#jjk socmed

[the-2nd-random-kid]

Oops lmao i almost forgot these AHAHA--

Meta commentary/deets in the Read More

LMAO I ACTUALLY GOT REMINDED OF THESE WHEN I POSTED THE ONES EARLIER GJSKFJSJFJDJ

Lmaooooop these were actually made based off an irl experience i had-- genuinely the dialogue that haibara tweeted was a real ass convo between me and my friend, with me being nanami and my friend being haibara FBSMDJSJ

I was just being overdramatic lmao-- tbf, we were animating in the dark for 4 to 6 hours straight and my eyes and mind were Dying AHAHA

The only difference between the tweet and reality is that gojo didnt bring me a care package 🥲🥲🥲

Also LMAO i made the other three pics in the middle of making this post AHAHA

Inspiration strikes whenever you least expect it HFKSJFEKG

Deadass got possessed by the writing ghost LMAOO

[ruwhimsical]

DRIVE ME CRAZY!!

how they react when they get jealous ! ft. gojo , shidou , suna

cw: kys jokes , shidou is RABID!! , all of them are dtm but they’re fine so its ok , freaky ass lineup..ENJOY!!!

© writing belongs to ruwhimsical 2024. do not repost

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[elektrae]

JJK characters on Twitter 1/?

[bichietozier-s]

🕷️Catch You On The Web!!🕸️

An Itafushi spiderman socmed au ❤️

In which Yuuji Itadori, newly a sophomore in college who still has not a clue what he wants to do with his life, gets bitten by a radioactive spider and gains new abilities, stats and powers. He's coasting on his raw athletic ability, a full-ride scholarship handed to him despite his less-than-perfect grades, when he realizes he's got way more ahead of him than he'd ever imagined. Including, but not limited to, a newfound crush that also throws him for a loop.

you are reading: Prologue | Part 1 | Part 1.5 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 5.5 | Part 6 (coming soon!)

notes:

Established nobamaki, inuokko, a smidge one-sided itajun :') + other background ships here n there. Non curse au, only some know each other prior! Timestamps do NOT matter (unless specified), nobara and junpei go to a different college from everyone else, and this starts from the VERY beginning (so, no spidey yet). It's a mainly twt-based au bc this is my favorite way to see characters interacting 😋

That should do it! I hope everyone enjoys 🥹

Accounts!

OKAYY everything's set up!! i have learned tumblr formatting ommmmg. I have the first 4 and a half parts or so written already (active over on twt but i find myself over here more lately!) so part 1 should not be far behind this post!

Last but not least, pls pls pls lmk if you'd like to be on a taglist!!! :3c don't be afraid to ask, i'd be happy to start one 🤗

Thanks for reading + interest all 🫶🏻🥰

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[s4toryuu]

inumaki headcanons — 2

notes: inumaki my beloved… as promised this one is a xreader, slice of life, reader wears dresses and is implied is a ‘girl’, toge goes viral on tiktok so kind of socmed!au

part 1

so like when you met him you thought he was mysterious at first

and then you were just like ??? he thinks he’s so cool not talking… geh, rude

so you start being cold to him for a while until one day he writes you a post-it asking you to go out to a cafe nearby

confused, you were interested in seeing his face and, like, you had nothing else to do so why not

you were apprehensive at first but you guys ordered the exact same drink and food without knowing and you got along because of it

that day you got really close even though it was mostly through his notes app (he types really fast)

you guys had the same humor (albeit he’s more outward and immature)

he took his mask down to eat and you, like, stopped chewing on your mochi waffle and started staring because you did not expect him to be so good-looking

and he definitely noticed because he started chuckling and he tried to hide it as he took a bite of his waffle

and oh my god his smile

a/n: ok I’m definitely writing this fic comment if you want to be tagged!!

