#jfc is this hard lmaoooo

[musical-chick-13]

The good news is that I sang and had fun!

The bad news is that for Exposures™ I recorded myself singing and now I have to listen to it.

[twistedappletree]

actually, lucanis x davrin is the ship of all ships

[falling-star-cygnus]

a bit similar to the dismembered fic, but what about a situation where billy is separated from the rest of the hares in a hollow and ends up getting badly injured by hollow raiders and left for dead? but then a different hollow raider totally not a self insert lmaoooo picks him up and helps repair him? like a hurt/comfort kinda scenario.

hi hi!!!

i don't really do "x-readers" or "reader insert" fanfics :{ -> i'm not good at them and i really don't want to jipp you out of a proper answer to your request! i really do appreciate the ask

HOWEVER, while i'm still going to write this [with Anton in place of the reader, bc i kinda want to explore a possible friendship there] may i direct you to @cynarisgayass? {hope you don't mind me tagging you} -> their writing is genuinely fantastic

rereading your request, i realize it says self-insert now o_o please forgive my dumbassery. jfc [i already wrote in Anton, but god i sound pretentious- i'm so sorry 😭]

Why was it always something?

Billy looked around the decrepit buildings of the Hollow and scratched at his scalp with the hammer of one of his Girls™. The other sat against his hip.

From the moment the Cunning Hares had entered the Hollow, he'd felt a creeping presence at his back- lurking eyes that the android didn't want to risk zeroing in on his family team.

It made something near primal stir low in his plating.

Something painful and stabbing that itched at this trigger happy fingers into motion.

Billy wouldn't let any of the Hares be hurt, not on his watch.

So he'd done what he does best these days. Caused a ruckus. The android had flailed his limbs and pulled his punches just enough to make himself seem like an easy target and then split.

He'd definitely get an earful later... the girls never liked it when he put himself in positions like this. But it was a necessary evil!

Billy could bounce back from atomization, especially now that his memories had been banked on a hard drive oh-so-generously gifted to the Hares by a certain blue-eyed manager. [Nicole's insistence, so they didn't have a repeat of... well.]

But the fragile humans, and thiren, could not. They didn't have the protection of metal plating or veins of rubber cased wiring or the luxury of deleting memories from a bank of data. When they got fatally hurt, it stuck.

It stuck in a way he couldn't protect them from.

So. Billy would just protect them this way. By taking care of the threat before it became a threat.

"Hey- uh.. are you ok?"

It would be tough, but with the strength of the Starlight Knights on his side-

"Seriously- do you need, like- help?"

The dames of the Hares would be perfectly protected by none other than-

"That looks really bad, dude!"

Billy Kid, former Son of Calydon and current marksmen of the Cunning Hares! The android would not rest until-

"I'm a mechanic, you know, I could-"

"DO YOU MIND? CAN'T A GUY MONOLOGUE IN PEACE ANYMORE!?"

Billy whirls on the rude voice, more than a little miffed that someone just had to interrupt his internalized heroic speech when-

"YOU HAVE REBAR THROUGH YOUR STOMACH!"

Oh.

Billy looks down.

Well that explained his stomach pain.

"...look at that," the android says, and makes the oh so wise [heh, manager joke] decision to poke it. He never claimed to be the smartest Hare.

Pain instantly spiders it's way through his wiring.

"Hey-!" Before Billy even realizes it, muscular arms are looping under his arms before his knees can crack against the pavement.

They hold his weight with surprising ease, even if the jostling coaxes a low groan from the suddenly aware marksmen. Knights, he didn't even know androids could feel adrenaline like this. He missed being a mindless marksman, actually- could he go back to not perceiving pain please?

"Guess even robots can crash out, huh..?" the voice- male, he thinks- nervously chuckles out, "Are you-"

"Android," Billy cuts in, "I'm- an android."

"What's the difference?"

"What's the difference between you and a bear?"

Maybe his newly discovered flesh- plating?- wound was making him a touch too grumbly, but he really hated that robot v. android question. Probably in the same way humans hated being compared to animals.

He kinda expected to hit the ground now, actually.

The day just kept surprising him though.

"Huh- touché," the voice ends up responding- and he should really get a look at his face and not just his stupidly firm chest, "I never thought about it that way before."

And then the android was being lifted- lifted, not hauled, what the fuck- to his feet; with his arm slung over even more stupidly broad shoulders. What were they feeding this man-

"That looks really bad, bro..."

Right, mortal flesh wound.

"Come on, lets get you out of this Hollow and I can-"

"NO!"

It's like all of Billy's systems suddenly kicked into high gear. He was fighting to get his feet back under him, fighting to pull away, he couldn't leave-

"No... my team- the girls, I can't. There's someone-" The android had barely wrapped his fingers around the rebar in his stomach before he was being hip-checked and the man was wrestling his hand away.

"There's somebody after my family-"

"I think they're after you, actually!"

The gun goes off before the mechanic realizes Billy had wormed his other arm free.

•_-><-_•

Anton had seen a lot of things within the Hollows.

Too many things, all things considered, stained too many clothes with Ethereal matter. Ruined too many tools.

He had also heard a lot of things. Both in and out of the Hollows.

Namely, things about a certain robotic- androtic? No, that sounded dumb... um.. oh! Mechanical. Mechanical worked.

Anton had heard things about a certain mechanical marksmen. He'd heard his reputation change and evolve and shift like a human's would- been hearing the whispers and seeing the headlines since he was small.

From a point and click war machine, to a feared enforcer, to whatever the hell he was now- the mechanic had heard it all. It was sort of the thing that got him into the scene in the first place.

Seeing the android in person though- without the buffer of his Boss- was a different experience entirely.

Billy Kid was lankier than his reputation would suggest, kinder looking- in a way- with his bright glass eyes and animated movements.

...and giant piece of rebar lodged in his stomach.

"Hey- uh.. are you ok?" Anton asks, but the robot didn't seem to hear him as he continued his pacing.

Was it pacing? He kinda looked like he was just mimicking comic book poses...

"Seriously- do you need, like- help?"

Mechanical or not, it can't feel good to have a bar shoved through your flesh- plating? Plating.

Billy Kid's movements had stilled, positioned in just the right way that Anton had a front row seat to the way the rebar mangled through the metal. Oil stained the surrounding plates like blood.

"That looks really bad, dude!"

Robots were not his area of expertise, Anton is big enough to admit that, but- well.. he knew the basics! Hanging around Grace for any extended amount of time would give anybody that knowledge.

Offering couldn't hurt, right...?

"I'm a mechanic, you know, I could-"

"DO YOU MIND? CAN'T A GUY MONOLOGUE IN PEACE ANYMORE!?"

Was he seriously-!?

"YOU HAVE REBAR THROUGH YOUR STOMACH!"

The robot looks down, his arms falter from their accusing whirl, and of course- of course, he pokes it.

He pokes the rebar sticking out of his plating.

"...look at that."

Anton is catching him before he's even realized he's moved.

