at least you knew he was hot but you didn't think he would extremely hot. But here’s the twist you get home, and you see that he started following out of nowhere and the next you know you’re texting each other.

A/n: @bengals-barnesbabe for the message

Warning:fluffy 

Word count:

This one particular game so happened. out of all the games, I have been to. I have never thought to look at all the players while they were coming out of the tunnel until today I did.

I could possibly say I wasn’t expecting this to happen, but we just happened to fall in love. It’s like love at first sight.

“Do I have to go to this stupid game?” I say annoyed looking at my sister Sara, she always loved football, every time football came around she would make me wear this stupid Bengals jersey and go to their silly little game because she was their biggest fan.

On the other hand side me, I was very much not the biggest fan, don’t get me wrong I love football but I wouldn’t say I liked going out to one because it was too crowded and loud for me. But I didn’t mind going because I was going with my sister

“Yes, you know this y/n, you always have to go, please stop being a baby and just come on. Before we are late” looking at me with her arms folded, sighing

She wore her big orange jersey with the number 1 in the back and front with the word CHASE printed on the back. With camouflage cargo pants, black and white Jordan ones.

While I had on this black baggy t-shirt with Aaliyah‘s face on it. With her name written in graffiti letters, ripped jeans, and black and white dunks.

“Okay, “I say “ “Oh my god, just come on, before we are late,” Sara says, rolling her eyes, then pulling me by my arms, pushing me into the car.

20 minutes later

We were at the game sitting in our chair while they called their names ,each time a football player came out the tunnel.”your quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals. Joe burrow “The announcers announced. He was running slowly, I admired him from afar, watching as he came out of the tunnel

I didn’t think he was this hot, I mean I knew he was hot. But I think he was this hot the whole time during the game I couldn’t keep my eyes off him. He was too damn hot.

“Sara, that Joe Burrow, “ I say “Yes, “ Sara says “Well I knew he was hot but didn't think he was that hot, “ I say “Well you’ve seen it for yourself, “ Sara says. I continued to look at him the whole time of the game.

The game was over. The Cincinnati Bengals had won the game. We were on our way home.

When we got home, I went into my room, took my shoes off, got in my bed, picked up my phone, opened up Instagram, and started to scroll through the reels. Until I saw the big bold letter with the blue check marked saying ‘joeyb_9 started following you’ To my surprise, I couldn’t help but scream. He just randomly followed me like that. Shocked and confused.

“Ahhhhh Joe Burrow just followed me “ I screamed my hands over my mouth, I was still shocked and confused“Y/n what’s wrong, “ Sara said “Um, nothing Sara, “ I said looking at my phone still In shock.

I wanted to see if it was real, so I pressed the message button, nervous to dm him I began to type out ‘ um hi’, but my hand slipped hitting the send I started to think to myself. ‘I can’t believe I sent that, what if he doesn’t see it.

Until I looked at my phone and saw the three little dots that showed he was typing. The text read ‘Hi’ I began to text him back, and then a conversation between the two of us started. There were giggles, teasing, kicking, smile, and flirting in between each text

After that I couldn’t fall asleep I was stuck on the thought that I just talked to the hottest popular quarterback ever and he asked me out. The only thing I could do was smile and hug my pillow. I can’t even think straight. “Wow, that was something”I say, as I constantly think about him, ask me out .still speechless.

Another note: I wasn't planning on writing this it just kinda happened, lol. But the passengers' side will be out l

[glittter-vamp]

https://instagram.com/stories/drinkbodyarmor/3255034810480791488?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== AAAAAAAAA

I want to BITE HIM.

[vanibear]

If Joey had tiktok he'd be posting shit like "Top 10 most out of pocket things to happen to me: 1.) Seto Kaiba trapping me and my friends in a murder theme park" and then Kaiba Corp would send him a cease and desist

Literally . the tiktok feud would be insane

[ashenberry]

previous mgrec doodles here which also links back to an explanation of what the hell is going on here is part 2 which apparently just consist of my sunny venom doodles

[ID in ALT]

THANK YOU JOEY @counterfeitubiquity FOR HELPING OUT WITH THE IDs augh why do i make so many of these.

[error04landonotfound]

bro if I have to watch the Bengals blow another game they had a chance to win I will cry

[meameagirl]

If I have to hear another coach or defensive player on the Bengals say they believe in this team one more time I am going to scream

What wrong with that?? If they believe in their own team that should be a good thing. I still believe in them.

