#jillchan1234

[teaforcorpses-blog]

"oh, are you playing that game?" "yeah, i'm just gonna.. one little song.." (three songs later)

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sleep well my lil blood thirsty prince, tomorrow you shall feast on the flesh and bones of the many fallen heros, lost to obscurity. and from their remains you will rise like a fucking eagle, majestic and true. you will grace the heavens, and all below you shall know despair.

hahahah i just messaged this to my friend on facebook, lmao guess its time for me to go to fucking sleep. im obviously tired to be plotting raising antiheroes.

[uvumohi]

Some pics with the girlfriend ♡ I love her so much c:

[bassist-bitch]

Acen 2014 pics part 13, final installation of what I took. I got to hang out with my wonderful friends!!!!

Eridan(with that GORGEOUS wand) - the-slangdangler

Godtier Dave - jillchan1234

And one hella awesome trickster Sollux - purpledragoncaptor

[nippolas-cage0]

strider gettin kinky OT3 ya?

[soujiswag]

Radtacular time selfies man

[feyatsirk]

please welcome her~~~~~ :D

[teaforcorpses-blog]

me and jill hanging out more like both of us on fb clicking the poke button back and fourth because neither of us will give in just a series of "click click click COME ON MAN click click" for about ten minutes straight until we go back to yowapeda and haikyuu

tru friendship

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Gluttony and Sloth being the sexy strippas they are. B)

This is for Jiiiillllllllll

[nippolas-cage0]

dat tub yo!

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how do you like our lil jake?????

so cute ;-;

[nippolas-cage0]

just a regular strider grind.

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Alright so I really want to do this funny web comic with Jillchan1234, as we've made thus beautiful group of people who need their time to shine. Anywho this is Vanessa, shes in charge of the upcoming seven. Shes a nun of the Saint Clarice Order, 8th generation. 18 years old with a full head of gleaming reddish orange hair! Totes around a huge over the shoulder gun, don't mess with best or you will get fucked. Something she's likely to say: "Put...the man...down. No look at me, stop chewing on his leg and let him go...now. No I SAID DROP HIM!!"

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YAY FOR DICK COCKER SHIPPING!

This is a script style, not safe for work chat.

gutsyGumshoe [GG] joined chat.

timaeusTestified [TT] joined chat.

GG: DIrk!

TT: Oh, hey Jane.

TT: What's up?

GG: It's been a bit since I heard from you, how are things?

TT: Alright I suppose.

GG: Oh silly me, I'm fine! :B

TT: Cool.

TT: So, how are you?

GG: I'm as fit as a fiddle, just battling everyday teenage boredom!

GG: What shenanigans have you been up to lately?

TT: Meh.

TT: Nothing.

TT: I have been twiddling my thumbs for awhile now.

GG: What? The amazing Dirk Strider, sitting idle?

GG: What could this world possibly be coming to?

TT: Haha, very funny.

TT: But yeah, I am.

GG: Okay, okay...I'm sorry Dirk. You know I just love the tiny chances I get to poke fun at you.

TT: It's fine.

GG: It's not something that comes by often. It's like seeing a rare item appear in some game that you know you should thank your lucky stars for! :B

TT: You are such a dork.

TT: Anyways, are you available later?

GG: Hoo hoo hoo!

TT: Yes, ha ha. Are you though?

GG: I might be able to sneak past the protective parental unit, what do you have in mind?

TT: You know, just relax and play video games and what not.

GG: You're not going to make me watch one of your brothers videos again right? Video games sure...the aforementioned, I must admit I'd be dubious about that. :/

TT: No, we are not going to watch bro's stuff.

GG: Well let me just insert a well placed sigh of relief! No offense, I'm not as big on them as Jake. Should I plan on bringing something over, I always worry about whether your eating right over there!

GG: For a teenage boy, you sure eat like a picky five year old.

TT: Okay then Crocker, surprise me, since I think I am through talking to you until you get over here. A man can only take so much dishonor.

TT: Bluh bluh.

TT: See you here.

TT: ---later---

GG: Sure thing Dirk, bye!

TT: *waiting* What is taking her so long...

GG: *Knocks on the door*

TT: ...!

TT: *opens it*

GG: Oh this is a bit heavy..

GG: Ugh

TT: I don't want any girlscout cookies, ma'am.

GG: Dirk! Hi there, I fear I may have brought to much- Oh shut it Dirk and help me!

GG: *giggles as she puts some bags in his hands*

TT: *he helps and picks up what she has*

TT: Geez, are you supplying an army?