And fuck, he's glad to have muscles. Billy Kid was made of pure reinforced metals, slotted together in just the right way to allow flexibility any starting gymnast would be jealous of; if Anton wasn't used to hauling high density materials around on the daily, he probably would've felt this harder.

"Guess even robots can crash out, huh...?" he finds himself chuckling, a little uneasy about the limp mass he was currently supporting, "Are you-"

"Android," Billy Kid interrupts him, for the second time in their incredible short interaction so far, "I'm- an android."

His voice is concerningly weak, likely feeling the full effects of his messed up wiring as his adrenaline left, and there's a million other things the mechanic should be focusing on right now but-

"What's the difference?" is the first thing out of his mouth.

"What's the difference between you and a bear?"

And... oh.

He had never thought about it that way.

Anton thinks of Belobog Heavy Industries, thinks of Ben Bigger and of every thiren and pet and stray he's come across in his 20 something years of life.

Billy Kid wasn't asking if Anton was the same as a bear. He was asking how he was different from other organic life.

"Huh," he ponders, adjusting his grip on the less than lucid android, "Touché."

Ah- he should probably get the marksmen off his pecs.

In a fluid lift, Anton had Billy Kid's arm draped over his shoulder instead. He thinks he vaguely heard him mutter something like 'what the fuck' buuuut he chalks it up to delirium.

Probably due to the sluggishly leaking impalement in his torso- that stained Anton's pants and was now staining his jacket. Eh, it was just oil.

"That looks really bad, bro..."

Could androids bleed out? Would Belobog Heavy Industries be on the receiving end of the Cunning Hares wrath if their favorite big brother died?

Well- of course, they would. They'd probably also face the wrath of the Sons of Calydon if Billy Kid died and Anton was the only one with oil on his hands.

Jeez...

"Come on, lets get you out of this Hollow and I can-"

"NO!"

And that makes three times the android had interrupted him..

This time though, it was like some sort of switch had flipped in his processors. Billy Kid was practically throwing himself away from the mechanic- clawing at Anton's shoulder, reaching for the fucking rebar-

"No... my team- the girls, I can't. There's someone-" the words stab at something squishy in Anton's chest, but he wrestles Billy Kid's hand away anyway.

"There's someone after my family-"

"I think they're after you, actually!"

Footsteps- muffled and creeping, but undeniably footsteps closing in on the two. Had been for the past ten minutes.

Should he have paid it closer mind? Probably.

Would he get an earful from his own team when he got back? Absolutely.

Maybe Grace would be more lenient if she heard it was for an android...

BANG!

...

. . .

FUCK, THAT WAS LOUD.

Who fires a gun next to someone's ear?

thud.

.....Anton is very grateful he was not the intended target, all of the sudden. Definitely not because of the smoking hole left in their possible assailant.

"There's two more," Billy Kid rasps, finally stopping his stupid struggle for the rebar, "One behind the pipes.. one around the corner."

"...I know we just met, but I'm extremely grateful you work for the Cunning Hares.."

He gets a dry chuckle in return- still raspy and weak, but.. lucid. Enough.

"What do you need me to do?" Anton asks.

"Hold me up."

And Anton did.

Nobody messed with the Cunnings Hares family and got away with it after all.

[vole-mon-amour]

3x12, Jamie edition, part 2.

Roy seeing Jamie and Keeley hugging, asking him out for a bear, letting Jamie fist bump him and suggesting he does this, being excited about spending time with Jamie. When early in the show Roy full on walked away from fist bumping and Jamie had to fist bump himself.

THE GROWTHHHH. I'm so happy for Jamie, honestly. I'm pretty sure Roy's posted was on Jamie's wall way before Keeley's one got there, so to be best friends with your childhood hero/crush... Good for you, Jamie. Good! for! you!

The different ways these two drink. I'm having Thoughts. Also, what are those dog tags, Jamie?

"Worth the wait." I'M HAVING THOUGHTS.

Fucking FINALLY. Tell him he's the best boy. Also, can't get over the looks Jamie always gives him. The never-ending puppy eyes with "Oh? Oh, for real? Ohhh my."

When will they finally kiss?

Older man, lmaoooo. Oh, Jamie. You wonderful, wonderful boy. The daddy kink can easily be a part of it.

Hey, you know how it looks like? "To you dying then." Look at them go.

Friendship? FRIENDSHIP? (stops myself from writing a fanfic right here and now) Oh, you are SO dating.

Roy, what are you, five? No, but for Real? Keeley deserves SO much better. He's insecure af, he tries to push Jamie away from her, he's crushing Jamie under this passive aggressive "She's mine, so don't even think about it."

If anything, if I were to choose from the inside of this triangle, it's Roy and Jamie for me. They WORK. It would fix so much if they kissed and explored each other's bodies. All that "All I need is Keeley & you stay away from here" would disappear.

However, if we're talking het ships (which I dislike but ok), it's Jamie and Keeley for me. I'd love Keeley with someone new. I'd LOVE to, with boys being together. But between Roy and Jamie. Jamie is SUCH a much bigger man than Roy. Jamie has done all the work since s1. No one held his hand, he's done all the work himself. He never ever hit on Keeley again despite all his love for her. He's been respectful of her wishes and never pushed himself on her or on Roy with "She's mine." If anything, he went with "I respect you and your relationship with Keeley" & stayed out of the way.

All Roy canonically does is pushing herself on her and on Jamie about her. Both Keeley and Jamie deserve better than an insecure man that can't get his head out of his ass. It's like one hookup, he went kind of normal, then he's back to his old ways again. Like???

I genuinely think you should have some gay sex. That would fix you a bit, Roy. I'm sure of it. Jfc. Is it me or is Roy incredibly weird this ep? What's with "She's a woman"??? What's that misogyny? You can't talk with a woman without thinking you're back on track to dating her? Keeley told you 'No" numerous of times.

Like, I'll tag it as anti Roy x Keeley, but I genuinely think shippers also should see it. Roy is regressing so fucking fast. You call this the man Keeley deserves? I don't fucking see it. "I don't want to be just friends." Well, she's not ready, why are you pushing so hard? Asshole.

See??? "I'm so insecure, but I'm pushing myself on her so hard, it's happening, we're getting back together, step aside!"

I want to beat Roy with a stick. Like, at actual tree stick, with leaves and all, so he'd understood what he's doing, that idiot.

Anyway, Jamie is such a sweet boy, immediately asking if they're official or not. He gets it.

You tell him, Jamie. Does this change anything for me in terms Roy x Jamie? No. Lol. But omg, I am still so anti Roy x Keeley, you guys. He should learn how to be alone and how to be a decent human being and how to treat people with respect.

I see only one child here & it's you, not Jamie. Grow up. No, tbf, they're both acting like kids, "I was with her first" — "I was with her last." But Roy is.... *deep sigh* My reaction to him is basically Jamie smacking lips and raising his eyebrows. Seriously, grow the hell up.

No but I think she should sit together, all three of them and talk. They don't actually consider what the woman in question wants. Maybe she wants neither of you. In the meantime, Roy and Jamie should kiss. They're going nowhere this way.