you find out he’s really scared of making you do something you don’t wanna do, like terrified, like it’s his top 3 nightmares

the first couple of times you slept over he taped his mouth shut in case he sleep talked LMFAO

you only found out because you woke up earlier than him and you laughed almost waking him up

you guys getting together was a crazy feat tbh

he’s a gentleman

but he’s a troll first

like you were starting to think he just wanted to dress up fem after stealing your clothes for the 4th time

so you bought him a dress for his birthday

it wasn’t a cheap dress either (you bought it in your size) lol being a jujutsu tech student you couldn’t even spell broke so

one day during training he’s late and as you were about to check on him at his dorm he turns the corner and holy shit no fucking way

he’s wearing the fucking dress

he couldn’t zip it up so the open back was flapping around as he walked towards you with this exact smile :] on his face

it was supposed to be a maxi dress that ended at the calves but since it was in your size it ended at his knee

luckily (not) he was wearing sweatpants

everyone was so confused but gojo didn’t even make any comment he was just like “ok now that toge’s here..!”

you were dying while everyone was just confused whether he was serious in wearing the dress 😭😭😭 yuta was like “oh… you’re gonna wear that for training..?”

toge puts his hands in the pockets, emphasizing it “shake shake!” with a shit eating grin

“where’s your scarf thingy?” “it didn’t match with the dress :(” he typed

and he was deadass cuz he actually trained with it until it got in the way so he just took it off and he trained shirtless

but you weren’t complaining though hehehe

when you first made out you flinched in shock because you felt cursed energy from the marking on his tongue

you got addicted afterward…

I imagine him to have like really nice (?) aegyo sal and really pretty eyes

his love language (giving) is 10000% physical touch and teasing you

he does that “what’s that?” rizz shit and you fall for it every time

he went viral on tiktok for doing the dance to sekai no owari’s habit in his uniform because he did it COMPLETELY nonchalant despite shaking ass like he does it for a living

it was his first public tiktok too and it had 637.2k likes in 5 days

you’re like wtf and he’s just like the algorithms just love me (cuz he’s lwk famous on twt too)

the comments are like “lol how did his scarf not fall down” “oniisan were you forced to do this” “he looks like he would have a pretty face” “show us your face”

and then like yuuji (whos posts somewhat regularly) makes him do the kawaiikute gomen trend a month after toge’s habit tiktok and again he did it hella nonchalant

that one went crazy too it got 721.6k likes in 6 days

“this is the habit guy” “I knew he would have a cute face” “what’s with the weird makeup?” everyone’s just thirsting for him because he’s so nonchalant

you, and everyone who knows him, however, know that it’s a fuckING FACADE

he looks quiet and you’d think he would be cuz he can’t talk normally but he fucking yaps as if people understand him

he makes sure you know his opinion on everything

you’re watching a movie and he’s spitting “okaka! takana ikura ikura ikura!” every nine seconds

I mean he talks with the tone/intonation of what he actually means to say so it’s actually easy to understand him

and it’s only words he can’t say so he screams laughs and emotes like a normal teenage boy

he hates waking up early but you like taking walks in the morning sometimes and he never misses it for you

he loves you sm hehhehehe

part 3 coming soon! comment or submit an ask if you’d like to be tagged to the waffle cafe date!!

[mahyuume]

ch. 6 — shadow the hedgehog

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[ucchicookie]

G.S ♡

Main Characters Profile:

— Gojo Satoru: 1st Year. First time being in school bcs homeschooled since kinder.

— Iori Utahime: 3rd year. Student Council President. Never had a crush.

