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Sidemen NSFW Alphabet | JJ Olatunji

Girl don't get in debt offering your life out for smut 😭😭. That being said I have just put my mortgage on the line for the Lionesses against Spain, and we did in fact lose. Devastating news. Cheer myself up w a JJ pic tho:

THAT'S THAT FINE MF I BE WRITING FOR 📢📢📢 Alr, enjoy the alphabet tho n suggest who's next xox (link to Harry's NSFW alphabet)

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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex) Both of you are so blissed out afterwards that he can't even think about getting up to do anything. I feel like his style of aftercare is just spending time together afterwards. Once that horny-brain mindset has worn off he's back to just adoring you and sticks to you like un-floured dough on your fingers- hugging you 'round the waist, cuddling and watching movies, pressing little kisses against your face and telling you how much he loves you...

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's) He absolutely loves his cock. Yeah, fat surprise that one. Loves his cock just out of pride for what it can do and the effects it has on you. And despite saying he's an ass guy, I feel like he's lowkey a tits guy. Or he loves them both equally. Either way- seeing either of them is always a massive turn on. Loves seeing your ass in leggings and always needs to whack it and run when he sees you bent over- but equally also loves just resting a hand on a titty when you two are just sat down cuddling. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) I think he literally loves seeing his cum on you or in you. Something about it is so weirdly hot for him. I think me most likes finishing in your mouth though- literally asking for you to stick your mouth open afterwards so he can see it on your tongue, before swallowing. Something about that feels so weird in hindsight as he gets his post-nut clarity, but in the moment it feels too hot not to do.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) One time whilst doing missionary he spotted a sort of protrusion in your stomach which caused him to stop for a moment in pure surprise, having never seen that in his life. Pulled out slightly so that he could examine it more, but noticed that as he pulled away it disappeared. Thrusting back in, it reappeared- and placing his hand over your stomach, he realised that it was his cock inside you that he was seeing- the tip pressing against your inside and causing that little bump. Something about that turned him on so much that now every time you do missionary he keeps one hand on that bottom bit of your stomach, unbelievably turned on at the feeling of his dick through your tummy each time he thrusted.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?) I think he's made it quite clear he knows what he's doing, and I believe every word he's said about it. He knows exactly what to do and probably knows the ins and outs of your body by heart- all the places that'll have you moaning so loud the neighbours are sick of hearing JJ's name.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Probably missionary just because of how the two of you have slowly adapted it to make it the best. Pillow under your ass so that he hits all the positions you need him in, he can wrap his hand around your neck to choke you how you always like it, and best for him, he gets to see your face and tits each time he thrusts...

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) I think your minds are too horny-filled to think about cracking a joke. All of that comes after the deed, when the two of you are spending quality time cuddling.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) There's hair there but it doesn't matter. He keeps it clean +  grooms it so that it doesn't become overgrown

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Fuck intimacy. He likes being able to make eye contact and speak to you, suree... But it isn't like he's trying to make it romantic. Fuck. That. This man is trying to get as rough, sexy and passionate as it gets. All the romantic loving comes in the aftercare- whilst doing the deed- he isn't focussed on being romantic.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) As much as the two of you like sex with one another, you also appreciate that sometimes j jacking off is the vibe. Thing is, JJ never wears earphones when he's watching something on his laptop with lotion in his hand- so if you're in the next room- you're hearing exactly what he's hearing.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Lowkey loves choking. He's generally more dominant and he loves just wrapping a hand around your throat whilst in missionary- gently squeezing the sides, looking down and seeing you with your hands wrapped around his own- almost begging him to apply more pressure. Something about it is just so sensual to him and always turns him on more

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Literally has zero shame. He likes doing it in the bedroom, sure, but something it just so hot about the thought of doing it somewhere he know the two of you shouldn't. The first time he'd had you bent over the kitchen worktop of the new apartment, he realised he wanted to do that shit in every position, in every possible place in the apartment. And it doesn't stop in the apartment. Wherever he could, he would do it with you. The car, hotels, hot tubs- sometimes you wondered whether he was a bit of an exhibitionist.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) It isn't hard for him to get turned on. But generally, it's just seeing you in even a slightly suggestive position, and his mind starts wondering. His motivation is thinking "Hey, we've never had sex here", and suddenly he's got you bent over the kitchen worktable with his head between your thighs. 

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs) Pretty down to experiment, but wouldn't try anything properly weird like scat or piss. Would assume that was a joke if it was ever even mentioned, because there's no way he'd do that

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Doesn't mind giving head, but receiving it is a completely different type of pleasure for him. I'd imagine he would say on Sidecast "My girlfriend gives the most MINDBLOWING HEAD", which makes everyone on set crack up, but JJ wouldn't be joking at all. This man has his hands clenched on the bedsheet or on the back of your head, unbelievably blissed out which your head wrapped around his cock. Isn't generally very loud or makes many noises whilst fucking- but whilst getting head, he's virtually shouting his moans.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Depends on the mood, but I think fast and rough is the way to go. As said- aftercare is when JJ loves being all soft, but whilst doing the deed I reckon it's a completely different ball game

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) I reckon he loves them. Loves anything to do with sex, and something like a quickie that adds a bit of risk, he's all up for. Plus he always gets kinda turned on seeing you in work attire, and so he always tries to sneak in a quickie before you have to leave for work

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) I think something about risks actually turns him on. Doing it somewhere he knows he shouldn't is like an achievement and he wants to do it everywhere he can. Would he take a risk like going no condom and relying on the pullout game, though? HELL NO. He may be stupid sometimes but he isn't stupid enough to take risks that harmful to the two of you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He's really physically fit, so I'm tempted to say that he could go multiple rounds. Plus oftentimes, he's so blissed out and turned on at the same time that even after he's cum he wants to go another round just because he's THAT horny for it

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Sidemen literally BUY this man toys on videos. OF COURSE HE USES THEM. Often times just tries them once to see how they are, but has kept a few just based on how good they are. Probably finds you after using it and explains whether it's shit or whether "I don't think I've ever felt such convincing silicon in my lie"

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) I think he'd love teasing. Little bit of making you wait it out, having you beg- he knows it only makes it even better when he finally gives it to you- and he uses that to make the both of your orgasms just that much better

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Probably some low noises like groaning. I think he's deffo one to talk during sex, and I think he leans more towards degrading than praising. He used to praise more, but you admitted you kinda liked degrading and wanted to try it... Initially he was really bad because he didn't know how to say anything that was degrading but not genuinely mean- but once he started getting into it, the two of you REALLY started getting into it. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) Has probably tried roleplay before. One Halloween the two of you dressed together in a couples or a matching outfit, and whilst clearing a few years later, you found them again. One thing led to another and you agreed to try roleplay in them. I think JJ would've taken roleplaying seriously because he was actually turned on by the idea, but you couldn't stop breaking character and laughing because it was too much for you. Ended up just taking off the outfits and having sex without roleplaying, even though JJ discovered a new kink that day

X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes) Probably big. Around seven to eight inches, average width. He's been CONSISTENT in calling himself a grower not a shower and icl i think I believe it. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) So mf high. Literally, he'll just be doing something and then the thought of sex crosses his mind and suddenly- BAM- he's got a hard-on and is coming to you. Doesn't help the fact he's so attracted to you that he can't see you do anything remotely sexual without his mind wandering.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Doesn't fall asleep afterwards, probs in a good mood afterwards. Can go and get on with his day if it's a pre-work quickie, or if it's post-work, then he'll just spend time with you- cuddling and spoiling you with his love 

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[33-81]

@whoetoshaw is the reason why I have baby fever

[justaphangirl07]

Harry’s BEREAL goes off during sex and yore tied up the sidemen react

A/N: I can sure have a go for you! I hope you enjoy it

BeReal (Harry Lewis/Wroetoshaw Smut)

Y/N’s POV

Shibari

The act of tying someone up for aesthetic purposes

That is what Harry came home and told me that he wanted to explore

So that’s what we did

I am currently tied up with rope on our bed, having my mind blown by Harry’s cock shoving into me at a brutal pace

I have my head shoved into a pillow, with my arms tied behind my back using an intricate design that Harry found on the internet

It took him ages to do but boy was it worth it

Now just from this you should be able to tell that both me and Harry are kinky fuckers

So it doesn’t surprise me when mid thrust Harry shoved himself fully into me and reaches for his phone

“I have to take a picture of this, you look so good baby. Need to remember this forever” he mumbled as I see a flash out of the corner of my eye

Meaning that he took a photo of him with his dick fully in me, my arse on show and me completely tied up

He throws his phone down on the bed, a few seconds later before he starts pounding into me again

I can tell he is close from the erratic thrusts but I move my body with him best I can, as we both chase out orgasms

It isn’t long before Harry gives one last thrust before shooting his load into me

I let out a lot moan as I react my climax at the same time

It takes us both a few minutes to compose ourselves before Harry begins to untie me

Once I’m free, Harry’s arm wraps around me and guides me to lay down with him

He gently strokes both my arms in a soothing way, in case the might be sore from being behind my back for so long

After a while, he reaches for his phone that I was laying next to

He unlocks it and I look up at him to see his face has dropped

“What’s up?” I ask worried by his facial expression

“I might of fucked up” he mumbles

I reach out and grab his phone

I realise that the screen is open on the BeReal app

There is a new photo posted to Harry’s account

I click on it to see Harry’s face in the top left corner and my arse fully on show, whilst Harry’s dick is in my pussy

I can see that the photo has been liked multiple times and multiple notifications are coming through on what’s app

I click on one of the notifications to see that the sidemen group chat is going mental

Simon: Harry, another nude really? At least it isn’t your balls this time!

Vik: Y/N is going to kill you, is all I’m going to say!

Josh: Someone give Harry his knot tying badge

JJ: Wow Y/N really does have a nice arse

Tobi: No words

Ethan: Nice one mate ;)

“Harry, you dickhead! You posted the photo to BeReal!” I exclaim

“I’m sorry, it was the first thing I clicked on! I didn’t mean to post it! I’ll take it down!” He tells me as he takes his phone back

I push his hands down onto the duvet as I sigh

Even though I'm mad at him, it's not like he is the worst thing in the world

I mean it's not the first time it has happened

“Don’t worry about it, it’s not like they haven’t seen it all before” I say

“Nothing can be worse than when you sent out sex tape to the boys, poor Vik was scarred for life” I chuckle

“Now put your phone down and cuddle me, I might let you go again if your lucky” I say before pulling into into a kiss

Harry might be an idiot, but he’s my idiot

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[w2soneshots]

Can I pls get a KSI smut where him and his gf have some fun while they are on his private jet and he keeps worrying about his friends hearing them 😭

Don’t make a noise -KSI

words: 0.4k+

warnings: smut, plane sex, after care.

summary: you and JJ join the mile high club.

notes: hey babe! Thank you for your request💞. I’ve never written anything like this for JJ before so I hope you enjoy😉❤️‍🔥

"Babe it'll be fine, come on!" I whispered to my long time boyfriend JJ. We're on our way to Ibiza for a holiday with the sidemen along with their girlfriends. And we're taking JJ's private jet. I've been with him for so long, well before he started YouTube. We actually met in high school and despite people thinking we wouldn't last we've stayed together. He took a deep breath. "Ok quick." He replied. I smiled and began stripping my clothes off.