"She made that for me." I see hints of Roy getting physical & I swear to god, if he ever touches Jamie in the wrong way, just with one fucking finger, I am so fighting Roy. I can almost see Jamie waiting for the punch and for the need to defend himself. Jamie comes first, everything else comes second. Unless you're gonna kiss him and love him & cherish him, FUCK OFF.

Overall, even with how much I ship OT3, I'm tired of when it's presented like an actual triangle/two people running after one. This is seriously going nowhere & considering this might be our episode EVER, I dislike that very much. And them bickering like children? You guys should fix it.

Like, I had a feeling Roy might try to pull off something like this since he saw Jamie and Keeley hugging and got jealous but omg. *rolls eyes* Be a bigger man for once, will you, before calling Jamie a child?

P.S.:

This sounds SO much like a Phil's interview where he said that he wanted things with Keeley to go Jamie's way. Bc he feels all Jamie's victories and losses the same way Jamie feels.

[alo-piss-trancy]

Hey! So happy you started v/3! I really hope you’re enjoying it so far! The ride is gonna be crazy ^^ ummm hoping I can soon ramble to you about it! Who’s your favorite character so far?

Yesss I'm really liking it! I think this one took the longest to get to the first trial (or at least it felt that way? I think I hit like 6 or 7 hours before we got into it) but it's been a lot of fun! The more 'neon' aesthetic this one has going on with the interface/character emojis is interesting too. Yesss I'll def ramble to you about it when I get further in omg, I've been dying to talk about it already!!!

I'm gonna try to finish the 1st trial tonight, I hit the intermission before bed last night lol. I'm grateful for those bc I forgot you can't really save in the middle of trials iirc 🥲

My three Big Favourites are:

1. Kiyo (Anthropologist guy) - I'm simping so hard for him jfc

Tied for 2nd. Gonta (big bug gentleman) & The Maid Lady

Given my obsession with Gundham Tanaka in SDR2, Kiyo & Gonta probably surprise none of y'all lmao

I also really like The Short Tennis Guy, KI-BO, The Mage Girl, and Kaede and Shuichi.

Most of the others pique my interest.

Except for 'Degenerate Male' girl and Kokichi. I want to like her and will probably warm up eventually, but her shtick is already seriously getting on my nerves. & I never thought a character could annoy me more than Nagito but Kokichi is doing it with all his constant crying and whining 🙃 Unfortunately I'm pretty sure he'll be in the game most of the time given he seems very important (at least from the sheer amount of memes and fanart I've seen over the years) so... I guess I'm stuck with him RIP. I hate his guts and not in a love-to-hate character way lol, but I'll admit he's got some HILARIOUS lines so far. His burns towards the others are lethal lmaoooo 🤣

Sorry to all u Kokichi fans 😔🙏 I know he's MEGA popular akflgl I'll try not to be too negative about him publically lol

Also I like the new Monokubs! I think Green, Yellow, and Pink are my faves. I have Theories about the cubs actually, but I need time to think it over... 🤔

But yeah!!! I think your faves were KI-BO, Shuichi and Kokichi iirc, right? At least I think you wrote about them a lot in your fics I have bookmarked lol

[vacantgodling]

for the birthday boy!!! 2, 8, 17, 21👀

thank youuuuuu 🥰🥰

2: Do they have any daily rituals?

i think because he’s on a schedule at the chateau, that kind of counts as a daily ritual in some regards—especially before hya was the spouse of the keeper, amon’s routine was much stricter and there was less time wasted with leisure. now he gets off doing more things bc of favoritism LMAO. but i don’t think before that / in general he has Specific rituals that are like emotionally significant or meaningful to him. it’s partially bc of a poverty mindset but also because he just doesn’t attach emotional value to doing something repetitively i think. he kind of goes with the flow in most cases.

8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

sex & he loves sex so definitely positive LMAOOOO

17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

it’s a weird thing, but it’ll make sense as i explain it, but i think the modest kind of butler’s uniform is something that amon really likes? he absolutely hated it at first when he first started working at the chateau because he was used to more loser fitting clothing (dude one of these days i gotta draw a comparison from amon before he started working at the chateau to now because it is Night and Fucking Day), which was obviously lower quality bc he lived in halifax. BUT the longer he’s spent at the chateau, and the longer he wears the uniform (especially in relation to hya it’s bordering kink at this point lmao) the more he comes to kind of associate it with being able to control his circumstances; of taking matters into his own hands and shit. and it’s like “dress for the job you want, not the job you have” mentality, right? so i think that’s kind of how he feels about it. so from the shined shoes, to the gloves (he doesn’t have to wear gloves btw but he does to hide the scars on his hands, just as he doesn’t necessarily Have to wear a high collar but yknow), some part of it when he starts looking in the mirror *feels* intentional. and he always teases hya about his obsession with fashion and his wardrobe but he also kind of starts to understand in a certain way how having control of your wardrobe can really shape how you feel about yourself tm.

this being said i think the most of a ritual he has about his clothes is changing his gloves every two days. he would honestly love to have a new pair every day But who has the money for that? he also sneaks them into the fancy laundry LOL.

21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

so this is gonna be under a cut PFFFF

for turn offs, amon doesn’t really have too many. he’s not into daddy/baby or age play as like a hard “nah” BUT he’s also extremely open to trying anything at least once pfff.

so this is a non exhaustive list of this ridiculous man’s ridiculous kinks, referenced from this list i found LOL

impact “play” (not really spanking so much as he gets turned on getting into actual fucking fights 💀 — but this does extend to spanking, slapping, flogging the works)

being restrained (doesn’t matter how — this includes being hog tied, gags, blind folds, the only restraint he doesn’t like is cock cages because he enjoys more of the challenge of having to physically keep himself from cumming and then if he fails he gets punished vibes)

most orgasm play (edging, forced, overstimulation, denial, the works)

breath play (choking on cock is literally his favorite thing as seen by *gestures to birthday present*, but the only person who he lets get an actual hand around his neck is hya bc he trusts him)

he’s obvs got a big oral fixation cock worship + rimming are high on his list

he likes getting RAILED. rough sex, some slight dubcon (he’s always willing but the roleplay of it after a fight is fun). speaking of getting railed, orgies and bukkakes he enjoys a lot. sloppy seconds, the works. he is such a risky sex haver jfc 💀 this all kind of falls into the “primal sex play” category ig so like. wrestling, biting, scratching—hell blood play as well is a Huge turn on for him. please draw blood he’ll cum so hard.

skin sensation play is a new one he tries with hya but he enjoys it. wax and ice are his favorites.

degradation and humiliation clearly. he’s also very obviously a bratty sub he likes to talk back and get punished. tho he does sub more often he is Technically a switch and can be dom but his dom tastes are actually vastly different than his sub tastes. as a sub, he’s very much like “Fuck. Me. Up.” but as a dom he’s more caring and tender; he only tops if he really Cares about someone and thus…. does not top often PFFF. it’s not that he doesn’t care about hya tho, it’s just the fact that hya is a top 99% of the time (tho amon does top hya more in the realm of after they get married and i gotta write that out cuz when me and my partner talked about it i cried over how emo i got LMAO)

he’s also an exhibitionist annnnnnnnd he’s a lil bit into other body fluids like spit and piss a lil bit. hya will not let him live it down despite amon swearing it was just once PFFF.

