#jock speaks

[crowanthology]

every time someone headcanons jack as a jock / popular boy an angel loses its wings

[ask-walter-and-vince]

Joke (part 1)

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[arget-star]

I just KNOW Sakura would be the most annoying volleyball opponent because of his insane agility. He’s pulling off spikes from crazy positions and manages to chase down the ball so the rally doesn’t end quite yet.

He’s also the type to be VERY hard on himself if he’s not playing super well one day

[zeninsama]

he's not a f/o but i do have the occasional thought of fwb kunigami...

[foursaints]

PETUNIA JAMES?? New FourSaints ship???

i appreciate the high-level serious thematic work we’ve been doing on here but unfortunately im a simple girl raised on 90s bodice-ripper paperbacks and I SEE the sexy potentiality of petunia tempting her so-called “better" into infidelity... that's anna karenina. she could be anna karenina-ing with him. 

i see james, the cartoonishly picture-perfect old money “dream man” (with his christmas cards & sprawling vacation home on martha's vineyard) poked and prodded into infidelity by the mousy, plain, conniving little shrew of a horny younger sister. 

petunia has the type of crush you have on your older sister’s husband! she, of course, being 30 and still unmarried herself. except she experiments with her (repressed, burgeoning) sexuality by tempting him, relentlessly, delighting in his desire, and james succumbs quite easily to temptation. he’s weak. 

it is ghastly and inappropriate. he hates her, every time he “accidentally” walks in on her rolling down her stockings. he knows what she’s doing. and she conquers him (she! forgettable petunia!) into an all-consuming affair that takes place in every empty room of every empty house @fernhelm

[vaguely-concerned]

the scene where you talk to davrin in his room while he whittles tiny models of monsters (while assan watches with rapt attention <3 there is nothing about this whole setup, man or griffon, that isn't adorable) when your rook IS one of the dainty little academic mage types he so besmirches and you consistently pick the purple options through the conversation -- I am SCREECHING the covert jock/nerd war rages on between clenched teeth and forced jollity, they are doing this on purpose, bioware really have given me this gift all nicely wrapped and lovingly crafted! rook is so fucking bitchy and passive aggressive in these purple options (and once or twice davrin doesn't seem to realize it/takes what they say at face value); it's not very nice of them but it is hilarious. also I must say that hearing these two just relentlessly neg each other with palpable tension of. SOME kind thick in the air* for five minutes straight and then walking away and seeing the 'davrin approves' pop up at the end gets close to the otherwise unapproachable gaming high that is having a tense standoff with sten in origins and seeing +7 affection as you leave. davrin clearly is going 'good talk man nice to see you stand up for yourself more, I respect the roast game' while my rook walks away with a forced smile and clenched fists like 'okay so that wasn't very mature of me I'll admit it but god why is this guy such an asshole'

I cannot imagine how this conversation must play out with a character more on davrin's wavelength because for my setup here this was *chef's kiss* perfect. ideal. I'm so glad this dynamic exists it's one of the funniest and most characterization-enriching things that could have happened to me

*there's some insanity going on here where like... I don't think either of them like want to fuck, they're not actually attracted to each other, but they both would fuck each other in a 'go fuck yourself'/'fuck me yourself you coward'/'fine I will see if I don't!!!!'/'oh yeah??? do it then!!!!!' kind of way. the vibes are indescribable and unhinged on both of their parts.

[wheelie-butch]

[thequietsrestricted-discussion]

About to head to sleep, but I'm making this notification now for anyone interested in the tea I post: I plan to make a post once I wake up and have more energy about the drama surrounding TheGreatRouge, who has been called out for problematic art and comic story lines.

For those unaware, as stated in my intro, my views on certain topics are considered rather lenient by most, and definitely outside of the norm for a place like this, however are intentionally set in the middle of the political spectrum, rather than the radical left ideals the chronically online typically hold. I am not perfect, so take anything I say with a grain of salt, however I will be using evidence to back up any claims I make.

Remember, everyone involved is a human being, and thus will always make mistakes. These drama/discourse posts are meant to be informative, not derogatory. Do not attack anyone mentioned in these posts. Thank you, and get ready for some lukewarm tea with a piping hot take to fire it back up.

[lordfreg]

mom said "I would describe you as semi-goth. i say semi because you don't take advantage of asocial boys" and i said there's no asocial boys to take advantage of

[freezybreezyy]

(sol playing pokémon gen 23)

axl: whoa, they still make those?! i remember when the gameboy one came out, all the kids were addicted to it!

sol: did you ever play them?

axl: what? i was like, 20 when it came out. wayyy too old to be playing those games haha.

sol:

axl:

axl: i-i mean, it’s cool that you play still………

sol:

[petruchio]

harry potter is so funny honestly bc ultimately yes it’s just a fairly run of the mill middle grade mystery fantasy series but the thing that really sets it apart isn’t the magic, it’s that it’s a series starring only jocks.

like there was a whole house for the smart kids and not a single one of the main characters was in it. blows my mind that there’s a whole bit in one of the books where harry is gifted a mysterious potentially dangerous enchanted broom while there is a suspected murderer who is thought to be actively trying to assassinate him and when hermione is like idk maybe don’t just immediately use the potentially cursed mystery gift he low key goes ballistic on her bc he cares more about getting to play with cool sports gear more than he cares about, like, being alive. and the book fully supports him in that!! the narration is like, isn’t hermione so crazy for that. she should’ve just let him play with his new sports stuff. how dare she imply that this mysterious object that was given to him from an unknown sender might be tied to the larger plot against harry’s life despite the fact that that’s the main conflict we’re dealing with rn.

idk it’s just so funny to me that hp got such traction with nerds when the entire series is actually just about exploring the question “what if the meathead star athlete of your high school tried to solve mysteries. and also there was magic.”

[duchi-nesten]

speaking of cujo, the first thing danny said upon seeing him in the episode was ‘‘it’s like dash’‘ and i was always like wtf do you mEAN by that, but now im looking at cujo screenshots and im like ‘‘oh yeah no i see it’‘ like i sometimes forget what he actually looks like in canon

by that i mean canon cujo is a jock, tjat is what im getting at, thank you for your attention.

[cosmicheartz]

I should probably be going to bed but I was thinking a lil abt recovery arc Clem and how he has a bit of an identity crisis due to the fact that his depression was a huge part of his personality/identity and in a weird way he found comfort in the misery and now that he’s bettering his mental health that sort of fog/misery funk he’s been in has been clearing up and now Clem is struggling a bit to figure out who he is/wants to be

[moonshynecybin]

you are a whitewater professional, that sounds so cool

it IS cool i DO love it… everybody in my family is like the world’s best kayaker (they fear literally nothing) but i had a bad swim and almost drowned when i was like 12 and decidedly did NOT have that dog in me so i stick to rafting where i can simply swim away if i flip over !

[thequietsrestricted-discussion]

As I think is obvious, the post on Rouge is going to be delayed for a bit while I gather more information on the current state of the situation. The post will still be happening, however. As it stands right now, I'm trying to gather evidence on the claims I'll be making, as well as gathering more points to discuss. Please bear with me as I continue my research into the topic, and have a good day, night, or whatever it is where you are.

Remember, everyone is human, and everyone makes mistakes. This includes you, too. You are loved, you are worthy, and you are important. No matter what.

-Quiet

[einstetic]

just wanted to let everyone know that a friend of mine challenged me to try a dating app for the duration of my vacation

i am absolutely disappointed with myself but i guess i have a tinder profile now