[mamaestapa]

Daddy issues when 👀👀👀 I knew Joe would drag you back in eventually 😂😂

(In all seriousness, write what inspires you!)

i’m being so serious it’s a big possibility i write for that series again lol

if the joemunity will welcome me back with open arms we might see some daddy issues updates. i’m still keeping my hockey theme and everything, but lately the inspiration for joe has been hitting 👀

[tylerjeauxburreaux9]

Joe has no one to hold him at night anymore😭😭I’ll cuddle you Joey🥹

Literally me too day and night 😔💕

I love him sooo muchhhh

Literally big spoon little spoon

[youngeditor1999]

They should give Burrow a “I really wish I weren’t here right now” button to wear at post game press conferences

I giggled at first when I got this because it's silly and fun but you know what, the more that I think about it...

Yes, they should, anon!! 🌟💯🔥💝

All Joe wants to do is play football, spend time with his family and friends and maybe go some places if the right people drag him out.

Basically, as we all know, the man is an introvert who usually looks like he is questioning all of his life decisions whenever he has to get through post-game press conferences. 🤭

I think it would be rad if all of his fans chipped in to help him get these buttons in a variety of colors and styles so that he can have one to match his every mood and outfit!!!

[glittter-vamp]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvKsRA6AIgs/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Can’t think of anything more joe than only taking selfies with a Polaroid 😂

Omggggg I need the last one so bad 🫠

[finleyforevermore]

bro ur making me get into starlight express i jus listened to ‘call me rusty’ now its stuck in my head /pos

THATS SO AWESOME, ARCANE!!!!

Can't wait to hear your thoughts on other stuff! There's a lot of productions out there, so I'm sure you'll have some pretty cool opinions on em in the future! :)

Not to mention that the fandom is relatively small. The more the merrier! 💫🌟💫🌟

[arielburrow]

Honestly if they were hiding it for this long I’m sure this isn’t the way the wanted the news to break, and if they aren’t…I just can’t imagine how invasive this would feel to them.

I agree, in my opinion i think they wanted to keep it a secret until either she just started wearing the ring or possibly made a post. I don’t think anyone expected such a small rumor to literally become Joes whole comment section.

[mamaestapa]

He’s just so hot lol

yes he is, once again that side profile is just 😍😍

thanks for the pic!🤍

[tylerjeauxburreaux9]

STOP POSTING ABOUT JOE, YOU’RE NOT A FAN OR SUPPORTER!!

You don’t tell me what i should do… and I will keep supporting and I am a fan…. Like I said before just because he did something wrong or done something wrong.. doesn’t mean I will stop supporting .. bc him cheating on his girlfriend has nothing to with me supporting him. I don’t care.. if I wanted to stop supporting him ,he would/will have to give me a BIG REASON for me to stop supporting him…

Now leave me alone and let me go by my day and you enjoy the rest of your day and this we be LAST TIME I will answer an anon question

[youngeditor1999]

I swear with each passing outfit Joe Burrow looks more and more about to drop his cover of Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby” (Ja’Marr is ofc the DJ)

The gwauff of a laugh that I let out when I first read this, anon...!! 😅💓

He really does though and I can say with confidence that I think that we would all be into it!!!

It's a little goofy, sure, but we've also seen how funny and personable Joe can be, so I don't find this idea to be that far of a stretch overall. (:

He would absolutely get WAY into it and would even drop a cool music video filled with plenty of fun fashion and White Boi Dance Moves (™️) :D 💓🔥💯🌟

And YEAH, he would barely be able to get the idea out of his mouth before Ja'Marr is saying that he's gonna spin the track for him. 🥺🥹🤩

...I bet he'd even give Joe some outfits and dancing advice!!!!! 😩😭🤧💗

Also, I wouldn't be me if I didn't bring up who else would totally do this in a heartbeat...

Rob Gronkowski would so do this as well!!

First because "Ice Ice Baby" is one of his favorite songs. 😊

Second because he's actually really good at singing, even though his time on The Masked Singer was cut short, so he would definitely knock a real "Ice Ice Baby" rendition out of the park!!

"Real rendition" because he did actually sing "Ice Ice Baby" when he took part in The Masked Singer. 🤭 To me, a real rendition would be if he dropped the cover on iTunes/Spotify/Apple Music. 🤩

But anyway, back to Joe!!

He'd for sure live up to his Joe Cool nickname if he ever did this and would be even more iconic than what he already is. 🥰🙌🏻🌟💯🔥