[deathbypufferfish]

reblogging your own post is force feeding now? jfc people say the wildest shit on here i’m gonna lose my mind LMAOOOO

It is not aesthetic and they have to scroll past it. It's really hard out there.

[like-wuatafauq]

OH SORRY that's totally my bad, I read your reply last night when I was super sleepy so I must've jumbled up the details in my head >:(

But now that I think about it... 22 years wouldn't even make sense romantically speaking IDK what I was thinking 😭

Your dad is absolutely horrible for abandoning you like that though. I'm so sorry you had to go through something so painful. You don't deserve that kind of heartbreak and betrayal from a parent. That's just unforgivable :(((

But woah 8 years of pining romantically is still a really long time...

I feel you on being hopeful about finding real love someday. Don't put too much pressure on yourself about running out of time! 24 is still pretty young in the grand scheme of things. Plenty of time for your soulmate to come along ^^

And in the meantime if you're looking for volunteers... I mean I'd be happy to keep you company :D

Oops! Haha... just kidding... unless...🧍‍♀️

And I totally get not vibing with media that glamorizes something like love triangles or player behavior but Nana has a special place in my heart because it helped me get through some really tough times years ago. It also made me realize I had super heavy comphet back then LOL

Speaking of... you mentioned your English isn't very good. Does that mean you have a different native language? If so, what is it? :O

AND HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BTW!!!

From ♡

It's okay sometimes I answer asks really late too. And yeah I always hear that "you're still so young to find love" except in my mind if I want a family someday I have to build up trust with someone and its already hard for me to believe ppl.

As for ppl keeping me company, honestly I think I'm gonna wait it out, if my soulmate finds me I want her to know I waited for her. If she wants her spot warm then I'll be the only one sitting there.

And then she can sit on top of me when she gets here

Lmaoooo I'm so sorry about that,

But as for the Nana I'm glad that helped you :) fr fr ,don't get me wrong I love the art and a lot of the cute pictures of them together but when I find out more about it I get dizzy. (I genuinely get physical sickness when things involve player stuff)

And I mean I'm fluent in English it's not some drastic thing cuz I type/speak often in English but it's just I look up a lot of words meaning almost every single day. And if someone speaks quickly I might not fully catch it. I often don't understand phrases or words someone tells me. ive tried googling the phrases but google doesnt understand what im asking 🥲 in my mind I have English words cluttered in groups so a lot of the times I misused them when I speak or write. I feel so so so so bad when I do that.

For example one time I wanted to tell someone "I don't want you to think I'm codependent" because i was trying to express how i would like to have them around all the time but if you want space id like them to enjoy it(jfc even now i cant word it properly), anyway the point is I forgot the word codependent so I typed "I don't want you or need you"......yeah it was bad bro.

When me and my bestie were roommates I would say stuff and he thought I was mad but it's just my tone I say it and the words I use. I fuck up sooooo bad I'm constantly apologizing to ppl. So im fluent its just wonky but My native language is Spanish tho :)

Happy pride month to you too!!!

Do you have any pride month plans??

[darklordofthesimp]

Yes yes yes I need that angst!!! This fic is amazing to develop into truly enemies to lovers, because it’s unrealistic for reader to be getting close to him or feel anything for him after what he did, incident or not, anything soon, so I’m guessing (hoping because I’m a mean woman) there’s a lot of hard times for könig coming 👀

All the hard times are coming for this man. Trust in me, Anon. Don't you worry, I am also an extremely mean woman and love the grovelling.

I can't wait to enter Ghost lmaoooo jfc König's in for some rough treatment.

[hoshiwhxre]

omfg, that line in tae nsfw thoughts about you wearing his headphones and mic HAD ME FUCKING WEAK, he would always be challenging you to do stuff and to put yourself out there, i can just imagine you sitting in his chair listening to his friends and him just smirking at the fact that you're trying so hard not to make a lot of noise but seem to fail everytime

•~ I once told a guy I'd do that to him lol I couldn't get rid of him after lmaoooo ~•

•~ Yes jfc he'd be so cocky, "can't you stay quiet, baby? Does my tongue feel that good?". He'd edge you over and over until you can't stay quiet, and you're begging him to let you cum while his friends on the other end tease you by telling you they'd make you cum faster than Taehyun, that they'd love to hear those moans in person, that you sound like such a pretty little whore. The way he'd overstimulate you and hold you down until you whimper through the headset that Taehyun owns you, and that you belong to him, and nobody else. Just to put you and his friends in your/their place ;)) ~•

hard hours: open

[sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves]

S’MOYSTER EPISODE! S’MOYSTER EPISODE!!

I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER THIS OKAY YA’LL?! THERE IS A LOT TO PROCESS BUT LET’S START FROM THE BEGINNING

Yes Steven, please do remind us how you’re like a newly wed romantic couple that just goes to every country together for their dates (Fancy husbands au again guys???  👀 )

Steven talking about he and Andrew share a bond that only the two of them have and just fuckkkkkk I’m sorry, but isn’t this something you almost write about when doing a soulmates au??? OR OR WHAT U SAY DURING WEDDING VOWS SOMEBODY STOP ME PLEASE sdbvjkbavdsk

AND THEN YOU ADD THIS LINE NEXT

THE BEST PARTNER I COULD HAVE EVER ASKED FOR GUYS STOP STOP MY HEART MY HEART

I CAN’T TAKE IT AHHHHHH

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Steven , saying things that are close to soulmate quotes or wedding vows and then next I hear Andrew saying long and hard and my brain exploded

I am so fucking sorry but this was hilarious and i am crying and i can’t, i am just losing my mind with these two pls

Somebody please save me, i can;t handle this oh my god oh my god

STEVEN REALLY SOUNDED TENDER EARLIER AND ANDREW KEEPS MAKING LIKE INNUEDO BED SAYINGS I AM LOSING MY MIND AHHH

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I’m sorry Andrew, but even Steven looks like he is questioning your mind right this moment and I am fucking losing it

But Steven knows his bae so fucking well so he just takes it and asks how it’s spelled again, DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING QUESTION IT AHAHAHAHHAHA

NEVER GONNA GET OVER STEVEN’S FUCKING REACTIONS HERE GUYS NEVER AHHHHHHH cbdsajifhjadsk fuckkkk  ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️

Andrew: polite and ethereal

Me: Are we still talking about the S’moyster or are you talking about Steven now????? lmaoooo

THIS EPISODE HAS EVERYTHING! GOOD ADVENTOROUS FOOD, DRAMA, TENDERNESS, GAYS, AND CATS! WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR!?

Steven knowing exactly what Andrew likes, loves, and appreciates and just fuckkkkk  🥺

It’s either Steven is HUGE BOYFRIEND MATERIAL or Steven just really KNOWS AND LOVES ANDREW THAT MUCH.

