#joanna talks

[deliciousnecks]

wwdits II 5.05

[bluetooththereptile]

I can't ignore this idea

Imagine your yandere being like "Oh my baby is such a cute angel" and bla bla bla and you look like this:

Joanna is my spirit animal😂

[ulrichgebert]

Ein Liebesfilm. Da manche Mädchen einfach nicht von dieser Welt sind, informierte ich mich vorsichtshalber nochmal, wie diese auf Parties korrekt anzusprechen sind. Für Außerirdischen gelten zwar im Prinzip anderere Regeln, welche hier aber keine Verwendung finden, weil die kleinen Punks in Croydon annehmen, so sonderbar wie sie sich benehmen, sind es wohl Amerikaner. Muss als einer der besseren Filme mit Nicole Kidman gewertet werden.

[annie-in-the-real-world]

Why no of course I haven’t stopped thinking about Crisis on Centaurus by Brad Ferguson…the first time Kirk and Bones met…McCoy and his daughter…Uhura in command…Joanna calling Kirk “Uncle Jim”…learning Spock’s a neat freak…Spock wanting to spend time w Kirk on Centaurus… “I think I might like it on the riverbank, Captain”…Spock telling Joanna she does Bones a great honor…Spock thinking to Bones “draw strength from me, if you need it”…no no I’m not crying why do you ask…

[dogbound1128]

Punch Out fandom I got some straight gas comere you're gonna love this this strain is called "WVBA-Mandated all-boxers group stream". Go crazy with you fake scenarios

[thealdersgateoffice]

Catherine Standish being so done with Moira Tregorian.

+ bonus:

[whiteshipnightjar]

Joanna Newsom, Kilby Block Party, May 10, 2024

📸: Jen Vesp

[jewishbarbies]

if you’re one of those people that think katniss would be fighting for palestine in the pro hamas way and be on your side, while simultaneously cheering on the murder of children as long as they’re “the enemy’s” children, you’re gonna wanna re-read those books, bud.

[youngstarfishphilosopher]

More genderbends of the crumps: And putting Jonah in a maid uniform. Alicia seems to like it. 🥰

[aeriondripflame]

my mind has been developing this delusion world in which tywin lannister was the mad king’s sugar baby. aerys was “vain, proud, and changeable, traits that made him easy prey for flatterers and lickspittles” (awoiaf p.190). upon becoming king, he fired his father’s older and wiser hand and named tywin in his place, making tywin the youngest hand in the entire history of the seven kingdoms, but how did we get there?

there were childhood friends. tywin served as a page in court and we know from genna that tywin mistrusted laughter due to hearing too many people laughing at his father. at this point in time, the lannisters were a laughingstock or at least tywin wholeheartedly believed this, so the subsequent friendship he makes with the crown prince thrusts him upwards in status and into higher scrutiny. tywin is the elder, but aerys is the prince. they spend years together with the established dynamic of aerys being the one with power and tywin (albeit his friend) his servant. it is only when tywin dares to step outside this master/servant dynamic aerys has cooked up, that they begin to fall apart.

they go to war together. aerys chooses tywin, a newly made knight, to knight him. this was the war of the ninepenny kings, he could have chosen gerold hightower. he could have chosen roger reyne, or any number of distinguished knights and commanders, but no he chose tywin who had likely just been knighted himself. for added context, during this war tywin’s father stayed at home with his mistress rather than taking to the battlefield. nearly a year later, aerys is crowned and tywin is named hand of the king. as hand of the king, tywin is allowed any expense, any decision, literally allowed to do anything he wants at aerys’ leave (up until their toxic breakup era).

something that always fascinated me within this was why after gaining power of his own merit and name does he make his father’s mistress do a walk of atonement? at first, i believed this to be a way to embarrass his father further from the grave and cement his notoriety. however, right after he forces the walk of atonement, aerys and tywin rule the kingdom from casterly rock for a year (awoiaf p.194). if we believe that tywin has a subconscious or conscious shame in regards to using aerys’ fondness for him (whether you want to see it romantically or not) for seize of power and political gain, the walk of atonement is so interesting as it is a public self-flagellation of a transactional relationship that he himself mirrors. it is after this very act that aerys holds court (and tywin) at casterly rock, the scene of the crime in a sense. here tywin is, like his fathers mistresses in the same very home, flattering and bootlicking the same man for money, influence, and power. it is only after this year in casterly rock where tywin is forced to reconcile with these similarities that their relationship dissolves.

in conclusion, tywin was playing sugar baby to aerys and their relationship soured when tywin decided he wished for power that was truly his own rather than through aerys.