GG: No just one silly boy who needs to take me up on my offers to teach him how to cook!

GG: At least the leftovers will will last you a bit.

TT: Hey, Doritos and Apple Juice are nutritional and delicous.

GG: *fixes him with an almost maternal glare*

GG: Dirk...

TT: ...

TT: What?

TT: ...Stop that, you are freaking me out!

GG: Don't make me go back on my previous thought of NOT giving out disciplinary action for your lack of healthy judgement...

GG: *stares for a few more moments then turns away*

TT: ...Fine, sorry...

GG: I hope you cleaned since I was last here.

TT: I didn't invite you over to be my mom, christ sakes...

TT: *he sits down on his couch*

GG: *sighs* I'm just trying to make sure that one of my best friends is taking care of himself, and not becoming a degenerate in the process.

GG: Is that *really* so bad?

TT: Do I -really- look like a degenerate?

GG: *smiles knowingly* Do you -really- want me to answer that?

TT: ...

TT: Not cool.

GG: * starts setting food out while laughing to self*

TT: *He sighs and boots up his game system*

GG: I believe this time I brought over the perfect gaming food. Cowboy burgers and steak fries. See I didn't overdue like last time, though a nice meal every once in a while isn't bad.

TT: ...

GG: ...

TT: *He mumbles* Thanks...

GG: What did I do now?

GG: Oh...

TT: ...

GG: You're welcome.

TT: Yeah...

GG: *beams down at him happily*

TT: ...

TT: Why do you look after me like this?

GG: *sets down the food with a flush on her face*

GG: Because...

TT: ...

TT: *he looks away a little*

GG: I've always wondered what it would be like, if I had never met any of you.

GG: I would still be alone...and so would you.

GG: Thinking about that makes my heart ache in a way so...utterly agonizing I can't breathe.

TT: ...

TT: You are scared of being alone?

GG: No I'm afraid of losing the people I love more than anything.

TT: ...

GG: Of having them hurt, or sad and not being able to do anything about it.

GG: So I may be obnoxious, or pushy or overly silly.

TT: ...You aren't.

TT: You are lovely. I just don't get why I am worth all this work.

GG: ...sure. *smiles*

GG: Dirk you are worth so much.

TT: ...

GG: Much more then the little things I do.

TT: No. I'm not.

GG: *turns and stares him square in the eye* Yes you ARE, Dirk Strider.

TT: ...when I get up in the morning sometimes, I just think, maybe, today I won't get up. I mean, I just burden the people I care about. And...I just damper my bro's legacy, ya know?

TT: And I can never get around fixing myself...well...since I don't know if I am fixable. I have to try so hard to seem cool.

GG: You aren't a burden, you have never been a burden.

TT: ...

TT: Hell, I spend hours on my hair when no one is around for weeks.

TT: Since it is the only way to make up for how much of a slime I am. That maybe fooling people into liking me will prevent myself from being caught.

TT: ...

TT: Fuck, I'm sorry Jane...I...

GG: ...Stop it.

TT: *he looks down and sighs, covering his face*

GG: Just stop...why would you *ever* say such awful things about yourself!

TT: I am s-sorry you had to hear that...

GG: You of everyone...should never feel that way.

GG: Ever.

TT: ...

TT: Well I do. All the time.

GG: Dirk, you know that trolling jerk undyingumbrage.

GG: *looks straight ahead*

TT: ...What?

TT: Yeah, why?

TT: ...

GG: I never told any of you this, because it shouldn't really matter...

TT: ...Tell me what?

GG: He likes to contact me sometimes and make use of his incredibly colorful vocabulary of vulgar insults.

TT: ...

GG: Like about how I'm such a cow, a fatass.

TT: What are you trying to-

TT: ...

TT: What.

GG: An ugly and stupid bimbo.

TT: ...

TT: What...

GG: And while I always brush it off, because I'd don't care about whatever it is he has to say to me...

TT: ...

GG: I go to sleep some nights and wonder if it's true.

TT: ...No.

GG: If others...see me that way.

TT: No.

GG: That always stays with me...

TT: *he clenches his fist*

TT: Shut up.

GG: Just like your demons stay with you.

TT: Jane...shut up.

TT: *he rubs his temple and breathes out carefully*

GG: *blinks back some tears* But no matter how much it hurts, to hear those words whispering in the back of my mind...I will always strive to love myself and remember that I *am* important. just like you Dirk.