Willing to wager it’s both lolololololol  ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️

U know, Andrew has some pretty dark thoughts that slip out every now and then, but I feel like we just don’t notice enough that STEVEN also has those pretty dark fucking thoughts lurking in the dark recesses of his mind lmaooo

also jfc Steven HANSEL AND GRETEL! XD Steven and Andrew finding a ginger bread house tho and having to escape certain death from a witch  👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Why does this ep give u so many standrew au ideas??? lmaooo

I really love Steven having mental break downs in each episode, he will always have one whether he’s cooking or baking lol

Need to have pictures of both Wellington and Simba in this post ya’ll, this is not complete without them lol

More Simba content! I know this is supposed to be a standrew post but ya’ll can;t stop me from appreciating their cats sdbfjhasdkj

Yes Steven, we remember your oyster ep in Australia but also please keep telling us more how the two of you have grown together as people  ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️

This scene just makes me think that it’s been so long since they’ve last held or been with each other physically that they’re both shy and trying really hard to contain themselves and just not fucking smooch on camera with everyone around them dsbfjasbkjd

Andrew SUBTLEY trying to tell Steven on camera that whatever the fuck he makes Andrew will love it and I am living for this fucking ship i am fucking crying, my crops are thriving, my skin is clear, and we are all in standrew heaven thank you

THIS IS SUCH A WORTH IT MOVE HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO ME!?!?!? AHHHHH literally Andrew only appears one episode and all of a sudden Steven is doing so many censored things I am fucking crying

WHY IS HE ASKING FOR STEVEN’S PERMISSION TO OPEN HIS GOD DAMN EYES AHAHAHHAHA

No Andrew, actually you’re the only he served wine to here AND IT IS A FUCKING ROMANTIC BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND GESTURE HOW DARE bdshcbasdjbcfadsj  ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️

This is date night, almost, Andrew pls, he’s trying to be subtle even with the cameras on lololololol

Andrew, this was a disgusting dish that Steven made edible, IT’S FUCKING AMAZING.

The entire ep just shocked me in general that he really made it so edible, ANDREW YOU GOTTA APPRECIATE UR BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND MORE, I EXPECT STEVEN TO GET MORE THAN A GOLD STAR REWARD LATER TONIGHT.

EDIT:

I ALMOST FORGOT TO ADD THIS LAST SCENE BECAUSE IT’S LIKE A FUCKING MARVEL ENDING CREDIT LMAO

guys please, just imagine, Steven saying faster, faster in the end but it’s in bedroom times with Andrew fuckkkkk yiiiisssss sdbjihasjkcnsak *gets knocked out* 

need to record Steven’s voice here for fanfic inspirations lol

[cinnaminsvga]

Me: god I really want to read a tae fic im in tae feelings today. your fic rec blog: reblogs a tae fic me: 😳 zee is powerful it's like she was in my brain

LMAOOOO you’re welcome,,, i’m trying to clear out my likes and reblogging the fics i’ve already read but man it’s so hard to scroll thru my shit bc i keep liking shitposts 😭 i need a secretary for my tumblr i s2g AHSJDHASJDH

but also you guys... need me some yoonkook recs juice ayo... like mxm stuff pls i haven’t read any in SUCH A LONG TIME if anyone has some good newer fics (i’ve read a lot of the old ones,,, it’s kinda insane the amount of ynkk i’ve read over the years jfc) then pls send some to me tysm 🥺

[annyaforger]

Ooh I’d be super into fic recs! But obv no pressure if that would be a lot right now!! Also thank you so much for including specific qs with ‘tell me about yourself’ that question is impossible otherwise!! Um… re cql: I think I just got too curious what everyone was talking about at some point and just binged the show! This would have been like… 8 months ago? And that’s been it ever since! I’m working full time right now and, (oof these ask limits are low lol, tbc) - xoxo CC 💜💙 (1/2)

I’ve been taking the last little while to get back into old hobbies – writing, piano, games, that kind of stuff! I’m just going to echo the same questions back to you! It sounds like the work question is a yes - sorry to hear it's busy rn :( - but what about hobbies etc? And lol yeah – I read tgcf after I read mdzs and I’ve been loving reexperiencing the story now that the donghua is coming out!! xoxo CC 💜💙 (2/2)

oh man no i would absolutely L O V E to give you some fic recs, i mostly read one shots (im an aquarius commitment scares me sdkjfsd jk but no really i can’t do long fics they stress me out for some reason asdjsa) i think i have a handful of chaptered fics? but oof i will get right on that i will do like a separate post for you and i mean you can just draft it or bookmark it somehow without giving it a note so i don’t find out who you are 

(do you get that double triple quadruple check anxiety when you’re sending these that you don’t forget to hit the anonymous option? i have that with my own cc partner lmao omg its absolutely ANXIETY RIDDEN feeling lmao)

lmao oh man yeah i hate being asked a vague ass “tell me about yourself?” cause like well i mean whatcha wanna kno? and like everything flies right out of my brain when i hear that question and im like ‘who am i???’

oh man same here i watched it back in like feb/march? i had been curious about it for a while because i would see art for it on my twt tl and i was like ‘who r these beautiful men???’ i was curious about the black and red man and the white and blue man skdfjskd i h a t e asks limit lmfao 

oh how fun! you play the pianooo? that’s so cool! how long have you been playing?

also what games do you play?

ugh yes the work question IS a definite yes, i work at a stupid carwash as a ‘sales advisor’ lmfaooo what’s your job??? also it’s not that it’s ‘busy’ it’s that the hours we work are just long and boring and super tiring because i have to be on my feet for hours on end we usually do nine to ten hour shifts lmao but i have been off these last three days i had the weekend off and today, i have to go back tomorrow )): lmao 

my hobbies include reading and writing (i do so much ff reading smh lmao)  photoshop recently i bought an ipad so i could try and do some art let me tell ya is harddd lmao i love artist and admire their talent and hard jfc  as of late i have been obsessed with animal crossing i bought a switch in impulse cause i was having a very bad week lmaoooo and i bought animal crossing: new horizons and i have been playing that i also like to do makeup tho im not the best at it lmaooo but i have fun. haven’t done it in a while tho cause i be tired and whatnot lol

also sorry if i talk to much i tend to get carried awayyy T_T what are your plans for the holidays? do you celebrate xmas or something else? also aside from mdzs fandom what other fandoms do you dabble in???  anyways i hope you’re doing lovely!!! thanks for the asks!!<333

[vrenaewrites]

HUSH HUSH by Becca Fitzpatrick thoughts: Prologue - Ch 11

Full video here.

