#jk there's no what if I'm already doing it HAHA

[ineed-to-sleep]

What if we fell in love and you died LMAOOO what then

[bigbrainbiology]

Doodletober 4

Idk why but Mitsuba's colour is green to me <3

[andy-wm]

AYS Behind the scenes: behind the paywall

Now that the Disney+ episodes are complete (sob), my attention is firmly fixed on my mailbox as I wait impatiently for the AYS photobook and QR code.

I was always going to buy the Jikook photobook, even though I doubt there will be much we haven't already seen in the episodes. But the inclusion of the QR code was the clincher.

I must admit, Hybe locking up the behind the scenes for AYS was not on my bingo sheet.

Making behind/additional clips available on Bangtan TV would have been more in line with their regular MO. We don't generally have to pay for what really amounts to outtakes.

Okay, yes, we have to pay for behind cuts of Run BTS, but the actual episodes are free. With everything else the behind clips are included when you buy the series (I'm thinking of BV, ITS, and concert boxed sets).

In fact I can't think of any other time a behind/ bonus clip hasn't been available to fans who pay for the main content.

Maybe it is because Hybe was only contracted to deliver 8 episodes to Disney+ and the price was fixed. Maybe they saw an easy way to make the series more profitable.

We know they will take any opportunity to lighten our wallets.

But I think there's more to it

Let's talk business:

If Hybe wanted to make money from this, having the sale point directly on Weverse would make more sense. That way anyone could buy it any time without having to buy the photobook as well. Even if they charged just a few $$ for these extra clips, the return could be substantial over time. Long tail products can be very lucrative and Hybe clearly knows this - they have heaps of old footage for sale on Weverse. Since they're hosting the content already, it makes sense to keep that 'buy now' button active and let the dollars trickle in.

So why reduce the potential pool of buyers? Why limit this to those who buy the photobook??

Well, let's consider who is going to buy the photobook?

Who is going to fork out US$28 plus postage for a keepsake of these two on their third honeymoon?

I doubt OT7 ARMYs would buy it. Even ARMYs who bias JM or JK - if they aren't part of the SGMB they probably don't want it either.

Solos sure as hell don't want it - they are probably wishing the whole thing never happened... sucks to be them haha

Who really wants to see these two living their best lives together?

We do!

And by we, I mean Jikook supporters.

People who want to see more of this:

and this

And this

We are the people who will buy this photobook (and probably never look at it more than once, let's be honest)

But let's get back to the topic at hand....

The photobook/behind combo seems like a chicken/egg situation to me.

Which came first - as a concept - the photobook or the behind clips?

Did they decide to offer a photobook, and then think of adding the extra footage to make it more appealing?

Or vice versa?

Did they decide to make the behind clips, and think of the photobook afterwards?

Hard to say, since behind clips have always been a thing and recently Hybe is putting out photobooks for everything.

But I think I have a fair idea

Consider the price point for this photobook - it's the same price as most of the others produced recently: +-US$28.

AYS photobook & behind is the same price as the Photo-Folios, Tae's Type 1 (magazine version) photobook, and the Beyond The Stage photobook

🗣 So they aren't charging any extra for the behind footage?

No, they aren't. They're basically giving it to the buyers of the photobook as a gift.

🗣 Could they be making money off it?

Yes, the could.

Long tail, remember?

Looking at the profit-making potential, it makes WAY more sense for Hybe to offer the behind footage on Weverse for a few meagre dollars and... wait for their ship to come in...

See what I did there? hahahhaha (laughing by myself)

They really aren't making any money off this!

how unlike Hybe...

So why go to the effort of setting up QR codes and putting it behind a paywall? It costs money to host content this way. They are in fact SPENDING money to bring us this footage.

Not only through the hosting costs there are also production costs to consider.

Wouldn't it make more sense to just freely share it with ARMY via Bangtan TV? Or not release it at all?

Yes, it would...

So there's only one logical answer...

Hybe has chosen to make the content available - but also make it just that little bit more difficult to access.

This whole exercise seems to be about releasing additional footage without releasing it to the general public. It's being shared specifically with those of us who support them.

Does that mean we'll see slightly more personal content?

Maybe it's a little more revealing of their undeniable bond and their hot chemistry...?

Whatever they contain, these behind clips are definitely for a limited audience - and purposefully so.

The only reason for it, that I can think of, is to safeguard Jimin and Jungkook from too much scrutiny and criticism - from within the fandom (unfortunately) and outside of it.

We will find out in a few days I guess.

In the meantime, I'm camped out by my mailbox

[bonny-kookoo]

I totally fell in love with Princess ❤️ My heart broke when mc broke down saying she just wants to go home, poor baby must feel so lonely and exhausted 😣

I can already imagine JK being super protective of her. Like say her superior from the company (maybe a manager or something?) is super harsh with her, thinking they're in private, but JK overhears them?

Thank you for writing such wonderful stories, I'm so excited to see how the story unfolds!

I didn't know if it was a drabble request but I'm writing it anyways haha (trigger warning for: food restrictions)

"Since when do you eat those?!" Your manager scolds loudly, and Jungkook can clearly hear the man through the slightly open door. Maybe he forgot that hybrids have heightened hearing- or maybe he thought Jungkook had left the area entirely during his break.

Either way, he doesn't like that tone at all.

"Its just one.." you mumble meekly, which surprised the wolfdog hybrid a lot. Never has he heard you this.. submissive. Like you're trying to pacify the guy.

"One every day, possibly more, we both know you're lying right now!" He yells. "You've gained already, how do you think you'll lose that weight again before the competition?!" He scolds harshly. "All your measurements have to be consistent! We talked about this!" He tells you.

"I'm sorry.." you answer quietly.

"I'm taking those." Jungkook hears a plastic bag rustle. "You're only eating the food staff makes you, am I clear?"

"Yes.." you answer again, noticeably disappointed.

"I'll talk to Jeon, a few more hours of training each day will make that extra weight drop quickly-" He starts before he almost runs straight into the man he's been talking about, who's leaning against the doorframe with a more than dark expression.

"Thats mine." Jungkook nods towards the plastic bag. "I brought it for her to eat."

"She- I.. excuse me but she's on a very strict diet plan." The manager explains a lot more carefully now, voice entirely different. "She has a dietician-"

"Then that dietician will agree with me when I say that she needs a lot more food each day to have enough energy to burn." Jungkook explains, still blocking the doorway, before he holds out his hand, wordlessly.

"Thats not for you to decide." The man denies.

"Then we have no reason to continue working together." Jungkook says, making your eyes widen in the background, panicking. You don't want Jungkook to cut the contract so soon. He said he'll help you, what is he doing?

"...she better work that off until the contest." The man grumbles, pushing the bag into Jungkook's hand before he pushes himself past the wolfdog hybrid, who glares after the man. It's only when you pull on his shirt that he looks down on you, no anger left in his face.

"You didn't have to argue with him." You say. "He's.. always like that. I should've known he'd get angry."

"I don't care." Jungkook denies, walking into the small break room to sit down, slapping the seat next to him. "Now come here and eat. I didn't lie when I said I brought them for you."

"But-" you start, only reluctantly sitting down, though you can't talk more because he's already ripped off a piece of the sweet donut to stuff into your open mouth.

And while you glare at him with stuffed cheeks, he can't help but smile to himself.

You really are all bark and no bite to him.

[star-dust-shark]

PJO characters as dumb things me and my friends ( bonus one with my parents ) have said part two

Will: what's your type?

Nico: you

Will:

Will: that's sweet but I meant blood type

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Percy: oh fuck I'm blue now

Percy: but like actually blue

Percy: like a smurf

Percy: being sad's for idiots lmao

-

Leo: everyone hates me lol

Jason: what am I??? like???

-

Nico: and Axl Rose's real name wasn't Axl Rose

Percy: *crying* STOP

-

Will: easiest way to come out to people is tell them that you listen to coldplay

-

Nico: Im gonna fugging krill myself

Annabeth: krill????

Nico: isn't that like a fish or smth

-

Piper: *knocking on Leo's door* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE

Leo: uh shit uh erm uh

Leo: *moans loudly*

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Will: *joking* we should makeout

Nico: I really wanna

Will: what

Nico: ...

Nico: did I say that out loud

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Piper: *sobbing* why are penises so ugly

-

Annabeth: math is weirdly calming to me sometimes ngl

Annabeth: *flips page over to read massive paragraphs of words*

Annabeth: *bursts into tears*

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Will: I just had to help hatch a baby chick

Will:

Will: I'm waiting for applause it was so gross

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Will: if you drink the water I'll give you a forehead smooch

Nico: *glances at water, thinking*

Nico: nah you wanna give me one anyway

Will: gods dammit

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Rachel: *GASP* MY SKETCHBOOK

Rachel: MY BABY

Rachel: *kisses it*

-

Hazel: ugh I want someone to fuck me

Hazel: hahah jk that shit's nasty

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Piper: yeah I've noticed after watching you for a bit that you smile whenever Nico messages

Will: aww that's so swee-

Will: wait why are you watching me

Piper: *stares into his soul*

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Nico: I miss you

Nico: *replies an hour later* that was a moment of weakness fuck you

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Will: what if I say "darling" in a seductive voice

Nico: no

Will: u sure?

Nico: I ahdiamdveip dnsjhbksahcblaiwcbjsd-

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Will: like at first I wanted to be you but then I realized that there's a diffrence between wanting to "be you" and wanting to "be on you"

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Percy: I'm depressed

Percy: ...

Percy: WAIT I HAVE COOKIES NVM

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Will: wtf are hickeys??

Will: I'm an experimental learner btw

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Leo: omg guys look the guitar strings made my finger darker

Leo: *looks at finger* do you like watermelon, sir?