— Geto Suguru: Satoru's Best friend. Emo. Inlove ⬇️

— Ieiri Shoko: 🚬 but 🙊. In love ⬆️

[cruscribbles]

i have a personal headcannon that gojo has nystagmus— his eyes jitter around constantly and it unnerves the clan members (he uses it to his advantage)

[urlocaltannenbaumm]

ok not hq related but HELLO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH JJK CHAPTER 212 LET ME CATCH UP I'M JUST AT CHAP 173😭🤡

[kisskissgotohell]

sorry i just can't get over how absolutely stupid geto's whole plan is. the wiki wouldn't give me statistics but i'm assuming jujutsu sorcerers make up a very small minority of the population, given how every grade at the school is like 3 people? so like. geto, babe. what are you doing. sit me down in front of this motherfucker for five minutes and i'm crumbling his philosophy to the GROUND. what do you mean "kill all non-sorcerers" DO YOU EVEN HAVE ENOUGH SORCERERS TO FILL IN ESSENTIAL JOBS. how many jujutsu sorcerers do you know personally who are willing to take over the entire food industry from farming to processing to packaging to shipping. are you just planning to live off the land? what about cell service? power stations?? SANITATION??? what happens when you've killed all the fucking janitors and garbagemen of the world and now you're the ones living off candles without clean running water or a functioning waste management system. if gojo really wanted to stop you during the breakup he wouldn't have said it was impossible bc you're not powerful enough, he would've said it was impossible bc you didn't fucking think about it for longer than five minutes

[kawowoa]

how to (not) get the guy you want !

synopsis : sukuna is known to be jujutsu tech’s notorious super hot football player. he could get anyone he wanted—yet he doesn’t. you set your sights on him, wanting him to be yours even if it means making a fool out of yourself.

characters : most of the jjk cast

info : socmed au, gn. reader, reader is called ‘yuu’, delusional reader, a lot of swearing, death jokes, suggestive jokes, very self indulgent, possibly shitty jokes, college au!

status : hiatus again .. , tag list is closed

intoductions ; one , two

step one ; observation is key! sets your sights on the guy

step two ; don’t stalk that’s weird! stay close by so you get the chance to see him

step three ; uh oh back track! an interaction this early isn’t ideal!

step four ; second apologies never hurt! can’t let him think bad of you

step five ; don’t be afraid! always have confidence

step 5.5 ; a continuation!

step six ; impress him! not with looks of but with food

step seven ; a lasting impression! now he’s starting to think about you

step eight ; stay calm! or not either way just be yourself

step nine ; word spreads! your friends are gonna wanna know all about him

step ten ; make moves! doesn’t matter who but anything counts for progression

step eleven ; it’s the little things! do the stuff that’ll make them happy

step twelve ; ask him out! the worst he could say is no

step thirteen ; plan plan plan! it’s a collaborative effort

[moonsatosugu]

random texts with gojo!

warnings: suggestive , death joke , umm that’s it i think..

genre: fluff, comedy, bf!gojo (imisshimsobadimgoinginsane)

side note: i’m taking requests :D

a/n: this is WEIRD FOR ME OMG .. i’ve never done like socmed texts for anime characters b4 since i actually have another account for kpop (;﹏;) and like gojo, i’m sorry if i didn’t do him justice LOL , i have to get used to putting myself in his shoes. i’ve been into jjk since 2020 but it took for him to get slashed in half for me to open an acc 🏃‍♀️ he’s alive, ik my husband is alive ! this is how i’m coping though so … thank you for reading :D

p.s. DO NOT MIND THE SONGS that will show up when i’m doing texts 😭 i like to listen to music 24/7 i’m not even kidding

[solarwynd]

it's just been so obvious that hybe is like....trying to devalue jimin in the face of the public. it's a very very very interesting tactic they've been doing for years now. i know that most people think that he has resigned with hybe and i mostly believe it too, but it's very much giving blackballing that a lot of artists go through with their companies. it's happened to so many western artists. what do they gain from specifically acting like jimin fans are terrible to jungkook and jungkook fans aren't towards jimin?

I logged onto twitter through web to see what was going on, and the fact that I still see pjms trying to tag HYBE over all of this is insane to me? It’s honestly time to give that up for good. Like they’re literally the perpetrators in all of this, they do not care. 😭

And the devalue thing is very correct. Honestly it mimics what jjks do to him on socmed. Just a concentrated effort to ensure that Jimin is seen as isolated malefactor. (Wherein his case, the only crime he has committed is being too successful and revered for other people’s liking)

And what they would gain is also the exact same as what jjks do: make JK look like a victim, absolve jjks of any wrongdoings, drives armys to support him more while further ostracizing pjms and Jimin as well. They don’t want the majority in Jimin’s corner.

