#jk good for her

[onceandfuturelesbian]

ok merlin fic prompt incoming

merlin, the knights, morgana and gwen regularly get together for game night or whatever and they decide to play “i’ll drink if” (i made it up just now)

i’ll drink if: everyone sits in a circle and you go around and say something starting with “i’ll drink if…” and if that statement applies to someone they have to drink.

ie. i’ll drink if my socks currently have holes in them, i’ll drink if i’ve already showered today, etc etc

(lowkey just never have i ever but tbh the wording of that game confuses me)

some of the statements are completely normal (leon, percival, lancelot, maybe elyan), some are a little risqué (gwen, merlin, maybe elyan) and some are completely unhinged (gwaine and morgana)

^ canon arthur would be normal, modern arthur would be a little risqué

gwaine, a bit tipsy: i’ll drink if i’ve ever had even a little crush on merlin.

gwaine, lancelot, gwen and percival: *takes a sip*

merlin, mostly sober: what??

arthur, mostly sober & trying to go unnoticed: *takes a shot*

merlin, who definitely noticed: WHAT?!!!!?!!!!

turns out arthur is just as in love with merlin as merlin is with him.

they get together yayyyy

someone PLEASE WRITE THIS

and i’d fucking die if it was canon era/canon divergence blah blah blah PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[clouvu]

Save me french yuri... Save me

[vile-br4t]

my snuggle buddy, we barely stayed awake 😮‍💨

[makeshiftkeytar]

[starflungwaddledee]

Starstruck dee x Meta knight!! tasty sadd!!!

i always fall for the poetic liars, faulty wires, sandcastles and fairy tales deep down i think it's all i deserve, believing words will do what they say they will holding on to you is like guarding a grenade slow dancing on land mines, it's only a matter of time oh but i can't resist, i can't resist 🎵 landmines - BELLSAINT 🎶

once again the shipaganza's most requested (the rest were anonymous, but thank you!), so i'm using this one to formally wrap it up this year! spectacular victory for meta knight i think. tasty sadd, hope you enjoy!

*✩˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ valentines shipaganza masterpost ✩˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ⋆˙⟡

[flicklikesstuff]

This scene made me laugh 😂

Like, I can clearly hear that one part in “Love in Paradise” with the loud silence afterwards in it.

[bluestonewings]

Shocking nobody, moldy jkrowling is acephobic as well. Anyways

[crystallizsch]

BRAIDS BRAIDS BRAIDS BRAI (mayu by @anbaisai || fayrouz by @fell-fell) :3c

i imagine yuusha gave the girls both their braids

[castorfell]

Vooz knew they'd be too powerful as friends

[aaaaanndbackstabbed]

Della: ARE YOU-

Launchpad: fucking.

Della: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Launchpad: fucking.

Della: IDIOT!

Goldie:…now, what was that?

Launchpad: Donald banned Della from swearing so I’m helping her out

[finnthefishi]

what's he saying

[toodymcdoody]

hahahaha meet ugly with bakugo :)

to be fair, you’re a bad driver and you Know you’re a bad driver. The speed limit is just a suggestion on the open road, especially if you have ur hype music playing.

But sometimes…when a day has been particularly rough, you tend to drive slower. As in, 5 below the speed limit.

So, this dude has been on your ASS, like so bad. So you do the only thing you Can do without damaging ur shitty car

You go even slower , now 10 miles below the speed limit, you do full stops on the stop signs, and it helps that it’s a one way road.

It becomes less funny when this rando car is STILL behind you the closer you get to your nana’s house. Suddenly the car honking at you constantly is not so funny anymore

Debating on passing the house and just driving around until this lunatic stops. However, you know your nana would have your ass if you’re late AGAIN to the family dinner.

You park and glance in your review seeing the lunatic car park at the house beside you.

Great.

“where’d ya learn to drive?” is the first thing you hear once you open the door. it’s a man. “better yet, who taught ya to drive? your grandma?”

slowly getting out of your car, you try your best to be the bigger person. You make your way to the front door, ignoring the mystery man. Was it wrong to go slow just cos he was on your ass? Maybe, but-

“Hah? Can you hear me?”

“Can you shut the fuck up?” You yell back, spinning around to look at this stupid ass driver. Fuck. He’s hot. His eyebrows furrow slightly.

“Yea, you!” you point a finger at him, emotions so high you can feel your face getting taught. “Or does your mouth run a mile per minute just like your stupid ass driving?”