Will: you are so close to being hit in the head

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Frank: *points* haha you've been fingered

Hazel:

Hazel: love... no

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Thalia: OMG IM GONNA BE BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS RYAN GULDEMOND

Reyna: technically you already are

Thalia: *passes out*

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Octavian: ugh I'm so single

Nico: *sighs* me too

Nico:

Nico: WAIT I CANT SAY THAT ANYMORE

Nico: FUCK YEEEEEEEEAH *smashes table*

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Annabeth: what's ur favourite animal I'm gonna buy you something

Percy: shark but don't waste your money

Annabeth: but my parents told me to spend it on something important

Percy:

Percy: *cries*

-

Will: I'm autism!!

Will: *turns to Nico, wiggle eyebrows* I could be in you

Nico: tism rizz????

-

Frank: I love these drama videos

Reyna: *massive bags under her eyes* why do you want more drama wtf

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Jason: honestly scared to sit on the edges of chairs at my trans boyfriend's house

-

Percy: *over text* jason are you gay for me

Jason:

Jason:

Jason:

Jason: no gtg

Percy: he's hiding something

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Piper: don't mean to be heterophobic but why is straight porn so gross

Nico: agreed gay porn is much better

Piper: IM SORRY WHAT

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Percy: are there any not cool lesbians

Reyna: I mean they probably exsist

Annabeth: no

-

Leo: *sighs sadly* cock and ball torture

-

Will: guys I learnt how to play my favourite song on guitar *starts playing good lookin by dixon dallas*

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Leo: *playing adopt me*

Leo: chat chat guess what I'm on acid

Percy: KARMA'S A BITCH

Percy: I SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER

Leo: wait since when do you play adopt me

Percy:

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Reyna: yk those yummy smelling shampoos

Nico: yea

Reyna: well I went to walmart and thought I found some and started smelling it but this lady was giving me weird looks

Nico: oh?

Reyna: yeah

Reyna: so uh

Reyna: it was lube

-

Will: hey bbg *winks*

Nico: I will slam you down and makeout with you right now

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Percy: hi

Jason: hi

*leaves swirl around them*

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Leo: don't mind me just massaging my clit

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Leo: NICO GET UR GYAT OVER HERE

Nico: WHAT????

Leo: *points* HOMOSEXUAL TENDANCIES

Nico: WHAT DID U SAY

Leo: HOMOSEXUAL TENDANCIES

Nico: OH

Nico: I HEARD SEXUAL TENDANCIES

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Leo: *singing* coked up dick sucking hoe?

Jason: *walks in*

Jason:

Leo: oh haiiii

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Leo: how does it feel to be Draco Malfoy

Jason: idk how does it feel to be tweek

Leo: idk pretty good

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Reyna: you don't deserve it

Percy: yeah I do

Percy: I've been a good boy

Percy:

Percy: jesus I just turned myself on wtf

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Leo: *in sad voice* I'm a cheeseburger

Jason: a sexy little cheeseburger

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Will: *gets text from Nico*

Annabeth: SIMP

Will: ???

Annabeth: YOU SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPP *has siezure*

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Will: darling

Nico: *throws phone, screams into pillow, face red* I hate that man

anyway part three will cum ( pun intended )

thanks to @crowwolf8 @justagremlinoncaffeine @localcosplaymushroom @secret-mewtwo and my om and dad for being inspiring an shit

[burningcheese-merchant]

Little thank-you post!

I have over 100 followers now! Don't really know why any of you are here, I am not funny nor am I interesting, nor do I actually post anything cool lol. But regardless, I'm really grateful for you guys and for your support! (As well as all the anons that reach out to me! Thank you to you all, as well! I enjoy when people actually talk to me, nobody wants to feel like they're rambling into a void lol)

As a sort of mediocre, I'm sorry thank-you, I want to outline what I've got in store for you all next:

Gonna release the BurningCheese playlist soon, it's over 30 songs long now lol. I want you all to jam with me. Rock out to the BurningCheese vibe. (And send me more song recommendations if you want, a lot of what I have now is thanks to homies making suggestions)

PART 2 OF "Mine Forever More" IS COMING VERY SOON! Now that I've played through episode 6 (and had a massive meltdown because BURNINGCHEESE IS CANON OMG /jk), I know what I want to do for the story now. Expect it to be posted within the next day or two! (And also look forward to more short stories, I have a lot planned)

Remember those BurningCheese fankids I've mentioned more than once before? Get excited, you're gonna see and hear about them again soon 👀👀👀

I've gotten asks about my "Reformed Beasts AU" that I've been tinkering with. I promise there will be a masterpost on the subject in the future. I kind of want to iron out my thoughts on the Beasts in general first, and how I headcanon their corruptions (like that "a thought about Burning Spice" post I made). Will probably write about Shadow Milk next, or maybe Silent Salt (I've made up a whole ass character for this guy that I've gotten attached to already lol)

I know I have a bunch of asks in my inbox I still need to answer. I'm sorry for the delay, I promise I will get to you all. I inhabit the real world and have real-world responsibilities like everyone else, unfortunately haha

Gonna remind you all again that my AO3 username is sleeping_mouse_1011, because people have asked me that, too. Do be careful, a lot of my works are NSFW to some degree (that's where I indulge in Yandere Spice lol). I encourage minors to stay here and enjoy my SFW stories instead.

Got a bunch of meme edits to make now, hope those make you laugh. I gotta cope with having no artistic talent somehow

I have thoughts and headcanons I'd love to share about other characters and ships besides Burning Simp and Pretty Cheese Lady lol. I'm actually NOT entirely insane, I am capable of rational discussion about things other than BurningCheese, I swear

Thanks again to everyone who takes the time to rifle through my nonsense posts and read my stories. It really means a lot to me that my works bring people joy. I know I'm still just some nobody on here, but even so. I hope I somehow manage to put a smile on your face. Even if it's more at my own expense than anything else.

That's all from me for now. Merchant out. Later, haters

[luminouslywriting]

Can I have a headcannons of bob, like you breaking up with them?

A/N: I rise from the dead to grace you all with my presence, a small gift, and my love. Gif is not mine and belongs to swiftzeldas btw! As a reminder, my requests are open and I am going to be working on them on the weekends now that my midterms are over!

Dick Winters:

-This goes surprisingly well? Like, he takes it like a champ and I can't explain it. The man is as respectful and understanding as they come.

-Probably leads to a very heartfelt conversation between the two of you

-Depending on the severity or reason of the breakup, he might cry tbh

Lewis Nixon:

-Doesn't take it well but also isn't that surprised?

-He's probably drinking as you break up with him and already trying to figure out how to drown his sorrows.

-Definitely someone who says something hurtful in the moment and then regrets it for years to come.

Ronald Speirs:

-Is scarily silent for a hot minute

-Listens to all of your reasons and depending on if he feels like the relationship can be salvaged, he'll probably just respond with a "no." Also alternatively might try to distract you with a makeout session in order to stop the breakup convo.

-However—if it's not worth fighting for, he'll probably just take it like a man and move on.

Buck Compton:

-Listens very carefully to your reasons why and probably asks a few questions of his own

-He's out here trying to come up with a compromise or something to make things better

-Probably holds onto a picture of you for a long time after the breakup.

Carwood Lipton:

-The most amicable of the breakups sans Winters

-He knows it's coming for a while and can feel it when you want to talk—he's been emotionally prepping for days or weeks

-Probably hugs you as you part ways and genuinely well-wishes you for the future

Joseph Liebgott:

-This is an argument—it's not gonna go over well. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a fair amount of back and forth.

-He's gonna guilt trip you just a little bit

-Overall, it's an emotional affair trying to break up with him

Donald Malarkey:

-A sweetheart about the entire thing—listens, takes his time to understand your pov

-Really just wants the best for you and knows that you two being together isn't a good thing

-Probably the type of guy that you remain friends with after a breakup tbh

Eguene Roe:

-Literally gives you the biggest puppy dog eyes and I'm sorry, but it's that gif from Shrek 2 where Puss in Boots is giving the eyes

-Jk, he's actual pretty quiet the entire time and is just trying to figure out where things went wrong

-It feels like a one-sided conversation, unfortunately

Bill Guarnere:

-Talks a lot over you, tries to talk to you, and with you—but it's rough

-He just wants to understand where or why things went wrong and what he can do better

-Don't worry, he's very respectful and understanding of the whole thing though

Joe Toye:

-Silently listens the entire time with an unreadable expression until the very end

-At which point, he's going to give his 2 cents about the entire thing, respectfully, i might add

-Probably keeps in contact with your mom or your dad weirdly enough haha

George Luz:

-Literally crushed when you tell him you want to break up

-Promises he'll do better and be better for you, that he'll give you grand gestures and the whole nine yards

-Has a rough time moving on after the breakup for sure

[mamieishere]

Trapped?

MDNI

disclaimer : unprotected sex, spoiled cockwarning, CNC, cockwarning, romantic?, creampie, missionnary, breeding, female reader, very short dabble jk it's always too long haha, no name mentioned

You loved winter! snow, low temperatures, fire in the fireplace, hot chocolate and one thing over all : every tiny thing is the best excuse to glue your boyfriend. Clingy? No, not really but a cuddle bear and tonight was no exception.

- "Baby?... Yaaaaa my loooooove", you singsong. He looked at you, tired from work but amused by your childish winter behavior. "It's so cold. Look! There's snow outside!", you pointed at the window. He didn't say a world and opened his arms, welcoming you close to his warmth. You crawled onto the big couch, sneaking under the plaid. You faintly fell asleep, your head on his torso.

An hour became two and he started to feel it. His crotch grew in his pants and you were half layed on him.

