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plspslsspsl pls write more Imp!Vega x Pet stuff I am out here starving and licking any crumb on the floor i can find plspsllsspsl tag me palsoslslslslsl /nf /lh
IM JUST A POOR BOY I NEED NO SYMPATH-
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Vega walked down the narrow hall. So much had changed within a few hours. Which had been the goal, but Avior was lamenting. He spoke of meeting with Sovereigns, of making a deal with them. Vega frowned.
There was nothing good about Sovereigns, just as there was nothing entirely bad. But making a deal with them was dangerous. More so than Avior was aware of.
It was something to worry about at another time. He walked the hall until arriving at a door. He would have liked to use magic to keep it sealed. To keep it safe. But if things didn't work out, he needed the door to be able to open. Time to see if they obeyed.
Vega opened the door slowly. He didn't want to startle them. He could already taste their fear through the door. Bitter and burning. Normally he enjoyed the taste, but not from them. Never from them. He stepped into the room, his eyes easily finding the curled up figure on his bed. They had wrapped themself in the blanket he only used when they were with him. He told them that they were the only ones he was willing to surround himself with softness for.
Pet. He said, watching as their eyes pulled up to meet his. They had been crying. He recognize the red puffiness around their eyes, the slight swell to their cheeks. He frowned and moved closer. They rarely made the first move, always waiting obediently to see what he wished from them. Which wasn't usually a problem - preferred, actually - but right now... he could use their touch. No hesitation or reluctance. Not that reluctance had ever been part of the equation.
"Is... Is it over?" They asked, their voice hoarse. How long had they been crying, without his arms holding them? Without the pleasure to accompany the tears? He sighed and sat down next to them.
Nothing is ever over, Pet. But for now, it is over enough. He answered. The room fell quiet and he looked up at the stars kept on the ceiling by his magic. They followed his gaze, chewing on their lip.
"...I watched them." They said, the hoarse voice breaking the quiet. He glanced over at them, a brow arching. "I watched them in case they disappeared. So I would know."
Sweet little thing that they were, watching his magic to know if he would die. He moved a hand, taking their jaw in his grip to turn their face towards him. Tearstained and swollen and too soft for their own good. So much had changed in the past few hours, but that had remained the same. He leaned closer, resting his forehead against theirs. He could see the corners of their lips twitch. A ghost of a smile, like they always did when he touched them.
They brought you comfort then? He asked, and he frowned as they nodded a little. Their nose brushed against his. It was still strange to think that a human took comfort from his magic. He already knew what he had been able to do for them, but this had been different. None of his presence, his body, his voice. Just his magic had brought them comfort in a time of uncertainty and unrest. Good.
"Something's wrong, isn't there?" They said after a moment. Vega's hand left their jaw, tracing down the slope of their neck to their shoulder. Down their arm and moving over to their waist. He tugged them closer, pulling them into his lap, straddling his thighs. They squealed softly as he did so.
Nothing is wrong, Pet. He responded, feeling every year of his age. Every year that so many of his kind forgot. Every year that had been turned into myths and stories to tell for a lesson. His hands trailed to their thighs, feeling the warmth of their skin through the clothing. He kept his forehead against their's, eyes gazing into their vulnerable gaze. Maybe that's part of the problem.
Their nose wrinkled, confusion filling their sweet expression. Of course they would be confused. If nothing was wrong, then of course there wouldn't be a problem.
You change my existence, Pet. He added. It didn't alleviate the confusion, but he wasn't finished either. Then again, he didn't hold much hope for them understanding either. He didn't really want them to understand either, to taint their simple view with the centuries of mistakes he had been privy to. You find comfort where others find fear. You find pleasure where there is pain. You find safety where they only know danger.
They inhaled sharply, pulling from air he would never touch. He could feel their chest expand with the breath, pressing against his own. Their heartbeat in their ribs against his own silence.
"They don't know you then."
#i should make this longer#i want to make this longer#i need to make this longer#but i might cry if i do#jkjk i wont#but this do be pretty#i might turn this into a full fic at some point though#but its against my religion to make a full fic to answer an ask#so thats my bad#anyways enjoy#messy rambles#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted audio#redacted vega#redacted imperium#redacted imp!vega#redacted pet
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being stupid, little dumb maybe
#edit ; click for quality#HAHA I WONT DRAW ANY ZER0FL4K SMUT#hahah…. unless…#jkjk….unless#uh I guess I’ll post the uncensored on pillow fort but it’s not much#my art#borderlands#borderlands 2#borderlands 3#fl4k/zer0#fl4k the beastmaster#zer0 the assassin#tw0f4ng#zer4k
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So Michael Shelley's hiring is hard to pin down. He has a lot of contrary dates attached to him.
