#jim cant swim

[jimcantswim]

What thie fuck Jim Cant Swim crime and sychology Criminal Interrogation footage canon, Username

when youre at a cant swim compilation and your opponent is Jim

[i-love-pomegranates]

Sorry I need my American Murder: The Family Next Door vs JCS Criminal Psychology: The Case of Chris Watts emotional discomfort watch.

[swagging-back-to]

is there literally anyone worse than the people who try to profit off of other peoples death and injury stories?

[bordysbae]

“don’t feel special that i’m here, my mom made me come.” “mhm sure.” with jack. maybe a college graduation??

“congratulations, i guess”

jack hughes x reader

ok so i made this at like 2 am? so i deeply apologize if this makes no sense 😭

🦋 BORDYSBAE’S 500 CELLY!

— ୨୧ —

as you walk across the stage, you grab your diploma and look out at the crowd. your parents are cheering, with the hughes family cheering just as loudly next to them. the hughes have always been a second family to you. your mom was best friends with ellen throughout middle and highschool, and she even helped your parents get together, since your father and jim were friends from college.

despite being the only girl in the mix, you also fall into the place of second to youngest. you’re right in between jack and luke, which sucks. you’ve always been closest with jack though, you guys used to be best friends. until you left for college and he left for jersey. as soon as he left for new jersey, he’d stopped putting in as much effort towards the friendship. him ghosting you hurt so badly because you’ve always had a slight thing for him. honestly, everyone always thought you two were bound to get married, but that’s until the friendship burnt out.

seeing jack clapping for you in the crowd makes you smile even harder. eventually the ceremony comes to an end, and as you say goodbye to your friends, you spot the two families waiting for you. you hurrying over as fast as you can and embrace luke in a big hug first.

“congrats y/n/n! i cant believe you graduated already!” luke says, swaying you both side to side. “oh thank you lukey! i’ve missed you!” you exclaim as you release the hug. you then make your way over to quinn, who greets you with another tight hug. “congrats kid, we’re all proud of you,” quinn smiles down at you. “thank you quinny. im glad you could make it,” you smile.

you then hug your parents, jim, ellen, and lastly jack. his arms loosely wrap around your body, and his hug is nowhere near the same as anyone else’s. it’s both awkward and weak, it honestly pains your heart, but you’re glad he showed up anyways.

“congratulations, i guess,” he slightly teases, trying to ease the awkwardness. it’s been nearly a year since you last saw jack, and even then there was still awkward tension between you both.

“thanks for coming, jack. i’m glad you came all the way up here from new jersey,” you smile, fidgeting with the ends of your gown sleeves.

“don’t feel special that i’m here, my mom made me come,” he rolls his eyes swimming jokingly.

“mhm sure jacky,” you chuckle, but immediately realize the slip up you’d just had. that nickname lingered from seventh grade till your senior year of highschool, and it’s been years since you’ve said it. it’s easy to tell that you’re both a little shocked at hearing the nickname again, but his tense muscles loosen a little, “no but seriously, i’m proud of you y/n. and i’m sorry for everything.”

“it’s alright jack, seriously. we’ve both been so busy, and we live no where near each other. we were bond to fall out a little bit, but never again, okay?”

“never ever,” he smiles, sticking out his pinky for your guys’ pinky promise that you used to do as children. your pinkies interlock, and you kiss your thumbs as part of the tradition. jack pulls you into a tighter hug this time, and it feels more natural. as your arms are wrapped around his built body, he whispers something in your ear you’ve never expected to hear. “i love you, y/n. as more than a best friend. and i’m so so proud of you.”