TT: ...STOP IT!!! *He gets up, his eyes closed, and punches the wall*

TT: ...

GG: *hugs knees to her chest*

TT: *he grits his teeth and lowers his head a little, tears falling*

TT: I am -nothing- like you.

GG: *she whispers* I'm not sorry for telling you that...

TT: ...

TT: I'm going to kill that fucker.

GG: You are strong, intelligent, compassionate, witty, likeable...a great person that gives others strength.

GG: And maybe you don't see it in yourself, but I can see you Dirk...the real you. The one that wants to reach out, ask for help, but is to afraid to.

TT: ...

TT: Maybe then you will get I don't deserve you around...

GG: *sighs* Dirk...

GG: Hug...now.

TT: No.

GG: *gets up and walks over to him with arms open* Hug, now.

GG: It isn't an option, it's not a question.

GG: I'm telling you to give me a hug.

TT: ...

TT: *he tightly hugs her*

GG: *wraps her arms around him and rubs soothing circle on his back*

TT: ...

GG: You will NEVER be worthless, you will NEVER be unloved, and i will ALWAYS do my damndest to be there for you.

TT: ...

TT: I love you...

GG: *hesitates for a moment* I- I love you to Dirk, what are friends for? *flushed face discreetly hidden by hug*

TT: ...

TT: No...not like friends...

GG: *stops breathing momentarily in weighted anxiety and anticipation*

TT: ..

GG: I...I don't think I understand Dirk...like...

GG: Love?

TT: ...

TT: Y-yeah...

GG: I...I uh...*swallows* Well I think I'm as red as a ripe tomato right now.

TT: ...*he breaks the hug*

GG: *looks down quickly*

TT: ...

TT: Fuck...

GG: I...hooo...why do words never come to my mouth when I need them?

TT: ...It's fine. You can leave.

GG: W-what?

GG: N-no, that's not it Dirk.

GG: I...do.

GG: Wait-

TT: ...

GG: Not like marriage...I don't expect marriage or anything! *starts waving hands in front of herself laughing*

TT: ...What...

GG: I mean..yes I like you...I'm not at all opposed to such a thing...I

GG: AGGHHH! *smacks wall in frustration*

GG: *gets up on tippy toes and quickly presses her lips to his*

TT: ...!!!!

TT: MMM...

GG: *pulls away quickly, hands covering face*

GG: Oh GOD! I'm so sorry!

TT: ...

GG: I just made this ten times more awkward didn't I?!

TT: *he quickly reaches towards, leaning himself on her, kissing again*

GG: I- mmph..*eyes widen...then slowly close*

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Jane and assassinstuck!Dirk on msparp

assassinstuck!Dirk Strider [TT] joined chat.

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GG: D-Dirk?

TT: The young assassin looks over at the girl in blue, chuckling softly. He never intended for any of them - especially her - to find out. "Hey there, Janey."

GG: Why...why are you uh dressed like that, and whats with the weapons.

GG: *motions to the sight before her*

TT: He turns to her, chuckling softly. "Welp, I guess the cat's outta the bag, hm? You need to sit down - trust me." He motions for her to sit on the bed in the room they were currently in.

GG: She sits down with a slightly concerned look on her face. "Now Dirk, I'm beginning to worry for you...you've been acting a tad bit strange. Well more so then usual."

TT: "I was afraid one of you would get hurt if I told you," he said, pulling off his hood and smiling softly at the girl from behind his mask, "But I guess I don't have a choice. Jane, I have a secret..." he lowers his voice, looking around, as if he's paranoid someone will hear. "I'm an assassin."

GG: "Hoo hoo hoo...you're joking, right? There's no possible way Dirk." She takes a deep breath and smiles lightheartedly, "You always did ave a strange sense of humour."

TT: Dirk lifted his sleeve, and with a tensing of his wrist, a blade slid out. "Jane," he said, choking up slightly, "would I be joking if I had this?"

GG: "Well Dirk you've always had a penchant for weapons, if I remember correctly." Smiling softly she sighs, "I'm probably not the best person for you to roleplay this out with. I'm sure Roxy or jake would be more than happy to!"

TT: "Jane!" He exclaimed, gripping her shoulders. He begins to say something, and then chuckles softly as he looks down at her. "Yeah, that's what this is. A roleplay. Bet I had you going there for a minute, hm?"

GG: She blinks surprised at the sudden urgency in his voice but her face morphs back to the smile. "Hoo hoo! Dirk you are something else, a Strider amongst Striders! I only wish I were half as creative as you."

