#Mad Zach

[ronthedunedain]

Incomprehensible.

[starkmurdocks]

so let me get this straight: the try guys were quite literally living their best lives when ned decided to (again, quite literally) fuck around?

[urplepurplegurgleturgle]

um. lighting. practice. I made this bcz I’m working on an art trade and I needed to experiment with lighting b4 I rendered it. Uh. Yeah

[fatestitcherr]

this is movie night, you wrote it on the calendar

if you think i didn’t notice then that’s absurd

and i’m sorry if i don’t tell you that i appreciate what you do

but you’re my little brother so part of me is always going ‘ew’

but i love you

and back at you

half the time ‘ew’, sometimes ‘i love you’

that’s the way it should be

sometimes ‘ew’, and ‘i love you’, and you and me<3

[thewingedwolf]

straight women applying for big brother if you’re listening, i’m sorry to break this to you but gay men are not women. shocking, i know!!

[alarrylarrie]

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[samandcolbyownme]

Tumblr reeeeeaaaaallllllllly needs an auto save feature on the mobile app because I just type up more then half of a Zach justice one shot and then my phone died.

IN MY DEFENSE, I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS AT 1%! I was in the ZONE!

[tenderhungering]

hello, everyone! I wanted to make a more formal introduction post!

about me: my name is juno, i use they/she pronouns and i am twenty-one years old. i am a sociology major and have a fondness for writing, especially whenever it comes to dissecting media. at heart, i am a poet so even my analysis might contain some sort of little grotesque rawness to it.

interests: succession, veep, mad men, the thick of it, horror in general, harold lloyd films, psychosexual films, paul dano/zach woods/david dastmalchian filmography, character studies, the feminist perspective, religious imagery, joan of arc, homoeroticism in writing, cannibalism used not for love but for girlhood, dissecting gender as a social construct. i might make fanfics in the near future!

this is my personal safe space and i’d like for it to be one for those that interact with my account here! everyone is welcome. my views are quite leftist and i won’t tolerate bigotry, so please be mindful of everyone here.

i’m really excited to continue this blog! i’ve only recently really been active on here and i’ve been quite fun! please don’t ever be afraid to inbox me or message me if you’d ever like to either chat or a question, suggestion, etc. :o)

i really appreciate being able to discuss things with people and while you might see me perhaps post more about certain things than other, don’t be afraid to inbox me about something i’ve not brought up.

— juno ����

[partypot99]

@jokerislandgirl32 , I got bored and draw Varina (hope I spelt that right lol) and zach, just a funny poses a seen and went that is them

I don’t know what they are doing but it is something lol ?

WAIT DID I MAKE ZACH EMO. Oh god I did. I DID NOT MEAN THAT lol that is so funny to me I can’t un see it oh noooo ok of topic lol

And I did draw Zack and varina cuddling but it looks weird to so sooooo it is not seeing the light of day 🌌

Ok hope you like it

Have a good day or night

[ronthedunedain]

hypnotic

[starkmurdocks]

seeing zach so close to tears and hearing him choke on his words is my villain origin story actually. ned fulmer i am under your bed.

[insertname98]

hi insert can you draw deimos over this

...the horrors I make for friends is beyond understanding.

[jokerislandgirl32]

The Wild Kratts Fanon Wiki Is Funny

I looked at the Wild Kratts Fanon Wiki, and I must say it crushed my soul as a history major. I was nearly crying over it 😆. It has so many blatant inaccuracies, and I realized I must show my findings to you all because, to be honest, they are pretty hilarious.

Let’s use Zach’s page as the example, we’ll start with the quick facts:

Family First!

So he’s married to Donita, Gourmand is his adoptive brother, and he’s got a kid, wow, good to know…And I am assuming these are his supposed “parents?”

This is the only Parin I could find, she is a 12 year old child from a video game called Gurumin: A Monstrous Adventure. And the only Kermit I know is this guy…so whoever wrote them as his parents, I have no words…except: gross!

Now let’s go to his moral alignment and enemies!

So unless you missed it he is now good! And his true enemy is Zeke Varmigeek! You know, his evil clone, like Toodles, we’ve seen him in the show right??? You haven’t? We’ll go back and watch it! He’s “there.”

Time for some Zach Trivia!

So he has cankles (misspelled in wiki) in the pilot..

Hmmm, maybe, come on Zach, show us some leg! *sexy song starts playing*

He loves them…yeah, I can see that love right here… 🎶 Can you feel the love tonight! 🎶

(It’s the power suits, but the man has similar reactions regardless of whether it’s the suit or bros activating the creature powers).

Now this I need to see, Zach driving a car, Zach eating tuna…he’d probably wreck the car, and he admits he’s more of a chicken guy.

Final his Physical Appearance!

Did I saved the best for last, or what?

See below cut (if you are comfortable) for a slightly suggestive comment (nothing too crude!)

BTW: Zach is highly offended, here he is showing how b- *gets bitch slapped by myself*

[samjosesharks]

please, please, please, let me get what i want - the smiths

can’t i have this one thing?

[razorblade180]

Tanjirou: Demons are tragic creatures and I have sympathy for them.

Demon:*runs away*

Tanjirou:GET BACK HEEEEREEEE! DON’T YOU DARE RUN FROM YOUR SIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSS!

[wnightingales]

ZSJ?? bro Tony said this is the gauntlet