- "My sweet cuddly girl", he whispered, "I love you so much...". He moved your sleeping state from his lap and layed you on the sofa's meridian part.

The both of you had given consent to each other to use the other while sleeping. It wasn't the first time this happened, but this was different. You stopped taking the pill a few weeks ago and your body tried to get back to normal by itself, with the result of you being more needy. He carefully stripped your pyjama, spread your legs and slided in.

- "I'm so sorry angel, I just need your wet walls around me.", he blowed gently in your ears and you moaned. "God, you are hot". What's supposed to be a simple cockwarming nap turned into vanilla sex. "Shit babe, Y/N, you're so pretty, so warm, so kind, so.... mine", he cooed.

Full, hot and needy. Here you were when you woke up to your our mouth unable to contain the moans falling from it.

- "Huh?... Bab-aw, baby, what ar-?", you tried to speak. He immediately kissed you, engulfing your words and silent blows.

- "Ssssh... Enjoy me darling, feel it. Feel the way I'm moving in you. I'll make a mother of you. You are already the love of my life, let me make the mother of my children. Take it baby, please...", his mouth was running of a marathon.

You nodded, you wanted it too. You wanted to give him the babiest child of the world. Your walls clenched around his cock. He felt you on the edge to cum. He slipped a finger to your clit, drawing lazy circles. You cum, yes. No cry, no scream, no tears, no shaking. It was a different kind of enjoyment, the biggest heat wave you've ever had. Your all body was an incandescent flame, so that the fire seemed very pale.

Then, he painted your walls white in longs, angry sprayed of sperm. He kept pushing. It was supposed to stick, it will do. To fullyfile the chances he stayed bottomed out.

- "I love Y/N. I love you so fucking much. I love you, I love you..."

[lamnwar]

KNB boys getting caught with their s/o? Specifically Kagami, Kise and Aomine.

getting caught doing what hm? 🤨 jk jk!! that's a very fun request I really enjoyed writing these hcs so thanks for the request babe 💕💕 (also sorry took me so long but coming from me are we surprised lmao)

MDNI 18+

GETTING CAUGHT // KNB Headcanons

Context: what if you and your boyfriend get caught in action, huh? All characters are aged-up for plot purposes (18+).

Pairings: Kagami + Kise + Aomine x gn! Reader

Warnings: nsfw (obviously 😭)! mention of sex (penetrative and oral), exhibitionism, public sex (kinda), more crack than sexy tbh but still!

KAGAMI

Ok first, let's preface by saying that it really is not like Taiga to take the risk of having sex when he knows you guys might get caught

He really tries his best to conceal his needs till you can find a place with enough intimacy to proceed

But sometimes, he really can't help it, you know?

And it's kinda on you for tempting him too! You know the guy gets riled up easily so maybe you did it on purpose now... didn't you?

(In other words, it's a 100% your fault oops)

Anyways, long story short, you got him so turned on that he had no choice but to drag you to the closest room with the very clear intent of being burried deep inside you

He's midway through restlessly thrusting into your tight little hole and he's so lost on the feeling that he doesn't even realize how loud the both of you are

There could be a whole party going down, y'all would still be heard

And it doesn't take long for someone to walk in on you bend forward, Kagami's fat cock drilling into you with so much fervour

Neither of you realizes that someone's there till they make themselves heard

A string of "oh my fucking god, I'm so sorry!!" getting the both of you to look at the door with wide eyes

And Kagami is so stunned on the moment to even think

Under the surprise, his first reflex is to hide his dick completely inside you, getting a surprised yelp out of your mouth

And when it hits that you guys got caught, he goes flushed red

Given that the person catching you isn't a perv, they close the door rapidly after but Kagami is still under total shock

He doesn't move for a while, and you have to bring him back to Earth

So here you are, Taiga's dick deep in your guts, trying to move to get him to react or something

"Uh... Taiga? What-"

When he finally snaps out of it, he hurrily gets out of you, quite to your displeasure though

And it's when you grab him and pull him back to you that he realizes that you have no intention to stop, despite getting caught

"They already know anyways, doesn't change a thing"

KISE

Definitely the one that got you in that situation in the first place

LISTEN there's no way he's not gonna use his charms to get you to follow him in his ministrations

So he just had to bat his pretty eyelashes and tell you the right words for you to accept the position you're currently in

Meaning split in half by Kise, as he lets out the prettiest moans ever, like there's not a whole crowd on the over side of the wall

It doesn't take long for people to notice what you two are doing

But that doesn't stop Kise, oh no haha

He's a showman of sorts, so it doesn't bother him that to the surrounding, it is clear as day that he's fucking you senseless

Only when someone actually shows up to tell you to stop does he care

And not because he minds being seen in such position

Mainly because you seem very embarrassed that you've got caught

Kise would argue that you are at your hottest when your face's flushed, hair disheveled, body contorsioned to accomodate him in between your thighs, but that's Kise's very biased opinion

To a stranger, it's a rather scandalous sight so it's very likely that you'll hate being in such predicament

Lucky for you, Kise talks the way out of trouble for the two of you

But you still urge him to leave the place and go to somewhere we're it's actually acceptable to have sex

(He loves you so much and is so needy for you though, he can't even stand the drive back home, he'll go back deep into you in the car itself <3)

AOMINE

Alright for this one, if you're wondering how you ended up having public sex, the answer is rather simple

Daiki and you are just super horny and can't keep it in your pants (sorry 😔)

It's really in the heat of the moment y'all figured that nothing mattered

Not even the fact that you're giving him head in a very public space

He's just so tempting, you know!!

And he's been looking at your lips for the past hour, so you should have known that he'd end up begging for you to suck his dick

So you just found the first place where you could get on your knees and didn't hesitate twice before getting him out of his pants

Now here you are, sloppily giving him the best head of his life with a bunch of strangers around

I'd like to say that neither of you are exhibitionist but this situation is somewhat super hot

(Again, y'all are just super horny)

Anyways, doesn't take long for you two to get caught and nearly cause a heart attack to whoever sees you

Thing is!! Aomine has no intention to stop

You neither, by the way

You're both on a mission to make him cum so you're not stopping

Instead, you pick up the pace, till he finally snaps and cum down your throat

Swallowing it all because you shouldn't leave any trace!

Once that's done, you do apologize to your surrounding

Takes a couple of hours for you two to realize what you've done and that it's lowkey a public offense

Promise that it won't happen again but Aomine really can't help wanting you anytime and anywhere :)

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Oklahoma Fursecution

Franz Kafka: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the guy who turned into a cockroach Steven Boyett: god i wish we were in oklahoma Boyett: they wouldn't tolerate this degeneracy Boyett: this perversity Boyett: this Boyett: this furversion

Poe: what? what's happening in oklahoma? Boyett: oh haven't you heard? Boyett: the good patriots of oklahoma are gonna make furries illegal

Boyett: furries will be illegal in oklahoma! Boyett: any kid caught pretending to be an animal will be arrested by animal control! Boyett: this is the greatest day of my life! Boyett: at least since the something awful lolocaust! Boyett: yiff in hell, skunkfuckers!!

Boyett: we'll finally be free of the scourge of furry! Boyett: no more big titty vixens! Boyett: no more twink rabbits! Boyett: no more comics where a ditzy genie accidentally misinterprets your wish and turns you into a sexy horse girl! Boyett: and no more fucking protogens!!!

Poe: steve i don't think this law is going to pass Poe: it sounds like another long shot power grab capitalizing on a moral panic Boyett: shut up! Boyett: shut up!!! Frank Belknap Long: [arriving, breathless] friends i have terrible bone-chilling news Poe: we already heard, frank

Long: this is blatant fursecution Barker: haha sure i Barker: wait a second Barker: wow, he's Barker: he's right Barker: jesus christ i can't believe he's right Barker: they finally did it Barker: they made fursecution real

Long: this can't be allowed to stand! Long: this fursecution won't just affect me Long: but every protogen, every sergal, every chakat Long: it's a real problem!!

Boyett: furry will be illegal! Boyett: that means none of this tf bullshit, franz!! Kafka: b-but Long: now steve everyone knows that cockroaches don't count Boyett: yes they fucking do! Boyett: it's still anthro!

Long: no no Long: it's not furry unless it's hot Boyett: what the Long: that's just science Barker: yeah that scans

Poe: what's this all about? Barker: they crossed the book-banning moral panic with the anti-trans moral panic Barker: to declare war on the limitless reaches of a child's imagination Poe: do you think joanne knows Barker: oh i'm sure she's keeping her ear to the ground

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: what newsss from america Allison Bailey: great news dark lord! Bailey: oklahoma is going to ban furries Rowling: good, good- Rowling: i mean wait Rowling: what?

Rowling: foolsss!!! blundering nincompoopsss!! Rowling: we've tried the furry moral panic before Rowling: like literally 5 timesss Rowling: that dog won't hunt!!

Bailey: oh but this time Bailey: this time will be different, dark lord! Rowling: no it won't! Rowling: not even americanss will fall for that litter box sscam!

Bailey: our terf deatheaters had so much success outlawing trans kids Bailey: we thought we'd extend the moral panic to furries too Bailey: this time, we can't fail! Rowling: see that you don't! Rowling: we must win the war against the limitless reaches of a child's imagination!!

Rowling: and then Rowling: when imagination iss illegal Rowling: when playing pretend is banned Rowling: when whimsssy is prohibited Rowling: the children will have to turn to the one form of entertainment ssstill legal! Rowling: Hogwart'sss Legacy!!!

[akookminsupporter]

Hi Rosie! If some people are pissed off whenever the yearly memories dvd comes out, I'm pretty sure they're going to be fucking foaming at the mouth when AYS comes out. The first 2 eps being an hour long? We can assume the next 6 eps would be, too. And if those 3 behinds have the same length, it'll be a total of 11 hours. 11! Imagine how many clips you can do with that?