He pushed me backwards onto the bed before I could get my underwear off. "I'll take care of that for you." He husked into my ear. I smirked and pushed myself off the bed so he could pull my panties down my legs then he dropped them to the floor. He stepped back to undress himself. Within minutes I was staring at his hard cock. I subconsciously licked my lips and he let out a quiet laugh. He crawled on top of me then unclipped my bra.

"You ready?" He asked. And with just one nod he plummeted deep inside me. I gasped and held onto his muscular shoulders. "Oh my-" I was quickly cut off as he began bucking his hips into me. His hand shot up to cover my mouth. "Don't want everyone hearing, do we babe?" He whispered in between grunts. I bit down on my lip, trying to keep my moans at bay.

"That was incredible." JJ breathed out as we lay intertwined with each other on the bed. "Do you think they heard?" I asked innocently. He slowly pushed himself off the bed and headed into the bathroom. He emerged seconds later with a wet cloth. "Oh, they definitely heard." He answered as he cleaned me up. "Ugh." I groaned as I covered my face with my hands.

Once we were fully dressed and looked presentable we walked back into the main area of the plane, where everyone sat. All eyes were on us. "Have fun?" Ethan asked. I pushed my red face into JJ's shoulder out of pure embarrassment. "I don't know what you're talking about." JJ replied. Simon chuckled "mhm." He hummed sarcastically.

I quickly rushed away to take a seat away from the boys and next to Talia. She smiled at me "so, are you not gonna talk about the fact you just joined the mile high club on a plane full of your friends?" She teased. "Um... no I'm not." I replied. She giggled. "You're gonna hear about this for the rest of the holiday you know. The boys won't forget." "Yup I know." I buried my head in my hand once again.

[yourimagines]

Can I request a KSI smut where she's works for the sidemen and one late night when they're working together they have really passionate sex and the next day he reveals he's always had a crush on her and asks her out to date and then the boys are like finally

🙈 🙈

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* English Is not my first language I apologise

* Triggers: 18+, Smut, Swearing and Fluff

Y/n POV

It was a long day on set, Harry was yelling, Ethan was tired and JJ was trying not to laugh. “Harry stop.” Tobi says as Harry runs away with the fake trophy in his hands. Ethan starts to laugh but looks over at me, giving me a hint that he’s done for today. Josh sighs and stares at the rest of the group. “Maybe we need to finish this one up at home, everyone can record a bit and then y/n can edit it all together like always.” JJ says as he walked over to me. “Right?” I nodded and got up from my chair. “I think that’s the best option, we’re all getting tired and probably hungry as well.” I agreed with him, everyone was done not only the sidemen but also the team behind the cameras. “Great, I’m ready to go home.” Ethan says and grabs his jacket, ready to leave.

I helped the team to pack their stuff up, it was a long exhausting day but it was all worth it. JJ stayed around the studio, helping the guys with carrying the supplies to the car. “Y/n, do you want to grab some food and chill at my place?” He said as he walked over to me. “Uhh yeah sure.” I nodded and grabbed my jacket and my bag. “Great, I’m starving.”

KSI POV

We grabbed some food and went to my house. “Maybe you should film your part before you lay down.” She says as I lay down on the sofa. “Why?” She giggles and walks over to the kitchen. “Because you’re getting tired and then you don’t want to film it anymore. I need those tapes JJ.” She grabbed two plates and placed our takeout on it. “Yeah….tomorrow?” She shot me a glare and I immediately held my hands up in the air. “Okay okay, I’ll do it now.” I stood up with a big sigh and walked over to her. “Good, when you’re done you can do whatever you want.” She handed me a plate and smiled at me. “Thanks.”

She was laughing as I tried to film my part for the fifth time. “Oh please y/n, not again.” I fucked it up again and she starts to cry from all the laughter. “Sorry! I-I stop now.” She wiped away her tears and turned around to look away from me. “What are you doing?” I asked her confused. “Looking away from you, I can’t help it JJ.” A small giggle escaped and I shook my head. “Okay then, I’ll do this very quick.” I pressed the record button and tried again.

Y/N POV

After a few times he got the perfect recording. “So, time for a movie.” He says and plops down on the sofa. “Thank you for the food and the hundred recordings.” I grabbed my bag and placed the camera in it. “Are you going?” I looked up and he was looking at me. “Yes, I need to do a lot of things, editing and other work.” He shook his head and pats with his left hand beside him on the sofa. “No you’re not, come and watch a movie with me.” I gently shook my head and grabbed my jacket. “No I’m sorry, I can’t. I have so much work to do JJ.” He stood up and walked over to me. “Y/n please stay, this is not healthy. You’re always working, it’s almost 1 am, you’re not going home at this time of the night.” I looked at the time from my phone and saw he’s right. “Just stay the night.” He gently brushed his fingers against my shoulder. “Okay.”

We both laid down on the sofa, a blanketed was thrown over us and the only light in the room came from the tv. “What an idiot.” He whispered as something happened in the movie. I wasn’t really paying attention to the movie, I was looking at him. “What?” I was so lost in my own world that I didn’t saw him turning his head to look at me. “Nothing.” I looked back at the tv and felt my cheeks burning up. “You sure?” I nodded and tried to focus on the movie. I felt him moving a bit and laid his arm quietly around my shoulder, making my heart race.

KSI POV

She was blushing hard as I made a small move on her. I flexed my muscles and saw her looking at my hand that hung loosely over her arm. “Is it me or it warm in here.” I moved my arm back and pulled my shirt off. She starts to giggle. “It’s you JJ.” She grabbed the blanket and pulled it more towards her body. “Are you cold? I’m sweating like I’m a sauna.” She nods as she wraps the blanket around her. “Are you really that warm?” She briefly looked at my chest but quickly looked up at my eyes again. “Yeah, you can feel it.” Her hand carefully went up and touched my arm. “How?!” I started to laugh and shrugged. ‘Because of you.’ “I don’t know, maybe something wrong with the heating system.” Her hand was still laying on my arm and I just wrapped my arms around her, pulling her close. She starts to laugh. “JJ.” She said surprised. “Let me warm you up, you’re cold.” She giggles softly and relaxes against my chest. “This is surprisingly cosy.” She says as she lays her head down against my chest.

Now it became a real challenge for me as I felt my boner pushing hard against my shorts. She was all in her own world again as he fingers brushed against my chest tattoo, tracing along with the lines. I moved my hips slightly to relieve some tension but failed as she immediately stopped moving. ‘Oh shit, she felt it.’ She slightly moved her legs and looked up at me. She looked so beautiful, slightly biting down on her lip and looking at me with her big Bambi eyes. “I think your heater is broken.” She says softly as her face was flustered again. “Let me help you with that then.”

Y/n POV

His fingers brushed against my skin when he lifted my shirt off, revealing most of my body. His eyes dropped down to my bra and his fingers brushed over my stomach, up to the underside of my bra. I moved my legs again, trying to get some relief between my legs as I slightly moved against his thigh. “Fuck….” He whispered as his fingers went up over my breasts. “JJ…” it was al getting too much, his boner poking against my leg, his fingers brushing over my skin, my pussy that was all heated up. “Yes?” He was looking at me as one of his hands went up to my face. “I’m….can you..” my brain was in a big mess and he just smiles, his thumb caressed my cheek. “Of course I’ll help you out.”

His hands moved to my back and gently unclasped my bra. “Beautiful girl.” He throw it to the side and moved his large hands over them. Squeezing them and playing with my nipples. I moved my hands to his shoulders, touching him lightly. He moved on of his hands down to my joggers and slowly went in. “Fuck, you’re wet.” His fingers brushed over my damped panties. I wanted to touch him so I moved my hands down, going over his toned body. He gently moved my panties to the side and starts to rub over my wet pussy. A soft moan escaped from me and he looked up. “You like that huh?” I nodded as he teasingly pushed his finger in.

KSI POV

My boner was getting painful now and I moved her a bit more up to sit down on me. My fingers were drenched in her juices as I pulled them out. “Look at that…” she blushed and looked away from me. I grabbed her chin with my clean hand and pushed her gently back to look at me. “Is okay babe.” She shyly nods and I released her chin, moving back to her ass. “Let me take these off.” I pulled her joggers down and threw them somewhere in the room. She was fiddling with the strings of my joggers. “I agree.” I winked at her and kicked my joggers off as well. I grabbed her waist and pulled her back into my lap again. She was flustered again as she sat on my lap, feeling my boner against her own wet pussy. “Do want you want babes.” I moved a bit back into the sofa and looked at her, she was shy but moved her hand back to my stomach. Her hips started slightly to move and I grabbed her ass, guiding her to ride my thigh.

She moved her hips and her hands moved over my stomach. I grabbed her face and pulled her closer to mine, causing her to lay down on me. I moved closer and kissed her lips, my other hand moved over her body and she did the same. My hand went down to her panties and pulled them carefully down. Her hand was stroking over my boner who was still trapped in my shorts. “I want you JJ.” She moan against my lips. “Yeah?” She nods and gently squeezed into my boner.

I flipped us over and got my hard throbbing dick out of my pants. She bite down on her lip and parted her legs for me. I grabbed her hip and slowly pushed myself in. A gasp came from her and a small grunt came from me. “Fuck…” I started to move gently as she was tight. “JJ…” I nodded and kissed her lips. “I know…I’ll take it easy.” I moved my lips over to her neck and kissed every bit of it, leaving all wet kisses behind.

Y/N POV

He was huge and painful but he was gently with me. Leaving kisses behind my skin, moving slowly and whispering small praises into my ear. I felt good and weirdly enough loved by him. The way he touched me, the way he moved his hips. It didn’t took me long to get that high and came all over him. He pulled out in time and cleaned up his mess. He took care of me and made sure I was comfortable before falling asleep, naked in his arms on his sofa while the movie started all over again.

It was late in the morning when Deij knocked on his door. “JJ! Get your ass up, we have plans today!” His voice rang through the room. JJ groans and gets up, grabbed his pants and walked to the door. “Give me a minute, I over slept.” Deij groaned but walked back to his car. “I need to go, I’ll see you later at Simon’s house okay?” He gathered all my clothes and laid them neatly on the sofa. “Okay.” I gave him a smile and he quickly pulled some clothes on and left me alone in his house.

KSI POV

I was already at Simon’s house and felt a bit nervous after what happened last night. I haven’t told anyone but I knew I had to asked her out. “Y/n is here, so we can get started.” Josh said as Harry walks in with y/n. She looked like all ways beautiful. A big smile on her face as she entered the room. “Hello, how’s everyone?” She asks. "Good how about you?" Ethan replies to her as she sat down next to me, as that was the last empty spot. "I'm good, thank you." She unpacked her bag and pulled out her laptop. Harry kicked my leg as he passed by, snapping me out of staring at her.

She was trying her best to not look at me, she's probably ashamed or regretting it. "That's the video, I think it's pretty solid." She looked up from her laptop and looked at us. "It's very good." I said in a lower voice as they others were talking louder over my voice. "Thank you." She looked shyly at me as she heard me talking to her. "Who wants some food?" Tobi says as the silence became a little bit awkward. "Me, I'm hungry." "Me too man"

We were standing alone in the kitchen, grabbing a plate of food as the others were playing a video game. "Are you okay?" I whispered to her, not wanting the others know what happened between us last night. "Yes....are you?" I nodded and turned my body towards her, fully facing her. "Y/N....I-I thought about it and I want to take you out, proper date." Her expression changed from being embarrassed to smiling shyly. "Really?" I nodded and let out an awkward laugh. "Yeah....I like you." She smiled and bite down on her lower lip. "I like you too JJ."