[slashingdisneypasta]

Oh dear. I hope you get some sleep 🫂🫂🫂 whether you do or not, I offer cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪

I'm doing OK. Right now I'm not reading anything, but I hope to write something. My number one F/O thought is having a romantic bath with one of my F/O's (Tiffany and Rena come to mind immediately, but I'm sure Jerry would be into romantic baths or swimming in a pool together ^^ I also want to do it with Russ, but I know that it wouldn't be your usual romantic moment XD). What is your F/O thought right now? ^^

And yes. Get McDonalds if you want ^^ If nothing else, just to get coffee. I've had to go get breakfast there a couple of times when I couldn't get sleep and had the opening shift at Chipotle. It was a nice breakfast that helped me psyche myself up for the day ahead XD

My next sleep is likely upwards of 14 hours from now but I have had two hashbrowns and a sausage and egg mcmuffin so I am ready XD Plus I'm giving myself time to visit the nearby bookshop before I leave the doctors to go to work, so, there's that (: Not that I should be buying anymore books. Its the little joys in life XD 🤣 Thank you for cookies!!! 🍪🍪🍪 You share with me ^^

Oooh, what are you thinking of writing? ^^ And- !!! Amazing F/O thought!! XD Thats so up Tiff's ally, especially XD Imagine all the candles and the black bubble bath and the borderline sacrificial-romantic witchy vibes 💜💜💜 And Rena sure is not gonna turn an offer like that down XD She's immediately turning to Kingston when you offer like (:(:(:(: ... get out~ And Jerry is- well- the king of seduction, so XD Not much more to say 😏

For me, hmmm... I have a Jim thought but its not really/necessarily a an F/O thought- more an AU?? But its what's on my mind at the moment XD : So, I was learning about the Button Man (An urban legend if you haven't heard of it, about a feral man in the woods who's really possessive of 'his' dear hunting grounds) and now I've got Feral!Wild!Jim Bickerman thoughts in my head. Like, if he had to escape debts or something and he just decided Fuck it, he's just gonna take a tent and hide out for a while til the heat the dies down. Easy. He ends up staying longer and longer,... naturally starts talking to himself a lot, cuz I mean- he was lonely before but now he cant even talk to a good bartender... starts stealing some provisions from nearby campers, like treats and some reading material; occasionally new clothes... And eventually, becomes very possessive of 'his land'.

I could do a couple of fic's with with this! XD Maybe reader is on a camping trip with her boyfriend a little too-close to Jim's site and he takes a liking to her; decides to keep her. Or maybe Sheriff Reba discovers him, becomes really concerned because Yeah Jim's pretty nutty on a regular day but this... is something else. And reader is the front desk person at the station so when she brings him in they're horrified. etc etc.

Anyway, I hope you're having a good day!

[calebwittebane]

youtube channels besides nexpo that keep getting recommended to me that stink so bad: dreading, jim cant swim, shrouded hand, the right opinion, your movie sucks, schaffrillas productions, kurtis conner, nick crowley, stayawake, disturban, strange aeons, illuminaughty, ryan beard

stop it

[thomlocke73]

sure thing! glad that this is not your america,, gee i must be mistaking-..

wake up,--- your politicals did it to you..... sure you can buy a military grade asult weapon,but you cant have a abbortion,.,, sure woman have no rights,,, lets turn it back to the days of jim crow, and all the rest of it,,

sure you all need to go out and buy asult weapons, keep your politicals, in money from the gun industry,,, its very clear to see.... but you choose to snooze.

hey mr fcc man, why dont you do somthing about it,, its clearly top down, mental mind fuck programing,,,, some type of weird cia expereiment on its own people....... keep them swimming in guns and gun programming,. just turn on the tube and take a look somtime. scary.... shame on hollywood, and so called artist,,, producing the insanity .... they have no shame,.,.

[theav0cadobaby]

The Jim Can't Swim comment section are some of the funniest ones i can find. They're just ROASTING the suspects so hard and it's what I live for

[izzy-b-hands]

A lil random scene abt a lost ring, steddyhands and how they're all just loving idiots for each other. Lucius decides upper management isn't for him. Jim and Olu once again prove to be extremely capable, and for it award themselves a prize (they aren't gonna be able to get anything else done for now after all, so why not?)

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"Aw fuck, I liked that ri-"

Ed paused as Stede and Izzy immediately dove off the ship into the water.

