#jihoon & mari.

[seodongjae]

JU JI HOON  Marie Claire Korea, Dec 2024

[sscarletvenus]

pt1 pt2 pt3 pt4 pt5

who up feeling really mentally ill rn

[wilds1de]

location: heartbreaker bar

featuring: mari ( @mvmentum )

this fucking night. fuck valentine's day. fuck the nariza bois. jihoon is so fed up, and is cursing the second he agreed to go out. he managed to get an ice pack from the bartender, but the throbbing pain hasn't subsided in the slightest. if anything, it grows by the minute. he's not sure how things got to this point, and not sure what started the domino effect of drama. xile and mari's fight? seeing darius? or maybe him and mirae hooking up three months ago? it was all a tangled web of messes, too messy for his liking, but it's not like he can do anything about it. he's already gotten into two fights. he can feel a black eye forming and he'll sure he'll be even more exhausted tomorrow with the inevitable bitch of a hangover. he'd love nothing more than to leave back to his apartment, but with the meet in less than an hour, it seemed like his night was nowhere close to ending. there's no way he's staying at heartbreaker bar one minute longer, since this fuckass bar seemed to attract drama.

he's heading outside when he spots a familiar figure. her back is to him, but he doesn't need to question who it is. he knows right away. the reality is, he can pinpoint her in a crowd full of people. his brows furrow, letting out a slight sigh to himself. three years of zero contact and a lot happening in the span of just two months. 2007's shaping up to be a shit year. for a moment, he freezes in place. not sure what to do. should he talk to her? he's gotten enough of a gist of the fight between her and xile, and she knows about him and mirae now. but that is only scratching the surface of the heavy and cruel history they share. it barely covers it. he silently walks up to her, standing next to her and glancing down at her. "i'm—" what is he supposed to say, really? obviously, it's been proved they can't really talk to each other. not after everything. "are you okay?" it's not the smartest question, but there's nothing else he can say.

[miraclewoozi]

ahegao and arousal — ljh

summary: jihoon just wanted to have a nice night watching anime with you, how was he supposed to know the show he picked was a hentai?

tags: smut (minors dni!) warnings: explicit unprotected sex, hentai, ji is kind of a perv, creampies, spanking, scratching, finger sucking, pinning, multiple orgasms wc: 3.6k an: ANON I SCREAMED WHEN I READ THIS LIKE AHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU i made up my own anime plot for this hehe but watched wotakoi while writing bc office romance

orignal request: woozi and reader are at a sleepover and are both anime geeks but what’s playing is not anime and more hentai

Akira, long time secretary at Hayashi Corp, spends her days doing errands for her boss, Hiroshi, and keeping the office running. The mundane pace of her life is suddenly thrown for a loop when the new data analyst, Kaito, is hired.

That’s what the description of the show Jihoon picked said. It sounded like a cute little work place, slice of life romance anime at the time of Jihoon scrolling through what show to watch with you tonight. Oh how wrong he was.

Last week you hunted Jihoon down and insisted that it has been far too long since you two had a day to spend hanging out just you two, so Jihoon invited you over for an all night anime marathon. It’s no secret that you two are giant anime buffs, and so it was difficult for Jihoon to find something that both of you have yet to see. So when he came across this new anime he thought it was the perfect pick. It had an 8.7 review and tropes that Jihoon knows you enjoy, making it the perfect show to watch with you.

The show started out fine, a bit cliche but overall carrying the same cute aesthetic of all romance animes. Sure there were a few throw away fanservice bits, but Jihoon didn’t think anything of it. Until he did.

Jihoon’s ears burn as he tries to figure out where to look. He can’t look at you, that would just make him even more flustered, but staring at the TV is out of the option. Even as Jihoon stares at the wall, he can’t escape the lewd sounds playing out of the speakers. He can’t exactly tell what the characters are saying due to it being in Japanese, but from the excessive moaning and slick sounds, he can interpret it.

The show was going so well, to the point where the two of you were starting to root for a male lead, and then all of a sudden Akira is being cornered in an empty meeting room by Hiroshi (who is the wrong male lead, by the way) and their clothes are flying off and then Jihoon had to stop watching.

His curiosity gets the best of him though and Jihoon glances at the TV, just to take a quick peak, only to get a full view of an animated cock being slid into an exaggeratingly wet pussy (why is it uncensored!?). She cries out as the subtitles read, “He’s so big!~”. The image changes to the bouncing of Akira’s unnaturally large tits as Hiroshi starts to thrust into her. Above her tits is the image of her face, screwed up into a classic hentai ahegao. 

Now, Jihoon is well…a man, and men have certain urges that need to be taken care of every once in a while, and Jihoon often finds himself looking to certain content to help out those urges. He of course carries shame for it and would never actually admit that he watches hentai (a lot), but it's a fact that’s hard to hide when his body is reacting to the scene the way it normally would if he was watching it alone.

