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Joe Burrow Alphabet (NSFW)

Summary: after doing the SFW alphabet, enjoy some Joey B headcanons with the NSFW alphabet

Pairings: Joe Burrow x reader

Warnings: the whole thing is NSFW so minors DNI

Note: Hi! Surprise! Two posts in one week-who am I?!

Word Count: 1.8k

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Joe would take such good care of you, no matter if things were slow or rough. He treats it like another intimate act, knowing how important it is to you as you get more vulnerable after sex. He would make sure you were all cleaned up before cuddling up with you for some pillow talk every damn time. Keeping you close until you both fell asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

We all know Joe has quite the body and prides himself on being physically fit, though he isn’t the biggest fan of attention. He likes his abs and arms the most mainly because of the reaction you give him whenever you see him. If he’s taking his shirt off or getting something you can’t quite reach.

When it comes to you, Joe loves your boobs. He loves how easy he can feel them during sex or how he can rest on them when you’re cuddling up after. Much like how Joe likes to tease you, you do the same wearing clothing that draws his attention to them, knowing it drives him crazy.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Joe loves to make you cum, spending as long as you’ll let him between your legs. He loves everything about it, loving how you taste, the sounds you make, making you cum multiple times before you can’t take it anymore and need to feel him.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Joe loves when you wear his clothes, sleeping in his shirts and boxers claiming they’re more comfortable than your own clothes. His number one favorite is you in his jersey though. He secretly loves to see his name on your back while he takes you doggy style, the idea of you taking his last name one day driving him mad.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Joe has some experience, though he doesn’t come off that way. Despite his Joe Sheisty persona, when it comes to you he wants to make sure he does everything right. He definitely knows what he’s doing, even if it takes him a little time to get comfortable.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

As vanilla as it is, Joe loves missionary or anything where he can have his eyes on you. He’d also love to have you on top, even if he has to take control when you get tired. Any position where he has easy access to your body, he’s game for.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Joe is definitely goofy, keeping the mood light. He can be serious when the time calls for it, but he loves to make you laugh. He loves to make small talk, bringing a smile to your face 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Joe is groomed, priding himself on keeping things well maintained. The same for his hair, keeping himself trimmed up every two weeks during the season. Your hands love to find their way there, running your hands through it when you're winding down together or knotting your fingers through it when he’s between your legs.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Joe is such a romantic, making sure you know just how loved you are during all of it. From words of affirmation to tender touches, his aim is always to please you. He wants to make sure you’re taken care of and will go to all ends to show you how much he cares for you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

A definite go to when you aren’t together, but not something he doesn’t do much when you’re around. You’ve engaged in plenty of facetime calls during away game weekends filled with touches you wished were each other's hands, words of desire and longing to be home. You love to send him pictures just to tease him, knowing the kind of reaction you’ll get over the phone later.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Size kink - Joe loves to capitalize how much bigger he is than you, knowing how flustered it makes you with your size difference. He also loves to watch you as you try to take all of him, doing the best you can to please him. He’d love to point it out during sex, telling you how tight you are and how well you take him.

“I know you can take all of me baby, just a bit more.”

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Being a private guy, Joe likes to keep your intimate time private too. But inside the house? Anywhere is fair game to him. There's times where you guys can barely make it in the door before you take each other's clothes off. From the kitchen to the couch to the shower, Joe will take you anywhere, anytime.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anytime he wins, one of the first things he wants is you. His favorite way to celebrate a win is wrapped up in each other, high off of adrenaline from the game. If you’re not together, you make sure to show him just how proud of him you are through pictures. Joe wants you to feel as good as he does, knowing you’re one of his biggest supporters, letting you know how much it means to have you by his side as his number one.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Even if Joe is open to trying new things, any kink that causes you harm is a no-go in his eyes. Any form of intentional pain or harsh degradation is off limits, wanting every experience to be positive and full of love. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Joe loves to give just as much as he likes to receive. Like previously mentioned, he loves to go down on you as long as you’ll let him. He also loves your mouth on him, watching how you can take him with your eyes looking up at him innocently though that’s the furthest thing from the truth. One of his favorite ways to wake up is your mouth on him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Joe can be both, depending on his mood. He loves to take things so with you and really enjoy the moment with each other lost in the other person. He also can most definitely be fast and rough, always willing to put you in your place or take out any frustrations on you that brings you pleasure.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

With Joe’s hectic schedule during the season, quickies tend to be the go-to (even though they aren’t his favorite). Joe loves to spend his time on you and a quickie doesn’t allow for that. He does, however, try to spice things up by being spontaneous with them.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Once Joe’s comfortable with you, I can see him being down to experiment. He has his limits of how far he’s willing to go, but wants to do what will make you happy. Joe is down for discovering new things that make each other feel good.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