We both walked towards the rest and our face expression gave it away. Harry shouted a finally as Simon looked confused. " He asked her you dumb fuck." Ethan said with a laugh. "Really?" Y/N nodded as she sat down next to Tobi. "He asked me on a date." Josh gave me a pat on my shoulder as I sat down next to him and Ethan. "Finally man, took you way too long." They all joked about it as they were happy for me and for Y/N.

[kennysimp101]

Hello everyoneee,

I write smut angst fluff everything for the sidemen, beta squad, chaose crew, other british YouTubers (like Deji, Talia, Callux, etc), and F1 drivers. Both male and female

I wont write incest, ped0 or stuff like that. I also wont write smut for married/enganged/people with kids. F1 driver requests maybe rejected based on if I'm fine with writing about them.

All of it is from a fem perspective.

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[trashland-llamas]

Absolutely Stunning

Inspired by the Sidemen Sunday $100,000 A-Z Buying Challenge video

Main idea was basically Simon tries on lingerie for JJ

Divider by cafekitsune

‘Babe, you can come in now’ JJ couldn’t help but be curious when his partner Simon came home from shopping. Refusing to show him what he had bought, saying it was a surprise. If anything, JJ knew it was a good one seeing how nervous Simon was when he bolted up the stairs, face flushed red. Having told him to not to come upstairs until prompted. 

Simon hoped JJ liked his outfit, having tried on so many options before finally settling on a pastel blue romper, full of lace. Paired with a garter belt holding up thigh highs. JJ blatantly checking him out, eyes full of lust racking down his lithe frame. ‘Is this all for me?’ Simon felt confident as JJ rested his hands on his hips. ‘I don’t know, is it?’ Refusing to be rendered speechless despite how successful Jide was at the task.

Letting out a growl, JJ pulled Simon into a deep kiss. Quickly removing his shirt before moving to Simon's neck and jawline. Sucking small marks whenever Simon let out a small moan. 'Can I untie this?' frantically nodding. The flush from his face spreading to his chest. As much as Simon liked the feeling of the lace against his skin, he also desperately wanted to take it off now. Lightly slapping his chest, 'No snark quips Si?' Snapping the garter's strap against his leg, hissing.

'Oh, fuck you.' 

'Aw, so adorable. You can't even think straight and we've barely done anything.' JJ chuckling at the gasp Simon let out when he grazed his newly freed nipple. Leaning down to gently bite and suckle the bud. Thumbs running up and down Simon's sides, pushing the romper down farther each time until Simon tried to sit up. 'I'm not a damsel Jide,' remarking when he was pushed back down, yanking it off his legs. Removing his own pants and boxers before kneeling back down on the bed.

‘Didn’t say you were,’ not giving him a chance to respond. Wrapping a hand around the base of his shaft. Simon letting out a groan, becoming even more responsive as JJ spat on him, using it as lube. Pushing his hand up and down, circling the tip. 'Jide, more please.' Thumbs rubbing circles around his bony hips to calm Simon down; his hips stuttering, grinding into thin air. 'Take some breaths baby,' rutting his own erection, partially on the sheets beneath them, partially into Simon's thigh. 

. . .

Both catching their breath, basking in the sweaty afterglow. JJ pulling Simon to rest his head on his chest. 'So...lingerie?' JJ asked with a dry chuckle. 'You did like it right?' Bringing his head to look at the man, 'Did I—you looked absolutely stunning. I hope I didn't rip it.'

Now it wad Simon's turn to be shocked, 'You better have no—' JJ shutting him up by kissing him, pecking his forehead. 'Relax, we can check when we get up.'

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NEW FANFIC

Guys so I have been writing a CalFreezy Fanfic. I have gotten many 'chapters/parts' done and they are just sitting on my phone waiting to be posted. If you guys think I should post them lmk. It's about reader and Cal and kind of adult life mixed with both being youtubers. Let me know guys!!! I have about 4-6 parts ready.

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Can I request a 7 minutes in heaven style smut for JJ, like we tease him all night at the party and when the game makes us both get locked in a wardrobe, he fucks us like we love

I'll owe you some beautiful beautiful flowers 🌷🌷🌹🌹 if you do write this for me xx

Seven Minutes in Heaven | JJ KSI Olatunji

i love sunflowers!! (I will gobble a toe for u if u get me those xoxo) That said- uhm- yes, this idea is amazing?!?!? Is this gonna become a series w the Sidemen&co 👀👀 U tell me! Also picture proof of why u need more KSI smut:

Daddy material. Anyways, lmk if u want this as a series + thoughts!!

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JJ's glare was burnt right through me as I joint the drunk circle, taking a sip from my bottle whilst Tobi pulled me over.

"What's going on here, then?" I asked, spotting a few familiar faces within the circle of boys and girls, all giggling and leaning on one another as they passed a bag around.

"Seven minutes in heaven, you game?" Tobi questioned, slipping one of his rings off and dropping it into the bag as it came around to him- passing it onto the next guy in the circle.

That made sense as to why Simon, Ethan, Vik and the other taken men sat on the outskirts of the circle instead of inside with all the single-tons- Harry, Tobi, JJ, Cal's and more included. 

Whilst I answered Tobi and made a little small talk, the burning gaze of JJ's eyes against my figure made me feel as though I was under a spotlight. The way he singled me out and couldn't rip his eyes off of me, I knew it was just the price I had to pay for teasing him all night. 

Because it's all well and good wearing his favourite dress- pulling the corset slightly lower so that there's the perfectly enticing amount of cleavage on display for him to ogle at as I enter the party-  leaning forwards each time I laugh so that JJ's eyes flicker down from my eyes to my chest, tent in his boxers growing tighter by the second. 

It only made it worse when I placed a hand on his thigh to steady myself when I sat down besides him- my hand dangerously near to his crotch and making him let out an audible groan as he felt just a fraction of touch before I pulled away.

Now he looked as though he was just waiting for an opportunity to get rid off all that tension that grew between the two of us  with some good, hardcore dogging.

I leant against Tobi, watching as couple after couple went in and out of the wardrobe (some boys even getting their object picked out twice and going into the wardrobe two times with different girls) before the bag came around to me.

As I delved my hand in, Tobi pat my back and encouraged me to make a good decision, as I rifled through the objects, until my fingers clasped around the object at the bottom- the soft material folded in a tight bundle almost wrapping around my fingers, practically begging me to pull it out.

The object unravelled in my fingers as I pulled it out.

A bandana.

"You all know what that means!" Calfreezy cheered as he got JJ to his feet, Tobi in turn pushing me to the wardrobe.

JJ seemed as though he was somewhere else mentally- not reacting to the cheers of the room as he was first to step into the wardrobe- and I could only gulp as I followed him in. I slowly began regretting my teasing actions and taunting earlier in the night as it began dawning on me that for seven minutes he'd be able to make it even for tonight.

The first thing I noticed when Tobi shuts the door and the clink of the lock mutes out the noise of the outside environment- is how dark it is.

Then I noticed how close JJ and I were, his breath cool against my collarbone and body flush against mine.

It only took JJ a moment to adapt to the darkness before his hand found my jaw- making me elicit a gasp as I felt his hand close around my jaw, yanking my head up to (assumingly) look into his face.

"What you want me to do to you for the next seven minutes," JJ's voice was dangerously low. I'd never heard or seen him this serious before- this affected by a bit of teasing before- but the way he was so volatile turned me on immensely. I clenched my thighs together in anticipation, my tongue already feeling heavy as lead as I tried to respond, though my shyness drew me back. 

It was fun teasing JJ, but now that we were together and he clearly wanted to get his own back, it felt a lot more dangerous to be smart with him.

"Funny how quiet you are after all that teasing," He sneered, his voice laced with a smirk which only made him more sexy. His hands trailed down from my waist to the curves of my hips, reaching to the bottom of my arse before reaching up and grabbing the pillowy flesh with two rough hands which made me arch my back into his touch with a whine. "That's okay though, princess, I'll make sure you're loud-"

I let out another gasp as I felt his mouth connect to my neck hungrily, his tongue licking a stripe over my neck as I leaned my head back, letting out a moan as he found a sensitive spot effortlessly. My chest began rising and falling with quick breaths as JJ sucked on the spot, undeniably leaving a hickey I'd discover later- cruelly biting back down on it after pulling away and making me let out a gasped-moan as the pain went straight to my aching core.

His hands made their way up from my behind, to the corset top- ripping the cups down and shoving the bra to the side so that my tits were exposed- his hands grabbing onto the soft flesh and groping them roughly, thumbs flicking over the sensitive bud before he lowered his face- his wet mouth wrapping around one whilst his fingers still payed attention to the other with crude flicks and pinches that had my back arching off of the  wall and whines leaving my throat like second nature.

I could've wrapped my legs around his head and had him eat me out til I was crying, the way his mouth worked magic on every part of my body, but as he unlatched his mouth from my titty with a wet pop sound I remembered the time limitation we were working against.

Though that wasn't to say that this couldn't continue elsewhere. 

I sank to my knees in an instant in front of him- battling with his belt, tugging to undo the buckle and pull it off to get to the treasure beneath- though clearly JJ wasn't having it. His fingers threaded through my hair roughly as my grabbed my hair and pulled me back up to my feet forcefully- turning me around and slamming my front into the wardrobe wall with such power the little wooden think wobbled beneath us.

"Oh you aren't giving me head, you deserve punishing for that shit you pulled on me earlier-" His fingers roughly trailed up my thigh to the panties beneath my skirt, his thumb tracing the lacy edge all the way to my clit where he circled it through the material- arousal apparent as he felt the dampness through my panties. I whined and chased his fingers as he pulled away- though he only lost contact for a moment before his index and middle finger wrapped around the band of the panties, pulling them down my legs until they rested besides my knees- one long finger trailing all too slowly all the way from my hole up to my clit- gather arousal on his finger as he swiped. My back arched and a high moan left my mouth as his finger circled over my clit before pushing into my aching hole roughly, using the arousal as lubricant as I tightened around his digit, unbelievably needy for him.

"Please, JJ," I couldn't believe I was needy enough to beg, but desperate times clearly called for desperate measures. "Please, I need you- please- I can't..."

"Can't what?" His words felt like honey, the way the smirk in his voice was so tantalising, yet the tone and meaning behind his words really had me tightening around thin air. "Tell me what you want- say it- beg for it, bitch."

"Please, fuck me- fuck- please, I need your cock," My words were foreign to me- JJ's touch having me saying words I'd never imagine coming from my mouth- and as JJ inserted the tip and slid into me all the way until he'd bottomed out- he had me making noises I never thought I would, either.

He pulled almost all the way out before slamming back with such force my face was smushed against the cold wardrobe wall- my hard nipples pressed flush against the cold wood as well- only providing more stimulation as I felt myself clenching around JJ. 

The smell of sex began filling the wardrobe, the lewd, wet slaps of his manhood against my dripping core sending my head spiralling as it clouded with the obsessive thoughts of JJ's thick cock pushing into me, hitting all those sensitive spots whilst everyone else was outside- likely still very able to hear what was happening inside.

I felt myself tightening around JJ, becoming very aware of the pressure building and knot forming low in in stomach where I felt JJ hit with each rough thrust, coupled with the occasional ass-spank and grab of my hair backwards, causing my moans to sound raw and broken as he fucked me brain-dead on him.