"-ng. Um. I have more."

"Little too late," Lucius said. "They'll be fine."

"Been down there a bit," Jim noted. "Still underwater. Not coming back up."

Without a word, Ed dove in himself.

Lucius sighed deeply, down to his very soul. "They're made for each other. They're so fucking dumb, and dramatic, and-"

"If they drown, I'll tell everyone they made you the new captain," Jim said calmly.

In a rush, Lucius shoved Stede's journal into Jim's hands, and jumped overboard.

Olu, who had been watching the entire time in increasing concern and confusion, stepped closer to peer over the rail. "Should I go in after them?"

Jim shrugged and set the journal down. "Wanna swim?"

"That isn't why they went in," Olu smiled.

"So? We definitely went in to help them find the ring, not to skinny dip and make out."

Olu laughed as they stripped. "Right, exactly. And if we happen to not find the ring-"

"They aren't gonna find it anyway," Jim said, and knelt down to the deck. "It didn't even fall in, it's right here."

In the water, Lucius was floating screaming at the other three to get back on the fucking ship. Ed was screaming about how he wouldn't let Stede or Izzy drown. Stede and Izzy were screaming at each other that a ring couldn't possibly be this hard to find.

"Buttons!" Olu called over to where Buttons was standing, nude for reasons unknown (it was awfully hot though.) "Anchor down, and let everyone know we're stopping for a swim, bit of refreshment!"

Buttons nodded and dashed away, certain parts of him flapping in the wind not unlike a beautiful long-haired person running along a gorgeous beach.

With the rest of the crew cared for more or less, Jim pulled Olu in for a kiss.

Then, they jumped.

[saltyground]

Midnight Oil - "Armistice Day" live 1982

[sharkysheets]

I think the fact that i own the same old navy oranges shirt that vico ortiz owns means that we're a part of a nonbinary hive mind

[i-love-pomegranates]

TWENTY SIX minutes ago, what an honour

‘all the cases we have covered and WILL cover’ yass bitch JCS is b a c k

[furby-organist]

> "You kids want to listen to the worst police interrogation I've ever seen? My goodness! This detective knows what's going on, but he couldn't sound more like he doesn't if he tried! 'I know what happened, and you know what happened--' I wouldn't believe you, buddy. You sound clueless."

> "They don't even have locks on the doors! They're just going to let suspects wander around?"

> "And what's with this 'sure, I see you're choosing to remain silent, but I don't understand why, help me understand--' understand these nuts, you'll hear from his defense attorney, quit trying to reinitiate interrogation. Are you trying to get the confession thrown out? If I was the prosecutor, I'd be fuming."

> "Anyway! This is Al Can't Swim, roll tape!"

[seagullsausage]

got real tired and so ive just been lying in bed watching jcs vids for a few hours and i am just

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Are those flowers on your floaties? Or even better the fact that you need floaties at all? Can’t swim, Moriarty? I have to inform you that I am chuckling, although I will probably regret this. Won’t I? 

😅😂🤣

I'm so changable

[slashingdisneypasta]

Favourite Animated Hero/Villain Relationships... As Wallpapers

(For no reason)

Made with BeFunky, PixlR, kissthemgoodbye and animationscreencaps.

Nala and Scar, The Lion King: I just think it has so much potential. Both Scar and Nala are very strong, popular Disney characters separately and in relation to Simba but we get very little interaction between the two- despite these three frames telling us theirs a story. The way he looks at her? Not Sarabi, not any other lioness-the lighting suggests her. Nala. The only real scene we have between them is from the Stage Musical, in The Madness Of King Scar, when Nala goes to him to try talk some sense into him, and he's losing his mind and tries to get her to be his mate, and she's absolutely disgusted.

Nala was close to Simba as a kid, so there's a good chance she spent time with his favourite uncle. She knows Scar- he's not just some creep making her uncomfortable. This is who used to be her best friends Uncle, who's now her useless King. For damn sure she's heard rumours about him, whatever they may be, from other lionesses that may have grown up with him, and its just very curious what she must feel and think about him.

