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winter so far for me has just been insanely windy and tbh i am sick of it!

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i dont "ship" anything i just understand .

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that is a Real Human Being

okay i'm going to kill myself for different reasons now i just saw luigi mangione smut fic

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okay i'm going to kill myself for different reasons now i just saw luigi mangione smut fic

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Who taught you to hate your voice? Who taught you to hate your laugh and your smile? Who was it that told you your bones were the problem? Who insisted that you are being too loud when you are happy? Who made you to fear the weight of your own footsteps? What type of person was it that told you how much space you are allowed to take up? Who taught you to hate yourself? Who taught you there was a right way to be and you arent it?

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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i find the whole "i had unpleasant experiences with leftists before so now im a raging fascist" narrative incredibly funny because we have all had unpleasant experiences with leftists before. it comes free with being a leftist

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These posts are cousins to me.

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so what happened with Elon musk

I cannot even begin to explain everything.

So essentially, Connor invites twitter user Adrian to join his stream. This Adrian is suspected of being Elon Musk's secret alt account due to similar beliefs, being a bootlicker, them interacting, and speaking similarly. Adrian accepts the invite, joins Connor's fortnite Friday live, and the Connor proceeds to do the following:

-Make fun of Elon Musk's repeatedly while Elon can say nothing because he is supposedly 'Adrian'

-accuse Adrian/Elon of being unable to name 3 women (Adrian/Elon proceeds to not name 3 women. Science says this means connor's theory may be true)

-tell Adrian/Elon he could get Mr.Beast to drop him in the Canadian woods and see if he could survive (Adrian/Elon does not decline)

-call SPACEX gay (Adrian/Elon says this makes him homophobic. He is still unable to name 3 women)

-ask Adrian/Elon to name 3 women again (still does not)

-Invite Adrian/Elon to the next fortnite Friday (asks if he will be able to name 3 women next week)

-call Adrian/Elon bad at fortnite ("We've seen you play we know you can't kill them")

-Ask Adrian/Elon if he is stupid when he tells him that the TV show better call Saul is not TV

-Tell Adrian that he thinks he is Elon (Adrian claims not to be)

And many more treats you could discover in the VOD

They were also killed by fortnite user eattherich69

Happy watching!

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picked minecraft back up recently after not playing since like late 2021 to early 2022 and just spent hours mining for ancient debris only to find out i need a smithing template now :)

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I love baseball

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this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

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tickles me pink when you get a quest to kill ghosts in an rpg. like yeah this massive broadsword is gonna do just fine against these things.no rites no helping them move on just fucking cleaving them in twain

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i think i would genuinely give up some sort of body part or organ if it meant never having to weave in ends or seam things (knitting, crochet, embroidery/cross stitch, etc) together ever again

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painting is one of the few things in my life that makes me feel whole and centered. i love art with every fiber of my being. the above images are a few of my paintings.

if you want to contribute to my art, you can do so for as little as $2 a month on my patreon. i so, so badly want to paint full-time. please help me make that happen.

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(this is the only photograph in the post--that's me painting! with joy in my heart! and my bunny is helping.)

painting what i am meant to do. on my patreon, you get wips+early access to my paintings, blogs+vlogs, art guides, makeup tutorials, 🐇🐇exclusive halo photos🐇🐇, and more. most importantly, you get to know you are directly supporting the arts. and what a joyful feeling that is!

i post weekly 🫶

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please share and please subscribe. it's easy and it's so stupid cheap. i intentionally made it a price that is accessible to everyone.

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i am physically disabled with a horrific and permanent nerve disorder called CRPS. my ability to work a traditional job is limited due to this. patreon is a vital part of my income. please subscribe, and please stay. it's literally $2.

patreon.com/lalalychee

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people laugh at me for always asking a baby's permission before picking them up but let me tell you when my nephew was seven months old I picked him up off the floor without checking first and he was absolutely outraged and reproached me with terrible wails. just because a person is very small doesn't mean it's not scary and upsetting to be scooped up out of nowhere by a much larger person. quite the contrary. obviously if a baby is in danger or the situation is otherwise pressing you can temporarily suspend the rules of polite behavior and just grab them up, much like you are allowed to violently shove a grownup if a speeding car is bearing down on them. but that doesn't mean you just go around shoving people as a matter of routine. show some consideration to our latest arrivals on this horrible planet. they are better at communicating than you think