[bichietozier-s]

🕷️Catch You On The Web!!🕸️

An Itafushi spiderman socmed au ❤️

In which Yuuji Itadori, newly a sophomore in college who still has not a clue what he wants to do with his life, gets bitten by a radioactive spider and gains new abilities, stats and powers. He's coasting on his raw athletic ability, a full-ride scholarship handed to him despite his less-than-perfect grades, when he realizes he's got way more ahead of him than he'd ever imagined. Including, but not limited to, a newfound crush that also throws him for a loop.

you are reading:

Prologue | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 (coming soon!)

notes:

Megumi is back! Yippee!!! Lots of texting in this part, they should be pretty obvious whose pov they're from, but for the most part they'll be Yuta and Yuuji. There's a couple between Maki and Nobara :3c

Junpei held his phone in his hands, staring at the screen still sitting on the messages between himself and his two closest friends. 

Little date? Was Nobara just being her little teasing self? Most likely - no, she definitely was. But… Yuuji repeated it.

Was he reading too much into this?

His heart thrummed in his chest as he stared at the message from Yuuji. He was reading too much into that, right? He had to have been. 

Plus, why did that stand out so much to him anyway? It’s not like he had feelings for his best friend. He had never seen Yuuji as anything more than his closest friend before now, so why would it change so suddenly?

After re-reading the message for the 100th time, he simply closed out of the chat and turned his phone screen off. Maybe clearing his mind with some fresh air would help.

He was reading too much into that.

When he inevitably had to face Yuuji and Nobara in person a couple weeks from now, he’d know for sure where he stood on… that front. 

For now though, he simply shook it off, and told himself not to think too hard about that. Friends went on silly little “dates” all the time! This was no different.

Megumi sighed, dropping his phone down onto his bed. He rested his hands flat along the tops of his thighs, sliding them down to his knees and hoisting himself up off of his mattress. Welp, he might as well get this over with. 

He first grabbed his bottle of EXTRA STRENGTH melatonin gummies, following that with stuffing his phone into his pocket before sliding on his silly little wolf slippers that Toge and Yuta had gifted him last Christmas, and heading out the door of his dorm room.

As he stepped out into the hall, he considered for a moment that he was wearing the saddest outfit imaginable, but then quickly realized that … literally, who gives a fuck? He’s dropping off these stupid gummies to some kid he doesn’t even know. Why should he be concerned about his dark grey sweatpants and baggy black t-shirt? He was just rudely interrupted while reading, of course he was in boring loungewear.

“Alright, well…” he mumbled out loud to himself, before looking down the hall from his room. He happened to be the first door in the hall, so he didn’t need any clarification on which way to go from his room. But maybe, he should’ve just asked Yuta for the number of the room.

He sighed once more. “Yuta said… four rooms down from me?” He squinted his eyes as he counted down four doors, and stopped right in front of room 305. As he raised a fist to knock on the dark wood of the door, he paused as he heard yelling coming from inside. 

Megumi’s eyebrows knit together in slight confusion (and for some reason, not a hint of concern) as he pressed his ear closer to the door to try and listen to what the hell was actually going on in there.

“WAIT! Oh, my GOD!!! NOBARA. THIS GUY IS-” coupled with the sound of about a thousand gunshots, and then silence. “Yep, he got me,” pause. 

“Well, I was trying to tell you-” pause. 

“NO! NO,?? NO!!!!!! THAT’S NOT WHAT-” pause. Sounded like he was probably on a phone call or something. 

Wait, why the hell was he concerned about this at all? He was wasting time standing here eavesdropping on this one-sided conversation that, quite honestly, wasn’t giving him any information. He raised his fist once more as the yelling continued on the other side of the door, knocking three times on the wood.