I was right on the edge- so close and so fucking high on the feeling- when JJ suddenly pulled away.

His cum leaked from his tip- landing warm and sticky (and not inside me) as he got his release with a large groan. But I could only whimper as I felt the oh so pleasurable knot within my stomach become distant and a long-lost desire as my release fizzled away. My legs shook, back almost painful from arching so needily as I felt my thoughts and voice return to me. 

"W-what the fuck?" I asked, almost whining, as I felt my pussy clenching- fluttering around nothing- as the thought of orgasm slowly slipped away.

"Payback for teasing me." JJ's smirk withdrew a groan from me- unbelievably frustrated by his stupid revenge. Though JJ leaned in as he buckled his trousers back up to leave me with one final, husky message, nipping my ear as his breath landed cool against my neck. "But if you wanna finish this somewhere... My room in fifteen minutes."

The door opened perfectly at that moment- allowing JJ to strut out to the sound of the room cheering whilst I pulled my skirt back down hastily, barely getting decent before I was visible- stepping out just slightly less proudly than JJ- face heating up as I recieved a cheer of my own- JJ's prideful smirk popping his dimples out annoyingly cockily/

And just as promised, fifteen minutes later, he slipped out of the party with a wink and beckon.

And who was I not to follow him up to his room.

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🔞Quarter To | JJ Olatunji

Bought my first EVER prime bottle (blue raspberry) today n waiting to try it... Not a fan of business-corporate-KSI but I LOVE JJ OLATUNJI 🫶🫶🫶 And he's sooo fine, like, proof is that mf picture. ABSOLUTELY FIINEEE Anyways, enjoy this smut.

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JJ's jaw dropped as I stepped out of the bathroom, ready for the dinner date. 

His wide eyes traced down my figure, admiring the fitted black dress. With a sheer midsection and corset boosting my chest as well as a leg slit riding dangerously high up my thigh, JJ couldn't rip his eyes from me.

"Like what you see?" I teased, knowing fully well he did by the way he ogled. He too looked sexy in his white button up and trousers- the sleeves rolled up and exposing his forearms laced with veins running all the way down to his hands which I begged for him to choke me with every single time he laid me down. 

"Is that even a question?" He scoffed, crossing the room to attach his hands to my waist, still unable to peel his eyes from eyes from every asset I had on display, hands gently tracing every curve of my body as though he couldn't believe how lucky he was. "That dress looks beautiful on you..."

"Mhm, too bad I think it'd look better on the bedroom floor." I smirked, and his eyes snapped up to mine in initial surprise, before he bit his lip between his teeth, hands running lower down from my waist before one found the leg slit, toying with the silky dress.

"You know we have a dinner reservation..." JJ spoke slowly, as though he were trying to convince himself not to rip the dress off of me. "And we need to leave in just a few minutes..." I placed a hand on his chest, fingers trailing down his shirt and tracing his abs as I worked my way down, before hooking my fingers through his belt loops to pull him closer, so that he was flush against my body.

"But you know you could make me cum quick, though..." I whispered into his ear with a seductive smile on my face which I know only turned JJ on more. 

The hand tightening against my hip was enough to indicate we might not make it to dinner in time.

His lips pressed against mine, my arms loosely wrapping around his shoulders as I moved my mouth with him, sharing an open mouth kiss whilst his hand delved under the slit in the dress. 

I pulled back from JJ, eliciting a little gasp as I felt his fingers tracing over the strap of my thong, hitching my dress up slightly so that he could see the sheer material. 

"God, how are you so fucking sexy..." JJ mumbled, making me laugh before reattaching my lips with his own as his hands found their way around my arse, giving a generous squeeze which signalled me to jump, wrapping my legs around his waist as he walked the two of us to the sofa.

He dropped me down first, before pulling his shirt off hastily, showing those muscles he knew I loved so much whilst I pulled the skirt material to the side, widening the leg slit so that I had more mobility to flip JJ over as he approached- that way his back was against the sofa whilst I straddled his lap. My hands found the back of his neck, pulling his face forwards to mine hastily, needing the feeling of his lips against mine again, craving him and his touch.

His lips left mine slowly, instead trailing down to my neck and planting light kisses from my jaw down to my lower neck, already knowing where to plant a hickey to make me weak in the knees and roll my head back to elicit a moan as I felt him pull away, admiring his blossoming red hickey across my skin. 

Whilst he dove back to leave more marks across my collarbone, between heavy breaths I managed to undo his belt and zipper, placing a hand on top of his boxers and palming his stiffness through the material. He groaned against my collarbone, the guttural noise sending vibrations down to my core as JJ pulled my leg slit to the side, fingers returning to the thong beneath. 

He pulled away to let out a deep groan as I pushed his boxers down, taking his member in my hand and lining him up, though I had to ask one question before I let myself ride him.

"JJ, what time is that reservation?"

"Eight, why ask now-"

"What time is it now?"

"Uhh... Seven fourty-one?"

"Do you think you can make me finish before quarter-to?

Of course JJ was up for a challenge. 

His face curved into a grin showing he took it in his stride as I lowered myself onto his length. He bucked his his up needily, snickering whilst I rolled my eyes back with a moan as he bottomed out inside of me, my core feeling so full already. Supporting myself by kneeling my legs on either side of JJ's lap, I began grinding my hips down, making JJ throw his head back to let out a husky groan at the feeling, exposing his neck to me which only meant fair game.

Pressing my tongue flat to his lower neck, I made my dark purple hickey, front teeth brushing the sensitive spot just a fraction, but making JJ groan and thrust nonetheless, needing more stimulation.

His hands fell to my hips, finding the dips and using them like handles, helping me up- before slamming me back down onto his cock and making me let out lewd moans as I felt his tip hitting all those sensitive spots only he could fulfil.

I felt him pull the straps of my dress down effortlessly, hands cupping the bust beneath and exposing them to the air, hands caressing and squeezing my chest as I leaned forwards whilst I rode- giving him the perfect opportunity to press his tongue flat against one of the sensitive buds, swirling and flicking it and making my thighs start shaking as I could feel that familiar knot building in my stomach.

JJ knew I was close to my orgasm as I tightened around him, letting out a moan of his own I felt him also twitch inside of me, signalling he was close.

Knowing it was only seconds before I was going to release, I grasped JJ's jaw, lifting his face up so that his eyes met mine, before passionately pressing his lips to mine, sloppily sharing a wet, open-mouthed kiss frenziedly- only breaking up a moment later to moan as I felt myself shaking, white spots forming in my vision as JJ kept thrusting through our highs, filling me with a groan as I felt myself reach my high.

My bounces and JJ's thrusts slowed as we came down from our highs, chests heaving and legs still twitching in the aftermath of our frenzy.

I basked in the comfortable silence. The feeling of JJ's arm wrapped protectively around my waist, his body heat which radiated through my dress, and the way his body seemed to by glowing in the warm white LED's, three bright purple hickeys blossoming across his neck and collarbones...

Tick, tick, tick, tick

The two of us both turned out attention to the new, analogue clock Simon had gifted just a week prior, that sat on the adjacent table. 

It's second hand ticked away noisily, JJ and I both watching as it tipped over the twelve- the minutes hand moving just a fraction.

Straight onto the quarter-to mark.

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Pregnant | Harry Lewis

Hey girlies, here's a Harry oneshot for the W2S girls, requested by someone on Wattpad... Ik Whoetoshaw has alr done way longer + more in depth sort of oneshot for this so creds to her ofc. Here's a cute pic of Harry to prepare you tho:

Very fitting!!! Anyways: Content: Pregnancy scare, female hormones, 2k wordcout CW's: Pregnancy scares + mentions of abortion

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The two bright red lines glared up at me angrily. 

I couldn't believe it.

Slapping a hand to my mouth, I felt as though the life around me were distorting, those bright two lines indicating the new life forming in my stomach.

"Y/n? You all alright in there?" Georgia's voice called from outside the bathroom. I felt my hands shaking, I couldn't comprehend it was really true. Tears began burning in the corners of my eyes, distorting the dizzying LED's around me. There was commotion around me- a door slammed open, a familiar face with a look of horror as they looked at me- lay across the bathroom floor- I couldn't tell you what happened in the space of ten minutes, but before I knew it I was sat opposite Georgia in the kitchen- steaming mug of tea in my hands.

She looked at me sombrely, a hot mug in her hands as well.

"So, when are you gonna tell him?" She questioned, raising her mug for a sip. 

"Who?"

"Harry."

Oh God. I had to tell Harry. Boyfriend of five years, best friend, considerable soulmate.

And somehow the thought of telling him still made me pale inside.

We'd never talked about babies before... Pregnancy or even babysat for a friend! And having a baby meant a lot of responsibility we hadn't considered. We both had far too much on our plates. I had a nine-to-five, he had all of his YouTube biz, and we barely even had time or thought for holidays together, anymore.

"Soon." I gulped, palely.

...

"We're going out for drinks tonight- Mia and Faith coming along as well, you wanna come?" Harry mentioned casually,

"Oh, yeah sure I-" I choked on my breath as I remembered, coughing and burning my lungs as I hacked up a bit of inhaled saliva. Harry's hand found my back, slapping it as though he were trying to hit the cough out of me. "O-on other notes, I think I'll pass."

"You're not one to pass on meeting up with the girls, you got a bit extra work?" Harry questioned, face showing concern as he tried to read my expression.

I turned my back to him, facing the fridge to avoid eye contact as I responded dejectly. 

"Yeah." I spoke shortly. I could feel the burning in my lungs slowly sinking in my stomach and sitting like a volcano getting ready to erupt. Every morning, throwing up had been getting worse and worse. It felt as though no matter what I ate (or didn't eat) for dinner, every morning the sickness hit with the same knee-weakening magnitude. I was sure Harry was asleep most mornings when I threw my body over the toilet bowl, given I woke at 3am with the sickening urges. 

And I didn't want him to see me throw up all over the kitchen after missing out on an opportunity to see Faith and Mia again.

"You want me to stay? I don't mind staying in tonight if you wanna spend some time-"

"God's sake, shut up Harry." I snapped "Just go without me- I've never stopped you before, have I." 

An uncomfortable silence settled between us, tension in the room thick enough to cut with a knife. 

I didn't mean to shout at him- I don't know why I snapped. 

"S-sorry." He softly spoke, voice filled with downcasted sadness. His voice only made my heart ache more, and I turned to try and meet his eyes- babble an apology- but as I turned to try and meet his soothing blue eyes, I was instead met with the door closing behind me.

The pull on my heartstrings making the tears well in my eyes was clearly too close to the stomach- as I felt my inside swirling, bile building in my oesophagus.

Before I knew it I was back at the toilet bowl, hands clasped around the lid with my knuckles going white as I had whole body shakes. My eyes squeezed shut, throat burning as I coughed up residual acid that lingered in my throat, spitting out all that amalgamated, nauseating fluid in my mouth.

And then after the coughs, it all began dawning on me again.

No more going out for drinks.

No more spontaneous planning.

No more irresponsibility.

Those coughs began developing into dry heaves, tears trickling down my cheeks as my breathing became erratic, broken cries and raw sounds coming from a throat I couldn't even believe was my own. 

My body shook with each cry- weak and unstable- and only trembling more as I realised I wasn't just shaking myself. That tiny life form- a consequence of my carelessness- shook with me with each choked sob.

A vibration from my pocket was pulled out with quivering fingers, spotting Georgia's name.