GG: "Promise me you'll be careful though with all of this stuff okay?"

TT: "Oh, definitely. Blades aren't even sharp." He smiled at her. "Let me take off all this - I've got stuff on under it. We'll go down and bake some shit up or something. How's that sound?"

GG: "Oh what a marvelous idea! We'll make something special tonight, could be lots of fun!!"

TT: "Yeah. Lots." He shakes off the robes, revealing a white t-shirt and orange pants. "What should we make?" He asks, walking back over to her and helping her stand up.

GG: She begins to stand up when she squints at the window and sees something coming towards it. "Dirk what is that!?"

TT: "What is wha-" Dirk turned around, seeing a knife headed straight for Jane's head. "GET DOWN!" He exclaimed, pushing her down and dodging the knife as well. He grabs his hidden blade and straps it on. "Get out of the room! Now!"

GG: "Ooof!" Coughing a bit as she tries to get back up she yells at Dirk, "What in the sweet goodness of all the sanity in the world is going on Dirk?!"

TT: He pulls her up into his hold - a bridal style carry as his boots are now on him and his robes pull on over his clothes in a blur. Wow, he's fast. "I told you, Jane," he said, holding her close to him so she wouldn't fall as he jumped up onto the windowsill, then the roof. "I'm an assassin. Now hold tight!"

GG: "Holy smokes Dirk! This is ridiculous, I know you're a bit extreme but seriously? I think larping like this would fall under the category of dangerous, even INSANE!"

GG: She begins to hyperventilate.

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TT: "Jane, this isn't LARPing. It's real!" He exclaims, jumping onto his neighbor's roof, jumping over throwing knives as he does so.

GG: She squeals as he does so, grabbing a hold of him tightly.

GG: "Dirk, my god I'd be so angry with you right now if I wasn't so terrified!!"

TT: "Jane, hold on! I'm going to drop you if I don't. The safehouse is just down the street, so hold on." He sets her down, standing in front of her. In a blink, the three goons on the street dropping quickly. Knives to the head. He pulled her up and brought her back to his chest. "I'll explain later - now, hang on!!"

GG: She grabs on for dear life. "What have I gotten myself into!"

TT: He jumps off the building, landing cat-like on his feet, running into a house with a green light on the front porch. He sighs, slamming and locking the door behind her. "Jane, babe, you all right?

GG: Eye twitching she pulls away from him and slaps him.

GG: "Dirk how could you do something so foolish!

GG: "How could you involve yourself in something so dangerous! I thought you were smarter than that!!"

TT: Dirk's head flops to the left with her slap. "Jane, Janey, babe, calm down." He sighed. "It's... it's not like that, I mean, just listen to me. We're safe here for a while. A looooong while."

GG: She pokes him square in the chest, gathering herself to her full height, "Don't you DARE tell ME to calm the FUCK down Dirk Strider!!! Not only did you endanger me, but YOU could have been hurt! You could've di-"

GG: Her words break off as she closes her eyes tightly and bites her lower lip.

GG: "Dirk why would you DO this..."

GG: Tears begin to roll down her cheeks.

TT: Dirk sighed, cupping her face with one hand and rubbing her back with one hand. "Calm down." He cooed. "Let me explain, or... well... you need a bit, don't you?"

TT: "Jane, you know I wouldn't do anything to hurt any of you, especially you... it's just..." he hung his head. "I'm... I'm stuck with this. One kill and they took me in with 'em. I didn't have a choice."

GG: She tries to push away from him. "Dirk I- How did this happen?"

TT: Dirk refuses to let her go, instead tightening his hug on the girl. "...I was in a barfight... some drunkard started dissing this girl, and I stood up for her." He swallowed. "Things got... a bit extreme..." he sighed. "I killed him. Next thing I know, this girl in a teal robe walks up and wants to know how I think I did..."

GG: Frowns slightly, "Go on.."

TT: "I'm confused as fuck then." He sighed. "She tells me that I now belong to a secret group of people... and if I didn't comply... then... they'd hurt my friends and my brother... you understand?"

GG: "So you are trying to tell me, you've been inducted into the ranks of some kind of cult...?"

TT: "Not a cult... a-a secret society... of sorts." He sat down on the bed, letting Jane go. "...I want out, Jane. Big time."

GG: "Then leave!! Surely there has to be some way if this is all really going on."

GG: "Why do they want you anyways?"

TT: "I can't leave without them taking one of you guys. And because I'm a silent killer, apparently." He sighed. "I just want out so bad..."