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I like laughing more than being horny
#jk that’s a lie#but not feeling this blog rn ahhhhh#I just want to giggle and hehe hahah#ps I still v much love my acc#🍓🥛
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career counselor: so why do you want to major in directing and film studies?
me w/ my personal life mission to make more canon castiel content: yk I just feel like it’s a good fit
#jk that’s a lie#i’m majoring in studio art#or sociology#or communications#or journalism…#i need to be less indecisive#supernatural#spn#spn fandom#supernatural fandom#castiel
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@ Larian please let me fuck the devil, thank you
#raphael#he’s just so fine#baldurs gate 3#larian#i’m not a monsterfucker i swear#jk that’s a lie#i am
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Cassian: Azriel, Two truths and a lie, who would you fuck if you had the chance?
Azriel: alright bet.
Rhys: Give us three names and we’ll guess which one is the lie.
Azriel: option one, Hybern’s headless corpse
Cassian: woah, woah, woah bro WHAT—
Azriel: option two, bryaxis
Rhys: Azriel what?
Cassian: HOW DARE YOU?
Azriel: and finally option three, Eris Vanserra.
Cassian: …
Rhys: …
Azriel: tell me brothers, which one is the lie?
Cassian: …
Rhys: …
Cassian: I…
Rhys: I think it’s better off if we don’t know.
Azriel: suit yourselves 🤷♀️
#acotar#azris#eris vanserra#azriel x eris#acotar shit post#incorrect quotes#incorrect acotar quotes#the lie is the headless corpse#he’d go for the head (lol jk…. or am I?)#how better to conquer fear itself than to fuck it#azris supremacy#cassian#cassian acotar#rhys#rhysand#rhys acotar#bat boys#bat bros#I’m just making myself laugh#acomaf#acofas#acowar#acosf
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the neverending titantics 😭
#jikook#jimin#jungkook#jk#btsgif#dailybts#are you sure?#natgifs#natposts#back on my pun bs#like titantic antics...yknow#yknow imma answer one more ask then fr fr sleep💀 all i do is lie to myself about sleeping on time#i have the brain capacity for small gifs rn but nothing crazy
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Yoo, same
Kon stood nervously beside the shut front door of his family home (which was currently empty due to every single family member of his were busy), he fiddled with his fingers, his senses seemingly becoming more and more sensitive as time went on, glancing up at the grandfather clock Mr. Bruce Wayne gifted to them every so often.
This was the day, the day Kon will tell his first ever long time 'normal' best friend his secret, finally after so many years he could really free himself from the guilt of lying and hiding his identity to Dani, he imagines the hilarious shocked face Dani will make when Kon tells her his Super boy, and how excited she will be not even sparing him a minute to answer her dozens of questions, Kon chuckled to himself as the idea swam in his mind.
But his chuckles, were stopped as a thought floated up in his head 'What if it'll be the other way? what if she'll never talk to me ever again?' Kon silently thought as he tapped his foot overwhelmed by the thought of his best friend not seeing him as a regular human being anymore and just a clone freak, he didn't want that the black hair blue-eyed girl despite her features was not part of the Wayne family, which shocked Kon upon their first meeting due to the fact Dani also lived in Gotham.
But Kon found out soon enough that Dani lived with her older siblings, a cool older sister named Jazz, Jazz had red hair, but her smile was the same as Dani's, and an odd older brother who Kon thought at first was her Twin brother, it didn't help that their names was also very similar Dani having an i, while her older brother Danny had a Y, they were cool people, Kon would like to hang out with them more often, but that'll will only happen if Dani still sees Kon as Kon after this discussion.
But is it all worth it? to just reveal it his life, his identity? after all Dani was the only time Kon ever felt normal, he wanted to be happy, he wanted to be understood, he wanted to be normal, he wanted to be selfish, he wanted Dani.
His thoughts were interrupted by a knock on the door which startles him greatly, he knows who's at the opposite of door, after all only one person can ever go sneak up on him a surprise him to death, 'Dani' was the only thing he can think about as he turned the doorknob to open the front door.
And "Dani" was the only thing he breathed out as he faced the girl that stood Infront of him, Dani always liked to put on comfy and edgy clothes that makes people mistake her for a boy if it weren't for her long hair, which Kon realized Dani never cared if she was called the opposite gender she finds it as a compliment, her regular long side bangs that usually resides on the right side of her face was put up with a hair clip, her face was in full view, and even the gods can't fathom on how pretty she was.
She smiled at him with her oddly crooked sharp teeth, and Kon knew he was in danger right there and then, but for the reasons you don't think it is.
"Heya Konnie, what made you call me in like the middle of the semester?" Dani asked as she tilted her head, "Just want to talk with you." Kon stated as he moved to the side to give her room to head in, after letting Dani walked in Kon closed the door behind her.