I swiped on on the accept button, lips sealing together as I tried to zone into Georgia's voice.

"Hey girl, you doing alright?"

"M-maybe... Why, has s-something happened?"

"Not really, just wanted to know- have you told Harry yet or are you still-"

I felt that anger building inside me again. It wasn't her fucking problem- easy for her to pressure me- try and advise me and tell me I ought to tell him despite having zero fucking knowledge on what it feels like-

"GEORGIA, FUCK OFF I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT-" I threw the phone out of the bathroom door, hearing it hit one of the bedroom walls. "FUCK. OfF..."

My voice breaking was the last straw before I began losing it hysterically once more. My throat burnt as more acid crept up my oesophagus and found its way into the toilet, tears streaming down my face like a river now- chest rapidly rising and falling as I clutched at my head- everything making me light hearted.

The lights went off after that.

Pulling the pulley down, the lights went off. I didn't want to be seen. I want to see the reflection of a broken woman who I knew was myself. I cried in the dark instead of facing myself and what had happened.

Until I lay back flat against the cool tiles. I had gone through the motions. Dramatic sobs until there was no more liquid and I could only dry heave- to now- simply staring up at the ceiling, eyes tired and breathing steady with the exception of an occasional erratic choke. 

It could have been just a few minutes, or a few hours that I just lay there.

Head empty, stomach empty, body feeling completely light. As though I weren't even alive.

I felt like shit.

I shouldn't have snapped at Harry.

I shouldn't have shouted at Georgia.

I shouldn't have thrown my phone.

I'll tell him when he comes back, Georgia, I spoke internally. Promise. For you.

My mind flicked through the variety of ways he could respond to hearing it. Eventually I filtered it down to a few.

Best case scenario: He's too drunk to understand it and just falls asleep, unable to comprehend what I'd said.

Worst case scenario: He completely sobers up and tells me to leave. Get out, blocks me on everything, does everything in his power to never see me again. 

Of course, there were also a few alternatives:

Maybe he would start packing and get ready to spend the night at a friend's to sober up- not believing what he'd heard.

It was a possibility he might pass out from the news.

Or he could agree to support me, but only if I agree to abort it- him- her- whatever it was.

That final thought was sickening. I couldn't abort it. Of course - I physically could have it aborted... But I couldn't do that to something living. A part of me. I didn't like the thought of something growing inside of me- but that didn't mean I was going to be cruel enough to kill it. No matter how poorly Harry reacted.

A jangle of keys outside the door was enough to get me onto my feet- rushing back into the bedroom as I heard the front door opening.

"Y/n?" His voice called from the front room.

I jumped onto the bed, finding my phone and running my finger over the dent it had left in the wall. That would need fixing as well.

"Y/n? You around?" Harry's voice peeked around the door, finding me sat on the bed. Hands held in lap, phone clasped between shaking fingers. I looked at Harry's head, hair scruffy, and the smile on his face sincere. And the lack of redness in his eyes and cheeks gave me the impression he hadn't drank - or at least he hadn't drank much.

"You don't look like you've gone out." I commented on Harry's appearance. He smiled as he entered the bedroom, shutting his door behind him.

"Decided to skip." He responded, leaning his back against the door, holding a plastic baggie in his hands. 

You should tell him. The voice spoke in my head. I knew I should. And there was not better time than now to tell him. 

"I have something to tell you." "I have something to tell you."

I lowered my head and chucked slightly as the two of us let out laughs, our synchronisation amusing despite the fact it felt as though my heart were going to explode in my chest. 

"I'll go first," Harry offered, though I shook my head.

"No, I want to-"

"I can- I don't mind, I mean-"

"No, seriously, Harry. I've got something more... uhm, important."

I could feel tears welling in my eyes as I went. The dip in the bed and the heavy arm that made its way around my shoulder indicated Harry at my side. I couldn't hold it in as again, I felt a choked sob make its way from my lips.

"I'm pregnant, Harry-"

I cut myself off with another pathetic sob, my head burying into Harry's shoulder as he wrapped his other arm around me, cradling and rocking us back and forth. My head ached as I let myself cry onto his hoodie shoulder, my hands weakly grasping onto the soft material as the second batch of tears for the day slipped down my cheeks.

I wiped my nose, pulling away to look at my boyfriend after the worst of the sobbing was over, my tired red eyes meeting his own pacifying blue ones. 

"I know." He softly spoke, his lips curling up slightly with a small smile as he watched my expression drop to blank slate instantly. 

"W-what?" I stuttered, the words not resonating as I suddenly felt so light it were as though I weren't even there. His eyes curved into little crescents as he giggled. 

"I know, Y/n, I know, I know, I know." I closed my eyes, breathing in and out deeply, wanting to pinch my arm. Was I even awake? 

"Please explain what the hell is happening," I asked with a short laugh, still not really processing what was happening. 

"I figured, Y/n. After all the morning sickness-"

"I thought you were asleep during that?"

"I heard the end of your throwing up and toilet flush in the morning... I feel worse I always woke up too late to help you through it. But I noticed your morning sickness, not coming out to drink, the unusual mood changes..."

"Yeah, sorry for snapping at you." I chuckled, and he just rubbed my back. "So... what now?"

"Well, I went out and I got some things for us- sorry, for you." He pulled the plastic Tesco's bag from the side of the bed, digging through it. "I got you some Häagen-Dazs- the praline flavour because I know it's your favourite- and these flowers because Faith advised to get those on the phone- oh, and also-"

He pulled a fluffy piece of clothing and gestured for me to take it. I couldn't tell what exactly the item was, but as I pulled it apart, I realised it was a tiny little baby one-piece, so small it was barely the side of my head. 

It was perfect. He was perfect. My boyfriend, my baby daddy, My Harold. I felt as though I could cry again, but refrained as I turned to face Harry.

"So you're... okay with having a baby?"

"...Yeah." He began nodding his head in self-support. "We can do this."

"You aren't mad or anything?"

"Mad?" He looked aghast at the thought. "Bloody hell, no! I'm actually kind of... excited."

I couldn't believe it. A laugh fell from my lips, realising there wasn't any problems. That Harry was fine with all of it. And he supported it. Me. We were going to be fine.

"Fuck, I love you Harry."

He connected his lips with mine and I couldn't have felt happier as the fireworks in my stomach exploded, lips curling into a smile as I realised:

Maybe it was all gonna be okay.

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🔞Tinder Vid | King Kenny

Summary: in which Y/n goes to a Sidemen Tinder shoot and finds herself face to face with her ex, Kenny, for the first time in a long time, yet there's no awkward break-up tension - no - instead, just sexual tension... CW's: lingerie, restraints, vaginal penetration, unprotected sex, creampie Wordcount: 2.7k

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"Hi, I'm Y/n, I'm twenty-six and I'm from Essex."

Ethan cheered as you walked onto the set and stated your London roots, making you giggle before Harry stepped up and said a poem that had your hand slapped over your mouth, eyes wide as the other boys screamed and turned their backs to deep what he just said.

That wasn't going to make it into the video.

A swipe left took Harry to the reject side, as the rest of the boys slowly stepped up and began saying their Tinder video lines which were either met with a swipe right of agreement, or swipe left of OH MY GOD NO!

Stephen was the second last to be swiped right, jumping past with a witty comment which made the boys crack up, before you looked back to the line and met eyes with your ex once more.

Kenny.

He looked good, one year on from the breakup. His black NASA sweater fit nicely, with the sleeves rolled up to expose his forearms, cargos also matching nicely with his white durag and trainers. He raised his head to make eye contact, looking up and down at your form and taking his lower lip between his teeth as a grin lit up on his face.

One year on and you could still tell what he looked like when he got flustered.

"Y/n," He started. You missed the way he said your name. It felt different, and it felt as though it made embers in your heart glow once more at the memory of just a year ago when you were together. You nodded your head in response, urging him to continue as you watched his smile turn into a familiar smirk as he followed up with the most outlandish line nobody could've expected. "Swipe right, unless you want to have hard n rough sex, tonight, ten o'clock at my place."

Well that wasn't what you were expecting.

And clearly none of the other boys were expecting it either, as their jaws dropped open, JJ's hands finding the back of his head as he let out an OH. MY. GOD

It seemed as though your reaction surprised them more though, as you slowly swiped LEFT with your own taunting smirk on your face.

Even Kon was shocked from behind the camera, pressing his hand to his lips as Kenny shrugged and walked to the rejected left side, cocky grin on his face nonetheless. The boys were in a state, not even knowing how to react anymore, because they knew damn well that the both of you were too stubbornly prideful to not back down from a promised commitment. Even if that was the commitment promised.

As you tried to leave the set after a a few quick admin procedures, Kenny and yourself crossed paths once again. His hand found your side almost too easily, slotting between the dip of your hip like second nature, relighting sparks in your stomach like he always would when he touched you.

"You ready for tonight?" He whispered, lips brushing against the top of your head as he spoke, smirk prevalent in his voice as his hand trailed from your hip up your waist.

"Are you sure you are?" You responded, pulling away to look up into his eyes with a cocky grin of your own which lit an almost dangerous glint in his eye.

"Oh you're so cute thinking you have any control."

"You're cute to think that I won't this time."

"I guess we'll see," His hand slowly rolled over your stomach, pulling away and leaving goosebumps where he'd touched.

"S'pose we will." You pushed his chest lightly to push him to get back to the video. You could see the other boys whispering and watching the two of you with great interest- clearly sensing some sexual tension between yourself and Kenny.

As you pulled your mic off and handed it back to Kon, you were just about to leave when Kenny called-

"Hey Y/n!"

You turned back around to face Kenny as the room fell silent to hear what was last.

"Don't forget to wear that set you know I like!"

Of course he'd try embarrass you and get the last word. The silence was broken by a few gasps of shock, and Ethan slapping his palm over his mouth which mirrored a perfect o shape.

"Yeah, as long as you don't forget to change out of your briefs before I get there."

You snickered as he opened and closed his mouth again, stumped like a goldfish as you got the last word and walked out victorious, JJ's shocked laugh following you out, along with Pinero's she's had you there.

…

Knock knock knock.

You'd considered not wearing the set you knew he was referencing when he tried to embarrass you, but that Victoria Secret's red could never get old.

Squeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaq

Clearly Kenny still hadn't fixed the door, as it still let out its infamous creak as he opened it, leaning against the door frame with arms crossed and a smirk on his face. He still wore the same cargos and durag, though his sweater had been discarded, and he instead just wore a white tee which his crossed arms filled out perfectly - muscles tightening the white material and making you already feel things, without having even entered his apartment yet.

Kenny shut the door behind you before his back was slammed into the door before he could even fully turn around- letting out a gasp as your hand wrapped around the neck of his shirt, pulling him down so that his face was level with yours, your breath fanning across his lips and giving him that nostalgic shiver across his spine as he felt your lips press onto his all so familiarly, the same cocoa lip butter coating your lips and his as you kissed as though you had never broken up at all. He lost himself in the way your lips felt against his, so soft and soothing as they moved, intoxicating him with the cocoa taste and feeling of your hands moving against his sides up to his head, finding purchase around the back of his head and pulling him closer if it were even possible.