Hours and hours of jikook? And I can rewatch them jikooking?? And wdym one minute in the ep and they're already so boyfriend?? Glued to the hip?? Where is that meme of Hobi with ponytail jikook in the background, JK caging in Jimin, with the caption, "Is this allowed?" That meme never gets old. 😭

PS Still trying to be hopeful with an OST, please

Oh, the haters are NOT GOING TO RUIN THIS FOR ME. Starting from the 8th of August, I don’t want to know or care about what they think or what they are saying. Their bitterness is not my problem. It never has been. From the 8th of August, I will only be interested in talking about positive things regarding the show. Of course, I will continue to block and report those who deserve it, but nothing more.

I don’t think the behind-the-scenes will be very long, maybe they will be longer than what we are used to. Although, I wouldn't mind if they are just as long as the episodes, haha.

The excitement grows more each day, and that thread didn’t help, haha.

[moochii-daisies]

Summary: The whole house is kickin' a nasty habit, but some are struggling more than others. After being "banned" for their antics and left with a bag of lollipops to cope, MC and Yoongi have ample time to declare the winner of their "biggest menace" challenge.

Length: 4.3k words

Warnings-Content Contains: 18+, Cussing, wolf-biting, smoking mention, tbh MC and Yoongi are switch-y dramatic gremlins and i'm not sorry (i'm sorry), spit mention? (that's new to me), idk yoongi has a lollipop, good luck xoxo

Sidenotes: holy shit this was so fun to write!! i had jolly good fun (then got possessed) ok i hope you enjoy if you read it and thank you if you do <3 also, thank you so much @jung-koook for the kindness + permission + inspiration w this incredible gif - it's the entire reason i wrote the scene w mc + jk + yoongi haha (p.s. appreciate gif makers pls and i highly recommend checkin' out their page if you haven't already)

JAF Notes: "Egg" is a nickname for "Golden Egg" (Jin calls JK and MC this), "Nin" is one of Jin's nicknames ("Ninnie" is another that Yoongi hates) You wanna read Tae's "Rain and Mistletoe" song?

Up next: Tae, "The Knife Night" --> Coming soon.

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     The look on Yoongi's face had - really - started to piss me off. 

He looked -

     Pleased as punch.

     Swell, even.

     Just peachy fuckin' keen.

As if we were out there together by choice.

     I squinted at him with a scrupulous stare.

     "Did you get to choose what flavor? After bein' sucha good boy?" He rolled his eyes to look at me,  unimpressed with my attempt to taunt him.

     Didn't even lift his head up to do it either. Just raised both eyebrows with a face that said, "c'mon, you could do better".

     Goddammit.

I was already pissy. Would it have hurt? To show some solidarity? We were in this as a team...in a way.

     Instead of trying with words, I bounced a heel off the wooden floor of the front porch. Making a repeated, loud, and annoying, 'thunk'.

Yoongi was leaned back against the cushions - legs spread, arms crossed - and completely ignoring me.

Thunk.

Thunk.

.......

THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK  THUNK -

     Twitch.

As Yoongi tried not to smile, the paper-white stick poking out of his closed lips wiggled.

     I was trying to disintegrate an identical stick with just my grip strength.

     The silence after my thunking was brief. Broken by a small 'pop', as Yoongi pulled a bright blue lollipop out of his mouth. He twirled it around in front of my face and "Round 1 Winner: Yoongi" gleamed in his smile before it became a side-smirk.

    

     I went with an expression that I hoped said: "Rage has morphed me into a weapon.".

     But we knew each other way too well. If I could go more than two words without saying some form of "fuck"- I wasn't Major Mad and if I wasn't on the verge of tears (or totally shut down) then it wasn't Super Serious. Which meant that the look I gave just made him chuckle, and look away.

     He gazed off into the distance like he was thinking of something very deep. Like, how to push every single button I had - for example. I could envision the thought bubble above his head so clearly it almost felt real.

     Yoongi - Rascal Mode (Level 3): It's Fun to be Dramatic and Annoying.

One big sigh.

     Then he turned to me looking perplexed, or, like he did when he cut onions without any eye protection.

     "Yeeeeeeeeeee-up."

Yoongi drew out the e and popped the p as loud as he could - completely deadpan. The sound ricocheted around in my brain and I felt a calmness settle over me.

     Personal Rascal Mode (Level 4): In the Zen Garden. Incapable of being disturbed.

     All right Min Yoongi, two can play at that game.

     I locked eyes with him, and gathered all the moisture in my mouth before slurping on my own lollipop. He wasn't bothered by mouth noises too badly, in general, but wet mouth sounds (outside of specific contexts) bothered him Immensely.

     Because, and I quote, "It's too wet.".

It was the perfect plan.

      However, it didn't occur to me at the time that:

- drooling and

- going to town on a lollipop,

could be taken as anything else but an annoyance.

     Trying not to get too proud of myself, I snuck a glimpse at Yoongi expecting to see disgust, annoyance, anger or even boredom. But I was met with shock, and a shy smile that was terrible at hiding instead. Premature pride was melted down into green-apple flavored confusion.

     Yoongi did look impressed though, at least for a second, until he turned to lightly tap his knuckles against the window behind us.

     They were muffled, but five (overlapping) voices started up in response to the sound.

   The laugh under Yoongi's breath came to an abrupt halt as I moved to wipe my mouth dry. My hand was caught by the wrist, there was the smallest tap of hard candy against teeth, and then Yoongi's thumb was gliding across my bottom lip.

     The fingers he had curled under my chin kept me steady.

     Back and forth, two times each way.

Smooth, sweet and still too wet to be sticky.

     Hypnotizing.

The gaze aimed at my lips was one bead of honey, suspended on the edge and close enough to taste.

     With the pad of his thumb, he wiped off what was left and pressed it to his mouth. Slightly parted lips and the dart of a pink tongue kissed the rest away. Two onyx stones sparkled, watching me watch him. Daring me to take a step further.

     I forgot why we were out there at all.

     "Told you! I. Told you. I told. You so." Jimin gloated out the front door as the five others joined us.

     "We're cutting back or quitting, as a HOUSEHOLD you two! This is TEARING US APART!" Tae was unusually (but understandably) short-tempered. The crazy straw in his mouth - that replaced his smoking habit-  had a toothpick umbrella taped to the end of it. His "Rain Instead of Mistletoe" (aka "The Umbrella Song") came to mind at the sight of it and I almost started to sing it to him. But Jimin Despised the umbrella phase with an almost maniacal passion.

     I can't say I didn't consider it though.

     Okay. So, yeah- as a household, we decided to collectively cut back or quit smoking entirely. And no, we didn't think at all about what that would actually be like.

     Yoongi, Jungkook and Namjoon had actually asked for a house meeting and arrived as a unit (held together through linked arms) about a week after it was brought up. In a clearly rehearsed speech, they informed us that they would only be cutting back. Because they could make their own decisions. And that they would not be taking questions.

     I knew what Tae was talking about (he didn't like the division among us), but I looked at Jimin - confused. His baby cotton-candy pink hair was swept back from his forehead and both eyebrows skyrocketed to make his eyes as wide as possible in response.

     "I told them. That you'd do something sexual. Unknowingly. And that it'd be the only way to get you to try the lollipop method." He spoke in staccato phrases.

Oops.

     Shiny, bright green glistened in my hand. Well, I felt less resistant to it now.

     Jimin didn't care about my response. Instead - a hand crinkled into his bag of coping candy and he sank into the couch between Yoongi and I. His favorites were the ones shaped like bracelets and necklaces. He'd even stained his forehead pink, blue and green once from trying to wear one like a crown which, coincidentally, inspired the change in hair color. After finding the last four (and with an alarming speed), he ripped the plastic off of one with his teeth and kept it in his mouth while sliding it onto a wrist.

     It dangled from the corner of his lips as he spoke. "I can't even enjoy my victory properly though, and do you know why? It's cause you two got GROUNDED at your big age. Unbelieva- okay no, totally believable actually. We need 47 bags of this, I'ma go to the store.".

     Tae swatted at me with the sleeves of his giant cardigan and grumbled about my being "banished to the outside world". Turning a nose up at my attempted response, he stomped after Jimin the entire way to the car.

     Okay look, we weren't really grounded or banished. Per se.

     But Yoongi and I were handling it the worst.

     We found him passed out multiple times on the front porch, trying to sneak them late at night (+3 burn holes in couch). And he was changing clothes so much to hide the smell that he started buying more with, "all the money he was saving from cutting back". When he didn't sneak any, he'd get so surly that we could feel the dark cloud that surrounded him, anywhere he went.

     And although Jungkook's competitiveness was helping him stay stronger than most of us, generally, he could Not say no if I asked him. And I was not strong enough, Not to ask him.

     After everyone realized JK's weakness, I started squatting down behind whichever car of ours was parked out on the street. Sneaking a couple puffs at the random times I could. It worked until Jin caught me, and snatched the last one I had out of my hands.

     I glowered at him as he ripped the paper, dumping the tobacco into his pipe.

     "The hypocrisy is truly astounding." I was dry with my comment, and then huffy as he flicked his lighter. A little too huffy.

     Jin lifted one arm so his pipe was up in the air above us, and the smoke lifted with it. In order to stop me from getting too close he simply...- he just covered my whole damn face with his hand.

     "Sorry Egg. It doesn't count in a pipe." Was the response he went with, and it had us bickering the entire way back to the house.

     A few days after that incident, Yoongi convinced Jin to go to a casino (so they could drink and smoke, "in a natural environment") and they did Not come home winners that evening. A final straw of sorts.