We start right away with a bible verse which, if you’ve read any of my books, you know I’m a big fan of

We have a prologue from 1565 France…

The visual of a person perched on a gravestone and mistaking them for an angel statue at first is cool tbh

“Who are you?” “One of the devil’s brood”

The mind control parts of this I like, and I already have a feeling this is the gonna be the best part of this book

Except we don’t get another example of someone fighting it the way he is fighting it - nora doesn’t even realize it’s happening when it happens to her which isn’t as fun

The guy being maniped is a duke and the angel tells him no you’re half fallen angel so do what i tell you (nephilim)

This angel doesn’t have wings but a big cut in the shape of a V on his back

CHAPTER 1

The image of a barbie and ken taped to the chalkboard of the sex ed class is great

Her best friend’s name is V!

“Camera phones to take photos for the school E-zine”

Oh shit she’s a hoe

“V as in virgin” never mind

“It may not have occurred to you kids that sex is more than a 15 minute trip to the backseat of a car” lmaoooooooo

Is this book gonna be good? Did yall lie to me??

The school e-zine

V is a “few pounds over curvy” damn

V is my “untwin” i love that

“I’m all legs like a barstool”

The sex ed teacher is making them all sit by new people...in april…

She knows everyone except the transfer who of course is her new seat mate...this is a very convoluted way to get them to sit together

“It was a smile that spelled trouble with a promise”

“Human reproduction can be a sticky subject” LMAO

“Call me patch. I mean it. Call me.” and he winks

He takes pictures “of an ezine columnist who…” and describes a bunch of stuff about her and she’s like what the fuuuuuuck

And then he is like “you’re scared of what you can’t control”

He knows she plays the cello

She doesn’t wanna ask for another partner because she doesn’t wanna let him win and i’m like NORA CALL THE FUCKING COPS!!!!!!!!!! THIS GUY HAS BEEN STALKING YOU?!?!?!?

She has a cut on her wrist, her dad was murdered

At the end of class he gives her his number so she can get her answers - she no longer has it by chapter 18 but doesn’t remind the reader that she did have it written on her hand so we just think becca forgot nora already got his # for a bit

She’s a sophomore, he’s a senior

He has black eyes and wears all black because ofc

CHAPTER 2

They get a lot of fog and don’t have many neighbors

Mom is an auction coordinator so she’s not around a lot so there’s a german housekeeper that watches over her

But she leaves her alone at night...i already KNOW patch is gonna be “Watching over her” ala edward watching bella sleep i just KNOW

She’s thinking that patch seemed closed off but she liked what she had seen - aka his bod

“Smile that was part playful, part seductive” NOTHING about the interaction y’all had sounded seductive!!!!!! This is exactly like in crave when she’s getting horny that jaxon is yelling at her...like these men seem UNHINGED. Why is that sexy????

“Biology was my toughest subject, i teetered between an A and a B” i’m gonna punch you. I know you wanna go to ivy league so this matters but…

She calls patch!!!!

She asks if he wants to meet up to finish the assignment...you couldn’t...ask...over the phone??

“Nora” he says my name like it’s the punchline to a joke

He hangs up on her because he’s playing pool

She starts her assignment anyway: “jerk” “smokes cigars, will die of lung cancer, hopefully very soon” i laughed v hard tbh

“Excellent physical shape” and then crosses that out lmaooooooo

She flips a coin and it makes her decision: go to the arcade and confront patch

The cashier is pissed that she didn’t pay to get in so she sneaks by

“I was like a rolling snowball gaining speed and momentum” weird out of place metaphor but ok

Patch says she’s with him and the cashier lets her go

His black eyes are magnets clinging to her every move

She feels something different here, more animosity, more electricity...more horniness

“Queasy tap dance in my stomach”

Something about patch wasn’t right, something about him wasn’t normal, something about him wasn’t safe

“Biggest dream” “to kiss you” she doesn’t buy it so like good for her but still blech

Patch says he’s never been to school before and nora’s like you’re a liar

And he says he came because of her

He says “those cold pale grey eyes” are surprisingly irresistible

There are almost zero connections between what she’s saying and what he’s saying, as if he’s having a conversation with himself...it’s really hard to follow

“And that killer curvy mouth” ew

“You seem to know a lot about me,” i said, making the understatement of the year.

“Say provoke again, your mouth looks provocative when you do”

Her jaw twitches when she lies

He has a birthmark in the same place she has a scar...soulmate shit fer shure

She says after her dad died a strange presence felt like it was “orbiting her world, watching her from a distance” like...a guardian angel perhaps

She feels someone in the house with her and i’m calling it now: patch is “Watching over” her

CHAPTER 3

She’s trying to come up with reasons for patch not to be her partner anymore...he fucking ADMITTED TO TAKING PHOTOS OF YOU AND STUDYING YOU AND BASICALLY STALKING YOU. IF THE COACH WON’T LISTEN GO TO THE PRINCIPAL ABOUT THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She’s anemic and has to take iron multiple times...a day??

“What qualities are you attracted to in a potential mate?” asks the teacher

She’s not ready so patch answers, “intelligent, attractive, vulnerable”

“How do you indicate if a female is interested?” and patch says, “if she’s biting her lip and playing with her hair the way nora is doing right now” lmao

“She’s game”

He puts his arm on the back of her chair and mouths “vulnerable” and while i would literally call the cops on a man for this, it was kind of hot in context

She tells coach she feels uncomfortable sitting by patch and he’s like, “not only are you gonna keep sitting by him i actually need you to tutor him.”

Fire this fucking guy IMMEDIATELY.

How lazy is this writing becca. How lazy. You couldn’t think of any other ways to make them spend more time together??

She and V go to the movies to write a review for the e-zine and v says: “can you imagine living your whole life without a clue that the only reason you’re being kept alive is to be used as a sacrifice?”

Do you smell that? The foreshadowing

V says patch’s dark side calls to her and nora is thinking, yeah no shit.

There was a dark magnetism, i felt lured to the edge of danger, at any moment it felt like he could push me over the edge.

Edge twice in the same sentence, crave’s editor has been in the game since 2009 apparently

V’s basically like nora you’re not attracted to anyone and nora’s like i haven’t found love and v’s like it’s about fun not love dumbdum

V says Patch would probably be “really good”

Nora says patch isn’t good for v and v says, “Careful, you’ll only make me want him more” and i’m like...i know this book came out when i was a freshman but somehow, becca fitzpatrick managed to put me from sophomore year in this book lmao

Marcy a cheerleader with “half a bottle of foundation on” and “¾ of an inch between her skirt and underwear, if she was wearing any” sits beside them

Yikes

She calls V supersize: YIKES

Marcy’s being a dick to V and V just goes, “you have food stuck in your teeth, chocolate ex-lax maybe?” i love this so much

Patch is at the library…

V’s like “i’m trying to read the title he’s checking out...how to be a stalker?” lmao i love V

V thinks patch is following nora but she’s kind of into it lmaoooo

Nora’s like he’s alluring but also fucking scary

She hits someone during a storm on the way home

He’s wearing a ski mask?!??!?!?!?

The car died oh my gooooooood

He’s tearing the door off??!?!?!!?

He punches through the window!!!!!!!!!