Fighting his almost overpowering yearning for you, Kenny managed to pull away after a moment, pushing you back so that it was your back that was against the wall instead. And it was then your turn to let out a surprised gasp as you felt the impact of the wall, before Kenny's body closed the gap, pushing flush against yours and sweetening the blow by cupping your face within his hands and raising your jaw to meet his lips, changing the pace and dominating the kiss as he took your bottom lip between his teeth, biting just enough to make you gasp. And he only exploited your open mouth, pushing his tongue into your mouth and ravaging it, roughening the kiss as his hands started running down from your cheeks down to your body.

You pulled back to give yourself a moment to breathe, grinning cockily as Kenny almost looked dazed as he pulled away, eyes fluttering open as though he had woken up from his biggest dreams. "Don't enjoy it too much, I haven't even taken my clothes off yet."

"Please, don't kill my boner by taking off ANY of your clothes-"

"Wow, one whole year and still can't get hard without pills-"

"One whole year and- are you still on the pill?"

"Wanna find out?"

You let out a squeal as saying that was all it took for Kenny to throw you over his shoulder with his infamous bursting laugh, marching the two of you to the bedroom and throwing you onto the bed, climbing on top of you to reconnect your lips.

His hands inched down your body slowly, finding the sash-belt of your trench coat and pulling it apart through the kiss, looking down and separating as his jaw fell slack, eyes widening slightly as he looked down at your bare skin under the trench, clad in the set which he'd referenced- and which now regretted requesting- as he could feel the tent in his boxers tightening at a concerning rate.

Taking advantage of his pause, you expertly flipped him so that he was beneath you instead, his back landing on the mattress as he let out a huff from the impact. Your core was flush against his clothed crotch, and you grinded down- just giving the slightest bit of friction, though it was clearly enough for Kenny, as he rolled his head back and let out a groan at the feeling.

Your finger's made light work of his belt, pulling it off with ease so that you could pull down his cargos and boxers and stroke his length beneath, thumb tracing over his head and collecting the precum which you licked clean from your thumb, watching as Kenny's face contorted at the sight. Kenny was groaning at how nasty yet gorgeous you looked on top of him, needing his release there and then, when his eyes caught sight of the discarded belt and an idea popped into his head.

"Be a dear and hold your hands out,"

Holding your hands out as requested, Kenny slipped the leather around your wrists, tightening and doing the buckle, forming a pair of makeshift handcuffs around your wrists. The leather dug into your skin and locked your wrists together, but you still managed to smirk and make a snarky comment:

"You've gone soft, Ken'," You spoke which made him give you a funny look. "You would've used that belt for much filthier things, just a year ago… guess you're just not able to go as hard anymore-"

He roughly cut off your rambles by rolling you over, your face planting into the mattress with your ass up in the air as your hands were restrained behind your back, leaving you unable to support your front. A gasp came from your throat as Kenny's hand met your cheek harshly, almost definitely leaving a red hand-mark against your arse before you felt his tip trace down your folds, nudging your clit, and making your breathing turn heavier, eyes rolling backwards at the feeling.

There was a short silence where neither of you moved or said anything.

"Are you gonna beg for it, or have you forgotten how this goes?" Kenny taunted, stupid grin evident in his voice which made you roll your eyes even if he couldn't see it.

"No," You responded almost instinctually, grin against your face as you only said it jokingly. You felt Kenny pull away though, and that did panic you a bit, as you whined and rushed- "Joking Ken', I don't mean it, of course I want you."

"That doesn't sound like begging to me…"

"Just fuck me…" He make no move to do anything. "…Please."

His hands moved back to your hips, cock pushing against your aching core before he pushed slowly, making you gasp as your eyes rolled to the back of your head, Kenny slowly pushing in until his hips were flush against yours, bottomed out inside of you. He allowed you a grace period- a moment to adjust to his size- before pulling back not quite as slowly as the first time- and slamming his hips against yours. You let out an ungodly moan from the roughness of his thrust, his cock hitting a spot which only he could, that had your head spinning from the adrenaline flooding through your veins at the nostalgic pleasure you'd so craved ever since the breakup.

As another loud moan left your throat, you remembered the threats you'd heard last year- just moments after the two of you had similar, rough and loud sex, when three prompt knocks brought Kenny to the door- face to face with the landlord who warned him that one more noise complaint would have him evicted.

Apparently the neighbours weren't interested in knowing Kenny's name.

Your face was smudged into the mattress and duvet sheets already, but you bit down onto the duvet before letting out another groan as Kenny thrusted into you, the roughness sending spots into your vision as your whole body jerked from the movement- though your moan was muffled by the duvet in your mouth.

Kenny could hear the small whimpers and hushed moans you let out, trying not to be loud in memory of the strict landlord and complaining neighbours - but it had been too long without hearing those angelic moans you'd give - and Kenny wasn't going to let courtesy of the neighbours get in the way of hearing them again.

A gasp was ripped from you as Kenny's hand attached to the back of your head - wrapping your hair around his hand and using it to pull your head back and away from the duvet - pounding back into you with a thrust that made a raw moan fall from your throat, the arch from your ass all the way to your neck permitting Kenny's cock to hit a new place inside you which had your thighs shaking from the feeling.

"C'mon, you can be as loud as you want," Kenny muttered, finding a pace to fuck you, one hand on your hips being used to move you back and forth simultaneously whilst he thrusted into you, making him kiss the tip of your cervix and damn near cry with how good he felt inside of you.

Your body lurched with practically every rough thrust Kenny gave, rocking your body from not only the force, but also the way that each time he found your g-spot, you could feel a burning in the depths of your stomach which you knew was a building orgasm. And Kenny wasn't far away either - he'd missed the relationship of course - but the feeling of your tight walls around his cock, those sweet moans that each thrust elicited from you, all the talk and bite which always ended with a hard fuck: that was something he'd never be able to replicate with anyone else.

Kenny's thumb followed the slickness off your pussy down to your clit, his lubricated finger tracing tight circles over your sensitive bud and causing your whole body to jolt, the pre-orgasm euphoria building and making every atom of your body excite.

"Holy shit, I'm gonna-"

You weren't even able to finish your sentence before your arms gave out beneath you, your body collapsing against the duveted bed whilst you felt Kenny's thrusts take you to cloud nine, that euphoric brightness washing over your body like a sacrilegious purification. And Kenny kept that bliss channelling through your body as he fucked between your walls, pace staggering as he too felt his own orgasm washing through him, filling you with his cum as you cried out at that delicious feeling of his cock twitching inside you as he deposited everything - a few slowed thrusts carrying him through his orgasm as well as fucking his cum back into you… Even is after he pulled out, white still dripped from your pussy, that beautiful creampie that he'd given you a sight he savoured.

"God I missed you," Kenny breathed, his eyes unable to detach from your pretty you looked with his cum dripping from your hole.

"That's really cute and all but can you get the belt off?"

That snapped Kenny into action, realising that your face and upper body was practically crumpled into the mattress, unable to move since your hands were handcuffed behind your back because of that belt.

As soon as Kenny got the restraints off, letting you flip yourself over onto your back - you wrapped your arms around the back of Kenny's neck, pulling him down to meet your lips in a prolonged chaste kiss - all the sexual tension gone - finally letting that domestic sweetness wash over you at how nice it was to have Kenny back again.

He pulled away after a moment, breaking the kiss but not leaving, just resting his forehead against your own.

"Fuck, Ken', I've missed you too," You sighed in a fulfilled way, your whole heart feeling filled with Kenny.

"Well then if we both miss each other… Why aren't we together?"

"Do you want to get back?"

"If you do…"

"I can't believe we're agreeing to get back together straight after fucking."

"Well then let me take you out - what are you doing tomorrow night?"

"Nothing…"

"Well, now you're doing something - I'll pick you up at seven."

You couldn't even wipe the grin off of your face at that, instead choosing to wrap your arms back around his neck to give him another big kiss which he of course couldn't refuse either.

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Sidemen Masterlist

☁️= fluff, 🔞= smut, 💢 = angst

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writing for: Tobi Brown, Harry Lewis, JJ Olatunji

Tobi TBJZL Brown

"20 v 1" - where Tobi is subject to a 20 v 1 and finds one date a lot more interesting than the rest... ☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞"Charity Match" - Whereby as Tobi pulls his top of victoriously after the charity match, someone notices a few seemingly suspicious markings over his body... 🔞"GTA n BJ's" - A oneshot story in which Tobi learns that teasing his girlfriend and expecting her not to retaliate is a bigger mistake than he could ever even begin to imagine... 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" - super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe "Sidemen DofE Headcanons" - Basically some old headcanons I made of what the sidemen boys would be like on a Duke of Edinburgh trip 🔞"Where would the Sidemen Hickey you?"

Simon mini-Minter

☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" ☁️"Scrambled Eggs." - Platonic, JJ x reader x Deji x Simon oneshot inspired by "World's hardest cooking challenge" Sidemen Sunday, whereby Deji, JJ, Simon and Y/n come home from school and see the Olatunji parents aren't home, and try to cook something. Emphasis on the try... ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe "Sidemen DofE Headcanons" - Basically some old headcanons I made of what the sidemen boys would be like on a Duke of Edinburgh trip

Ethan BEHZINGA Payne

☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe "Sidemen DofE Headcanons" - Basically some old headcanons I made of what the sidemen boys would be like on a Duke of Edinburgh trip

Josh ZERKAA Bradley

☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" ☁️"Zerkaa Dating HC's" - Headcanons of what it'd be like dating Josh 🔞"Anniversary" - Happy anniversary! Too bad that whilst Josh tries to enjoy a romantic restaurant date, you're all too riled up and escalate the sexual tension across the table until the two of you can't stand it anymore- so much so that you don't even manage to make it home before you're naked 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe "Sidemen DofE Headcanons" - Basically some old headcanons I made of what the sidemen boys would be like on a Duke of Edinburgh trip

JJ KSI Olatunji

☁️💢"Chocolate eyes" - Why is jealousy the emotion it took for JJ to finally admit his feelings for you? | Brother's best friend!OC ☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞"Quarter-to" - JJ just cannot keep it in his pants and wait until after dinner reservations to fuck you- can you need to race against time to get yourselves off and get to your that restaurant in time? 🔞"KSI NSFW alphabet" 🔞"Seven Minutes in Heaven" - Seven minutes. Locked in a cramped, confined closet with the man you'd been teasing all night, merciless to his touch for those savoured seven minutes where your friends can hear everything within those four thin, wooden walls. ☁️"Scrambled Eggs." - Platonic, JJ x reader x Deji x Simon oneshot inspired by "World's hardest cooking challenge" Sidemen Sunday, whereby Deji, JJ, Simon and Y/n come home from school and see the Olatunji parents aren't home, and try to cook something. Emphasis on the try... 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" - super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe "Sidemen DofE Headcanons" - Basically some old headcanons I made of what the sidemen boys would be like on a Duke of Edinburgh trip 🔞"Where would the Sidemen Hickey you?"