Eric mentions him being too young to be hired in a statement Jon guesses around the 80s or 90s or he was hired after Fiona dies which was stated as 2003 but could have happened earlier.
So we have Schrodinger's Michael. He either died in the fire of the Magnus institute since he gets taken by the spiral in 2008, or he never got hired at all and he's just a guy living somewhere horror free. Or a fun third option where he's facing a horror unrelated to the institute.
#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#michael shelley#magpod#probably died in the fire#but i like to think he's drinking tea somewhere and wont be mentioned#jonny filled his quota of michaels last podcast jkjk
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i realized i could read cyrus' adamant insistence that sebastian return to starkhaven as the manifestation of his own secret, selfish desire to leave (escape) kirkwall, because if sebastian went then cyrus would have a noble, selfless reason to follow because it would be duty, not desire, and now the cyrusXseb thoughts are happening againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
#sorry for all the yapping this morning asoijdfawef#cyrus physically incapable of voicing his own needs but increasingly concerned that either this city is going to destroy him#or hes going to destroy himself: hahaha but what if i swore an oath to you /pleading eyes emoji/#hahaaha jkjk but like what if you were my prince and i was your knight#anders wont let me fall on my own sword for him but would you just asking nbd👉👈#hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#i should write smthing about them they make me so unwell#cyrus hawke#i thought they wouldnt work if i tried to get them together after sleeping with anders but now.............................................#cyrusXsebastian
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"semi-hiatus" canceled, i realized tomorrow we are getting state of play about ff7 rebirth and probably getting a demo and i'm going to be annoying about it <3
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so if zedaph, hypothetically betrayed some people on his yellow life before turning red and deciding to mend ties with his old allies, would that make it... a red zed redemption?
haha jokes aside, this is my piece for week 1 of @shepscapades hermit character design challenge! slight blood below the cut:
#zedaphplays#zedaph#mcyt fanart#yes its not sinister enough for a red life BUT it fulfills the other more impt requirement which is show skin#jkjk but yeah 👍#shepshermitdesign23#traffic life#trafficblr#hae did art#yippee finally doing art again!#oh and btw: not doing the same hermit for all bc ofc zed doesnt qualify for week 2#but i am doing a Pattern of sorts#(spoiler: im doing one of the unavailable hermits of each week for the next week)#week 2 is etho (ive alr done it you wont believe how much i want to post it NOW but patience)
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penis >:)
only if it’s girl penis. Otherwise nah.
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hearing chan/people switching languages mid sentences makes me feel so valid
#like whenever i hear someone do it im like. yes. its not just me.#for some reason i get a lot of???#i was gonna say i get a lot of shit but then i was gonna say thats not true but then i realised i do get shit about it from some people rip#but anyways yeah a lot of my friends find it bamboozling so i try not to do it HAHA but hey get used to it or suffer ig 🙄🙄🙄#jkjk ofc i wont purposefully make them suffer BUT yeah idk its.#its one of those things that make me feel like. embarassed to say i do bc given.. idk like given my experiences it sounds like im trying to#brag that i can speak two languages relatively fluently but like. idk/#like especially w my brother -- idk why he gives me so much shit for speaking viet to him like my dude its not like u dont understand#and its not like im doing it to too rub it in ur face anything yknow why do u need to make such a big deal out of me speaking both language#or even /just/ viet 😭😭😭😭#ANYWAYS thats my lil ramble over#kat talks
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So as some of you have probably noticed, I haven't been posting as much. Well, end of year exams crept up, and now I'm studying pretty much all the time lol (my first exam is calculus next wednesday). Because of this, I have been fairly MIA. Of course, not all hope is lost, because I intend to rant angrily about the exams as I have them! So expect those over the next month or so.