CHAPTER 4

She’s like totally freaking out but doesn’t wanna tell V that a dude almost tore the door off the car

She goes to V’s to avoid being alone

When she and v examine the damage...there is none…

She realizes the eyes behind the ski mask were black like patch’s eyes

She can’t remember hardly anything about the crash which is freaking her out

They meet some dudes called elliot and jules who is SIX FOOT TEN

They are probably other fallen angels that are after nora, and then elliott says he just transferred to their school from the prep school as of today, so yeah, this is what’s happening

Also...it’s fucking april. Who transfers schools in april

“You smell good” “it’s called a shower” lol

They’re having like an “are you following me” talk during the quiz

“I wanted my life to go back to the way it was before patch barged into my life”

I truly don’t know if it’s the delivery of the audiobook narrators that is making this issue SO GLARING to me but jfc

She confronts him after class to talk patch into asking to switch seats but he’s like “nah you’ve grown on me”

V really wants to sleuth around and read Patch’s file

CHAPTER 5

they go to the nurse’s office using nora’s iron pills as a distraction to get into the files in the front office

Nora needs to register her iron pills with the nurse...it is april...she has been taking pills out of her backpack all year...no one cared???

She says this is all because she thinks patch is stalking her - which no shit he admitted to taking pictures of you…

V called in a bomb threat from the pay phone outside!!!!!!! I’m fucking crying

Also if you guys don’t know what pay phones are, let me know

She’s trying to punch through the window in the door!!!!! V is the fucking greatest

IT WAS UNLOCKED ANYWAAAAAAY I’M SCREAMING

“As patch’s biology partner, i had a right to know”

The principal caught her but doesn’t suspect her

She meets back up with v at a mexican restaurant

The one patch works at!!!!!!

He asks her what she’s doing sunday night

“You’re getting cocky. I like that, angel” - bleck

“Not on a date, not alone” a hot thrill upon speculating what a night alone with patch would entail

Bitch!!!!!!! You just committed a crime to find out if this dude is STALKING YOU but you still wanna fuck him???????????

“Did you just call me angel? I don’t like it.” “it stays, angel” negging asshole

He brushes his thumb on her mouth and says “you’d look better without lipgloss” HARDIN SCOTT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

“Interested? We’re talking about you, i’m fascinated.”

“You aren’t ready to know me”

I looked in your student file - BITCH. NORA. IF HE IS STALKING YOU. AND YOU FOUND OUT SOMETHING SERIOUS IN HIS FILE. THAT GIVES HIM SOOOOOO MUCH CAUSE TO LIKE...MURDER YOU?!

It’s totally empty. “I’m going to expose you” “i look forward to it”

“Why are you looking at me?” “because you’re nothing like what i expected” “neither are you, you’re worse”

CHAPTER 6

Elliott is in her gym class

The fog seemed to clog my lungs...fog and clog...don’t like it

Marcy miller… “that’s because you haven’t met anyone better, like me.” marcy twisted her hair around her finger. “You’ll hear all about me soon.”

He calls her gray, her last name, which is a trope i thoroughly enjoy

We describe marcy’s smile as toxic twice in 2 paragraphs

Elliott comes up behind her to help her with her batting stance

“Let me show you, like this, you feel that? Relax” EXCUSE ME

She hears her name in her mind said in someone else’s voice, it’s patch

“Batting lessons, nice touch” elliott is TOTALLY a rival angel guy

“I told myself i imagined the words because the alternative was considering that patch held the power to channel thoughts into my mind. Which couldn’t be. It just couldn’t.” this type of stuff makes me roll my eyes.

“Not yet” she hears in her mind, and ends up slamming it out of the park

She gets smashed in the head with the glove and ball, ouch

Elliott blows on her scraped kneeeeeeeee

“Had he talked directly to my thoughts? Was there some inexplicable link between us that allowed it happen? Or was i losing my mind?” meh

Elliott “i’m not gonna chase after an unavailable girl”

He invites her on a date

CHAPTER 7

There’s a convo with the housekeeper about “reinventing the sexy side” and not changing yourself for a boy…

V calls and is like “let’s go to the party on the coast”

Driving moccasins?

Damn V is like “you look like a boy, put some lipstick on”

And Nora isn’t wearing makeup because patch planted the idea in her mind - NEGGING!!!!!!!

The delphic coast sounds like a blast

The new ride is called the arcangel lmao

Patch is at the arcade omg

Jules looks as enthusiastic as three day old meatloaf - this is a very weird metaphor but i don’t mind it much?? It would have bothered me in crave but there haven’t been many in this book so far so it’s not like completely pulling me out of the moment

It’s a new day, and today, the name patch is really irking me. It sounds like a dog

V is STIRRING THE POT between Elliott and Patch god i love her soooo much

Elliott wants to talk to patch about leaving nora alone!!!!

V is a messy bitch who lives for dramaaaaaaaa

Nora goes to talk to patch so elliott won’t start shit

“He was tall and lean and hard and i was sure he had street fight scars under his clothes...not that i wanted to look under his clothes” LMAO

She asks what he’s playing and he says, “baseball, wanna stand behind me and give me a few pointers?” LMAOOOOO he hates elliott so muuuuch

Patch challenges her to a pool game, she punches his arm, he says “Careful they might think we’re flirting” this guy is MADDENING

“Part of me wanted to run away from him screaming fire, the other wanted to see how close i could get without...combusting” AHHHHHHH

He’s talking to her in her thoughts and then being like, “you know that sounds crazy don’t you?” GASLIGHT CENTRAL

“You scare me, and you’re not good for me” “i could change your mind”

“Meet me at the arcangel, i’ll be waiting”

CHAPTER 8

Nora goes to get cotton candy and sees the arcangel, and she goes

She gets the “cold heart-stopping feeling that someone is watching her” and spots a hooded figure

She runs into patch and he’s like “if you keep running away from me, you’re never gonna figure out what’s going on” and she’s been drinking dumb bitch juice so she’s like OHKAY.

Now she’s not scared of the arcangel because patch makes her feel safe...no he DOESN’T?!?!?!?!?

“If you ride without screaming, i’ll get coach to switch our seats” why do i feel like this is gonna be that scene in the movie fear where they hook up at the top of the ferris wheel

“I don’t scream, not for carnival rides.” not for you is her inner voice i assume and ommggggg

He sits in a car that shows demons ripping the wings off an angel, an angel sitting on a gravestone and watching children, then possessing a little girl

Okay foreshadowing

“Scared, angel?”

Our car flew demonically fast - we get it

Her seatbelt came undone and she fell out!!!!!!!

Oh wait...she didn’t? She ended up grabbing him and screaming??

CHAPTER 9

He offers her a drink from his soda can and she’s like “ooh my mouth where his mouth is”

Her phone is dead so she hitches a ride with patch...did he kill her phone with angel powers somehow??

V had left her!!!!?????

Ooh or did the boys kidnap her??

