#jk aha... unless 😳

[kuromi-hoemie]

found out my manager's husband is a scrub, boy you better treat your girl right or i will.... SIKE i am throwing in some light flirting

[bunbunbunni]

it’s 1am, high doodling tiny space yuri…

What if we were two aliens who kissed on the weezer blue background aha jk,, unless 😳🏳️‍⚧️4🏳️‍⚧️ /j /meme ref

[kami-scribbles]

what if u... aha... drew ur harry but with pinstripes like he has in dialtown... jk jk.... unless? 😳

I’ve been groovin' lately, Have been movin maybe~

[loadsofcats]

Sooo… I Miss You by Blink-182 could be a Bayana song. Brief literary analysis to follow:

Hello, there The angel from my nightmare (hmmm… «И теперь ты - монстр. Мой монстр. А я - твой» vibes, no?) The shadow in the background of the morgue The unsuspecting victim (Balor taking refuge in Yana’s mind) Of darkness in the valley We can live like Jack and Sally if we want Where you can always find me And we'll have Halloween on Christmas And in the night, we'll wish this never ends We'll wish this never ends (oh no, the world’s ending. We’re gonna die! Or maybe you’re gonna die. We could go to the limbo together! Haha jk… Unless 😳😳…?)

Where are you? And I'm so sorry (maybe not the best idea to annoy the person you’re literally sharing a body with…) I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and always (unless Balor is in someone’s mind, he can’t survive) This sick, strange darkness Comes creeping on, so haunting every time And as I stare, I counted The webs from all the spiders Catching things and eating their insides (I don’t think I even have to explain this one, it just goes well; insides could, apart from the literal sense, refer to feeding on someone’s emotions) Like indecision to call you And hear your voice of treason (both could be saying this) Will you come home and stop this pain tonight? Stop this pain tonight (aha, so it’s awful to be confined together, but awfuler more awful to be away from each other)

Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you) (this one speaks for itself) Don't waste your time on me, you're already The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)

Anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

What if I were the yolk to your egg white aha jk jk.... unless???? 😳

TELL ME STUFF ON ANON

W-wow,,,,,,,,I am normal™,,,,,, I-I would let you kya-

[brianbrianbrain]

ID. Screenshot of a Tweet by Andrew Sillers @apsillers at 10:56 AM on May 18, 2021: I'm proud to have debuted the world's first GIF-based port of Doom on AO3 at #virtualbangbangcon! Play it at archiveofourown.org/workers/31295183. Attached is a screenshot of the AO3 work titled But can it run Doom? by gifbot. Stats: Published: 2021-05-15, Words: 35, Chapters: 1/1, Comments: 6, Kudos: 17, Hits: 239. Summary: AO3 is great, but can it run Doom? Of course!! Work body: GIF still of gun in a hand pointing down a dark room with Ammo, Health, Arms, Armor, Inventory etcetera in the bottom bar.

Menu: Esc | ^ v | Enter (Dead? Use Esc menu to restart!)

Move: ^^ Go vv | << Turn >> | << Strafe >>

Action: Start/Stop Shooting | Shoot Once | Open Door

Source code: https://github.com/apsillers/living-gift. End ID.

ID. Screenshot of AO3 work body text: Note: This single Doom game is controlled begin bold simultaneously end bold by begin bold everyone end bold looking at this page!! End ID.

The following are all screenshots of AO3 comments with usernames cropped out or scribbled out.

ID. >Note: This single Doom game is controlled simultaneously by everyone looking at this page!!

I just shared this on a couple discord servers and now they're probably all fighting for control lmao. You are a legend for making this End ID.

ID. what in the actual fuck End ID.

ID. how in the Kentucky fried FUCK End ID.

ID. How does it feel to have the biggest fucking balls in all of ao3 End ID.

ID. if we figure out a way to beat the game in this form i can't begin to explain the consequences. they may be limited or they may not be. End ID.

ID. no. your fucking kidding me

Reply by same user in all caps: jesus christ it actually works End ID.

ID. This is both the best and worst thing I've ever seen. End ID.

ID. What the fuck

But thank you. End ID.

ID. Wed 19 May 2021 07:30PM EDT: New fanfic idea: two people meet and fall in love by communicating through AO3 plays Doom.