You haven’t spoken a single word since the scene started, and Jihoon just prays to god that you’re not looking at him or his lap.

Now in theory, Jihoon could just turn the TV off but then that would force both of you to face the reality that you have now consumed porn together and Jihoon doesn’t think he can handle that. Just thinking about it makes Jihoon’s dick twitch even harder.

Jihoon takes a shallow breath and finally risks a glance over at you. He’s shocked at the sight. Your bottom lip is placed between your teeth, being chewed up as you stare intently at the screen. Your knees are pulled to your chest and there’s a slight gleam in your eye as you watch the scene. Is it possible that you’re…enjoying this?

Jihoon allows himself to get a better look at you, as it’s clear you’re solely focused on the show. He watches as you take a shaky breath, your thighs squeezing together as well. The sight drives Jihoon just slightly insane, and it doesn’t help you’re in the skimpiest pair of sleep shorts and a tank top, sans a bra. 

You and Jihoon have been friends for a while. You two met coincidentally at an anime convention, You were cosplaying as one of his favorite characters and Jihoon made sure to get your socials. You were interested in his own socials though, noticing the OST covers he uploaded occasionally. When it was revealed you two are from the same area, you two quickly became close. Now, nearly six years later, you’re one of Jihoon’s closest friends.

The only thing is, Jihoon has a fat, massive crush on you. He has for years now. It doesn’t help that the characters you cosplay the most are either some of Jihoon’s favorites or characters who are the biggest victims of fanservice behaviors. One time you cosplayed a character who fell under both categories and that night Jihoon shamefully jerked off to the pictures you sent to him.

And now you’re here, dressed in revealing clothes, sitting on Jihoon’s couch, invested in the porn scene playing on the TV. 

Jihoon eyes travel down from your face to your chest, where your tank top does a poor job of hiding your cleavage. He can see the way your chest swells with each shuddered breath. It’s clear now that you’re very into this, and Jihoon wonders for a brief second how wet your panties are.

Jihoon then quickly chides himself, looking back at the wall and away from you. That’s where his gaze stays until the scene ends. Once the show goes back to being a seemingly innocent romance anime, Jihoon finally allows himself to glance over at you. To his surprise you’re staring back at him.

“I, uh, can’t believe she’d hook up with Hiroshi,” you say, breaking the silence between you two. “Clearly Kaito is the better choice.”

Jihoon coughs, clearing his throat. “Y-yeah. It’s also kinda weird since he’s her boss…”

The conversation fizzles out quickly after that and you and Jihoon go back to watching the TV in awkward silence. Jihoon can still feel the ache in his cock as he watches the characters fumble around each other. 

Jihoon can barely even focus on the show, too busy trying to think about anything that will get his boner to go down. He’s not sure what’s happening on screen when all of a sudden you start squealing.

“Oh my god Jihoon, it's happening!” You launch yourself across the couch to grab at Jihoon’s arm. He’s startled for a moment, his skin burning where your fingers dig into his flesh. He glances at the TV to see Kaito walking Akira back to her home.

You don’t let go of Jihoon as you settle down next to him, your body now pressed up against him rather than across the couch. God Jihoon swears his cock has never been so hard in his life. He’s sure the pillow placed over his lap is anything but subtle.

You’re not looking at Jihoon though, too invested in the conversation the two characters are having. Jihoon glances down at you, only to realize that was a bad choice as he’s now staring straight down your shirt at your cleavage. For a moment Jihoon thinks about how he wouldn’t mind seeing how your boobs bounce while he fucks you.

Jihoon’s still focused on you solely, when you gasp. He glances at you and then the screen to see the two characters posed in a kabedon. It doesn’t take long for the two to start making out and Jihoon can already anticipate what’s going to happen next. Your fingers dig into Jihoon’s arm before you realize what you’re actually doing. You go to pull your hand back, but you stop halfway through, your fingers just barely ghosting Jihoon’s arm.

“We can just skip this scene,” Jihoon finally says, seeing the internal conflict going on in your mind. He moves to reach for the remote but you stop him.

“N-no, it’s okay,” you tell him, in a voice that’s smaller than normal. “U-unless you don’t want to!”

“No, it’s uh, it’s fine,” Jihoon says. You give a slight nod, not moving your hand away.

You and Jihoon quiet down once more, staring at the TV, both of your cheeks warm. On screen Kaito is bending Akira over the counter, his cock pulled out and rubbing against her slit. Jihoon hears the labored breath you take, as your fingers slightly tighten on his arm.

Jihoon flits his eyes to glance at you, noticing the intrigued look back on your face. His fingers twitch on his lap as he stares down at your thighs, pushed together. The lewd sounds of moans and squelches fill the living room and Jihoon is five seconds away from getting up to go relieve himself in his bathroom.