     It was that same night that Yoongs and I were "banished" to the porch at home (because we would argue so much) and "grounded" to sleeping on the living room couch. I wasn't allowed to be alone with Jungkook, and Yoongi wasn't allowed to be alone period (if we weren't at work).

    

     We were going into the second week of this arrangement at this point.

     With Jimin and Tae's absence, Jungkook flicked his lip rings with his tongue and got antsy. The second time we glanced at each other, almost broke us both. We'd spent years sleeping together most nights and the smidge of distance was excruciating. And we almost got bold enough to go for it, but Hobi pinched him on the back of the arm and gave a stern waggle of his finger at me - tugging JK out of sight. Namjoon looked a bit confused at being the last one left. He didn't say anything as he looked around in a stoned daze. Just gave us a small wave and dimpled smile, then stepped back inside.

     "Your puppy's upset," Yoongi snorted once we were alone, "Wait fuck that, hang on, why were you so against the lollipop method anyways?".

     The question hung in the air while I stared at my hands. Because in truth, I wasn't against it at all. My compulsive habit of biting at the skin around my fingers just replaced smoking. Like going back to a default setting. It happened every time I (tried to) quit.

      "Didja know they call it wolf biting sometimes because wolves will bite themselves when they're frustrated?" I hadn't responded to Yoongi out-loud and realized he was talking to my hands. Reflexively scrunching them underneath my thighs as he spoke.

     "Maybe wolves are obsessive-compulsive too." Got a smile and exhaled laugh out of him.

     "Do they hurt?" Got a grimace out of me.

     I swirled my tongue and covered it with sour apple.

     "Sure. When they bleed and stuff. I mean, I dunno, skin is definitely supposed to be there." I tuned myself out as I talked, anticipating one of the typical responses.

     "Lemme see." It was murmured low and in a gentle tone, but it definitely wasn't a question. Nor was it a typical response.

C-r-u-n-c-h.

     Sweet shards crushed between my teeth until the stick was clamped between them. I waited for an answer that wasn't "okay" to come to mind while he propped an elbow up on the arm of the couch. Resting his head on his hand with a patient smile.

     I marveled at his handsomeness initially, but my stubbornness flared when I realized that he already knew exactly what I was gonna do. And that he was waiting for me to stop denying it.

     The paper around the lollipop stick was getting soft to bite so I reached up a hand absentmindedly, to pull it out of my mouth.

     I personally believed that Yoongi played down how incredible his reflexes actually were at all times. And that he kept a certain level of speed and strength on reserve for when he really wanted to use it.

     Because I didn't even see him reach out to grab my arm.

     Shock may have been the reason for it, but when he opened his other hand toward me, I placed my free one in it without question. A smile tugged on the left side of his mouth.

     The "good girl" he murmured tried to send me over the edge completely, but the co-occurring inspection of my hands was keeping me rigidly in place. Frozen, with cheeks burning hot enough to steam.

     His fingers were long enough, and palms wide enough that he could cradle a hand in one of his own to look at the damage I'd done. Looking closely at each finger with a focused pout and knitted eyebrows.

     "Aren't you gonna tell me it's a gross and really terrible habit that I should quit?" It was making it difficult to breathe. To have him hold them so carefully.

     Sniffing in a sharp inhale, Yoongi set my hands in my lap with a squeeze.

     "Why? Are you doing it on purpose? Be right back." Was all he said before slipping behind the front door.

     I sat in a stunned silence until Yoongi returned with a lunchbox and bewildered Jungkook.

     The "wtf" looks we shot at each other went unanswered, and Jungkook let himself be (gently) pushed onto the couch next to me before Yoongi crouched down in front of us.

     "Hands." Was all that came out in his deep, calm voice.

     The tips of Jungkook's ears turned red and so did the tops of my cheeks. But we both put our hands on our knees obediently. Trying not to fidget as Yoongi flicked open the latch to the lunchbox, muttering to himself.

     It looked like it had been his since, at least 1998. The paint had worn down to reveal the shiny metal underneath but it'd been covered with stickers to hide most of it. I craned my neck to take a peek inside, seeing bits and pieces of what looked like a First-Aid kit and a shit load of Band-Aids.

     With an expression too serious for the words that were said, "Do you want characters or other?" was directed at JK and I.

     "Uhhh," Jungkook looked at me like I knew the answer, "Characters?" He sounded unsure.

     Yoongi had adopted the persona of an exhausted elementary school nurse. Tucking his chin to rifle through his collection, "Animals or superheroes?" he sighed.

     Jungkook chose superheroes.

Without looking at him, Yoongi began peeling open the packaging and carefully wrapped each of Jungkook's fingertips with a variety of Marvel themed Band-Aids. I don't think he'd own up to it but, I watched him realize that two of the same would be too close together. And how he shuffled back through the pile to find another one to take its place.

     Once Jungkook was done, Yoongi gave him a slight shove.

     "Beat it. You're not supposed to be around HER and especially not with ME." His voice was gruff but warm.

     Jungkook panicked. A small and frustrated whine came out of him as he whipped his head to look at me and then Yoongi. Trying to decide if we'd really get in trouble or if Yoongs was only fucking with him.

     "Love you." Flew out of his mouth and a kiss was pressed to my forehead before he scurried back inside to avoid getting caught.

     Yoongi sat down in his place and with an expectant look, pulled one of my hands to rest on his thigh.

     "You know, Jin's knocked out with that cold. The trouble twins are gone. Joon's probably stoned in his room and Hobes likely thinks that JK is still right where he left him. So you made him leave becaaauuusee..." And okay yeah, maybe I knew why he did but, being alone with Yoongi brought out an inner gremlin. One that acted independently, apparently.

     The stare I got back in return was anticipated but still maddening. One hand hovered over the lunchbox but the other held my own on his leg with a stable pressure. I dunno why I always got so insistent, about trying to make him lose his cool. Well, probably because he made me lose mine with an impossible and infuriating ease.

Fuck that, I'll out-"knowingly" stare at him back then, I thought.

     I caved in less than 10 seconds.

     And sulked out, "cute ones", while he quietly laughed at my defeat.

     As he wrapped a tiara'd Dalmatian puppy around my index finger, "It wouldn't be nice to make him watch this.", was grumbled out in a way that tickled my ear.

He was right.

     I squirmed on the couch, both appreciating the attentive work he was doing and trying to escape the pressure building in my chest.

     A small glimpse up at me, and then - "Do people really tell you it's gross?" was said with such concern, that I nearly flung myself off the front porch.

    

     Instead of doing that, and with incredible self-restraint, I contemplated the amount of honesty needed in my answer. Yeah, all the fuckin' time? Or maybe that was too aggressive. Yeah, a lot. Ok maybe that would be too abrupt? Is being abrupt bad? I dunno, isn't it gross? I thought people thought it was?

     The hand Yoongi wasn't working on floated up to my mouth habitually, but when I bit down - the wincing "ah", didn't come from me.

     Because Yoongi had stuck his finger in my mouth as a replacement.

     And I gotta tell ya, it was a weird way to realize something about myself.

Luckily, Yoongi and I were known for our emotional communication skills.

     Unluckily, we were not known for those skills being good.

     "You're like a baby shark. Haven't developed the ability to think thoughts yet." Yoongi smirked with a click of his tongue.

     Dumbass, I thought, don't insult someone while your finger's in their mouth.

     He realized his mistake as I bit down a bit harder. A pink glow flushed his face and a rush of excitement relieved the pressure I'd been struggling to breathe through.

     In an effort to look unbothered, Yoongi rummaged in the lunchbox with his free hand. But left the other between my teeth.

     A lick flicked against his fingertip, and there was a stutter in his movements.

Hmm.

     Fuck it.

     With the encouragement of my tongue, his finger slipped further inside my mouth - lips closed around it. It was, a practice of sorts. Reminiscent of another kind of oral activity, I dunno, maybe you'll know what I'm talking about.

     Not getting lost in it took concentrated intention though and at first, Yoongi's lack of response and complete silence helped provide that.

      At least, until I heard his breathing get heavier, and watched him bite his lip as he pushed another finger in. One that I accepted way too eagerly.

     The shuddering "hah" that he let out after I licked between the two gave an adrenaline rush. I grabbed ahold of his wrist with both hands.

     He let me get into the moment, until the pleasure I was feeling took audible form. Then he wrapped my hair around his other hand once before giving it a firm tug back.

     I should've been more embarrassed, that what I'd done had made me salivate that much, but the barely restrained want in his dark eyes erased it.

     "Yeah, people say it's gross." A small bubble of spit inflated and burst at the word, 'people'. I didn't try to wipe it away like I did before. Yoongi licked his lips before biting the bottom one, transfixed on the wetness of my own.

     With a sudden yank of my other hand, Yoongi redirected his focus and scoffed, "You are such an ass." under his breath.

     I wish I hated how proud of myself I felt.

     "We're two for two there Yoongs." I sighed.

And then it was quiet for a moment, Yoongi shoved the empty packaging into the front pocket of his hoodie and it made little crinkly noises as he worked. Once my other hand was done, Yoongi held it for a second and we looked at each other.

     "Thank...you..." I struggled to get the words out, voice soft and tapering off into nearly non-existence.

     One heartbeat.

     "Eh," Yoongi shrugged, "It isn't gross."

     One motion.

     My hand was dropped and another shot out to wrap around my throat. Squeezing just enough to make me go limp but still able to hear him.

     In a calm, nurturing voice he whispered - "I'll fix them up anytime you need. But don't fuck with me like that again princess.".

     At first, part of me wanted to nod along in hopes of praise. But what he'd said during his first show, that he "imagined me giving orders". That I was a "fake princess" - came back to me.

