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#jjk#cant wait for them to not have a happy ending#yuji itadori#jk jk or am i#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki#jujutsu kaisen#my art#itafushikugi#jjk itadori#jujutsu itadori#itadori yuuji#jjk kugisaki#jujutsu kaisen kugisaki#jujutsu kugisaki#jjk fushiguro#fushiguro megumi#jujutsu sorcerer#jjk fanart#art
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TOM KAUTLIZ|| 2023 SMUT ||
Warnings: Smut, cock warming, m receiving, idek what else tbh.
Litearly gonna cry cuz I'll never have this man‼️ also this gif was giving much tom 4 some reason. I'm new 2 this so this might be bad💀
WORDS: I'm to lazy so idek
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"Mh, Tomm" Y/n whines, turning her head to face tom "awh, is my little princess getting impatient?" Tom taunts, "pay attention to the movie, meine Prinzessin". You do as he says, turning your head away from his, and planting your eyes on the TV. It's hard to concentrate, every two minutes his cock twitches inside you. Everytime, you try to hold back a moan but eventually one slips out making Tom whisper in your ear, "a few more minutes doll" you feel his hand growing up your side, reaching your head, pulling you away from the screen and pulling you into a kiss. "Tom- please." You ask, looking into his lustfuleyes. "Fine, fine. Impatient." He pulls his dick out of you, turning on his back.
You reach him, grabbing his throbbing mess. You roll your tongue onto his tip, feeling him tense up, "you okay baby?" You ask, putting ur mouth around his tip, he nods his head, grasping your hair. "Tom, baby. No, no, hands off." He does as he's asks, releasing your hair. You put his tip in your mouth again, slowly going down on his cock, watching him every few seconds tense up. "Scheiße, Prinzessin." Tom manages to mumble out. "What baby?" You pull his dick out of your mouth, slapping it on you tounge a few times and putting it back into your mouth, bobbing up and down. Tom bucks his hips, "baby! Fuck" Tom groans, reaching your hair, bobbing you up and down faster. "Im gonna cum!" Tom groans out, bobbing u up and down even faster. His hips stutter for a second, then cumming. In the back of your throat, thank god. I mean you didn't want a mouth full of cum. "Fuck princess, I love you so much. You know that?" Tom asks, I quickly sallow, crawling up to him and kissing him.
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meine Prinzessin: my princess
Scheiße: shit
Prinzessin: princess
I'm not going over this so enjoy any errors if I made any‼️
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Honestly there would be more, I'm just to lazy to finish it so yeah🥱 k ttyl bitches😘
#tom kaulitz#tom kaulitz smut#tom kaulitz x reader#bill kaulitz#georg listing#gustav schäfer#tokio hotel#tokio hotel fanfic#new to tumblr#im so bored rn#this is a cry for help#jk jk or am i#bitchomfgfml k byeeee
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Omg just realised I never told you guys what my exact reaction to the bucktommy/ bi buck confirmation kiss was and I think you’ll find it funny from my buddie shipping self because of how many mixed feelings I felt in that minute
This is from the point I thought MAYBE something was gonna happen when Tommy was stepping closer:
what are you doing?😲 Sir? Back away🤨actually-wait no come closer-no back awa-no COME CLOSER
Ahhhhhh oh my god idk what I want anymoreeee
COME CLOSER GODDAMMIT
No way no way no way no way no-*gasp* *looks around in my fully empty room like did anyone see that😮🫢*
*happy squeaking cos BI BUCK that I think was meant to be words*
#mind you I was saying this out loud while watching a live stream at 2 am and having to contain my screams#also pretty sure 80% of my objection is due to a general dislike of men named Thomas#jk jk or am i#911#buddie#just to clarify I mean the real life thomases I’ve met not Tommy#evan buckley#911 abc#eddie diaz#911 fox#evan buck buckley#911onfox#buckley diaz family
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Would you be willing to play smash or pass game?
Too old and too tired for smash or pass lol
#thank you for interacting with me#my boyfriend already had a good long laugh at the type of shit i write#id be horrified to know how'd he react to this#probably with more laughter#not in an intentionally cruel way#he just thinks this is hilarious#and i am in too much pain to enjoy shame right now lol#jk jk or am i
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Fiona and Hugh (ignore the bad quality my camera still sucks)
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.... he has at least 4 pairs with different colors. you know exactly what i’m talking about, don’t lie. (yes, yes the shorts)
I can draw whatever I want and I chose to draw this... I think it’s a pretty solid choice, my priorities are in the right place
Click on pic for better qualityyyy
.... i still think i probably made his eyes to big... maybe his face too?? hmmmmmmmmmmmm, oh well there is always a next time drawing him!
