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genuinely is cracker barrel stupid

#look the only reason people are going#is for the knick knacks???#The food is trash imo#Ive only been twice#food was nasty both times#they messed up on scrambled eggs#how do you fuck up scrambled eggs
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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!
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If you're having a private phone conversation with the phone off your ear, no headphones, and the speaker on in public, that's a public conversation now. That's an open invite, and I'm going to chime in if I have an opinion. This is now OUR disagreement about your boyfriend's spending habits.
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Feel free to reblog to have more people to vote. Feel free to explain why you voted the way you did. DO NOT SENT ANON HATE FOR HOW PEOPLE VOTED.
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“All moans of pleasure, which can be problematic as they can sometimes be associated with pain or discomfort, will be replaced with enthusiastic yippees to keep the tone consensual” -CaitVi kinktober account probably
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*gets different kinds of pseudoscience confused* you only use 10% of your brain until you're 25
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I love you ao3, I love you dead dove, I love you dark and fucked up ships, I love you weird and unusual kinks, I love you porn without plot, I love you unapologetic violent fiction, I love you horror, I love you splatterpunk, I love you unreliable narrators, I love you morally gray characters, I love you characters with no morals whatsoever, I love you authors that write whatever you want, I love you authors who don't stop others from writing whatever they want, I love you readers with critical thinking skills, I love you media literacy
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My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen

I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside



Open concept kitchen, nice, nice



Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.

That bathroom could use an update

Need to change out that curtain
Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!

Oh
#also curious#uh#photo 7#whered those two little rooms go?#they entrance area is shorter than the fridge...
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are we gonna have to do this "i dont care what you are reading or writing and neither should anyone else" song and dance every month or are we gonna chill out now
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THE RESCUERS DOWN UNDER 1990 — dir. Hendel Butoy & Mike Gabriel
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