     I straddled his lap with a hand around his neck on impulse and couldn't swallow the pride needed to back down. In a teasing hiss, I whispered into an ear - "Excuse me, sir, and thank you for the help. But I'll fuck with you whenever I feel like it.".

     Yoongi had never looked that bashful in the entire time I'd known him and I would've gloated about it if he hadn't rolled us over so that he was on top of me.

      "Wahh Yoongs! You're fuckin' it up!" I spluttered into my hair as he smoothed it down over my face. My legs were trapped between his own. The width of his shoulders caged my upper body against the couch.

Fake a knee to the nuts.

     A tiny bit of room.

Both of my arms shot out to tousle his hair too.

     "Yaahhh! Cut it out!" Was whined out at me in a voice that made me giggle.

     We realized that we both had ticklish sides at the same moment. Our offensive stance of messing up hair paused and we huffed at each other. Trying hopelessly to hide what was going through our minds.

     Simultaneously, jabbing hands reached for sensitive places and turned offense into a reflex-dependent defense.

     Yoongi took advantage of his position, bringing one knee up along the side of my thigh onto the couch and sitting down on my lap - trapping me and one of my key weapons (a hand) underneath him. My fingers strained to smack at his (surprising) bubble butt, but succeeded only at kind of tapping against it.

     No reaction.

     And once my other wrist was pinned down against the couch, Yoongi relentlessly went after my sides with his free one. I was laughing so hard my inhales sounded like a donkey braying and the guffaws came out in shrieks. "Overall Winner: Yoongi" smiled down at me and sarcastic little comments like, "ooh, she's quick!" were chuckled out as he continued.

     After an unexpectedly loud yell, an ominous "heeheeheeheeheeheehee" (Jin's windshield wiper laugh: witch mode) drifted up from the ground beneath us.

     I was released instantaneously with a baffled "what the hell" from Yoongs. The disembodied voice had gone back to radio silence, and we scrambled around the front porch - searching for any place Jin could be hiding.

     "Aight man what the hell, if you're out here then that shit's just -"

     "HEY! Stob it!" Jin's stuffy nosed voice rang out clear as a bell. It was coming from the couch.

     We flung off the cushions before laying flat on the ground, blindly swinging our arms with a string of "ew, ew, ew, ew, ew"'s. My fingers grazed something plastic and I pulled out my cobweb and dirt covered arm triumphant.

     It was a fuckin' baby monitor.

     "Remember that line Jin? When we first lived together? And how it was always super sick that we NEVER CROSSED IT?" Yoongi snatched the monitor away to unleash his righteous frustration.

     He paced as he ranted while I fiddled with the Band-Aids wrapped around my fingers. Adding on, "House members consenting to such HARSH BANISHMENT should be AWARE of their PRIVACY being INFRINGED UPON!" .  

     Jungkook's voice came through next, "Guys seriously. Jin's sick, stop it." - and I bet all of my belongings that there was a shit-eating grin on his face as he said it.

     "Yeahhh you know? Even though I'm dying I still risk my looks to watch out for you two! So stob it!" Jin and JK were both starting to giggle.

     In unison, "S-T-O-P!....I-T!!" rattled through the baby monitor before the other two dissolved into a fit of laughter.

Click.

     Yoongi slid the power button off. Snapping the back piece of the monitor to separate it and removing the batteries. I stared at him, amused.

     "I think just turning it off would've sufficed?".

     "You dunno Nin that well yet then." Yoongi huffed. Slipping the batteries into his jeans front pocket and the monitor in his lunchbox, he finished by stuffing the Band-Aid wrappers from his hoodie on top of it. It clanged as it shut.

     Going against all natural instincts, I didn't argue. And reached into the bag of lollipops instead, fishing for the perfect flavor. A distant and elongated "YAH" was hollered out from upstairs, it seemed Jin had realized we were no longer listening.

     I looked over to Yoongi, the apparent holder of all Jin knowledge.

     "We've gotta 'bout a minute forty-five until he's here," His eyes went to the bag my hand was in, "Gimme my favorite one.".

     He didn't have to tell me what it was.

     Twirling the blue raspberry and green apple sticks in my hand, I knew it was childish but I hmph'd it out anyways - "How come you always get your favorite.".

     Yoongi hesitated before taking the candy from me, something we knew but couldn't say behind his eyes.

     Then he plucked the lollipop between two fingers and shoved its wrapper in the pocket he'd just emptied.

     "Don't you know?" He smirked andplopped back onto the couch, "I've been a Such a good boy.".

[iztea]

Sooo you said you drew a black sun symbol in your drawings to represent Dazai and a star for Chuuya, right? It kinda reminded of that one French song, L'oiseau et l'enfant (The Bird and The Child) because at one point the lyrics say smth like "I'm just a child of darkness, Who sees the Star shine at night, Oh you my Star that weaves my ring, Come and light up my black Sun" and the song is just sooo beautiful overall and I just wanted to recommened it to you TuT Older French songs have the same vibe in general :D They have the most non-sensical yet poetic lyrics that seem to be written by a drunk man slapped onto the most beautiful melodies ever (imo at least) and I thought, considering your artstyle, it might bring you some inspiration :0000 I haven't slept in three days and idk what I'm saying probably but yeaaaaah if you are interested, I'd recommend :

- Vanessa Paradis -> plsss listen to Il y a and Divine Idylle

- Tryo -> Désolé pour hier soir, Toi et moi

- Noir Désir -> Le vent nous portera, Comme elle vient

- Renaud -> Manhattan-Kaboul, Dès que le vent soufflera, Mistral Gagnant

- Louise Attaque -> J't'emmène au vent

- JJG -> Je te donne, Quand la musique est bonne

- Céline Dion (well I'm sure yk her already but...) -> Destin

- Olivia Ruiz -> J'traine des pieds, La femme chocolat

- Indochine -> J'ai demande à la lune, L'aventurier

And if you're really really interested, there are some classics like Les lacs du Connemara by Sardou or Les démons de minuit by Images or Santiano by Aufray or Macia Baïla by Rita Mitsouko.... or anything by KIDS UNITED (they made covers of famous songs so it's easier to get more exposure through them :D) or Jenifer or Zazie or maybe even La Compagnie Créole, Mozart Opéra Rock or Le Rouge et le Noir. There's also Indila but she's already pretty popular because of Tik Tok so yeah....

(did I just want an excuse to yap about French music? yeah probably, but I really hope you enjoy it TuT sorry you had to read through of all this lmao ToTTTT)

anon, you move like a kpoppie but for french music 😭 you're an Fpopper... a Fropper.. froppie?

jk jk ofc, thank you for the song recs! i do actually like to listen to french music (albeit mostly old vibey opera(?) music) i've given the first one a listen and i love it! Maybe this is my que to learn the language better through the lyrics so i can rizz up Clorinde Genshin impact haha.. i only know Indila from your list bc she had that hit in like 2013 that took over the world (rightfully so, it's banger) so i'm very excited to give the others a listen and maybe find some art inspo like u mentioned! thanks again smooch ♡◇♡

[changbinsboiledegg]

PLEASE I loved your bsf skz reactions and now I want to request head canons for skz as your internet friends? - 👽

F is for friends these days, it seems. Also, I'm so happy you loved them! ILYT. 💜💜💜🫶🫶🫶

Warnings: Swearing.

Note: I liked coming up with these head canons, I hope you guys enjoy them as much as I did! :)

♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎

Chan

Where you met? Anywhere. He’s probably had you as a mutual for months prior. How do you know he’s not your moot now? Eh?

Now, he says he’s always watching, but baby so am I. That doesn’t scare me.

Okay, seriously. I see him as the type that frequently checks up on you. Just wants to hear from you and about you. Whether you’re happy or sad— Especially when you’re sad, he seems like the type to listen and offer advice, so that’s nice.

Probably doesn’t text much but y’all know why. Man’s in the studio.

The type to send good morning/night texts. Chan strikes me as the person to text you at the ass crack of dawn with a “Good morning! :D” and whole time you’re passed out like a non-idol human would be. (joking. anyone can be awake at ungodly hours)

Probably sends out-of-pocket posts stays make because some of y’all have no fears. Be real, he probably already does this in the gc. If not him, then I’m betting at least Felix.

“Why are they like this?”

“Ask.”

“You ask. You're not the famous one.”

Makes sure you’re watching his lives when he does them because If you aren’t watching his lives, you’re getting tossed.

Kidding. But it would make him feel happy that you joined despite the time zone differences depending on where you are in the world, it could be the middle of the night, too early in the morning, or within the same time zone. If you aren’t watching, you better get the footnotes or something, otherwise you’ll get a message, “I see you have other friends to watch.”

Obviously as a joke, I don’t see him as the type to force people to watch him, I mean the dude barely posts, but this is a head-canon so I do sense joking/teasing if you miss a live.

Lee Know

Where you met? Fuck if I know… jk lmao, probably the Pinterest comment section. I Just feel like that’s very Minho… I won’t be elaborating further.

He would send hella pictures… Of his cats.

And of himself, but with the filters he does because I find them endearing and y/n head canon, you’re his hype person.

Remember when he blocked a stay on bubble for getting his cats name wrong?

Yeah. Tread carefully. Learn their names if you haven’t already. He probably won’t block you in this case because you’re his friend, but expect to be left on read for a while.

Fr though, if you don’t like cats, then this head-canon isn’t for you. In fact, riddle me this: How ARE you in this hypothetical situation where you are internet friends with Minho???

I see cat memes in your future. Me personally, I am a dog person. HOWEVER, I like cats too. And I see cat memes and videos because of my cat loving friends. So, if I were Minho’s friend, I would send every cat related post I see. As should you, in this situation.

Obviously, he would do the same too.

I also feel like he’s the type to send a video of something you would be envious of and caption it with, “bet you wish that were you HAHA.”