So she’s sure the mind-talking is real but not sure if the guy in the mask or the falling off the coaster is real…

Patch rides a motorcycle because ofc

He takes her home and then has her keys in his hand somehow

He is totally fucking with her, the key won’t turn if she uses it but he can get it to work

“Go ahead, i’m home alone” immediately i realized it wasn’t a smart thing to say

Self preservation has left the chat!!!!!!!! The same boy you thought was stalking you 3 days ago, you just told him you are home alone...dumb bitch juice

“Dorothea will be here soon. She’s old but strong, very strong” You would absolutely be the first to die in a horror movie, nora

He comes inside without her inviting him so he can make her tacos

He...knows where her kitchen is...fuck no

She is scared of him having a knife but also...goes over to him so he can show her how to make tacos…

So idk if most teens are so horny they’re literally willing to die for it, because i was on antidepressants when i was grace’s age and i had no desire to get busy...please let me know in the comments below if you ever went from scared of a dude to wanting to bone him at breakneck speed the way nora continually does in this book

“I’ll answer your questions if you make tacos”

This is a VERY horny scene where he stands right behind her and like whispers in her ear how to cut the tomato…

“Did you follow me to the library?” he smiles and she’s like OH FUCK I WANNA KISS HIM RIGHT NOW

NORA!!!!!!!!! FOCUS

“Scared?” “no” “maybe i’m just scared of -” “liking me?” “yes...wait no”

“I feel a scary attraction to you”

He lifted her onto the counter!!!!!

“You should go” “go here?” his mouth went to my shoulder “or here?” it moved up my neck AHHHHHHHHHHH

Her mom calls and she’s like “can i call you back?” her mom says “sure what’s wrong” and she HANGS UP LMAOOOOOOO

UMMMM THOUGHT HER PHONE WAS DEAD?!?!?!?

CHAPTER 10

V calls her and is like “i was looking for you all night” and nora is like “ummmm no you fucking left me???” and v’s like “DID Y’ALL KISS?!”

“I’ll pick you up at 4” “thought we were meeting at 5?” “circumstances have changed” lmao V for president tbh

We get a weird story about lionel dorothea’s godson daring nora to lick a broken piece of glass, “falling for patch would be like licking that shard”

This is the WEIRDEST analogy i think i have ever heard…

This is a first draft analogy for sure

She acknowledged that her phone had been dead so wtf happened

They go to victoria’s secret and she’s like “ooh sexy stuff ooh patch” wait i shouldn’t be thinking about dangerous patch

“I secretly enjoyed the attraction between us but the eeriness outweighed it” ma’am are you trying to lie to yourself or the reader because 1. It’s not a secret, 2. We (i) keep SCREAMING at you to have a shred of self-preservation but you threw it away for tacos

I’m going to flush patch out of my system like a detox diet, except last time i did that i binged” welp...i’m sure that’s not a sign…

Lmao V tries to take the clearance stickers off the clearance bras and puts them on the nice ones I LOVE HER SO MUCH

The hooded guy is watching her from outside…

But he’s gone before V sees him

V develops a diversion to get the hooded guy to follow her...but they can tell it’s actually a girl…

V gets hurt?!?!?!?!

CHAPTER 11

V is in the hospital with a BROKEN ARM THAT NEEDS SURGERY!!!!!

Patch is absent…

She goes to the new school psych...WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NEW PEOPLE COMING IN APRIL!!!!

She’s def also an angel

She brings up that nora is supposed to be tutoring patch and is like “all tutoring should be under adult supervision, and i don’t want you meeting alone” um...thank you for being reasonable because this dude is creepy but ALSO. Just...don’t have her tutor him…?

She goes to the computer lab in the library to look up reviews but then she’s like “i should google patch” but nothing

“No facebook, no myspace” OH MYSPACE!!!!!

She comes across a kinghorn prep article about a hanging, and finds out elliott was with the victim on the night of her death

Elliott is right behind her!!!!!

“Something cold flushed through me, like a blush, only opposite”

He’s like “Call your mom and tell her you’re taking too long at homework” and she’s like STRANGER DANGER

~~~

[mintjamsblog]

LMFAOOO at your tag on that post where Tommy rubs the cigarette on his lips, oh my GOD. lmaoooo it's just an instinct at this point before he puts things in his mouth i guess!!! no but seriously jfc that got me laughing so hard

:)

[chae-peachwon]

POST MIAMI ROSE CONCERT

It was so so so amazing, I never do posts for post concerts but wow I have so much to say.

First of all, I missed like the first minute of their opening song because my ass was in the merch line but I was right at the table so I said fuck it and got myself a T-shirt and hoodie.

Anyway I made it inside and immediately just jumped right into their songs. Holy holy shit lemme just say that my throat HURTS and my voice is GONE.

Woosung is my bias but holy holy freaking crap, JAEHYEONG REALLY CAME FOR MY ASS!!!!! LIKE WOW!! SCUSE ME SIR!!!! JEFF???? UUHHHHH

His smile in pics does NO JUSTICE to his smile irl like wow my heart was swooning every single time.

HAJOOOOON, my sweet angel precious boy. I just love love love his energy on the drums and he got so into it I was SHOOK. His and Jaehyeongs solo got me in my honey nut feelios jfc

DOOOJOOOOON, this boy this BOOYYY HIS VOCAAALSS, my goodddddd. First of all he was wearing some really beautiful contacts, that I didn’t notice until I got to the hi touch (I’ll explain more later) and his voice OOOO, my kokoro was going lokoro.

Woosung....Sammy.....Sam Loves Ham...words can not explain how my heart and soul and just every fiber of my being was going over the moon and back just SEEING this boy on stage. His voice was so smooth like honey, his energy was on TOP, and he’s just so!!!! Wow!!! I fall in love with him more every single day.

The hi touch

First things first, I was determined to say SOMETHING to Woosung. With every other concert I’ve gone to and have had a hi touch, I always tell myself “tell them you love them!! It’s quick, you gotta be fast!!” But I never do because my heart is beating too quick for me to even form a coherent sentence.

But I was determined this time.

So the hi touch started and as soon as we walked out of the stage area, they were RIGHT THERE!!! Where merch was!!!

So Dojoon was first; I immediately noticed his eyes and thought “wow those are NOICE” he smiled so big at me and said thank you and his hand was SOOFFTTT.

Second was Jaehyeong, man this GUUUYYYYYY so TAALLLLL (they all were, they had to bend down to hi five pretty much everyone) and WOW MY HEART FLUTTERED SO HARD AT HIS FREAKING SMILE!!!!!

Hajoon my angel, my baby, my sweet baby boi....that hi touch was too quick because I wanted to say ilu so MUUCCHHHHH. But he was so freaking cute UGH

Woosung....y’all I....I did the hi five but I told him

“Your music has saved my life” in my messed up raspy ass voice...

And you guys....he gave me a hand hug, smiled and said thank you..

And I s2g I ascended into heaven..

I was shaking so bad afterwards like I rly can’t believe I mustered up the courage to SAY that to Woosung...

Then I walked out the venue and had to hold myself against the wall to calm myself down lmaoooo

ANYWAY, THATS IT I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE WHO WENT HAD AN AMAZING TIME LIKE I DID‼️‼️‼️

I’m missing a couple of things but I had so much to say I just wanted to get it out while I can