[seeyouonsaturn]

Two's OC x canon ships ship name rankings

Will be updated as I think of more. Some of these guys are impossible to find ship names for. Little fuckers from my brain.

WILL take suggestions!!

OC list can be found in here

Canon ships

Prowlbird [Prowl x Bird] - 5/10. Simple, to the point. Not exactly creative but at least it's very easy to figure out who tf I'm talking about.

Sentrix [Sentinel Prime x Trixie] - 9/10. I love this one. Very aesthetic.

D-Line [D-16 x Skyline] - 4/10. Not very memorable but there wasn't much to work with. It's alright I guess.

Starline [Starscream x Skyline] - 7/10. Not mindblowing but not at all bad either. Mainly exists because Skystar was already taken (looking at Starscream's Sky collection)

Bluenut [Bluescreen x Lugnut] - 11/10. Perfect. No notes. Nothing will ever live up to this.

Wild-Gar [Wildside x Wreck-Gar] - 5/10. Mid as a ship name, pretty cool as a fish 🐟

Ratwire [Ratchet x Livewire] - 8/10. Doesn't really let you know the characters at first glance but it honestly kind of whips.

Bratchet [Briar x Ratchet] - 6/10. What's your OTP? Brat.

Hawhirl [Havoc x Whirl] - 1/10 what even is that. Both of these assholes need better names. Alternative would be Whoc.

Non-Canon Ships

Beeline [Bumblebee x Skyline] - 10/10. They never even interact in canon but every day I wish they did SOLELY because their ship name is such a banger.

Birdbee [TFOne!Bird x B-127] - 8/10. Cute name. Also a nice reference to the birds and the bees.

Live Bee [Bumblebee x Livewire] - 10/10 it's funny as fuck

Shockwire [Shockwave x Livewire] - 9/10. This one kind of fucks honestly.

Live Wasp [Wasp x Livewire] - 10/10. The whiplash of the callback to Live Bee makes it even funnier.

Wild Bee [Wildside x Bumblebee] 8/10 at this point I'm just milking it.

Meganna [Megatron x Joanna] - 6/10. Who is she

Hatchet [Havoc x Ratchet] - 8/10 Good luck finding anything with this as a tag but it's so cool actually.

Blueblitz [Bluescreen x Blitzwing] - 9/10. I'm a Blitzrat truther but the ship name kinda fucks tbh.

Wild Rat [Wildside x Ratchet] - 10/10 I think I'm so funny.

Nameless loser ships

I don't know what the fuck to call these. guys help

Prowl x Ash [all i can come up with is Prash and that sounds kinda ass to me. Cursed be people with one-syllable names]

Knockout x TFP!Galatea [Knockatea? I don't even fucking know man I hate it here]

Smokescreen x Leo [there go the one syllable names again]

Optimus x Briar [just kill me it'll be easier]

[avengerphobic]

whyd he say that

[voltives]

i now fully understand the appeal of joanna gleason's the baker's wife. damn.

[brocktonbay]

getting emotional thinking about AMVs as a form of music sharing in fandom… I didn’t know Gabby’s World before @bug4932’s victoria video and now I get teary-eyed whenever I hear that song come up on shuffle. @rainfrazier and @mtwfishtail have both made collaborative pact playlists as a way to connect with other fans. my favorite comment i’ve ever received was from someone who said their 5 year old made them play shak(er) it before school every morning. people apply meaning to familiar lyrics in ways you’ve never thought of before. we get excited when we hear songs we already know, and we discover and love new genres through the work of other fans online :’)

[sugar-and-pearls]

Christmas time in the Constantine family when in London

[whiteshipnightjar]

Something for the quiz nerds at heart - Joanna Newsom mention on Only Connect