“Oh, hang on, give me like two minutes,” pause. “No, it’s not even gonna take that long, just-” pause. “OHHHH MY GOD, LITERALLY WHATEVER I’LL JUST JOIN NEXT ROUND. I’LL BE BACK," Megumi heard, as he heard something like… maybe hard plastic? Clatter to the floor, followed by a quiet “fuck,” muttered under his breath.

Megumi huffed out a breath he hadn’t even realized he’d been holding in just before the door was pulled open, and he was faced with…

A fuzzy head of pink hair, sitting atop… Really buff arms and broad shoulders poking out of an orange tank top.

“Oh, hi,” Yuuji spoke out in a much softer tone than what Megumi was just hearing on the other side of the door. “Ah, are you Yuta’s friend?” He offered Megumi a warm smile as he waited for the ravenette’s reply.

Megumi was silent as his eyes snapped quickly back up to Yuuji’s at the sound of him speaking. “Oh, yeah. Here,” Megumi lifted the bottle to show to Yuuji, before speaking once more. Suddenly, he felt almost nervous. “Yuta said you’d needed some of these. Uh, Yuuji, right?” Megumi spoke flatly as he recalled his messages with Yuta only minutes before.

“Yep, that’s me!” Yuuji said excitedly, offering a double thumbs up to Megumi. 

Man, this kid had nothing going on behind those eyes, huh?

“Sorry, you caught me right at the end of a fortnite match. I hope you didn’t hear too much screaming. I was playing duos with my best friend, and-” he began rambling on and on about this game Megumi had never had even an ounce of interest in playing. 

He cut Yuuji off mid-sentence, to reply simply, “Yeah, I heard some of an argument. At least it sounded like that. Here,” he said as he began twisting the cap off the bottle. He shook out five gummies into his hand, and held it out clenched into a fist, awaiting Yuuji’s hand to reach out. “You should only need one of these, but depending on how difficult it is for you to fall asleep, two will definitely knock you out. No more than that, though.” For some reason, he felt like he’d need to give the dude written instructions. Maybe he should’ve gone with a lower dosage.

“Ah, okay! Sounds good to me!” Yuuji said as he reached his hand forward, allowing Megumi to drop the gummies into his palm. They were little dinosaur shapes. “Oh, uhh, what was your name?” He asked innocently, tilting his head a bit as he spoke.

“Megumi,” came the reply, as dry and monotone as ever. “Just ask Yuta if you need anything else. He can always grab me,” Megumi was speaking while keeping his eyes trained downward on the bottle as he twisted the cap back onto it (and definitely not Yuuji’s legs that stood bare below the thigh because of his shorts). 

“Oh, okay,” Yuuji replied. Somehow, an interaction that most people would probably hate Megumi over was not phasing Yuuji in the least. It seemed like he didn’t even realize that Megumi was indifferent to this entire thing, or that he was trying to end it as quickly as possible. “Well, thanks for the gummies. I really haven’t gotten any sleep at all recently, so I’m hoping I can maybe squeeze some in before the first game of the season-”, and there he went again, prattling on about something Megumi definitely had no interest in.

“Mhm,” he hummed out softly as his eyes moved back up to Yuuji’s face once more. His hand holding the bottle of gummies hung limply at his side as he shoved the other free hand into his pocket. “Good luck sleeping.” He turned on his heel and began to walk away, back to his own room. 

“Ah, well…” Yuuji stuttered for a moment, trying to figure out how to quickly end this very brief interaction with someone he’d never even seen before now. “You too!”