Jihoon knows you. If something goes wrong you’ll both just brush it off and forgive and forget it. Fuck it.

Jihoon reaches out and slides his hand over your thigh. You jump a bit and Jihoon goes to pull back, but you stop him.

“No! You’re uh-, you’re fine.”

Jihoon just nods, trying to pretend like his mind isn’t reeling right now. His thumb brushes over your bare thigh, caressing the skin.

Your thighs are soft and he does his best not to full on grope the fat there. Just touching you like this has Jihoon’s cock leaking desperately in his boxers and he thinks about how good it would feel to touch in other ways as well. The swell of your breasts under his palms, his plump lips against your tender neck, his hard cock nestled inside of you.

Jihoon lets his mind wander too much, and the last image makes him squeeze your thigh hard, causing you to let out a moan.

“Fuck, Jihoon,” you mutter.

“I’m so sorry!” Jihoon shouts, quickly pulling his hand away. You’re quicker though, grabbing his hand and placing it on your upper thigh, his fingers just barely brushing against your crotch. Jihoon’s mouth goes dry.

“F-finish what you started, Ji,” you tell him, your voice thick with lust.

Jihoon gulps and nods. He moves his fingers to press against you harder and you automatically spread your thighs to give him more room. Jihoon can already feel how wet you are and he stifles a groan. You let out broken gasps as Jihoon continues to rub at your clit through your shorts. 

Jihoon can’t take his eyes off you, staring at you the way the swell of your breasts heaves with each breath. Jihoon shifts his position to face you so he can reach out his free hand. It hovers over your chest for a moment before he finally pushes forward, grasping your boob in his palm. Your breath stutters before you release a low moan. Jihoon can feel the clench of your thighs around his hand. 

Your pussy is dripping now, soaking straight through your panties and shorts. Jihoon’s cock is also leaking, begging to be slid into your warm walls. His cock strains against his shorts, like it’s trying to break free from the confines itself.

Jihoon groans and pulls his hands off of you and you whine. You’re not left untouched for too long though as Jihoon hooks his fingers into your waistband and starts to pull your shorts down. You lift your hips to help him out, pulling your top off your body as well. Even though your clothes did little to cover you up, seeing you fully naked drives Jihoon insane.

He stares at your slick pussy and he nearly drops to his knees then, thinking about how heavenly it would be to be in between your thighs, but his dick twitches a little too hard and he knows he has to get inside of you now. Jihoon pushes his shorts down his legs and his cock finally springs free.

“Jihoon please,” you whine and Jihoon groans. He sits back down on the couch and grabs you, pulling you onto his lap. You look pretty, perched on Jihoon’s thick, pale thighs. Your pussy rubs up against his cock and Jihoon can feel your arousal spread across his length, lubing it up.

“S-shit,” Jihoon curses. Your fingers grasp his shoulders tightly, your fingernails just starting to dig in, and the slight sting goes straight to Jihoon’s cock.

“C’mon Hoonie,” you mumble. “Just fuck me.”

That’s all Jihoon needs to properly line himself up and slam right into you. You whine loudly at the feeling as Jihoon slides right into you, your cunt already so need that there’s no resistance. Just as Jihoon expected, your walls are soft and warm as you clench down around him.

Jihoon grasps your waists, slowly guiding you up his length before pulling you back down. Jihoon can see you biting down on your lip as you roll your hips against him. He reaches up and gently pulls your lip out from between your teeth with his thumb. Before Jihoon can tell you he wants to hear your moans, your tongue darts out and licks at the pad of his thumb before you lean down and take his whole thumb into your mouth.

Jihoon’s hips buck up into you as you suck on his thumb, your tongue swirling around it. You look down at him with your sultry eyes and for a moment Jihoon wonders if you’ve wanted him just a long as he’s wanted you.

You gradually speed up your pace until you’re fully fucking yourself on Jihoon’s cock, fast and hard. You pop your mouth off of Jihoon’s thumb, finally letting your moans flow free. To Jihoon, you sound like an angel singing. As you bounce in his lap Jihoon can’t help but stare at your tits as they bounce in front of his face. He realizes that if he stares for too much longer, he’s going to cum too soon.

He leans forward and starts to pepper kissings along your neck and chest. His fingers trail up your torso until they come to your tits. He palms at your chest, hard and mean, desperate to feel you up as much as he can.

Your fingernails dig into Jihoon’s shoulders even harder, slightly dragging up and scratching him. Jihoon would never consider himself a masochist but the pain burns delightfully and suddenly he wants you to tear up his whole back.

“F-fuck, Ji~” you whine. “Your cock feels suh’good.”

