#jkjk...unless?

[eurosleaz]

thinking about him (dave bautista)

[selfshippinglover]

HHeeooheehooheehoohee Actor Mark heeheehee

[ria-starstruck]

did you know it's possible to combine a mullet and a bowlcut? i didn't either until just now when i horribly butchered an oc's hair

[frownyalfred]

"Bruce isn't really Jewish" right but if his kids come up to him and say "B, it hurts when I do this," he just looks at them deadpan and says "Then...don't do that." That's a Jewish king right there.

[hairaimo]

sometimes a situationship is a prophet, her biggest believer and a non believer

[dear-ao3]

i literally look so hot to go to work today and for what. is anyone going to flirt with me? no :/

[genshin-scenarios]

Modern AU with Wanderer: 'flatmates that always bicker' but when it comes down to it, you have eo's backs because you both have familial issues (its complicated).

"If you want me to leave so bad, then I'll just go and--"

It takes less than a second for Wanderer's palm to collide against the wall, blocking you way. "And go where?"

"Home."

"No." You both know that's a horrible idea.

There's a heavy silence in the air as both your tempers simmer. Your gazes lock, and neither of you break eye contact as your glares loosen into exasperation.

"Fine." You cross your arms, stepping back. "But you're on washing duty tonight."

"While you burn the kitchen down?"

"While I make that stupid tea-soup you like so much." You snap. "Or maybe I'll make french toast with ice cream. Your choice."

"I'd rather be poisoned by soup, then."

A packaged rice cracker is thrown at Wanderer's head. He catches it deftly, opening and biting into it obnoxiously loud. He continues: "I'll be done with my assignment by tonight."

"…Which means?"

"I can carry you to the end of that game you suck at."

Hah. You sometimes genuinely wonder to yourself why you've chosen to be flatmates with him for two years, but the way Wanderer subconsciously cleans the table on his way to toss the plastic packaging gives you an inkling why.

You're both dogs with all bark and no bite.

[cawtie]

THEY’RE REAL AAAAAA

[chelbea-art]

My personal onion... This is nothing serious its whatever but I've never been a fan of the "Cedric is Sofias dad" thing. I feel like it undermines their unique friendship in a way. They spend a good amount of time together but its not like Cedric is parental or anything, they feel more.. equal if that makes sense? More importantly Sofia already has two dads that play an important role in her life so adding Ceddy to the mix feels v crowded to me. Any one else feel the same way?

[gert-the-disaster]

soapy water 👾

[littlecrow4]

I’m kissing every FiddleStan shipper on the mouth

Platonically ofc

[22plus15]

think about the non-financial aspects lucy…

think veerrryyyy carefully 🌀🌀🌀…

[frownyalfred]

Every night Alfred reminds Bruce that his no-kill rule includes Bruce too

Alfred: if you accidentally kill yourself you'll break your own rule

Bruce: FUCK

[konoko]

[nyaruelle-art]

Simon Peepaw, my beloved!!! 🥹

(aka me testing out drawing stuff on Krita, I'm still getting used to it, ultimately aiming to switch over from Medibang 🥲)

[ghostysn0w]

I JUST FINISHED WATCHING SEASON 6 OF THE DRAGON PRINCE AND I AM NOT OKAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

FUCK YOU MEAN MY POOKIE WOOKIE MANIPULATOR MALEWIFE AARAVOS HAS A FUCKING DAUGHTER THAT DIED JUST BECAUSE SHE SHOWN MAGIC TO A HUMAN ☹️☹️☹️