I think they could have had a very interesting Villain/Hero dynamic, like that of Hades and Meg and Jafar and Jasmine.

Zoey and Scott, Total Drama; Revenge Of the Island: I just think they know each other so well. Zoey might actually know Scott best out of everyone in the whole show, including Dawn and Chris. He knew her from being a people pleasing, unsure little home-schooler to a feral wild child with a bow and arrow that challenges him- and that change was in no little part, Scott's fault, too, and I find that so fascinating when it comes to villain/hero bonds. The hero becoming better because of the villain. Owing their improvement, to the person they hate the most. And the villain knowing that perfectly well and being frustrated that they cant manipulate the hero the same way they did before, because of their damn self.

Now, we don't get a lot of interaction between them in All Stars unfortunately!! But I'd love to have seen more of them Not-Quite-Hating each other but also being Definitely-Not-Friends... Sort of allies? Zoey knowing that Scott is not the one she has to worry about right now (That moment when he's getting flushed and warns ZOEY, specifically ZOEY, because there is NO ONE ELSE THERE HE COULD BE WARNING, that Mike isn't who he says he is lives in my mind rent-free) and Scott knowing the same, what with Mal running around. I would have been on the edge of my seat!

Sinbad and Eris, Sinbad; Legend of the Seven Seas: These two are very similar to Hades and Meg. A flirty, manipulative God playing games using an emotionally constipated, sarcastic mortal they definitely have horniness for as their pawn. I really love that here, despite the gender swap of the characters (Making the woman the dangerous, powerful villain and the man the manipulated anti-hero with demons swimming around in his head), their positions don't change from what Hades and Meg had going on. The creators didn't make Eris any less of a powerhouse or make her feelings for Sinbad anymore then lust and they didn't make Sinbad the dominant ones in their conversations- ever.

They also just have great chemistry.

Drake Mallard and Jim Starling, Ducktales (S2.Ep16. The Dark Knight Returns): AHH, oh my god. Okay. Jim just absolutely hates, Drake. Of course. Drake is the new, brighter, better version of him that they've decided is his replacement- and he couldn't control it. He had no say. In his mind Drake stole Darkwing Duck (His character, who he put all of himself into. His life) from him and he is heartbroken, because (Specifically in this scene I've used) he knows now that he wont get Darkwing back; Its not going to happen. There's nothing he can do.

And losing hope- that is what truly destroys Jim Starling. So he hates, it Drake.

But on the other hand- Drake loved Jim. Jim was his idle. Of course, now he knows that Jim is just a pathetic, needy, narcissistic person and when he figured that out he felt betrayed- but I still think he'd be happy to find out Jim is alive.

Just- they- They're so similar yet so so different and that's what makes them close, and that's what causes all the heartbreak.

Milo Thatch, Lieutenant Helga Sinclair and Commander Lyle Rourke, Atlantis; The Lost Empire: Look at them?? Poly goals XD Sorry- seriously, though. Milo is just such a nerd and they're constantly in equal parts amused and frustrated by him. Helga is able to look at him and think = Cute, but it drives Rourke crazy and that what bubbles over in the end.

Jane Porter and William Clayton, Tarzan: Oh, he is so patronising. If he would pick his head a smidgen outta his ass, he would see what a total BAMF Jane is. He treats her like she's silly, like she's hysterical, like she's weak- but that just so happens to be everything she's not. I don't think she ever really trusted him. She wasn't taught to make herself smaller for a mans benefit, her father never subscribed to that kind of thinking, so she saw Clayton for the kind of... off person, he was. I love how they hated each other (He was much more her villain, then Tarzans I think, seeing as she had to deal with him more. Same with Meg and Hades and Jasmine and Jafar) but they matched XD Like, I know Clayton was wearing yellow so he would match Sabor- but then why did they put Jane in the exact same shade? Its interesting.