Your cunt squeezes Jihoon’s cock, so close to milking him for all that he’s worth. Jihoon doesn’t bother taking his mouth off of you, just humming against your collarbone. Jihoon’s body feels like it’s burning up, the feel of your soft skin pressed against him, your warm cunt wrapped around his aching cock. If he doesn’t cum soon he’s sure that he’ll implode.

Jihoon reaches between your body and snags his finger on your clit, rubbing at the bud rapidly to get you closer to your orgasm. You gasp and whine as your hips get more frantic, breaking your steady pace.

“G-gonna cum,” you say between broken breaths. You lean down and capture Jihoon in a kiss. The feeling of your lips against his is new and Jihoon already can’t get enough of it. Jihoon pushes his tongue between your lips, licking into your mouth to taste you better.

You move your hands up to cup his face, tugging him into you even harder as your body trembles in his grip. Jihoon can feel your walls fluttering around him as you reach your high. That’s all the signal Jihoon needs to let go as well, finally letting himself spill right into your cunt. Your hips soon come to a stop and lift up off of him as your body slumps down onto his.

“You know,” you mumble into his neck, your fingers now playing with the hair on his nape, “I’ve always kind of fantasized about this happening.”

“W-what?” Jihoon asks, his mind already dizzy from his orgasm and now your words aren’t helping.

“You’re hot Ji. Like, I’ve never met an anime nerd as buff as you. You’re also just like…really nice and caring? I don’t know, ever since we met a small part of me has always wanted to fuck you.”

“Shit,” Jihoon groans. “You’re saying that we could have been fucking for years now? Baby I don’t think you know how badly your cosplays turn me on.” 

“You’re gonna turn me on again,” you murmur.

“Good,” Jihoon responds. “Because I still have one more round in me.” Even after cumming, Jihoon’s cock is still hard and he easily flips you around and presses you down against the couch. Your face is now buried in the cushions as Jihoon pulls your hips up to meet his.

“S-shit,” you gasp.

Jihoon pushes his thumb against your folds, rubbing at them for a moment before pulling one to the side. Your cunt is shiny from your arousal and as Jihoon forced your entrance open, some of his cum from earlier starts to spill out. Jihoon is tempted to finger fuck it back into you, but it’s not too much of a loss when he can just give you fresh load.

Jihoon’s tip rubs up against your slit, teasing you. You wiggle your hips slightly, begging for him to put it in. Luckily, Jihoon is just as desperate as you are and pushes his hips forward, his tip easily sliding into you.

You just had Jihoon inside of you and yet the feeling of his cock rubbing up against your walls as you moaning and drooling on the couch cushions.

“So good for me,” Jihoon mutters to himself. “Fuck how do you feel ever better the second time.”

Jihoon’s hips slam into yours, rough and slow, making each stroke intentional. His grip on your hips is tight, making sure you stay in place as he fucks into you.

As much as Jihoon loves staring at your tits bouncing in his face, the view from the back is just as good. He can’t help himself as he lifts his hand up, letting his palm smack against your ass as he brings his hand back down. He watches satisfied as your ass recoils, the fat jiggling deliciously. He repeats this action a few more times until he’s sure your ass is warm and stinging from the hits.

“H-hoonie, faster, please,” you beg. You push your hips back, trying to force Jihoon to pick up his speed.

“You need more, baby?” Jihoon coos teasingly. “Want my cock to pound your little pussy?”

“Yes,” you sob out. “Need you to fuck me hard.”

“Okay baby, your wish is my command.” Like a switch flipped, Jihoon starts to plow into you, the head of his cock ramming into your g-spot with each thrust.

Jihoon slides his hand up your spine, his fingers coming up to cup around the back of your neck, and he pushes down, holding you against the couch. It’s dirty, your ass sticking up in the air as your face is squished against the cushion, but that just gets Jihoon going even more.

“You look so pretty like this,” Jihoon tells you. “Back arched just for me.”

You can’t even respond, just letting out a spew of babbles and moans. Your fingers grip onto the edge of the cushion and Jihoon wonders if it’s second nature for you to dig your nails into something when being fucked. He’ll have to test that another time, your nails raking over his back as he fucks the life out you.

For now he’ll stick to railing you into tomorrow.

“S’close,” you slur. “P-please. Need to cum.”

“Aww, you need to come? Okay baby, cream all over my cock.”

Jihoon continues to abuse your sweet spot with his cock as your body tense under him. Your cunt clenches down tight into a vice grip as you whine high pitched and loud. Jihoon rubs at your hip as you orgasm. It isn’t until you fall spineless to the couch that Jihoon allows himself to fill you up once more. He milks himself dry inside of you, making sure you’re stuffed full. Jihoon knows you’re on birth control (you’ve complained about the change in hormones to him before) but the knowledge that Jihoon pumped you full with two loads still drives him slightly insane.