"Come follow me, let's go to the balcony" Kon said as he grabbed Dani's wrist to drag her where she complied easily and just let Kon do his thing, Kon breathed out the trust Dani had in him, made him want to just breakdown right there in the middle of the living room floor, because he knows that after this there will be a chance Dani won't want to be there to spend the life they had imagined in the past together in the near future.
But he kept himself strong after all there was still the other positive half.
They had reached the balcony in less than 3 minutes, Kon sat silently on one of the sofas placed, Dani following and sitting on the left side, Dani put her head on top of Kon's shoulder, and Kon let's her, Dani took Kon's hands and played with them putting his ring on different fingers, Kon let's her, she tangles her hands with Kon's, and Kon let's her.
"Dani..." Kon let out, Dani hummed in response
"I need to confess to you about something." Kon mumbled, this time Dani looked up at him.
"What is it?" Dani asked, Kon looked down at her, meeting her eyes was hard, did it ever get this suffocating when talking to her in the past?
definitely not. there was no time, place, or event Kon ever felt uncomfortable with her next to him. Kon slowly got onto his knees Infront of Dani making her confused.
"Konnie? why are you kneeling" Dani giggled as she found the scene Infront of her utterly funny but stopped when she saw how serious Kon looked and how his hands that were still holding onto Dani's was trembling. "Kon, are you okay?"
"Danielle, I have been hiding something from you for a very long time, and I can't handle keeping it for much longer" Kon's voice trembled, there was no turning back the consequences can come later, he needs to let this guilty burden out of his chest. he looks up at Dani with her eyebrows furrowed and blue eyes that glinted in worry.
she looks ethereal and only heaven knows on how Kon yearns for his best friend.
"I'm Super boy" Kon uttered out his voice cracking but only slightly.
He yearns to tell her the truth.
"I have been Super boy even before we met"
He yearns for her approval
"Not only that, but I'm also a clone of the one and only Superman"
He yearns for her acceptance
"I'm sorry for lying and hiding my identity from you."
He yearns for her forgiveness
"Dani, I love you so much it hurts." he went quiet his body full of anxiety his knees became weak as he observed any signs of emotion in the black-haired girl's face.
He yearns for her.
And he has a feeling she know it too.
Is this it? everything they worked hard for this friendship disappearing just like that, on this day, here in the balcony? please no, his heart couldn't possibly take that, she wants her beside him, he'll take any route of destiny as long as she stays, even if she turns to despise his very being, he'll take it with no hesitation.
As long as she's with me, everything's worth it.
He didn't even realize he was crying until he felt a pair of hands caressing his face wiping his tears in the process, Dani made him look at her, she smiled at him softly then she opened her mouth and uttered "It's okay I forgive you, thank you for telling me." Dani held him close and let Kon's head rest on her chest. "I promise you, I'm not going anywhere, after all any place I'll go will be painstakingly boring without you beside me."
Finally letting go of the mixed emotions that had built inside of him, Kon cried, he cried until his throat became sore and his eyes became red from the tears, and Dani stayed until the very end just like she promised.
PLUS SCENE
Kon laid on the sofa tired and lazily staring at the ceiling, a random cartoon show played from the TV, one of his hands was holding onto to Dani's Hand, as the girl looked focused on the show, Kon let his eyes close for a second succumbing to the peace, until Dani opened her mouth.
"You said earlier that you were a clone, right?" Dani asked her eyes remained on the TV
Kon hummed "yeah why?"
"Yoo, same" Dani laughed, her reply made the exhaustion from Kon's body leave immediately, he sat straight up and his mouth open as he looked at Dani in surprise.
"Excuse me, WHAT??" Kon stated in disbelief, Dani bent over clutching her stomach as she laughed at his reaction.
#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc fanfic#dp x dc prompt#dpdc#Dani is genderfluid#Kon and Dani are bestfriends#this was supposed to be a prompt only not a whole ass oneshot#kon el#the bestfriends you don't know if they're inlove with eachother or just overly affectionate#Dani already knew#chaotic dani#Back with my writing era#them family thinks both of them are dating#they're not dating#yet#nahhh just jk#unless-#not going to lie really lazy to fix mistakes rn#but i'll do it for you guys dw#NO#I ACCIDENTALLY ERASED A PARAGRAPH#I HAVE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS#I CAN'T FIX THIS#oh nvm#it's okay#i fixed it
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crying over the character played by Alex Hirsch, the other character played by Alex Hirsch and the other other character played by Alex Hirsch again.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#ford pines#i hate them#SO MUCH#(fatass lie)#sobbing#bill cipher#also jk simmons#as yall have been reminding me#my bad yall wrote this in the middle of the night
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sometimes even the biggest of boys need a bedtime story
#my art#puppet tag#ricky#albin#donna#myra#lune#albin is so fucking cute here i hope he DIES#also love how he’s blushing while clutching a fistfull of man-pec#that was an accident i swear (me when I lie)#jk it actually was#he loves ricky but not like that ok
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A.J.M 🖤 🔪
#local scary teenager gets a spam call#jk its his runaway boyfriend#andrew minyard#aftg#neil josten#andrew and neil#aftg fanart#andreil#man unironically has a brick phone#he only wears the black palmetto merch dont lie
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Sometimes I hate that biblically accurate Roy always wears dress clothes. What if I am tired of saying he’s wearing slacks. What if I want to have fun.
