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[brasideios]

'Language is a virus That breeds in the silence Feeds on the minds of people who devised it The books and the poems and the slang that designed it Reality defined by the words we assign it, We gave a name to the apple and the diamond...'

-- Tzu, from the song Axis Tilt, on the album Computer Love

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[passingthegravesoftheunknown]

Day 7 of @widofjordweek "Song Lyrics"

"The questions we ask and the answers we seek. Whatever you are, what a thing to be" Seaman's Lullaby - Joelistics

[soosgr]

Joelistics - People

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(Elefant Traks)

[winstonhcomedy]

Four packed and killer shows. Last night in DC ruled. I needed it. I got to jet around the city with @chrisalancomedy and got 4 sets in. Then hung with Joe List and Sarah Tollemache for a bit. Then got to see one of my best friends in comedy @frankdneblett who was down from Philly. All in all a killer night. #comedyrva #dccomedy #standup #cvillecomedy #dcdrafthouse #donttellcomedy #dccomedyclub #bighunt #joelist (at Drafthouse Comedy in DC) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5RCiMplwGZ/?igshid=lfntheqmom2

[andywirth]

485 - Pearl Jam Vitalogy - Joe List by Josh Adam Meyers http://bit.ly/2SQNk1S

[sarahtcomedy-blog]

I’ll be featuring for Joe List this weekend in Naples, FL

[thejoyofviolentmovement]

New Audio: Haiku Hands Team Up with JOVM Mainstays Sofi Tukker on a Club Banger

New Audio: Haiku Hands Team Up with JOVM Mainstays Sofi Tukker on a Club Banger @haiku_hands @Joelistics @sofitukker @maddecent @grandstandhq

Last year saw  Aussie electro pop act Haiku Hands — Claire Nakazawa, Beatrice Lewis and Mie Nakazawa — embarking on their first ever Stateside tour, which included a series of critically applauded, attention-grabbing sets at SXSW, opening slots for the likes of Japanese punk act CHAI, JOVM mainstays Tame Impala and Sofi Tukker, Chi…

[brasideios]

Music Tag Game

Okay, so. Rules. Shuffle your On Repeat playlist and post the first 10 tracks, then tag 10 people.

(I don’t have Spotify, so I put my saved songs at YouTube music on shuffle instead.)

I was tagged by @mini-uzzy, @findusinaweek and @krankittoeleven Thank you my dears!

! (The Song Formerly Known As) by the Australian band Regurgitator. A great late 90s pop classic :)

Seaman’s Lullaby by the Aussie hip hop artist Joelistics. One of my all time favourite songs. It has pathos and meaning and is just… like what floating in my brain would be like if that were possible 😆

Fasten Your Seatbelt by Pendulum. Australian drum and bass. Umm… this is surprisingly Aussie biased at this point lol. Also this album is an exception with genre. I’m a hard house guy as far as EDM goes.

Elderly Woman Behind the Counter etc by Pearl Jam. What a timeless wonderful song.

The 1812 by Bond. Background music for living and writing.

Crawling Kingsnake by the Black Keys. I’m surprised TBK took this long to come up. Gods I love this song tho.

Radio Head by Talking Heads - same with these guys tbh! Not the greatest song, but pretty groovy.

Epilogue by ELO. This album (Time) is so brilliant as an album. I listen to it start to finish pretty regularly.

Conversation Piece by Kings of Leon. It’s on Walls, and I’m obsessed with that album. This isn’t my fave song though. Find Me is the crème de la crème.

Season of Saviours by Curse Ov Dialect. Another Aussie hip hop band, this track is weird but also *chefs kiss*.

I don’t think I have ten people to tag, so just a few - no pressure! @whereforartthoumisthios @ainulindaelynn (I hope you didn’t tag me already and I missed it! Edit - dang it you did!) @aeide and @bloodfathers (fully expecting to see your answers no sooner than in six months! 😆)

[miisthios]

Joelistics | Say I’m Good

They say, say, say I'm good I'm rocking like I should I'm doing thing, thing, thing, thing Thing, things you only wish you could

[hallofhelios]

Mistakes we make are not fixed in stone

Joelistics - Out of the Blue

[viswateja31987-blog]

A suite of tools that helps to automatically optimize product listings

Isaac Kuhlman and Kirsty Verity, two successful Amazon sellers with over $10 million in sales, share the top reasons why you're struggling to grow your Amazon business and achieving the lifestyle you want. amazon tools use this Amazon feature to create hundreds of long-tails keywords for Amazon keyword optimization in seconds. amazon tools take the seed keyword that you specify, places it into the Amazon search box and adds it with different letters and numbers. Then Keyword Tool pulls all the keyword suggestions produced by Amazon and presents it to you in a straight forward and graceful manner. All the processes happen behind the parts and take mere seconds.

With my first product, I was a newbie Amazon seller , so I was still learning how to write copy correctly. I was doing the keyword part pretty well, but I think what's really important with a listing is your imagery, and mine was okay. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great. I could get people to come to my page, but I couldn't close them. The conversions weren't there, and people would see other products that had better imagery and better pricing than mine did.

Your High Value Target Keyword List can be used more specifically for ranking and conversion. You want to place these keywords in your listing, helping you to index for those search terms on Amazon, but additionally if someone searches for those phrases and then sees them in your listing, you have a higher chance of converting them to a customer.