I once had a dream Minho kept asking what the names of certain songs were, so I’m rolling with it. The man would use you as a human shazam. Hope you can guess the song by the first second. <3

OH imagine spilling tea with Minho. He would be all here for the drama you have to offer, granted that it doesn’t involve him at least.

And of course, not in a way to get himself involved in other people’s drama but everyone who sits similarly to Minho has loved hearing some piping hot tea.

I will not elaborate further on why by the way. All I’m saying is, anyone I’ve met who has the same sitting mannerism as Minho has never passed up the opportunity to hear some tea.

Changbin

Where you met? Part of me wants to say Instagram. And part of me wants to say twitter. Take your pick.

(My fault, ‘X’ 🤪😒)

Listen,,, basing this on bubble, this mf used to spam my shit. Whether it was about his work out or what he ate or just random photos/ voice messages. He. spammed. my. SHIT.

He spams!!!!

Also, y’all saw how fast he answered TXT’s Yeonjun’s call?

Yeah. I see him as a ‘call me’ type of dude. Lmao. I think he prefers calls because he likes to hear your voice and it makes him feel more connected to you.

I feel like he would also listen to your problems. Make sure you’re okay, eating well, especially if you were having a bad day/night/etc. Like Chan.

And if y’all are his friend, you better do the same or you’ll get thrown. (by me &lt;3)

Come on y’all are breaking my heart, y’all know he doesn’t like doing anything alone, he likes being around someone or talking to someone and you’d be the first person he’d talk to when he’s particularly excited or intrigued about something.

He’ll always wanna chat with you or even stay up with you on a call because you or he couldn’t sleep and I’m not saying this because I’m biased, STOP. I’m gonna get out of here before I cry.

Chan, if you see this, since you’re ‘always watching’, tell Changbin to reject me already. Like actually cause I’m down astronomically bad for this man.

Hyunjin

Hyunjinnnnnnn sweetie, you’re up.

A whole sweetheart.

Where y’all met? Instagram. Hands down. Fight me, bite me, whatever. I stand by this.

He’d send pictures of his art before he posts because he wants to show you. :,)

He would be fun to talk to. Like if you say something funny or send something funny, I bet he would smile at his phone and earn suspicious looks from the others or be teased.

Hyunjin strikes me as the type of friend that would send you links or screenshots when you have a question or when you need help with something neither of you have the knowledge of.

Or if you list your symptoms when you’re not feeling well? The sweetie plugs them into google.

Turns out you’ve been dead for the past five years.

Similar to Minho, expect random pictures of Kkami. On topic, off topic, before you wake up, when you wake up, or when you’re sad.

And any pictures you send to him, whether it’s of yourself, the scenery, your own pets— I’m positive he’d love to see the world through your eyes. <3

Lmao I remember this one dream I had where Hyunjin kept taking photos of me so they could be used on a wanted poster for the authorities to find me easier.

…

Point of that was, I think he would take hella candid's of you if/when y’all meet up one day. And trust me, that day is about to be the most fun day you’ll have.

Prepare to explore, try new things… Or do the same things but together. Your pick.

Han

Where you met? Online video game OR YouTube comment section. Fight me, bite me, whatever part 2, I stand by my head canons unless you present me with a VERY good argument.

In the most RESPECTFUL way possible, I feel like he leaves you on delivered for days on end… Accidentally ofc. It’s an introvert thing.

Another introvert thing, he’s probably not into calls. However, when y’all call, I bet it would be hella fun. If you’re a gamer? Y’all bet it’s all comms in whatever multiplayer video game you decide to play.

Even if you aren’t a gamer, you are now. Unless you want to meet him in the comment section of a random YouTube video.

This is slowly turning into a gamer boy head canon but dude, I feel like he’s pretty quiet when gaming online because he’s focusing but then depending on the game, he’ll scream at random and you’ll rip your headset off because he startled you.

“I forgot you were still in the game.”

“I forgot you were still in the call.”

If it’s a horror game, I can already see you with your headset off and just hearing the chat from a speaker or something, otherwise you’ll wake up the next day with the same hearing you get after being front row at a concert near the speakers.

And if you jump easily or get scared easily to the point where you also scream, best believe Jisung isn’t taking chances either.

Anyways, I know I said he would leave you on delivered for days but like Hyunjin, talking to him would be hella fun. I mean, the man is one of the funniest idols in my opinion.

And for free too?

Just know you’ll be laughing so hard you enter a different plane of reality.

You would have the friendship where if one of you are sad or needs to vent, you’ll drop everything to be there to listen. Doesn’t matter if you’re busy or in a vastly different mood, it’s all ears.

Fighting the urge to not put ‘he would listen’ for every member but I genuinely do believe they would LISTEN.

Jisung seems like the type to send voice messages rather than texts. I KNOW y’all remember that one voice message he sent.

Before I move on; Anime nights with him. Just you two on a call watching the same anime and syncing up the times so neither of you are ahead or behind. :]

Felix

Where you met? Probably TikTok. Bet.

Let me set the scene: You’re scrolling on TikTok when you see a TikTok of Felix. You comment on it. Boom, internet friendship has blossomed.

He would send you TikTok's, reels, or shorts. Whatever the man finds funny tbh. It doesn’t matter if YOU find it funny. If he finds it funny, he’s sending it. Now, he would send videos or memes that reminds him of you and ones he knows you would find funny, but the majority? Buckle up.

Bet he would probably get lost in it all and you’ll open your phone to see the ‘57 new messages’ banner. lmao.

“FELIX??? 57???”

‘3 new messages’

“Oh, my bad.”

And then you probably spend nearly an hour trying to watch all of the TikTok's he sends because they are funny. The man has taste.

Danceracha pun intended.

Anyways, it goes both ways too. I did not intend to make Felix sound like a TikTok addict. LMAO I meant… Whatever, y’all know what I meant.

OH expect recipes and pictures of his work in the kitchen. Expect to read mini reviews about his thoughts on these dishes.

I can see you both having the type of friendship where you can freely roast each other and not have your feelings hurt because you know in the end, it’s jokes about you’d both defend each other if anyone else roasted you like that.

Maybe nicknames that sound hurtful to a third party but are actually terms of endearment/ inside jokes between the two of you.

Seungmin

I think it’s funny that every crack edit/ snapchat meme AU I see, Seungmin is the one that sends ‘streaks’ snapchats and it gets me every time so I’m going to keep that going here.

Where you met? Wrong number situation but then you move to snapchat every so often.

“We have an ⌛.”

“LET’S PLAY 8 BALL!”

“WE STILL HAVE AN HOURGLASS.”

… A few seconds later, you get a message indicating it’s your turn on 8 ball.

No but Seungmin is such a sweetie, idc what y’all have to say about that. I see him as the type to watch/read/do something just because you like it and want someone to talk about it to.

Even if he isn’t particularly interested, he just wants to talk with you more, even if it means treading into territories he swore not to.

Back to snapchat… Or any social media, anything you post, he’s usually always the first person to see it. Unintentionally, but hey, you’re the one posting at the same time he decides to come online.

Always so happy when you message him, letting him know you’ve preordered their albums or even just watched/listened to their comebacks. Your support means a lot to him and he hopes to/is as supportive to you in the things you choose to pursue.

Even hobbies, he doesn’t judge.

I also think he, like Felix, has the ‘roast each other without consequences’ dynamic.

Seungmin loving train does not STOP and I hope y’all choo choo the fuck out of the way if you’re gonna disagree.

I.N

Where you met? Haha, he actually met you irl first and because he was only in the area for a day, you swapped info and now you have a time zone separating you.

Luckily, he didn’t text you once and then became another follower!

I feel like he’s the chaotic internet friend. If you’ve been on the internet long enough, I know you’ve had one.

Y’all probably think it’s Jisung that would have this title, and it probably is, but Jeongin??

For example, Y’all remember that one live he did where he drank hella energy drinks & 3racha was in the states?

Yeah. Unsupervised time go brrrr. Okay? and you’re the one that hears about it first hand because he’s doing chaotic shit over video calls or texting messages and you can’t do anything.

He knows you can’t.

“Hey :)” - “Guess what?”

“God damnit.”

“I bought four giant bags of sugar.”

“wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH FOUR GIANT BAGS OF SUGAR?????”

He likes to joke with you a lot. For example, he was kidding about having four giant bags of sugar.

But your reaction was funny to him, therefore he will keep joking around like this because he loves your reactions and he loves that you haven’t blocked him for giving you so much grief.

[bonny-kookoo]

Hi Bonny! I don't know if you're still doing stuff for this story (feel free to ignore if you aren't) but I couldn't help but wonder how Lacrymaria Olor!(I pray that I spelt that right) JK would react to MC getting her period for the first time. Especially after seeing his little freak out when we almost got kidnapped. Anyways, have a good day/afternoon/evening/night!

Nop, that was actually never asked- so here you go! Set very close before the happenings of Part 3, just for a clearer timeline haha

Some things about you have pretty much gone unnoticed before Jungkook truly began showing more intimate interest in you. From quirks and habits, to more unique things that set yours and his kind apart- and you tend to forget that some things he's never witnessed.

Before, you'd sleep in a room just for you- and you'd be cared for by maids he'd apparently hired just for the purpose of making sure you wouldn't have to worry about anything. They'd tend to any request you might have, and apparently even had to learn about some human anatomy simply to be able to be prepared for anything that might happen.

Things like.. well, your period.

And every month, it would be fine- so much so that you got used to using the cloth-like material in a way similar to how you'd use pads bad on earth. It became normal again, in a way. His palace became.. somewhat home.