#i do exams and cry over them a lot#(<- this is going to be the tag i use so block that if you want)#I only have four exams though so dont worry#i wont be spam posting about it#*me live-blogging the exams like*#jkjk i wont do that. unfortunately
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hey gays guess who has full control over this acct temporarily 🤭🤭🤭🤭 (khadizah @gaygglejuice27)
#jkjk#its like zs gone on holiday n given me the keys so i can water the plants and eat the bread#giggling my ass off#this is so fun i PROMISe i wont post george..#<- my tag x#khadizah house invasion
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the starstruck odyssey adventuring parties r slightly painful to watch tbh bc of every time ppl, mostly specifically brennan, talks about how 'omg heres how this universe is diff from standard fantasy d&d and more like the real world' not bc of the actual content of what he's saying but more as a personal thing it does really irk me to see it keep being talked about as some kind of revelation
idk just as someone who does understand and appreciate traditional story structure but Ultimately finds a more quote, 'realistic' storytelling style more interesting on a lot of levels it's just like aaaaaaaghhh!!!! yea it's cool doing stuff like that!!! ur also making it sound super crazy out there as youre explaining ur personal discovery of it!!!! this isnt news to me this is my personal bread and butter and u are kind of making it sound weird and borderline other-ing from ur perspective!!!! grrrrrrr
#is that a liveblog i see?#salt#and like ik theoretically i Should b like. happy that other ppl find it interesting and exciting and new to explore!#and sowwy but im just bein a bitch abt it. i dontlike the vibes so sorry#this is so super Just A Me Personally thing#and absolutely the reason why i should never write a (fiction) book and why i think i'd be bad at ttrpgs/d&d even though i do wanna play#it's a combination of many things (unsurprisingly) but yea idk i'm just like super duper into super boring stuff#i love it when people are boring and settings are boring bc i like silly little people doing their dumb little routines idk sue me#anyways i could go on for ages but i wont bc i'm so loquacious and also i know that my taste is objectively bad. i'm fine w this#(someone pls enable me (jkjk (unless....)))#(((ok but if anyone Actually does have any interest in what i like in storytelling..... i mean my ask box is open... ok i'll stfu now)))
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fuck all the people who are seeing the mario movie meanwhile i have to go and celebrate easter and watch it a week late. how dare you bring this upon me
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Dont you just love it when an abalone reef rp turns into an Olivine literally fucking torturing you with another tahitian pearl at the solar station.
Yeah that was real fucken surreal.
#gem galaxies#the fucking olivine was lurinh us in too ToT#kept on insultinh him and he would tell me#i will eat you#or#i can eat you#but i wont#rp#like goddamn chill out mad scientist#your wig might fall off#jkjk#it was fun tho lowkey
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just a reminder that in a 2019 report 70% of ALL global carbon output came from just 100 companies https://b8f65cb373b1b7b15feb-c70d8ead6ced550b4d987d7c03fcdd1d.ssl.cf3.rackcdn.com/cms/reports/documents/000/002/327/original/Carbon-Majors-Report-2017.pdf?1499691240
Sorry for the bad photo quality, Tumblr doesn't like posts this long.
#disclaimer i am not legally responsible for any terrorism against these companies#but if you do it i wont hate you#jkjk#...#unless?
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Bells! I love you and your blog. Thank you for posting as much as you do and for keeping us in the loop with your life! 💕
Oh i love you! Thank you for actually wanting to see these dumb posts ahahah 🥰
#im getting less and less time tho#lil man is keeping me busY#just imagine once he starts walking kshflsb#i wont get to do anything omg#jkjk#im not eve leaving this place#❤️#bells got mail
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I mean we can hang and just talk too but i dont want to do that too much
What about once every half year
#i wont fucking speak up about the same thing over and over again if theres nothing in it for me from you anyway#maybe im the problem when ppl (2) end up like this with me#just say you dont like to hang with me that much#theres so much one can do together EVEN if you dont want to talk only IF thats the issue and IF theres a will and want#there r other higher priorities#mine#her#“it doesnt seem like it but youre one of my closest friends” ye it doesnt seem like it#idk how close friends are to you and idk how close i am to you actually#im just feeling insufficient and not enough and ik you keep me at a distance#which i feel is unfair and im jealous#but i dont wanna be entitled or blow up on you like others do tho you treat them the same and or better#which is a kind trait of you#but maybe be kind to yourself too#i dont want to be just another person that demands shit from you and treats you as if they own you#(only in bed kek jkjk)#im fucking jel of her best friend whos in love with her and still gets to be this close cuz its her best friend#and cuz hes no danger to whatever to her and if i was him itd feel like its a r*********** s******** to me without certain things ofc#no wonder he feels entitled and allows himself a lot cuz he can#some things are better not said anyway#its both true that i mightve deserved a slap for sth i said but also that i was just worried and biased
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