#persona 4#Persona 4 golden#p4#P4G#yosuke hanamura#yu narukami#souji seta#persona 4 protagonist#bro i'm using the tags as fanfic tags hahahahahhahah#jk jk or am i#souyo#yuyo#idiots#why do i always end up liking idiots????#both of them are silly in their own ways#fanart#myart#digitalart#sketches
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I'm gonna repost/post (whatever you wanna call it) this picture again 'cause MY GOD it's my favourite picture in the world
#*plays you can be the boss by lana del rey*#screaming without the s#saving private ryan#spr#medic wade#irwin wade#private jackson#daniel jackson#private reiben#richard reiben#giovanni ribisi#barry pepper#edward burns#slay daddy#jk jk or am i
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This may sound really weird but I like how out of breath gojo was in this episode after killing all the transfigured humans
It’s a good way to show he’s human he can get tired
Idk if I’m making sense
#also it sounds hot#jk jk or am I#jjk#gojo satoru#jjk spoilers#jjk season 2#jjk season 2 spoilers#satoru gojo#jjk s2
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Of ancient magic and blood oaths
Gotham is a city build on cursed, ancient land. Even long before it became a place of civilization the people used the flourishing forest and the torrent waters, that even back then were unpredictable, for their own sinful deeds. The innocent were dragged, dead or alive, with their blood tainting the earth and seeping into the crust, the skin of mother earth. She was repulsed at their actions and began to act out, sending out earthquakes and floods to deter them from seeking this remote place out any longer and dirty the land. But the people were persistent and found enjoyment in the elemental disasters.
Soon enough a group of people, steadily growing at that, found their calling and began to purposefully turn into a game. It was as if the retaliation of HER only spurned them further on, accelerating the descent into chaos. Their body count rose as they let free their victims in the land only to hunt them down. When that grew too boring, because the hunters were simply too human they broke another rule. They went against the rightful law of humanity and played with experimentations that were inexcusable. It was slow, yet a gradual growth, as they perfected their hunters. Hundreds of years later their name was still known in whispering myths that only a few knew of their origin by then as their purpose changed for more power, the Court of Owls and their Talons.
All that to say that the unnecessary bloodshed on the land caused the very earth to turn sick. An infection that grew deep and rotted it from within. It stank of death and attracted the attention of the supernatural beings. Humans were manipulated into staying and the supernatural mingled under them with none of them any wiser. Gotham was born from the vulgar and as such the rot was ever-growing. The sickness would have spread considerably more if it hadn't been for the shamans and warlocks that put borders on Gotham. The curse at that point too old and too powerful already to be broken, but it could be contained. At a price to never being able to banish it, that those once born in Gotham could never escape HER grasp completely and forever confined to HER will and lastly that those with magic caliber were to always suffer in the presence.
{SHE would weep forever weep at HER daughters poor fate when humans blemished HER, ripped HER open mercilessly and made HER unrecognisable to HER own mother. In order to stay safe SHE was forced to abandon HER child, banishing HER as if it had been HER at fault. Regardless of the grief SHE did it for the greater good and shut HER away forever, did never hear out HER cries for help and the apologies that GOTHAM failed HER mother were a fatal mistake. But the humans gave HER a name, ripped her from Divinity and Purity and made her humane. As such MOTHER EARTH would never be able to wield power over GOTHAM ever again and SHE was at the mercy of the people now, woolly human and yet a being they could never be able to comprehend. Trapped between dimensions with an inability to ever return. As GOTHAM raged over the injustice, MOTHER EARTH came to forget about her beloved daughter as a being of beyond time and space could never revel in such human emotions. Stripped from Divinity GOTHAM had become unworthy of HER devotion that was blinding like the stars and the protection this brought forth either.}
Blood Oaths & Other Rules
Born from the laws of Gotham and the supernatural that ended up captured by the land. Gotham is a vicious beast that pretends to be the slaver when SHE is the once divine collared and isolated from the Mother. Gotham and HER people were taught laws old old, or used to, until they became too prideful and thought to trick Gotham by neglecting teaching their young ones any longer. As such they broke the deal and Gotham struck back.