Jihoon slides out of you and slumps down on the couch as well. You shuffle around so you can cuddle up into his side and press a soft kiss to his jaw.

“This was fun,” you mumble and Jihoon laughs.

“Yeah…we should do it again.”

You grin. “We should.”

Before Jihoon can say anything else, you’re both caught off guard by a loud shout coming from the TV. You both whip your heads back to the screen, it seems in the midst of your own fun you both forgot what started it all.

A smirk crosses your face as you look at Jihoon. “You know, for my next convention maybe I should dress as Akira. I think I have a blazer sitting around in my closet somewhere…”

The thought alone sends Jihoon’s mind reeling. The thought of you dressed up in a tight blazer and short skirt, knowing that the character is from a hentai. He’s not sure he would be able to keep his hands off of you.

“And who knows, maybe you could dress up as Kaito with me.” You send a wink Jihoon’s way and it’s enough to have Jihoon’s dick twitching to life a third time.

Oh yeah. He definitely won’t be able to keep his hands off of you, but something in Jihoon tells him you won’t mind too much.

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[koiiiji]

post for everyone who’s confused with lookism names, just like i am

daniel park - park hyungseok

jay hong - hong jaeyeol

zack lee - lee jinsung

vasco - lee eun tae (vasco also works)

vin jin - jin hobin

jace park - park bumjae

mary kim - kim miru

zoe park - park haneul

mira kim - kim mijin

sally park - park serim

johan seong - seong yohan

eli jang - jang janghyung

warren chae - chae wonseok

jake kim - kim gimyung

brad lee - lee gunwoo

jerry kwon - kwon jitae

samuel seo - seo seongeun

goo kim - kim joongoo

gun park - park jonggun (yamazaki yuzuru)

olly wang - wang ochun

hudson ahn - ahn hyunseong

eugene - yoojin

diego kang - kang dageyon

james lee - lee jihoon

charles choi - choi dongsu

tom lee - lee dogyu

the list will be updated

[haowrld]

SEVENTEEN AS ARCTIC MONKEYS SONGS

NOTES : seventeen headcanon, music recs

WORD COUNT : 0.9k words

WARNINGS : none!

A/N : i love svt and i love arctic monkeys so uhh also this is just mostly just vibes and me going crazy lol it honestly makes me want to make a fic with these songs

MASTERLIST

seventeen as arctic monkeys playlist (check it out 🗯️)

SEUNGCHEOL

I WANNA BE YOURS : secrets i have held in my heart, are harder to hide than i thought, maybe i just wanna be yours, i wanna be yours, i wanna be yours.

this song is full of yearning, it just fits seungcheol so well since he has such a large presence but it still brings a sense of comfort.

JEONGHAN

BODY PAINT : straight from the cover shoot, still a trace of body paint, on your legs and on your arms and on your face, and i'm keepin' on my costume (keeping on), i'm callin' it a writin' tool, and if you're thinkin' of me, i'm probably thinkin' of you.

very simple instrumentals but the way it flows just really suits jeonghan. lyrics oddly remind me of jeonghan and how smart he usually is on certain occasions.

JOSHUA

CORNERSTONE : and i elongated my lift home, yeah, i let him go the long way round, i smelt your scent on the seatbelt, and kept my shortcuts to myself.

the music has a super sweet and has a nostalgic feeling to it. i honestly think this is such a joshua thing if you read the lyrics, it’s pretty angsty honestly, but the song still has such a beautiful instrumentals that i eat it up …

JUNHUI

SECRET DOOR : and the secret door swings behind us, she's saying nothing, she's just giggling along, even if they were to find us, i wouldn't notice, i'm completely occupied.

there’s something so wen junhui abt this song like it doesn’t make sense. the sudden drums that enter in the music or just the drums in general and the effects behind it with the bass is such a good part of the music

SOONYOUNG

KNEE SOCKS : the late afternoon, the ghost in your room, that you always thought didn't approve, of you knockin' boots, never stopped you lettin' me get hold, of the sweet spot by the scruff of your, knee socks.

again with the banger instrumental and the bridge BRO. the lyrics on the other hand (i actually dk what it’s on abt lol) but they have some of my favorite lyrics

WONWOO

ARABELLA : my days end best when the sunset gets itself behind, that little lady sittin' on the passenger side, it's much less picturesque without her catchin' the light, the horizon tries, but it's just not as kind on the eyes, as arabella, oh, as arabella.

wonwoo is so arabella, like ik it’s about a person but the lyrics just remind me of a person who’s mysterious and shit, and wonwoo is an enigma

JIHOON

PILEDRIVER WALTZ : you look like you've been for breakfast at the heartbreak hotel, and sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the literature on how to lose, your waitress was miserable and so was your food, if you're gonna try and walk on water, make sure you wear your comfortable shoes.