Vik VIKKSTAR123 Barn

☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe "Sidemen DofE Headcanons" - Basically some old headcanons I made of what the sidemen boys would be like on a Duke of Edinburgh trip

Harry W2S Lewis

☁️"How the Sidemen (& more) would react to seeing you crying" 🔞W2S NSFW alphabet 💢"Pregnant" - Careless sex turns into something more serious which has you panicking over how the hell Harry will accept it... 🔞"Threesome" - W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks 🔞"Lockdown vids pt 1" - You're too horny to wait for Harry to finish his recording with Chris, Will and Stephen, yet come to realise the consequences to the impatience of your actions... Part of [KINKTOBER] 🔞"Lockdown vids pt 2" - When Will and Chris catch you two fucking whilst on a Discord call, and just can't help but join... Part of [KINKTOBER] 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" - super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten ☁️"Harry Potter x Sidemen AU headcanons" - goofy lil headcanons of the Sidemen in an alternate, Harry Potter n Hogwarts Universe 🔞"Praise Kink" - kinda porn without plot, just a short 800 word blurb detailing what it'd be like having Harry's cock in your mouth whilst he praises you <3 🔞"High on your Ford Mondeo" - Lazy Summer night with your best friend spent smoking 🌿 on top of his ford mondeo, leading to acting on those desperate sexual inhibitions, even if that means fucking on the car roof in the middle of assfuck nowhere "Sidemen DofE Headcanons" - Basically some old headcanons I made of what the sidemen boys would be like on a Duke of Edinburgh trip 🔞"Where would the Sidemen Hickey you?"

ALL!! - silly little drabbles "Fave SDMN vids" (a playlist of vid recommendations) "Troops Vegas trip Photo collection" POLL: which of the SDMN do the masses wanna see more written for??? "Sidemen reacting to some1 drowning" Headcanons

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Smuts + Kinktober Masterlist

Ordered by: Fandoms, then themes (NSFW alphabets + Kinktober) Structure: Group member, smutshot name, kinks in square brackets

SIDEMEN

Tobi TBJZL Brown 🔞"Charity Match" - [nail-marks, slight overstim + exhibitionism, rough sex] Whereby as Tobi pulls his top of victoriously after the charity match, someone notices a few seemingly suspicious markings over his body... 🔞"GTA n BJ's" - [teasing, blowjob, slight exhibitionism , orgasm denial] A oneshot story in which Tobi learns that teasing his girlfriend and expecting her not to retaliate is a bigger mistake than he could ever even begin to imagine... Josh Zerkaa Bradley 🔞"Anniversary" - [car sex, teasing, rough sex, blowjob] Happy anniversary! Too bad that whilst Josh tries to enjoy a romantic restaurant date, you're all too riled up and escalate the sexual tension across the table until the two of you can't stand it anymore- so much so that you don't even manage to make it home before you're naked

JJ KSI Olatunji 🔞"KSI NSFW alphabet" [litr everything] 🔞"Quarter-to" - [quickie, riding, desperate sex] JJ just cannot keep it in his pants and wait until after dinner reservations to fuck you- can you need to race against time to get yourselves off and get to your that restaurant in time? 🔞"Seven Minutes in Heaven" - [teasing, exhibitionism, degrading, fingering, begging, orgasm denial, dumbification, orgasm denial] Seven minutes. Locked in a cramped, confined closet with the man you'd been teasing all night, merciless to his touch for those savoured seven minutes where your friends can hear everything within those four thin, wooden walls.

Harry W2S Lewis 🔞W2S NSFW alphabet - [literally everything] 🔞"Threesome" - [praise x reader x degrade trope, threesome, drunk sex, grinding, blowjob, cunnilingus, overstim, implied double penetration] W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks Part of [KINKTOBER] 🎃 🔞"Lockdown vids pt 1" - [Discord/Online sex, cunnilingus, exhibitionism, flirting] You're too horny to wait for Harry to finish his recording with Chris, Will and Stephen, yet come to realise the consequences to the impatience of your actions... 🔞"Lockdown vids pt 2" - [Discord/online sex, degrading x reader x praise trope, mutual masturbation, ENF] When Will and Chris catch you two fucking whilst on a Discord call, and just can't help but join... Part of 🔞"Praise Kink" - [pwp, blowjob, praise, choking (on his cock), cum in mouth] kinda porn without plot, just a short 800 word blurb detailing what it'd be like having Harry's cock in your mouth whilst he praises you <3 🔞"High on your Ford Mondeo" - [Drugs (smoking weed), High sex , outdoor sex, dry humping, desperate sorta sex, clitoral stimulation] Lazy Summer night with your best friend spent smoking 🌿 on top of his ford mondeo, leading to acting on those desperate sexual inhibitions, even if that means fucking on the car roof in the middle of assfuck nowhere

ALL 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - [cunnilingus, face-sitting, edging, praise, overstim, pain] Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten

CHAOS CREW

George Clarkey 🔞"Rodeo Ride" - [Rodeo ride, implied drunk sex, begging, rough sex, hair-pulling] Something about George riding that bull machine at the pub just looks so sinful, and the alcohol gives you an extra buzz of confidence when you're talking to him afterwards, leading to a good night with George... 🔞"Same Time." - [threesome, face-sitting, dp, blowjob, pussy-eating, vaginal penetration, kinda overstim, praise, degrading, drunk sex, kinda corruption kink, reader on the pill, unprotected sex, cum in pussy, cum on pussy, restraints, lil bit of choking, kinda forceful at times] when stranded in a little village after a platform roulette with George Clarkey n ArthurTV leads to all three of you sharing a hotel room with one bed and loosened inhibitions... xtra long 6.1k wordcount and very smutty. 🔞"Hate Sex" - [Hate sex, penetration, mirror sex, degrading, hair pulling, no aftercare, rough sex, hickeying] basically porn w/out plot, in which you hate George Clarkey yet somehow end up with him between your legs, fucking you like he's your worst enemy. 🔞"Cunnilingus" - [cunnilingus, slight exhib, kinda body worship, face sitting, bit of size kink] George Clarkey as a munch brainrotted headcanons

🔞"Mask Kink + Knife Kink" - [smut, cussing, mask kink, knife kink, mirror sex, degrading + praise, pet names, v rough, blowjob, borderline cnc but not, drinking] You hadn't anticipated that telling George to wear a Halloween costume for your party would have such an effect on you... But with a few drinks and horny thoughts, you were acting on the kinks that you never thought you'd let see the light of day.

Arthur ATV Frederick 🔞"Submissive" - [sub!Arthur x dom!reader, riding, pwp (porn w/out plot), desperate sex, cunnilingus, dumbification, overstim, cocksitting/warming, begging] 🔞"Locked In" - [Exhibitionism, teasing, sexual tension, risk kink, begging, degrading, fingering, orgasm denial, no protection/pill, rough sex] Xtra long 7.3k word smutshot set in S3 locked in house. Y/n is set the strenuous task of ignoring Arthur all day by Sugarlips - yet when Arthur realises this, he does everything in his power to break her... Will you successfully pass your challenge or succumb to Arthur's antics? 🔞"SuperMilker3000" - [toys, drunk sex, lowkey humiliation] don't be scared by the title. Silly lil 800 word drabble on using a toy w Arthur... taken from my ArthurTV NSFW alphabet that's currently in the works! 🔞"Same Time." - [threesome, face-sitting, dp, blowjob, pussy-eating, vaginal penetration, kinda overstim, praise, degrading, drunk sex, kinda corruption kink, reader on the pill, unprotected sex, cum in pussy, cum on pussy, restraints, lil bit of choking, kinda forceful at times] when stranded in a little village after a platform roulette with George Clarkey n ArthurTV leads to all three of you sharing a hotel room with one bed and loosened inhibitions... xtra long 6.1k wordcount and very smutty. 🔞"ArthurTV NSFW Alphabet" 🔞"Boxer" - [dry humping, hickeying, lots of making out] In which Arthur has a certain predilection for the coach's daughter who is subsequently the first aid woman that drives him feral, especially after a boxing match whereby he's got a lot of pent up testosterone to take out... 🔞"Thigh Riding" - [thigh riding, being heard, slight exhibitionism, biting] When Arthur's playing a game whilst you're horny, you come to an agreement to ride his thigh... But with Arthur keeping his mic on whilst he plays with the boys - will Chris, George and Bach head you on the other side of their call whilst you fuck yourself on your boyfriend's thigh? | part of [kinktober] 🎃 "Pervy Co-worker" short blurb on pervy ATV as a colleague at work... part of [KINKTOBER]🎃 - no smut but mature themes inc.

Chris ChrisMD Dixon 🔞"ChrisMD NSFW alphabet" - [litr everything] 🔞"Threesome" - [praise x reader x degrade trope, threesome, drunk sex, grinding, blowjob, cunnilingus, overstim, implied double penetration] W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks 🔞"Piercings" - [nipple piercings, rough sex, sadist mentions, dry humping] in which gf!reader gets nipple piercings as a surprise for Chris, which leaves Chris battling his inner demons and resisting all urges to pull or touch those sensitive buds to see you scream whilst he pounds you

All 🔞"Eating Out HC's" - headcanons of what the Chaos crew would be like giving head

BETA SQUAD

King Kenny 🔞"Tinder Vid" - [belt restraints, doggy, loud, post-breakup sex, lingerie] in which Y/n goes to a Sidemen Tinder shoot and finds herself face to face with her ex, Kenny, for the first time in a long time, yet there's no awkward break-up tension - no - instead, just sexual tension...

Sharky 🔞"Wet Dreamz" - [Kinda somnophilia, lazy sex, spoon sex, hickeys, lots of boob play, unprotected sex, wet dream, grinding, belly bulge, soft sex] Lazy Sunday morning, waking up within Sharky's arms and realising he's dreaming about you, by the way you can feel him thrusting between your legs. Good thing it's a Sunday morning, and the two of you have plenty of time to live it out with one another...

🔞"t r a n s p a r e n t s o u l" - [smoking, kinda toxic sex, choking, dom!fem!reader, hickeying, dumbification (kinda)] 900 word blurb, toxic sex, sharky x cynic!reader, inspired by song "transparent soul" by Willow

All 🔞"Beta Squad Eating Out HC's" - headcanons of what the beta squad (+George🤭) are like as munches

YOUTUBERS+

Callum Callux McGinley 🔞"Callux NSFW alphabet" [litr everything]

Morgan AngryGinge13 Burtwistle 🔞"AngryGinge NSFW alphabet" - [litr everything]

Chris ChrisMD Dixon 🔞"ChrisMD NSFW alphabet" - [litr everything] 🔞"Threesome" - [praise x reader x degrade trope, threesome, drunk sex, grinding, blowjob, cunnilingus, overstim, implied double penetration] W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks 🔞"Piercings" - [nipple piercings, rough sex, sadist mentions, dry humping] in which gf!reader gets nipple piercings as a surprise for Chris, which leaves Chris battling his inner demons and resisting all urges to pull or touch those sensitive buds to see you scream whilst he pounds you

Josh TheBurntChip Larkin ☁️+🔞"TheBurntChip Dating HC's" - [face-sitting, thick girl, bedroom talk] Headcanons of what he'd be like during sex - mix of SFW and NSFW

All 🔞YouTubers+ Eating Out HC's - what this lot'd be like between your legs 🙈

Will S2W Lenney 🔞"White Mustang" - [car sex, cunnilingus, no aftercare, rough, slight exhibitionism, humiliation & extortion] When Will Lenney moves to Cusco, Peru as a mechanic in search of more business, but instead finds his attention reverted to his pretty neighbour who cant seem to stop blushing | 13k+ wordcount, xtra long, shy Peruvian!Reader x Mechanic!WillNE 🔞Will + Jim SHORT - boobs fixation 🔞"Threesome" - [threesome, blowjob, cunnilingus, lots of 🍒 play, double penetration, anal, cream pie, lots of praise, showing you off + other drivers knowing, lingerie, hickeying, talk about involving cameras] | Will x reader x Lando Norris When Will drunkenly places a bet against Lando winning, and ends up having to share this girlfriend with the cocky Brit with a predilection for this gf...