A suite of tools (like most) that helps to automatically optimize product listings. Features include finding profitable long tail keywords Helium10 tool with exact search volume directly from Amazon, getting keyword relevancy, checking if keywords are indexed, keyword tracking, etc.

I can see where you may be confused though. In Sponsored Ads, Amazon will lump stemmed words together for exact phrase (for the analytics), but in the real world where people type in different versions of a word, they will get different search results and have different search volumes. It's super important to know the search volumes of all stemmed and misspelled versions of a word if you want to rank for them separately.

Cerebro is a Reverse ASIN keyword research tool. You simply copy and paste any Amazon listing's ASIN into Cerebro and hit the "Reverse Search" button. Cerebro returns a list of the keyword search terms the selected ASIN is indexed for and associated information as described in the description of Magnet 2 above.

JoeLister offers five pricing slabs. The basic plan starts at just $25 per month (supports up 100 listings). You can then move upwards to $49, $79, $149 per month to handle 250, 500 and 2,500 listings respectively. The pro plan costs you $349 per month, allowing you to handle unlimited listings. Each plan comes with a free 14-day trial.

[iheartmoosiq]

Daring you not to dance seems like the accurate challenge when it comes to Haiku Hands’ Dare You Not To Dance, the Australian electronic trio’s edgy new breaks shuffling, synth swerving, dance pop booming single. The song comes ahead of the collective’s new tour. Speaking on the origins of the song, Haiku Hands states: "One nonchalantly mutters ‘I dare you not to dance fucker's’ into a microphone in Sydney and another makes it a hook in a rowdy jam session in Melbourne. This song is an outcome of exploration between Haiku Hands, Joel Ma (Joelistics) and Angus Stuart (El' Gusto). A bold maneuver made to taunt, provoke and defy." Taunt and tease us all they want, there’s no way we’re going to take them up on this dare! The feisty and frisky, spunky and peppery anthem urges every cell of our body to move. Dare You Not To Dance comes on the heels of prior high energy, dance-ready tracks like Squat, Jupiter, and Not About You. Though Haiku Hands’ influences range from hip hop to pop, electronica to dance, and everything beyond, it’s obvious this group is creating a sound all their own as they dazzle us with their resounding crackles and youthful bellows on the song, even sprinkling in some moombahton-like dance influences into the kinetic track. You can also stream Dare You Not To Dance via Spotify, here.

[arcane-archive]

@joelister

[humble-wayside-flower]

    ″Full disclosure--I’m a little rough around the edges, but you catch my drift.”                                                 “Let’s make it work.”                                                 “We’ll make it work.”

                                                                                        -Critical Role, Ep. 4

Spotify (x) 

Sea Legs- The Ballroom Thieves

A dark night at sea And no one but me To hold on to these old sails Who’s steering this ship Oh, and where is the rest of it Still homesick for a foreign harbor Ooooh

Land or Sea- Sleeping at Last

We've got no stakes in the ground. We've got no anchors tied down. Land or sea, there are no guarantees here, we know, There is nothing but our fears of being free. It feels deeper than any ocean floor, Our lungs no longer believe in any shore. So let's dry out our clothes and catch our breath. Our process implies our progress.

A Brief Walk in the Sea- Near the Parenthesis

Instrumental

Dream Sweet in Sea Major- Miracle Musical

Alone at the edge of a universe humming a tune For merely dreaming we were snow A siren sounds like the goddess who promises endless apologies of paradise And only she can make it right So things are different tonight We’ll go together in flight It’s now and never A reverie endeavor Awaits somnambulant directives To take the helm

Dead Sea- The Lumineers

I headed west I was a man on the move New York it lied to me, I needed the truth Oh I need somebody, I needed someone I could trust And I don’t gamble, but if I did I would bet on us

Meditation by the Sea- Joseph Mcgrahl

Instrumental

SeagullxEagle- Tall Tall Trees

I was a Seagull, you were an Eagle We were together once in a while You like the mountains, I love the ocean I need the motion, you need the trees When we’re together, birds of a feather I make you lazy, you keep me sharp There’s no escaping the love that’s forsaken Why must we fake them when we knew from the start!

Fish in the Sea- Assassins Creed Sea Shanties

And it’s… Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys When the wind blows, we’re all together, boys; Blower ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow Jolly sou’wester, boys, steady she goes

Saltare (Somewhere at the Baltic Sea)- Dirk Maassen

Instrumental

Seaman’s Lullaby- Joelistics

I’ve traveled over land and sea Trying to find the meaning to the riddle But the riddle runs deep And everywhere I’ve been / Everything I’ve seen It only adds to the beauty of the beat The heartbeat, the drum beat, the beat we keep The questions we ask and the answers we seek Whatever you are, what a thing to be Wake up, sleep, and do it all again and again

Sea of Air- Portugal. The Man

It’s came the day we found a sea of air When we went back nothing was there It towered so tall it nearly left the ground Still when we looked nothing was found There was nothing up there no, no nothing at all Nothing but space nothing but ground All the things I want and things I need When there’s nothing but stars looking back at me

By the Deep Sea- Federico Albanese

Instrumental

The Sea of Atlas- Sleeping at Last

There's a fine line, a fine line in between Our progress and our instability. We can't help ourselves but hunt for more. A design flaw? or the olive branch that proves the shore- The catalyst we've waited for.