calm song and such a vibe as hell, this is honestly so woozi, and the lyrics is pretty silly but they are still pretty good 😋

MINGHAO

DO I WANNA KNOW? : crawlin' back to you, ever thought of callin' when, you've had a few? 'cause I always do, maybe I'm too, busy bein' yours, to fall for somebody new, now i've thought it through, crawlin' back to you.

do i have even anything else to say abt this…? i might make a fic (i wish)

MINGYU

505 : i'm going back to 505, if it's a seven-hour flight or a 45-minute drive, in my imagination, you're waiting lying on your side, with your hands between your thighs.

the beginning part has me on chokehold, THIS is why it’s such a popular song and i think it’s just so kim mingyu bro

SEOKMIN

FLUORESCENT ADOLESCENT : you used to get it in your fishnets, now you only get it in your night dress, discarded all the naughty nights for niceness, landed in a very common crisis, everything's in order in a black hole, nothing seems as pretty as the past though, that bloody mary's lacking in tabasco, remember when you used to be a rascal?

although the lyrics are a little CRAZY i pretty much chose the song over the fun beat and vibes for dokyeom hehe

SEUNGKWAN

THERE’D BETTER BE A MIRRORBALL : so if you wanna walk me to the car, you oughta know i'll have a heavy heart, so can we please be absolutely sure, that there's a mirrorball?

it has pretty deep instrumentals plus the vocals are so soft and smooth, and seungkwan totally has the softness around it, im kind of into it LOL

VERNON

R U MINE? : i go crazy 'cause here isn't where i wanna be, and satisfaction feels like a distant memory, and i can't help myself, all i wanna ever say is, "are you mine?"

this just reminds me so much of vernon when he was in his black eye era, lyrics sounds desperate and shit i just think abt black eye with the guitar just going brrr

CHAN

STOP THE WORLD CAUSE I WANNA GET OFF WITH YOU : well, i know that getting you alone isn't easy to do, with the exception of you, i dislike everyone in the room, and i don't wanna lie, but i don't wanna tell you the truth, get the sense that you're on the move, and you'll probably be leaving soon, so i'm telling you

this is my favorite song from them, including fluorescent adolescent, and it sounds like a pretty romantic song and just this is so chan honestly idk how it has such good feel around it

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[emotionalsupport-ljh]

Halloween!Jihoon - Couples Costumes

HC - Woozi x Fem!Reader

Some couples costumes Jihoon would (probably) agree to do, and most of them are just cosplays.

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Geto and Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen)  - He would be Geto and you would be a sexy fem!Gojo. If you refuse to be Gojo, he would have Soonyoung do it with him.

Buttercup and Wesley (Princess Bride) - He would like to look cool dressed in all black and would fucking kill the “As you wish” line. He would be suave and dote on his “princess” all night. 

Ed and Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist) - This would take some convincing, but this outfit is also mostly black, and it would mean he would get to see you in a little tanktop all night. The short jokes get old fast for him, but he feels cool for a least a while.

Sasuke and Sakura (Naruto) - His suggestion. He already has the outfit. He also has a spare Akatsuki robe if you wanted to go in that direction, but if he’s definitely dressing as Naruto characters with partners, he’s going to be Sasuke.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith (Movie) - Lazy costume, but insanely sexy. Suit for him and a sleek black dress for you as you recreate peak 2000s power couple Brangelina before all the mess. Fake guns would make you feel dangerous, but the orange tips are obvious. Would be playing super secret spy agent with each other all night and no one would know what the hell either of you are doing.

Zuko and Mai (Avatar: TLA) - The color scheme would make him feel really cool; black, red, and gold. It would be comfortable for him. The scar would be fun for you to draw on him carefully before you guys go out together. Would spend all night admiring his hot goth girlfriend.

Goku and Chichi (Dragon Ball Z) - He already has Goku’s gi, I promise. He didn’t write Super for nothing. He would be posing and pretending to do the Kamehameha all night. This one is embarrassing for you, but he’s the happiest he could ever be at a Halloween party. 

Peter Parker and M.J. (Spider-man) - Whether you are the Mary Jane or Michelle Jones girl, this is THE Marvel costume. It could be totally casual or he could where the full spandex suit. Knowing him, he would probably opt for the all black, tactical “Night Monkey” version from Far From Home. You would gladly kiss him upside down.

Loid and Yor (SpyxFamily) - He would lowkey look exactly like the Bad Clue Gose, so you would enjoy this outfit so much. The Yor look is sexy and deadly, and he can’t keep his hands off of you. Much like the classic Mr. and Mrs. Smith, you guys would pretend to be spies all night.

[nevernonline]

✧.* grow as we go; profiles 003.

synopsisver the past ten years you've fallen in love many times. one day someone happens to stumble across your journal sitting out on your nightstand and started posting your entries online. after all of your secrets are leaked it's clear things would ever be the same again.