James Jimbo Marriott 🔞"Rockstar Gf" - [blowjob, riding, hickeying, finishing inside reader, cute aftercare - brief sadism/masochism, praise (f!giving), n spit] Getting back to the hotel room after a gig where he had his forearms exposed n sleeves ridden up showing forearm definition whilst he shredded his guitar - button down w the top two buttons un done, tie loosely hanging from around his collar ever so sluttily - thin sheen of sweat giving him an almost God-like glowing aura, running his hand through his mullet and shaking out the cropped locks so gloriously you could only watch and stare from backstage with your heartbeat between your legs... 🔞Will + Jim SHORT - boobs fixation

AMP

Agent00 🔞"Possessive" - [Degrading, bites, hickeying, rough sex, mild exhibitionism (anyone could walk in and see), belly bulge, jealousy trope, spanking, slapping, spit, choking, creampie] You flirted with Duke and Agent didn't like that. At all. So, as anyone logical would, he decides to take that out on your body

ALL

🔞"AMP eating out HC's" - Headcannons ab what the AMP (+JiDion) are like giving head

NSFW ALPHABETS

🔞"ChrisMD NSFW alphabet" 🔞"KSI NSFW alphabet" 🔞W2S NSFW alphabet" 🔞"Callux NSFW alphabet" 🔞"AngryGinge NSFW alphabet"

🔞"ArthurTV NSFW Alphabet"

🎃 KINKTOBER 2024 🎃

All kinktober posts denoted by the "gracie's kinktober fics" tag

🔞"Thigh Riding" - [thigh riding, being heard, slight exhibitionism, biting] When ArthurTv's playing a game whilst you're horny, you come to an agreement to ride his thigh... But with Arthur keeping his mic on whilst he plays with the boys - will Chris, George and Bach head you on the other side of their call whilst you fuck yourself on your boyfriend's thigh? 🎃

🔞"Recording" - [sex on camera, humiliation, size kink (if you squint), cunnilingus, fingering] When Niko seduces you and reduces you to a brainless mush whilst the camera glares at you capturing something completely different to what should've been an innocent interview... 🎃

🔞"Cunnilingus" - [cunnilingus, fingering, 69, blowjob, being overheard, slight exhib, free use, obsession] Arthur Hill as a munch brainrotted headcanons🎃

🔞"Edging + Overstimulation" - [edging, clitoral stimulation, fingering, p in v, vibrators, sorta pain, orgasm denial, soft m!dom, begging, lots lots LOTS of praise, squirting, multiple orgasms] In which ArthurTv pushes you to your limits, seeing how much you can truly take. 🎃

🔞Will + Jim SHORT - boobs fixation

🔞"Threesome" - [threesome, blowjob, cunnilingus, lots of 🍒 play, double penetration, anal, cream pie, lots of praise, showing you off + other drivers knowing, lingerie, hickeying, talk about involving cameras] | Will x reader x Lando Norris When Will drunkenly places a bet against Lando winning, and ends up having to share this girlfriend with the cocky Brit with a predilection for this gf...

"Pervy Co-worker" - short blurb on pervy ATV as a colleague at work... - no smut but mature themes inc.

🔞"Cunnilingus" - [cunnilingus, slight exhib, kinda body worship, face sitting, bit of size kink] George Clarkey as a munch brainrotted headcanons

🔞"Mask Kink + Knife Kink" - [smut, cussing, mask kink, knife kink, mirror sex, degrading + praise, pet names, v rough, blowjob, borderline cnc but not, drinking] You hadn't anticipated that telling George to wear a Halloween costume for your party would have such an effect on you... But with a few drinks and horny thoughts, you were acting on the kinks that you never thought you'd let see the light of day.

[g-xix]

Charity Match | Tobi TBJZL Brown🔞

Imagine inspired by sidemenreacts vid: "reacting to sidemen charity match moments" moment when Tobi points out the scar Simon's medal left on his back (link to video at the end of the oneshot for reference)... Look at bae tho:

Little slayer. Anyways, go read the oneshot:

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The Sidemen FC placed their hands on the cup- the smell of lynx body spray, sweat and victory crowding the changing room- lifting the cup high above their heads with an uproarious cheer which could be heard all the way from the Allstar FC's changing room.

Everyone celebrated, medals clanging as they kissed the cup and jumped for joy, though Simon's hand smacked to his mouth barely a moment after he'd jumped. The sharp edge of his medal had pierced through Tobi's shirt, and the black polyester was dampened with a dark spot which appeared to grow by the second. 

But Tobi hadn't noticed the blood filtering through his shirt.

No, Tobi was too focussed on lifting the cup up as it came around to him, still victorious cheering,so much so that he didn't even notice as Simon brushed Tobi's shirt to the side slightly to inspect the damage the hard-edged metal had inflicted upon his friend's back. But as soon as Simon lifted the shirt slightly, his eyes widened- jaw dropped open. For whilst Simon had expected to see just a gash on his otherwise unharmed back- Tobi's back had angry purple lined jagged and shooting across his back like lightning, starting all the way at his shoulder-blades and running all the way down to his lower back. 

Simon gulped after the presentation as he found Tobi in the changing rooms, spraying some deodorant under his shirt and packing his duffel bag- ready to get back onto the coach to London. 

"Hey, Tobes?" Simon called for his smaller friend's attention. Tobi turned with a big smile, still giddy following the Sidemen FC win.  "I err, I accidentally nicked your back with my medal when we were celebrating..."

"Ah, I didn't notice, must just be small." Tobi shrugged, Simon's eyes lowering as he recalled the large gash it had left besides all of those lightning-streak lines.

"Uhm, also I... I noticed some other purple-y scars on your back like, kinda uneven lines... Is your back- are you- are you alright?"

Tobi scrunched his brows together, not knowing what he purple lines he was talking about on his back. Pulling his locker door open, he peered over his shoulder and pulled his shirt up.

Suddenly, those purple scratch marks weren't so unfamiliar...

A moan was ripped from your throat as Tobi thrusted back into your roughly- not even giving you a moment to recover, post-orgasm.

He paused only a moment with a low groan as his cum filled you, before his hips began slamming back into you- still somehow not satisfied and desperate for another round. His hands roamed from your tits down to your hips, bringing you to his chest so that your body was flush against his- your body weight supported only by Tobi as he walked you until your back was pressed against the wall, cock still hard inside of you as his lips found yours, sloppily meeting in a passionate open-mouthed kiss. 

The smell of sex filled the hotel room which the Sidemen had booked for all the players, pre-game- though it felt as though Tobi and yourself seemed to be using the room to its fullest potential. And your next-door neighbours in the hotel were NOT going to be happy with the noises you two were making. 

Your hands found the back of his neck- pulling him in and drawing him even closer as you moved your mouth synchronously with Tobi's, intoxicated with the way he tasted and the way his tongue ravaged your mouth. A whimper fell from your lips as your felt Tobi pull out slowly, clearly rearing to move and thrust inside of your overstimulated pussy once more. 

"Fuck, Tobi-" You whimpered, your eyes screwed shut as you felt yourself fluttering around his wood, thighs shaking as they were wrapped around his hips- your whole lower body completely spent. Tobi noticed your shaking and rested you on the table, which was at perfect height for you to sit on whilst his cock was still inside you. 

"C'mon gorgeous, you can go another round," He slowed his pace as he pulled out more slowly, fingers threading through your hair and finally giving your clit a well deserved grace-period as you let out whispered moans, nodding your head in agreement despite the tingles of overstimulation that Tobi sent racing through your core- not wanting to say no to Tobi. "Atta girl," He pressed a lazy kiss to your forehead as he pulled all the way out, before making your whole body jerk and your throat emit a gasp as Tobi slammed right back into you, his cock undeniably kissing your cervix as he bottomed out instantly.

"TOBI!" You gasped your moan, hands gripping his back as he pulled out once more, thrusting in with the same toe-curling force which make you scream from the feeling, rolling your head back and only exposing your neck to him, which he wasted no time in attaching his mouth to, to shower in hickeys and bruises as he thrusted at a mind-numbing pace, your head going fuzzy from the feelings.

A loud moan was ripped from your throat as you felt Tobi hit your g-spot, the bundle of nerves sending pleasure through every molecule of your body as your fingernails dug into his back- creating marks of your own as they dug into his skin and ripped downwards, etching deep purple lines against his dark skin. Tobi didn't even register the pain, all too drunk on the feeling of your walls clenching around his cock, making lewd noises each time his balls slapped into your aching core, arousal coating his cock. 

His mouth caught onto one of your tits as he pounded, his lips wrapping around your sensitive bud and making you let out somehow an even louder moan as the feeling of his hot mouth around your breast paired with his tip hitting your g-spot with every thrust had you toes curling- back arching into the glass window behind the desk, overlooking all of London as you felt the heat rising to your face, all too aware you were going to cum soon...

"Tobi," You gasped, screwing your eyes shut and letting your head roll back. Tobi groaned from the way his name fell from your lips, along with the feeling of your nails still running down his back aggressively- catching the reflexion of his back in the reflective glass behind you- the angry lighting-lines across his back making his cock twitch at the thought that you'd marked him up so possessively. "I think I-I'm gonna cum..."

"That's my fuckin' girl, cum, gorgeous-" His words along with the fingers that trailed down from your nipple down to your clit, rolling a few tight circles over the sensitive spot, pushed you over the edge- euphoria fuzzy-ing your head and clouding your vision as your fingernails ran down his back, fading into nothing as Tobi felt himself release inside you also.

Your eyes opened dazedly, lazily looking up at your wonderful boyfriend, before your eyes caught onto the mirror on the other side of the room- reflecting the image of Tobi's ruthlessly scratched back. Tobi caught the look of horror that you wore on your face as your eyes turned to him- though Tobi just smirked- ready to wear those marks as a badge of honour...

"Tobi?" Simon's voice pulled Tobi out of his thoughts with a cautious tone. He turned around to face Simon once more, grinning as his eyes flicked from Simon to the beautiful figure of his girlfriend, watching as she wandered into the changing room, looking for him. "Those marks alright? Are you... good?"

"Oh I'm more than good," Tobi grinned lazily as you spotted him, making your way across the changing room before Tobi pulled you into his arms proudly for another victorious kiss, deciding to leave his shirt off for the ride back home- instead showing off his bare back- and all the markings you'd left across it.

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Video in reference:

okayyy sidemen charity match done icl i thought allstars was gonna win but LESSGOO SIDEMENNNNNMy final notes from the charity match:

-Angry ginge is so fine icel (the tackles n squaring up to speed...) -It was so hard tryna convince my dad "no, speed is actually good at football..." after missing the pen... and a shot on goal... AND A SHOT ON AN OPEN GOAL-So proud of behz- scores in the stadium he's supported since he was a child, with his daughter watching, and got his dream knee-sliding, topless celebration-Congrats Harry for that beaut strike-I want Chris to weave into my DMs like he wove through that defence line-Why was JJ... not a bad goalie???-XQC looked like a proper sweetheart in goal negl-Manny hattrick i love to see it - esp with Simon always tryna set him up to score instead of taking it for himself &lt;333 -WILLNE TWO FOOTING THE CAR BRINGING THE BALL IN LOOOOOOOL -MAX FOSH SCORES A GOAL THEN WHIPS OUT THE UNO REVERSE CARD???? (also why's he so caked lol)

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