#jimizzy

[tampire]

"Bite me!"

[youwearlavenderwell]

Izzy Hands is dripping with sexual energy every goddamn minute just absolutely serving raw cunt 24/7 and this is why he is shippable with literally everyone. let my boy fuck

[izzyspussy]

Sang About in Songs + callbacks to(/direct contradictions of) canon & lyrics from La Vie En Rose

[i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones]

The OFMD brainrot has infected me. Damn you Israel Hands.

This would prob be a multi-ship fic where everyone is worried about their favorite first mate and Izzy's totally fucking fine.

[disabledpirate]

Izzy is taking Jim out for trans day of visibility. They’re going to have a hot t4t makeout session later 🏳️‍⚧️

[musicalhusbands]

Frenchie: You know, Iz, sometimes I feel like I'm third-wheeling in our marriage

Izzy: Oh, yeah? Why's that?

Frenchie: ......

Drunk Jim, wrapped around Izzy like a koala, dazedly playing with his hand: Your fingernails are fuckin nasty, Cariño. Awhhh, it's fine, I don't mind.

Izzy: ...Ah. Good point.

Frenchie: Yeah.

Jim, refusing to take their face out of Izzy's neck: You guys talking about me?

[lobotomy-jpeg]

 “All you’ll get is to be fucking useless, chasing the same delusional god until you die because of it.”

@anarchyphd and I had a burst of inspiration and they wrote a little fic to which I drew this to.

Please read A Crime Against an Unknown God here!

[id: Digital sketch of Izzy and Jim from OFMD. Izzy is bent over Jim, gripping their jaw in his hand. His expression shows rage and sorrow. His hand is ungloved, clenching as he draws their faces together. Jim is knelt below him, holding his arm, trying to keep themselves steady and looking at Izzy with loathing in their eyes. /end id]

[something-about-sunflowers]

Oop, looks like the link on my last post expired, guess that means it’s time for a new pinned post!

Looking for a place to yell about That Old Man (the man or the character tbh)? Look no further! Come join us aboard Izzy’s Revenge (NOT An Intestinal Condition).

No character/ship hate outside of the vent channel (nuanced discussion permitted). Must be 18 years or older to apply. No cops (that means fan-cops too).

[bougiebutchbitch]

my favorite genre of fic is 'Jim confiscates Izzy from Ed and Stede because they don't appreciate him enough, so now the crew have a loyal little fucker of a guard-dog/puppysub and Ed and Stede are horrendously jealous'

it's so very delicious

[femboypussy420]

LOVE this idea and I do go immediately to sprizzy with it I just think lucius' dom vibes (especially consider.... Dom bottom Lucius) would be excellent with this flavour. Especially if Lucius has a semi-popular internet persona already

Thinking about modern AU Izzy Hands who’s kind of a known dick online. One day he starts going around curtly apologizing to people he’s argued with, sometimes going back to months’ old forum debates and video comments. It finally comes out that he got a dom who’s making him do this as part of their dynamic (Izzy having to “break bad habits” and “learn good behavior” and there’s bit of humiliation involved for sure) because they show up in a couple comment threads to publicly call him a good boy or correct him if things heat up again.

Please insert your fave ship or rare pair. Especially rare pairs.

[eduobsessed]

jim's little soft expression and also them mouthing the lyrics while izzy sang made me so emotional. jimizzy besties for life i adore them

[izzyspussy]

Interest check I guess

What if I run an Izzy rarepair kink meme/prompt fest?

Also should "rarepair" in this case include sprizzy/sprigghands or is that not rare enough?

[our-flag-means-death-ao3feed]

Assorted JimIzzy Doodles

by FuelForTheFire

What it says on the tin. Some of these will be NSFW, some will be Gen, it’ll just depend really.

Tags will be updated as I go!

Words: 0, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Second Child, Restless Child

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Other

Characters: Israel Hands, Jim Jimenez

Relationships: Israel Hands/Jim Jimenez

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/46129681

[zerachu]

mixed bag

[ayashitetsuko]

It started out as situational. But it might developed into something serious. 

A series of stories featuring Jim and Izzy as a pairing. They are being sexy and sad together. 

[bougiebutchbitch]

AUGH your bit about izzy giving jim lots of praise and reassurance and stuff after they rake him over coals in a sex way. that's one of the things they show him re: how this should actually go - because yeah izzy never GOT aftercare from ed (and the aftercare he got from stede was blatantly manipulative) but he also never had any chance to GIVE it, and now with jim (et al) he gets to find out how deeply rewarding it is to do. which in turn eventually leads him to the slow and painful but healing realization that ed and stede didn't just make ignorant or careless mistakes, and maybe they didn't have any real malice either and maybe they did love him in some type of way, but they treated him that way because they just didn't think of him as quite as much of a person as either of them. and that isn't something jim intended to show him or thought needed showing, and maybe sometimes they feel a little selfish "making" him take care of them after they drag him quipping and sneering to the edge of his limits by the hair, and they have to have a (deeply awkward, uncomfortable) talk about how being respected and depended on in that way makes izzy feel (finally) truly valued.

:hollers and hoots and waves my arms like a gibbon: oh my god this is everything. yes. yes. yes.

'they treated him that way because they just didn't think of him as quite as much of a person as either of them' hits so fucking hard. That's exactly it. That's exactly the dynamic. And it hurts so good.

And Jim worrying that they're being 'selfish' by getting aftercare from Izzy while Izzy 'pathological need to be Of Use' Hands is just like '????? I will literally explode (while pretending I don't care in the slightest) if you take away my PurposeTM'... words cannot express how perfect that is!

I also think it's very indicative of his control-freaky tendencies, that he needs to be able to 'break' in a controlled environment with someone else taking the reins, otherwise he'll just snap under the pressure like a rat-chewed line. But he also needs to 'rebuild' himself afterwards, reassuring himself that he can take charge again and step under the heavy mantle of First Mate once more.

Providing aftercare to his doms is a lovely, productive, mutually rewarding way of achieveing that. And now he's past the whole 'after sex I just go to my corner like a kicked dog and try to hide it if I cry because how fucking pathetic is that; they touched me; I'm grateful; that should be enough' stage? He can't get enough of it.

Also: consider the first time after a REALLY rough scene where Izzy, still kinda half-down in subspace, says 'okay thank you that was good. I'll just... go... now' with a broken little voice and tries to stagger back to his room alone... he doesn't even curse. and Jim is like. What. The FUCK. >:3c