He stood, stiff as a board in his own room’s doorway for a moment, before quickly backing in and slamming the door shut, smacking his palm against his face in frustration. Why on God’s green earth did he just say you too???

author's note:

this part was kinda thrown together as I went as opposed to the others ive had ... pretty well planned out for the most part id like to think lol BUT i love the outcome and the little sideplot i came up w for Megumi and Yuuji's first face-to-face meet 🙂‍↕️ NEXT PART IS MY FAVORITE THAT IVE WRITTEN FOR SURE AAHH

and if you'd like to be added to the taglist please just ask 🤗

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[voxofthevoid]

hey, vox, it's me, myself and a bunch of questions

theme: your work and muse (imaginary? real? who knows? not me)

have you been tired of lustful writing once? or are you a non-stop smut typing machine created by a higher mind for us, your flock, your fans, for ever and ever?

also how and where do you find your inspirational muse? do you watch movies, shows, anime etc? do you prefer reading other authors? sightseeing? gameplaying? floorlying? or just not doing a thing?

aaand...that's all for now *peace sign*

You and your questions are always welcome ❤️

My pivot into writing primarily porn is... relatively recent. It started with MCU in 2018, I believe. Not that I didn't write porn before that, but from 2014 to 2018, you'll find a mix of T-, M-, and E-rated fics. In contrast, among my 78 (at current count) MCU fics, only two(2) are T-rated. All my Bleach and JJK fics are porny; the April anniversary fics will change that, technically, but even then, the full versions would've been E-rated.

I just really enjoy writing sex, and it's my favored medium for exploring damn near any kind of relationship or dynamic. I've yet to get bored of it, but writing it is complicated enough that I need breaks sometimes, which I get in the form of dialogue-heavy bits or the generally porn-less parts of longer fics.

As for inspiration, it's just...there? If I'm obsessed enough with something to want to write for it, odds are that my mind will keep churning out ideas. I've never once finished writing everything I wanted to for any fandom because by the time I stop getting new ideas, I'd be on the way out of the fandom in general. Sometimes, a specific idea is sparked by a piece of art, a specific canon moment, another media, random socmed posts, etc., but the bulk of them just claw their way out my grey matter. In JJK, a lot of them are born from conversations with @nearalways who cannot be trusted to rein me in or foster my sanity.

[hollow-lime-green]

have you seen the 6 floating pages of 271? because i wanted to say something but i also don't wanna spoil it for you

okay SO good ask. no, and actually i'm making an effort to stay off of socmed until Saturday probably. (also i'm slammed until then because my good friend defended her masters this morning and we are Doing Celebration).

i get back pretty late from my d&d stuff on wednesdays, so usually the leaks have started, and i'll either stay up or just get the full vers in the morning. so when i checked in and saw that it was a partial leak and the translations weren't there yet, i decided i'd rather wait for the full thing.

i didn't like the whole leak experience with yuji being the unborn twin - wait no actually jin is the unborn twin. incomplete translations for me just aren't how i want to see the story for the first time, so for this one i'm gonna wait. if the leaks proceeded like normal i'd probably go for it, but eh, i'll chill.

i cannot think of any way that this final chapter will be fully satisfying, but i will give it its best shot.

one semi-spoiled thought under the cut-

so the only thing i've been 'spoiled' on is that i opened my fucking phone web browser to get to a university website lmao, and one of the recommended 'news articles' thingies was like "jjk leaks reveal a big realization and maybe part 2???" which isn't really a spoiler lmao. but also fuck you article writer, i should be able to avoid leaks if i want and that shit was annoying.

but anyway. without any googling to confirm it or anything like that, i don't really think that a part 2 drop is a huge spoiler if that's the case? i think no matter how the story ends, you could have a part 2 if you wanted. like, everyone dies - easy part 2. everyone lives - also easy part 2 because there's a lot of things yet to be addressed (like new shadow school... i guess. god i hate you for that greg).

the only thing that makes a part 2 surprising is what gege's attitude has been on the series/continuing it/moving on, but even all of that is just what i've heard/read secondhand, and it's not surprising if he would want to continue based on jjk's success, although if that is the case then i hope he can take a break and storyboard a little better to create something he feels a bit more solid on narratively

anyway, i am really looking forward to the chapter, and if i break and go find leaks then i will likely post my thoughts with some spoiler tags