With Joe being as athletic as he is, this man could go for a while. It might take him some time to recover, but he’d spend that time making you cum over and over again.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Joe wouldn’t be opposed to them, knowing that they can only help (especially when he’s not with you). I feel like he would have fun finding new toys to tease you with, ultimately getting your release with him. He’d also want to make sure you’re taken care of when he can’t be there with you, adding a level to your spicy facetime calls.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Joe would love to tease you but would always follow through every time. Sometimes it would even make things that much more rewarding. He loves to watch how flustered you get, the furthest he’d go in public is subtly letting you know what you’ll get when you get home. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

You’d need to encourage him in the beginning, knowing Joe can be on the shy side, his focus being on your pleasure. Once he’s comfortable, he’s letting you know how good you make him feel. Joe would be moaning in your ear while he’s buried inside you, knowing what it does to you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon)

He loves when you talk football with him. You were never really a big fan before getting together with him, but found out how enjoyable it could be once you understood the rules. It’s something Joe finds extremely hot, watching you yell at the guys on the screen or loves to look up at you in the stands when he makes a big play, seeing how excited you get for him. He can’t wait to get off of the field to be with you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

The hat says it all

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Joe absolutely cannot get enough of you, never being able to tell you no. There’s time when he’s too tired, but he just lets you do all the work. Joe loves to watch you take what you need from him, craving a release.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’d be tired, but more of ‘in a mood to relax with you’ type of way. He’d love to have you wrapped up in his arms and just hold you while you talked about nothing and everything before falling asleep. He’d need his rest before going for a round two.

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Who's coming with me to protect Joe? And his house too of course 🫡

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Not a want but a NEED

Need Mr.Patchy back 😭

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https://www.tumblr.com/burrowdarling/767794315621711872/put-2-celebrities-in-my-ask

Jamarr or Andrei??

Ooohhh damn, really gonna do me like that huh

I’m gonna say Andrei

[burrowdarling]

Put 2 celebrities in my ask,

based only on physical appearance, I’ll tell you who I prefer.

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The poll is split almost 50/50 (those who said another suggestion, please send your ideas!) and it’s about over. I’m thinking I’ll do both at different times starting with the prompt list. I’m hoping to have all of that info out in a bit! Thank you all for voting 🧡

As always my inbox is open 😊

Hey all! I want to say a MASSIVE thank you for all the support on my content recently 🧡 to show my appreciation, I wanna do something special. Maybe some kind of prompt list or menu?? I’m open to suggestions but would love to do something for you all!!

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Something I made that I felt was pretty fitting after Sundays game

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2 Hands

Summary: You were bored while Joe was at practice and decided to have some fun with a text prank. Song: 2 Hands by Tate McRae

Pairings: Joe Burrow x gf!reader

Warnings: implications of smut, still minors DNI

Note: Hi! This is my first attempt at a text fic. I was inspired by @bengals-barnesbabe and her amazing work so figured I'd give the texting trend a shot! Just a little something to tide you over while I work on the support special, vote on the poll here if you haven't!

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First try at a Joe texting fic coming out in the morning 😁 just a lil something while I work on other wip’s and let the poll finish out!

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Hey all! I want to say a MASSIVE thank you for all the support on my content recently 🧡 to show my appreciation, I wanna do something special. Maybe some kind of prompt list or menu?? I’m open to suggestions but would love to do something for you all!!

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If you don’t laugh at this you’ll cry wth😭

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I need to vent. And I don’t do this often but I just need to get this off my chest. Joe left the season last year from a potentially career ending injury that he basically battled himself because no other person he spoke to had ever dealt with it before. But what did he do? Come in and play one of his best seasons yet. What is he getting? A team who didn’t prepare nearly as hard. Teams are teams because perfection cannot always be obtainable. When one struggles, it’s up to the other to help. A team is literally a group of people who work together for the same goal.

Joe, plus Ja’Marr, Tee, and Chase Brown came out and put us BACK into the game. We had every opportunity to close it out and did not. Evan cannot miss two back to back field goals that he SHOULD be able to hit. Defense cannot magically only come alive the second half while being trash the first half. Again! They have to fire on all cylinders for all four quarters. Offense line is the same. Joe was sacked 3 times before the half. Week after week he is getting brutalized out there. Any other team would have already fixed that. But here we are, not fixing it and not fighting for him. FYI. Joe won’t ever say anything so it’s up to Zac and the offense line to show some grit and protect the one person in that team that actually is putting in the work.

To expect Joe to do it all and have the actual audacity to get mad when he cannot do it shows who you truly are as a fan and I don’t want to hear it. Oh and by the way, sure…he could’ve thrown that pass to Ja’Marr and got a touchdown…but you know what else would’ve happened? Justin Herbert would have got the ball back with plenty of time to put in the same exact position against a defense that, minus Trey, cannot be trusted to stop a peewee team from scoring. Reminder, every single one of these people gets paid to do an actual job. No one is on that field for free. If you suck, get better.

The Joe in that press conference last night was a far cry from the man we saw only a few days ago and that should make everyone from the top to the locker room question “how do we actually fix this?”

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this hurts so bad

joe i love u

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🥹

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🤯

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yall 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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Tee is out here getting triple teamed and is trying his best fr