Excellent work.

Reply by different user on Wed 19 May 2021 08:26PM EDT: 👉👈 what if.. aha... 💞 we kissed in the comments of ao3 plays doom.... 🙈 and we were both demon slayers..

jk bro, jkjk..

...unless? 😳

unless is italicized.

Reply by gifbot on Wed 19 May 2021 09:14PM EDT: [Fake relationship] [Gamers to Lovers] [Doom AU] [Demon slaying] [Comment play] [Emojis Treated Seriously] [The Correct Punctuation One loves the Emoji One] [They're Both Demon Slayers] [But Neither One Realizes The Other One Is Too]

I'm glad I made this so I could read this comment exchange. 😁 End ID.

ID. Now THIS is a transformative work!!!! End ID.

ID. I am enraged indeed. godspeed, you absolute genius.

Reply by gifbot: Some people just want to watch the world say "WTF" in perfect unison. End ID.

ID. Sometimes the internet IS a good thing, and this is one of those times

Bless this End ID.

ID. the fighting for control like a pack of wild hyenas

10/10 End ID.

ID. "But can it play DOOM?" Sir, this is strikethrough begins a Wendy's strikethrough ends AO3... (amazing. horrifying. not the epitome of "because I can" but pretty close.)

Last Edited Thu 20 May 2021 02:33AM EDT. End ID.

ID. What the fuck have you done

Thank you. End ID.

ID. I can't Kudos this enough. This is the most frustrating Doom game I've every played and I'm loving every second of it. You are a genius. End ID.

ID. In all caps: witchcraft

Reply by giftbot: please don't tell the Church 😬. End ID.

ID. you've heard of twitch plays pokemon now get ready for ao3 plays doom End ID.

Holy fucking shit y'all.

[that-random-person-again]

Aha chrysalis au wips.....haha jk.....unless? 😳

Urudidiifkdkr

[thequeencity]

CHRIS & MIKA | celly moments ( NYR vs FLA. 11.08.2021. )

[owlf45]

If it's so fun to watch me freak out then maybe you should draw more hot afo

aha ha jk... unless? 😳

If I had any spare time on my hands, I would bring you hot afo on a platter, Ashie

[lucyepiccrash]

@hwisgf

[nyaskitten]

hey, what if we drew our oc's kissing? aha jk... unless ���?

[spacedouterri]

What if we were princes together? 😳😳😳👉👈 aha

Hahha 😂 what if were princes together 🤔 and we were both boys sometimes 😳😳 lmao jk jk 🤪 unless...👀👀

[hyuukais]

what if we 😳😳 wrote a fic together 😳😳 maybe 😳😳😳

aha... jk.. unless 👁️🫦👁️

i mean 👁🫦👁

[lumity-rights]

omg OK. so he full on screeched when they asked each other out and he’s currently thrashing around on my bed in excitement. during this whole process he’s excitedly whisper-yelled to me that they’re finally dating to me several times now and also asked me if they’re going to get married. to which i said maybe!!

i watched escaping expulsion with my little brother and y’all i’m losing my mind??? i was like “hey you know amity has a crush on luz right?” and he said “duh!! she’s always blushing around her.” but it doesn’t end there. nono this kiddo had the AUDACITY to very shyly tell me that he ships them and thinks “they’d be really cute together🥺”

hello???? all the lgbtq media he’s watched prior to this season of the owl house (she ra, kipo, the dragon prince, etc.) has normalized queerness for him so much. i’m on the verge of tears this is why representation like this is so important

[vigilaent]

quick little wishlist while i am once again stuck at work

villain aus. for science

threads where ex catholic dick Appears. let him lament the condition of the human soul

gar listens to ur muse talk about their problems. that's it, don't ask... maybe they hold hands

teach kori about an earth thing. watch her brain explode

h/c. my muse, your muse. both our muses idc they are on death's door with only each other it's fine

[vibrating] dc but they're cowboys

also ship w me perhaps?.. aha jk..... unless...? 😳

rachel brings ur muse back to life 👁👄👁

[aherodias]

aha what if i told you it was the year of our lord 2021 and i wrote nearly 19k of an american vandal fanfiction in which sam and peter both go insane over twitter being convinced they’re in love? aha jk that would be silly.... 😳 unless?