𐦍 paring: svt members x fem! reader.

𐦍 genre/s: reader is super angsty low-key, fluffy, sexual themes,

𐦍 content: swearing, bullying, crazy ex's, mentions of sexual relations, some drinking& mary Jane 🍃

𐦍 profiles; series regulars. ▸ 00. intro

[character descriptions under the cut.]

𐦍 seungcheol: minnie's boyfriend. basically lives at y/n and minnie's place, even though he has an apartment of his own.

𐦍 chan: coffee shop manager at fawn coffee. truly joshua's greatest employee, but biggest pain in the ass.

𐦍 jihoon: thinks his everyone is a bunch of losers, they sort of are. mingyu's roommate. certified recluse.

𐦍 soonyoung: doesn't actually work for mingyu, just likes to roleplay that he does when famous customers come in.

𐦍 soyeon: choi's parlor artist, gives y/n their first tattoo. really good at giving advice.

𐦍 mimi: presents as the nicest girl alive, but she's bane of y/n's existence and childhood bully. joshua's crazy ex-girlfriend won't give up trying to ruin someones life and keep him away from them.

[respectthepetty]

Bump Up Business carried that dark versus light color dynamic all the way through the series.

And although the evil ex tried to be Eden

Since Eden was the one who needed to figure out his feelings, he was the one to pick up Jihoon's color

And once he did, they ended up together, blah blah blah

WHAT IS KOREA'S DEAL?!

Bump Up Business was good until Jihoon STOOD THERE while Eden confessed that he loved him to that evil ex and DID NOTHING! Make it make sense, Mary!

And why did that ex take the photo in the first place?!

I know Korea knows how to do this! It gave me Our Dating Sim! It gives me color coding! I want to love it. Why won't it just let me love it?! I know it has to do with 1) money and 2) conservatives (isn't it always), but I'm begging you screenwriters to just tighten it up.

These series are too short and either the beginning or the end is chaotic. The middle tends to be solid, but there is always something wonky with how they start or how they finish.

With the opening and ending credits, there are twelve minutes to cover. If Pixar's Up can deliver an entire heartbreaking story in less than eight minutes before the actual movie even started, I have faith Korea can deliver a quality BL ten-minute episode.

Let me love you, Korean BLs.

[smallcatsims]

Mary Sue ages up to an elder, and I have Angela throw a party to celebrate the birth of her son. She invites the Burbs and Tybalt's family, including Hermia who is now her best friend.

She also invites Jihoon, who shares a kiss with Kent.

[westeroslive]

most updated mw fcs pretty please!

ngl  these  are  copy/paste  from  our  members  in  the  server  so  if  there  is  doubles  /  any  are  taken  shhhh.  alfie  enoch,  callum  turner,  bradley  james,  maris  racal,  michelle  dee,  mookda  narinrak,  charithra  chandran,  aiysha  hart,  savannah  lee  smith,  keith  powers,  callum  turner,  lea  seydoux,  oscar  isaac,  linn  mashannoad,  kathryn  newton,  jang  daah,  giovana  cordeiro,  lily  james,  zion  moreno,  ksenia  mishina,  jaz  sinclair,  mason  gooding,  taylor  zakhar  perez,  kento  yamazaki,  simone  kessell,  jonathan  daviss,  kylie  bunbury,  harry  gilby,  zhu  xudan,  josh  heuston,  sonoya  mizuno,  fan  bingbing,  emilia  clarke,  adeline  rudolph,  lee  joobin,  jasmine  tookes,  anna  sawai,  ewan  mitchell,  camilla  queiroz,  shay  mitchell,  wawwa  nicha,  simone  ashley,  charles  melton,  ni  ni,  im  jinah,  chris  hemsworth,  ben  barnes,  josha  stradowski,  ji  jihoon,  mackenyu,  michael  b  jordan,  savannah  lee  smith,  mint  ranchrawee,  rami  malek,  yaya  dacosta,  matteo  martari,  aslihan malbora, lena headey, morgan holmstrom, bethany antonia, mike  faist,  rachel  zegler, woo do-hwan.

[sscarletvenus]

when the brainrot actually is rotting your brain...