#jk I love his little suit vest tie coat outfits#but I was trying to look at any casual clothes he wears in canon for this fic because it would make the most sense#and it’s all just like full suits#oh well#guess I will lie#pretend he is wearing jeans or some shit (oh god he would not)#I guess it’s also because of the time period#1900’s was all about dapper lads in suits#which fair enough#grace rambles#roy mustang#fma#fmab#my writing#Fullmetal alchemist
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The pilgrims stop hunting wukong and the narratives challenge (impossible)
#lego monkie kid#lmk#monkei kid#lmk sun wukong#lmk monkey king#sun wukong#lmk tang sanzang#lmk tripitaka#lmk sha wujing#lmk zhu bajie#lmk ao lie#lmk pilgrims#lmk jttw#i hate them/jk
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I genuinely think Destiny‘s story/lore is best enjoyed alongside the interpretations and perceptions of others.
Destiny lore has always stood out as phenomenal to me for its rich influences being utilized in ways that make an interesting universe, but what really breathes life into it for me is how much joy I receive when I get to share my thoughts with others and receive thoughts in return!! Some of my favorite aspects or entries were brought up by other people, either my friends or people in the community who post! There are things I am now enamored with that I completely missed when first engaging with that part of the lore or was completely unaware of that I only know of now because of others.
Everyone has interpretations that are affected by their identity, environment, and life experiences and seeing the diverse array of perceptions that are from people who differ from me in those regards has added so much to the lore! A reference I wasn‘t familiar with being pointed out means I can now draw new parallels, a mythology being used to analyze a plot beat helps me better understand how Destiny’s themes are articulated, a cultural view given on a certain character’s actions gives me perspective on how fiction reflects realities I have not experienced, etc. It’s all so exhilarating!!
I especially like when people use their schooling and specializations to flesh out the Destiny universe in ways the lore lacks!! I turn into the biggest nerd over that!! I’ve learned so much and have had my world view altered off of some of the insights people provided about Destiny!!
Who would have thought a game about community and valuing the perspectives of others would encourage you to engage with and contribute to a community in order to get value out of the perspectives of others
#destiny 2#destiny#destiny the game#d2#love you all mwuah mwuah#wish I wasn’t such a Dm scaredy-cat so I could interact with more of you#I admire so many people here I thank you all for being awesomesauce#I hate the witness but you know what I love?? people speaking on how they view it#jk I love the witness we are actually happily married and it lets me throw bricks at it#and I know we all talk about the lack of literacy in the Destiny community at times#but I encourage people to step out from their group of mutual and engage with others over lore readings#you’ll never know what might be brought to your attention that you’ve never considered!!!#I love destiny and I love destiny tumblr#and Reddit bc I can’t lie about how many times I’ve read something interesting on there#stay safe on Reddit though
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OMG THX GOD. IT WAS FAKE. IT WAS A JOKE THAT I FELL FOR. FALSE ALARM YOU ALL. IT WAS FAKE!!! YOU CAN CALL HIM JACQUES OR GABRIEL OR WHATEVER!!! EUGENE WAS A JOKE!!!!!
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#eyes dont lie#jikook#jungkook#kookmin#jimin#minkook#ays#bts#bts army#bts jimin#bts jungkook#jikook kookmin jinkook jiminshiii jk
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promptober day 6: books 📚
#promptober2024#DBDA#dbda fanart#save dead boy detectives#save dbda#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#art#my art#dc#the sandman universe#this was a struggle i cant lie#im so bad at traditional art sos#harry potter books#destroyed a JK rowling book to make this#like a good samaritan#lots of fun 10/10 would recommend#crystal palace#charles rowland#niko sasaki#no edwin payne because ive drawn enough of him lately#dbdpromptober2024#beetlebug—-1
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Hand placement 👀 they're not actually holding hands ⬅️ says the animators back in the day
I just finished season 4 and I'm so excited for season 5 & rewatching 97
charles babe i just need you to swap your left and right hands ok dont ask why idc if your thumbs are switched too just please close your left hand
#snap chats#bestie sent me the BTS book for 92 and i swear theres a foot note that says theyre holding hands in this very scene 100% no lie no foul#'we have accompanied a great victory this day' yeah love wins or whatever now this is the part where erik floats off into space#also hi erik you still fucking wide as shit. your waist is absurd. i think i hauve covid. or food poisoning again#from all this fucking BEEF HEYO im funny. please laugh. im laughign int he dark. i am very sad.#jk im gonna go play rivals i just saw a clip of someoen playing magneto for once and i got inspired LMAOOOOOO#why the fuck is he so wide. ..... im gonna get sick if i think of his waist i gotta go
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