Their deal was a simple one of Give and Take. Gotham had thought HER to be merciful after the boundaries were set, but humans were cruel and only ever know how to take. More and more they their greed drove them to make mistakes. Enraged SHE decided to unleash the curses of the humans back on them. A cursed land could never live in peace after all. If they did not fear the Beast, the Divine, they would simply fear themselves. Many people grew sick, more blood began to flow and new terrors in the form of entirely human entities took form and haunted the streets. Her greatest terror would forever be the Joker. And while SHE resented the humans and the endless cycle of curses, SHE could never hate what SHE created. But SHE was not entirely cruel with a small spark of HER Divinity withstanding and as such SHE created two, an antithesis so to speak. Two princes of Gotham.
{It was hope in a dark place they did not deserve. Maybe because of that Gotham took HER princeling's parents on HER own land and let him watch. Maybe SHE wanted to tempt him to the same darkness when his brother by everything but blood was the one at fault. Time and time again SHE gave him a wy out, yet HER Prince never accepted it.}
Because of the nature and creation of Gotham, blood oaths belong to the ancient magic. There are two types of blood oaths.
Vengeance blood Oath
A victim curses their perpetrator when their blood gets spilled. This causes them to lay a claim over the other to fulfill their vengeance one day, which is easier when the victim remains alive. Those who attempt to kill him with no blood oath on him will be unable to, a natural response of survival instinct seen as striking a target regardless sends the cursed victims on you instead. A curse like that can only be broken should the target beg for it, which also brings the vengeance of the victims as they get to be in tune with the person striking down the target before leaving forever after the death. Should the victim however die they too get affected by the curse and are forced to haunt Gotham, only able to be seen by their target and bring them to madness.
{The infamous mad Joker coincidentally has the most curses claiming him. Despite the apparent madness that steadily affects him, the man does not falter and instead seems to relish in it. The curses of vengeance are unable to be broken.}
Dealer blood Oath
The far simpler and more frequent of the two oaths, the Dealer. It still follows the old rules more resolutely and before humans betrayed Gotham. Between multiple people they need to share blood and make a deal of Give & Take. Those deals are in itself easier and by nature also easier to break, although with dire consequences, however because those oaths are based on the earliest times they are inheritedly unfair in nature. The one striking the deal can force another one into the oath, should they be excessively hurt by them, and they are the only one in the participants able to break off the deal. Seen as breaking a deal causes great harm to the other parties such a thing is a great opportunity. However one cannot force the same person into a oath more than once.
#tim drake as a vampire#batfamily#tim drake#sentient gotham#no literally lets make mother earth and gotham some old divine beings#I took the prince of gotham bit a bit too literally#I hate the Joker but I'll live for the themes between Batman and the Joker together#I wanna hug gotham#that might sound strange but#also fuck humans#jk jk or am I#screaming in frmale rage and mommy issues for gotham#i love the idea of blood related powers for anything#though this is hardly a power idea
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slides this onto the dash. follow @herogig
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mutuals who are picking garrus over zev DIVORCE!!!!!!!!
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I love how Eddie comes off so mature at first that you’d think he’s an All of the girls you’ve loved before girlie but in reality he’s a You belong with me, Hits different -“ I pictured you with other girls in love and threw up on the street” petty bitch girlie
#I say this as an I pictured you with other girls in love and threw up on the street petty girlie#jk jk or am I#obsessed with his petty little reactions#as he should#me🤝 calling grown men girlie babygirl princess etc#it’s fun#eddie diaz#911#buddie#pining eddie era#my posts
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Kritch’s form scared me it’s a jump scare 😭 if i ever see him irl I would probably be like this or cry
I understand lol I'm not a very good artist haha
#i do like exoskeletoned aliens tho#im tired of fleshy beings#like a sentient xenomorph#jk jk or am i#bad art#it's okay tho#there's a reason why this isn't an art blog lol
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this slut off poll is making me crazy. do people understand the premise??? how is remus beating sirius? how did remus beat marlene? how was narcissa kicked out first round? i can't. these results are in no way, shape, or form valid results. i have so much beef with y'all now
no bc i’m just sitting here having a ball i was never expecting valid results i was always expecting chaos and i’m so happy people have delivered <3 the concept of remus beating sirius is so utterly hilarious to me in a fandom that has built itself upon the concept of sirius black being a huge slut that i’m just chilling with my popcorn rooting remus on HAHAHAH
#organ donations#i personally believe remus is sluttier#but that’s just me#i didnt sayyy you all had to agree 😁#(quickly hides all my threats)#jk jk or am i
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uploaded a new fic after 10 months y’all better enjoy
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Whoever said that suicidal thoughts go away… you’re a liar
#jk#sewer slide#jokes#kinda depressing#sorry for being depressing#20s#depressing quotes#sewercide#sewerslvt#jk jk... unless?#jk jk or am i#jk jk lol#maybe idk#kermit the frog#lolz
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