[keetika]

i know i answered an ask, but i will make a post here as well. the reason why some or many of my packs are down is because the image hosting site i used previously shut down. recovering all of them will require some time and it may take a while since a lot of them are on my old hard drive which is at a data lab recovery place because i had broken it a few months ago. i still have to pick that up and haven’t found time to. if i can find some of these packs on my current hard drive and my desktop, i will upload them and update. 

i’ll make a list of packs that have been affected by this just for my own reference and for others. if i am able to recover them, i will cross it off the list. if you find any packs that don’t work, please message me so i can add them! anything that has [ * ] indicates it is on my old hard drive and will require some time for me to recover.

packs that have been affected: 

baifern pimchanok

yang hyeji

zendaya coleman 

ni ni

gong jun

jihane almira chedid

jessica lucas

im jinah

tom hardy

jeremy pope

lee sunbin

ju jihoon

moon gayoung

adeline rudolph

rege jean page

[ * ] sofia carson

[ * ] maris racal ( etc )

[ * ] bie thassapak hsu

[ * ] jung hoyeon

[enblc]

Oct. - Dec.  2022 the 4th Album [Time Machine] M/V / Concert (Seoul, Busan) / CD, A&R & Marketing & Design for Han Yo Han Executive Producer : Moon Jihoon A&R, Marketing: Park Junseok, Lee Seungjun, Lee Mari Creative Concept Planning @enblc3 Artwork @lafic @songintak Photographer @songintak Hair & Make Up @hjj_yun, 이채영 Styling @doomerfits

[thrivefms]

`💿` ⧽ anonymous asked ⧼ ⟡ this is so sexy omg mwf

soo glad you think so !! we'd really love to see naomi roestel, simple.cie, park jihyo, zion moreno, bbyambi, kim doyeon, go minsi, hina_faky, ryan destiny, kang seulgi, kim yerim, pasabist, lauren tsai, maris racal, song yuqi, aj clementine, ange jose, cenit nadir, caroline hu, edie liberty rose, cheng xiao, zendaya, ngc1961, nice.to.mitra, jamilla strand, nailea devora, kitty chicha amatayaku, jihoon kim, jessica vu, tinting_lai, rico nasty, marikoluv, mishti rahman, veneziacruz, amanda diaz, beabadoobee, im nayeon, davikah hoorne, chrystalsaintclair, dina denoire, iamsamiira, sakamoto mashiro, shen xiaoting, shin ryujin, park jieun, lisa onuoha, lizeth selene, hirai momo, cho miyeon, anncy twinkle, heo yoorim, nataly neri, keeahwah, daoko, bunnyprincessa, myra malloy, ashley moore, symphani soto, kieraplease, myoui mina, yelenv, challxn, eristheplanet, desreii, lame.cobain, aisha potter, ash1eycc, sana minatozaki, luv_jayne, iffat.marash, badkidhq, taaaylizzle, andrea chapparo, jetamoure, jorja smith, camrihewie, christina nadin, sohni amed, eden bristowe, jashaun st. john, tamika fawcett, serena motola, braydee cardinal, raveena, zhou jieqiong.

[driftrz]

what do you think you’re doing? @drftings

two fucking fights in a few hours. even the bartender felt bad for darius, handed him a little ice pack — modeling was gonna be fucked for a few weeks while his bruises healed. that throbbing he feels is definitely a black eye. fucking jihoon, he thinks, but there's no malice to it. just a low resignation, lacking as much fire as a sigh breathed out. he's the one in the wrong, anyway. he wasn't in the wrong with the second fight, really more of a mauling against his person. doesn't know why she decided to attack him like a feral chihuahua, but she'd managed to get a few good hits in. really, a part of him had allowed it. he deserved them, why not surrender to them ? the cold against his wounds feels nice, but the dark corner he's tucked himself in is uncomfortable. what a mess. if they didn't have that meet coming up, he'd head home early just like in new years'. and then, just as he's really getting into his sulking session, there xile is : had somehow managed to sneak up on him, but her voice he could hear louder than any music or drunken conversation. xile, xile, xile, xile. was this what forever was going to be — quiet pining for a love he tore apart ? pathetic of him, when she’s moved on. and still there it was, neverending. this friends shit was supposed to get rid of that. glances up, finding her gaze. " gettin' my shit rocked, apparently. " tries to grin, but that makes his cut lip sting, so expression turns into a grimace and a hiss. " thanks for not goin' too hard on mari. she's not really a fighter, she just... it’s jihoon. " shrug, as if the name of an ex explained everything. maybe it did. he certainly knows what it’s like to feel a little crazy over someone three years too late. the ice pack moves from one side of his face to the other. it's not the most bruised up she's ever seen him, but there's still something that feels vulnerable. maybe it's because the last time he'd been hurt in front of xile — the new years' bruise didn't count — was when he'd left her. his eye’s swollen, uncomfortable, but as she gets closer, he notices the scraps on her. “ mari didn’t do that. shit, are you okay ? ” for a moment, it feels like there'll be a lull between them. like she might not answer. did she not trust him enough to ? he doesn't want to think about that. silence means he'll be left to think, to have his mind wander more than it already does. when it comes to his mind, all those who wander are lost. instead, he blurts the only thing he can think of : " they've got a photobooth set up. we’re lookin’ a little fucked, but, i was thinkin’, if you wanted to… "