He opens his mouth but you wave your finger in front of you. Walking towards him you continue, “Nah-uh. Don’t talk! You drive like someone is dying in your back seat,”

he lets you continue but his face doesn’t look as annoyed anymore. just simply watching where this rant goes.

“All the while, I look in my review and you’re sitting there bored to death,” you make a motion showing him what you saw. One arm holding onto a fake steering wheel while the other is holding your cheek up, pretending to be asleep.

“Like seriously! If you’re gonna drive like an asshole, at least have the urgency of one! Don’t get on my ass cos you have the patience of a 2 year old!” you poke his chest lightly but it’s enough.

Enough to feel his muscle.

Enough to think, damn that’s a fucking rock right there.

Enough to think, built like a pro-hero.

Enough to think, hey. doesn’t he look like-

And he’s just standing there, staring at you. Not in a bad way. Just in a, got any more? way.

“(Y/n)!!!” you hear your nana call out.

“Oh look you met our neighbor’s kid! Come in, they’re over for dinner!!”

[raylazuko]

New headcanon.

That Diluc and Crepus are alike in a lot of ways and I get the impression that Crepus also lived vicariously through Diluc in terms of “I couldn’t be a knight so you go do that” even if he may have had some reservations with the Knights himself but wouldn’t wanna alienate them because of his kids or because of business reasons.

That Crepus and Varka have a begrudging mutual respect for each other but do not agree with each other’s tactics.

Crepus, like later Diluc, finds the knights inefficient. That he was working to bring down the Fatui in his own way secretly. There is some underground vigilante anti-Fatui group that Diluc later joined because he has contacts in Mond when he gets back.

Diluc is a kid and delluded into thinking the Knights are perfect and Crepus doesn’t wanna crush his dreams.

Then reality happens.

That Diluc has noticed some corruption already and has his reservations and annoyances. That that night was his final straw. That he’s relieved to be out of the Knights but feels like he let his father down but also has a weird feeling that he did the right thing by him.

And that he later learns more about the underground efforts and just how stupid the knights are being and that diplomacy doesn’t solve everything.

But he doesn’t wanna alienate them too much because of his begrudging respect for Kaeya.

And also he’s annoyed and slightly jealous that Kaeya took his position.

He secretly wishes Kaeya would leave but if he told Kaeya everything he knows it would destroy him. Or he just wouldn’t listen.

Or that Kaeya does know and wants to change things from the inside.

Or he stays because he thinks that’s what Crepus wanted and actually sees Diluc as disrespecting their father’s wishes.

Or Kaeya stays because the knights treated HIM well, and he doesn’t have any other family left. They ARE his family. His dad abandoned him and he doesn’t know where his mom is (if shes alive). If he has other siblings they’re probably working for the Order. His adoptive dad died and his adoptive brother views him as a pushover for staying perhaps.) Let’s also not forget that Kaeya was probably pressured into doing whatever he was forced to do as a kid as being an heir to the Abyss Order basically. He probably doesn’t know HOW to say no or stand up against institutional injustice. Anything is better than where he came from. So he mostly just distances himself from the Knights by hunting treasure hoarders for fun and gathering intel because his position is literally useless.

I also think Jean’s hands are tied because she’s also barely legal and has too much pressure and is probably going off some some handbook and can’t reorganize things too much to not piss of Varka when he gets back. Plus they’re short-staffed. It’s very likely Varka groomed Jean in some way to succeed him and just put way too much pressure on this kid so now all she knows is how to work. Yeah I don’t like Varka lol.

For Kaeya it’s like “don’t bite the hand that feeds”. Kaeya leaving the knights would lose him EVERYTHING and he cannot risk that. There’s also a real chance that Varka knows about his past and if he leaves, he would become a target due to him being potentially dangerous.

It’s just a big mess all around and Ragbros+Jean are dysfunctional adults that had unrealistic pressures put on them as kids.

[bxdtime-ceai]

"jkr doesn't hate asexuals yall are just looking for attention" describing us as people who "don't fancy a shag" is quite disrespectful in addition to being incorrect and does indicate some level of hate considering her lack of compassion and motivation to find the right definitions. ON international asexuality day. imagine someone tells you "i dont think youre that special" using a megaphone in public on your birthday. so yeah she does hate us actually

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

One of Qiao Ling’s skills is just listed as “musical instruments” and while I’m assuming it implies she has one or two instruments she’s very good at, I choose to believe that Qiao Ling can pick up any instrument and play it perfectly through the power of being Qiao Ling

[kogglyuffs]

return of the vamprika