You're woken up in the middle of the night, a clearly distressed Jungkook leaning above you, eyes wide open, scanning your body it seems like. "What- what's going on?" You mumble half asleep, now sitting up as well before you cringe at the cramping of your lower stomach.

And when you look down, you notice it.

"I've already called for Namjoon. Don't worry- we'll fix it." He promises, holding your hands, while you laugh a bit under your breath.

"I- Jungkook I'm fine." You tell him, and he shakes his head.

"You don't have to act tough right now-" He softly argues, and you shake your head again, carefully trying to sit up and wiggle out of bed. "Don't stand-"

"Jungkook, this is normal- let me clean up please." You giggle, squeezing past his arms and into the bathroom, where you do just that- finishing your business only a few minutes later, emerging out of the bathroom again just to run into Jungkook's chest. "oh-"

"What's happening to you?" He asks, now a lot more serious.

"I'm.. menstruating?" You raise your brows a bit, testing if he knows what that word means- but his face tells you he clearly doesn't- but Namjoon clears his throat in the doorway now, similarly amused over his friend's and king's distress.

"Her body is preparing for pregnancy." He bluntly states, giving you some hygiene necessities you take with a thankful nod, slipping back into the bathroom to fix yourself up. "Humans bleed during that time, and shed some of the lining of their internal reproductive organs." He explains, while Jungkook looks absolutely horrified as he watches the maids silently change the bedsheets.

"Will she be okay?" He asks, worry clear in his tone. "What does she need to regain her blood?" He instantly wants to know, and Namjoon laughs.

"Jungkook, I just wanna sleep.." You say, leaning against him, and he instantly holds you close, delicately as if you're a wounded pet on it's last breath.

"She'll have some cramps and will probably be a bit less active than you're used to. But she's fine, just like she said. She knows her body best. If anything is out of the ordinary for her, I am sure she will let us know." Namjoon says, and you nod.

And so Jungkook, albeit reluctantly, gets back to bed with you-

and holds you just a little tighter tonight, just to be safe.

[fanganfessions]

Fine I guess I'll do it. Chapter 0 and 1 of my totally real fangan

TW: KYS jokes, stupid jokes and absolute chaos

Danganronpa: Stinky Idiots

Cast:

Leanna - Ultimate Total Roblox Drama Contestant

Emily Smith - Ultimate Dumb Blonde

Kanade Otonokoji - Ultimate Guitarist

OJ - Ultimate Breakfast Beverage

Art the Clown - Ultimate Silly Clown

Salt and Vinegar Pringles - Ultimate Chips

Covid 19 - Ultimate Contagious Disease

Mr. Beast - Ultimate Controversy

Barbara - Ultimate Grandma

🥵 - Ultimate Horny Emoji

Ace Corbyn - Ultimate Chess Player

Monokuma - Ultimate Mascot

Ibuprofen - Ultimate Nonsteroidal Anti-inflammatory Painkilling Drug

Kokichi Oma - Ultimate Supreme Leader

Monika - Ultimate Literature Club Member

Mukuro Ikusaba - Ultimate 16th Student

Chapter 0

Leanna wakes up iconically

Leanna: Ughuguuguhufguguhgufdgsusdgidjdadsgdusahudhuag… Where the hell am I?

Emily: Omg hi. Who are you, what is your name?

Leanna: Leanna pookie. What about you?

Emily: Oooh, I'm Emily. Nice to meet you, Lebanon!

Leanna: It's Leanna.

Emily: Gotcha! Do you know where we are? I looked around a little, and this place doesn’t look like my room!

Ace: Of course it doesn’t. You would be lucky to live in a place like this.

Emily: …

Leanna: …

Ace: …

Leanna: Who the fuck are you?

Ace: Ace. And don’t give me that attitude.

Emily: Ass? That is a pretty rude name! Who would name their child that!

Ace: … You are so dumb, you make me wanna kill myself.

Leanna: Maybe you should. Asshole.

Kanadead and Kokishit show up

Kanade: Oh! There are people here..

Kokichi: Ooooooooh. This totally doesn’t look familiar at all!

Leanna: Who are you people?

Kanade: Im Kanade Otonokoji.. The uhh Ultimate Guitarist. I am super innocent! And I am uwu kawai desu!

Ace: Kill yourself.

Kokichi: Death threats already! I love death, people dying and being tortured and stuff. Blood blood, gore gore, I love it! I'm not lying, haha!

Leanna: Girl what- Anyways don’t listen to him, he is an asshole.

Emily: Yeah! Especially since his name is Ass, so it makes sense!

Kanade: That name is not very kind and kawai..

Kokichi: Hey guys, I'm the one that brought you guys here! JK I lied, hahaha, that makes me a compelling character right?

Ace: No.

Eventually more people, and.. things, show up.

OJ: Hi, I'm OJ, orange juice if you guys couldn’t tell. And I am a breakfast beverage, though you could still drink me any other time, and I-

Ace: Shut up.

OJ: Ok-

Art: :D

Covid 19: OOOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHO, I can infect you all! And no, I'm not lying like that grape thing!

Ibuprofen: Use me to cure your pain, headaches, general aches, depression, and-

🥵: IM HORNYYYYY~~~~~

Leanna: What the hell is even going on here-

Mukuro: I am Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school, the one they call the Ultimate Despair, watch out for me.

Monokuma: Puhuhuhuhuhuhu, I’m here too! But I'm not the mastermind, so whaaaaaaaat is going oooononononononno~

Monika: Hello there! Welcome to my literature clu- Wait, where the hell am I?!?!?!!?

Mr. Beast: What’s up guys, welcome to my new video! Today I put random characters into a killing game! The winner gets…. to live!

Pringles: I exist.

End of Chapter 0

Chapter 1

Leanna: Ok guys, I think it’s time to address the elephant in the room. And no, I don't mean Ace.

Ace: You of all people should not be talking about elephants when you are built like a Titanic.

Leanna: I swear to god I am gonna kill this bitch- Anyways-

Ibuprofen: Killing is not good, but what is good is being healthy. Buy Nurofen Ibuprofen tablets on Amazon for only 4.25 pounds-

Emily: Wait a second guys, I think we are in a murdering activity or something. We have to work together to overcome this dispatch!

Mukuro: Don’t you mean despair?

Monokuma: Puhuhuhuhuhu, I wonder who will die first~

Monika: No one is gonna die!

🥵: Aughhhh~

Kanade: Stop being horny! That is not kawai desu..

Kokichi: Waitttt, aren’t we missing someone? There are only 15 of us here.

Mr. Beast: Oh yeah, there is a grandma currently sleeping in her room. Her name is Barbara! She will probably not win this game, it will be one of my bros!

Covid 19: Muahahahahaha, she is all alone! She will die! HAHAAHJSHIAUGuigdwbsiauhbdhksbdauwbhsjah

Emily: That is so real of you!

Lights turn off randomly.

Leanna: What is going on pookies? Is someone slaying?

Art: 🥰

Lights turn back on, and only few people are in the area.

Kanade: Omg, where is everyone uwu

Leanna: I don’t know. There is me, you, this clown guy, and Monika.

Emily: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDIUCDANJNSIDBJASBDLI

Art: 😮

Monika: That was Emily…

Leanna: Her voice came from.. Barbara’s room!

Monika: Do you think someone is hanging out there?

Kanade: …

Leanna: I swear if we go there and find someone hanging..

They headed to Barbara’s room, and there they found…

MONOKUMA DEAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A GUNSHOT IN THE HEAD.

Oh and Barbara was still sleeping lol

Emily: NOOINoOSNDonwoibdoanoibn!!!!

Leanna: Oh shit. Someone slayed.

Kokichi: Omg who did that lol

Ace: I know who did it because I am smart, rude and cool. But I won’t tell because I am bored.

Art: 😜

🥵: Aughh~ Im so horny~

OJ: How can you be horny when someone literally fucking died.

Mukuro: I mean, there is no real loss here, it's just a stupid robot bear.

Emily: OMG THAT’S ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!!! Save the planet you guys!!!!

Ibuprofen: Uhh, anyways, does anyone need drugs?

Covid 19: NO EW! WHY DIDN’T THIS THING DIE!?

Kanade: I know who it is. So the chapter 1 deaths usually set the tone for the killing game, meaning the creator wanted to kill off characters that you wouldn’t really expect to die. Or the character’s they just don’t like. Meaning the main suspects are Emily, Kokichi, Ace or Leanna. But it could also be Barbara since the murder did happen in her room, so yeah.

Mukuro: That makes sense I guess.

Barbara: Yawn, oh hello kids. What is going on?

Ace: Someone died in your room.

Barbara: Oh dear.. Well I saw who did it.

Monika: Weren’t you asleep?

Barbara: Oh I didn’t sleep all the time dear. Anyways.. The killer was that purple boy over there. He pulled out a gun from nowhere and shot the bear…

Kokichi: Whaaaaaa, that did not happen. Ok fine, I am the culprit. I did it. Maybe I did it… Maybe I didn’t… You will never know nehehe…

Mr. Beast: Everyone voted Kokichi Oma, and….. He is the culprit!!!!

Kokichi: Bro what? We are not even on the trial. And I didn’t even get to have a monologue about why lying is good, I didn’t get to redeem myself at the last second, and I didn’t get to lie or anything…

Leanna: You did not eat pookie.

Ace: I know you ate the entirety of the cafeteria.

Leanna: That’s it.

Leanna started to fight with Ace. While Kokichi was dragged to get executed.

Kokichi was put in a saw trap, and all he had to do was tell the truth about his pet goldfish. He decided to lie, and got electrocuted and died.

Pringles: I still exist.

Emily: I… This is terrible! I don’t like you guys anymore!

Y/N- I mean Emily flew down the hall, with tears running from her diamond blue orbs, not looking back again…

End of chapter 1

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